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Merman edition.
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archie is sexiest merman
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>>5412872
>Look up the artist for this
>Guro shit
http://lazy-anus.tumblr.com/tagged/yashy-draws
N-no thanks.
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>tfw cummies in my tummies c:
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>>5412898

Who gave you the cummies tho?
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>>5412876
DELETE THIS
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>>5412907
My now bf c:
We made it official c:

>tfw musclebear top bf c:
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>>5412908
Why?

>>5412910
>posting on 4chan when you should be sucking you bf's dick
SHAME! I thought /gaygen/ had taught you better then that.
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>>5412908

Why?

>>5412910

How'd you meet? Tell us all the cute stuff
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>>5412876
what the fuck is the point if it doesn't have a dick or a butt
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>>5412925
>Why?
> Why ?
He is too fucking attractive.
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>>5412928

What

lol

it's a drawing of a not particularly good looking extremely effeminate fishtwink
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>>5412932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ-g0BdpbDM
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>>5412932
>it's a drawing of a not particularly good looking extremely effeminate fishtwink
What kind of ungodly standards do you have?

>effeminate
muscles clearly defined

>not good looking
really?
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>>5412938

This is much worse
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>>5412938
i want kakyoin to rero my feminine penis.
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>>5412939

Talking about his face lad

pure female

Also if you're that guy who posted the picture of himself looking really sad yesterday, you're much better looking than that drawing lol
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>>5412943
A-are you stalking me?
Did you check the filename of the pictures I posted or h-how do you know?

>Also if you're that guy who posted the picture of himself looking really sad yesterday, you're much better looking than that drawing lol
t-thanks ;_;
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>>5412948

You're posted that crying furry, no need to look at filenames
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>>5412953
I took it from /v/.
I really am not a furry.
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>>5412948
>t-thanks ;_;
Now post sad butt.
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>>5412956
>I really am not a furry
He's a furry too, he won't judge you.

I think you're disgusting though.
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>>5412872
Sauce
>>5412896
sauce
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>>5412963
>I think you're disgusting though.
Do you mean my looks or the way I post?
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>>5412959
>tfw Ann will ask anyone for his butt
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>>5412968
Post sad butt again. Go go.
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>>5412956

Okay but you posted a furry picture so

Anyway post sad butt
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Any NZ fags in /gg/?

Pls no bully, first time posting here.
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>>5412963
How do you know Senpai is a furry?
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>>5412968
That you fap to cartoon animals.
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>>5412964
http://lazy-anus.tumblr.com/tagged/yashy-draws

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1034032
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>>5412979

fag
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>>5412981
I really do not. LMAO
I like real life humans.
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>>5412979
I am, north or south?
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what % of man-she's do ya'll think are actually just extreme bottom bitches who wont accept it?
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>>5412970
It's not just me.
>>5412972

Besides what thread isn't improved by qt twink butts?
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>>5412980
I broke into his house and looked at his browsing history.

>>5412979
>Smashes beer bottle
Jog on, cunt. I don't want any sheep fuckers around here.

>>5412986
It's okay. You and Kouhai can go to group therapy and conventions together.
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>>5412992
The funny thing is that that's both me.
>Hypocrisy.jpeg

And I guess you have a point there.
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Who else loves watching porn about gay initation rituals in a fraternity?
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>>5412995
Stop kink shaming bully-kun. It's just another fetish.
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>>5412995

I'll gonna break into your butthole
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>>5412999
You mean badly directed and acted make-belief about a bunch of jocks that end up fucking each other like autistic rabbits with down syndrome? Yeah, I know those. No thanks.
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>>5413008
I really like the domination aspect of it.
To fuck someone and keep them pinned on the ground before all their friends and take it like a slut, is very hot.
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>>5413002
Shot in the dark here. Is that you, Blondie?
Grow about 5 or 6 inches, and I'd be glad to kink shame your butthole.

>>5413007
Good luck with that, you thirsty spastic.
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>>5413016
It's just that the porn it generally really bad. Like, roleplaying - wise.

Makes me cringe, more than hard.
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>>5413016
Thats why I like porn where a straight guy is forced into gay for pay, domination is hot.
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>>5413019

Prepare your boypuss. Your ass is Mirkwood, my dick's name is Sting and I'm gonna stab all those spiders til all my little friends are free to penetrate as deep as they can get.
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>>5412987
South. But I'm moving North. Plenty of fish in the sea they say, just not around here.
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>>5413019
It ain't. But it's a Germanic overlord who's butt is ready to get wrecked.
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>>5413032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm1osmEK3f8

>>5413042
Post wurst, klein boy.
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>>5413038
I'm south too, thinking about moving to wellington next year.
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A fuck from last year contacted me.
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>>5413061

What a slut
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>>5413061
>thinking eating ass is a dominant act
Anyway, you homos really are cringy with your chat texts.

>make a ridiculous funny and depraved lewd suggestion
>OH MY GOD
>YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO SAY
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>>5413061
ahh, the sweet smell of desperation
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>>5413054
Are you me?

>I'm in Dunedin
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>>5413060
I switch it up all the time, gurl. The Kleppe is just my favorite.

>>5413061
>Strangles wife
>Has casual sex with desperate whores
This isn't how I remember things.
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Why didn't that cute sad little twink post his butt yet, I've been checking back for it.
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>>5413073
Thanks bb

>>5413075
>>5413076
I know right?

>>5413084
It's the scene Shakespeare took out.

>>5413090
You have a stage five clinger my friend
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>>5413049
I've posted my Brot buns and legs already.
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>>5413094
Your package looks weird dude.
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>>5413093
What is it with butts? I get nothing. What do you like about them? What makes a butt good?
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>over 100 tabs of porn open
>can barely remember how I got half of them open
>no idea how I'll save all of that.
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>>5413094
tell him that your feet smell, he has to massage them and do housework before he gets to have some
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>>5413082
Nelson.
Let's get a flat together.
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>>5413095
Post all your fine cuisine, Fraulein.
German men are too delicious to pass up.

>>5413094
>Shamelessly playing along
Not like I care, have your fun. Y-you're just a lowly Moor anyway.
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>>5413049
he looks like he should be hissing from the shadows...
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>wake up
>go about my business
>try not to be bitter and vindictive about every little thing
>do it anyway
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>>5413107
Sure, if you can put up with noise (I'm a drummer).
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>>5413102

butts are amazing. A good butt is all round and smooth and I could play with one for hours before I fuck it and mark it with my cum.

every time I see a guy with a nice butt and skimpy/tight clothing, it's like a gravity well from which my eyes can't escape.

I'm not really that into dicks desu.
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Am I the only one here thinking effeminate boys can be cute under the right circumstances, but never attractive?
Chris Crocker type noxious hoes are not cute but softly and quietly effeminate little happy guys can be really cute when they get excited and hyper about something. I was watching a vid of a guy unboxing mystery toys and he had a big smile plastered across his face and his eyes were basically sparkling rainbows. So adorable I wanted to squeeze him dead.
But they're as attractive as girls are: Not attractive at all. My penis doesn't move an inch. Not going to fall in love with them either.

Those really femmy gay people who go on about masc4masc being discriminatory or homophobic.... What are they trying to do? It's not something people can control?
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>>5413110
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>>5413122
flat as a goddamn board
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>>5413126
Ten points. I'm starting squats now.
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>>5413100
Prob just the angle, not posting it.

>>5413105
He'd probably do it too.

>>5413106
Yikes dude how do you know him?

>>5413110
I'm low because I like to get laid?

>>5413133
Good
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>>5413134
>He'd probably do it too.
post him that please
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>>5413115
Yeah man that's cool, I've got a bass but I haven't really learnt to play.
We can jam and stuff.
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>>5413120
>tfw effeminate, shy and ugly
>tfw not attracted to effeminates either
i'm never going to have that boy next door type of guy to hug and call my own. :(
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>>5413112
ty.
I too think he has this certain debonair mystery in his looks.

>>5413122
mmmm, my little Spanferkel.
Delicious.

>>5413134
Hmph.
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>>5413120
I don't think that all femme guys are like that. Just the catty and loud ones you hear.
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>>5413120
idk as a fem it seems like lots of people get turned on pretty quickly
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>>5413149
he looks exactly like the type of person i would cast as a serial killer who also turns out to be a vampire in a mid 2000s art house horror film that gets a mild round of applause at cannes
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>>5413149
Will you ever show your psychotic mug?
We mat never know.
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>>5413137
Huh?
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>>5413157
Hot.

I'm going to dinner now.
Germanposter made me hungry.
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>>5413164
tell him what I wrote

messing with him is your intention, isn't it?
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>>5413165
Perhaps he doesn't have many friends? You did to figure something out before he's wearing your skin and dancing in the moonlight.

>>5413170
>mess either him

I don't play games with people. My plans are to fuck him senseless. He's going to eat my ass for an extended period of time before I do anything to him.
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>6'4"
>168 lbs
>starting to gain some muscles
>all my fat is concentrated on my love handles
How much of a deal breaker this is?
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>>5413185

If cute face: not a deal breaker

If not a cute face: your non-cute face was the deal breaker
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>>5413120

I find that this is the case for most bottoms I know. They just don't like any feminine qualities in guys.

I'm a top only and I can be attracted to effeminate guys, as long as they don't go overboard. The most attractive is when a guy can't help being effeminate, it's just his true nature. Not put on, not overblowing it.
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>>5413192
Kek
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>>5413196
How do you feel about, bodily twinkish bit with a more rugged, masculine face?
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>>5413185
Are you top or bottom?

Also, what tf are llove handles.
>Google time
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>>5413192
Yes I've got a cute face.
>>5413228
88% bottom 12% top
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>>5413229
That's a big ass bottom
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>>5413229

>not 88% bottom, 14% top
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le funny hitler joke maymay
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>>5413260
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>>5413196
I am genuinely like that, ever so slightly effeminate. I didnt even really realize it for a while, either.
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>>5413274

Right? It's so fucking cute when they can't help it and even get bashful because of it.
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>>5413294
>when they can't help it and even get bashful because of it.

yass queen

>tfw no stoic bear bf who becomes a giggly fag when drunk
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>tfw I will never say "wew lad" when my bf came inside me without a condom
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>>5413303
wew
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>>5413300

>yass queen

not quite that far, dude.

also I like smaller cuter guys.
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Guys, how do I make myself more straight? I'm not gay but I have these constant urges to be submissive to a big strong guy and give my butt up to him but I'm not gay tho so I should be wanting to take a girl not be taken by a guy.
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>>5413320

The first step is to be submissive and give your butt up to me, from there I'll help you figure out the rest.
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>>5413320
>denial
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>watching show
>characters do e

GOD DAMN IT I WANT TO BE A BIG FAG AND GET HIGH WITH A BUNCH OF FAGS

just kill me i miss e but I'm too old for it

>>5413320

In order to get out you must go deeper

do what >>5413323 says
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>>5413324
that's it

I'm calling myself straight from now one. I don't want to be associated with submissive, cock-craving bottomsluts.
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>>5413331

I'll call you whatever you want after I cum inside your ass & on your face
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>>5413328
>r.i.p
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>>5413333
Quads say something, you know
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Are we taking "fag" now?
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>>5413384
I'll take you fag.

Seriously though it would be pretty cool if we started using it like blacks do nigger.
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>>5413399
>I'll take you fag

*lifts butt in the air*
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>>5413404

>this is what people with internalized homophobia actually believe after watching south park
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>>5413413
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>>5413421

>There is a huge difference between being homosexual and being a fag. Same with how there is a difference between being black and being a nigger.

i n t e r n a l i z e d h o m o p h o b i a
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Just got back from din dins, gg. There were lots of happy families, and Christmas carols playing in the streets.
So good to see you're all still getting along and not squabbling over petty shit!
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>>5413421
i'm going with senpai on this one you're being retarded
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>>5413439
Did you criticize the kids poor taste
"You like Santa? Fucking pleb"
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>>5412876
Thanks for reminding me that gay little mermaid comic on smackjeeves is still on hiatus. Shit.
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>>5413439
Just got back from the kitchen, making myself a pizza on a saturday night.

So good to enjoy life with your friends.
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>>5413467

Yes actually it does.

Get back in line, citizen.
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>>5413467
why do you feel the need to make a distinction between nigger:black::fag:gay? there's no intrinsic reason to despise the degenerate flamers at pride other than to normalize your abnormality.
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>>5413467
>I am just going to distance myself from negative stereotypes with some arbitrary division noone cares about rather than proving them wrong
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>>5413479

That's right bitch. Come get a taste of the long, rainbow nightstick of the law.
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>>5413479
there's no practical purpose for flamers existing. the only difference between you and them is the wall you put up called tradtiion
see >>5413480
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>talking to 4 different guys
>tell them that i'll be free the evening of my last final (which was today) and before that i can't really do anything
>will be pretty busy this weekend and won't have my alone time cause picking up a friend at an airport
>we're going to our parents after the weekend
>fag A is asking if im free during the weekend, after i just explained it to him several times and still doesn't get it
>faggot B got pissy after i told him several times, and told me "whatever good luck then" and threw it back in his face
>no response and no loss cause he was ugly
>faggot C wanted me to drive to sf to see him, wasnt gonna drive in sf of all fucking places but could have taken public transportation
>wasnt going to make effort to see me down in the south bay so i kindly (not really) told him i wasn't slightly interested in him and good luck
>"ok y-you too"


Why is it so damn difficult to meet up with someone? Especially when most of them have the time to do so but always pull this shit?
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>>5413484
I'm not a flammer I just think you're full of shit.
You're grouped together by the only thing that you have in common: being gay.

All the other bullshit is peoples opinions, stop caring what they think.
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>>5413457
No, but I did glare at a baby.

Why the fuck are babies allowed out in public?
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>>5413320
Find a kinky female partner who is into femdom type shit. When you are going over you hard and soft limits let her know that that you are willing to have a man penetrate you to feel submissive. This way you if will be her forcing you to be "gay" and not because you actually are gay.

>mfw I actually know someone that says he hates sucking dicks but sucks dicks all the same because of how submissive it makes him feel.
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>>5413531
>teaching about homosexuality in school
>would literally just be "Hey kids, this exists. It's ok. Moving on."

But why? Are you one of those polgbt cu cks?
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>>5413531
I'm not the anon you've been arguing with...


>Majority of gays that I know... ...are opposed to gay marriage
I'd buy into what you are saying except for this line. I think most gays are for this, no? Aren't even the ultra conservative, republican type gays for gay marriage?
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>>5413513
You are beyond weird man. Always preaching about peace and love but you kink shame, hate babies, dislike people for professing their love for masc men and then say "no bully" whenever someone calls you out on it.

I mean, I don't think you're mean. Or harmful. But you just get me thinking what type of person you really are. If this is just an act you put up for some obscure form of Keks or if this carries over into your actual personality.
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>>5413513
That's the first picture you posted of him where he looks like a mortal human being from planet earth. I can actually see how he is attractive.
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>>5413566
>kids

13 to 14 year Olds and older people should be told shit about sex. I ain't talking about kids m8. Teens need to be taught about sex because they want to have it anyway.
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>>5413565
Hes not really that weird tbqh...
I wish I could talk to to him personally since he's attractive as fuck and we have a ton in common.

He's just a memer who likes being mean because he's bored. He's not actually a mean person and when things get really brutal and mean he steps back. He just likes to have fun. He's actually a gentle sweet guy on the inside.
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>>5413495
>no response

So this proves I'm right. Fags really are the worst.
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>>5413580
As said, I don't think he's mean. Just gives himself as kinda creep - ish. I think it's funny too.
>Klein boy
A million keks, but it's the aesthetic around that which beriddles me.
Proof for being attractive though. How'd you know? Gib pics mein Junge.
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Guys, would you take it as compliment when someone tells you that you have really clear skin and that you look younger than you actually are?
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>>5413583
>in depth

I support it being mentioned as a perfectly fine thing. It should be what I already stated.
"Hey kids, this exists. And that's fine. Moving along."
There's legitimately no harm in that. Those that have their mind elsewhere won't pay attention, and those that are questioning might stop being so questioning and perhaps self-hsteful.
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>>5413566
>The only reason gay marriage is a thing is to enforce liberal views on religion.
Possibly. I think in the US it was pursued by the left as more of a political maneuver because it would cause a split amongst the republicans.

>>5413583
These days I don't even think you need to actually need any sex ed in schools. No need to waste tax payer money. There are already really good resources on the web that kids can view when not in school.
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>>5413594
>proof for being attractive

You've never seen him before blondie?

I have a few of his pictures. Had a few on my phone before I deleted them and every other picture sadly. Hes got a nice ass and cute face. I don't post pictures of other people unless they post mine first or they let me.
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>>5413595
Is it you, Ausfag?

>>5413588
Your story was super incoherent. Not to mention your problem seems to be that you told 4 different people there might be a chance of meeting up, but you had to pass up on all four of them because of circumstance.

You were keeping multiple things at once, and lost it all because you had no time to manage them anymore. Now you're pissed. That's what I'm getting from this.
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>>5413594
I'm not. There's nothing interesting about me physically, I'm pretty sure that's just Maki you're talking to.

>>5413573
Sex ed was a waste of time, I already knew everything by that age.

>>5413570
Fuck. I don't want people to see him like that.
I like him to have a weird qtness that few others besides myself can appreciate.
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>>5413610
Aut"fag", yea. Good morning.
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>>5413604
Who is Blondie. He seems to have a connection with bully-kun, but I'm not him. Third time I've been mistaken for him though.
It was also not serious. Don't expect you to post anything.
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>>5413595
you should take it as a compliment unless they are saying that you look like you're 12 and that's why they find you attractive. In that case, take it as a compliment and get the fuck away from them.
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>>5413588
sorry but it was all tl;dr for me.
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>>5413495

where in the south bay area you from
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>>5413625
>slippery slope
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>>5413611
Is it? I can't tell people by their posts. Except the Aus dude because he asked something relating to something I said yesterday.
You saying that also doesn't saturate my curiosity at all.

And was it? I had no fucking clue by that age. Confused as fuck. I became a total sexually reclusive person. And now I'm on the magical road to becoming a wizard.

And I dunno, most of the time it's his physiognomy and clothes that make him look weird as fuck. But regular face + black tee. Can't look weird with that.

>>5413616
Guten Morgen. Wie geht's dir?
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>>5412876
>small dick
How doomed am I
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>>5413625
A lot of your opinions seem to be based on feels rather than facts. I'll just disagree here. Cheers though.
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>>5413618
I will.
But what if Im going for that 12 year old look? Jk, haha.
>>5413630
Doing well, first day of holidays and gonna hit the gym later.
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>>5413638
An hero only option tbqh.
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>>5413642
Sexy. I'll just go take a nap and abuse my bass afterwards. Working Saturdays is fuck.
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>>5413638
How small? But honestly not doomed at all.

>>5413611
There may not be anything that stands out as extraordinary to others or even yourself but to me you're special. You make me laugh everyday.
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>tfw sex education isn't what it used to be
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>>5413595
Obviously...?
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>>5413648
Alright, enjoy :3. I'll be on later too.
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>>5413628
San Jose.

You?
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>>5413646
It seems largely based on feels.

You don't like trannies. You think they're degenerate. Which is fine. But that's not a fact of life that you can apply to politics somehow. It's just your opinion.
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>>5413630
It's odd because I don't usually like weird looking models.
>I had no fucking clue by that age
Well, I did have older brothers and friends who taught me about that stuff.
I talked about sex quite regularly from when I was around 11, and started having experiences at 13.
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>>5413650
6 point something inches bone pressed, 4.8 non.
4.3 girth
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>friend comes in drunk
>climbs in bed with me
>pats my face
>tells me he's going to buy me a planet
>passes out

What the hell
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>>5413682
Doesn't reply to my statement. And no need to be sassy tbqh :/

Don't mean to undermine the validity of your views btw. Just questioning the universality of this slipper slope you think.
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>>5413691
Also odd is that I usually dig weird looking people.

Sounds regular though. I just had no real guide through the entire process. And at some point I didn't want to hear about it.

Turned out for the worse. Not the worst, but still kinda suck - ish.

How old are you now btw? If you don't mind me asking.
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>>5413717
Is he ugly?
Is that why you didn't take advantage of him?
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>>5413729
>How old are you now btw
21.

>>5413717
Cum in his hair.
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>>5413757
>21.
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>>5413697
My bf is about 5 in and he's pretty amazing. It helps if you have other tricks up your sleeves though
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>>5413768
>no tricks
>don't even have sleeves
FUCK
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>>5413768
Im 4 inches thin as shit but I've never heard anybody complain about how I work it. When my bicep is choking them and im hitting their prostate and lifting them up and they are only being supported by my cock and strength its hard to complain.
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>>5413717
Make sure he knows Pluto isn't a planet
Get a Decent sized one
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>>5413763
Are you bullying me?

>>5413768
By tricks, I though of balloon animals. 5 inches isn't much to work with though.
Can he put it in a box and saw it in half?
Make it levitate?
Put it in a straight jacket and have it wiggle its way out?
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>>5413781
That's pretty hot, can you do me next?
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>>5413811
i thought you were 18 because you are really retarded
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>>5413811
He's pretty good with his hands
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>>5413724
>slipper slope

if the glass slipper fits... then Rugby-Cinderella (aka Rugberella) should put it on and become the beautiful girl he was always meant to be.
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>>5413737
He's totally adorable and I kind of like him, but that's beside the point.

>>5413757
That's what true friendship is.

>>5413790
Saturn. If he likes it then he'd better put a ring on it. Or rings as it were.
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>>5413724

it doesnt. The slipperly slope is a textbook logical fallacy, nobody in their right mind would use it.
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>>5413822
Bullies are people who hate themselves, abused at age 6, or molested at 12.

>>5413827
But we're talking about dicks.
Does he have dicks on his hands?
Either way, hands usually sit below the sleeves, not up them.

>>5413838
>Imagining Rugly running around in a blue ball gown and glass slippers
Cute.

>>5413841
Yes.
Take pictures of his butt and post them here, that's another mark of true friendship.
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>>5413697
>over 6" bone pressed
>4.8" when not
little on the cubby side, anon?
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>>5413841
Darn toothing
Biggest ring for a proposal, that'll get you in the history books
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>>5413757
Huh, that seems reasonable. Not that much older than me then.

Gewd to know.
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What should I buy my qt Chinese boyfriend for Christmas gaygen? I suck at buying presents for people.
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>>5413925
>qt
>Chinese
Pick one.
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>>5413925
egg flied lice
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>>5413925
I usually just buy men scotch and women wine, i only really buy specific gifts for kids and my mum.

I'm not very creative.
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>>5413925
What does he like? That'd be a good starting point
>>5413931
I hate wine and shit as Christmas gifts esp for a secret Santa thing, it's like "oh Christmas is coming better grab a bottle of wine to be safe"
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>>5413925
Only japs are qt's.

>tfw I want to touch Matt Heafy's face while he solos
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>>5413938
Tennis, Beijing opera, clothes..
Might just buy him some cute clothes and take him out for a nice meal or something.

Can't go wrong with that
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>>5413949
Yeah that's a good idea
Fair play mate
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>>5413949
>Might just buy him some cute clothes and take him out for a nice meal
This smells like creepy daddy son shit.
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>>5413938
My fashion taste is too gay for my brothers, i feel like novelty gifts are a waste, i can't afford to splash out on expensive watches and shit, and they never tell me what they want, so i just buy them scotch.

Also it would be very weird if i bought women clothes or shoes or whatever, and cheap jewelry is shit, so again, it comes down to wine and jewelry. This year I bought west end tickets for a few.
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>tfw woke up with handsome guy in my arms

Thats the best feeling i've ever had.
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>>5413957
Hah I guess it could sound like that, he's 2 years older than me though.
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>>5413962
And now your on 4 chan, what went wrong m8
Just be with the guy like c'mon
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dead thread
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>>5413969
he's gone to uni bb
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what are you listening to?
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>>5414051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4hQG-XTVa4
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>>5414051
what u kno about bein gangsta
+ GOAT album cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPAKLJ4_yEE
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>>5414051
https://youtu.be/A_tN5YPMQpc
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>>5414051
bouta bump some gravediggaz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4nWYGSoSoU
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>>5414054
it's okay
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>>5414129
every 90s south album cover is just GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6mVSXPIuLQ
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>tfw 13 year old cousin is about to ask out a girl for the first time
>tfw im 18 and have never had a bf

k i l l
m e
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>>5414180
>tfw already had six gfs before the age of 13
fuck i would of been a top straight boy
why is pussy so disgusting
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>>5414048
Fair enough
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>>5414192
>implying that means anything

You're just kids.
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>>5414208
fingered most of em tho
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>>5414192
>would have been a top straight boy

I k t f
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would you a ftm?

asking for a ftm friend
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>>5414225
If they don't have that roided manlet look, and their voice doesn't sound like it has an inbuilt pitch shift.
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>>5414220
>have
haha ty
vernacularly correct tho you pedant
>>5414225
no i <3 cock too much
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>>5412876
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>tfw you will never be born a Russian

for some reason I find like 90% of all russian guys 10/10s

pretty much as long as they have a beard, are russian, and arent obese, I will love them.
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>>5414249
I have only seen russian models: the post

russians are usually ugly as fuck.

I'd let putin daddybf me tho
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>>5414251

But i also find russian guys qt that my friends tell me are ugly

pic related is a rocket scientist from Russia - i dont understand what he is saying or what he is doing, but I still watch his videos while I work jsut because of how qt he is.

But then i showed a friend this and he was like "what are you talking about, he looks ugly as fuck"

So i think it really is jsut me.
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>>5414259
>So i think it really is jsut me.
You misspelled 'slut me'.
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>>5414259
>>5414251

I sent my friend this screenshot of him and he said that he looked really ugly. But hes qt to me!

>>5414263

there is nothing slutty about wanting to bend over backwards and spread your legs for literally anyone from a discrete geographical region taking up almost an entire continent, thank you very much

hmph
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>tfw you are the musclecub bf
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>>5414259
>>5414271
I wouldn't call him 'really ugly'. He's average at best, and the shit lighting on his face doesn't help.

But trust me, I've been to Russia. A good part of my family is Russian. Most of them are way uglier than that guy just posted. Way.
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>>5414276

maybe i was exaggerating when i said "every russian". But my point is that what most people would say is an average russian, I find like a 9/10.

IMO the guy i posted is an 8.5/10 or so, even in the shit lighting.

Now I just need to find out where all the Russians in London hang out...

>>5414275

>capped deltoids

for shame
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>>5414279
better bae?
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>>5414288

I really like Men.com actually
idk why they get so much flak

>>5414290

yes, much
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>>5414279
>tfw capped delts
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>>5414297

maybe you shouldnt have done roids if you didnt want gross capped deltoids

just saying
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>>5414271
Your guy is a 8/10 in Russia.
Most people here look like inbred Asians.
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>>5414305


#2 looks cute i think
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>>5414291

Because most of the scenes are boring af except for the ridiculous 'stories'. Total turn off.

Also
>almost 2016
>condoms being used by an American producer

Besides the bogus morality claims do they even have a reason?
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>tfw he cums inside of you
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>>5414328
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>>5414328
>tfw it was all a dream and you don't have a boyfriend and it's all cold and dark and lonely.
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>>5414325

I guess I'm just boring
>>
Any pdx Bros go to the eagle for naked game night lastnight ? Or gonna chill for L.U.R.E. night?
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>>5414306
Well, I might be exaggerating a little bit, we aren't all ugly, but still I believe western europeans are much more attractive..
Pic is online contacts from my city on a dating (aka one night stand hooking up) app.
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>>5414328
>>5414334
hairy faggots bottoming makes me feel nauseous
masculine men should be excl tops only imo
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>>5414345

poor bait, take it elsewhere
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>>5414350
so hairy masc men shouldn't date/be with hairy masc men?
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>>5414350

The same kind of logic goes for the "all twinks should be bottoms" idea

which, obviously, you arent a part of
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>>5414350

skinny twinks topping makes me feel nauseous
feminine men should be excel bottoms only imo
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>>5414334
>>5414357
sp looks like you or jupp have to becum a feminine twink now :(
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>>5414354
no
>>5414355
except it doesnt bc i top qt twinkys everyday
>>5414357
lol dont be angry cos im right
>>
~progress pic~

I guess I'm leaving twinkmode and heading into uglymode. Hopefully in 3-4 years I will be musclebear mode, but thats a long way off.

So I'm looking worse, but my lifts are rocketing up so I guess my bulk is going well? Idk. I think i will keep bulking until January, then cut or maintain.

/blog
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I'm straight but I used to hook up with guys nightly on grindr, but only for about 3 months after my ex broke it off.

I also dated a ftm pre op for about 2 months until they got weird about it.

What is wrong with me
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>>5414372

B A I T
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>>5414368
you were never twink mode
you were fat mode
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>>5414372
>what's wrong with me
>I'm straight
That. now gtfo
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>>5414368
I'm not seeing twink mode... Maybe the last 2 pictures are like twunk...
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