>>5389134
>>5390904
Bumping for answers
Post qts you're too scared to talk to
>>5390908
gross
>>5390908
i like fuzzy guys, but the OP pictures looks like a symptomatic meth addict.
>>5390920
Just try an relax.
Investing a in cock ring might help too.
>op is fag
old thread: >>5389134
>>5390933
stage one of meth take over
"Barack Obama is a fork tongued devil. Your country has been pushing for abortions and homosexuality so I am giving you a president who will promote abortions and homosexuality. But be rest assured, My hand of judgement will come against your nation towards the end of his presidency.” - Yahweh
>>5390908
Disgusting.
>>5390936
why don't you want me to post your cock on /fit/ annie
>>5390920
>>5390904
>How do I fix it if it's mental
talk to a therapist which I'm not but if I was I would first ask as to the reason you why you've "never been super into sex" to find out if you have any shame associated with it.
>Could they be related? I was a little nervous the other night
yes anxiety is a classic boner killer, that's pretty much a cliche.
google some stuff about your problems to find out techniques to getting better at it: relaxing to minimize anxiety, masturbating to prolong the sex as opposed to masturbating to hurry and get it over with. How you jerk off does effect how you have sex sort of like how you practice a sport effects how you play a sport.
Look into tantric type stuff if you want to prolong/ have better orgasms. "Tantric sex" is really a western bs idea b/c of it's origin story but the techniques are still valid.
/blog
Is it normal to get surprise boners when you see a hot guy or a hot picture?
I *never* get spontaneous boners, I only ever get hard if im actually playing with my dick. Is that normal?
>>5390937
It goes away eventually, but it's still a pain
Doesn't help that the few times I decided to lower my standards and talk to someone ugly so I knew they weren't out of my league just didn't work at all because ugly people are all lazy with shitty personalities (and I was just not remotely attracted to him)
I even went on a date and felt like I got stds just from his awkward ass goodbye kiss
don't date below 6 they're all nasty with ugly clothes and don't shower enough
sorry for the blog post tho
is he cute enough
>>5390960
unless you're literally 14, you probably shouldn't be having spontaneous erections...
>>5390960
depends on how much testosterone is in your body. You might have low test.
>>5390933
i know right? op pic looks nasty as fff
>>5390937
because your friends sound narrow minded?
you called them insular. if you're using that word as an umbrella term for your friends than something is wrong..or perhaps you're just as narrow minded and prefer it that way idk.
>>5390948
relax bb
>>5390964
lol im loving this low test meme
>>5390960
>spontaneous boners
I'll get boner if I browse through tons of super hot guys on a porn tumblr or something but just randomly looking at a super hot guy just ruins my self esteem
As long as you get boners when you want to, it's all good
>>5390962
yes
depends if you find him kinda quirky qt instead of kinda weird looking, it's a personal preference thing usually
>>5390971
blood test doctors costs probably 45 usd
>>5390948
>you blind ass bitch
opps sorry. and yes I can't see shit w/o contacts
>>5390969
post tiddies you dumb hot slut
>>5390978
I live in the UK so i have free healthcare. Can i just ring up my doc and ask for a test, or what?
wont it be awkward when he asks "why do you want this test"?
>>5387575
>How are you holding up during this holiday season?
Not very well. The only thing I've known these past 4 years is school and this is my first semester where I know I'm gonna fail classes. I've never gotten a D or F before, well except remedial shit that doesn't even count anymore because I was a huge retard back then. Even worse is knowing I can easily end up failing more than 1 class.
At least the government is paying for them..
>>5390983
>tfw upset with life and attack other's online for no reason
>>5390985
i did in the previous thread
>>5390986
Don't be a faggot
Tell your doctor everything so that they can treat you better and watch out for things like HIV when you tell him you love cock
>>5390993
more
what in the fuck is with this "connection error" bullshit?
>>5390994
>your face is nasty
Nuh uh
>you like
I assume you mean I lack
What sucks about my fat distribution is that I gain in the face. It's funny to look at my old ID pic of me at 150 pounds because my jawline is sharp like yours. I have to look forward to when I cut.
>don't come for me
Don't provoke me
>running away from
Your family?
>>5390961
I got a super like off this guy on tinder once... I felt awful swiping left but I'd never date him, it would've been dishonest
>>5391008
testing 123
>>5390960
yes, both are normal. physically stimulation and mental stimulation are both valid ways to turn someone on. Using both at the same time are usually the most effective way tho.
>>5391008
it means the NSA are onto you
switch to tor browser asap
>>5390986
lol embarrassed to get a simple free test from the doctor
"Because I think i might have a hormonal issue"
why does this stupid ass sweater magically make everyone that wears them super hot?
>>5390963
I've had them into my 20s. Less often but I'll get hard easy with the right bump or breeze. High sex drive; masturbated through puberty and was always drained of cum. I never had a wet dream
I did ejaculate in my sleep once. I was having a sex dream (not a norm) and I woke up cumming hard. Pretty fun stuff
>>5391011
All you've done is make fun of the guy I put on the thread, it's not that dead but you being bitchy doesn't help.
Dude I like escaped my family years ago and now I'm back and I ask everyday why we were all born. Like material wise we're fine, I just hate the dynamics and literal stupidity.
>>5391030
I fucked up, connection error bullshit
oh god i just did a shit in my pants on the way home from work and these qt twinks were watching and laughing at me it was so embarrassing
>>5391031
almost same as you, including having one single sex dream that I woke up from and was at the end of ejaculating. the only dif., mine was a little traumatizing.
>>5391039
>>5391030
It doesn't, judging by the picture you posted.
>>5391039
that guy looks like my cousin.
a guy just told me that I "look cute as fuck".
feels good
>>5391052
>>5391050
>>5391031
Y...Yeah me too
>>5391039
>hood on anything knitted
>ever
other than that its an okay sweater
army sweaters are best sweaters
>>5391058
I love Colin
>>5391064
I think it's fine
well, it's gonna look stupid as shit if he puts the hood on, but other than that he hood part is okay
But i mean knit sweaters like that with those colors, they fuck me up so good
>>5391049
I was over NYC and thought my plans with roommate out there would work out. They didn't just days before my flight and this is the result.
Everyday I tell myself I'm here to get a drivers license and just roadtrip around but already I want to just hitchhike I out of town.
>>5391053
at least he looks better than ugly ass drake
>>5390992
bah, it's all good. I was wrong, it's 4chan, no worries.
>get matched with this guy on dating app
wat de fug
how
>>5391050
>i need them to think I'm virginal,
That ship has sailed, pal. But we like you anyway.
>>5390908
blonde facial hair and blonde body hair are disgusting
>>5391092
put it in his butt
don't question it
>>5391046
Maybe they thought you were cute desu
Unless you're that guy who ignored me at GSA and proceeded to say no one liked him. Then, in that case, I hope you get herps
>>5391092
maybe he's got an ugly face?
>>5391092
disgust.
>>5391092
Qt and it looks like he lives on a nice train. Well done, m8.
>>5391096
lol, dat dystopian future where sex app matches gives participants no choice; they are forced to have sex.
>>5391061
>low t
>best new gg meme
>>5391110
i bet youre very familiar with that method
>>5391100
you tell me
>>5391114
>dystopian
I don't think you're using that word right. lol
>>5391121
it's a bot bro
>>5391117
You sound bitter anon. You probably should get tested. Your low-t is obvious.
>>5391118
no need to be a catty bitch man. AnnSkellington did nothing to deserve your hatred.
>>5391129
besides being uggo
idk if it's regional (but I mean, I grew up here, so I'd think I'd know) but like every other person who messages me on Grindr calls me "bud". What is going on.
>>5391122
>implying there aren't faggots no one would touch with a 10 light years pole.
>>5391125
you're just jelly
his profile ain't all empty and weird like bot profiles
the annoying thing is he lives a few hours away
If you think someone is a bit you just ask for their snapchat or something, easy fix
>>5391138
Oddly the thing that bothers me the most about this is the mustache
And I hate cross-dressing and guys in makeup.
>>5391140
jesus crist that guy has down syndrome.
>>5391137
It's a way to try and be manly
>hey man
>hey fella
You didn't know, saying hi and hello is too femme
>>5391140
oh uh, wow, he should stick to that angle in the mirror pic
>>5391150
No insecurity here.
>>5391150
>tfw i said hello to a qt in uni today
>he now thinks i'm fem
fml
>>5391118
Implying i'm not 10/10
>Get a load of this handsome mug
>>5391129
Don't worry about it m8. Catty and bitchiness is just par for course.
>>5391140
eyes are way too wide in his head and he looks like he has a lazy eye in his right eye.
>>5391128
>bitter
Kek! I have enough to trigger rage like a certain trip on hormones. I'm okay anon. Bitter about other things though
I just wanted to make low t a meme for real real, not for play play
>>5391150
maybe I should reply to all of them with
"Heyyyyy ;)"
but then it implies that I want them, which I do not. The only people who use grindr around here are uggos and old people. Besides myself...I think...
>>5391150
When i'm at work i call everyone man, fella or bud
SO MANLY BRO
Or maybe people just talk like that. It's no different from bro dude man f a msenpai homboi nigga
>>5391161
I've imagined your face to look like the guy from that redneck meme.
>>5391148
if it comes to that then I'm always down for some mutual frotting and oral
not every sexual encounter needs to include anal
>>5391177
>not every sexual encounter needs to include anal
too many fags don't realize this and it's annoying
>>5391161
:^]
>>5391161
Annskelly what's your story are you gay or biscum. Not sure if I should REEEEEE at you or be nice.
>>5391190
he's a femboy chaser.
>>5391190
He's a filthy scum.
REEEE.
>>5391166
>attacking random trips for no reason
I thought I was the only person that did this.
>>5391197
good
if we can't be happy no one can
>>5391200
I am you, anon
>>5391137
I feel this is normal. I grew up with that in [my region]. It's a casual friendly man-to-man greeting. Too butch for ya, pal?
>>5391110
Impressive. I'm 32 and I barely remember Spelljammer. You're a man of many parts. (dick joke here.)
>>5391197
kek.
I hope you're not serious.
That dude is really cute.
>>5391196
masculine femboy chasers are always super ugly
they can't get girls so they go for girly boys with low self esteem and mental issues who will look past their looks for the attention they give them
>>5391200
bully-kun where's your skelly model pic
>>5391207
>Too butch for ya, pal?
I guess
no one I've met in person has ever greeted me like this
>>5391209
rugby.txt
>>5391161
>>5391190
>>5391199
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5391209
100% this.
>>5391210
That wasn't me, matey.
I just woke up and am making some brekky.
My only post in this thread is the picture of a protractor.
>>5391137
I think it's pretty normal all guys around here go "hey lad/mate"
>>5391177
well the dystopian future kinda implied you would have very little choice in what type as sex but honestly, even if I had no choice, I would probably have a better sex life than I do now.
>>5391177
>not every sexual encounter needs to include anal
y-yes it does
>>5391188
probably b/c it feels so good
>>5391197
Still, you can just get plastered and darken the room. Put it on its stomach and don't let balls touch. That's how you catch gay
What slang do you overuse?
I use "senpai" and "aye" wayy too much.
>>5391216
Maybe it's an age thing. I don't recall doing it as much in high school. It was mostly, "hey homo buttslave" or "what's up, Jamal?" It might be an age/comfort thing.
>>5391137
here everyone just writes "hey, what are you looking for", even if you've written what you are looking for.
>>5391208
>>5391197
Do you plebs even know what general on which board of what website you're browsing?
Literally every faggot here finds everyone else ugly, besides the fact the that one that's hating is uglier than the guy posted. If they can't be happy, then no one else can.
Female brain and mentality at work, senpai.
>>5391208
Of course I'm not literal
He's still plenty cute but i can't help but notice his wonky eyes
All his other pictures hide one or both of his eyes so you won't notice
also can someone drive me 14k km pls
>>5391246
sounds like craigslist replys.
>>5391190
>implying that what a manlet has to say has any bearing at all
>>5391239
Ayy
Cute posting
Savage
>>5391251
bot
>>5391251
>purple hair
>>5391252
no, it's the opening line on all and every dating site/hookup app. I don't know how it started and I don't like it one bit.
>>5391250
Only skletals are uggies, anon. MuscleCub master race
>>5391258
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>5391257
literally not
he changes his profile a lot, he was a drag queen also a few months back, including some pictures of him in a magazine and in full drag
I guess he got rid of them because some gays don't like it
please stop being so bitter
>>5391271
>>5391258
just kidding I really don't care
>>5391276
camguy
>>5391250
Truth.
How to take hot pictures of myself?
>>5391226
please put on a trip so I can filter you
>>5391258
>I'm not sure I get the pic.
You don't have to.
>>5391278
>Backtracking
Poor tact, gurl. Biscum deserve disgust.
>>5391288
That's bullying.
>>5391284
probably, how else is a drag queen gamer gonna get in the moneys
I don't blame him
>>5391286
Don't be ugly
>>5391286
>be hot
>take picture
>>5391289
i would also like you to put on a trip
how about "Diety"?
>>5391286
Step 1. Be hot
Step 2. Have camera
Step 3. Be shopped
Do you wonder sometimes if you have a demon inside of you causing you to be gay, a slut, a horrible person?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3KMvURBPps
>tfw you'll never kidnap Jupp and through hormones and forced feedings turn him into the catgirl of pic related
hello, my new fetish.
>>5391289
>annskellington's dick
http://imgur.com/a/09old
>>5391276
>drag queen
>>5391286
put camera timer to 10
shove up ass
Done
>>5391300
I'm not alone!
>>5391303
why would you want to
You'd still not be 10/10 irl
>>5391300
>implying I don't look like that already
>>5391301
>purposely fudging up the base measure
This bitch..
>>5391294
Do people unironically think they are the same person?
>>5391294
Eww.
>>5391301
Put that away, I don't need to see that shit again.
>>5391319
they clearly are
maki even mentioned about how he liked to pretend to be multiple people and bragged about how "nobody would ever know"
>>5391303
exfoliate everything
don't eat for a few hours, shit and pee
either get lighting tools or find a spot with great light
find a good angle
Photoshop afterwards for desired hotness
I mean they'll be disappointed when they see you in person probably, but if you really want to
also going to a hairdresser to get your hair looking the best is also an option
>>5391324
who? maki and annskel are the same?
>tfw your bf is super thick you're gasping for air when you sucking him off
>>5391330
what do you expect he's American
>>5391296
I've made all my demons my cocksluts, so no. Are you even Warlocking right?
>>5391335
>sucking huge dick bf
>accidentally choke to death because he's too busy moaning and cumming to notice I can't breathe
oh well, it was an okay life
>>5391286
have a room with incandescent light, set your white balance to a slightly warm but cold-ish level (around 500-600 kelvin), have a light source that is above you and behind you for accented lightning (think slightly dramatic but not seventh seal style). Use a flash, aperture should be a bit low, it's better to have levels with information you can bring up than over exposed with no information.
Find out what side of your face is the most photogenic, if want to establish eye contact through the photo look slightly above the lens not directly into it.
For composition, don't box yourself in, bokeh can be a nice effect but is a bit played out, thing negative and positive spaces, full portraits rarely works, crop somewhere along your hips. If you just want a face portrait crop slightly near your shoulders.
>>5391347
ayy lmao
That's kinda been the fear. To die in an incredibly embarrassing, fun way.
>>5391301
>http://imgur.com/a/09old
Well fuck I think I'm gay again.
>>5391347
That's a death worthy of taking you to Valhalla
>guy messages me a few months back
>ignore because he looks like an acne ridden ghoul
>fast forward to today
>he's all cleaned up and pretty hot
fuck :(
>>5391362
kronar pls
>>5391363
You got do the time
Uggos won't be uggos forever
I hope ;-;
>>5391369
1) bullying is wrong and you should feel bad. What would your mother think if she saw this?
2) he has no ass lol
>>5391376
>he has no ass lol
seems to have no cock or balls either
must be a ftm...
>>5390923
>>5391376
>bullying is wrong
nerd detected
>>5391361
>again
Anon, pls post fremo's nudes.
I want to see what a 26yo munchkin looks like naked. :3
>>5391376
>bullying is wrong
>he has no ass lol
hypocrite
>>5391363
You alone deserve this pain
>be me
>ugly duckling syndrome
>lose braces, gain musc, lose zits
>finally get attention
>too autistic to reply
>delete the apps
>factory reset
>nudes deleted
>burn pc
>no gaimz
>kill self
>>5391301
What filter was used on these photos? His dick looks like it was rendered in the original Quake engine.
>>5391296
Yeah, bitches dig my horns and addictive demon semen. It's full of green tea, phyto-estrogens, and cocao.
>>5391373
I mean, I can't message him now straight after he updates his profile
That's just mean
but damn ;-;
maybe if I'm lucky he'll message me again
>>5391404
Bitch you literally started your measurement from the 1 inch mark and up. You're at best 6 inches.
Don't wot me.
>>5391390
noooo senpai. as long as I can resist all the sexy homos and their hard trobbing cocks, I can be straight!
>>5391404
Your dick is actually about 6.5 inches long not 7+
>>5391420
Dat bulge.....
>>5391412
I'm not sure if you're serious, or if this is one of those clever ploys to get more dick pics.
>>5391384
V mathc.
Picture related.
>>5391333
>its pretty obvious that this modelposting guy and maki are the same
Except Maki has a good 15 to 20 kilos on me, facial hair and an American accent.
>>5391401
>What filter
Its called having a shitty camera in your phone. It's also called not paying a ridiculous amount for your smart phone.
>>5391370
TRIGGERED
>>5391413
>>5391406
Maybe just give it a while and go like hey and if he brings it up just go I was busy
>>5391376
>>5391383
old pictures d00d, it's ogre, i'm generally a better human being now.
>>5391448
hey dude, what was up with your not gonna post anymore deal? as in, why were you not going to post under your name anymore?
>>5391454
post your cock
>>5391446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPUSa424SPQ
>>5391454
>better human being now
no one is ever better. stop deluding yourself
>>5391448
I guess it could work
I did say I'm a shy bitch on my profile so I could just say I chickened out
Now the thing is that I'm still a chicken bitch and him suddenly being cute makes it even harder
He lives like an hour away by train also which is a blessing for me
>>5391333
They both literally posted pictures of themselves. They both posted their voices back to each other. The Australian literally talks to others outside of here.
That being said they are a match made in heaven and plenty of similarities but they are different people completely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2uPIjO90aI
this troye sivan guy is so annoying, it's as if all his fans are paid by his record company/endorsements to pimp him out on youtube videos?
His music isn't that great.
>>5391442
>There is no ploy.
My penis is shorter then I thought it was? My whole life is a lie.
Time to save up for dick surgery.
>>5391441
>not hiring JJ Abrams to film an epic lens flair dick pic set
So pleb.
>>5391369
I didn't look at this. However I'd slap his face with my improperly measured dick. Just like. "hey, dick on yer face, pal." Yes homo.
>>5391463
The second movie is the best. Childhood classic.
>>5391470
his music is shamelessly unoriginal generic depressivecore "indie" chill music
it's not bad but it's not great
>>5391472
Nope, it's time to become a bottom boi.
>>5391472
>Time to save up for dick surgery.
I'd work on your face first
and shave that ugly orange mohawk off too, you busted tumblr girl
>>5391466
Yeah just be like apologetic if it comes up but don't bring it up or say sorry a bunch
He shouldn't be paranoid and jump to conclusions
>>5391441
This. Shitty webcam.
>>5391477
I'm a bit torn, because I loved the second movie as a child but it obviously suffers from that 90s syndrome where they only made a sequel to cash in and not because there was much love behind the project, it shows in how its goofier and more slapsticky. You could argue thats the whole point of Addam's Family of course, however I only think that worked with Gremlins as Dante didn't really want to make Gremlins 2 and just tried to go the furthest away from the original as he could and for some reason it really works.
They made a third Addam's Family movie as well, I saw it last year I think it was horrible.
>>5391470
they were all so awkward
who else here is super hot Grindr studs?
it's all bots :(
>>5391504
I know..as if they're told what to say...
troye isn't even that popular and he already has endorsements from HP, McDonald's, AT&T, etc.
Places only real celebrities get endorsements from...so I think he's a ploy of the gay agenda.
>>5391470
His music is pretty generic desu.
Like i'm too bored to even listen most of his songs in full.
Artists like Black Atlass are more interesting, but they don't get 1/100th of the publicity Sivan gets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV_Ss20Rgzw
>tfw I don't listen to your sold-out, jew-owned media
I liek bandz
>>5391505
>implying a high message counts means anything on grindr especially since it doesn't delete them after a certain time
Ayy lmao this bitch thinks she hot.
>>5391503
3rd movie sequals are never good unless it's a planned saga like starwars, lord of the rings, etc. If it is obvious that they never planned on making a 3rd yet here one is made it ends up being shit.
>>5391534
can you not read
i stopped bothering to delete because bots just re-flood it straight away
there are probably 100s of messages but it's 99% bots, 0.7% creepy old guys and 0.2% ugly guys and 0.1% cute guys that just want to fuck me but i aint a buttslut
>>5391503
>suffers from that 90s syndrome
I don't think it was really a 90s thing. Sequels sucking and being a cash-in has been a meme since the late 70s I believe.
>made a grindr account when i was 16
>hundreds of messages, always to afraid to reply and eventually deleted it
fastforward to bow
>make a grindr account as an 18 year old
>less than a dozen messages
damn
i guess i got ugly
>>5391537
Well, the third Addam's Family movie is really shitty considering not one person from the original cast is in it (maybe they guy playing Lurch returned idk), Raul Julia died during the shooting of Street Fighter (one of the earliest examples of cgi'ing a actor to finish the movie I think), and everyone else just go too old.
It's funny I remember really wanting to see a third one when I was a kid, same with the Home Alone movies, very few people know that there are like five of them.
>>5391547
So many series got like two or three sequels and a fourth one where they went into space, in the 90s tho.
>>5391552
ugh. this doesn't really help to fight the "all gays are pedophiles" thing.
>>5391553
I had a woman-crush on Anjelica Huston.
Kinda horrifying what aging does to your face.
>>5391566
holy shit. is that real?
>>5391542
I love you sludge. In a nonsexual way. I'd be your friend irl if I met you
>>5391570
Yes.
Probably some plastic surgery gone wrong, but still.
I fear getting old so fucking much.
>>5391566
It's the jewish curse, I'm pretty homo except for having gold fever pretty bad, but the aging of jewish women are horrendous.
>>5391566
T-Travolta?
>>5391509
>just stop lying
I'm in too deep m8.
>brb buying a penis pump
>>5391531
>old reference
>original quake
Stop making me feel old.
>>5391574
what, you don't want to become a qt goblin?
>>5391571
This. Open your app in a new area and they will be thirsty for new meat
>>5391566
don't be mean to Anjelica can't you see the sorrow in her eyes from your post. She is a great actress. Yeah she got fat, but she had a good career.
>>5391572
thanks anon, that's nice of you
>>5391574
THE CHILD is no longer a child
>>5391574
it's not plastic surgery, she got fat
>>5391582
Your penis is fine. I'd suck it but you'd be bottom more often than top. I do like switching though
>>5391572
Yeah, I'd probably chill with sludge
>>5391589
Not really being mean, i still love her.
It's just like looking at old pictures of your parents.
My mom was a fucking hottie in her 20s.
Now she's 54 and chubby.
I don't want to become a creepy, old, chubby gay guy.
>>5391593
whatchya look like?
>>5391593
You have similar musiks tastes and are qt to look at
>>5391603
>>5391604
>>5391602
jokes on you i have no chill
>>5391605
i'm making my seasonal playlist rn (behind schedule) and the last few have been way too poppy so i'm tryin to break out of that and it's rough
>>5391552
it's because all gays are pedophiles. except for the reverse-pedophiles though and the pedophiles who like people their own age.
>>5391621
pls no.
I wear my anti-wrinkle cream eryday.
>>5391624
>and the pedophiles who like people their own age.
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