Old one >>>???????
What makes you happy?
>>5385344
my boyfriend is what makes me happy
I'm planning on getting down on one knee on new years and proposing to him
>>5385344
Nothing.
>>5385344
A world without fatposting.
namefags must die
>>5385344
why the fuck was the old one deleted?
also
>What makes you happy?
cute boys with blonde hair, blues eyes, and tight asses
>>5385352
how cute
You're not allowed to post if you are fat.
Carry on.
>>5385344
I just woke up from a dream that Obama was speaking on a stage, and than some black woman rised out of the audience and started punching him and than another black man came out of the audience and punched him to the ground. Than the whole stage collapsed in on them like the WTC towers on 9/11 and took them to the pits of hell. I than ran downstairs to tell my family Obama just died and woke up.
Destruction of this world and all the evil in it makes me happy.
>>5385362
who proposed? you or sp?
Fantasizing about muscly men.
>>5385363
>Not knowing that gaygen is 98% fat posting
>>5385361
because most of the posts were me and OP hated it
>>5385369
>he isn't part of the 2%
>>5385361
>implying you're not a sub twink bottom bitch
ok hitler
>>5385366
Neither of them are really married. I checked with their county clerk office and they have no public record of their marriage on file...which basically means it never happened.
>>5385374
I see no indicators of such behaviour
>>5385344
My bf makes me happy.
>>5385366
It was more of how we talked about it. I initially expressed the idea first since SP wouldn't have been able to come here to the US without getting married to me, but we both thought about it for awhile and decided to go ahead and do it.
Would you date someone who has been forced into gay by years of female rejection?
>>5385380
beep boop, suck my dick
>>5385380
well i mean look in the mirror tbqh familiar
>>5385384
No, you're a failure. I date gay MEN.
>>5385354
get away, shoo shoo
>>5385384
Yes, but I would have to make them utterly dependent on me through either mental trauma or surgical methods.
>>5385383
so you basically "proposed" the idea to sp ;)
>>5385363
>tfw not fat anymore
>>5385400
Feelgood pls go.
>>5385383
>SP wouldn't have been able to come here to the US without getting married to me
That isn't true. Show court certificate of marriage?
>>5385408
Yeah.... he could have just walked across the border like the beans.
TRUMP 2016!
>>5385384
> someone who has been forced into gay by years of female rejection?
BISCUM NOT EVEN ONCE
>>5385401
No anon, I am me!
My very own special self.
What the fuck happened to it?
>>5385396
Yeah, Sorry it's not really romantic and planned, but I did try and make a secret hidden base in a Minecraft game that when SP's character flipped a switch in the cave the wall fell down revealing blocks spelling out "Will you Marry Me?" then a switch in front of the sign revealed with one side saying yes one side saying no. I never got to finish it, but if he switched the lever to yes fireworks were gonna shoot out, but I was planning on adding the option that if he switched the no lever he would fall down a dark hole and his character would die.
I ended up just showing him what I was building since it was a personal server we were playing Minecraft on, and then I just flat out asked him if he would marry me. Of course you know the rest.
>>5385420
We're being persecuted.
>>5385420
Someone feltnotsogood about it and deleted it
>>5385422
Was so nerdy and cute.
>>5385389
tbf I've only showed you my dick and never my ass
doesn't sound very bottom like to me
>>5385422
..except for the fact you aren't married yet
You just continue to lie on here. What for?
>>5385361
>cute boys with blonde hair, blues eyes, and tight asses
>swede
>>5385435
i have no clue what you're talking about
>>5385344
The idea that this is all just a big fractal and we're headed for the next level of depth no matter how unfair or harsh life can seem
>>5385438
Attention.
>>5385384
>implying gays aren't even more picky and superficial chicks
whenever one of my straight friends says something like "maybe i should just turn gay" I can barely contain my vitriol. It was the same when some straight friends acted weird around me after I came out. You had to give it to them straight: "Dude, you're fucking ugly, I wouldn't touch your dick with a ten foot pole and now stop acting like such a fag around me."
>>5385444
>swede
>tight ass
TOP KEK
>>5385438
>>5385408
>>5385423
>us biscum
You're in the wrong neighborhood, mate.
Sometimes I pour salt on biscum, just because I like to watch them froth up and writhe in pain.
>>5385433
Stop.
>>5385444
>Swede
>Cute
>Boy
>Tight
>Ass
>>5385461
>you're in the wrong neighborhood
Oh am i?
>>5385467
>tfw sp and jupp will never molest wizzeyboos big ol bara tiddies and call him a good boy
>>5385467
>Oh am i?
>>5385473
Hush you.
>>5385474
Not really. I gave up that side of myself a long time ago.
>>5385344
Going down to Green Lanes with my boyfriend and walking through the Turkish streets just like how me and my mum used to do so.
:')
>>5385487
>turkish
You haven't been thrown off a building yet? Lucky bro.
>>5385487
Hot.
>>5385484
>hush you
you are now feeling there hands wrapped around you squeezing your tiddies and calling you a dirty piggy
>>5385484
If you're biscum you're with the wrong crowd.
>>5385492
you are so fucking ridiculous
>>5385467
NOT WELCOME.
You don't even have a closed circulatory system, it's obscene.
>>5385487
Gross.
>>5385503
>As i said i gave up on that crap. Couldn't see myself taking orders from a woman anyways.
Once a biscum, always a biscum.
>>5385492
You should have realised that one can speak the Queens English to a high degree and therefore do not live in Turkey
So no I havnt been killed yet and in the words of Elton John: im still standing
>>5385438
I don't even know why I'm posting this since you're just gonna say it's a fake. But it seemed funny at the time I was editing the photo.
>>5385508
I'm 100% I'm not like other biscum, hell at this point it's wrong to even say i am one. ;3
>>5385512
>posting that on 4chan
you're going to have a bad time
>>5385503
turkey is in europe
kill yourself mouth breathing white trash
>>5385515
That's what they all say.
>>5385518
My thoughts exactly.
>>5385512
Did you have a 3sum with John?
>>5385519
It's not that I'm white trash ( i am but that is besides the point) It's just that i don't care about any place other than the USA.
>>5385520
Can't top a woman when you can't keep a hard on in front of people.
>>5385518
You honestly think anyone will be able to do anything with all that cut out information. You're all so paranoid.
>>5385529
Pffft no that child has mental issues.
>>5385538
He writes very nice cursive though
>>5385512
what surprises do you have in store for SP's birthday in 5 days?
>>5385531
just because you're a housewife doesn't mean you have to stop using your brain
don't post sensitive information
>>5385547
and so it begins.
>>5385547
Tee hee I see you noticed I forgot to edit his birthday out of the certificate.
Idk he'll just have to see.
>>5385512
>1990
I thought you lads were older than that.
>>5385559
I'm the only old fag here.
>>5385559
nah it's just part of being fat and hairy
>>5385548
>house husband
>sensitive information
What world do you live in? Because it's obviously not this one.
I'm a student. finals are over the semester is over, and nothing except for SP's birthdate was edited out of the photo. Ain't nothing sensitive left on that photo.
>>5385570
good luck trying to find that one out. you don't have the means of even finding anyone
>>5385570
>>5385344
>What makes you happy?
being straight and taunting all the gayboys
>>5385574
>tfw no straight friend to sexually frustrate me into raping him
>>5385531
>>5385522
>>5385564
Don't talk to me.
>>5385565
That's so sad. I honestly feel really bad for them.
>>5385574
>tfw straight boss winked at me once
>mfw no mo 20fo
>>5385579
i will do what i want you shit lord.
>>5385512
daww sp's gonna be 25 :3c
>>5385572
im not going to try myself but it would be easy
im just enjoying the fact that you basically doxxed ur own husband
>What makes you happy?
schadenfreude
>>5385586
>implying that he wasn't already doxed
only old fags remember
>>5385512
Ahhh you got married in Pottawattamie County not Douglas County. I didn't look there. :3
>>5385587
THIS.
And spite.
>>5385580
Being 25 isn't too bad babybear. WHERE IS SHE!?
>>5385587
you eat baby mice
>>5385583
whats his name and nudes pls.
>>5385588
>>5385588
>5
try 15
>>5385598
lel.
>>5385588
no this is you in 5 years
>>5385583
I'm going to KILL and DEFLATE Samurbi one of these days. Mark my words.
>>5385580
Gurl, you crusty.
>>5385597
Eat? Where did that come from? I only lied about putting mice in a blender.
>>5385615
you eat baby mice, you have to in order to survive, everyone knows that.
>>5385609
I dont even like him. I just posted it to make you mad. :3
>>5385614
You're not worth doxxing. That's sad,.
>>5385623
>sustaining yourself on small animals
What am I? A hawk owl?
I sustain myself on the misery of the British public. My dream job is writing for the Daily Mail.
>>5385626
rugby > senpai > jupp > wiz > sp
>>5385614
you could never trap in the first place
but that didn't stop you forcing everyone look at your fat hairy body
>>5385614
Wiz has been doxxed.
>>5385625
omg jesse.
he's either cute or a goblin.
>>5385636
>that rankings
INTO THE TRASH YOU GO!
>>5385639
We all have who cares. It's all useless fear tactics. Nothing ever comes of it.
rugbys real name is zak isnt it
>>5385639
>small calves
Not me. lol
>>5385625
Don't do it again, biscum.
Stop talking now, I don't wanna get cranky, I'm scary when I'm mad.
>>5385622
Post butt.
>>5385650
Twinks are so funny when they get mad.
>>5385647
I know...the worse that can happen is someone calls you on your phone or calls your parents?
>>5385652
>dante above me
Now my jimmies are beyond rustled you faggot. REE
>>5385652
Why am I at all important enough to be on a list. Nigga you crazy
>>5385652
Zachary sounds cuter.
Much cuter than Alfredo.
>>5385659
even then who cares? I mean really. Nothing is important or secret nowadays. It's all worthless fluff
>>5385665
Huh. He always seemed like such a Billy.
>>5385661
hahaha
>dante above anyone
>>5385667
what's your name? and SP's?
>>5385656
I'm too hairy to be a twink, mate.
>>5385667
I'm going to pay you and Cueball a visit, gurl.
>>5385672
Well duh.
>>5385673
>gif related
y u do dis? ;-;
>>5385674
ask the troll who doxxed me. or the fags from /hm/
Why is sex with daddies so addicting guys? I seriously think I hit my jackpot when it comes to sex. I'm literally living the (sexual) dream right now. I know you aren't all into older men, but if you are, make it work, and if you haven't tried but want to, keep searching. Your daddy man is out there.
>>5385676
I hope you bring some good fine wines with you. Should be a fun time.
>>5385683
my headcanon is your name is sam and sp's is dean :)
>>5385682
He looks 16 tops you shit lord.
>>5385686
>not enjoying willams beatdown
>>5385686
>rupaul
Rugz you can't be that naive everyone knows RuPaul and Willam don't converse. RuPaul has class and Willam doesn't. That's what makes RuPaul so boring and Willam so funny.
best episode of Beatdown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynJHTxI_0lU
Austin
Blake
William
Michael
Joseph
Brendan
Ian
Kent
Nicholas
Daniel
Alexander
Carlos
Timothy
Jason
Christopher
Rasmus
Wilfred
Zack
Jacob/Jake
guess whose who?
>>5385687
I dunno, mango.
It gets tiring when you don't shake up the blender just right, youknowhattimean?
Like, when I was x age and there was so frequently this dynamic of power and desire, it was more impressive. Like, guys throwing me about, it was great then. But now I'm like a monster with big teeth and all that and I feel like everyone who sees me is looking down the barrel of a gun and distorting the image out of terror.
>>5385690
yeah sure. It's Samuel though. Sam is too gay.
>>5385698
>>5385698
>implying this isn't the best one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWANjRj4uks
>>5385700
LMAO OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING WHEN I SCROLLED DOWN TO THE LEGS
>>5385702
i know two of these.
Also, I'm not up there lol. :^)
>tfw you will never double fuck a slutty thirteen year old boy with rugby
>>5385692
Nope.
You've been posting above average pics of him. "Classic" Jesse looked like a mother fucking pre-pubescent child. I mean, if by "16 tops" you mean at the absolute oldest, then sure. But no, he mostly looked 8 back then. Tommy looked about 16.
>>5385702
how did you know my name
I never told anyone on 4chan :/
>>5385712
meh, w/e. he was legal so i dont care. lol
tv watching is a red flag
>>5385689
Do you like Australian wine?
I'm going to get you lady boys drunk and ransack your house.
Sell all the socks and undies to deviant gg posters.
>>5385711
>with rugby
Disgust.
>>5385713
All those names are generic. The chance that your name is on the list is quite possible if you have a generic name.
>>5385702
Kent - Is it Wiz? Sounds like a white ghetto name someone in poverty would have.
>>5385727
Gatches name isn't up there. lol
>>5385705
>too gay
but you're gay, you've literally fucked your husband today
>>5385729
>>5385722
The only australian wine that makes it's way here is Yellowtail which is absolutely disgusting. If you can find something that doesn't taste like Kangaroo piss is fine by me. SP likes something that has sweetness to it so maybe a Rosea or a sweet red, not a dry red. Maybe even Zinfandel, but I never heard of an Australian Zinfandel wine.
>>5385748
Oh he does but it's not on the list lol
>>5385727
Didn't put gatch's name on the list. His name is Gary, though he may have told people differently on here.
>>5385751
why are you doing this?
>>5385704
I guess I should add that I am ultimately being realistic about this. I know that this guy that I'm fucking around with is seeing me because he likes my body and our sex . And i also know that these sorts of things are always temporary. For now though, I am questioning how ready I am for a relationship beyond casual dating thanks to life shit that I need to get together. So in the meantime I'm going to take full advantage of our mutual enjoyment of him brutally fucking me.
About how old are you, out of curiosity for your perspective. I'm in my mid twenties, so I do see more "mellowness" ahead, but I'm definitely not there yet.
>>5385753
Gatch hardly comes around here. Why does it matter?
>>5385753
Boredom why else would someone act like a piece of shit.
>>5385702
I know who they are...all the names not written in the Book of Life. Sorry for them.
>>5385756
I'm too old for the cold.
Early/mid-20s.
30s if Booger's watching.
>>5385760
MM MM MM PUMP IT
Love that gif
>>5385765
it is for the doxer just let them have their fun
>>5385765
Gaygen has been this way for a very long time.
>>5385762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPwIfDUA0RA
>>5385344
>What makes you happy?
I don't know yet
>>5385775
...Have you tried mice in the blender?
>>5385772
What's gaygen listening to right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KehwyWmXr3U
>>5385777
You need help.
>>5385704
I also just read what you said again and realized that you were also talking about how the dynamic changes as you get older, more different bodied or other things. I can see that. It's probably much easier for guys to chuck a young 20 year old twink onto the bed vs a 28 year old guy making good gains.
>>5385743
>Yellowtail
That's infamous for being made for tasteless Americans.
>SP likes something that has sweetness to it
She's a feminine lass, that one.
>>5385702
Austin - AnnSkellington?
Blake - Chauncey?
William - Baba?
Michael - Wiz?
Joseph - Gudit?
Brendan - SP? I remember someone calling him Brenda before.
Ian - IrishAnon?
Kent - Jupp?
Nicholas - Nozzy?
Daniel - Senpai?
Alexander - Senpai?
Carlos - Nozzy?
Timothy - FeelGood?
Jason - Niq?
Christopher - Buttslut?
Rasmus - Swede
Wilfred - 5652
Zack - Hitler?
Jacob/Jake - Booger?
Did I get any righttt?
>>5385780
On the contrary, I need a live snake food source.
>>5385781
Part of it's psychological.
>>5385778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBUpBirlE3I
>>5385781
is that sludgepuppy? lol
>tumblr
I know, it's just a joke
>>5385783
my name is andrew not jacob/jake
>>5385778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kymSZpfykBM
>>5385778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBjiATvxoj0
hello, I am not a gay, but I am to share my opinion that you gays should discourage gays in media from being flamboyant. they're damaging the gay image. not every gay should talk with that gay lisp and be a prancing fairy. i'm sure plenty of NORMAL people are gay. you can't ALL be like flamboyant tv gays.
>>5385791
Cool. Reminds me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPL87C_C_5k
>>5385789
Reminds me of AdventureTime music
>>5385800
We are, though.
>>5385797
have you head-fisted jupps ass yet?
>>5385800
Here, have a (You)
>>5385801
Reminds me of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFjmvfRvjTc
>>5385800
The open flamer gays out number guys like us 100 to 1.
>>5385818
>implying you aren't a flamer
>implying you are in any way masculine
Opinions on male makeup?
>>5385811
Dragon documentary :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FIDeOOL52Q
>>5385818
>The open flamer gays out number guys like us 100 to 1.
> the open flamer gays out number guys like us
You seriously consider yourself different than a "open flamer gay"?
I'm sure someone can post your ass photos for the 100th time and declare how much of an OPEN flamer faggot you really are.
>>5385787
If I'm still fucking around when Im older, maybe I'll have to consider transitioning to being the dom daddy. Or just having more normal sex
>>5385818
Out of curiosity do gays act like flamers naturally or is it learned behavior from their culture?
>>5385778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGbcMFYvweY
>>5385824
Nope.
>>5385783
Brendan x Christopher is the best pairing
>>5385831
If I'm being honest.... it's learned.
>>5385811
For a second, I was about to be all coolish with you because I didn't remember you liking metal and stuff and that's neat because these guys are real fags about it, but then you had to go and be all arpeggio ignorant.
>>5385815
Like, no. Other than being built on an arpeggio, "Hey You" doesn't resemble the other two at all.
>>5385839
Just curious I never really understood it. I don't mind a little flamer because im a dumb straight guy and I need to know which guys to beat up after school and it makes it easier.
>>5385839
of course it's learned behavior. No boy is born speaking like a retarded girl
>>5385843
You shouldn't beat them up anon. That is rude.
>>5385839
where did you learn to be a flamer from wiz?
>>5385851
I'm not one bro.
>>5385848
Im just making a joke I've never done that and never will.
I fought a gay black guy once that was six foot five though because my friend and him had issues so I jumped in. Wasn't because he was gay though.
>>5385833
you realise all your model waifus are slathered in pints of makeup, right?
>>5385344
Playing coop videogames while cuddling in the couch until the sun rises, and then watching a movie untill we fall asleep together.
>tfw no bf
>>5385805
>>5385818
>>5385839
why would you become the gay caricature? wouldn't it be better to become your own unique individual? that said, i see redeeming qualities to that behavior. like, in interviews with the flamboyant gay they're always silly and fun. it's refreshing to see somebody so open and carefree, but they're still intentionally playing the role of a gay cartoon character.
>>5385865
Maybe you should make a sims 4 bf?
>>5385847
has sp bought you fallout 4 yet little guy?
>>5385853
>I'm not a flamer bro.
>>5385865
>Playing coop videogames
>>5385857
Yes, but so are actors and pretty much anyone who needs to get up on a stage, or in front of a camera for a living.
>"Netflix and chill? Ehh...wanna go for a walk and chat instead"
How would you feel if a guy you were meeting told you that?
>>5385872
I'm 5'9" that's not little. and no he just got Sims 4 and made him and I on his game.
>>5385870
I was born this way.
>>5385873
>go to pride one time
>suddenly a flamer
>>5385873
skinnier, short haired, bearded wiz is best wiz
>>5385798
on silver mount zion
all buried in ruins
we was dancing the hora
until we vomited blood
spinning like crazy
Shoshanna i was jonesing
the towers had fallen
and the wind called out my grandfather's name
let's kill first the banker
with his professional demeanor
let's televise and broadcast the raping of kings
let our crowds be fed on tear gas and plate glass
'cos the people united is a wonderful thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7C7V8IK2Ek
>>5385882
>5'9
That's adorable.
>>5385888
I know, he really lost a good amount of weight in 2014.
>>5385882
I thought you were 6'3, I am truly sorry for your disability sir
>>5385887
Going to pride parade once is all that you need to realize it's all just a parade of adverts from banks, churches, politicians, and construction companies.
>>5385891
Adorable?.. whats a little under 5'7 then?
>>5385897
SP is 6'3"
>tfw spend 10 hours a day reading the shenanigans of two generals on here despite being one hundred percent straight because of the conversations and autism
>>5385906
tfw 5'6"
>>5385882
>I'm 5'9"
PFFFFFTHAHAHAHAHA
If you're under 6 foot, you're a sissy bottom boy by default.
>>5385888
>those trips confirm the truth
>>5385908
Girl, you need some heels.
>>5385906
>>5385922
I don't care what people say wiz you are attractive if you try to be. But when your hair gets all poofy like a q-tip it's just a turn off. I know you can't help it, but cmon keep it short.
>>5385908
>5'9 top and 6'3 bottom
:'3
>>5385922
How much you weight wiz?
>>5385916
>TFW my height make it very difficult to find a shorter man to fuck me.
I guess I can go find some Asians that like to top. They apparently exist.
>>5385901
>just a
Nah.
The first couple times I went were amazing. Like I was cynical about it and all that flamboyance and sex stuff going on out in the street, but I realized upon going that there was this message to it all that really resonates in person.
Like, the people who had the worst reception were easily the log cabiners, and I fucking clapped for them anyway along with all the socialists and whathaveyou who passed. Right on, man, do your thing.
And so, you, know, it's causes and clubs and local establishments, and organizations, too. In addition to the larger picture.
>>5385936
this. I'm glad you're helping him. He really needs some guidance...
>>5385938
In that picture.... 260..... now..... bleh
>>5385936
damn shame about my hair over the years.... i used to have bright ginger curly hair.
People would mistake me for a gurl. ;-;
>>5385881
pick up some hooch, put on my boots, and go for a hike in the cold, dark and snowy forests with him while shooting the shit and sipping on red wine of course
>>5385953
It could be worse Wiz.
>>5385957
lol. i was never an ugly kid or person. Just got fat which turned me uggo.
>>5385778
>>5385778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS5XJcmMMWc
>>5385962
>being this delusional
If you're gay and you don't lift why?
Literally just lift gays love that shit.
>>5385962
Are both of those you?
>>5385971
>not knowing what wiz looks like
New fags.
>he isn't a center-left social libertarian
What are you doing with your life?
http://www.gotoquiz.com/politics/political-spectrum-quiz.html