dick edition
Eh now.
>tfw you secertly love black and brown men
>tfw too racist to fuck them
why are most of you gay guys so pussy about self defense?
judging by the way you talk I could probably kill any of you with nothing but my fists
>>5371644
Your first statement contradicts your second.
Remember to tsk tsk and finger wave at fatposting scum.
>>5371652
you see my problem
>>5371658
Gurl hay. How are you?
>>5371651
why didn't they just fly into the mordor?
>>5371658
How come you never post pics anymore?
I have a folder of your pictures and want more.
>>5371651
>implying you're not a shitposting twink
>>5371644
spic here. i like it when white guys call me a wetback and beaner.
>>5371668
My camera's dodgy and I can't be bothered.
>>5371667
Average.
It's too hot outside.
>>5371622
jokes on you i carry MACE
the best martial art is pepperspraying someone and running away. Many hundreds of time safer than any chink floppyhand shit.
>>5371658
What planet are they from?
>>5371679
I want to touch you so badly tbqh...One of the few boys id make mine...
>>5371651
I conceal carry desu senpai
>>5371658
sauce on far right?
>>5371679
>that arm
you legit might have an eating disorder
not even memeing. What is your height and weight?
Have you mentioned your diet + bodyweight to your GP and been given the allclear?
>>5371697
He doesn't have an eating disorder just doesnt eat much because he idolizes fashion models as his image.
>>5371697
>you legit might have an eating disorder
nigga wat
he's just skinny
not everyone here wants to be a giant fat hairy slob
>>5371694
Ben Allen is the brown haired one to the right.
Simon Fitskie is the blond.
>>5371697
Not since I was a teenager, I'm average now.
180cm, 70kg last time I weighed myself.
I think 53 was my absolute lowest.
would you date someone if you knew it was only going to last ~2/3 months?
>>5371667
well, Gandalf implied it when he said "fly you fools", but those eagles who were the only possibility of flying anyone around probably wouldn't have given a single shit about flying anyone anywhere if Gandalf wasn't around.
>>5371674
>implying that I don't want to spray a stream of steaming hot piss on your face
hey gaygen
>>5371741
Didn't think so
>>5371748
h-hello
>>5371723
You just fuck them. No sense in getting attached to a fling you know is literally just a fling.
>>5371761
Howdy
>>5371721
>Simon Fitskie
That was a disappointment.
He looked better in your picture.
has anyone successfully went to slightly fat to a twink?
I want a boyfriend instead of a gf....would anybody here date a biscum?
>>5371644
is it sad that im in the same boat?
>>5371780
Probs not brah.
>>5371748
hiss
>>5371780
>date
>biscum
fuck & discard.
>>5371644
>like my women all white
>like my men to be of different nationality
>>5371784
Not really. I just made that as bait. lol
>>5371780
>wants bf instead of gf
>considers himself bi
You do realize how unattractive this is, do you?
>>5371789
>>5371789
His arms are juicy
>>5371791
>Looks like a q-tip
go away
>>5371770
you posted at a bad time, I have to go to sleep
I'm no good anyway, don't respond to me
>>5371779
literally just quit eating so much and you're golden
>>5371808
I... love food too much tho i_i
>>5371809
B/c that's totally a twink body, yeah sure
>>5371809
Why is it that these before and after pictures dont do it for me but when extreme fatties go fit i get happy?
>>5371818
HAHA
>>5371809
Those hips probably don't look good in skinny jeans.
yaaaaaaas
>>5371809
You really need to wait on posting more pictures brah.
>>5371778
Mmmm. His face isn't very angular for a model, but he's cute.
Clark is probably the most conventionally attractive light blond male model I know of, sorry to disappoint.
>>5371726
>recovering
I think at 20 BMI, I've well and truly recovered. That was three years ago.
>>5371789
S-stop.
>>5371821
I have a picture of him wearing skinny jeans. It's p funny. They look ready to burst.
>>5371827
Hey wiz what type of men are you into?
Who are or were some attractive trips?
I want a conservative bf
Will I ever find that?
>>5371829
Your legs look awful.
>>5371827
it seemed like an appropriate context... ill go, dont worry.
ill come back in january or so?
>>5371834
Only if you're me
What's up faggots?
What's new in life? Any of you recently had something good happen to you?
Is Jupp finally dead? Has god answered my prayers?
>>5371829
>those quads can't fit into skinny jeans
I wear skinny jeans
>>5371829
A twink has less fat, better muscle definition all that
Keep lifting, you might get there
>>5371842
Everything's gone to shit
>>5371829
A twink is a weaker twiggier version of you
>>5371831
>inb4 i get told my tastes are shit
Random order.....
SP, Swede, Crab, Venser, Sludge, Gatch, Rugby, Heron and feelgood (but only because he has a baby face)
Order
Venser = SP > everyone else
>>5371842
Such a mean human bean you're growing up to be.
>>5371798
Hey there good lookin.
>>5371830
I'm afraid I cant do that fatanon.
>>5371829
>former fatty
>still calflet
>>5371846
>I wear skinny jeans
that must be uncomfortable to witness.
>>5371840
I'll kill you and take your place
>>5371815
food is nothing when you drink water all day and drink coffee plus smoke cigarettes when you get hungry
getting thin is no magic trick at all
>>5371780
Sure would, I don't have any prejudice against bis. I think the other gays here would too
> just don't be all like "meh, lemme try guys now"
If you fall for a girl, go for a girl. If you fall for a guy, go for a guy.
>>5371854
Why would it be uncomfortable to witness?
>>5371838
I wonder what my before and after would look like. lol
>>5371851
Good taste tbqh
You like men
>>5371864
Well you can't cling to something that wasn't there
Well good luck becoming a muscle bear
>>5371864
I honestly think your quads look shit because your calves look shit. You need to build up your calves too... You look like a chicken drumstick
>>5371852
Ha, I bet he jiggles all over the place when he walks. S-so ridiculous...
Please stop.
>>5371842
>Is Jupp finally dead
No, he's evolving. Him and SP have become...one.
>>5371864
>im trying to become a musclebear
kek, good luck with that, Scarf and Shoes.
>>5371864
>flat ass
Why go through the effort?
>>5371864
It's entirely possible, especially when my jeans are 10 percent spandex.
>315
In two weeks I'm attempting 440 and my front squat is 325.
>>5371872
:3
>>5371874
>>5371881
thanks!
>>5371875
>tfw calflet
I considered doing some calf exercise but from what i hear they do very little, and im prioritising getting my Big 3 lifts up over cosmetic accessory work.
Maybe ill mix them in when i start a new routine.
>>5371886
not true - i had to censor the pic is all because i didnt want to seem too blatantly narcissistic
me me me me me me me me
>>5371898
I want to bend over for you just because you're mean and I always fall for mean people.
>>5371903
You're husbando's a slut, Scarf and Shoes.
>>5371903
You just training for aesthetics or competition?
>>5371905
sorry.
>mfw i have been bitten by the weight lifting bug again
You know if i really got my shit together and just went all out with lifting i would be bigger than norse fat. lol
>>5371908
When am i mean? lol
>>5371914
You bully a bunch of trips.
>>5371910
competition
my local pl club is the same as Isley's, actually. They have a meet next May that i wont be ready for, and one next November that i hopefully will be.
pic related, its the place. I have a huge crush on the guy in green, but its a secret.
Take #2
>>5371910
competition
my local pl club is the same as Isley's, actually. They have a meet next May that i wont be ready for, and one next November that i hopefully will be.
pic related, its the place. I have a huge crush on the guy in green, but its a secret.
>>5371924
Pic not attached hunty.
Powerlifting not oly. Gtfo
>>5371920
I do?
>>5371929
i dont have the mobility for oly and also it looks stupid.
powerlifting is the optimal discipline
>>5371938
Powerlifting looks stupid
>>5371940
>Powerlifting looks stupid
YOUR FACE!
>>5371940
>>5371946
Wizzy don't come for me. You go powerlift some more fried chiken into that mouth
>>5371953
but i dont even really like fried chicken that much you shit lord ;-;
>>5371938
>>5371940
>oly lifting looks stupid
>powerlifting looks stupid
Idiots
>>5371955
Guuuuuuurl
>>5371910
>powerlifting
>aesthetics
>>5371960
>those tats and that retarded face and hair
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5371960
>not wanting to be as strong as you look
What's the point of looking aesthetically pleasing if you're paper thin? You need density anon and for that yiu need to lift heavy. A powerlifting routine is optimal.
>>5371962
What he said. 100% pure ew
>>5371962
Get out, my husbando is top tier.
>>5371960
fite me
strength and size> aesthetics
>>5371967
Sp you'd love old school powerlifters
>competition
circlejerking on /fit/ doesn't count as competition
>>5371960
Why not just take steroids and pump your muscles up with water.
So many guys at my gym look like that and they can barely snatch 50kg.
It's actually kinda emasculating
>>5371975
i love pl comps
this is a 76 year old guy who was benching 60kg
>>5371969
>posing asymmetrical to hide birthing hips
>>5371972
NOW THAT! is a true blue muscle bear.
>>5371972
Damn. He's so big and beefy. I like.
>>5371912
I forgive you!
I dunno if i could live with this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ-pF8QDBDU
>>5371988
oh and i did try to delete the other posts also but i got this error so i guess ill have to leave them
>>5371985
>>5371986
Pic related is Doug Young, multiple time world champion powerlifter. Broke a rib during his squat and still continued time bench/deadlift and win the competition.
>>5371994
>275 lbs
no way
holy shit
and i thought rippetoes "real men are 200lbs" was just memeing
wish i finna lick a scrote
>>5371984
>look like this >>5371846
>comment on other people's hips
>>5372004
Remove penis.
>>5372003
>what is a lie
I love it although i dont eat it as much. I like baked shredded chicken instead.
>>5372004
lel scrote licker.
>>5371990
he is p cute desu
and he seems so happy
>>5372016
If that was me i would be happy and i wouldn't be. Happy that the weight was gone but extremely unhappy that my body looks worse imo but see the thing is i would take that surgery in a heart beat. lol
My ego is fragile it's crazy.
>>5372001
>rippetoe
A lot of people think pic related is him but it's actually Roger Estep.
>>5372007
You are correct. That pic is me at 202 pounds. When I cut to 185-190 the waist fat will be gone (hello 30 inch waist).
Your..um...husbando..that's bone right there. I'm sorry but his torso is shaped like a lego.
>>5372039
>30 waist
>>5372034
Insert estrogen.
>>5372034
>you like it, nigga.
Wouldn't know. :(
Getting straight grills to suck dick is like pulling teeth. Let alone stuff like ball licking and deep throat.
Hi faggots, I'm going all over florida over christmas. Is there anything gay I shouldn't miss out on while I'm there?
>>5372039
His waist is 30 in too, so yeah.
Dropsets for max gains?
>>5372065
Disneyworld
>>5372041
Mhm
>>5372068
He looks better I'm the uniform, I'd probably fuck him still but you need to raise your standards anon
How does one become a nice person yet also stern?
>>5372069
Bit rude, Boog. I'm only trying to help you.
Going to sleep now anyway, I have stuff to do tonight.
>>5372079
Disneyworld is gay?
>>5372090
>he doesn't know about the disneyfuckers
they're a plague
>>5372090
If you're ever in california or Florida go on grindr (if you have it) and you'll see a shitload of "DPH" or "Disney pass holder."
>>5372090
Supergay. Fat old gay couples everywhere. Doubly so around any holiday.
>>5372100
i live 15 minutes away from disneyland and it is unbearable
i actually went on a date there once, when i was young and naive
he bought me some pins at least
>>5372096
All my strength is in my legs from years of being a fatty. I have no real upper body strength even though it looks like it.
>>5372090
>tfw never been to disneyworld or land
I feel like I missed out on my life
>>5372118
absolutely not all it's cracked up to be
go once if you want, but make sure it's during a dead time because that bitch gets so crowded it is insane. and waiting in line for 2 hours to ride a ride for 60 seconds is so disappointing
>>5372092
>>5372100
>>5372105
this all seems awful t bh, I want hunky boys not fat grandpas
>>5372096
Haha small dick masterrace!
I choke those whores with my mini weiny!
>>5372096
i'd treat you right, baby.
>>5372124
I hear the horror stories, but still.
Definitely going only once though.
Museums > Theme Parks
>>5372130
i see more young guys advertising it than old tbqh
the guy i went on a disneydate with was a 28 year old 'i go to the gym 7 days a week' type
SP you still on here?
>>5372146
sadon?
>>5372155
I'm always here for you Wiz. Whats up?
>>5372118
Never been there myself, but an old friend said it's nothing special (he gets free passes in all the time which might explain why he finds it not so grand anymore). Would like to go one day just to see it for me self.
>>5372183
But bb
>>5371644
Then don't be racist. It's a shitty meme anyway
>>5372170
Not much i suppose.........
>tfw about to go through some hardships
>>5372161
>prices went up to $72 from $65 dollars per ticket
>>5372170
I have a friend that works at disneyland on the lion king attractions for merch, she enjoys it because shes there everyday. I would never want to work there
>>5372229
Oh? If you wanna talk about it you have my gmail.
>>5372230
>72
a one day pass here is like 180
>>5372247
I will send one your way soon
nite
>>5372254
https://disneyworld.disney.go.com/tickets/
I guess prices went up. Either that or I'm thinking of Six Flags
gaygen, are you in college and if so what are you studying? I am a culinary student first year.
Having to wake up at 5:00 AM most days is making me slightly neurotic.
>>5372279
you get used to it anon
i get up at 3 for work
>>5371780
Yeah. I am desperate after all
>>5372291
yeah but it fuggin sucks desu
i should start going to bread earlier though to be fair
>>5372279
Yup, journalism
>>5372339
What Year?
>>5372230
RIP pupper. :(
Top fags, are you going to protect your qt bottoms smile by raping any guys that give him shit?
>>5369660
>>5372339
how is that?
>>5372386
My qt bottom will be strong enough to protect himself and beat the shit out of guys and then I'll calm him down after with a soothing rimjob
>>5372386
no.
and this is why tops must always choose bottoms that are smaller and slower than they are. When the chips are down and you are running away from danger, you can push your bottom to the ground for a diversion. They'll be too busy with him to go after you and you can make a clean getaway.
anyone here /heem/
>>5371990
You could. But remember there's someone for everyone no matter what you look like now. Dude would get the surgery if he weren't getting so much cache.
>>5372056
Did you date church girls? Pakistani church girls?
>>5372118
Universal Studios was the real deal. They had all the cool licenses. Pic related.
>>5372386
That's a heart wrenching story.
>>5372463
u wot, m8?
>>5372463
Que?
>>5372484
He doesn't say that though
>>5372491
someone prob changed the caption b/c i saw one that did
>the one day that I drink
>internets down so I can't enjoy my waifu fully
>>5372505
>waifu
>>5372505
>waifu
If anime, please direct yourself into the nearest trash.
>>5372505
>waifu
RAUS
this is a HUSBANDO ONLY zone
>>5372517
Yeah anime.
She's the love of my life. I have to use my internet data just to tell all you gay men about it. Im literally spending money to tell you gays. I don't even do it for free. I literally pay to tell you. Im sooooo cool xd
Maybe now ill actually watch some anime : 0
>>5372386
The particular story is probably fake by how it was written, but that sort of thing really did happen then, and still now in many places.
As bad as it is to get shit from some of my family I'm glad that there's still accepting places and I'm not worrying about a couple dudes raping and killing me for my faggotry.
>>5372546
Oh bother.
>>5372484
They will have epic realistic droids and lightsabers and it will be bitter ashes in my nerd mouth. Just not interested in Star Wars anymore. Feels bad.
>>5372546
Use the data to discover your agp transbian nature.
>>5372550
I'd feel better if it were fake. Yeah it's nice to have 1st world gay problems.
>>5372466
>Did you date church girls? Pakistani church girls?
Naw. Just basic white bitches.
>Universal Studios was the real deal.
Truth. Harrypotter world was pretty cool, and I'm not that big of a potter fan.
Got to take my pic with Dr. Doom too, which was pretty cool.
>>5372625
Pfft I wish I went trans when I was younger. I can get away with being a piece of shit like all women do. Im too old for it now though.
Having no internet is weird i like ir more though. It is peaceful like everything that's been stressing me is gone.
comfy game mode
>>5372630
>basic white bitches.
Huh. So all the dick sucking ball licking chicks I dated *were* huge sluts. I suppose in my heart I always knew.
>Dr. Doom
I missed that. I haven't been since riding the Back to the Future ride, which took me to the year 2015. Mind blown.
So are you bisex or are we just talking previous PiV misteps in life?
>>5372638
I dig the whole zen techno minimalist misogynist thing you're doing. Keep it up.
>>5371825
hey swede hows life
>>5372703
Yeah all women do deserve to get raped at least once tbqh...
At the very least when they bitch it actually gives them something valid that's happened they can bitch about.
>>5372738
>women do deserve to get raped
>women deserving
>anything
Get on my level of misogyny.
>>5372753
Not him but I like the cut of your jib. May you continue with the womyn hate for a long tyme. :D I swear I am not trolling.
>>5372753
Lel I really could out mysogny you. My hatred for women is pretty fucking real.
Women
Muslims
Jews
Niggers
Chinese
Korean
>>5371635
how do I know if i've fallen in love with someone or if they're just naturally charming? how do i flirt back without being called out on it?
>Don't like smaller boyish guys
>Work at a department store
>All the seasonal hires are those types
>Getting testy
Gay god tempts me so
>>5372818
If they are good enough at flirting you just feel it out. Flirtings not a logical process you just flirt. Say what they want to hear bend the truth a bit and make them laugh.
>>5372826
Sorry but the gods have spoken
You must destroy their buttholes
>>5372835
There's literally nothing misogynistic about hating women.
>>5372835
Tits or gtfo bitch. Why haven't you gotten married and keked your hubby with another man and forced him to raise your bastard by c.u,c.k.i.n.g him in divorce court like the vaginal jew that you are?
>>5372835
Why wouldn't gays hate them?
The only thing about women is sex. Once you get rid of the sex you can see women for what they are.
Lying backstabbing pieces of sociopathic shit.
Women just use gays as objects anyway.
They will have a gay friend just to show them off for their own vanity. They don't give a shit about anybody but themselves. They are all pieces of shit.
>>5372842
Isn't that the literal, objective definition, or are you just being sassy, as per your kind?
>>5372861
Teehee~
>>5372842
Exactly
>>5372872
>says opinions
>YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET LAID XDDD
Jesus Christ get the fuck out you slut. Your comebacks are generic as fuck. Im not even going to say tits or gtfo because that's all women are our tits. Once you take that away they are useless now just gtfo you stupid fucking cunt.
>>5372882
Seethe a bit henny
>>5372762
Thanks. Post jib, bb.
>>5372765
Damn dude. Not even liking Asians? Your hate is definitely strohnk. Who don't you hate?
>>5372818
You won't be in love for a while. Infatuation is a charming thing that can lead to love. You can flirt by engaging them. You can't be afraid of being 'called out' since the point is to eventually get together. Can't keep it a secret if you're adopting a baby together in 10 years, right? Just go for it!
>>5372826
>bottom bitches at a department store
Shit now I gotta go to the mall.
>>5372872
Because hating men is the wrong opinion and hating women is the right one
>hurr durr if someone said they like eating shit you'd say they're gross, but you say you like eating bread!
>>5372559
why do you have so many gorgeous bearded man, I need MOAR
>>5372882
>mfw I've never met a gay guy like that
>>5372881
you know what's just as annoying as a SJW who wants to kill all men?
angry fags who wants to kill all women and go full /pol/
yes because you are nothing like the extremist far left when you act just like them.
Well, finally talked with the guy I was sperging about the other day.
It was a dissapointment, to be honest.
>>5372888
but you guys eat literal shit all the time. Anal sex and rim jobs ya know.
Honestly ya'll sound like a bunch of whiny ass bitches and you guys get into stupid trip fag drama and threaten to post each other nudes and shit.
No difference between you guys and women except for the politics.
>>5372906
>she doesn't clean her ass
A good bottom's anus is cleaner than your mom's mouth desu
>>5372902
Why so disappointing?
>>5372872
>what's funny is if the dykes started shit talking about how much they hate men, you'd guys be all over there and telling them that they're cunts and shit.
>implying lesbos wouldn't trade places with a gay man given a choice
>implying men aren't the greatest thing that has ever happened
>implying that I am not implying implications
ISHIGERTY DIGGERTY DOO!
>>5372902
I always overhype guys in my head and they end up being a disappointment.
>>5372921
so? There's several threads here where gay men wished they were straight. Not to mention so many of you guys end up transitioning. Just look at Mouse.
>>5372898
I don't want to kill all women. We have a sense of humor. I just want separate but equal. Pic related.
>>5372902
Sorry to hear that. What happened?
Does anyone have the edited version of this picture where the honey is actually cum?
>>5372920
>>5372943
>Why so disappointing?
basically he's almost 27 and apparently he spends his days smokng weed in his room.
>>5372924
Yeah, I should stop doing that.
>Masc4masc
>MEN ONLY
>So manly!
>nothing feminine about us
>we're nothing like those stupid, vain, vapid, women
yeah sure.
Get real, gay community is notorious for being slutty whores obsessed with body image. Just own it gurls!
Everyday I feel my mind slipping further and further down.
Im trying to bring it back up but I don't know how.
>>5372961
Ew gross
>>5372935
I don't know who Mouse is. That image you shared sounds like a lot of womyn speak that only womyn think are important because of womyn reasons. Stop oppressing gay men by pretending that you are their friend and using them only as an emotional tampon or a handbag that you use to one-up your bitchy friends.
>>5372968
Yaaas kween
>>5372974
Mouse is one of the tripfags here who used to date the guy who ran the gaychat here.
Eventually he transitioned
don't play dumb and pretend these threads don't exist. Plenty of self hating gay men here. You're probably one of the reasons they want to kill themselves.
does it mean i'm gay if i like bjork?
>>5372986
Why do you know this stuff? HOW do you know this stuff? I bet you pretend that we are your gay homosex dolls that you can play with and throw away when you are bored. Stop oppressing us you vaginal jew shitlordess! >:(
>>5372974
>Stop oppressing gay men by pretending that you are their friend and using them only as an emotional tampon or a handbag that you use to one-up your bitchy friends.
>being this butthurt because I criticized you
for someone who claims to be unlike those stupid oversensitive women, you sure act like one.
>>5372991
Anon you're trans.
Transition right now before it's too late
Holy shit women are disgusting
Everyone ignore them
>>5372991
Yes 100%
>>5372994
uh... I hang out in gay gen all the time considering I am a gay guy, sort of. These days I'm more asexual than anything. I just find it funny how guys like you act exactly like the stereotype you claim to hate and be nothing like. I just call out bitches when I see them.
>>5373010
Is it bad that I consider joining in an orgy if its a non drug fueled and safe sex was practiced
>>5373017
>safe sex
>bad
>>5373017
orgies are hedonistic by nature
taking drugs are just the next step
do not get ever get involved in such degeneracy
>>5373017
Yes
You must remain chaste and pure until you find and marry your qthusbando
>>5373017
>condoms
why even live
>>5372969
A neckbrace? An escalator? Hey look what's up there! Any of these jokes helping?
>>5372994
>Stop oppressing us you vaginal jew shitlordess! >:(
Nice one, m8.
>>5373024
This is actually true. At the risk of not getting to penetrate all of your bussies, I must encourage chastity for your own good. Sanctity of gay marriage is real. Trust the old fags.
>>5373026
ikr
when did you find out your status
wanna meetup
>>5373046
AIDS is no big deal. I'm rich.
2015 ya'll.
>>5373050
>ywn fuck some qt rich guy bareback just to find out he's poz
>ywn be kept as an arm candy house husband because you're too poor to afford meds
I really am a degenerate.
>>5373050
>>5373064
why would I wanna keep you?
With my money, I can hire as many hot poorfags as I want to be my fucktoys.