we all hate swedes face but lets be honest, those hips dont lie.
old >>5346659
>>5347549
first for swedera
>>5347549
>tfw girl hips
>>5347549
Swede has been posting? Someone link to the archive so I can fap to that pic of Swede wearing lipstick and slutty clothes.
2nd for swede stop samefagging you embarrassment
I saw swede when browsing xvideos. Made me chuckle.
>Knock off Shark is now posting again
I miss Shark. Wonder how he's doing.
>>5347549
Why do Swedes stand on loo?
>>5347564
Die.
me me me me me me
>>5347567
Gurl. Do you want a hug?
>>5347567
post yfw swede is stand on toilet excessively tight trousers guy from /fa/
>>5347521
>not on list
idk if I should be flattered or upset
>>5347568
Swede pls. Did you take any more pics wearing grilly undies? I'm asking for a friend. And to masturbate.
>no homo of course
>>5347567
>dem skinny arms
>>5347573
Define
>dumb
>>5347573
What does dumb mean? Do you mean hes like loose and easy to fuck or do you mean he loses like mathematical ability and shit. Is he the blonde girl type of dumb or the jock type of dumb
>>5347575
No fuck off
>>5347572
>excessively tight trousers guy from /fa/
I'm offended.
>>5347570
Ye-NO!
Wh-why is his beard so thick and well kept? It's obscene.
A mosquito just bit my arm.
>>5347576
you think those are skinny?
he's got like twice my volume lol
>>5347549
>hips
>hungry skeleton with no body fat which makes their average hips stick out more
>>5347585
You realize that's not "dumb" that's "horny" right? Like you're basically saying "he gets horny when hes horny".
You're retarded.
>>5347583
>>5347573
Dumb big horny boys are the cutest (as long as they aren't retarded when they're not horny).
How does it feel like to hug a cute guy? To cuddle with him, your bodies closely joined together, your fingers interlocked?
To feel the warmth of his body, to see him blush, because this is the first time we do something like that.
To feel his breath on your face as you go up to his face and let your lips touch?
>>5347590
>Dumb big horny boys (with massive cocks) are the cutest
ftfy
>>5347591
Seriously like heaven. all memes aside you got me craving cuddles with your post anon
>>5347585
I don't see why these are important, when horny.
Are you planning on cockteasing him first, turning him on and then asking him to discuss Control Theory?
If he's acting like a sane adult the rest of the day, why does it matter?
>>5347582
It's a very noice beard. My goal beard~ It gets harder to keep it looking nice as it gets bigger.
>A mosquito just bit my arm
I hope it wasn't carrying anything.
>>5347597
i think his issue is something else about control when he gets horny...
>>5347591
I don't know, but it sounds gay. Are you implying we're faggots or something bro?
i love fit
>>5347604
cool story bro.
>>5347604
It's pretty standard to get a bit "dumb" when you're horny and with someone you really like.
>>5347598
It looks v fun to rub my face on..n-not that I'd ever want to do something like that.
>I hope it wasn't carrying anything
Mosquitos are the least of my worries out here, mate. I found a huntsman in my laundry this afternoon, I literally crickey'd.
>>5347611
That means he likes me.
It's really my first time dealing with someone so this is all new for me.
>>5347618
csb
you're a neet like the rest of us
>>5347585
>>5347573
Watch out man if you post cartoons on here you will be banned for posting furry porn even though it's just cartoons with no sexual conduct revealed. The mods in here are idiots and don't know the difference between cartoons and furry porn.
>>5347623
Why the fuck would I waste my time lying?
I had the best fucking date last night, but now he's at work and my fucking anxiety is making me think he's ignoring me... What do?
>>5347648
Wait til he gets off work.
>>5347613
>huntsman?
>google it
>mfw
>>5347648
Keep your autismo in check and don't scare the qt with your neediness.
Desperation is not attractive.
>>5347648
remind yourself that you're being unreasonable and find something to distract yourself
if you keep at it, mindfulness becomes second nature
>>5347648
Tell us about the best fucking date, the date, and the best fucking you ho.
Also. NORMIES LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5347661
>Desperation is not attractive.
>tfw no needy bf who is desperate for you
>>5347665
Well we went to go see that crimson peak movie. Held hands during it and then after we hung out at my apartment. Then when he left we kissed and it was really nice. I mean it was pretty much an average date, but it was nice for me to not have a guy trying to get into my pants.
How can I make my hips wider?
>>5347666
You're also desperate for someone depending wholly on you.
Not attractive.
>>5347674
>hung out at my apartment
what did you actually do tho?
>>5347679
Watched friends on netflix and smoked some pot
>>5347674
>Held hands during it and then after we hung out at my apartment.
>Held hands
>at my apartment
Absolutely haram dot tiff
You are a woman with loose morals.
Tell us more.
>>5347678
I just want someone to be really deep in love with me.
>>5347686
and it wasnt awkward?
>>5347675
cheeky hormones
>>5347666
I like a nice blend. Independence with a needy streak is cute.
>>5347658
They're mostly harmless and not aggressive, just big and scary. Common house spiders around here, I picked them up a couple of times when I was a kid to put them in jars and stuff. Their bite is generally less painful than a bee sting.
I actually kind of like watching the insects and animals now that I'm out of the city for a bit, I might go for a bush walk tomorrow and look for some lizards.
>>5347697
But I'm not a tranny ;-;
>>5347697
>tfw you're on hrt but in gaygen
s-sorry guys i'll move out soon
>>5347686
>Watched friends on netflix
Who suggested that?
>>5347705
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>5347686
too lewd.
>>5347702
I'm just trying to help.
>>5347686
>pot
2entrylevel4me
>>5347716
hulu and heroin
>>5347721
now were talking
though i guess gaytube and ghb could work too
>tfw never done drugs
am i missing out or is it for the best?
>>5347695
No we've known each other for like 6 months.
>>5347706
He did. I was stoned so I didn't care.
>>5347734
>He did.
>>5347729
I wouldn't say so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH1n5SkyRkY&feature=iv&annotation_id=543c3433-0000-22de-9326-001a1140eeb6&src_vid=8XU_NbBJ3b0
>>5347736
I dont know what this image means, where it came from or why you posted it, but i almost fell of my chair laughing
>>5347729
Weed is alright. Anything higher than that I don't touch.
>>5347736
Sp how's it feel to be tied with buttslut for best butt on gaygen?
>>5347744
You're welcome. Its from Jontron.
>>5347754
I wasn't even aware of this.
>>5347763
That's because it's not true. Not with me around :]
>>5347729
Not even alcohol?
>is it for the best
Yes.
>>5347767
When I was 15 I used to drink my parents vodka all alone in the basement because of some issues.
Now I dont touch the stuff because of the memories.
>>5347729
depends how you roll
if you are down to lose control of your body awareness in a state of pure hedonistic bliss, drugs are a good way to get there.
personally, i refuse the ingestion of drugs on principle. I cannot subject myself to such a base indulgence.
Why wont my straight friend try to have sex with me
is he some type of faggot or something
>tfw skyped for over 6 hours yesterday with a qt
Does he like me gaygen?
>>5347771
psssssst
hey kid try these marijuanas
>tfw people always tell you that you look like a masc4masc
>tfw most guys either think that you are some tough thug/mobster that's going to disrespect them
>tfw you attract actual masc4masc douchebags or guys who are into the look in a creepy way
>tfw they always wind up disappointed one way or another because you're actually just a loser and a softie
I'm worried the guy I'm currently talking to will be disappointed too. Teach me how to be tough, gg.
>>5347771
My father gets free liquor from his job, so I took that. I don't know if he ever noticed.
>>5347805
Congratulations.
>>5347803
I'd have sex with you. I'm also straight, so if that's what you want, hit me up.
>>5347831
>>5347842
r u qt
>>5347870
judge for yourself, pic related is me
>>5347877
go away creeper
>>5347877
god youre weird
>>5347877
Try to bring your chin a bit forward and you'd look a lot better.
>>5347809
iktf
criminal thug shotta stuck in a fem body
>tfw trappin in the trap looking like a trap
>>5347809
slap butt pull hair
done
>>5347809
I look a bit like Ninja from Die Antwoord, people are usually scared of me or ask if I have any drugs to sell them.
I live in an area were kids stab people with screw drivers for fun and no one has ever started shit with me or yelled faggot after me, so I guess it all works out.
Michigan 517
Who wants a ride on the sex machine? ;)
>>5347907
Lol the guy I'm talking to right now is kind of like that in those respects. He looks really twinkish and I guess in some ways fits the stereotype (mostly in the way he dresses and some of the music he likes), but he's really feisty and talks tough. It's cute. I don't know if he thinks of me as a boyfriend or what, but I like him a lot. I guess I don't mind it.
>>5347909
My own butt and hair or his? D:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvofVZ76XHs
Why do many gays look like animals? Frogs, Horses, rats, etc.
>>5347944
ew.
>>5347944
girl........
ps cut your hair shit ain't cute
>>5347944
I'd surf on that wave, down your back and into your butthole boy.
How to find college age guys to date if youre still in your final year of hs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uPn2c6tyt0
watch my youtube video from months ago, i need more followers
>>5347985
stick to your own age group
>>5347988
>implying
fuck off mate
>>5347992
but everyone my age is twinky and gross
>>5347988
masc4masc the youtube clip
also
>sleeve folds
>>5347988
>why i don't associate with flamboyant gays
>>5347988
>I don't like flamboyant gays
>have a picture of The Help on your wall
release your inner black girl
>>5347977
He's really, really cute. In the typical way and even in some unexpected ways. I kind of want to ask if he'd like to go on a real date, but I'm worried he'd think it's lame.
>>5347923
>Die Antwoord
I love them. The only guy that I've ever been told I look like is that one you tuber. But I think that's because we're both gay, like to exercise and are Italian American. When Jersey Shore was popular everyone said I looked like that one guy from it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=492nYnxLwgk
whose a gaymer girl like me?
Guys I think I am a mysogynist.
How to fix?
>>5348029
>>5348042
find a qt ftm bf
>>5348038
Please no.
>>5348042
>I think I am a mysogynist.
Well, you're already on 4chan and /lgbt/ so you'll fit right in with the rest of us.
>>5348042
There's nothing to fix anon
http://beefymenonly.tumblr.com/archive
>>5348091
>that face
he looks genuinely retarded
absolutely pissening
>>5348038
>tfw these faggots consider themselves masc4masc
>>5348091
Remove.
>>5348026
hate to break it to you but he prolly likes it rough anon
>>5348091
airbrushed an inch
>>5347995
>>5347985
Why don't you just hold the fuck off of shit. You don't have to date college guys until you're in college. You can wait a year can't you? Jesus jackoff until then you sexually driven freak.
>>5348091
Fuck you anon
I wanted to wait until tonight to jerk off
I wanted to be proud of myself ;_;
now I want him to be my husband
http://beefymenonly.tumblr.com/post/133146972165/hairy-chests-dad-selfie
>>5348104
what are you a mod? shut the fuck up you pathetic ant. You have no power here.
I jsut created a grindr profile with the name of Bear Daddy and a profile pic that embodies that name.
What should I expect?
>>5348108
But I'm lonely man. I havent had any kind of romantic encounter with anyone since I was 16.
>>5348115
P-please..
>>5348115
if this post gets deleted and banned then the mods post anonymously which is against the rules and the mod of /lgbt/ must be fired and a new unbiased fair moderator established.
>>5348119
guys wanting to have sex with you
The dream is dead ;_______;
>>5348119
Desperate men, mostly fat
Wanting sex
>>5348129
calm your pecs bro
no post of sweet beefy guys gets deleted as long as it is sfw
>>5348126
I'd totally work out with a guy like that.
Shirtless of course.
>>5348139
you're not allowed to post butts desu
>>5348139
no but harmless cartoons posted here are banned for furry porn even though there is no sexual conduct shown.
You call that fair?
yee
>>5348139
I c-can't take much more of this.
Somebody, send help.
>>5348153
>>5348158
maybe you should end your life, it would benefit us all if you would
>>5348106
He said that's how he's used to it. Fast and really rough, I mean. But he says that he likes the change. I like taking my time, honestly.
>>5348158
rip fatanon
taken too soon...
>>5348162
>>5348178
Aum Trayambakam Yajamahe
Sugandhim Pushtivardhanam
Urva Rukamiva Bandhanaan
Mrityor Mokshiye Maamritat
>>5348174
>>5348164
Goodnight.
>>5348191
WHAT
THE
FUCK
>>5348191
you really are a sick fetishist :*
>>5348191
body goals
>>5348198
He sucked in his stomach
>>5348144
I think you can as long as they're not spreading their cheeks and showing their holes.
idk, I've had my way posting borderline lewd stuff while being banned for posting implied nudity where nothing could be seen. I guess it depends on the mod's mood that day.
>>5348145
well, it is clearly stated in the rules that all sort of furry stuff, wether sexual or not, is not allowed, so yeah I think it's fair, because you're told to read the rules before posting.
>>5348191
fatgen pls go
>>5348209
so you're saying pokemon is furry porn. How retarded.
>>5348209
The only difference between cartoon human like animals and furry is the sexual conduct of furry porn. So shut the fuck up with your definition of furry. It's bullshit.
>>5348187
>tfw yesterday I finally worshipped feet
My bf was just out of the shower so they tasted like soap and nothingness. At least he liked it and told me we would do it again
>>5348222
well, there are lots of pokemon furry porn, so it could have been.
was it posted on /vp/? Maybe the post was deleted just for being off topic.
>>5348191
This >>5348202
Literally fat people can do that
>>5348232
it's not *my* definition. Really, I don't understand why furry is not allowed. But hey, I didn't write the rules.
>>5348170
a++ slow fuck is best fuck
>>5348243
Are the mods on vp as bad as people say?
>>5348243
hey, I've got banned for posting bara Archie there
best pokemon husbando btw
>>5348240
From now on I think everyone should be warned to not post any cartoon what so ever to be on the safe side because apparently "ALL CARTOONS = FURRY"
>>5348239
OMG Niq <3
>>5348042
bjork is a girl
>>5348255
>ALL CARTOONS = FURRY
So my smug anime faces are Verboten?
>>5348254
i'm honestly surprised
>>5348251
tbf i haven't really been on vp in like
a year or something
but god it was awful back when every thread was "hey i need a fire safari" and "here's why gardevoir is best waifu" and fucking goomy threads
>>5348266
>verboten
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0YqZqU_z0Q
>tfw bf found old fetish-ridden videos of myself in my "deleted" folder
Oh god someone kill me now
>>5348292
is he going to indulge you, you sick fuck?
>>5348292
why was he rooting around in your files
i would be annoyed
>>5348265
Yeah and I'm Napoleon Bonaparte. Get out of here, you joker!
>>5348266
Yep just like in North Korea, all cartoons are banned and punishable by death
>>5348266
>So my smug anime faces are Verboten?
>Verboten
I like how you only use german words in negative ways... ;)
>>5348292
>not emptying folders/recycling bin
You're so basic.
Does good gay anime exist? How about bara?
>>5348293
It wasn't anything too freaky. Well... maybe by normie standards it's freaky, I told him that I had a fetish for doing stuff in front of a camera, which I do, even though no one else saw them but me.
>>5348296
I was annoyed, he was taking selfies on my phone and then "somehow" made his way to the deleted files folder, I was both embarrassed and a little annoyed with him, but my shame outweighed my annoyance.
>>5348313
>I like how you only use german words in negative ways
Has to do with my nation's nazi past.
Well I'd dominate my hypothetical bf in German if I could.
>>5348315
I usually do empty it, but it slipped my mind this one time.
>>5348322
Which nation?
>>5348322
>Well I'd dominate my hypothetical bf in German if I could.
Nicht wenn ich sie zuerst dominiere.
>>5348326
Netherlands.
>>5348292
Thanks for reminding me. Just took all my lewds off my phone.
>mfw
>>5348318
Mentaiko is good. I liked the Priapuis ones.
>>5348319
aw, that's pretty tame
how'd he react?
i feel like most guys would be cool with that
that anon brought up a good point though, him going through your shit is not cool at all
>>5348318
yaoi is catered to women... and it's usually fem4masc. but there is bara hentai.
i don't think we'll have bara yaoi anime for a long while.
>>5348319
Post one of the vids
>>5348332
Oh, are you the guy from the southern netherlands who posted his pic here? Eindhoven maybe? I forgot...
>>5348322
>tfw fetish for guys talking german
>>5348342
nah senpai I deleted them all now, and this event has seared into my psyche a disdain for doing anything similar in the future.
>>5348340
He was just like "why do you have these videos of you jerking off and shit on your phone" and I had to keep telling him that I wasn't sending them to anyone, he seemed pretty weirded out by it but he's acting totally normal now, and it only occurred this morning. He said he believed that I wasn't sending them to anyone but I still think he's freaked out a little by it, but I could just be overthinking it.
As for him going through them, yea I'm still a little bothered by it.
>>5348358
i can speak german :P
Mtfgs pretty hype right now if you want to see a happenin.
>>5348370
where in the netherlands are you from?
>>5348341
by the way if you haven't already check out super health club. it's a bara dating sim. really cool shit.
http://www.oonyxgames.com/games/superhealthclub/home-shc
>>5348380
Leiden.
>>5348358
http://beefymenonly.tumblr.com/post/133146972165/hairy-chests-dad-selfie
>Sperm supposed to be healthy for your skin
>No bf to cum on my face every day
Do I have to do everything myself?
>tfw no 2-D bara husbando
I thought single life was gonna be great, gaygen. Moved out on my own to the city to live the good life. It's been a year, and I'm lonely, overworked and haven't been layed in months. Never so low as this weekend cuz now I'm sick and no one gives a fuck.
I don't usually post, just needed to bitch for a sec.
>tfw when no qtbf to take care of me
>tfw no face
>tfw want to give up lifting everyday
>look in the mirror and see the fat cut coming off and a six pack coming in
>realize that I look extremely aesthetic soon
>want to bulk again but decide to just cut since its going to get me laid anyway especially with the hair and six pack
>>5348386
>Leiden
Never been there.
I've visited Utrecht, Amsterdam, The Hague, Rotterdam, Eindhoven, Zaandam and Delft.
What other cities are worth visiting?
>>5348422
>What other cities are worth visiting?
I'd say Leiden and Nijmegen, and visit the south during Carnaval (assuming you like beer 'n stuff)
>>5348394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez7dVUZbRk4
>>5348444
I'm 6'3 and repulsive.
>>5348448
Aww
Why aren't you dom?
>>5348418
nice humblebrag but it aint worth shit without pics
>>5348451
I'm a switch :3
>tfw cub
>everyone irl calls me cub
>will never be a bear
>will always be a small muscular fatish hairy cub but never bear
>>5348455
>why do i find german so cute
Same. German guys tend to be rly qts with nice personalities too.
>>5348464
german accent rivals irish for hnnng-tier
>tfw no german bf
>>5348456
Nijmegen is one of the oldest cities in the Netherlands so any historical things are usually related to the Romans.
>Utrecht is probably my favourite
It's one of the most beautiful cities we have.
There are some issues, like the traffic and it is run by the dutch progressive left.
is it vain to desire a bf with a similar physical build as yourself?
>>5348469
No
I dream of a short chubby cute gym bf
>>5348476
Ok good, but my body type is pretty rare so I doubt I'm going to ever find a true match.
>>5348038
damnit he's too cute to be doing this shit
>>5348475
no... cartoon humans are fine...
please stop being weird.
>>5348467
>Irish
Omg qt Irish guy started working at coffee shop I now frequent. Short, thin and gorgeous.
I don't wanna make a move and find out he's not into dudes... I really like that coffee shop and would be mortified to go back if that happened
>>5348488
I enjoyed The Fall. That cliffhanger ending though...
>>5348484
Whats a rare body?
I know a gay guy that is friends with fugging idk but he's six foot 5 300 pounds and he found a friend same body type.
Its rare but were not as special as we think.
>>5348491
your ban funeral bud
>>5348509
>giving a shit about getting banned
>>5348497
Yeah, fuck that.
I think they're doing a season 3 for 2016, though?
Jamie Dornan is pretty fucking HNNG tier with his irish accent, but it's kinda wrong getting a boner from a rapist/murderer.
>>5348504
Awwww sounds cute.
I have family in Ireland and Scotland... I need to go lol
>>5348505
I'm 6'4", practically zero body fat, slim build that allows me to look "in shape" even though I do little to no physical activity weekly. I have twink-tier facial aesthetics, despite being 21 I still look younger than most 18 year olds.
Yea, I know similar types exist but they're either in another country or they're straight.
>>5348509
Fassbender is my /tv/ husbando... ;~:
I can't wait to see Macbeth...
My second favorite by Shakespeare tbqh.
The Tragedy of Julius Caesar is my fave.
et tu brute?
>>5348408
>>5348528
5/5 taste in husbandos friend
also, claiming gosling
>>5348545
gosling is a pleb tier actor and shit director, hyped by womyn.
your husbando is shit.
>>5348242
>slow fuck is best fuck
He says he really likes it. So as long as he has no complains, I'm happy too. :3
>>5348553
literally no one cares about any of that you fucking nerd, what matters is he's hot as fuck
Someone post a pic of swede's face. I'm out of the loop, and have no idea what the trip-cult is up to this time.
>>5348570
swede pls go
we already had "Attention Hour" for you
David Duchovny is best husbando.
>tfw have become small dick fetishist
>tfw nobody to bully me for it
>>5348566
On top of everything i said, he's also mediocre looking for Hollywood.
>>5348578
if you're qt i'll bully you :3c
>tfw first day of hannukah
happy holidays my freinds
>>5348581
Everyone says im cutey but small wee wee little pee pee.
>>5348578
you're a worthless cumdump.
happy now? :^3
klokov is the only real husbando, the rest are products of hype, photoshop and the zeitgeist
>>5348595
No...i just want to pleasure people and be number 1 but because of my humor and natural cuteness and height and natural cuteness i never get taken seriously ._.
I just want to dick some people but they all want to dick me. .__.
>>5348598
agreed.
>>5348580
>mediocre looking for Hollywood.
so, really handsome?
he's also a real human being
the dude in your pic looks Jewish, I only like white guys
>>5348611
>not knowing who James Dean is
kill yourself desu.
pls respond
>>5347570
Straight up lumberjack.
Damn.
>>5348659
pls just post shit without this needy introduction
>>5348667
i said happy hannukah ;_:
What do you think, gaygen?
