Talk about daddies and what it's like to be or be with one.
Last thread: >>5342884
I hate them
he was balding and rich and full-blown dirty old man.
no thanks
>>5343856
w-why?
if you've over 30 you're automatically hitting gay death territory
Dated a guy close to double my age
No Bueno
It was ok for a while but it's too much after a while
>>5343860
It's just not my taste and kinda creepy/mentally ill
>>5343859
Are you talking about a "daddy" or your actual father?
I dated a daddy for two years. He was super hot (IMO) but ED kinda ruined the whole thing.
>>5343852
the last experience i had with a dad was burying mine
>>5343852
>tfw daddy says it's his bussy
=^_^= i'm so squishy nyan
>>5343861
Gay death is a twink thing
>>5343852
>tfw no daddy bf
although they never look like this irl :c
>>5343867
a daddy. a would-have-been sugar daddy with children and everything
p.s: my dad is embarrassingly straight and it's not cute. no gay-freud complexes here
>>5343876
twink death is 24
gay death is 30
no gay is safe
>>5343882
Your a fucking ghost then m80
I shouldn't be miserable but I am.
I have everything I could want but I want more.
>>5343882
>tfw 2 more years to get laid
>tfw just been 1 month to the gym
I hope I can get a hot body soon.
Holy shit how did I used to browse this board you fucking whoreish degenerates
No wonder I have never seen a stake gay relationship.
So glad I moved to pol. Enjoy being 40 and loveless you fucking losers.
>>5343888
weird, i have all the opportunity in the world, but want nothing and aspire to be nothing
>>5343895
Your like decomposed mate
>>5343907
I always found this hot. Like people post this shit like it's supposed to be disgusting but I just want to touch it
>>5343907
i wanna press my hand into that. tarzan-jane-cthulu style
>>5343891
Lift hard senpai.
Why are boys such cunts, /gaygen/?
I never thought depression would hit me again, I was wrong.
>>5343920
Sludge trip on
>>5343915
Post daddypussy
>>5343920
all people are trash
>>5343920
Because boipussy
>tfw cant cuddle up to a big warm daddy because all my friends will be weirded out by the age difference
life is suffering
>>5343938
get an electric heater. they're way cheaper and don't give you syphilis.
>>5343944
>syphilis
rude
>>5343938
>tfw getting to that age where i can have a dad bf and it's not weird
>tfw i'll turn into a dad while dating him
>tfw two dads
>>5343968
Wouldn't that make him a grandad? A gdilf?
>>5343960
is AIDS more your flavor?
>>5343938
>tfw could get a qt 20-something bf if it wasn't like this
A ~10 year age difference isn't anything special for straight couples, why should it matter for gays?
>>5343985
nah
he'll be a grandad when they adopt me tho
>>5343938
>tfw can't cuddle up to anyone because all my friends are anti gay neonazis who made up a game out of brutalizing gay people
>>5343998
Get new friends, anon.
>>5343998
Sound like nice guys.
>>5343998
Sounds like a winning situation.
I wish I had daddy issues so I could pretend to have a dad but I have mom issues and its hard finding an older women that wants to be my mommy in bed.
Who wants a cuddle?
I smell nice, short and hairy, and I'll tease you, because who doesn't like a bit of naughty teasing, lads?
>>5344021
Also short and hairy, but I'll probably whine if you tease me
>>5344021
*raises hands*
I do I do I do
>>5344019
For shits and giggles I wrote on my grindr profile:
"Just looking for a mum".
Don't think the gays got it.
>>5343998
>all my friends are anti gay neonazis
Jesus christ are you living in /pol/and or something?
>>5344026
No.
>>5343998
real fags bash back
>>5344021
h! m! u!
>>5344026
Your accent would make me melt.
Would you cry if I made jokes about tatties and leprechauns?
>tfw 41
>too old to be a daddy
>guess I'm you grandpa
Who wants to date grandpa? :3
>>5344038
You heard the man, WA. Get on it.
>>5344037
Not at all
Only if I could similar jokes about your nationality
>>5344038
I'm just playing. I'll just be waiting here.
>>5344038
I can exchange cuddles for some Irish whiskey
>>5344049
>nationality
Kiwi.
>>5344021
post butt desu
anyone else a stereotypical nerd here?
>>5344064
No, you always ask me to and one of these days I will.
I already post enough of myself without posting that, too.
>>5344073
Most of us, I think.
I'm a programmer whose hobbies are mostly video games and browsing the internet
>>5344021
stay very far away from me
>>5344078
Lol why?
>>5344073
well i like videogames + comics, and I use linux, but I workout and play sports also.
I think im the stereotypical nerd-nouveau, like, a postmodern kinda thing?
>>5344080
>rural town in europe
where?
>not poland though
I was making a /pol/ joke
>>5344081
>Your really good at that rugby ehh?
Is that you're idea of teasing?
You could have made fun of the way we speak for one.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HcVwq997zs
>>5344096
>you're idea
baka desu family
>>5344081
Hmm, well assuming a liter of whiskey sustains me for a month, the going rate for would be 3.33 cl per one night of cuddling.
>>5344091
it's not your problem
don't worry about it
>>5344084
i want zero of those things in my life
>>5344073
Huge nerd. Vidja, science fiction, PnP, comic books, you name it.
When I'm not wearing my contacts, I've got thick coke bottle glasses too. lol
>>5344103
I just want to know.
I'm Europe too.
>>5344107
COME TO SURREY
>>5344086
what the fuck does that mean
>>5344107
>PnP
Party and play is a nerd thing? Well I never.
>>5344113
if you must know, I'm from suomi (finland)
>>5344102
I could live with that, that's like a sip from a bottle? I drink 2 bottles every time I go out so yeah it's g
>>5344117
nerd-nouveau means a new type of nerd
postmodernism is a trend in various subjects where practitioners reject previous ideas and concepts in favour or ironic, frequently contradictory and self-aware ideals.
For example, a postmodern book might eschew description all together, or be written non-chronologically, or be writtin in all lowercase - it defies convention.
Similarly, here I am saying that the "new type" of nerd (nerd-nouveau) is self-contradictory and completely unconventional, here shown embracing sports and physical activity, long held to be anathema to nerds.
>>5344128
Finland.
Has it something to do with Russian influence you think?
I'm from the Netherlands.
>>5344133
Shut up nerd
>tfw no bf that studies Japanese with me
>tfw no jrpg playing bf
>tfw no boyfriend that watches anime so I can learn Japanese and he forces me to watch it and convinces me by putting his hand down my pants
>>5344133
you sound like a nerd
>>5344046
Your younger then my da tbf
>>5344136
Must be a small town thing. The few big cities we have are accepting & relaxed, so is mainstream media.
t. otherfin
>>5344147
er, i meant you're younger than my dad
my dad's like 43
>>5344046
you can still be my daddy...
>>5344154
and here i was thinking finland was some kind of anti-gay utopia
guess my search goes on
>>5344136
seems I will have to kill people who think anything of the Russian "influence" too
go home fucking hollandese vampires, or die
>>5344168
Naw man
Finland has the cutest fembois and anime girls
>>5344174
>go home fucking hollandese vampires
Show some respect to your superiors, you mongol peasant
>>5344185
what's the most violently, militant homophobic nation on the planet? uganda? i need a new home.
>>5344198
You are a child in the mind.
Grow up
if only he had hair and no tats...
>>5344204
I agree with no tats but that hairless body
Sweet Christmas
>>5344203
what, i can't choose to be consciously deny what i am by surrounding myself with a culture of denial? who the fuck are you?
>>5344222
>netherlands man you show some respect before you expect to be respected
We're the best country in the world. Contrary to uncultured barbaric nations like yours.
we're great. No, the greatest.
And you and your country are some tiny little spec of shit on the road.
another gay one
smoke weed
&
fuck pussy
$$everyday $$
Anyone /southamerica/ here
>>5344232
>proud of being a kek country
be my guest fag
>>5344232
You know, I don't ever think I've met a Dutchman on the internet who wasn't an insufferable twat.
You can change my mind, but I'm just giving my experience.
>>5344250
Abe?
>>5344256
that movie was so uncomfortable
and i hate that he was so cute, he should have been ugly so i wouldn't think a self hating jew nazi was cute
Why do I want a boyfriend so badly even though in straight?
I honestly don't even think I can fall for a girl again.
I just want a cute boyfriend that talks about me all the time.
>>5344264
...Who?
>>5344275
Aberoder, a Colombian guy who trips in gg sometimes
>>5344256
>kek country
We shipped the niggers to the US and got paid for it.
We kicked Spain in the balls, just like France, England and Germany.
We couldn't be bothered with WW1, nor with WW2.
we casually handed our jewish citizens to the Nazis because we could.
We casually fought with the nazis because we could and we casually switched to the allies because we could.
we're the first to legalise gay marriage, euthanasia, invented the submarine and the telescope. Stock exchange? Our invention.
We strolled our way through world history on a leading position not giving a fuck.
>>5343852
>40 and over=daddy
30 is still young.
>>5344276
nope
>>5344271
such a drag that all the nazis are so cute
>>5344281
Nice try, old man. Embrace the dadness.
>>5344263
>I don't ever think I've met a Dutchman on the internet who wasn't an insufferable twat.
That's because our country sucks. Our government sucks, our weather sucks, our language sucks. Literally everything sucks and we're stuck with it for the rest of our pathetic meaningless existence and all we can do is lie on the internet about how great we are.
Yes we're insufferable twats but it's all a facade because we're all ashamed of our depressed state and our horrible failure as a country.
we should have sunk it years ago.
>>5344287
they really arent lol
neonazis are usually neonazis because they are social outcasts, and that is usually because they are hideous
>>5344287
hey bby c;
i want jewish cock
>>5344287
>>5344289
At least you're not French
>>5344299
Yeah that's the one thing in life that keeps us going.
That and taxes.
>>5344303
he actually is cute tbf
>>5344291
>he hasn't made love to all the easy nazi guys around
lol, youre dumb
>>5344295
>>5344298
h-hello
Is he a daddy or just an older guy?
>>5344312
>Generic White Guy #12850799
>>5344303
>tfw cute Jewish guys will all be cut
;__; God damn desert mythologies.
>>5344313
>my parents were 34 when i was 18
Well of course they would have had you when they were stupid, irresponsible teenagers. They raised you for shit too - that's why you're here.
>>5344323
You could always find a secular jew
>>5344313
Wow my parents were over 30 when I was born
>>5344324
good old beards
just cover up the ugly
mathc4mathc makes me vomit literal shit
>>5344324
Senpai, pls
that guy is generic as fuck
>>5344336
You'd have to be a coprophile to be vomiting shit or be a femfag so it makes sense
>>5344314
>generic
nope he's legitimately a 10
>>5344341
Only tumblrites refer to white people as generic desu
>>5344342
>implying femfag or mathc4mathc are the only two options
both of you are laughable
>>5344345
white people are generic af
Men with big noses (aka semites) turn me on so fucking much
>>5344352
Gross. I like cute little noses on boys
>>5344271
>>5344287
>>5344298
>>5344311
Hey guys.
>>5344351
This. White people are played out.
>>5344362
Post nazipussy desu
>>5344354
more for me then
What's the appeal with nazis besides the uniforms?
>>5344375
An annoying amount of gg'ers are /pol/ faggots tbH, so of course they like nazis.
>>5344375
/lgbt/, like /pol/ and most white supremacists, has somehow deluded themselves into thinking that the nazis wouldn't throw them and their grandparents in a labor camp for being the untermensch genetic failures that they already are
>>5344339
>but the point is 30s is definitely old enough to be a daddy
I mean, I guess so. But I honestly can't see any man under 40 as a convincing "daddy." For the vast majority of people, their parents are in their 40's by the time they are in their late teens/early 20's, and those are the general ages of twinks looking for daddies.
>>5344382
>tfw no one knows gays were victims of the holocaust too
>>5344375
BDSM
>>5344363
>masculine men being equatable with masc4masc or rather mathc4mathc
masc4masc is just a whole group of insecure gay 'men' following a subculture
they all look the same
they have by and large the same mannerisms
they are easily identifiable in porn (most of the shit you and sp post)
before you say anything i am not criticizing masculinity or masculine men, i just hate people who try to be what they are not.
Would /gaygen/ date a vampire?
>>5344362
hello friend
>>5344375
being forced into submission of course
nazi regime was authoritarian as fuck
>>5344385
Yeah well I haven't forgotten.
>>5344396
its hilarious too because they either have gayface or are generally swishy or have a feminine speaking pattern
the especially outspoken ones anyway
>>5344401
>being forced into submission
I'm too proud for that shit.
>>5344388
All I'm hearing is "post cute boys"
also femfag pls go this is mascgen for the MASCter race
>>5344396
Good boy
>>5344410
bobblehead lmao
>>5344388
>tfw naturally masc and can't give off fem or gay vibes unless hammered and trying
>>5344415
pfft yeah right
that's what they all say
>>5344413
I remember the first time I kissed a dude I was like surprised by how big his head was
Before then I had only smooched grills and the difference was cray
>>5344415
Sounds like you need to attend more meetings of the gay agenda
Anyone else flat-out incapable of posting when these captchas come up?
Go ahead, give me your best guess, I'll try it as an experiment (switched to new captcha in different tab)
>>5344422
iedITU isedcol
easy peasy. Are you a robot?
>>5344422
That's not even hard though lol
iedI (capital i, not L) TU isecol
>>5344096
Please be in the south island.
>>5344421
You're biscum? wtf get out breeder
>>5344427
>iedITU isedcol
WRONG
>>5344429
It's not that they're hard, it's that it won't take my input as correct
i'm gonna be the best daddy in 11 years
>>5344409
>I'm too proud for that shit.
that's why you get forced to do it
also be honest now my love, why would you be in a gay thread if you don't like cock?
>tfw might top someone soon
weww
>>5344432
Nah North Island.
>>5344442
>it's that it won't take my input as correct
Traffic signs.
>>5344421
>he's not a platinum star gay
d r o p p e d
>>5344403
when his grindr says 'masc4masc no fems no spice no rice' but you see him at the club like
http://j-mobear.tumblr.com/post/134606283328/its-been-a-very-long-time-since-i-felt-up-to
>>5344444
i've seen a couple militant fetish blogs that worship cut dicks
but they were creepy desu
>>5344454
That's what I'm using to post right now. I hate it.
>>5344453
Of course.
It's all a numbers game.
>>5344452
Oh and any tips?
>>5344452
topping is pretty lame. sex in general is pretty lame
has anyone here ever had their parents meet their boyfriend?
So 6 more years til auto daddy mode? Can't wait.
>>5344450
>that's why you get forced to do it
That's why I hate whoever it is that forces me into it and plot their downfall.
>why would you be in a gay thread if you don't like cock?
I love cock. Cock is the greatest thing in life. If a cute guy would say "hey man you wanna suck my cock" I'd be blowing him before he finished speaking.
But if I'm gonna throw myself on a rock hard cock eagerly waiting for me I'm gonna do so on my own volition.
No force, except me forcing that wonderful cock inside me.
>>5344476
Yeah planning to rim him if he's down, probably is. He said he's vers.
>>5344480
he has monkey hands
>>5344476
>adorable
>adurable
>adurbadle
>durbs
>durby
>>5344480
kinda pointless to be a daddy when you won't be dating younger guys tho
>>5344492
Was it awkward?
>>5344460
Yeah. How old are you, etc? Into?
>>5344477
Yes.
It was awkward af.
>>5344491
Daddyxdaddy couples are cute too
why does gay gen have such shitty taste in guys
>>5344495
A little, not really
My parents aren't dicks so it was fine
>>5344508
says u
>>5344477
That requires a boyfriend for my parents to meet.
But I wouldn't introduce him as my boyfriend.
It'll be our dirty little secret.
>>5344508
we're mostly desperate and would settle for anything
>>5344492
How old did you think I was?
>>5344491
You still can. It just might seem weird and awkward feely.
>>5344488
Dem are man hands.
>>5344477
Yes. Was awkward for the first 5min then things went great. My dad was making jokes about keeping our hands to ourselves and whatnot. Was funny.
gay crack
>>5344477
yeah, he'd come stay with me every weekend for nearly 3 years
>>5344497
21, vers and bulking so I look kinda shit atm.
You?
>>5344516
>You still can
I was talking about you tho
because you know, you're married n shit
I'm still in boymode
9 years till daddy mode
>>5344477
>>5344480
>>5344510
ffs
>>5344511
you arent even gay
>>5344477
yeah. but he was just "my friend"
couple days later dad walked in on us cuddling over a movie
and that's how i came out
>>5344517
literally never had one in my life
>tfw no gay friends to go to parties, Disneyland, bars, and bathhouses together.
>>5344523
27, verse top, maintaining but thinking about doing a slow bulk.
>>5344517
Tried it once here and never again. I miss timmies ;_;
>>5344525
Oh. Daddy mode or not I wouldn't be dating duh.
>>5344526
>you arent even gay
how
>>5344528
Then you're probably str8
>>5344477
I introduced him to my mom first because my dad didn't want to meet him.
But he had to eventually as we were together for more than three years.
It was really awkward when my dad finally met him but eventually it was ok
I know the next time will be awkward too because I can tell they hope I will give girls a try now that I'm single once more.
>>5344536
not enough aids
>>5344516
28-29
I'm older than you lmao
>>5344517
>not pumpkin spice lattes
>>5344532
I know that feel
minus bathhouses
Well I'm back from >>5343120 (and other more boring activities). The thread edition is very fitting actually because the guy was full daddy top mode. And really really good, like the perfect mix of aggressive and passionate. I'd actually go as far as to say that he's the best first-time meetup for sex I've had in a few years. I may greentext it later tonight if I'm up to it and it still feels as hot as I remember it being, but long story short we'll hopefully be meeting again.
>>5344517
Frappucinos are good, but they are so damn unhealthy.
>>5344526
>liking skinny boys
>>5344517
>Starbucks
Discarded. Shit for peasants who think they're better than peasants.
>>5344532
I just want gay friends to talk about guys and go out together.
>>5344552
Hey... we deserve love too.
>>5344553
i've literally never heard or read someone be smug about getting starbucks
>>5344544
Did you secretly record it?
>>5344533
Yeah I'm mostly just doing it caus I got fat and I'm not too /fit/ smart. Don't think I want to go super buff, probably just gonna tone and slim down at this point.
>>5344528
>>5344517
I had jury duty once and got put on a case where a woman slipped in a starbucks and sued. During the jury selection they asked people how often they went and I was the only person who had never been to starbucks. The rest of the jury looked at me like I had admitted to raping a kid or something.
Are gay friends fun?
How do i get gay friends, and what prerequisites are there?
>>5344570
Its strictly illegal to talk about your jury duty, isnt it?
>>5344558
>i've literally never heard or read someone be smug about getting starbucks
In what alien utopia do you live?
>>5344570
I've never been inside a starbucks in my life either
>>5344573
idk I wasn't selected lol.
>>5344570
I was summoned once but I was given a slip.
>>5344569
Yeah I got fat as fuck so had to drop heaps of weight, 40kg.
Lolz.
>>5344593
I just don't drink coffee desu.
![[feeling intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qbbWpvA.jpg "[feeling intensifies].jpg")
>hello what do you want
>I want to die
>no one can help you now
>ok
>mfw
>>5344599
just distract yourself
>>5344599
get a hobby
>>5344598
starbucks isn't coffee. you're fine
>>5344593
You're a dirty peasant.
>>5344589
I know that feel man I've dropped thirty already probably have to do another ten. How heavy were you verse now?
>>5344566
Actually he attempted to take pictures of me sucking him (upon my request) but they came out like shit. He half-joked that it would be hot to make a video of us...but I suspect he wasn't fully joking.
>>5344593
I work at a restaurant that has a cafe inside of it
I'm a trained barista for work so if I want coffee I make it myself or get it there for free
I don't need wildly overpriced frozen coffee drinks or pumpkin spiced lattes
