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/mtfg/ is alright, but it's no bowl of Special K

▶Informed Consent Providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
▶Makeup Tutorial: http://imgur.com/a/JO33K/
▶MTF Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/36HC6ZmT (embed)
▶Trans Info Dump: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1d9KKqP9IHa5ZxU84a_Jf0vIoAh7e8nj_lCW27KbYBh0/edit?usp=sharing
▶Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge (embed)
▶Special K Website: http://www.specialk.com.au/en_au/home-page.html
▶HRT info: https://web.archive.org/web/00000000000000/http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶Minecraft Server: minecraft.is-so.moe
▶Discord server: https://discord.gg/0XFIQ4xa7RcYJuo1

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>>5329741
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first for hrt curing depression is a placebo
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>>5331211
>tfw a placebo cured my depression
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>>5331211
>depression
>cure
there's no such thing. it sticks with you forever, you can only find ways to alleviate it.
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>>5331204
>tfw have never eaten circle k

>>5331211
it's better than actual anti-depressants tbqh
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ich wähle 3-0-7
du sollst es bei mir sein
ich wähle 3-0-7
lass mich doch nicht allein
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what's the first thing i should watch with my new netflix subscription?
idk where to begin
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>>5331226
Dr Who
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>>5331226
DANGER 5
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>>5331226
vamp diaries is pretty nice

idk kiwi, there's a lot of things on there
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>>5331226
a young doctors notebook and other stories
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>>5331230
i know that's why i asked
i see everything i can choose from and i'm intimidated
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>>5331220
I love Circe K
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>>5331227
>>5331230
>>5331231
>>5331238
FUCK THESE
DANGER 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z09bNgSeMI

I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER IF YOU WATCH DANGER 5
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>>5331240
yes uh

me too
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>i will never have boobs that look nice or at least like ACTUAL BOOBS
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well i'll take all of your suggestions in mind whenever i get around to netflix
i'm gonna go play cs:go now and probably sleep after
seeya lates /mtfg/
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>>5331251
Well maybe I DO want it to be a reoccurring general
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>>5331258
Night
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>>5331226
Bakemonogatari
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i feel very less dysphoric when i watch porn and get hard.
too bad my libido has been getting really lower these last years, i remember i used to be able to have a hard-on all day and now i barely can hold for 5 minutes.
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>>5331258
night!
[spoiler]love you[/spoiler]
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>>5331219
Being trans is a life sentence for depression
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>>5331270
>>5331261
It's gone now, so eh.
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>>5331258
good night kiwi
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>>5331251
>>5331261
hey I know you two probably aren't going to assimilate this information, but the word you want here is recurring, not reoccurring
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I get why i never got let into the mtfg clique. You hate me because my boobs are disgusting. I get it. Ill go die now
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>>5331278
I don't even have boobs.
It's because anon.
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>>5331278
I have shitty tits and I seem to be ignored most of the time on here
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>>5331278
You can join the clique anon. But first you must pass the test. Don't worry, it has nothing to do with your passability
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>>5331275
No, I want it to reoccur not recur, that would get dull
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>>5331283
I personally reply to at least like 20% of your posts, so that's crap.
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>>5331282
have a (you)
>>5331283
(You) too
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>>5331282
I tried to trip and added girls on skype and nothing stuck ;~;

>>5331283
Weve discovered a conspiracy

>>5331285
Whats the test??
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>>5331290
>20%
I doubt that, but thanks anon.
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>>5331293
I'd add you on skype, and you'd remove me because annoying.

Shame skype doesn't respect the users freedom so I don't have one.
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>>5331293
First you must complete the ritual known as "The Paddling of the Swollen Ass... With Paddles"
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>>5331295
How about you promise to give me (You)s and I will give you (You)s.
The general will have to be renamed Anon and Amy's Neverending Shitpost Hour.

Deal?
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>>5331272
i just get worried when a particularly bad thread starts because im paranoid they're going to convince hiro to make this board /lgb/
he seems like hes doing things pretty much how the majority /vocal minority wants him to unlike how moot was

we basically even have a furry board now

this board was the most helpful place on the internet for finding out how to transition so far and i don't want some assholes to ruin it
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>>5331297
I like annoying clingy girls

>>5331300
Thats lewd
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>have a good proper pizza place next door
>really want dominoes pizza though
Which should I get???
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>>5331302
>tfw (you)
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>>5331310
Do you accept the challenge?
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>>5331313
yes
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>>5331313
proper pizza, i can not emphasize this enough
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>>5331313
depends what the pizza place next doors is?
also if they will let you walk down in your jarmies or not
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>>5331278
>get why i never got let into the mtfg clique
Because you need to make a retarded tripfag name, post lots of cute anime, act like an anime girl, be into girls and flirt with other trans girls, pretend to be nice on trip then drop trip to troll, and finally blame everything on maki, angie, and kayla.
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>>5331315
Yes but i dont think anyone will like me theyll ignore me and hate me
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>>5331314
Y O U
O r 2
U q t

>>5331310
>I like annoying clingy girls
Everyone says that at the start.
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>>5331322
blaming things on kayla seems fair
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>>5331323
We can't prove that until you pass the test
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>>5331325
I live with someone who has borderline personality disorder, have been for 6 months and dont plan on stopping soon. I love the girl
I can handle a little annoying clinginess i am a veteran of some SHIT lemee tell you
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>>5331330
Okay how do i do the test
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>>5331322
>how to become mtfg trip
lol nice you forgot some stuff though.

>have no social life
>have autism
>work in stem career
>fish for attention
>not pass
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>>5331226
obviously any exlusives you havent seen

orange is the new black
house of cards
marco polo
daredevil
jessica jones
narcos
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>>5331333
Nice trips
I'll let you pass onto the next test.
You must walk home naked carrying home the stone of shame.

>>5331322
I do none of that except the first one
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>ok im gonna get dominoes cuz that way i can get 2 pizzas for the price of one!
>delivery costs $10
Whelp guess I'm going next door now
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>>5331342
>I do none of that except the first one
No offence, but I don't think you're part of the clique
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Being alive is suffering
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>>5331342
That's why you aren't a popular trip. Follow the steps listed and you too can be popular in mtfg.
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>>5331343
what kind of pizza are you getting anyways?
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If she comes back before I wake up, tell AV that I'm asleep and I'll return her next (You) when I wake up.
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>>5331360
I'm going to bed soon too. I hope (you) sleep well.
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>>5331355
Well I'm new but either way, I'm not a fan of big popularity
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>>5331356
I don't know now, prolly ham and prawn or something. The place next door doesn't have much variety
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>>5331343
you made the right choice
>>5331351
this desu
how do i into anime ive only watched eva and cowboy bebop
no boko no piku pls
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Would i look dumb if i wore this. Probably with a darker top because black hair
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b5/2f/d6/b52fd6ceeb3228968029e916bb52def1.jpg

What neckline is this? Thats an a line skirt right?
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>>5331384
Well what do you look like? Hard to judge whether it would be bad on you if we can't see you
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hello, its the guy from last night.

You can just call me chaser-kun now.

p-please
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>>5331399
What's your chaser gimmick?
All chasers have gimmicks.

Tahhhhhm had humor and looks
Maki had humor and sweet talk lifting and anime girls.
SWG has cute twinky looks and a big dick.

What's your schtick?
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>>5331396
I look like a 50's schoolgirl
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>>5331407
I think he's the tsundere chaser
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>>5331407
was that binary guy who kept shitposting about autumn rainbow waaaaayy back a chaser
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>>5331407
My gimmick is that I mostly just lurk and rarely because I am socially retarded and shy.
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how many chasers lurk these threads
reply to this post if you're a chaser
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>>5331424
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>>5331424
hi
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>>5331424
hey bb want sum fuk ; )
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>>5331428
>>5331430
>>5331431

ur ruining it
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>>5331424
>I enjoy looking at myself in the mirror
Does this count?
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>>5331424
>.>
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>>5331435
You can't chase yourself silly
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>>5331436
who are you quoting?
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>>5331430
how big is your momiji folder
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>>5331438
What's wrong w chasing yourself?
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>>5331396
>what do u look like
>post pic
>get ignored
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>>5331428
>>5331430
>>5331431
I knew it, smhfamdesu
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>>5331447
Your pic sucks, can't see anything
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>>5331435

The impossibly feel.
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>>5331451
You can see my waist, hips and shoulders???
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>>5331399
Are you jewish?

>>5331407
You forgot Makis gimmick of being a sociopathic liar.
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>>5331448
Adri pls
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>>5331447
Its not a very good pic. I guess it should look ok?
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>>5331422
You might as well just be a transgirl at this point.
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>>5331459
Being sociopath is normal here - Kayla, lalilly
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>>5331422
I think you're cute.
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>>5331459
>Are you jewish?

No, I'm white.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsvKT8vsgF4
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>>5331475
>The catch is I'm not trans.
we're not helping you then
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>>5331460
:^)
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>>5331475
>femboy
>20
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>>5331461
Like idk how to get a better pic? Im a bit chubby, 5'8", have a bit of waist to hip curve and a bulky chest and shoulder
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>>5331475
You have good genetics
Don't rekt yourself w hrt
Live happily ever after, the end
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>>5331478
All femboys are trans that haven't realized it yet, you should know this.
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>>5331480
wanna fug desu?
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>>5331475
Fuck off to gaygen and take your herbal garbage with you
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>tfw booger just wants a bf
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>>5331466
I used to trap pretty well in my younger days..and that was fun but then I got a job in construction and starting growing facial hair.

No coming back from that.

>>5331468
y-you too
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>>5331475
You could take a low dose of anti-androgens, but messing with your hormones has a chance of making you infertile 4eva
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>>5331478
>>5331495
You always do this when we have boys over.
This is why you're going to be single forever!
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>>5331500
>kiwi 2.0
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>>5331505
If you date gay men, you should also get the fuck out.
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>>5331505
but I'm not into boys
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>>5331505
This. Especially cute femboys.
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>>5331508
>>5331475
>I'm just a slutty bisexual
>bisexual
>bisexual
>bisexual

THIS IS WHY EVERYONE HATES US
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>>5331509
Tlg
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Good morning mtfg, how are you?
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>>5331509
Ew, take your AGP to /tlg/ please.
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>>5331512
last time I was in tlg is was a massive creepfest and dead as fuck
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>>5331335
faye has quality taste in netflix. jessica jones a shit though, and oitnb was really shit last season. i'd add sense8. season two sounds promising.
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>>5331517
Youre the worst.
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>>5331515
lil' nigga you really need to post other images.
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>>5331507
Dont worry
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>>5331515
We're scaring off dirty cis scum that want to be our friends, apparently.
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>>5331515
Good morning milly
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>>5331511
Bisexual men are full blown faggots in denial.
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>>5331475
So is he gone? Or can I still answer the question.
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>>5331530
So are you.
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gnite mtfg
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daily reminder that makeup is for fetishist s and drag artists
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>>5331527
Yeah but that cis guy is a faggot so who cares.
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>>5331538
And girls that want to look pretty.
Make up is half of a womans beauty nowadays, get with the times gramma.
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He seemed nice, and maybe we could have been friends, and maybe he could have added me on Skype, and maybe I could have been his gf, and maybe we could have fallen in love, and maybe we could have gotten married.

But now none of that is going to happen because an angry trans lesbian told him to fuck off and now he'll probably never be back.
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>>5331525
But I like my bunny anime girls!

>>5331527
Oh, that's not very nice
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>extremely masculine face and will never pass
Dysphoria so strong lately, please send help.
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>>5331545
Are you really at the self confidence level where you lament over random anons?

Pretty sure you could pick a guy at random in the mall and get a better pick than anon.
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>>5331544
"only makeup makes you beautiful"
thanks for proofing my point creep
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>>5331545
omega pls
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>>5331538
Nothing qt'er than a girl who just got out of bed with VERY light makeup and hair thats a mess desusenpai
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>>5331552
Hej
Vill du kramas och kolla på anime?
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>>5331546
Me

>>5331551
Getting in an early start today I see lainanon
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>>5331538
>making ridiculous comments
it's no wonder people dislike you
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hi
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>>5331560
>just out of bed
>makeup
wat
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>>5331580
>not putting makeup on in your sleep
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>>5331494
you don't know what I look like tho
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>>5331560
>messy hair cute when out of bed
>tgirl
pick one.
lovely manfaces when hair out of place
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>>5331565
Sorry, i've just realized just how bad my face is and I was very delusional before.

No point in transitioning really.
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>>5331551
iktf
oh welp if ffs doesn't help its sudoku
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>>5331553
Your point doesn't really work in favor of your "Fuck makeup" argument because it's literally what all women use nowadays to look prettier.

>>5331564
Aa, men hade behandlat dig som en kompis med spesiella kram og mysbehov då, då får du väl tåla att jag driver med dig. Va för anime ser du ens på, jag ser inte så ofta på anime men när jag gör det så e det sällan mecha eller fighting skit.
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>>5331591
are you the one who's been on hrt for 2 years?
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>>5331538
Kill yourself you disgusting straight man
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>>5331591
>>5331596
Imagine if muslims had started the LGBT movement, maybe you guys could burqa your way through life and not worry about that shit.
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>>5331588
From what ive seen a lot of you have qt faces. Even when not covered by hair.
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>>5331571
hi
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>>5331596
>being able to afford ffs ever
>>5331597
Ingenting just nu för jag spelat väldigt mycket på senaste tiden men vi kan ju börja kolla på nåt tillsammans!
>då får du väl tåla att jag driver med dig
Hade extremt autistiska dota 2 kompisar innan så sånt kan jag hantera.
>>5331598
Yeah, I would need heavy ffs to pass.
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>tfw disgusting long face unfixable by surgery that i can never afford

Suicide is literally the only answer
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>>5331614
long face too .-. but if if just a little help.
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>>5331609
well mine isnt cute, only partly when bangs.
got a bf though so for now im okay i guess.
Buuuut soo scared of the mornings and what he has to see when the bangs arent there to hide my huge forehead.
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>>5331614
iktf
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tfw place I was working at shut down yesterday and nobody is hiring rn
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>>5331624
that's terrible

why did it shut down?
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>>5331618
oh god large foreheads are so hot.

If I see a girl with an enormous xbox huge forehead I will literally fantasize for days about parking my car on it or setting up a projector and watching the little mermaid on it's vast surface.

But no really, some people just have big foreheads. You shouldnt be too self conscious about it.
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>>5331613
Började kolla den där Overlord, liknar ju nånting från mina dagdrömmar haha, e på typ episod 9 men slutade kolla för jag började gö annan skit. Va e dina topp 5 då? Ge mig ett intryck.

>Hade extremt autistiska dota 2 kompisar innan så sånt kan jag hantera.
Jaha tack för den komplimangen då, men dota2 e ganska kasst, tog typ 700 timmar innan jag insåg.

E nojjig dock, tänk dig om du bryter mina fötter och skär ut ögonen på mig och kidnappar mig och sätter mig i nån liten stuga ute i skogen utan några vägar som går till den.
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>>5331628
people don't buy candles anymore
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>>5331399
You're pretty cute desu :3
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>>5331631
Tycker det är svårt att välja favoriter.
>endast 700 timmar
Jag har 1435 timmar av ren autism i Dota 2.
>E nojjig dock
pls
Jag är snäll!
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>>5331629
you are helpless
what are you doing here?! cheering peeps up..weirdo
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>>5331611
how are you qt?
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>>5331584
>being a whore of the patriarchy
>>5331597
you don't talk to women much do you ?
>>5331605
sorry hon
it's ok to be a fetishist I don't judge your lifestyle choices
>>5331638
hey jag läser inte svenska
rood
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>tfw my psychologist called me today to let me know that I do need to see a gender specialist psychiatrist after all in order to get on HRT
God damn it.
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>>5331642
There's no one more agp in this general than you sir
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>>5331642
>gets his dick changed into a 'vagina'
>calls other people fetishists
I am going to assume you're trolling but it's hard to tell sometimes
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>>5331571
hi kit...
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>>5331643
I'm so sorry, that shit was a nightmare for me so I hope you get through it better than I did.
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>>5331643
Oh damn it, it really sucks how much one has to endure to get on hrt ;-; still waiting for mine
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>>5331637
I'm really glad you think so >___________>

>>5331639
Well technically I've been here for a while but yesterday was the first time I posted. I got the courage because I've been really drunk the last couple of days (the last time I drank was 5 years ago)

From lurking I noticed that a lot of you are overly self-conscious...so just saying..even though it probably doesn't mean much.
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>>5331653
How many dicks have you sucked you repressed faggot?
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>>5331647
>love my feminine penis
>not fetishist
explain cockslinger
>>5331646
any reason why ?
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>>5331641
I'm ok, how are you? Ready for your presentation tomorrow?
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>>5331655
If my own counts..then approx. 1 dick.
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>>5331649
>>5331652
Thanks, I just hope they're not too expensive and/or backed up with patients.
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>>5331659
>sucking your own dick
What the fuck are you doing bro
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>>5331657
>implying not having srs to change my dick into an inferior gaping imitation vagina that you have to dilate forever means i love my penis
Nice try
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>>5331661
I have no regrets
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>>5331638
>Tycker det är svårt att välja favoriter.
Här haru en bild av min folder, men en bra del av dom här mapparna är backlog som jag inte kollat ännu men som fångade mitt intresse nog att jag laddade ner skiten.

>1435 timmar
Shit asså, jag trollar nu ba för det mesta eller spelar halvseriöst. Blir så jävla bäng att ja inte pallar bry mig om teammates blir sura, jag suger ändå haha, när ja inte rökte så mkt weed även då hade jag knappt 3200MMR, nu med hjälpen av rökan så e man ju typ 2800MMR

>>5331638
>pls
>Jag är snäll!
Skojar med dig, tror du jag e rädd för nån liten flicka.
E fortf nte säker om jag försöker vara öppensinnad eller om ja bara e smygbög.

>>5331642
>you don't talk to women much do you ?
Too much, and it makes my ears bleed most of the time.
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>>5331662
>muh ignorance of how srs works makes my dick truly female
nice gymnastics bro
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>>5331658
how much writing did u get done on ur report today??
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>>5331666
>i have a 'vagina' made out my dick
>that makes me a real lesbian woman now!

delusional straight male fetishists everybody, not even once
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>>5331669
keep dat spirit up
may it get you through the long dark nights when you realize that your cock isn't in any way feminine
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>>5331638
>En bild av min folder
Aa det blev ju fel bild, "aborted" my ass.
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>>5331665
Jag blev aldrig hög mmr för jag endast spelade med idioter men det var väl ganska kul ibland, massa skit snack och sen var alla svenskar från 4chan.
Never again.

>liten flicka
Säkert äldre än dig och bara lite kortare ;_;
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>>5331677
I could carve a hole in my arm that's more feminine than than mess you replaced your dick with lmao
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>>5331665
>>5331679
>weeaboo
>"when I talk to women I get physically ill"
ayyyyyyyyy
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>>5331685
and even if we assume you have any idea how srs works
your cock still isn't feminine
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>>5331691
bleeding once a month sure is a womanly thing. too bad it'll never happen for you
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>>5331691
>your cock still isn't feminine
Why do you keep saying that you loser, I didn't say that it was

>and even if we assume you have any idea how srs works
I know enough that no amount of srs can ever make your dick into anything other than an imitation vagina bro
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>tfw umaru will never be your yandere gf
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>>5331697
Lol that's probably why she's so delusional

>m-my open wound is bleeding, thats means I'm a woman now r-righ?
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>>5331698
cool
any science to back it up ?
>>5331697
yeah look at all that old women or women without menses
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>>5331684
Jo samma typ, fast min låga MMR mer än ofta var det laget som totalt misslyckas när jag dominerar min lane.

>Säkert äldre än dig och bara lite kortare ;_;
Löl, e ba 184, hur svårt kan det va i dagens moderna kalcium rika svenska kosthold o nå den längden.

Borde ha druckit mer mjölk när man växte upp men aja.

>>5331688
Since when did weaboo mean someone who watches anime, lurk more kid. It's like calling someone who eats at KFC a nigger.

Go to /jp/ and see what real weebs really post like. Then go outside and meet some girls and understand what I am talking about. If you actually enjoy a conversation with a woman you are legitimately gay.
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>>5331702
>any science to back it up
Why do i need science to know you were born with a dick m8?
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>>5331697
>>5331685
>>5331698
Nnnow i dont know what to do.
Want srs so its not weird and dysphoric but uh whats the point if its just going to be an icky numb mess that can go seriously wrong healthwise. Blähhhhhhh
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>>5331702
you were born with a penis though. its why you went to get surgery.
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>>5331706
lol
you don't "know" much do you
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>>5331708
do it if you want, just don't delude yourself into thinking it's a real vagina like larry
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>>5331708
don't forget continual dialation because the body treats it more as a wound
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Its so cute when you all argue
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>>5331711
>m-muh intersex meme

You are a joke
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>>5331704
>If you actually enjoy a conversation with a woman you are legitimately gay.

Is that a confession? You enjoy talking with us.
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>>5331710
see >>5331711
funny how those arguments stop working as soon as you try to use them on ais peeps
but pls tell me more buddy
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>>5331704
184 är en bra längt, tror jag är lite under 180.

Jobbigt att ha såna bra drag för män när man är transa.
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>>5331704
or I see women as people
I know must be a weird thought for you
>>5331714
thanks for proofing once again that you don't know what dilation is for and how srs works
>>5331708
far from numb and far from a mess lmao
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>>5331718
>ais
Except they actually look like women and don't have to take estrogen to look like women and don't go through male puberty
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>>5331718
still not a natural cis vagina
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>>5331725
dialation is to keep an srs neo-vag from atrophy. did suporn not teach you this and the importance of putting a phallus in there?
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>>5331727
>i don't know what ais is and what cais is
you are too stupid to humor at this point
bye anon
good luck next time
maybe read up on topics a bit before applying your armchair theories
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>tfw in two weeks I'll get my new PC so I can finally download and mod Skyrim
>tfw can finally be qt orc necromancer

What other games should I get?
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>>5331735
when suporn conducted surgery did he remove your testes, Laly?
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>>5331728
except it is identical to a pre menses one
>>5331734
lmao
>>5331744
yes
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>>5331736
Bazinga the areow of a knew
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>>5331717
Well you guys are different, your male upbringing has probably made you a lot more level headed and fun to talk with since you've developed similar hobbies.

You're like tomboys kinda.
And nah I'm not gay, just a misogynist.

>>5331723
180 e nte så farligt med tanke på här långa alla e i det här landet. Och jo kan förstå det, e jävligt nöjd med hur jag ser ut, svårt o fatta hur det kunde va om man istället hade motsatt inställning.

Synd att pengar ösar över innvandrare och flyktingar, hade hellre gett vem som helst annan i samhället pengar, hade dock ba gett stöd till transtjejer för vem fan pallar en kvinna som försöker leka man, snälla nu.

>>5331725
>or I see women as people
Lmao
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>>5331735
At the end of the day you are still a man with a modified penis shaped like a vagina who lives like a girl to indulge his lesbian fantasies. At least I accept who I am instead of building up walls of delusions
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>>5331736
I cannot play Bethesda games. Mods are the slipperiest slope, once I start fucking with them I go full autism and my progress in the game stops. I have over 400 hours played of Skyrim and I haven't got passed High Hrothgar.

What genre do you like the most?
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>>5331752
There will never be a good modern RPG anymore because faggots like you keep eating this shit up.
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>>5331748
Tycker alla är så korta i Småland men jag går inte ut så mycket så kanske har fel.

Hur gammal är du?
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>>5331759
>What is Bloodborne
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>>5331752
>Mods are the slipperiest slope, once I start fucking with them I go full autism and my progress in the game stops

This happens to me too. I have to playthrough a game the first time without any mods. After that I usually mess about with mods for a week then never touch it again.
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>>5331736
hello who r u did u do the new trip test?????
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>>5331760
Har varit runt i landet mycket så har ett större intryck men nja, så korta e väl ändå inte folk i småland.
>Hur gammal är du?
21, durå?

>>5331762
But it's shit.
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>>5331752
I had the same problem with Oblivion, I have 180 hours on it but never went past Kvatch. My PC broke down a month ago so I've been mostly playing my sisters Skyrim on PS3, got hooked and decided to buy it on Steam sale. Already spent like 12h to sort out which mods I'll install oh god.

I mostly prefer RPGs like Diablo 2, Skyrim, Dark Souls where I can get lost in the world / loot stuff. But then again I love quirky games like Metal Slug, Advance Wars with cute graphics. Oh and puzzle games, Talos Principle for example!

What about you?

>>5331759
There's not really that many RPGs where you can do stuff like in Skyrim. I mean, I do love Dark Souls for example but it is vastly different. I just wanna adventure and do insignificant quests and collect loot and roam in First Person while enjoying a pretty winter fantasy world.
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>>5331774
22
Så sjukt gammal nu och har typ inte gjort nåt alls i mitt liv.
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>>5331767
Helloo

Uhh, what test? N-no I've just been here for ages and decided to start tripping ;-;
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>>5331790
u gotta post butt drongo
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> Tfw woke up at 3 today and can't sleep cos only been up 12 hours
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>>5331774
>Bloodborne
>Shit

I uhh.. I just don't know. I probably just got baited huh.
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>>5331794
Iktf, do you have much on today?
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>>5331804
I work today so yeah.
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>>5331792
But my butt's private property!
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>mfw I open the window to smell the petrichore

I can't sleep /mtfg/ please to halp
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>>5331781
>There's not really that many RPGs where you can do stuff like in Skyrim. I mean, I do love Dark Souls for example but it is vastly different. I just wanna adventure and do insignificant quests and collect loot and roam in First Person while enjoying a pretty winter fantasy world.
The world gets bigger but the RPG aspect is dumbed down, simplified, streamlined and has a quest where everything revolves around YOU.

>WOAH YOURE THE DRAGONBORN HOLY SHIT FUCKING SAVE THE WORLD
You're not a part of the world, it's tailored for your adventure, you dont make your own.

Also, fucking compass showing all locations in the vicinity, really now? What happened to exploration.

So many issues, they even removed armor condition and the need to repair.

>>5331787
Jo samma typ men jag e på den punkten när det knappt kan bli värre och där jag ärligt talat inte bryr mig om jag lyckas eller inte. Försöker göra nåt av mig själv just nu, tråkigt dock att om det skiter sig så e det jobbigt som fan o ta självmord i det här landet, inga vapen och vem fan pallar hoppa av ett hus mitt framför folk.

>>5331799
I dont like that style of "RPG", hardly anything you do influences the world in a meaningful way, which is what the core of a RPG should be about. And you cant really make your character the way you want or play him the way you like.

When I think good RPG I think Arcanum, Morrowind, Fallout 1 & 2 and shit like that, and from more modern RPG's Pillars of Eternity is decent too.
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>>5331813
Hey, sorry of i kinda permanently creeped you away, but I'd like to still be friends.
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>>5331809
Ouch, good luck.
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>>5331816
But Plant isn't homeless
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>tfw will never pass because of bad face
>tfw don't know what to do
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>>5331824
> broken record
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>>5331826
>tfw face is shit
>tfw i only pass because everything else is on fucking point
Just do what you can anon, if all else fails you can always commit sudoku and be free
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>>5331826
FFS?
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>>5331830
>desperate obsessive hon
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>tfw pulling an all nighter playing cs:go with friends
why did no one tell me this game is so fun
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>>5331839
Are you raping the other team? I hear you're good at that.
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>>5331842
ahahaha
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>>5331839
I need a game to play but can't figure out what
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>>5331842
Cheska taught kiwi the very best skills
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>>5331833
It's hard to kill yourself here because no guns and stuff.

I'm really tall, broad shoulders and an extremely manly face so it's hopeless, no idea how hrt made my face worse.
>>5331835
>just get ffs :)
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>>5331848
let's play cs:go together
i already have you on steam
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