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Gay General: Bloody Undies Edition
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Imma delete this one too
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>>5323658
Bitch I deleted the other one FUCK you
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i honestly hope we never get off this stupid planet and never explore the stars
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>>5323645
>tfw no big penis bf to make me bleed and pretend I'm menstruating
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>>5323666
Why not?
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>>5323662
Deleting you right now
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>>5323662
why did you delete it?
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>>5323670
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY! ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... ERROR! True Daddies are irreplaceable I could never delete you Daddy! Send this to ten other Daddies who give you cummies Or never get called ️squishy️ again If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 3 back: you're squishy️ 5 back: you're daddy's kitten 10+ back: Daddy
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>>5323670
Delete me then bitch
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>>5323673
when the hell was swede ever a "daddy" ?
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>>5323672
Because Swede kept telling me he was gonna leak my nudes if I didn't delete the thread
>>5323678
He's a ftm and he was pregnant so he's a "daddy" irl he looks like shit and doxxes people for a living.
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>>5323680
>He's a ftm and he was pregnant so he's a "daddy" irl he looks like shit and doxxes people for a living.
This is the first time anyone's actually been right about me in gaygen.
>>5323674
You asked for it
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>>5323667
that is... um... rather disturbing.
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>>5323668
we're all collectively trash and there's nothing out there worth seeing anyway
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>>5323503
Nah uh.

>>5323627
Fiscal end was hectic, but things are starting to slow down at work.
Still making them gains.
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I so tired of my dick hurting. It sucks.
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>>5323700
Why's it hurting?
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>>5323700
what happened?
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What's his name, /gaygen/?
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>>5323700
I wish my dick sucked

it could suck itself
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>>5323700
omg bb lemme take care of him :(((
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>>5323705
I don't know, I've never met him
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>>5323705
Sadon and the poz squad?
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>>5323705
Laszlo
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>>5323705
Bruno
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>>5323702
>>5323703
piercing. it's been 9 weeks and it should've healed by now.
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>>5323705
i don't know

>>5323715
that's an interesting name
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>>5323710
lmao wut?
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>>5323717
ewwwwwwwwwww

degenerate piece of shit
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>>5323717
pa anon that posted blood pix?
yeah that does sound like a long time, maybe you should talk to your piercer
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>>5323705
Dan.

I shouldn't have had sex so soon. I know that ruined the good thing we had going because I wasn't good enough.
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What happened to the last thread?
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>>5323717
>wow i stuck a needle in my dick why does my dick hurt
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>>5323733
It reached bump limit
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>>5323721
:/
that was rather mean

>>5323724
Yes and I am. Not sure I'm going to broach "so... every time I jerk off... by dick gets really sore" I just realized today that it was past 8 weeks that I got it done.
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>>5323735
I didn't stick a needle in my dick. I paid someone else to stick a needle in my dick.
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>>5323737
Maybe you were supposed to wait until after 9 months. You know you might've fucked up your dick right
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>>5323737
sorry but you deserved it
why would you that to your best friend
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>>5323737
i mean i doubt knowing your wank habits is pertinent
but it's not like he'd be squeamed out, he did stick a needle through your cock after all
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>tfw you really want to have your butt penetrated but you're on the best path to becoming a wizard

Why live, gg?

I'm a skeleton with a hairless upper body and neanderthal legs at way too tall. Not to mention the receding hairline.

I'm getting the knife.
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>>5323750
you don't get wizard powers at 30 if you're gay

you just get gay death certificate

just go hire some loser off craigslist and pay him to dick you
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>>5323705

idk
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>>5323751
I would cut my own dick off before I do that. Literally would rather die a virgin and keep some integrity than pay some old loser to dick me.
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>>5323751
or maybe get married to a woman, have children and live a normal and happy life.
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>>5323760
I have literally no sex drive towards women, or even topping other dudes. Is impossibru. My dick only gets hard for butt stuff.
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>>5323750
no matter how you look
no matter what you do
you will always be someone's fetish, anon


never forget that
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>>5323745
>9 months
months???
>mfw I jerked off the next day and my ejaculate was a mix of 1/2 cum and 1/2 bloody.
it was kind of disturbing desu.
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>>5323767
youre such a girl
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>>5323769
I want a real human though. I have emotional needs, next to butt needs. This dilemma seems unsolvable.

I think I'm one of those people destined to just die alone.

>>5323775

Tell me something new. I'm not a tranny though. I like my dick, and my flat chest. Wouldn't trade ever. Male priviledge best priviledge.
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>tfw I was abused as a child and now have trust issues/relationship difficulties that essentially make it impossible for me to have a non-dysfunctional relationship

I've been trying therapy but it's not doing so much. Isn't there anything I can do to just delete that stuff from my past and get a fair fresh restart like most others have?
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My second favorite sport does have a theme song.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HyxR7QcJ86
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>>5323767
>>5323759

then just buy a dragon dildo christ

>>5323760
anyone who sees the way the world is going and is still knowingly having a kid in this world is an asshole

don't doom your kids to poverty, war, and skynet
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>>5323705
Taylor
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>>5323726
how were you not good enough?
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>>5323784
lmao
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>>5323705
René.

Quite the 10/10. Looks like a young Christian Bale. Of course he's straight as a paddle. I'll go off myself in the corner.

Ty for reminder.
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>>5323781
fetishists are humans too!
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>>5323786
A dragon dildo can't talk to you tho.
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>>5323784
What are you gonna do when Christmas is over
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>>5323801
They sound like video game characters though. There is this one trait defining them. Their sex life. And that's what they build their life around.
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>>5323792
Wasn't as hot as him/up to his standards. Wasn't able to make him cum as fast as he could make me. Etc.
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>>5323695

Great to hear. When we going to work out together? lol
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>>5323806
you take enough lsd and it'll read you the fucking phone book

>>5323812
if he's dumping you over bad sex then it sounds like he wasn't that good to begin with
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Would a manlet want to date a tall (6'3") guy?

manlets are so cute
>>5323806
Yet
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>>5323810
uuh you can have a fetish without dedicating your life to it, you know?
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>>5323800
>Looks like a young Christian Bale
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>>5323815
>if he's dumping you over bad sex then it sounds like he wasn't that good to begin with

The part I really hate is that I wasn't even so attracted to him. I really liked his personality outside of sex. He was really unique in that respect, so I decided I'd deal with him in the bed and try to make it work. But I guess it backfired anyway because he didn't find me attractive at all.
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>>5323818
Not if you're a bottom no. Vers maybe top yes.
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>>5323800
>young CB
>10/10

lol
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>>5323818
Do you not see me always posting
>tfw no tall bf
?

I'm 5'6"
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>>5323695
>pusheen
so you're the baraboy from this morning
tiddies now
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>>5323831
>>5323824
more like pic related, but younger. It's fucking hot I tell you.
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>>5323820
I really don't.

>>5323815
I don't take drugs though. I like movies and stuff.
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>>5323818
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>>5323814
When you visit Canada or I visit Baltimore.

>>5323843
Sssh.
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>>5323744
What made you even do that
>>5323771
What the actual fuck
>>5323784
Hitler.. Hi
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It's looking like my first ever sexual experience as an adult might be a mmf threesome.
Not only that but the other guy said he's like 35% bi, so he's worried about actually being able to perform properly.
I'm just worried that i'll be overwhelmed and that he'll not be able to perform properly and just end the session. The girl is his girlfriend btw
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>>5323818
if he's only a top then no
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>>5323857
>not YASSS

Bruh do you even homo?
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How many of you would find someone singing you a song romantic/spontaneous?
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>>5323874
there is no easier way to turn someone off than with a terrible rendition of a song
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>>5323874
Depends how autisticlly it was done.
If we were just sitting down and he had his guitar out and started playing something it'd be cute.
But don't come knocking at my door with your guitar out.
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>>5323866
are you bi too?
honestly I don't think I could get into it at all with a girl involved, no matter how hot the guy is.

Or it'd be like in that friends episode when Ross and Carol or Susan had a threesome but the girls were lesbian and they just pushed him away so he ate a sandwich and watched.

Yeah, I'd probably do that to.
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>>5323866
why don't you try to find something you'd be more comfortable with? threesomes seem tricky especially with a couple, plus being your first time and him unsure of himself...
it sounds like a bad idea honestly

>>5323874
if we were alone and he didn't sound totally awful, something soft and sweet, i think it'd be cute
but if it was like some hamfisted musical number, loud and boisterous... no.
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>>5323871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xLuN0beLp0
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>>5323866
>threesomes with an already established couple
as a biscum i can tell you ABORT ABORT
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>>5323869
I'm vers
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>>5323874
I'd be the one singing desu. I'm a great singer.

I was the only freshman to make it into the top choir when I was at school for music.
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>>5323883
I call myself gay, mostly because I wouldn't date a girl, but i've wanked to girls before and some are attractive to me.
>>5323890
they've only been going out for about 2 months, i've known the guy for like 7 years or so, and he just recently came out to me as bi, recently as in last week.
It's more that he wants to experiment, but he's dating someone so this way we can muck around but not be cheating.
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>>5323877
Imagine I'm actually good. And it'd be something soft and sweet.

>>5323880
Would it be autistic to ask him if he wants to hear it? Like, say, "Wanna hear it? Before I upload it so soundcloud I wanna know what you think of it."

>>5323884
Say an indie shtick. Like something by Daughter. Just a guitar and my voice.
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>>5323842
>>5323892

ayy me too


how you doin'?
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>>5323858
>mfw i just seen that pic
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>>5323866
> the other guy said he's like 35% bi, so he's worried about actually being able to perform properly
fuck him forcefully in the ass, it'll be a nice surprise :)
>The girl is his girlfriend btw
who cares about the girl
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>>5323901
>Would it be autistic to ask him if he wants to hear it? Like, say, "Wanna hear it? Before I upload it so soundcloud I wanna know what you think of it."
yeah that sounds autistic, sorry
Like awkwardly recording some song and sending it to them and then them awkwardly listneing yeah nah fuck that
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>>5323892
it depends i guess

>>5323900
oh well if it doesn't work out it doesn't work out

>>5323901
if you sang twee pop to me i'd break up with you on the spot
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>>5323874
If he signs well and plays the guitar well and the song is actually good and not just another sappy love song

then it'd be pretty nice.
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>>5323921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4_ewnzxKcw

Something like this, most likely.
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>>5323921
>>5323920
>>5323877
>>5323880

jesus christ, no fun allowed for you guys, eh?
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>>5323901
never heard of them
honestly it'd be better to just be like
lying around doing nothin casually strumming guitar, then maybe start in
totally nonchalant and not like trying to make a spectacle of yourself
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>>5323936
NO INDIE TWEE POP
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>when you can't lay your hand off your dick
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Love the smell of boipussy in the morning.
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>>5323931
Sounds too lively. I feel like it would just sound out of place in an intimate context, which when I think this situation could happen without it being overly awkward.

Try to look for something more slow paced and that won't sound too empty when played just with a guitar.
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>>5323900
>been friends with you for years
>been steady with a grill for a few months
>suddenly he wants to "experiment" with you while having a relationship
he's gay for you bro
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Am I out of line to ask a guy I've been seeing a few weeks why he's no longer interested in me? Or is it more socially obligated to just accept what they say at face value and try to move on with no way to improve yourself?
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>>5323907
h-hi, do you like to top taller guys occasionally?
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Everyone has a fav sad Christmas song. What's yours?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LAFA15Fdyn

>>5323809

Cry.
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Why aren't you homos listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mfc4EVHlNu0 ?
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>>5323936
there's really little fun in hearing someone singing an off key version of that love song we've heard on the radio million times, especially if he's torturing a guitar at the same time.

The worst part is that you'd have to pretend that you liked it in order not to be an asshole, and that might encourage him to do it more often.

Trust me, I've been there.
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>>5323960
Do what you want, you're a long time dead.
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>>5323957
according to him last year he had to kiss a guy for a dare and "the kiss was a lot more than necessary" and the best kiss he'd had in 2 years, which kinda fucked up his pysche and then after a bit he figured he was bi, funny thing though his younger brother come out as bi recently as well.
I ran into him while we were both out clubbing and he grinded on me then after came up to me and come out to me, we were both pretty drunk.
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>>5323966
Because i'm not a swishy nigger.
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>>5323968
What is this supposed to mean?
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>>5323960
you have already failed, so go ahead and ask
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>>5323889
gaga ain't even that gag worthy though
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>>5323973
As in nothing is happening, so you may as well fuck it up even more by awkwardly asking why he doesn't like you
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>>5323962
I wouldn't mind doing it, I don't think. Though I'm a virgin so I'm not really entirely sure.

>>5323967
I guess since my versions are always in tune and on key I don't think of it that way...
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>>5323955
Then how about this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEUssSaVF9Y

Like for real, I'm considering it. It's one of my favorite.
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>>5323973
If you want to ask, ask, because in the grand scheme of things what will it matter? We only live for a few years, really, and then are dead for ages.
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>>5323985
Nah man do creep by radio head
or some kinda love by the velvet underground
or pale blue eyes by the velvet underground
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>>5323985
keep it simple stupid
just croon wonderwall at him like everyone else
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>>5323966

Because the elf on the shelf is watching me.
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>>5323994
kek
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>>5323990
I do want something that is personal. Not just some song.

>>5323994
That song is beneath me desu.
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>>5323971
>he came out to you while you were grinding against each other
>literally one of the hottest imaginable gay scenarios
>you still won't accept his love
maybe you don't even deserve it
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>>5323999
have you thought about writting a song?

It doesn't get more personal than that
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>>5323999

Dude, just make some shit up on the spot.
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>>5324003
ahaha maybe when he breaks up with his girl.
Until then i'm not some home wrecking biscum, if i've gone 19 years without any proper sexual experience I can go another year or so.
We have flirted a couple times as well, as in him joking about in a years time when we muck around or me saying i'd like to bottom for him and stuff...
..fuck maybe you're right, shit
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Why are gay guys so gross?
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>>5324019
>Until then i'm not some home wrecking biscum

lel. You're bi, it's part of your nature bruh. Take it or leave it.
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Okay faggots, post your favourite Christmas song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFMyF9fDKzE
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>>5324019
Don't turn it down anon
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>>5324026
Guys are really gross desu

Like for fuck sake the only thing women absolutely wreck 100% of the time are public restrooms
Other than that though girls tend to be clean

Guys on the other are almost puke worthy sometimes
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>>5324031
Hope you like it.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vyHDAyoHFD
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>>5324031
http://youtu.be/RLpr0zVFwMg

CHRISTMAS SEASON HYPE
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>>5324037
I'm not turning it down, I'm just going to have the threesome, and then if/when him and his girl breakup i'll be there to suck him off
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>>5324031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGNKgah948s
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>>5324019
you can't wreck a home if there are no kids around, stupid

the dude is clearly into you, so why not at least ask him if he wants to do something?
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>>5324053
Oh, good plan
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>>5324048
Perfect bby.
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>>5323750
>a skeleton

Don't give up m8. It's never to late to start eating and lifting. I didn't start until 24.

You can be somebody's power bottom before you know it.
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>>5323865
pls no bully
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>>5324063
Fuck you're a lovely bitch no matter what your family says!
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>>5324058
Nah I have, he said no mucking around unless it's in a threesome, with his girlfriend, because he doesn't want to cheat.
Unless we manage to get her blessing lol
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>>5324075
How old are you desu?

>>5324078
My family says i'm a lovely hoe, as well. :^)
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>>5324087
>he doesn't want to cheat.
wew, a non-cheating bi?
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>>5324091
>26

I feel even older though. I had an ex-wife and a mortgage at 23. The only real milestones I have left in life are sending a kid to collage and retirement.
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>>5324075

pls bulk more

>tfw no /fit/ bf to secretly fatten up by switching his 2% for whole milk
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>in a general about faggots, no one has pointed out that today is world aids day

I bet you fags didn't even get tested to prevent the spread of the virus. Neg reporting in.

#baka #shameful
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>>5324114
>>tfw no /fit/ bf to secretly fatten up by switching his 2% for whole milk

I wish. I'm lactose intolerant. No gomad or whey for me. :(
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>>5324114
>tfw ex was a spoopy skele
>used to cook 3 times a day when he stayed with me

>tfw no bf anymore to cook for
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>>5324126
we're on 4chan, no one has enough sex let alone unprotected sex to be at risk
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>>5324126
>implying 90% of /gg/ aren't 18 yo virgins


>tfw my bum hasn't seen a cock the past 3 months

feelsbadman
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>>5324127

Guess you'll never some other kind of high-brotein milk replace if you know what I mean

>>5324130

>no bf to cook for me

it hurts
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>>5324126

I celebrated World Aids Day, but Christmas is way more important.
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>>5324075
>AnnSkellington
>with those arms
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what do ya'll faggots think of body hair?
I'm a hairy motherfucker with black chest hair and a red beard.
Yay or nay?
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>>5324163

Burn in hell, hot dog.
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>>5324163
Some people like it, some don't. Personally I think it depends on the person, but I usually prefer little or no hair, but hairy is by no means off the table.
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>>5324163
Are you cute and not fat?
If yes on both, yay.

My high school crush was like that.
6'4'' basketball player, hairy motherfucker with ginger beard.
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>>5324130
>tfw
i used to cook meals for me n my skele ex for a long time, but the last few months of our relationship not so much
sad feels

>>5324163
i mean it's different for every guy
but body hairy is a yea for the most part
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>>5324176
I"m at about 20% body fat, 83kg, 175cm and slowly losing it.
i'll be cute one day :(
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>>5324163

Hairy motherfuckers are the best

post chesticles
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>>5324159
p-pls no bully

I can't get them to grow. :(
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>>5324075
Would be husbando with chest and tummy hair desu.
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>>5324174
Yeah, I personally don't much like how coarse male body hair can be.
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>>5324192
>bully

Im pretty sure you could beat my face in
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How am I supposed to survive in a world where I'm devastated after being broken up with after 3 weeks? I cannot imagine anything other than suicide if a partner of 1+ years broke up with me.
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>>5323705
Darude Sandstorm
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>>5324180
I get a weird sense of satisfaction when i cook for someone and they enjoy the food desu, esp. if it's a boyfriend.

Is there like a fetish name for that?
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>>5324212
House-wife-philia?
domesticaphilia?
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>>5324208
it's hard, it's really hard
i can't handle breakups either, i shut down completely and it's hard to pick myself back up
but you have to eventually because life goes on, and even though it takes a long time and it isn't easy, eventually you move on. even if you still carry the sadness or guilty or whatever feelings you have about your past relationship, it gets easier to bear
you can survive anon, you're a strong guy

>>5324212
me too, i love cooking and it's sort of like
a feeling of accomplishment i guess
plus, back then i wasn't working and wasn't paying for anything so i sort of felt like it was my way of showing my appreciation and giving him something
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>>5324185
Slowly losing what?

If you're hairy then lift, get into husbando mode. The fags fucking lap that shit up, not all of them, no, but work with what you have.

I've posted my hairy body and some of hem think it's gross as, others get all giddy.
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>>5324224
>i can't handle breakups either, i shut down completely and it's hard to pick myself back up
Just, do it.
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>>5324234
slowly losing the puppy fat.
Need to lose about 10kg, probably a bit more
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>>5324234
Hairy husbandos are goat desu senpai-kun.
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>>5324194
I couldn't grow hair to save my life. If I stop shaving i get nipple tufts and that' about it.

>>5324207
>beat my face in
Only if you're in to that sort of thing.

>>5324208
Is this your first major breakup? It gets easier over time.

Each heartbreak leaves a scar. Eventually your hearts just a cold hard lump incapable of feeling anything.
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>>5324234
I'm hairy and pudgy. Whenever I post my body here I get called 2 things: cuddly and gross (by different people ofc)

I want to be cuddly bc I fit easily in your arms not bc I have cushion :c
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>>5324031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8
literally any other choice is wrong
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>>5324244
Post pics.

>>5324246
This is my goal body.
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>>5324212
I think it's just a nurturing instinct. It doesn't really become a fetish unless it sexual in nature.
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>>5324246
please don't hate
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>>5324257
I got called pudgy and gross too.

I got called ugly on grindr yesterday by someone that that had no pic up and whom deleted their account today.

Just one of those things.
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>>5324244
I've lost 5lbs in the past 3 weeks. 15 to go! D:
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>>5324212
It's a biological instinct telling you that you did good by providing for your loved one, and incentivizing you to do it again
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>>5324275
good on ya man, keep going
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>>5324250
Yeah I guess so, but I don't know if it qualifies as "major" breakup. I mean he was the first guy I thought I'd have a relationship with, and we had sex...
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>>5324267
I'd maintain and lift if I were you.

Then maybe do a slow bulk.
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>>5324267
Trim that beard m88
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>>5324277
Thanks!

I just gotta figure out this lifting shit so I cans top being skinnyfat tho. It's hard with my back and shoulder issues x_x
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>>5324264
Oh, i totally forgot about this one.

Surprised no one posted mariah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXQViqx6GMY

>>5324266
>>5324276
Got it.
>tfw no bf to bring home for christmas dinner with parents and feed him for all the holiday season

>>5324267
Looks good, to be honest.
Not really fan of bushy beards though.
Maybe trim it a bit?
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>>5324126
>implying I care about gay whore disease day
Please
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How do I meet guys if I don't just want to hook up?
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>>5324281
i've got a ton of stomach fat I want to lose first, along with bitch tits.
I just have really broad shoulders so that shot makes me look alright.
>>5324282
>>5324286
I trimmed it about a week ago, because it was all over the place, i'll try trimming it shorter, might go to a barbers, really don't want to fuck it up ahaha
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>>5324291
Oh you poor naive boy...
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>>5324295
Post tum
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>>5324285
>It's hard with my back and shoulder issues x

What issues? My back is thoroughly fucked from years doing manual labor.

>>5324286
>>tfw no bf to bring home for christmas dinner with parents and feed him for all the holiday season
Fuck I miss being in a relationship during the holidays. Getting two thanksgivings, and Christmases was amazing. Doubly so if you're trying to bulk up.
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>>5324031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z58uFMma8qQ

>>5323705
Michael... he was "straight"... I was a dickgirl...
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>>5323645
What the fuck why
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>>5324291
You're not in luck, being born a faggot.

Our dating pool is 10 times smaller than heteros'.

Best way to meet someone not just interested in hookups is being out and having a large social circle.

You can try hanging around gay bars, but it require a lot more confidence and patience to talk up to random strangers.
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>>5324267

Post titties tho
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>>5324295
>i've got a ton of stomach fat I want to lose first, along with bitch tits.
Maintain and lift.

Use it, don't lose it. Turn it into something instead of having to build back up to it.
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>>5324311
Mine's the opposite, fucked from the atrophy of being an internet addict. I have that awful caveman posture thing, but I have trouble doing exercises to strengthen the right postural muscles and stretch my pecs because they hurt so damn bad.
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>>5323705
Chizuru
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>>5324312
That song makes me nostalgic as fuck even though I've never heard it before
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>>5324311
>Fuck I miss being in a relationship during the holidays

iktf.
I've only introduced my high school boyfriend to my family and ever since we've broken up they always ask why i'm still single and when am i gonna meet a guy to bring home for the holidays.

>tfw my mom is trying to set me up with every gay guy she meets
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>>5324328
That sucks. I was hopping it would be something I had experience with like joint pain or sprains.

>>5324341
She's trying lol. At least you aren't old enough to get the "When are you going to give me grandkids?" thing.
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>>5324341
>tfw never had a highschool bf
why has god punished me so
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>>5324358
tfw friends 16 year old brother come out as bi and wants to have a guy over
how the fuck does he find a guy at 16
>tfw missed out on high school love
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>>5323715
Holy fuck I know a real QT laszlo too
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>tfw no bf for Christmas
>tfw going to die alone

>>5324336
you've probably heard different covers of it maybe? I like the sufjan stevens cover the best tho. ^^
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>>5324192
You were being complimented.
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>>5324366
Ugh make these feels stop
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>>5324372
>tfw going to die alone
You're the qt with the balloon pic right?

Unless you've got two weeks to live, I don't think you'll die alone.

Unless you mean in a philosophical sense.
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>>5324358
>>5324366
Meh, it's not really something to fuss over.
High school love is too much drama, no sex and always ends up in heartbreak when each one takes their separate way before uni.

>>5324357
>At least you aren't old enough to get the "When are you going to give me grandkids?" thing.

I have 4 siblings, 4 nieces and 3 nephews.
At least she's covered on the grandkids part, i don't think she has many expectations from me to bring her a grandchild.
Wouldn't mind a bf good with kids though, since i tend to babysit my siblings' kids.
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>>5324396
But I'm like super mental m8, and I used to be neet after I dropped out of college. So like I have some baggage and I'm probably going to die alone.
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>>5324388
I've got advanced autismo. It took me a bit to figure that part out.

gaygen's been allot more critical of physical flaws then I'm used to.
>tfw pancake ass and unfuckale corkscrew dick

>>5324400
Give her time she'll get baby fever. My mom's already got two grandkids, keeps pushing for more.
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>>5324431
>corkscrew dick
sounds like it'd give more pleasure than a straight rod desu.
Hit places I never though I had
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>>5324426
>I'm like super mental m8
Ever been hospitalized?

>>5324439
I've never gotten anything but complements irl, but gaygen wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole. lol
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Why every famous guy that comes out, slowly but steadily turns into a flamer desu senpais?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgCzqlri_a0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YhOU4rLPLs

On that note, Kenworthy, yay/nay?


>>5324431
There's a chance i might have seen your cock posted on /fit/, kek.
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>>5324480
isn't he a social pariah now b/c he dressed up as a native american or something
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>>5324470
What? You've got a nice looking dick m8, looks thick af
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>>5324470
twice after each suicide attempt m8. I am not as loony as the average loon there, but chemical depression is bretty mental m8.
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>>5324470
Know the feel.

Everyone comments on just how thick it is. I have had guys tell me no because of my girth. My length is nothing special. "
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>>5324480
>There's a chance i might have seen your cock posted on /fit/

lel I was kind of mad about people calling me out on my dick size. I'm not freakishly oversize or anything, but people always think I'm e-stating.

>>5324488
Maybe it was sour grapes? idk.

Still kinda wish it was bigger. I might have been able to get into porn.
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>>5324486
Kek, just searched for that.

Must be tiring to be an american and having to be pc 24/7.
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>>5324512
i feel like if you need to say "by the way this isn't racist i'm just being appreciative" maybe you should rethink whatever it is you're doing lol
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>>5324511
>lel I was kind of mad about people calling me out on my dick size.

No, you silly.
That's how homos fish for dick pics.
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>>5324498
That sucks.

Still though, I shouldn't be that hard to find somebody who understands. Mental illness is common enough that almost everyone has either been through it or had some close that did.


>>5324501
>I have had guys tell me no because of my girth.

Damn. You must be thick as fuck.
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>>5324511

I bet you have an ugly butthole bro

better prove me wrong
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>>5324543
lol. I always thought it was mad dicklets.
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>>5324543
>>5324557
lmao
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>>5324557
lol'd

Thanks to this anon >>5324543
I'm on to your ruse.
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>>5324312

Meh.
Ey I've got shit to send you on Skype, but now s'worse than ever.
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got rhino done today, my face hurts like shit and it bleeds everywhere
how's gaygen doing?
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>>5324580
Post pics desu.
Is your whole face purple?
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>>5324556
eh I doubt it. mental illness is really only accepted in like media where it's heavily romanticized. no one wants to deal with that irl.
I've been in enough relationships to accept that i'm just a burden to everyone m8.
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>>5324212

I really would like someone to fucking cook for. I tend to either not put much thought into cooking or cook something good for a week and eat it all in a night lately. It's really disgusting. My current eating habits aren't right.
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>>5324480
>gus kentworthy
my backup american winter olympics husbando
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>>5324580
rhino like a rhinoplasty as in plastic surgery?
the fuck, how gay are you
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>>5324578
i'm on skype now.
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>>5324590
it's coated in iodine and the bandages are pretty jank, but it isn't purple yet

i told bf i was going to sleep but now he'll know i just wanted him to go to sleep early for work because he browses gaygen ._.

>>5324616
pretty gay
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>>5324618

Yeah, I'm saying I'm not. Gonna try again in a minute. Shit's fucked up.
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Going to go see matilda in march when it comes to Melbourne with my mum.
People are giving me shit, but she pays for the tickets and the meal before hand+beers
What the fuck is not to love about that.
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>>5324597
I've dealt with it in relationships before, it can get pretty stressful. But usually they know how hard they are to deal with, and try and make up for it.

Some people even thrive on it. They need to be needed, if that makes sense.

>>5324580
Airway problems? Or just a desire to be beautiful people?
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>>5324631
both. i had a deviated septum but i had the guy hack down the bridge and raise the tip as well
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>>5324597
Silver Linings is such a shitty movie and it won an Oscar.

>mfw

>>5324619
Eh, how long are you supposed to have the bandages on?
You did it purely for cosmetic reasons?

>>5324601
It's always more fun to cook for someone.
I get bored to do something fancy just for myself.
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>>5324597
C'mon booger don't be so down on yourself man. You seem to be a nice guy with good intentions.

You, I, and everyone else are gonna make it
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>>5324637
nah not just cosmetic but mostly cosmetic. it was a pretty ugly nose. bandages for about a week or so. i can actually breathe better through it now than i could earlier if that's any way to salvage my masculinity. insurance paid for most of it so i figured why not lol
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>>5324626
gl w/ that senpai. i'm going to make dinner ill brb.

>>5324637
yeah I didn't like it.

>>5324641
are we though m8? are we going to make it? can you say that with confidence m8? I can't... ;~;

>>5324631
yeah I guess. :/
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>>5324646
It's fine desu, people should do whatever makes them happy.
If i had a nose i didn't like aesthetically, i'd probably get it done as well.

On another note, i bought tickets for a Marina + The Diamonds gig in Utrecht.
How possible is to get bombed by kebabs in The Netherlands from 1 to 10?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDr7aTfBffU
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>>5323645
Jesus tap dancing Christ, op
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>>5324676
yeah that's how i saw it. i mean it's definitely shallow but hey, so is everyone

they were going for germany after france but got caught right? maybe they'll go for the netherlands next? seems about the target size.

good taste though
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>>5324665
Quit being suck a sad sack booger, or I swear on me mum, I'll put it in your pooper.
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>>5323705
Michael. He's my boyfriend. My name is also Michael. He lives far away :(
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