Gaygen: doggo edition
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Post qt doggos
>tfw no aussie puppy
All dank memes aside tfw no gabe dog
tfw when ending on high note
What do you guys do to keep yourselves distracted from >tfwnobf?
I personally drown myself in MMORPGs.
>>5308807
>tfw bullying Aussie kitty
>>5308811
post erection tho
>>5308819
depends how im meeting
are you going to a club or grindr
>>5308813
I don't want a bf, gays are awful creatures.
>>5308820
No this thread is about qt puppies and my penis is neither of those things
>>5308823
hey...
wanna see a movie later?
>>5308822
Grindr. I don't think there are any clubs close by
>>5308827
no.
A real qt
>>5308829
If it's Grindr then the scenario is pretty well defined.
>>5308831
*proceeds to cuddle with pillow while sobbing*
;-;
>>5308829
swap pics
block people youre not interested in
other than hello location and what youre looking for sexual wise
theres nothing else necesssary to say on grindr
the people who have full blown conversations on grindr are the autistic time wasters and you should just block them
normal people will want to arrange the meet as soon as possible
>>5308825
what kind of guys do u like niq
Doggo you say?
>>5308845
Anyone that satiates my rampant daddy issues
>>5308851
At least you're honest
>>5308851
tfw no fem4fem relationship with niq
ffs why are the qts always into the worst guys
>>5308857
you can have niq, "fem" is the worst thing in the gay community.
don't hate, segregate.
>If I'm being completely honest, I often wish I were straight. Not because I'm ashamed; I am comfortable with my identity. Not because my parents hope that I'll marry a girl; they'll get over it. But because I feel like the world isn't made for me. Three years ago I set out to find someone to love. I've dated people online, fallen in love with multiple straight friends, and have only had my heart broken over and over again. I want love more than anything else in the world, but I feel so powerless in getting it.Soon I'll be out of college. I'm afraid that I'll have lost the best chance in my life to find someone to love. As I get older, my chances to find someone slowly diminish until I'm alone forever. At the same time, I have to watch my friends (mostly straight) one-by-one keep finding fulfilling relationships while I sit here aching over another straight boy. I'm happy for them, but their happiness fuels my desire.There are few of us, even fewer with whom I can establish an emotional connection, and even fewer who are looking for the same thing that I am. It seems so hopeless. Yeah, once in awhile I hear about two men who happily marry, but those people seem like that tiny minority. The future looks so bleak, and I've almost exhausted all motivation to keep on going left in me. I'm sick of rehashing the basic facts of my life in a coffee shop to a person I don't know or care about. I'm sick of wondering whether the person I met at a party last week might be interested in me. I'm sick of the disappointment. I'm sick of it all, and I wish that I didn't have to deal with it. I wish I were straight. And I fucking hate to admit that.
>>5308863
>fem is the worst thing in the gay community
>>5308870
>tfw not masc4masc or fem4fem or any derivative
>tfw just want a nerdy bf like myself to cuddle while playing vidya or watching anime
>>5308870
>baseball cap
>dogtags
>tattoos
pfft. where are the brioni suits? it's like you didn't even listen, you can keep the "fem".
>>5308870
Needs more gayface.
>>5308875
>nerd4nerd
>>5308884
Hahahahaha holy fuck
>>5308886
We have to go deeper
>>5308884
senpai-irl,jpg
>>5308886
p much
lf bf who:
>will cuddle while watching anime with me
>play video games against me
>sing along to broadway songs with me
>>5308899
I was with you until the Broadway part
>>5308899
>tfw I hate all those things
feels good man
>>5308902
Yeah, I figured no one here would like that since you're all allergic to anything even slightly stereotypical
gotta keep up that masc image right?
fags
>>5308886
This. I also like guys who look tough and like they might be masc4masc dickholes, but aren't.
>bf
>tattoos
>mechanic in training
>has big doofy rottie that he dotes on
>sweet and thoughtful
>a little shy
>likes to cuddle
>likes watching anime and action/gangster movies with me
>likes playing video games with me
do you reckon twink mma could ever be a thing
twink sports in general
i feel like we are missing out on a whole new avenue of entertainment
>>5308939
I don't really like sports but twink fighting sounds like safe harmless fun for the whole family. Sign me up.
>>5308939
Yes, we needs twink mma, everyone is lightweight
>>5308921
I only like men that look masculine but watching movies and playing video games are such passive activities to me.
I like bouldering, calisthenics, beekeeping, painting, etching, knife throwing, and I'm attempting to learn tailoring now.
It just seem such a waste to spend your time on consuming something others have created.
>>5308946
>twink MMA
What are the rules?
I'd gladly hurt twinks for money desu
>>5308958
Be qt
Be gay
Don't have muscles, gotta be a skele twink, pic related is the most muscle allowed, however less is strongly preferred.
Make it less serious than regular mma
Also have naked oil wrestling matches where the goal is to pin the other twink down and fuck him
>>5308968
Nvm that guy had way less muscle than I remember, forget what I said
>>5308968
It's gotta be more serious.
I mean, MMA doesn't allow bondage, does it?
>>5308972
Like, not as violent is what I meant. It's gotta be more sexual, maybe they do it in things or banana hammocks
>>5308897
@me next time bitch
>>5308968
>>5308975
>implying violence cant be sexual
>>5308884
>>5308897
bahahaha
>>5308999
Quick. Get the uh...
Hit 'em.
niq and 5652 twink fight
HAPPENING
>>5308999
>twinks are revolting
I thought the masc4mascs pretty much always found twinks revolting.
>>5309009
oh no
>>5309009
I dont know what he looks like
Is he bigger than me
Do i get a knife
>>5309009
4 broken limp wrists and 2 sprained lisp tongues in ... 3...2...1...
>>5309014
you're both faggy little twinks
>>5309008
I could kick your ass blindfolded, but it wouldn't be a fair fight.
>>5309014
Round 1, fight.
>>5309025
I don't know what Niq looks like. Can you provide me with some context? Is he faggy or manly compared to fiddy?
>>5309035
>mfw no f
>>5309035
That too.
2v1 both of u
pussyoles
>>5309038
>Niq looks like me if I started taking double testosterone and heroin
>but still looks like a gay little twink
fuck you Hitler. This made my brain hurt.
>>5309050
Breathed air out of my nose irl
>>5309049
I'm 300lbs and jacked
>>5309038
Im a bear now
>>5309087
>>5309097
>>5308884
>Needs more gayface.
does this help?
>>5309116
>>5309125
>>5309148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D09D_kxjMy0
>>5309156
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn2noSaj1yA
>>5309165
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwAAeh3yDXU
>tfw drunk
>>5309173
Christmas hitler yes
>>5309179
It's a good song about the holidays.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIr_9WXhYqs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewMkUDnQ-R4
>tfw the psyllium starts to work and your boipussy is naturally clean :3
>>5309201
I'd still douche if I were you
no way I'd put my mouth on boybutt unless nigga was 100% clean
>>5309205
Unless it's Santy Claus of course lol!
>>5309205
tbqh I don't trust douching that much either, it's (usually) just water
all I have is toys and fingers anyway so its mostly just to reduce the personal ick factor
>>5309218
Douching properly gets everything clean enough
All sex is dirty to a degree,
kissing is essentially spitting in each other's mouths, after all
What's the correct way of measuring your penis? If I let the ruler rest on my dick I'm a 13.5 cm dicklet but gain 1.5 cm by pressing it to the pubic bone. I just don't want to give myself any false self-confidence.
>>5309230
>13.5 cm
Cute.
>>5309230
I use something like headphone cords to measure from the base of the visible dick to the tip along the side and then compare to the ruler. Straight edge rulers aren't really accurate if you have any curve.
>>5309228
yeah but e coli isn't in the mouth (hopefully)
>>5309230
>What's the correct way of measuring your penis?
by using based inches and not the satan units of centimeters.
>>5308811
METTADOG
Would you fuck a fabulous robot, gaygen?
What about a skeleton?
>>5309302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luzKn7oLzLo
Jury's still debating the robot, though.
>>5309302
Yes.
But would you smooch a ghost?
i think i'm probably just going to stop posting here. i don't really want to, but after what happened i think it's for the best. i just wanted to thank you guys for helping me figure myself out during this like transitional period in my life.
i'm planning on hitting up the gay bars in the city again this weekend, and i'm going to try my best at testing the waters.
Some of you are straight up assholes though and I hope you realize that someday and do something about it, like, you know, stop being assholes.
Peace, gaygen. ;~;
>>5309313
>not wanting to fuck a fabulous skelly robot
nigga pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7nAnDTbQy0
>>5309327
why did you post it
>>5309327
Ciao.
>>5309327
>tfw when no tsundere femboy to piss off by calling him "heather" in the privacy of the bedroom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNw1D4CwSjo
srsly tho, good luck and all that. You seemed like a sweet guy.
Hi /gaygen/, would you guys like a /gaygen/ kik group?
>>5309354
there used to be one but idk what happened to it after I left
>>5309392
Why did you leave Hitler?
>>5309397
it was all mathc4mathc and constantly spammed my phone
>>5309401
I joined and everyone was inactive except for nikolai pretty much
>>5309327
booger really cant take a joke lol
what a fucking tranny
>>5309407
it was nearly full when I was in it
what should a twink smell like
>>5309422
Wait are you saying twinks inherently smell different from other men or they should just use different deodorant lol
>>5309422
>>5309426
Um, well I use this deodorant because it smells very unisex
but I suppose it's up to the twink on what they smell like
not sure what kind of question this is
>>5309401
Did the masc4mascs bully? I really dont get animosity among /lgbt/
I'd love some real time chat room with /gaygen/, but I only have my phone so tinychat won't work
>>5309443
There is a tinychat app but in my humble opinion it's worse than trying to get steel wool out of your urethra with a cattle prod.
>>5309449
Thanks! I guess I'll go join that then some day soon. Gotta retrieve my account password stuff first haha
God why are redditors so pathetic
reading this shit is an instant self-esteem boost
>>5309461
disgusting
>tfw shaved my balls all smooth and now can't stop fondling them
>>5309461
I would have commented on this, but then I remembered where I was posting.
>>5309471
was this the first time you've ever shaved your balls or something?
>>5309475
Yes
>>5309476
gross
how long was that hair growing for? jesus
baby's first razor
>>5309480
I'm Nordic, I'm not that hairy
And I'm a virgin
>>5309481
so? I'm a virgin and have been waxing since I was 13
you sound underage, m7
>>5309484
It was really scary
>>5309486
Were you afraid your pubes would be too strong and throw the razor away and strangle you to death but then you'd come back as a ghost because your pubes are still at large terrorising the town and you cant rest until they stop because you feel bad and stuff and this group of kids gets up to hijinks while they try to stop the pubes and meet you along the way and you guys go on an adventure together and learn things about yourself and it's nice and then you have to decide between letting the pubes get on a plane and go to china or destroy them and move on and not be a ghost but you're good friends with those kids now and you dont want to go but you dont want your pubes to have china so you ghost shave them and their power brings you back to life and you live with your friends and have casual sex
>>5309492
Nah I was just afraid I will make a fatal mistake and bleed to death
>>5309495
I've never cut my balls shaving
It's a common fear but rarely ever happens to anyone
>>5309484
Since you were 13, really?
Fascinating.
>>5309495
Meh if you're not regularly bleeding heavily out of your balls then you're just some boring vanilla square
>>5309501
Why is that fascinating? lol
My skin is too sensitive for shaving and nair, so I waxed. I now epilate though,
>>5309505
Because I didn't want to ask if you were raised by NAMBLA and come off as a dick.
>>5309511
haha no
I just like being smooth
going on a date.
too slutty trousers?
>>5309546
I'd say more ugly than slutty
but to each his own I suppose
the bottoms of my feet are itchy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BSBe42Fb48
Come on gays lets dance!
>>5309548
these better?
theyre a bit more uncomfortable but oh well
>>5309552
they look like they're too big around the waist
but yes, they're better than the yoga pants
>>5306081
God damnit, I should have been a bigger dick in HS. I knew it all along.
>>5309552
Are they dirty
>>5309552
What's the white stuff?
>>5309555
If you want i'll rape you over and over and make different voices so it sounds like dozens of guys
>>5309550
I don't dance.
>>5309558
>i do some sculpting sometimes.
that's cute
you're cute
>>5309558
Please ensure your clothes are cleaned and ironed before your date.
>>5309562
I don't know...
I guess sooooo...
>>5309555
how fucked up am i if i really want that to happen to me?
>>5309322
Absolutely.
>>5309608
I'd imagine actual rape is not quite as alluring to you. People who say they want it are probably just romanticising it
>>5309608
Not at all.
You're an upstanding citizen to wish to sacrifice yourself for others' benefit. You're like Bill Gates, almost.
Booger's turned magically straight. =/
>>5309626
what really appeals to me is the chance to have lots of degenerate + humiliating sex and it not be "my fault".
>>5309630
kid has some next level identity issues
ftm to mtf to gay to straight to masc to femboy
How did I sleep for like 19 hours?
>>5309657
because you were up for almost 40.
>>5309636
Confused teens are like kids in candy stores trying to find their identity now because there's about 60 genders and 300 sexualities and all of them are actively encouraged
Hey gaygen, boxers or briefs?
>>5309636
In a 48 hour period!
>>5309664
boxerbriefs
the kind like picrelated
>>5309659
Nah like 34 tops yesterday.
>>5309664
briefs
>>5309664
Boxer briefs or you're wasting everyone's time
>>5309670
>not googling an example
Hoor
>>5309668
and we call that psychosis.
>>5309675
I'm not even sorry t b h
>>5309668
man i feel kind of bad for bullying her now
i hope she accepts her true identity as a femboy cumslut tho one day
>>5309664
boxerbriefs
>>5309686
fuck off you gay fat cunt
>>5309681
>her
>she
>boy
Even as a troll it's retarded
>>5309690
wh-what did i do to make you mad?
>>5309664
Boxers/free balling.
Briefs are like entry level cock and ball torture. Pic related.
Is everyone in here European? Its nap time in west coast right?
>>5309681
Naw man you're doing gods work thank you.
>>5309703
northern europe reporting in.
>>5309703
I'm britbong but i actually havent slept. It's 2pm here
>tfw no bf/husband
>>5309694
rugby
fuck off
fat turk
>>5309714
Rugby is a pedophilic repressed transgender gay fat cunt tbf
>>5309717
who pisses himself regularly
Just a reminder on mtfg whenever they have insane trip lists in the entire history booger is listed always within top 8.
That includes people with ED page made of them and people that write ED pages.
>>5309722
who else would have an iron cross on display
clean your room up u fat cunt its a fucking state
like omfg what even is that have you just been throwing cum tissues on the floor
>>5309722
Anyone object to me posting my imgur gallery of literally every fucking cringe thing rugby has done over all this time? Includes convo screenshots from numerous other fags, crossdressing pictures...
>>5309659
Also how do you know
>>5309734
anon is probably in the skoyp groop
>>5309728
What the fuck thats just a civil service award i won when i was 14. Its clearly not an Iron Cross.
Look, proof im not Rugby - i have blonde bodyhair
I might have made a friend cheat on his girlfriend
>Go to bisexual friends house
>We have fooled around earlier (Me sucking his dick)
>He has a gf of 1 year now
>We play vidya while talking
>End up slowly cuddling more and more with him
>End up with my legs on his leg and my head at his shoulder
>Talk about sex and experiences
>Talk about a time we met up a month ago and if he was flirting with me back then despite having a girlfriend
>He said that he was so horny he was willing to fuck me and break up with his gf at the time
>Ohmy.jpg
>End up tickling him more and having my hand on his crotch
>Grab dick through pants, full boner for him
>He never makes me stop during any of this
>Unzip, pull down underpants
>Suck his dick
>He cums incredibly quickly
>Swallow
>Says I'm really good at it and that he misses my deepthroating
Should I feel bad for helping him cheat on his gf?
I don't really care about it, but it seems like other people would think it's wrong.
>>5309734
because I'm in your house oooooh
you posted here before you crashed and burned, remember?
>>5309740
Yes, you are an objectively bad person
>>5309739
too thicc imho
>>5309739
Post your face
>>5309742
No, also I think that was the time where I was up from Wednesday to Friday morning. Oh shit no it was 24 hours, I was up Friday evening to Saturday evening.
>>5309744
im aiming for Solomon Aspen mode, so actually im not thicc enough
>>5309745
I have done in the past.
>>5309732
no
post them
>>5309751
oh it's pink shoes anon
or like feelgood or something like that
>>5309754
Thank you.
Im not fucking rugby
>>5309751
>tfw you at your lightest was still more than me at my heaviest
Share the lbs please
>>5309740
Naw same sex cheating doesn't count.
>>5309753
Nvm it's not him
Im waiting for the right time, so i can crush his spirit
>>5309758
You're my new favorite anon. She didn't even get the bullying nearly as bad as other small dicked posters lol.
It's fucking 4chan.
>>5309749
http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/5298484/#5299215
>>5309762
I'll send them to him on skype if you want
>>5309760
no, the gains are all mine
stay away
>>5309751
Damn those are some thick legs. Need to do upper body work too though.
>>5309766
It has to be public
>>5309769
I can screencap his reaction lol
>>5309422
(my) cum
yo
>>5309782
hello
hows the bf
To be honest i'm just here because the tinychat app sucks and i dont want to get out of bed
>>5309782
Oy
>>5309784
so have you thought about getting plastic surgery so we can become twin aliums yet?
>>5309784
show us ya bum
>>5309783
okay. what has been going on around here lately?
>>5309686
wow decent looking people still use gaygen?
>>5309793
most of the trips have left, so its very nice and cosy here now most of the time
I'm from north Europe and want to travel alone to another country, maybe Colorado in USA
Will it be easy to find a qt to escort me there? Maybe go to Aspen and something
I have blonde hair and blue eyes and I'm not fat
>>5309787
Been thinking about it for months bb
I even drew a prediction of how i'll look after
>>5309743
Why? We both wanted it. If he doesn't tell her nothing will happen.
>>5309761
tru senpai
I wonder if his need for me sexually just grew too much and the result was cheating.
>>5309788
No im hibernating for the winter
>>5309803
ah i see.
>>5309816
imma hibernate my dick in ur ass
>>5309826
Ur not lifting my covers for long enough
It's cold.
>>5309834
i know how to warm u up
sxc boy
>>5309842
S-stop
>>5308987
>>5309847
how many boys have u let cum in ur ass before
>>5309859
so what's up with everyone?
>>5309864
I lost count at zero and i dont think i've had any since
>>5309871
want to meet up
>>5309877
Can you bring me food?
>>5309740
>likes invader zim
>helps a guy cheat on his girlfriend
confirmed for shit tier
>>5309740
>made a friend cheat on his girlfriend
>bisexual
Why am I not surprised?
>>5309868
I like that dog.
Im in bed forever.
Por que?
>>5309881
I know that's right
>no romance without food
>>5309886
I meant et tu not por que i dont even know if theyre the same language i just wanted to show off
Im sorry
