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>>5290105
First for monogamy.
My questions to Matchu still apply.
>Guy I talked with still hasn't responded after I told my dick size
There goes my chance of ever topping someone for once
xth for i only post here because bi general is garbage
Turkey for Christmas Christmas bird.
>>5290119
Well how big is your dick?
What should I do gaygen?
I'm on break and I'm sooooooo bored
>>5290128
7.3 inches
>>5290119
Was it big?
He might be scared anon..
>>5290123
Yeah if it was better I'd post there instead of here. Trans boards are funny to fuck around on.
>>5290128
>mfw
>>5290134
play a game you haven't played in a long time.
>>5290055
개새끼
>>5290134
Post butt
>>5290135
That's pretty big. I'm 5.5+
>>5290134
Do your homework if you have any. Also hook up with old friends and read books.
>>5290139
>>5290135
looks like you found the first ever bottom who isn't a size queen
Who here is visiting parents for Thanksgiving?
Are you out to your parents?
Would your parents be cools with you bringing your boyfriend to dinner?
>>5290112
>tfw no bf to cuddle
>>5290128
Only 6.5 inches
FATPOSTING REMOVE
>>5290100
Really? I'm pretty sure I first saw him in 09 in /b/ and other chans for gay porn.
>So full of life, this model guy
Sure is!
>>5290139
Why don't you play a game of [LAPAROSCOPIC GASTRIC BANDING]?
>>5290153
>Who here is visiting parents for Thanksgiving?
My dad is gone to visit his sister so I'm just here with my mom for the rest of the week.
>Are you out to your parents?
No but my mom keeps bitching because she wants to know but she hasn't heard me say it.
>Would your parents be cools with you bringing your boyfriend to dinner?
They'd probably flip out and go all ballistic if they kind out since they already said that will never accept that from me.
Why can't I feel any glute exercises in my glutes? I've done so many glute exercises and I can only feel them in my thighs and knees.
Please help my get a nice ass for you tops.
>>5290061
I'm a literal type, if I read something I believe it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C78HBp-Youk
>>5290162
shoo fly stop bothering me.
>>5290166
>for you tops.
>tops
>on gaygen
kok
>>5290155
>no bf to study with
>no bf to wrangle
소년음모
>>5290153
>Who here is visiting parents for Thanksgiving?
i still live at home because i'm a hs senior
>Are you out to your parents?
no, but i'm pretty sure they wouldn't be surprised if i was out
>Would your parents be cools with you bringing your boyfriend to dinner?
i don't have one but hypothetically maybe
>>5290153
Mine live out of state, but they know I'm a complete homo. They've met him before, so I guess they'd be cool with me bringing him. Most of my other family wouldn't, though. We can't get enough time off to go see them, so I'm just visiting my boyfriend's parents for Thanksgiving. I'm cooking a bunch of shit.
>>5290156
Fight me.
>>5290164
>No but my mom keeps bitching because she wants to know but she hasn't heard me say it.
>>Would your parents be cools with you bringing your boyfriend to dinner?
>They'd probably flip out and go all ballistic if they kind out since they already said that will never accept that from me.
Interesting, she wants you to basically tell her that you're gay, but she wouldn't want anything to do with it, since they won't accept it?
Why doesn't she just let it be then?
>>5290162
Yeah, I was mostly looking at yaoi in '09, though.
I know him from the old dead chan wherein gay stuff used to be redirected from /y/.
I guess that could be several places, but it was mostly one chan, really. Fuck 4Chan for makng gay proper boards and sucking the activity to their shitty boards, really.
>>5290112
>tfw you realize monogamy doesn't work
>tfw most of your relationships will probably fail
>tfw you are going to die alone unless you have an open relationship
>>5290186
I concur
>>5290192
Who are you?
/gaygen/ do you have stories about love confessions for me? My confession was rejected because of heterosexuality, I'd like to hear some of your experiences..
>>5290189
>Mine live out of state, but they know I'm a complete homo. They've met him before, so I guess they'd be cool with me bringing him. Most of my other family wouldn't, though. We can't get enough time off to go see them, so I'm just visiting my boyfriend's parents for Thanksgiving. I'm cooking a bunch of shit.
You sound just like >>5290189 bf, you don't need to cook stuff. His bf on the other hand should totally make Thanksgiving dinner.
>>5290199
See previous thread for spicy details.
>>5290137
>>5290148
I still have a hard time believing I that I have a big dick.
It might be possible I scared him off.
>>5290150
Maybe, but wouldn't size queens for for 8+?
>>5290194
senpai let's be honest we were gonna die alone regardless
>>5290201
Was chilling with a friend back in high school
it was new years eve and we were both chillin' at my house and right before midnight he started saying all this shit about all these feelings he had for me but they weren't mutual
And then it was really awkward. The End.
>>5290210
quit making me google weird shit
>>5290192
>Fuck 4Chan for makng gay proper boards and sucking the activity to their shitty boards, really
Hmmmm. I guess. I mostly use Tumblr and torrenting sites for porn now anyway.
/hm/ a shit.
>>5290201
No, but I rejected this cute ginger girl who was in love with me for a good year during high school. She works at an aquarium now.
>>5290210
u look like tha little boi from tha grudge tbqh
>tfw you will never burn trannies alive
>>5290210
>음경
I beg your pardon?
>>5290201
Yep, had to go through that twice.
Nothing worth noting, though. I'm still pretty bummed out that I only seem to fall for straight guys so far.
>>5290225
/hm/ a terrible shit.
>>5290205
You from Georgia?
>>5290241
Maybe. But keep it on the waydown.
>>5290202
That's me, actually. I enjoy the shit out of cooking, so I honestly don't mind it. And it's a potluck so everyone is bringing something. But I guess I'm going way the fuck overboard.
>His bf on the other hand should totally make Thanksgiving dinner.
He's a huge fucking nerd and I love him to death, but his cooking skills are limited as fuck. He likes helping me, though.
>>5290201
>be me
>stuck inside homophobic country
>would be decapitate if comeout
>met crush in highschool wanted to confess but too afraid to die
>stay in closet, developing anxiety and depression.
>Never again I will have anyone I like inside this shithole
Meh... I'm fine ty
>realize why I dislike Alpha Ruby and Omega Sapphire
May is annoying as fuck. First part of the game she won't shut the fuck up and let me play the game. There is constant disruptions in my game playing experience from many characters of the game.
JUST LET ME PLAY IT DAMN IT
>>5290250
Maybe you should just make out with him instead of cooking.
>>5290245
I got you. ;p
>>5290263
Oh, sorry.
I'm not really into asians...
it was nice talking tho
>>5290263
>A little
Hafu scum.
>>5290277
kek
You can't even play a Pokemon game properly.
Is it hard with those chubby little fingers of yours?
>>5290220
>Was chilling with a friend back in high school
>it was new years eve and we were both chillin' at my house and right before midnight he started saying all this shit about all these feelings he had for me but they weren't mutual
>And then it was really awkward. The End.
Ahh, the world of love is hard. Did you already suspect that he had feelings for you?
>>5290225
>No, but I rejected this cute ginger girl who was in love with me for a good year during high school. She works at an aquarium now.
I enjoy rejecting straight girls a bit. That makes me a bad person, doesnt it? I enjoy it because straight girls keep telling me gays dont have it too hard finding guys.
>>5290232
>Yep, had to go through that twice.
>Nothing worth noting, though. I'm still pretty bummed out that I only seem to fall for straight guys so far.
I'm so scared that I will be a straight crusher too, but I don't control who I fall for so worrying is futile.
>>5290264
Ahh anon, move to the Netherlands, we will love you! The people here are usually very accepting
>>5290298
What are they n line for? This is cute.
Are they all getting fucked?
>>5290191
Like okay this morning my mom was like
>You shouldn't be acting like a girl if you call yourself straight
So I retorted by asking why she was so worried about my sexual orientation. She didn't say anything. Why should what I like interest you if you're supposed to be my mother? I'm not interested in YOU that's for certain.
I can't see myself with a woman because they stay on the phone 24/7 like damn do you ever spend time with your family?
>>5290206
Use centimeters so you sound bigger and lie about being small so you'll surprise guys.
>>5290277
Her new hairstyle is ehhhhh
I prefer Brendan.
How far are you into the game?
Don't wanna spoil anything for you.
>>5290308
>Did you already suspect that he had feelings for you?
Eh, he was already kinda socially awkward and shy, so I thought his awkwardness around me was just the same thing
>>5290308
Most things in life is a numbers game, so if you crush on some one, just find out how many people live in the place you are currently at, find the percentage of people that identify as gay or bi males in your country, find out how many people are so in your town, find out how many of those are in the age group of your crush, usually 20-40. Now ask yourself what the odds are that your crush is straight or gay/bi.
>>5290298
Didn't I shoo you away gnat. You can't even shitpost/troll properly.
>>5290322
Damn let me try that. I'll hit you with them statistics when I get back home senpai.
What can I do to be a better bottom?
>>5290316
I've already finished the game. I'm just restarting a new one.
>>5290282
We do that anyway.
Like I said, his family is really nice and normal as shit so I guess I don't know how the fuck to conduct myself. I haven't met his extended family yet, so I guess I'm hoping if they think I'm weird as shit they'll be like "Hey at least he brought biscuits.". Or some shit like that, I guess.
My boyfriend says I'm worrying too much but seriously. His mom is in a book club and watches all this British murder mysteries and his dad is always picking up all these crazy as fuck hobbies. If the rest of his family is like that, I'm boned.
>>5290308
>That makes me a bad person, doesn't it
No, straight girls must be purged.
>>5290311
They're going to put on a show!
>>5290324
I bet that you playing a DS is like trying to play a piano with a stick of salami.
800 calorie deficit today
>>5290351
>playing a piano with a stick of salami
Not gonna lie, this made me laugh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPZuYwYxnL4
>>5290351
Where they get fucked?
Hot.
>>5290363
Chinky winky, raicu nigga. Racemixing scum parents bring dishonor to your famiry. You will never receive [RED ENVELOPE].
>>5290364
Fat.
>>5290370
Casting couch, that's before they line up though.
Scratch papa Raf's back and he'll scratch yours!
>>5290363
what, you're asian?
>>5290345
>teacup anon wants to impress his bfs family
qt :3c
>>5290363
im sry bby i was foolish
take me back?
>>5290411
Fight me.
Would you date a guy with a transplanted face?
If your husband died would you allow his face to be transplanted on to someone else? What about his other body parts? Ass? Penis? etc?
>>5290445
i saw this guy on the news the other day
his face looks alright but still kind of "breaks the illusion" when he talks
i don't know
i was writing a story when i was younger about a guy dating another guy with literally no face, i don't know what got into me
Why is everyone here except circe such a bully? :(
>>5290452
Just think how advanced science will be in 100 years from now. Flying cars, designer genes, being able to chance our face and any other body part into someone new if we want. Grow muscles in a day!
>>5290153
>in a relationship with preppy rich guy in a conservative family
>going to thanksgiving dinner as "a friend"
>plan on having copious amounts of sex with him later
>>5290470
fuck his dad, he's the one with the money
>>5290470
What a basic fantasy
Get more creative
>>5290466
the future is stupid and i hate it and i'm gonna hide in a hovel somewhere with my robot bf
>>5290477
Our family is about as well off anyway, so it's not like I'm desperate for cash. His dad is pig disgusting, anyway. He would probably have a stroke if he knew I was sleeping with his son.
>>5290492
Even better. With him out of the way the only obstacle left is the mother which shouldn't be that difficult.
>>5290308
>Move to the netherlands
Yea.. if I wasn't so depressed and have a shitload of money.
I'd guess.. this place is just giving me slowly painful death.
>>5290308
hey, where in the netherlands are you?
>>5290398
You're extremely boring. Get better insults. Talking to you is sooooo boring.
>>5290531
Gastric bypass.
>>5290541
oh my glob your posts are so mediocre. Ugh you're so boring!
Holy shit I feel sick. My stomach hurts a shitload, and I feel like throwing up constantly. Sitting up hurts. Kill me.
>>5290577
SlimFast, or this >>5290580
>>5290580
REPENT before you die and make Jesus your Lord and Savior!
“If you declare with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved” (Rom 10:9).
“Believe in the Lord Jesus, and you will be saved—you and your household” (Acts 16:31).
“For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life” (John 3:16).
>>5290470
Everyone probably knows what's up, they are just keeping up appearances.
>>5290580
This morning he felt unusual. Sitting up, he felt a sting of pain striking like a battle axe to his abdomen. A whimper escaped his cracking lips along with a smidgen of vomit. He wondered what torturous force it was which now kept him clinging to the world of the living. He wondered how much blood was in a drop. Clutching his chest with one arm, he dragged himself over to his trusty typewriter. Between moans of sheer agony, he chiseled the words out of his ink box. He tore off the page and handed it to his editor.
"Give this to 4Chan, I want to die!"
>>5290577
Jupp-onee-chan what are your current lifting stats?
Can you out lift sp?
Will shrugs ever come back to /fit/?
>>5290628
Hello Sheridan
What
More money
how accurate is this?
>>5290340
Oh lol
>>5290338
9th grade my teacher told me you can pour vinegar in your pussy to make it close up if you're loose. She also said you can test if you have an STD by leaving a grape in your pussy with some vinegar and salt
>Be me
>Be bullied everyday to the point of calling this one of the worst years of your life
>Have bad grades
>Forced to go to after school tutoring
>Get locked in the room with one of the boys who used to bully you
> "Hey Chauncey, show me how you slap those boys' asses at home"
>Pulled his pants down and pretty much showed his whole ass
>Really tempted to slap it or even fucking sniff it because it might've been a trap
>Decides not to because I was still in the closet
I once heard bleach makes your pussy / asshole tighter but I'm not trying that shit. Apparently an old classmate of my teacher's drank turpentine instead of getting an abortion so she wouldn't have to face the embarrassment. She died. Not sure why this is in the curriculum but a sub came and talked about the anus not being made for sex and how Africans dye their hair by "they suck on the vagina and they makes it pee".
>>5290702
Ehhhh...
I'm not sure. It seems like lately only a good dicking reminds me that I even care.
>>5290733
Africans dye their hair with vagina pee?
giving and receiving blowjobs is so gross
its just... icky
>>5290733
I'm surprised she told girls that with boys present in the room, was this what sex ed was like back then?
which of you fgts play dota?
>>5290758
I sure do. Just won a game as Nature's Prophet.
>>5290766
y r all the boi charactrz ugli
>>5290775
we dont deserve attractive male characters
>>5290733
So do I chaclk this up to a race or a class issue?
>>5290580
Post address
>>5290791
Both. Our school are too poor to get good teachers and black people run out with this sort of this anyway.
>>5290791
chalk*
I'm studying butts right now.
#healthcarescience
>>5290747
Faggot
>>5290580
Hey go to the doc
Pls don't die
>>5290758
i only play hots bc its like dota for people like me
This black girl at my school and her family won $700k after suing the school & school board for not allowing her to wear a Trayvon Martin #blacklivesmatter shirt due to it being racially provoking. Her family went from welfare cases to middle upper class over night.
any europeans here?
>>5290492
Who brings their "friend" to thanksgiving?
He knows, or is gonna find out
>>5290830
Upper middle, right? Or is 700k more than I think t is?
>>5290828
Hey, beautiful.
>>5290854
I've always invited my straight roommate to thanksgiving for if he can't make the six hour drive home.
>>5290733
>Mississippi
>>5290828
I just dont see it being as good as dota right now. Only because dota has had so many patches and shit and hots is new.
>>5290858
700k is a lot of money to have at once.
But they're black, so they'll be back to baseline in a year or two.
>>5290826
>Is pee really that kind of bleach?
No I think it's just the type of pee cows make. It usually turns your hair orange / red depending on how much is used.
>Can I bleach my hair with my pee?
No. It won't work.
>Jesus. Where are you?
Mississippi. We're 48th-50th in everything. We're even beating Alaska in dropouts.
>>5290830
Damn son..
>>5290858
There's a middle upper and a upper middle. It's low, middle, and upper class. Rankings are low, middle, and upper so it can get confusing.
>>5290862
Awww he looks so cute.. Do me next?
>>5290845
Yup, danefag,
>>5290868
Maybe I'm the freak then
>>5290858
I think it is less than you think it is, but it may depend on where you live. My condo cost almost $600k when I bought it last year.
>>5290884
germanic brother
>>5290881
Probably less than that. They'll probably buy a house and ascend beyond the ghetto and donate it to God in church. After buying cars and shopping every day for several weeks, they'll spend the last few hundred dollars on fried chicken.
>>5290912
Are we talking total net worth or income?
>>5290912
>Yeah, a lot to have at once, but it seems like t could be upper middle class savings.
It does take a lot to save that kind of money, yeah, but I was thinking after you buy a house you amortize the rest over 10 years and you are left with an extra 20k/yr. Depends on where you live again, if you can buy a decent house for 200k, then extra $50k/yr.
>>5290920
I'm talking about all the money an aged middle class person with a steady long-time white collar job and retirement plans might have... and which would still not really be enough.
>>5290862
make over anon!!!! do 5652!!!!
>>5290900
Wow, racist. Appalling behavior tbqh, even from you, niglet.
>>5290912
I guess. I don't really know about this stuff, the most I've ever had in savings was around $50k.
>>5290937
Gross.
I'm not the tru makeover Anon.
I only do Horror because I find him fascinating.
hello gaygen, anyone else sleep in like moi?
>>5290951
tfw didn't sleep at all last night
>>5290951
It's 2pm
How can you live with yourself getting up at 2pm?
>>5290166
Brazil Buttlift: the musical: the torrent
>>5290959
it's 11am for him
>>5290946
I gave what a black person would do lol
From a black perspective
From black person
How is that racist
That's like trannies attacking trannies and begin called transphobes
>>5290951
It's 12:12 and I'm still in bed. I don't want to get up and face the day...
>>5290963
Ugh, it's not my job to educate you.
>>5290951
Pleb.
>>5290946
this 'model' is fucking disgusting.
I'd rather get with the niggiest nig
>>5290963
>How is that racist
>That's like trannies attacking trannies and begin called transphobes
That happens all the time, though.
>>5290974
ayyyyy lmao
>>5290974
Wow, what a sextopus.
>>5290501
>Yea.. if I wasn't so depressed and have a shitload of money.
>I'd guess.. this place is just giving me slowly painful death.
You can get anywhere with hard work and dedication anon. I don't know much about politics, but what country would deny a hardworking student?
>>5290523
>hey, where in the netherlands are you?
I'm a student in Nijmegen, originally from Middelburg! You?
I was getting groceries, hence the late reply
>>5290961
Best coast is the west coast B)
>>5290987
im just going to study in groningen next february, im not dutch :p
>>5291013
>post fit
It's summer, babe. Aussies don't wear clothes in summer.
>>5291020
For some reason I thought you were British
>>5290946
Who else do you find fascinating?
Unf I'm horny
>>5291028
Crikey, mate.
>>5291029
Why are you so obsessed with me?
I think you've got a little crush :]
That's okay, it's kinda cute.
>>5291036
hmmmm. Mostly just Horror. A few Anons too.
>>5290946
>find me facsinating
>dont answer my hru
:(((
>>5291054
Now that Makis gone you're frontrunning on most autistic poster.
>>5291104
not so fast
>>5291104
this place is toxic, i need to leave fast
>>5291107
You have pretty big shoes to fill. He was here for two weeks and already made most autistic trip.
>>5291110
you can never leave
i've tried for 2 years now
>>5291101
Sorry. I didn't see it.
>>5291104
Nothing wrong with a bit of cuteposting, mate. Lighten up, yeah?
Or are you Maki in disguise again? Nobody else cares about him enough to bring it up.
>>5291118
it makes me hate gay people
i'll never wanna have a relationship
this shit here is so sexualized, it's annoying
>>5291122
No not maki and everyone brings him up.
>>5291122
People avoid giving some trips attention
Then one of them will feel insecure and post in anon "which trip is the most qt"
Because they hunger for attention and are faggots that need validation
>>5291134
this
which trip is the most qt
>>5291054
s m h
if u would just stop mentioning my name
and stop posting blatantly wrong + retarded shitposts about me
theeen maybe i wouldnt respond? while im replying can you hurry up and trip so i can filter you kk ty
>>5291129
More faggots for me
>>5291144
>implying you'll meet someone from here ever
>>5291134
it's sad none of y'all ignore the truly bad trips
>>5291148
The truly bad trips are the ones that get the most attention.
>>5291143
Sorry, I can't be in a relationship with you, mate.
Don't want any chinks in my chain, yeah?
>>5291134
tru
>>5291148
qt
>>5291160
i'm kinda bored seeing this rat faced freak every other post. I'd prefer freddie to be back posting women over this.
>>5291010
Well Im sure you'll love it, I don't think there are /gaygen/ anons in Groningen, but Im sure you'll meet cool people there : D
Else just summon someone from /gaygen/ to chill out with
>>5291194
You must know some qt rats.
>>5291194
agreed
I'd even prefer that one guy posting ugly fatties
>>5291148
>>5291159
define truly bad trip
>inb4 me
>>5291160
>mfw
my captcha incl a pic of sum dank looking budzzz lol @ google
>>5291217
thick guys can be qt :(
>>5291204
What do you look like, if I may ask?
And yeah, I'm looking forward to my stay. It looks like a very nice city.
>>5291217
ayy
i <3 you too
>>5291221
i dont know how to say it without him posting worse
but he's by far the worst poster
>jacking it to stealth-poz porn
>super horny, cum loads
>come down from post-cum haze
>immediately infuriated by the porn and the fact that someone would do that
>fearful of other guys sexually
wtf
good thing I'm in a monogamous ltr :^)
>>5290153
i just came out to my mom as cis the other day... it was tough for me, because it's like i was admitting i was wrong. she was always supportive, but now i think she's having a hard time taking my identity seriously. she thinks i'm just too scared present as female or something and this is all me being in denial...
i'll probably tell my grandmother tomorrow when i see her.
but yeah lots of family around tomorrow. not really looking forward to it.
>>5290951
i slept in for a little longer than usual... yee
>>5290702
i look like the one on the left rn and haven't had a dick in months...
>>5291225
What do I look like? Hahaha
Tell me why you want to know and I'll show you. I've never been to Groningen, so I wouldnt know, only been in the south half of my small country haha
>>5291232
>stealth-poz porn
why haven't I heard of this for
Since it's clear that I'm not going to ever get a bf I've decided to focus upon taking over the world instead. Wish me luck fags, this is gonna be a long ride.
>>5291221
Are you okay? Are you eating right?
Too much sugar can make you nauseous.
>>5291237
>i just came out to my mom as cis the other day
Your family was probably placing bets on how long the phase would last.
>>5291250
wanna b my bf?
>>5291243
I was just curious how dutch people look like :p
Just ordered a medium Rex the german Shepard
>tfw no dog dicked bf
>there are dutch people in this thread
How is this possible?
>>5291237
Did you get that haircut booger?
>>5291272
because you touch yourself at night
>>5291254
some of them were...
some of them not so much.
>>5291278
friday... friday for sure.
>>5291282
If that were the cause then 99% of this thread would be dutch.
>>5291263
Rex is a big boy, huh?
rip ur anuz
>>5291262
Hmm, that is not something I can describe, though I can usually tell what country from Europe people are from by looking at them. French, Belgian, german, greek, spanish and dutch people in any case : D
Dutch people look somewhat goofish, I guess, in body language. Sometimes somewhat too tall/long face, but mostly pretty handsome. This is me in any case.
>>5291309
stop teasing me ;_:
>>5291304
My anus is ready
Kinda spooked by the knot size
>>5291315
only if u stop being so blimmin qt + teasable first~
>>5291344
im not qt ur qt
>>5291289
Are you getting the one in the pic? That will look so hot on you bb.
>>5291358
dont bully
>>5291323
>you look handsome and very tall, im too young for you probably.
>i totally forgot how tall dutch people are :D
Thanks! Im 6'2" 185cm, which is pretty normal in the Netherlands I feel haha. Im only 21 though, small chance that people on 4chan are too young for me to date. (Though I don't think I'll ever date someone from 4chan haha)
>>5291367
yeah i am. i'm excited.
>>5291372
>Though I don't think I'll ever date someone from 4chan haha
Same and you're not really my type. And yeah, you look mature.
>>5291368
this fucking cat is ridiculously photogenic, post more
>>5291389
>>5290587
Hah, hilarious.
>>5290611
>Mutes go to hell
>>5290629
Thrown up twice without eating anything. Fucking kill me.
>>5290797
No
>>5290827
I only go to the doctor when I think I've contracted something I need prescription medication for; never for general sickness.
Eating some scrambled egg at the moment. Fuck yesterday was shit and today I'm sick.
>>5291352
5652: Korean edition
Idk if I like this.
>>5291384
:(
Maybe Groningen will bring you your type. And maybe fate will bring me my type some day :((
>tfw no bf
>>5291405
>calling others qt
its over sadcunt
>>5291399
Well if you're sure you don't need a doctor, just remember to drink plenty of water/gatorade/ginger ale.
And pls don't die
>>5291412
Pls don't fight :(
John sure is the best trip ever!
I love him in every facet of his being!
>>5291447
What makes a good tripfag?
>>5291456
Beauty, sense of humor, kindness, humbleness, morality, intelligence, all qualities John has in spades
>>5291416
It hurts throwing up because my tip-top abs put like 300lbs of pressure of my diaphragm and stomach, I thought about what Hitler said yesterday, so I figured I'd post a cheeky picture of my body. Just try not to enjoy it too much, I'm in pretty good shape.
>>5291456
Sludgepuppy
Nice makes jokes. Fun doesn't cause drama or overtly bring attention to himself.
>>5291477
You're a lot hairier than I expected
>watching this movie with freinds from the barracks
>emotional scene comes on
>shed a tear and eyes go red
>haha sadfrog are you a faggot or something why you crying
;__:
>>5291309
its chauncey
his posts are consistently bad in like a not funny bad way
im also 99% sure he's like 15, max.
>>5291477
whur ur nipples @?
>>5291478
Unemployed, bald
>>5291468
sadcunt why :_; stop teasing me
>>5291468
>>5291499
quit fighting you two or I'll fuk u up
>>5290153
>Who here is visiting parents for Thanksgiving?
Yeah, visiting my parents across the country.
>Are you out to your parents?
Not my dad, I'm out to my mom.
>Would your parents be cools with you bringing your boyfriend to dinner?
Neither would be cool with it. If I spend Thanksgiving with my family I leave whoever I'm dating behind. One year I did spend Thanksgiving with my bf at the time.
>>5291408
it's alright, we are all
>tfw no bf
here
>>5291477
fat
>>5291468
You seemed more qt as a generic twinky chav than as a slightly asian twink with chav tendencies. Still very qt, though. Just... different.
>>5291467
Are you sort of sincere? Illustrate what you have! What do you study? Are you handsome? Are you kind?
Do you have a bf? : D
Is it camwhoring time?
>>5291537
>>5291519
Not really.
>>5291541
absolutely trolled.
are you thinner or about the same?
>>5291477
writer-anon i thought you were a twink. you hard af m8.
>>5291541
omg i hate you.
>>5291341
I believe in you, baby! <3
>>5291545
I'm not that fat. Especially not at the sides. Got a little bit at the front, but that's nothing unusual for someone that doesn't cut out like all fat from their diet. I like chocolate.
>>5291566
are you hairy?
just post a real pic pls
>>5291573
A little hairy, but I'm 22 so that kinda happens. And no.
>>5291578
coward
>tfw collapsed trying to squat 95kg for 5 reps
i have made some mistakes today
i have a video actually, ill upload a gif of it soon
>>5291584
Yeah lemme go take some selfies after throwing up.
>>5291585
Are those jeans?
>>5291593
no, just blue cotton trousers
im not 100% retarded
>>5291566
Chocolate's a killer.
>tfw no kaworu bf
>>5291223
Mhmm! Even hairy guys
>>5291626
groce
>>5291622
I use it to pad my calorie intake. It gets a little unsatisfying eating hundreds and hundreds of grams of nothing but nuts.
>>5291372
Whoa..really sexy man. Do you date older guys?
>>5291630
This isn't a tranny thread tho...
Eww, no thanks Mr skeletal
>>5291626
eurgh
>>5291630
He should grow some muscle.
Skeletons aren't sexy when the skin is still attached.
>>5291630
gross would be that bathroom tile
like holy fuck..that is nasty
can i post a pic of my tits?
>>5291630
take this thing back to auschwitz
>>5291646
h-hi~
>>5291656
What're you doooing?
>>5291639
He's masc.
>>5291644
Shit taste.
>>5291652
>>5291654
No bully.
>>5291653
If male, non trans, yes
>>5291659
shitposting and being lazy
how about you bb?
>>5291653
if its cute, yes
if its not cute, but is wearing cute underwear or in cute lighting, yes
if its a gross closeup, saturated with light, grainy pic of just your asscheeks, no.
>>5291663
i am
does 4chan remove exif stuff?
>>5291654
Top kek!
>>5291625
Reminded me of the no. 6 chibis, since Shion's hair turns white, and eyes turn red.
who else /alcoholic/ here
>tfw 5th day on a bender
>>5291666
strict rules :/
>>5291646
>Wow. How dumb.
Why? I'm only 65kg. I want to be 70/75. That's the optimum for me.
>>5291667
If nsfw, yes. No cock or bp
>>5291680
>mfw 73kg
it doesnt feel optimum to be honest mate
>>5291689
No, he means EXIF data encoding I think.
>>5291667
Yeah.
>>5291689
No, I meant on this board.
It's a normal, sfw pic.
>>5291456
being really annoying in an endearing way
>>5291660
>Liking that body
Sure his face is pretty and stuff but seriously he'll snap in half with just a push.
Like seriously how are you supposed to fuck that without fear of accidentally breaking his bones.
>>5291675
Functional here. If I start drinking tonight I'll want to the next day. ..and the next until I need it to sleep
>>5291675
Me 3bh.
>>5291680
>65kg
I thought you'd be fatter.
r u cute?
>>5291696
>seriously he'll snap in half with just a push
Hot.
Alright, check out my chest.
>>5291626
usually im n2 body hair but this is just off looking
>>5291705
i dont see anything
>>5291702
>Hot
Oh so you're into pain and gore and stuff.
Whatever floats your boat.
>turkey
>>5291693
Well, do you do any cardio? Can you at least do a 6 minute mile? If you've done no resistance or cardio training, of course you won't be at your optimum.
>>5291702
>I thought you'd be fatter.
I exercise 15-20 hours a week. I won't go near that this week because I didn't do anything last night, and I've been sick tonight.
>>5291722
>I exercise 15-20 hours a week
Oh. How tall are you?
I don't do any exercise, am apparently 2skinny, but weight about the same.
>>5291729
you are more skinnyfat than skinny.
oooooomg turkey captchas are soooo cute wtf i love them.
>>5291728
>functional
ew pls no. i want a non-functional alcoholic bf to bring back from the dead.
>>5291722
I sprint ~620m to and from the gym as a warmup and warmdown, 3x a week.
Most of my times are around 2 minutes, best time was 1:48. Thats the only cardio I do to preserve gains.
Oh and I would be very wary of working out 20 hours a week - is that all weights? Because if it is you will make zero gains.
>>5291734
We're just teasing, babe.
dont take it too seriously.
>>5291729
I'm 6'. Like I said to the other guy, I do resistance, cardio, and weights. I do high resistance cycling/incline running for my warm ups.
>>5291603
Asian+caucasian works. It's not like it's a problem. It's weird how even just a little asian goes a long way, though. A lot of the vaguely asian guys I've been attracted to have been asian+scandanavian. I think the super white viking genes balance everything out. Bonus points for eyes+hair that aren't black or dark brown.
>>5291743
rude, i thought someone would like my pic.
i knew i shouldnt have uploaded it :(
>>5291750
i said dont take it too seriously
its just banter
>>5291747
forgot pic
>>5291730
No bully.
>>5291744
Hmmm, that's also about the same.
I'm going to find you one day.
>tfw /x/ keeps telling you you'll get a bf soon in divination threads
>tfw no idea how
Maybe I should stop going there, this doesn't seem healthy
>>5291770
Aren't you Michael Jackson/ dick sucking lips anon?
Body hair is fucking gross
>>5291755
okay, nobody likes it
>>5291770
Eat a burger immediately
>>5291735
So you do like a 5:40 mile? I mean that's ok but it's not amazing. You should work on building that up a bit too.
During my workouts, out of 3 hours I'll probably spend around 70-80 minutes in high intensity. Get my heart rate over 180. Builds your stamina up like you wouldn't believe.
>>5291770
You are definitely visibly thinner than I am.
might of actually found a nice guy to date, guess I'll have to stop fucking randoms lads
>>5291770
why are you tensing your stomach like that
ur body is disgusting
>>5291790
It's ok anon, if you want this much attention become a trip
>>5291800
how awful
>>5291804
I don't want attention, i just wanted some objective opinion from you gay people
>>5291810
can you take an actual fucking photograph of ur chest
jfc why do i come to these threads i am surrounded by spastics and uglies
>>5291781
Explains the skin tone/fact that your facial features prevent biting walls. Korean Is one of the better looking asian races anyways. Korea got the best parts of the chinese/japanese/siberian genes. Have you ever changed your hair color?
>>5291803
Stop eating so much sugar, yeah?
>>5291798
Hmmm. Maybe I'm off about my weight. I haven't weighed myself for a long time.
>>5291819
i really dont have a big enough mirror
or do you mean like up front?
>>5291798
I'm not worried about cardio. I'm more interested in increasing my weight, because I used to be anorexic.
And also because of that, anything that makes me burn more calories (eg running) makes me uncomfortable
>>5291747
Closet biscum denying friend was 1/4 Japanese and 3/4 Irish. Sooooooooooooo much sexy. Got a stocky muscle build with blue eyes and blond hair.
He grabbed my butt often and wanted me staying the night all the time. Sometimes there was cuddles and kissing one night but, he creates distance the next day though.
Used to really be a mindfuck for me but now I don't care as much but I'll always love him and he'll always care about me.
His fucking family probably wishes we were a thing; they really love me. I'm on their wall of pictures
>gay men in one word
Insecure
>>5291513
>it's alright, we are all
>>tfw no bf
>here
That is comforting.. somehow
>>5291637
~27 max I'd say? Love overrules whatever I say of course, but Im not into some daddy type thing if that's what you're asking.
I feel kinda guilty posting the pics. Im an attention whore, ain't I? Sigh
>>5291841
Haha wall of pictures... Yeah it's the eastern asians that mix well with white races. something about the round norhtern/western asian or the almost latino southern asian that doesn't work when mixed with white.
>>5291856
degenerate
>>5291852
>Winter is coming
>>5291856
Everyone's insecure about some things, Anon.
Especially Britposters. They're so insecure, I feel kind of bad for them :[
>>5291818
Personally, anon, I like muscle tiddies. I can't give an objective opinion. They uh, seem nice I guess? At least average for a twink
>>5291878
>implying there's internet in the south hemisphere
>>5291856
I think evil would be a better word.
Hey gg. Is this place dying because of trips?
I haven't visited for a shit load of time because I felt they were spreading too much cancer around.
>>5291883
that's a fine answer, i expected something like this.
thanks :3
>>5291896
All of the bad trips are gone.
This place is dying because the bad trips we the ones bumping the thread
My hair was JUST this morning
>>5291869
Some Philippinos with Spanish genetics can look attractive. But the Japanese have my favor. And some Korean.
>>5291906
Like, who?
>>5291906
p much
you guys should be apologizing to them desu
>>5291890
>It increases the resistance of your muscles, and improves how well they work under repetitive use.
Interesting. Do you have a source I can read up on for that?
>>5291915
Kpop stars can be stunners. Japanese is fine unless they have too square of a face like samurai jack.
Honestly how the fuck do you act on a date, I'm guessing just don't be autistic.
>>5291892
Of course there is, where do you think all the premium shitpost™ comes from?
>>5291890
Maybe. I've never really carried weight on my belly.
>>5291908
>Blond
Ur perfect bby, don't anyone tell you otherwise.
Cut it short, don't style it up or back.
>>5291917
Rugby freddie niggerfaggot
You already know who.
>>5291937
are you brazilian?
>>5291821
lol when i was in middle school i used to dye it edgy colours like purple and red and multi
no judgey
but no not recently, was sort of considering going a really light whiteish blonde so i can be like every other twink bottom w/ a tumblr account in britain but idk. would change my whole appearance like almost entirely bc my natural hair is so dark which makes me hesitant about trying it.
>>5291878
I'm American, I don't need to consider the rest of the world. You already learned English
>>5291928
depends on the date
>>5291946
Shut up bitch
>>5291945
No.
>>5291946
>i used to dye it edgy colours like purple and red and multi
Not surprised.
>>5291951
I don't speak English.
>>5291952
qt.
>>5291946
>my natural hair is so dark
don't dye it blonde then. It will last a week at most and then you'll look like a taxi
>>5291938
I also really never liked Circe, Maki or Hitler. And generally posts from a lot of trips were super retarded.
Dunno, it seems to take a certain type of person to be a trip.
>>5291960
australian?
those are the two countries that shitpost the most
>that guy who turned gay because he was ugly and couldn't get chicks
>>5291966
He's really nice, the only guy I've ever meet who was ok with the whole WN thing.
>>5291938
Niggerfaggot is fun to troll though.
>>5291928
Start with a small compliment
Pose interesting question
Respond to answer with anecdote (or a quip once you get comfy)
Use anecdote or quip to pose new question or just ask for clarification on their response.
Repeat. Remember to laugh if they try to be funny. Don't go overboard with that. Most importantly just remember that they're probably a little nervous, too.
>>5291946
I bet you'd look good with auburn (or darker red/brown) hair. Blond is too generic twink.
>>5291963
Hitler thinks too highly of herself
Circe was fine but just didn't fit in
Maki was maki.
>>5291925
http://www.muscleforlife.com/cardio-and-muscle-growth-friends-or-foes/
It's pretty easy to find stuff on this. Think of cardio as doing a shit load of low weight reps; it changes the conditioning of your muscle. It has lots of benefits. I mean if you do it excessively it'll kill your gains, but then so does lifting weights.
Most of what I'm told to do is what my trainers have told and taught me to do. Some of it might be wrong, but works reasonably well for me.
>>5291937
That could be a low test thing you know.
>>5291974
I decided to be gay because asking a girl out made me too nervous - I could never do that.
Being gay I get asked out by guys which is much easier.
>>5291963
Yeah, a faggot
Hey, /gg/. Anyone a fan of industrial gothic folk?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5N8duF-pPM
Germany ftw.
>>5291960
aww you make me blush
natural blonde hair feels twinky (for me)
>>5291984
>Hitler thinks too highly of herself
well dang
>>5291993
White Nationalist.
>>5291974
>that guy who turned gay for the psuedo-female privilege and makes other fems looks bad
>>5292003
Don't you know that confidence isn't allowed here?
>>5292003
That's also something trips feel the need to do. Ironically comment on people talking about them.
It is so pointless and uncomedic : /
My jimmies are rustled so hard right now.
>>5291928
Be yourself. It's a chance to be you in sincerity without contrived notions. Don't freak out. They're a person too and being given real and keeping it 100% might gain you points
>>5292018
>be yourself
every time
>>5291958
fuck off~
>>5291961
blonde hair looks good w/ dark roots showing so that doesnt bother me
obviously i would have to redye every month or so
>>5291982
idk about going ginger.......
>>5292008
White Nationalism is horseshit. 95% of the movement consists of fugly inbred mongrels who have little to no education.
>>5291990
Yeah, when they never ask you
>>5291986
>low test
http://www.healthline.com/health/low-testosterone/warning-signs#Overview1
According to this, the only symptom I show is lack of energy. I don't really know, dude. I used to be an athlete and never had trouble gaining muscle, but my belly was always very narrow.
>>5292000
;]
I think blond and ginger hair is nice, much more interesting than dark brown.
>>5292029
Shit taste in models, as expected.
>>5292023
I don't look it or act it through, I hide my power level generally and i don't hate other ethnic groups at a personal level I just see segregation as a good way of maintaining peace between varies ethnic groups.
>>5292023
>talking about yourself negatively to pity-ride anon into liking you
I already hate you.
>>5292017
Would you rather I pretend not to see people talk about me even though I'm right here?
>>5292040
i googled platinum blond hair
+ stop acting like you know a n y t h i n g about fashion bc u dont
>>5292029
You would be a hot ginger. Pouty, twinky, big-eyed, fresh faced ginger. I'm practically drooling.
Lol @ this bitch fight
>>5291665
Rehearsal.
>tfw glorious natural blonde master race
>>5292042
>tfw when I negatively trash my tripcode just to cause drama in the thread under anon
>mfw I respond to my own criticism
>>5292048
I'd prefer you going off trip. Seeking approval amongst anonymity by giving yourself individuality is extremely repulsive desu. Unless it happens through coincidence.
Like with buttslut.
>>5292060
Me too :3
Lets be friends
>>5292065
I don't camwhore anymore tho, m8
except a little bit when I'm drunk
>>5292050
>smell phoney
You'd have to notice it first. People who are good at being phoney are worse than people who are phoney because they're insecure.
>>5292060
I used to be blonde but then I turned brown
Feels bad.
>>5292056
i wish i could watch you guys rehearse. ;~;
i'm going to go afk for a while. i just want you to know i'll be thinking about. <3
i have to help out with the baking and prep stuff for tomorrow. it's one of my favorite holidays. i love food.
>>5292076
10/10
>>5292034
You could say the same about all ideological movements other than the ugly part, everyone needs their useful idiots to support them and gain traction, we just try to appeal to the lowest common denominator for some reason.
>>5292078
Kill yourself
>>5292081
thinking about you*
eesh long day :( i'm so dumb right now.
>>5292049
Gurl please. Embarrassed 5 u.
>>5292060
>tfw number of blonds is declining
>>5292085
Because they are the only ones who buy your horseshit. You are litterally no better than the ultrakikes you are trying to gas out of this universe.
>open newspaper
>Young migrant shot in the neck after talking to right-wing nationalists
>According to bypassers, they were having an argument
>They seperated in discontent
>A bald, white, adult, male turned around and shot the young, apparently Syrian, male in the neck
Tell me more about white power. So honorable.
>>5292074
Both turn-offs.
I'll start psychoanalyzing you
But if because of being nervous I'm likely to try to get you comfortable with me and chill and see but, if it's weird and phoney I'll get over it real fast
>>5292076
Speaking of him he was telling me the reason why he's been acting weird is because someone from somewhere is messing with his real life trying to ruin it.
>>5292101
I agree, It's just not always easy to tell. You don't need to be judgey; sometimes it's good that someone's nervous around you/wants to impress you.
>tfw family guilts you into coming home for the entirety of Thanksgiving break
>tfw closeted to entire family
>tfw shitty rural internet
I really just wanna die rn
>>5292135
Are they going to ask you if you suck dick?
>>5292135
Pull through. It's just for the weekend. You'll be fine anon.
Being gay isn't all you are.
And family is still family. Try not to think about it and out yourself when you're actually ready.
>>5292147
Wtf is this supportive shit in gg?
what's going on???
>>5292107
Possibly.
Could still beat the absolute shit out of you though, yeah?
>I prefer dark hair. It's cute and thick and touchable
It reminds me too much of the men in my family. It's not a deal breaker, but blond just seems more interesting. Plus, I really like fair skin, which is a lot more common on blonds and gingers.
>>5292135
I can't wait to go home. The city a shit.
>>5292156
>Could still beat the absolute shit out of you though, yeah?
Sure
I have blonde hair myself, but I mean, you'd rather fight me..
>>5292135
I try not to and always try to get a comfort level going. Usually they get it and let their guard down.
>>5292153
Nigger, this general actually helped me through some stuff. I'm returning the favor, because that's what I consider this for.
It takes literally 15 seconds of not being a miserable shitlord to say something that isn't a meme.
>mfw crushing hard on an older guy for the first time
now i understand people who are into daddies
forearms carved out of fucking rock
hnng
>>5292135
>tfw going to India for the season
>tfw you'll be spending next to nothing for the next 3 weeks
>tfw you'll be sun bathing while your friends are freezing there arses off
>>5292190
He's an uggo, tbqh. You can do better than that. Unless he has personality or smth, or you're not too handsome either.
>>5292165
>I have blonde hair myself, but I mean, you'd rather fight me
Yep. Would absolutely wreck you, I'm real tuff.
We'd need to take breaks every 10-15 seconds though, I get tired pretty quickly.
>>5292198
Don't get dysentery or the plague.
Bring toilet paper
and a toilet
>>5292190
>forearms
>440+ posts
>no new thread
why are gays so lazy?
>>5292212
I'll be fine lad, last time I was there I got a massive deli belly and ended up shitting enough to block the toilet
>>5292206
he doesnt look ugly to me
he looks rugged af, and his lifts are crazy
unfortunately he wears a wedding ring, so i guess ill just an hero
>>5292210
New you lazy fucks
>>5292177
Yeah I've been through some depressing shit too :/ Coming here always makes me feel better.
>>5291372
Oh holy shit, too cute!
M-must close 4chan!
But well.. then again, you're wayyy out of my league so I don't think we'll ever met and/or date.
and I'm a midget 5"2'
and you don't look like the type of attention whore :I
>>5290987
>What country would deny a hardworking students?
wow that is a valid question.
well time to pack my things and do things what I dislike, which is.. Meeting people's lmao
>>5291693
Lol, that's what happens when you squat with no ass.
>>5293288
The chances of people from anonymous internet meeting are pretty much zero anyway anon. And don't call yourself a midget, advantage of being gay is that height matters wayyy less (stupid women). I don't mind height in any way
>>5294809
I cant screencap your post with it, but Im not mark, and Im not samefagging if that's what you're saying haha
>>5294907
>The chances of people from anonymous internet meeting are pretty much zero
Wanna increase that "chances"? Kappa
*wink*
and just wondering, shortest height in netherland is...?
>>5294985
"Shortest hight"? Hahaha
The guys don't really get much shorter than.. 173cm 5'9" I feel.. I think more than 75% is taller than 175cm 5'10" in any way. Euhh most guys are 178cm-190cm 5'11" - 6'4"
Anyway, like I said, the chances of me liking someone from 4chan are extremely slim. I could download kik or something if you want to chat
>>5295019
Yeap I'm a midget, my online friends kept labelling me as a midget >.>
and Kik..? Well I suppose so, Im bored and got nothing to do though
zaburohikari, good luck finding me I'd guess...
I have taken a form of a mountain goat in order to move to Tibetan cave and live there for the rest of my life contemplating the world and all the good and the bad.
I am to be a wise animal sage roaming the snowy rocks and giving advices to travelers. If you ever go trekking on Tibet, I will leave the coordinates of my cave so you can visit me and see how I fare and what is new in my goat life.
5567311.332125
3324799.331216
>>5290164
They'd probably flip out and go all ballistic if they kind out since they already said that will never accept that from me.
Owh... I'm sorry Chauncey-san.
*pats chauncey*
Here have this lil crawling spider, I hope it will make you happy
![IMAG0017[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vs16O5V.jpg "IMAG0017[1]")
