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Do you ride often, /gg/?

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>>5282238
ok thanks anon ill do that right now, thanks for changing my life with that content filled post
>>5282240
:#
>>5282243
ramones have based rick owens in them.
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I never learned to ride a bike.
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Yo.
Did it get over eventually? It said it had 2 seconds left and Skype died.

This is actually getting weird. I mean, it seems like I've skyped with people at least a few times in recent history without it being this bad.
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>>5282275
me either, anon.
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>>5282276
no it never sent also i asked you a question on there but you never answered. i think skype with you is a lost cause... ;~;
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>cousin has bf for 2 years
>never met him
>but know what he looks like from her fb
>1 year ago he messaged me on grindr
>he didn't know who i was
>he asked if i wanted to "pnp"
>didn't know what to make of it so blocked him and pretended it never happened
>two months ago i found out he' just died
>his gf (my cousin), family, friends says he had a cardiac arrest and ask people to donate to some foundation for heart disease
they do know he actually od'd while getting rammed by some other degenerate right?
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>>5282279
Why is blood considered an extreme fetish? It isn't like most want pools of blood just places to lick when cutting and your partners blood all over you is one of the most loving feelings ever
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>>5282279
Neglected childhood?
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>>5282276
oh wow just saw the pic... oh my.
you aren't fat at all though. skinny af but really hot.
i like it.
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>>5282255
Not really. My brother taught me how to when I was like 5 and I never forgot : )
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>cant ride a bike
>no bf

is this a causation?
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>no one in gaygen rides their bicycle
>tfw biking used to be my main source of getting around in the warm months

>>5282310
>>5282275
>>5282279
>>5282322
what outdoor activities do you enjoy?
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>>5282325
forgot pic
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>>5282322
How are you not able to ride a bike?
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>>5282325
I don't like outside. There's bugs and people out there. Haven't been outside in years.
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>>5282325
Usually walk around the house, mow the grass if I'm told to. I don't go on my own. I have to have a reason.
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>>5282330
my parents took no interest in me and never taught me those things
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>>5282292
really? no one?

f u
it's a good story and critique of modern gaybos.
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>>5282333
so you're all homebodies like i am now? ;~;
and this is why we know tfw no bf?
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>>5282350
I'd grab myself a cute ski bunny boy but

1) rural area, no gays
2) I don't have the money to ski often

>tfw no bf to cuddle with by the fire in the lodge
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>>5282350
You're not on my level of shutinness. Fuckin casual.
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>>5282350
No I'm no bf because I'm hideously ugly and I'm black. I'm also shy and openly gay. Nobody on the DL is gonna talk to me because they're scared I might out them basically.
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>>5282357
>I'm black
date blacks. problem fixed.
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>>5282353
>no bf to warm up with my dick
>no otter ass to worship
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>>5282303

You can't tell in that, it's shit resolution.
But thanks.
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>>5282362
That's the point man. No black guy wants me. I genuinely go out and dress as if I'll see the right guy every day. I TRY HARDER THAN HALF THE FAGGOTS AT MY SCHOOL AND I STILL CAN'T GET A MAN HOLY SHIT. Even if I get a boyfriend, it's not like my mom's gonna let me stay over his house or anything. I'm closeted around her and she doesn't believe in going over people's houses. If I get my driver's license it might be plausible but I'm still in highschool so college would be the thing to throw us off unless we go to the same college. I'm basically fucked until I can come up with something. Coming out isn't an option right now. Neither is suicide.
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>>5282378
you whiney bitch. maybe because no one wants a try hard faggot with his nails done. try be chill.
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>>5282336
That's pretty bad tbqh
I've dealt with neglect also but I know how to ride a bike. I failed seventh grade because I just stopped going to school. I mentally haven't recovered from that. I think ive lost my mind since than. I never socialized until I was sixteen. Lifes so fucking garbage now im a shitty adult that threw away education tons of people to fug a bunch of friends fame everything because I just had to be an idiot. I wish a bullet would hit my head
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>>5282378
>tfw can't even try bc no gays at engineering school

oh wait, there's one but he's a brony/furry autist who somehow has a long distance boyfriend
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>>5282325
I rollerblade. It's a side effect from all the dick chugging, methinks.
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>>5282378
subscribed to your personal blog, i'm really interested tell me more about the life of a weird black gay highschooler.
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>>5282355
yeah i used to be though...
i had a couple months this year where i never left the house and was a parasite...
lost my mind and sucked off my dealer just to get taste of like human interaction.
i would just sit in front of my laptop and torrent foreign films and shitpost...
that's not me anymore and i'm so happy i can't relate to other shutins here as much as i used to be able to.

>>5282353
i know these feels
>rural area
>pretty poor
>illinois so no mountains
skiing sounds really fun... i would love to try it out sometime.

>>5282357
you're not hideously ugly... you might just think you are because others are put off by your low self esteem.

>>5282365
no i can. you're not fat at all. but you have a very nice body and i would cuddle with tbqh.

>>5282394
rollerblading is super gay man. you should get that checked out.
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>>5282385
>nails done
I bite my nails because I get nervous a lot. There's a spot on my left thumb that I've worn down. It's hard :/ My lips get chapped and my hands get sweaty really easily. Like if I'm playing vidya or around a cute boy..
>>5282393
Damn son
>mfw everyone at my school has a boyfriend / source of dick but me
whyme.jpg
>>5282398
My tumblr is chaun-cey if that's what you mean
But um..
It's decent..
>>5282401
Pic related from earlier this week I think
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>>5282414
Man, you're probably just trying too hard

you might also just act too flamboyant. You're not unattractive as far as I can tell (and even that's through a somewhat racist lense, growing up in a literally all-white area...sorry)
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>>5282414
get rid of the stache.
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>>5282401

Ok.
Yeah. That would be pleasant.
After a hard day at the licorice factory, I'd come in and wave things around and curl up next to you on the couch.
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Who are the best looking trips?
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>>5282414
it was a joke you fucking nigger. I don't give a shit lmao maybe you should learn how2 into sarcasm.
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>>5282427

Me
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>>5282429

Rude.
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>>5282429
MOM MOM I POSTED ANOTHER FURRY PICTURE AND CALLED SOMEONE A NIGGER ON THE INTERNET XDDD
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>>5282427
zombii, hitler, 5652, and aced are the cutest twinks
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>>5282442
that's not a furry picture though, this is
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>>5282443

Nah.
Taylor was.
RIP Taylor, nobody else was here.
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>>5282443
What about femmys and masc?
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>>5282443

The first three people in that post are just trannies though

Never seen #4
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>>5282447
Well hitler and aced are from femgen so theyd be on the best fem list but just add booger even though hes autistic
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>>5282418
It's alright. Thanks for trying.
>>5282420
My mom said she'll beat my ass if I shave..
>>5282429
The internet has no sarcasm button..?
>>5282442
:/
>>5282444
Nice pic
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>>5282444
You are nothing personnal kid the poster incarnate
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>>5282457
Mascs are such a dying breed on the internet
Fems are pathetic they try to get the most beta straight men
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>>5282422
yeah it'd be cool if we both worked similar shifts... and like passed out together. ;~;
i could play with your benis and you could kiss my neck and stuff.
good times.

>>5282429
why is gaygen so edgy?

>>5282414
this >>5282420
and you're not bad at all. just need some self esteem and a makeover.
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>tfw reeling over being called ugly on the internet

what is wrong with me
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>>5282470

My Chi-Town comrade is always talking to me about stuff there. Who noes?
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>>5282470
gaygen is like regular 4chan, it's not a tranny hugbox so it's pretty damn edgy. Hell femgen was more edgy than gaygen back when it was good
>>5282461
thanks i try my best <3.
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>>5282474
You probably aren't ugly anon...
I'll need proof
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>>5282478
I'm compromising myself here but it actually happened in the last thread
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>>5282480
Blonde guy? Not ugly at all is my verdict.
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>>5282470
oh also i made a thing for /soc/. it was fun to make and think about.

>>5282476
yeah maybe... i'm planning on moving back to the city soon. it'd be cool to at least hang. chicago has a decent art community and the music scene is pretty great. lots of things to do. rent is expensive though. i think i'm going to share a studio apartment when i move back.

>>5282477
yeah but the best parts of 4chan /ic/, /lit/, /tg/ aren't edgy at all.
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>>5282487
aw, well thanks

pic related is all too accurate though
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>>5282488

No kidding.

Yeah, the music scene is hella happening. Kinda dead here.
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>>5282488
>/ic/
1 poster every year
>/tg/
>he doesnt know all the shitflinging that occurs in the warhammer threads
>/lit
>Was socrates pleb? HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS LOOK AT THIS PLEB GARBAGE WRITTEN BY THE PLEBMASTER HIMSELF FITZGERALD
i see only one non edgy board there.
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Edgy is just plain more fun
Nothing more fun than typing paragraphs of the gross violent shit you'd do to someone
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>>5282401
Couple of months?

C A S U A L
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>>5282488
your tv show/cinema taste is great with lynch; your book taste is dope with cyberpunk riddled all over it, as well as your game taste being patrician but your music taste is literally tranny core with the knife and ariel pink.
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>>5282501
>warhammer
literally edgy the game
at least it's self aware

>1 poster every year
it's a slow board but i get what i need out of it
faster than /wsg/

>implying that people actually reading the material getting mad at the trolls is edgy
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>>5282507
music has never been my medium... ;~; please point me in the way of better music and i'll try to get into it.

>>5282497
you'd like it i'm sure. plenty of places hosting gigs and stuff.

>>5282506
;~~~;
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I want ace to cum on my bearded face and call me a white nigger tbqh
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>>5282513

I know!
I almost got a thing-a-night. And people buy shit, which is great.
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>>5282514
mm same bby iktf
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Im super depressed and an ex alcoholic. I want to drink this entire winter away and listen to black metal like I used to when I was twenty.

Is this a good idea?
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>>5282513
considering you're style i'd have to recommend something along the lines of access to arasaka or maybe cybo or cybernetika as a good start.
>>5282533
>>5282514
;3
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>>5282540
Probably not. Slipping back into alcoholism can really only hurt a person.
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>>5282540

Drinking's not necessary.
Listen to the black metal, though.

Also, dig these if you haven't:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltW7thLAioQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8D2bUGME4E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1xwSe83BbI
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>>5282542
What type of guys do you think are cute here? I want to know your style of men
You have my favorite personality from what I've seen. Youre funny and others call you cute and you're kind of a dick which makes me like you.
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>>5282546
i'm 100% bottom except i sometimes like getting my dick sucked, ugghh i find other twinks and muscular hunks cute, generally under 30. I could go for bears sometimes but only when im in a particular mood.
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>>5282540
Drinkers ain't thinkers.
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>>5282542
eh idk i mean i like sci fi books and some cyberpunk shit. ergo proxy and deus ex are like that too, but i don't think i could get into the whole thing that heavily.
i don't care for that sound most of the time.
Just flipped through some of that and it all sounds like edm...
I'm really into vocal driven noise shit like experimental pop, noise pop, noise rock, shoegaze, blackgaze, etc.

>>5282545
do you like these at all?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTI0MgVzuxQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHJjSSrR6x4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiuFNyUZ9VI
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>>5282556
try out te, it's an alternative industrial band from japan, if you can't dig that try out boris, start with the album pink.
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>>5282553
Ahh
I meant like which trips so I got an idea but you pretty much gave a good idea of what you like. Just curious
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Nipples
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>>5282556

I'm not going to get into it.
Generally positive impression of all three bands, but WITTR is the only one I remember hearing particular tracks and liking them much and then never exploring more. Rarely listen to full albums online. Pro-black metal listening, but post-second wave I pretty much justify my favorites on the strength of individual tracks.

Hell, pre-second wave, too. Like, for instance, check out this Flames of Hell tune.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbyCJ0BLhz0
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Is it normal for straight men to want a cute little boyfriend around? No femmy dude or nothing just a shorter smaller cute guy.
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>>5282556
>tfw not human
>>5282568
Nips
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>>5282579
Just a reminder that anyone starting their sentence with 'is it normal that' or 'is it weird that I' is just looking for attention.
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>>5282585
Reminder that if you're posting -here- asking if it's straight to _____, the answer is no.

And if you're posting here, you're not straight anyway.
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>>5282592
Reminder that you're a faggot.
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>>5282594
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>>5282597
Just sayin.

Now suck my dick.
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>>5282572
im totally the opposite... i can't listen to individual tracks. black metal is the only metal i get into though. that track is good, but i like when metal gets more eerie and sad.
i like the vocals on that track. especially when he screams out like that.
you obviously know a lot more about black metal than me, and music in general.
i'm sorry for being pleb.

>>5282581
yeah same.
>tfw pretending to be human
>tfw no human male sperm to fertilize my external egg sacs
>tfw never incubate my flesh orbs as they descend from my body and into the bowels of my nest
>tfw never eat the human male so that i can keep my young warm and avoid having to leave them in search for food
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>>5282275
>>5282279
my dad beat me with a yard stick to make me learn how to ride without training wheels. I was too scared to ride without them after he took them off so he gave me "something to cry about" and then made be get back on the bike. I ended up riding headlong right in to a huge pine tree. I had bloody scrapes and pine resin on my hands and face. I was not a fun day.
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>>5282603
>tfw not part of the all great black hole
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>>5282599
k
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>>5282604
Welp, there goes my mother-hating origin of homosex theory.
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>>5282255
I usually just end up riding the 1 1/3 miles from home to the station, and then back in the evenings. I used to ride a lot more on the weekends, but the sun sets so early.
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>>5282275
>>5282279
mfw I learned to ride a bike as an adult, and now use it to get to work almost everyday.
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>>5282603

It's cute when you lie.
My knowledge of black metal and music is pretty limited. I mostly sample stuff.

Like, this, too. I really like this tune and it may be something you might dig more, too, maybe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSs2C4WMcaU

Well perdyful.

I probably should listen to your things, also.
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Completely off topic, but I've always been incredibly envious of people who are considered overtly nice. How do I force myself to act this way?
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Currently on a self supported tour from Nova Scotia to Vancouver. Pic related just made it to Alberta today, any bc or alberta fags? Looking for places to crash.
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Could you kill someone GamerGate?
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>>5282616
that intro has me spooked.
why am i alone tonight? fuck.
i like this track a lot more than the last one yeah.
very cool stuff.

>>5282615
riding a bike to work in the city is the best feel.
especially on a nice spring or autumn day.

>>5282606
iktf

>>5282625
first learn to love yourself and then loving others will come naturally.
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>>5282625
I've never been nice to peoplec and have lost potential partners because im too much of a dick

Im also dying alone every single moment of my life but at least I laid regularly
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>>5282626
haha awesome man how is it? Always wanted to do a cycle trip.
>>5282630
Get over here so i can drown you in the ocean bb
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>>5282630
You're annoying as fuck booger.
Nobody here pictures a guy when you talk. This place is overridden with trannies. Masc is out of style thanks to you tranny pieces of shit.
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>>5282638
This
Fuck off booger
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>>5282628
Booger circe octopie
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>>5282636
It's pretty awesome , lots of freedom and meet really cool people. Especially fun when your camping in the wild. The downside for me is that I'm alone, and can't help but wish I had someone to experience this with.
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>>5282638
>Nobody here pictures a guy when you talk.
I used to have to fight really hard irl to get recognized as female and in some cases i never got that recognition.
Why is being recognized as male so much harder now?
I'm not even on hrt. I have a penis. I look like Benicio del Toro.

>>5282640
k. be back tomorrow faM.
>>5282636
there is water at the bottom of the ocean.
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>>5282630

Dig dancing to that kind of thing.

The other two I've heard from that album but can't remember were solid, too!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qimQ0rS7fJw
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>>5282643
Fuck ima train for the next time you do one man. Id love to camp and travel for while haha. You need a travel buddy?
>>5282644
Thats where youll find boogers self esteem <3
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>>5282644
The only reason people like you and why you have to be on 4chan because you're the queen of beta males fetishists. Irl nobody likes your femboi style but on 4chan where everyone is so desperate because they are too afraid to ask a girl out that's good territory for you. That's why all the gays are gone because they are well adjusted as opposed to the fembois who are basically just straight men and betas.
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>>5282638
>Masc is out of style thanks to you
So the fems won? Excellent. Now more faggots will embrace the lifestyle and I shall embrace them. With my hammer.
(The hammer is my penis.)

Masc4masc can blow me. Oh no you can't cuz masc4fem nikka! Aaahhhh. This was fun.
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>>5282644

I don't think you look like Benicio del Toro.
You look more like a beautiful Venetian picodore.
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>>5282293
Not sure what this has to do with bike riding but...
>extreme fetish?
IDK if it's considered an "extreme fetish" or not but it is considered "edge play" because it is dangerous play. Risk factors are high. Must more easier to get blood born infections; HIV and Hepatitis B and C are the main ones I believe. Very easy for the top to cut or poke himself and mix that blood with the bottom's blood in one or the other's open wound. Probably about the same risk factor as anal barebacking without out condoms because even though you have latex gloves on, a needle or scalpel with go right through them. Add to this the possibility of cutting too deep (and needing stitches) and/or hitting an artery.

or maybe just...
tl;dr: Blood is considered medical waste. You are playing with medical waste.
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>>5282650
fem4fem 100%
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>>5282654
Said the twink who wanted to get fucked harder.
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>>5282660
no thx
I'm not really into getting fucked
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>>5282648
No training necessary haha. I only bought my bike 3 months before leaving to go across Canada. Before that I hadn't owned a bike for 6 years, and very little experience. Your body adjusts as you go.
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>>5282654
You guys are just fetishists. You like such a niche thing that its all just fantasy. Irl noone likes a 100 pound freak but on fetish central 4chan where everyone hates women so the next best thing is a female man thats your draw.
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>>5282652
venice didn't have bull fighters i'm pretty sure.

i look more sicilian than venetian imho.
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>>5282663
>hitler has graduated to topping

proud of u bb
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>>5282663
That's not very historically accurate 'Hitler' but OK.
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>>5282666
Awesome makes me a bit happier I can manage to do it when I have the time c:
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>>5282670

Uh
Uh
Uh

Take my jingle-load! Yay!
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>>5282648
Yes I do need a travel buddy. I've been sort of depressed just from lack of knowing anyone or anything, everyday is a new foreign place.
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>>5282670
when was I ever a bottom lol

>>5282671
made me laugh/10

>>5282667
u sound mad, anon
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Ho ho ho
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>>5282667
so why are FtMs so fucking hot then?
(the ones that aren't huge chubs)
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>>5282669

Oh.
Does this mean picodore is an actual word?
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>>5282674
yes travel buddy we go nigga.
>>5282676
Is it Christmas time?
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>>5282669

I hope you don't get coal for Christmas
Cauze u a Ho ho ho!
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>>5282676
post song plox
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>>5282684
I don't think $anta wants me to do that. He's already jewing the little elves
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>>5282680
Sit in santas lap
Ho ho ho!
Im HARD AS FUCK
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>>5282678
picador* yes lol... spanish for bullfighter...
they ride the horse along side the matador.
picodore 64 is something too supposedly.

>>5282682
christmas hitler... will santa give me a bf for christmas? ;~;
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>>5282686
you have wounded me Christler
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>>5282690
ooooh santa got me a present~
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>>5282691
Only god will be able to solve that one for you ho ho ho.
Just jump in front of a car and let the spirit of Santa cum inside you faggot.
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>>5282691

That sounds like a really gay bullfighter.
You can fight my bull with your tongue and whatnot and other sweet something or others. Or ride along side me, the breezes blowing in our hairs.
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>>5282696
the gift of being poz'ed?
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>>5282673
>>5282690
>>5282697
Is this what christmas hitler is like after too much eggnog?
At least I'm a happy drunk
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>>5282697

jeeze Christmas Hitler. i thought you were supposed to be cheery.
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>>5282697
o-ok

>>5282698
that sounds nice. :)
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>>5282701
Someone spiked santas eggnog hehe.
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>>5282699
Ho ho ho
Let it snow
Let it snow
Let it snow
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>>5282701
>>5282702
hmm something doesn't look right here...
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>>5282711
Ho ho ho
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>>5282704

Yes.
Picture our illuminated locks swirling all around our faces as we speed on through a seemingly endless tunnel of temporal existence! Lights and sounds all around and quiet in the air! Wind in your hair!
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>>5282715
>pretending to be me talking to yourself
I think you're finally going over the deep end christmas hitler
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>>5282711
You're right. What the fuck is going on?
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>>5282705
He's taking the knot from Blitzen and isn't himself right now.
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>tfw dont know how to ride a bike
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>>5282719
>>5282722
I think there are three Hitlers now
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>>5282726

But that makes no sense.
Why would anyone else want to use this name?
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>>5282725
Maybe one day santa will teach you how to not be such a retard

Do ho ho ho idiot
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wtf is going on itt
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>>5282729
trip on rugby
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>>5282731
I'm scared
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>>5282729

That's just mean, christmas hitler
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>>5282729

i used to know how when i was 10, but i forgot
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>>5282255
hey, I ride hardtail xc mtn
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I wasn't sure I'd have the patience for this whole album, but it is really good. Someone sent me the last tune once, but I don't think I ever heard it in full.
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>>5282718
let's do it. i am passing out though i'll ttyl. <3
going to count hitlers until i fall asleep.
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>>5282738
Ill send you the album
After I cum all over your face and call you a ho ho ho!
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>>5282739

I rode a motorcycle a couple times. It's kind of fun.
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>>5282740
Ruining the fun 2bh
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>>5282740

Yeah, other Hitler. Don't be such a boner killer.
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Do ho ho
I just had sex with a dog
Femboi Hitler here ignore the impersonators im going to sleep niggers
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>>5282749
Well, now that's just trying too hard
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>Meet someone who says he's 19
>lol jk i'm 17

Even if it's legal in my state it was a big fat nope. Even if he was 18 if he's still in high school I ain't dealing with that. I don't want to have a weekends only bf.
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>>5282774
as a former high schooler let me tell you that high school relationships with a slightly older man are a fucking awful idea for both parties.
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>>5282774
youngest I'd date is 18
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>>5282292
>>5282337
should've fucked him desu
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So now that those other guys have gone, what's Gaygen listening to now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1JvA5-E_-E
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>tfw the depression comes back and hits HARD

>tfw can't sleep because of it

I just want to not exist anymore, gg.
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>>5282795

You can sleep.
Just think Christmas thoughts about all the Christmas presents you will find on Christmas morning.
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>>5282782
hello christmas hitler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB5rd5JVBto
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>>5282797
I don't even want anything for Christmas. It's just an empty holiday to me, Christmas Hitler.
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>>5282802

Oh.

Well you could always fill the meaningless void of your Christmas existence with meaningless external activities which stretch the limits of your comfort and thusly force you into feeling human emotion.
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>when gaygen is kill from memes
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>I had a dream
>I was flying over the sea in the night
>higher and higher, ascending above the clouds
>there was a cave above the clouds, I entered
>In the cave there were puddles of water on the ground and on the ceiling
>in the water, I saw a golden earth and moon
>infinitely reflected between the puddles
>then I saw myself, in the cave
>he told me he was Jesus, here to save my world
>he used one of my bodies from a parallel universe to be reincarnated in
>I took him with me, to my world
>I dressed him, he looking like me
>it felt really weird
>we had to find these nonsensical clues to find out how to save the world
>Jesus would transform into a dog (small, black, "tackel" maybe?) to sniff out a box on the beach or stuff like that
>I had a dog/boyfriend/Jesus/clone thing.
(Im not a furfag, he wasnt a humanoid dog.)
>tfw woke up and no jesusdogclonebf
Idk how to feel about the part that he looked like me. Sex with myself would be fun, but a clone as a bf is somewhat much
>>
these threads can't survive without me

>>5282959
listened to those bands. pretty ok.
i just don't think they're my thing.

>>5283000
weird dream. i had a weird one too.
my dreams aren't as detailed as yours though and they make even less sense.
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>>5283000
I had a dream that my eyeball was swelling up and I had to grab the bent dryly as fast as possible but at that point my eyeball was critical mass and it popped all over the wall in a bloody explosion. The worst part is that I felt the pain too.
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how am i a communist
plebeians these days s m h
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>>5283015
you're right booger these threads need more irrationally self-hating homosexuals as it is
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>>5283056
>threads need more irrationally self-hating homosexuals as it is
Pls no. I can't deal with more than one niggerfaggot.
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>>5283034
>tfw jupp will never let sp fuck Samurbussy
;×;
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>>5283056
these threads need more normal gays that are ok with being gay and appreciate the variety of gay men in gaygen, and they should talk about their experiences sexual, romantic, or otherwise so i can live through them vicariously. But those gays aren't social pariahs and they have boyfriends and don't need to spend time in threads like these.
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>>5283072
okay booger
i'll see you in mtfg later
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there is not enough sexy fotos in this thread
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>>5283074
just filter trannies. it makes thread 100x better
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>>5283076
jfc those ribs how is that healthy
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>>5283077
Hint: it's not
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>>5283074
i actually talk to my gram last night about coming over to cut my hair. she's a beautician and a good one too. going to get a hitler youth haircut.
this is a big step for me so i'm excited.
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>>5283084
Undercuts are very trendy these days, and you've got the right type of hair for it.

>tfw no SS daddy bf
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>>5283034
who is this semen demon?
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>>5283091
Looks like April from parks and rec
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>>5283094
cheers mate
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>>5283098
no problem

I'm sp now too
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>>5283091
>tfw you will never fuck her autistic pussy
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>>5283116
is she a jewess, because I usually only happen to be attracted to female jews. I have a bad case of gold fever.
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>>5283015
That's how it was when maki and that other guy erped every night.
Completely dead when they didn't
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>>5283119
not sure. will need some research. what kind of girl gives you gold fever anon?
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>>5283128
i hope they both kill themselves
faggots
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>>5283187
>Being this jealous of ERPers on the internet
Why are you so lonely, Anon?
>>
Why are southern white guys so cute?
>>
I should go out tonight, but I feel like cracking open the Apple Sours and Vodka and staying indoors.
>>
So is this thread's purpose just to blog and ask people to post butts?
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>>5283132
Gold fever?
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>>5283221
Yes
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>>5282604
literally my childhood with anything
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>>5283241
;-;
>>
Russia BTFO by based Turks!
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>>5283276
What happened?
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>>5283281
Russian warplane entered Turkish airspace.
Turks warned them 10 times to leave.
They didn't because lol we're Russia.
Even circled round back into the airspace.
Turks blow them the fuck up.
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>>5283015
I had a dream I was getting fisted 7th grade.
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>>5283286
WHAT THE FUCK WORLD WAR THREE FOR REAL NATO VS RUSSIA
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>>5283299
Russia won't do shit they violated another nations airspace illegally. The Turks were well within their rights to down the plane.
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>>5283307
world war three NOW
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>>5283288
i've only had a couple sex dreams. and only one where i could feel it. like really feel it. most of my dreams are about weird concepts or ideas. like one time i had a dream where humanity had never invented walls and late into the twentieth century this guy's roof falls during an earthquake and it land perfectly vertical. he gets an idea and builds 4 walls around his house. and behind these walls he starts to defy social norms and he gets drugged up and takes dick and creates drone music. but when he's outside he starts to feel shame. shame is a new concept to humanity because no walls means no privacy and no privacy means no shame. so the police eventually find out about his walls and they try interrogating him but they can't get past his door. doors are an alien concept to these people. so the government panics and they bomb the whole town. they start to feel shame about the bombing... and the fbi develops plans to build a wall around the fallout.
i thought this dream had landed me a millionaire idea for a story. but then my drug dealer told me it's basically The Wall by Pink Floyd but with Dr. Strangelove tones. And they told me I Was retarded.
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>>5283327
that's pretty fucking cool though...
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>>5283333
thanks, and checkin' them quads.
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>>5283197
becauase they raped by wild niggers daily and become feminised men
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>>5283327
How do you remember your dreams so well?

The last sex dreams I've had recently is that there was a tiny thing that looked like that cave Pokemon with the diamond eyes was touching my dick with its claws. It was kinda sharp but felt good. Then I jammed my dick down its throat and it threw up and started crying.

Then I jizzed all over its face and I woke up with jizz in my pants.

Last night I had a dream that my brother came all over my face.

Pretty fucked tbqh
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>>5283355
I remember my dreams very well because I keep a dream journal and if you constantly exercise your brain to immediately recall your dreams as soon as you wake up, you can make it easier for your brain to perform lucid vivid dreams and you will find yourself recalling dreams much much more easily than before.

Sableye is a good pokemon.
It's in my top ten.
Incest is also pretty cool as a fantasy.
But I would also be weirded out by a dream where my brother came all over my face.
You should keep a dream journal so you can get more vivid family facials.
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>>5283367
Yeah I've noticed that lexapro makes my dreams fucking wacky
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>>5283372
I've been on lexapro for a year and a half almost... and antidepressants for like on and off 4 years now. I didn't keep a journal before I was on it... I'm not sure, but it definitely could be the antidepressants giving me weirder dreams too. You might have a point here... fuck.
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i had a dream last night that i ate some meat
and i didnt like the texture and i spat it out again
ty for reading
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>Chat with cute guy I met
>The conversation is pretty casual, we learn a bit about each other and what we want from relationships
>Suddenly completely out of context he says "I want to fuck you really, really badly."

Does it seem like a butchered flirt?
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>>5283422
LOL

(what did you say?)
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>>5283422
>I want to fuck you really, really badly
Well? Did you fuck him?

If a cute guy literally drops that out of the blue and you don't fuck him, you're trash. Scum of the earth. Probably a tranny in denial tbqh.
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>>5283422
He wants to fuck you, really bad
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>>5283422
G E T I T O N
E
T

I
T

ON
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>>5283422
kinda rude to not sleep with the guy after he says that
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>>5283436
"Straight to the point I see :P "

>>5283437
>>5283465
>>5283451
We are chatting online but I am planning on meeting up with him soon.
He will pummel me in due time.

>>5283440
I guessed that much
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>>5283480
Oh, online chatting ... boring.
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>>5283480
Drop what you're doing and offer him your bp, NOW.
I hope he fucking CRUCIFIES your rectum.
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>>5283489
Lol
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>>5283480
>"Straight to the point I see :P "
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>>5283523
Kill yourself, chink fuck.
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>>5283487
It's more convenient when you're a busy person

>>5283489
>>5283507
Soon I promise

>>5283523
What the hell was I supposed to do, it caught me off gaurd
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Welp Gaygen, within a week I'm going to suppress my Neetness and meet up with a hot brazilian guy for cuddling and sex. Wish me luck.
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>>5283541
>brazilian

buh bye kidneys
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Hell yeah.

Hope you guys get tested stay safe.
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>>5283552
testing is for plebs

hiv russian roulette master race
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>>5283552
If you haven't been pozzed, you're still a virgin.
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>>5283541
I am also planning to go out and get some quality dick soon. I wish you the best, man. We're all going to make it.

>>5283552
Who /PrEP/ here? :^)
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>>5283547
Huh? I don't get it, how does fucking a Brazilian kill the kidneys?
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>>5283569
It doesn't kill them

it just takes them for a ride :^)
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>>5283552
Also for any UK fags you can get free HIV tests delivered to your door from www.test.hiv
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>>5283532
pmfsl gaijin
why are u so mad w/ me? i was giving you legit dietary advice. irritability is a symptom of high sugar intake js tho~~
>>5283537
say something sxc
or better yet send nudes
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>>5283567
>prep
Really? How expensive is it?
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>>5283567
> We're all going to make it.
Thanks, just a couple months ago I was too scared to leave the house, but ever since I installed grindr and talked to a bunch of QTs i've gained the courage to get a job and get out of the house.
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>>5283611
>Legit dietary advice
Your advice involved getting triggered over me eating a bread roll and salad.
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