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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5Z6sNCMvhc

Out with the old:

>>5269114

In with the new!
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first for booger schlob on my nob
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I love Christmas! Just bought a new sweater and super excited for December to start
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>>5270159
Damn man gunna take a bit huh?
>>5270120
everyday is eggnog day!
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first for it's ok to be fat
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>>5270175

Eggnog by the fire on the Polar Express!
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>>5270176
kill yourself one calorie at a time
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>>5270170
I got a nice sweater too. To bad its like useless here.
>>5270176
Its okay anon. <3
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>>5270170
Yeah I love this time of year
So much comfy time with the family
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anyone else /afraidofleavingthehouse/ here?
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>>5270193
Have there been any good new Christmas songs released or really covers of old songs since thats all released.
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>>5270195


all the time since I'm going bald
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>>5270182
The best feeling <3
>>5270195
used to, now I dont give a shit.
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>>5270195
every now and then
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOsr4w49dxk
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>>5270176
It's only okay if you have sweet baratiddies
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>>5270195
I'm not afraid, I just don't leave the house
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>>5270222
post qt 5652.
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>>5270233
do they have to be hairy to count as bara tiddies?

because mine are sweet but smooth
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How do I become Homosexual?
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>>5270176
>first for it's ok to be fat
>mfw Santa calls me fat.
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>>5270248
I think you'll be fine. Post pics
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>>5270254
Have sex with men exclusively
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>>5270254
fuck boys

>>5270246
sadcunt is top tier qt
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>>5270262
I'm fine with that. I am offically gay.
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>>5270271
Yay! You made the right decision!
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>>5270241
good night :3 thanks for the pictures.
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>>5270271
Welcome <3
>>5270241
Night nigg
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>>5270141
>argue with someone that thinks child abuse somehow rationalizes certain destructive behavior
>they argue I don't it get it because ive never been through abuse
>make up stories about how my dads a cop and how if they never had loving parents they should give up
>tfw I understand where they are coming from
>The only person I really troll each day is the man in the mirror
>in four years ill be married with a child abd this is my last stint with internet shit
>the anxiety of the fact that im actually going to be successful makes me nervous
>>5270195
>being afraid of anything ever

>>5270185
I bought a Donald trump long sleeve for the memes
Post you in that sweater
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>>5270302
>>5270279

Thank you all! What's going on tonight?
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>>5270246
judge away
>>5270269
<33
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>>5270319
Aww you're cute
You look so helpless lol
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>>5270318
>tfw anime, the cause of all your sexual confusion, will never be real
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>>5270312
I only have really gay pic man.
>>5270318
Being a faggot as usual.
>>5270319
You have kind eyes.
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>>5270319

Could I keep you,
Here in my pocket, and hang you out and show around?
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>>5270340
You have a really cute body tbqh
Are you trans?
Not that it matters just curious
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>>5270319

Wow...you're really cute. Much better looking than swede.
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>>5270340
Sounds normal. Are you trying out CDing? Nice. I can never do it. My genes permit me to only be a man.
>>5270319
Looking great oniifam

Ooh ooh! Can I camwhore a little bit too?
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>>5270351
awww thank you :3 No I am not trans haha. I just enjoy the fun of it plus I enjoy trying to beat my buddy in cute shit.
>>5270372
Yah its pretty fun but most the enjoyment comes out of the fun of messing with my buddy and making him order shit too haha. You should nigga.
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going swimming tomorrow for the first time in years. boys trunks like a man!!! so glad hrt didn't give me boobs those two years i spent on it.

>>5270319
cute

>>5270340
did not expect this tbqh
crossdressing is fun though.
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I'm trying to sleep but I have a massive fuckingheadache
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>>5270415

Kawaii.

Did you notice good hair-related effects from HRT?
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i am so witty, hue hue.
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>>5270434

Eyyyy
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>>5270434
fucking tranny
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>>5270429
yeah my hair is really thick still on my head but my body hair is pretty pathetic.
honestly i'm really lucky.
i got all of the good cute boy effects out of it and none of the bad.
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>>5270415
>boys trunks
like these? Or full on swimming trunks?
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How the fuck do i flirt with other gay guys? It is killing me.
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>>5270450

I'm thinking of finasteride. How'd you approach the doctor guys about it? I just like my hair and want the best for it.
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>>5270454
Wow someone with a half clean room and a color scheme on gaygen
Who is this guy in the photo
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>>5270469
me
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>>5270441
>tranny

that would imply i'm even remotely female.
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>>5270475
Haha no Hitler isn't a twink
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>>5270454
yeah sort of like those.
i don't think i would look good in baggy trunks. i don't even fit in mens trunks size-wise. i'd have to go into the little boys section.

>>5270465
oh i just went to a written consent place but you can just go to a regular doctor for finasteride i'm pretty sure. just tell him you're losing your hair and want to take it. they might recommend you to a dermatologist but i don't think that's necessary iirc.
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>>5270418
Try to jack off. Ejaculation helps the pain.

>>5270372

Fuck it, I'm doing it. I got new glasses just a few days ago.
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>>5270495
You look disgusting
What is with fags and bad hair cuts anyway?
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>>5270507
5652s haircut looks ok
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>>5270493
Well I mean I'm Hitler, so...

>>5270494
Yeah you gotta get the faggy swimshorts, not trunks
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>>5270493

If only because I'm the littlest helper elf.
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>>5270195
Eyo. I haven't left the house in years.
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>>5270495
Isn't this sludgepuppy or something like that?
You have cute lips
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>>5270526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cuQ9mhvQCs
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>>5270528
Nah, but I have camwhored a little bit before. I don't feel like going by a name.
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>>5270415
Its quite fun and cool to get cute shit. Really you didnt? Im into alot of shit haha.
>>5270495
Hey you remind me of the due I was talking too today.
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>>5270494

Ah, cool.
I'm n-n-not losing it, though... I think.
That's n-n-not even in my f-family.
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>>5270539
Everyone's so skinny here
Cute tbqh
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>>5270558

Not me.
I eat Henry Rollins and shit Arnold Schwartzenegger.
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>>5270539
nice typewriter
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>>5270539
>those skinny legs
So jealous
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>>5270518
http://www.amazon.com/Neleus-Solid-Solar-Brief-Swimwear/dp/B0108I22BS/ref=sr_1_3?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1448168715&sr=1-3&nodeID=1046672&refinements=p_n_size_browse-vebin%3A2343359011
these seem like my style.

>>5270540
hey it's ok either way faM. don't stress.
bald guys are qt if worse comes to worst. ;~;

>>5270539
yeah i like dressing up for boys tbqh.
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>>5270319

it's no wonder why it didn't work out between you & wede
two bottoms can't make a top
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Is there an easy way to tell if the guys messaging you on Grindr are bots? I keep getting messages but I don't even have a picture up so its weirding me out.

I'm new to this stuff.
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>>5270575

No way, someone would surely tell me somewhere down the line if I were actually losing it. I think. I just want to enhance it that all. No baldness ever.
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>>5270575
Those are a little too gay for me.
I'm not a fan of showing my bulge in public

>>5270578
I'd top him
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>>5270583
i feel you. so wait you're not skinny?
what's your weight? ;~;
your pic makes you look super skinny tbqh.
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>>5270580
grindr bots always talk about how they are horny after the gym/running/etc and ask you if you want to see them playing with their dicks.

Then they send you a weird link that you should never open.
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>>5270586
>bulge
yeah idk if i could wear them because i don't have a bulge...
but i like looking really disturbia you know?
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Who's the fattest trip here?
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>>5270580
check their heights, some dumbass bot likes to make everyone 2 foot 3 or some dumb shit like that. Another bot always features the profile "hi, i make porn vids on <spam site here> please look at them."

These bots are pretty obvious. Otherwise, just send a "hey", no bot actually bothers to talk to you, they just want to send you to websites to get viruses.
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>>5270558
thank you nigga <3 Im little too skinny.
>>5270568
Yah its pretty awesome man really fun to mess with.
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>>5270609
I'm totally on the fattest trip right now, man.

Woaah.

Smoking isn't cool.
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>>5270603
>i don't have a bulge
how do you not have a bulge?
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>>5270571
haha gotta look good in socks <3
>>5270575
Its fun and exiting!
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>>5270539
I stayed home today mostly. I must have a clone.
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>>5270627
Yah he was a little older and beefier but had the same look haha.
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>>5270621
i... i have a micro penis...
i only have a bulge when i'm hard tbqh...

>>5270626
word, nigga.
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>>5270635
send dick pick on skype bby c;
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>>5270635
post micropenis t b h bb
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>>5270635
yeye man gotta be real nigga.
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Anybody else got them daddy issues? Seriously.

I'm leaving the home soon. Hopefully I'll be financially independent. I don't need my dad's yelling or fear mongering.

Some days he's nice. Some days he's little more than a way to get money.

I hardly see him on my average day, and we LIVE IN THE SAME HOUSE.

I wouldn't be surprised if he's cheating on my mom.

I hate how I can try to communicate with him but all he can do is talk to me via how he'd love to be my age so he could bang the chick at the other table. He's barely emotionally present.

Definitely not coming out until I'm financially independent.
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>>5270589

How can you even tell? You're looking up my nose and like the only visible body part is a finger or two.

I was skinny, or on the line at least. I'm like 10 lbs over what I should be because I binge eat every day. It's pretty bad of me.
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>>5270635

Hot.
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>>5270635
Bigger or smaller than makis?
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>>5270637
>>5270639
i posted it on here once already when this was brought up before

>>5270650
i have daddy issues like no other. it is awful. and it is fucking up my sex life.
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>>5270660
thicker than maki for sure by a little bit. about the same length maybe .25in-.5in bigger.

>>5270657
y-you think so? ;~;
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>>5270650
Sounds like someone in an unhappy relationship. Hard shit man, trying to relive glory days by using your age as an excuse to talk about what he would do haha.
>>5270661
I really wonder if daddy issues or mom issues are worst, I was raised by my dad haha
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>>5270650
My father's a retarded alcoholic prick if that counts.
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>>5270666
post again
show asshole too
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>>5270650
my dad was always great with me but I remember him not being around a lot when I was little because he worked way too much.

Now I want to get an older guy as a bf

does that count?
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>>5270666

Yeah, when the sexy cops arrest us naked in the square and we're in the suspects lineup the pointer guy's totally going to point to me and be like "That's him! He's the one who slapped me with his penis!" and you'll pretty much get off easy.

And then I'll be put away for life and I'll be all like "Wherever you are, I did this for u, booger." It'll be so romantic and sexy.
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everyones fav tripfag rugby is transitioning now.
starts HRT in a few weeks, ive been talking to him on skype about it all day lol
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>>5270677
i haven't veet'd my butt in weeks. you dont want to see that.
and my dick is really meh.
i'm cut and tiny and not worth anyone's lust.
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>>5270666
You've seen his penis?
He actually showed someone?
I wouldn't show anybody if I was him.
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>>5270689
aft (about fucking time)
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>>5270691

How's veet compare with nair?
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>>5270689
haha that will be interesting.
>>5270691
Its okay nigga you good in my book.
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>>5270687
are you high right now lol? i don't understand this post at all.

>>5270693
well yeah we shared pics and talked for a week and planned out how we were going to meet up... back before his meltdown. before all of mtfg turned on him. when he wasn't an egotistical shitposter and a meme. ;~;

>>5270702
never used nair. i like veet though i have to rub it in with a washcloth really good since my skin is like super fucking resistant. :(
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>>5270661
>>5270686
Me too. I have a strong attraction to the "daddy" types. To the point where people my age aren't as attractive. Now that I think about it, people I look for in relationships would ideally be taking a fatherly role... Making my choices for me, taking care of me...

Fuck.
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>>5270689
swede pls
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>>5270707

I'm sober.

I'm just saying, bby, look, bby: I'll protect you because my dick is bigger than yours. I'll protect you. With my dick.
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>>5270707
Lel you have bad taste
Hes cute but a fucking dipshit
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>>5270318
Hopefully getting some sweet brown starfish
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All I want for Christmas is some dick and money :/
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>>5270319
You're definitely not ugly
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>>5270708
i know these feels.
i think i'm coming down from it now though?
i still like those fatherly traits and find them attractive as fuck, but if they're in a guy around my age i could definitely date him for sure. :/

>>5270718
that's hot. i'm ok with this tbqh. <3

>>5270721
ok what i'm TRYING to explain to you /gg/ people when it comes to my past with his bs is that he wasn't a dipshit when he first started posting. he became a dipshit on here when the penis jokes started on mtfg. around then... i'm over it though. but my taste is good pls no bully.
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>>5270725
Dont we all?
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>>5270418
Weed helps
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>>5270731

I thought you might be.
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>>5270731
I refuse to believe he was ever a good poster ever lol.
He's just an attention whore.
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>>5270731
I mean, I'm attracted to men my age but now that I think about it...
It's usually older men. God damn.
I hate this.
I'm the family disappointment. Went into the arts. Went into education. Probably won't have kids (even though I want them, but I haven't come out), only son who won't pass on the family name (thank FUCK I'm not the only child), didn't do as well as he could have in high school, didn't go to that top college, didn't do that team sport, didn't bang that chick, doesn't have many friends.

Thanks Dad
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>>5270748
>mfw my dad wanted a girl
>"You should keep your hair long, anon, it looks good on you."
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>>5270748
these feels these feels. ;~;
>tfw liberal arts degree
>tfw never pass on family name even if i have kids
>tfw asked girl out for prom back in my closeted days and she told me i was gay and we both knew that i was
>tfw only sports team i joined in high school was bowling
>tfw family didn't go to any of my bowling tournaments
>tfw they went to all my borther's basketball games
>tfw have fucked up sex preferences like that freud would have a field day with >>5270740
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>another conversation about me

Im not that deep of a person where niggas get meta maki yet somehow you do it

Im the same exact person just gives less fucks
My posting styles changed a bunch but old school maki might make a comeback maybe
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>>5270764

Eyyyy, degree!
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>>5270775
worthless degree yeah go me!
now i can work at a retail store and work on art stuff but WITH A DEGREE this time!!!
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>>5270463
Talk to them like people
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>>5270779

Pretty sure you're still qualified for... something...
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>>5270764
>Liberal arts
haha really. You will have someone to tell you good job eventually.
>>5270767
Giving no fucks is nice.
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>>5270788
i could go back to school and get a bachelors in liberal arts and gamble on seeing if i can be a professor in some community college for literature or philosophy courses iirc. but that's my best bet. my degree currently qualifies me for absolutely nothing.
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>>5270797

Oh.

Not even serving coffee?
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>>5270800
well no... i qualify for that by my own merit.
>tfw not a qt barista
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>>5270804
I'm a trained barista!
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>>5270810
i used to be a barista sort of... starbucks... for like a couple months...
kind of wish there was one out here or, even better, an actual cafe.
i'd own that shit.
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>>5270810

This month's special: Mint Snowflake Frappucino!
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>>5270804

Yeah, but the degree qualifies you extra obvs.
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>>5270824
My winter favourite is actually an eggnog latte
frappucinos aren't real coffee

>>5270817
Starbucks is pretty meh
there's a cafe where I work and I train people there
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Can someone please kill me I lost a lot of friends and a boyfriend and I just don't want to live anymore
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>>5270831
it looks better on an application or resume is what you mean i think...
and yeah it does but it also makes me look gay or/and dumb.
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>>5270836
How much are you willing to pay?
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>>5270853
$5000 and all of my stuff
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>>5270848

But you are gay!
Didn't anyone ever tell you that?
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>>5270865
okay the plan is we go out of state, and I kill you.
I cut your hands and feet off, smash your teeth out and disfigure the your face. Burn the body, and dump it.
You tell your friends and family you went on a trip to some other state for drug abuse rehabilitation treatment. And that you had pawned all of your belongings to pay for drugs and what little you had left went to your rehab center trip.

And make it 8,000
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>>5270879
You should change the story to it being one of those anti gay conversion camps. That way it could even do the world some good
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>>5270874
oh shit no way???
i think i'm going to bed now. send that audio clip of your music stuff to me on skype.
i hope you have a good night bb.
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>>5270888

I thought you went to bed a while ago. You mean you've been here all this time?

Will send it whenever Skype decides it works again.
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>>5270896
nah a while ago when i said i had to get offline i was helping out my mom with holiday baking stuff.
and nowwwww i'm going to bed.
and yeah i'm excited to hear it. c;
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Who hear is sick?
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>>5270888
>>5270896
I thought you disliked Girl, Booger? When did you two get all buddy buddy?
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>>5270902
I haven't gotten properly sick in years

>>5270886
Don't tell me how to carry out my hits and I won't tell you how to do yours
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>>5270910
Fiiine

Just tryina do the world some good, dayum.
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>>5270904
she was going to meet with maki, she clearly has no standards
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>>5270904
i used to be mad at him for posting all those nice things because when people say nice things to me like that i end up crying. but he seems like a pretty cool guy and we talked on skype for a bit. ;~; he's also a qt.

gnight /gg/

>>5270917
never change, man.
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>>5270919
Ah. OK then, just trying to look out. It's not good for anyone for someone to get close to a bad influence.
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>>5270919
get in my bed
give me sum hed
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Is it just me or do a lot of gay men have a specific facial structure to their faces?
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>>5270947
idk but I've been told I have a very, "specific" structure to my face.
But my face is just super angular and symmetrical
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>>5270919

'Night.

>>5270925

Don't get in the way of my insidious dark witchery.
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>>5270910
I wish I could say that, I used to have a nice hardy immune system. But ever since college I don't take care of myself well enough. I suck at remembering basic things, like eating or sleeping.
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>>5270879
Okay well I don't have an extra $3k so I guess dying is now off the table. Also you have sufficiently creeped me out enough to not want to die anymore.

Guess I just gotta start from rock bottom again.
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>>5270974
I wouldn't bother getting creeped out by an edgy faggot if I were you. It will only encourage them to keep being retarded.
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>>5270987

Hey! You take that back or you're going on the naughty list!
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>>5270974
You are filled with determination.
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>>5270994
Christmas Hitler always there to back me up
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>>5270997

You know it, O. H!
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>>5270974
Creeped out of killing himself haha.
>>5271001
eyyy Christmas hitler
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>>5271001
You said you were from femgen, so did we ever speak there?
Do I know who you actually are?
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>>5270995
This game made me cry lmao. I just finished it today and it made me feel somewhat better about myself
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>>5271042
I cried a lot too.
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>>5271005

Merry Christmas!

>>5271009

We spoke there a lot, but I don't know if you know who I actually am.

All you know is I'm Santa's little helper!
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>>5271048
did you name/trip there?
idk who you are because you won't tell me lol
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>>5271063

I did.

Jingle jingle I love Christmas.
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>>5271075
I'll probably remember you then
just tell me fgt
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>>5271042
I wish I had more pictures of undertale. I cried like a bitch through the whole ending.
>>5271047
All the endings were mentally and emotionally scaring in some context. Especially the genocide then pacifist ending.
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>>5271102
I'm not gonna play the genocide route. Or kill any of the characters to begin with.
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>>5271102
I don't think I can do genocide ending, i watched some of it on youtube and I'm too much of a wimp to kill everyone because they all just want to be friends with you and it makes me upset
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>>5271113
I tried to do the genocide route on a different computer after my first run went to pacifist and I didn't want to change it. I managed the first few monsters fine, a little sad but you know I wanted to know what happened. Then I got to Toriel. I didn't expect her to die. I just. I didn't I stopped, restarted, and did full pacifist on that file too.
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>>5271083

I'm Hitler.

I hang my stockings early in case Santa declares Christmas in July.
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>>5271118
Should I watch it on youtube? Or will it just upset me?
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>>5271125
I can't decide if you like me or hate me
either way you should just say what your trip was

>>5271102
>>5271113
>>5271118
I've yet to play it.
What's the average playtime?
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>>5271128
What would Frisk do.

>>5271135
I doubt you would enjoy it.
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>>5271128
It will probably upset you but its worth watching because there is a lot of different story.

I just felt really bad whenever someone died.
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>>5271140
>I doubt you would enjoy it.
Why do you say that?
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>>5271135

Ok.

Are you ready?
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>>5271145
Yes, but I doubt you'll actually tell me because you're too committed to the joke of being Christmas Hitler
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>>5271140
Frisk was a strange helpful child.
>>5271143
Ahh. I am torn
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>>5271153

No!
You're wrong!

That's in bad Christmas sopirit! Downright grinchy! I was going to tell you, but now you'll have to wait!
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>>5271161
>Tfw no Frisk best friend
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A black guy fucked me and it hurt.
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>>5271169
I'd explore the forest for days
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>>5271174
There's nothing in there except a couple of mr skeltals.
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>>5271180
And I would have a snowball fight with them.
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>>5271183
I don't think a snowball fight with Sans would be much fun.
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>>5271164
You never responded to my question, do you like me or hate me?
Because I honestly can not tell
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>>5271199
I wouldn't want to be serious about it or nothin! I swear.
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>>5271200

It depends.

Do you hate yourself?
Also, how do you feel about chestnuts roasting on an open fire?
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>>5271218
I think I'm a pretty cool guy t b h

And chestnuts are pretty good but I've never roasted them myself
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>>5271207
I mean because it would be impossible to hit him.
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>>5271223

Well, I want to like you, but I'm going to have to consult with the big guy about that last part.
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>>5270319
are you eurasian?
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>>5271227
Teach me, Christmas Hitler.
Show me how to roast those nuts
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>>5271245

Ok.
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How do I find cute boys to netflix and chill with?
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>>5271264

Ask Santa.
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>>5271266
:(
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>>5271269
Myshkin would've made a better trip I think.
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>>5271264
I was watching netflix with a boy during my first kiss
kind of unrelated, but thought I'd share
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>>5271278
>tfw I like C&P better
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>>5271285
then we must fight.
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>>5271282
Give me more details so I can fap, please
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>>5271278

>no qt neurotic epileptic jesus bf
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>>5271288
whatever it's just pretentious russian garbage anyways
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>>5271295
gross
and it was awkward
we were watching Dazed and Confused per my recommendation, and we were cuddling on his couch and he awkwardly asked if he could kiss me and we made out for like 15 minutes
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As I was carving my initials into my skin with a boxcutter I realized that ive kind of lost my mind a little. I've become jaded and extremely hateful but still positive.
Im going to take a mental break for sure too try to reclaim my sanity again.
Wish me luck girls
I hope something kills me
I've spent an hour trying to bypass tfe filters that are blocking me. Its not just a regular ban shit.
I also am permanetely banned from the super smash site now im extremely bored. Reddits perma banned also because I made someone delete his account and made two subs make a sticky about my behavior including one that had over 100k su scribers.

Maki
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>>5271304
you are having a mental break down because of my maki tulpa, sorry.
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>>5271304
ilysfm maki</3
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Who's Maki, what did Maki do?
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>>5271302
keep going, boy. what happened next? was he a good kisser? did you touch his benis?
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>>5271335
maki is a child rapist,who planned to meet up and rape children with rugby.
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>>5271341
neither of us were good at kissing
I don't think anybody is for their first kiss
and no it ended to us both falling asleep watching movies
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>>5271348
>tfw he doesn't know i stayed awake
>tfw i touched his benis while he was sleeping
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Oh god I have a date with a guy man idk wut do. Hes really sweet but im still nervous cause hes pretty really decent looking :/
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>>5271362
My ex used to leave his hand on my penis while I was sleeping. It was quite uncomfortable.
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>>5271375
Just about every date I've been on, the guy has been objectively more attractive than I am.
But that's not a bad thing, just go with it.
Be confidant in yourself, faggot
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>>5271381
Yah I was amazed he thought I was cute. I have never giggled like that in my life man. Ill try my friend. To bad hes only on vacation :/
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>>5271401
>>To bad hes only on vacation :/
yeah my problem is the only super cute boys I've ever been on dates with have had shit personalities
it's hard to find cute boys who also have great personalities
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>>5271410
Yah he was very accommodating about it. Hes trying to be a gentlemen hehe. Yah im also talking to a guy that seems more interested in a relationship so theirs that. I hope it all works out c:
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>tfw no slav bf to wake up with in the countryside and playing russian folk songs while drinking tea from a samovar with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QOgrfl4RTw
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>>5271344
...hand in hand the two would skip through central park looking for young children to abduct.
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Can i get some dic pics?
3one4685seventyseven19
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>>5271375
Just remember that a date implies mutual interest and all will be well. He thinks you're attractive on some level.
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>>5271486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f48fpoSEPU
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>>5271493
Don't listen to him. In Dreams, anything is possible...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPqZs7Vl_xg
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tfw u accidentally dislocate your hip and now it's gonna be sore for like a week
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>>5271508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOjVjc5vJ6I
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>>5271510
D:
are you 80?
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>>5271512
His underweightness has probably given him osteoporosis like a 80 year old woman.
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>>5271512
>>5271515
no lol I used to take hgh and a side-effect is that your the your hip may not grow evenly so the socket is slightly larger than the ball part of the joint that fits in it.
Makes me flexible af because I can partially dislocate my hips but sometimes it pops the whole way out and it hurts like fuck lol
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How do I find other gay ppl just to be friends and not to try and fuck me?
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>>5271530
Why must they be gay if you want just friends?
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>>5271530
only irl gay friends I have are two lesiabs and my ex boyfriend
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>>5271530
I'll be your friend but only if you're attractive
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YRdxHHFKvQ
Take me down little Susie, take me down
I know you think you're the queen of the underground
And you can send me dead flowers every morning
Send me dead flowers by the mail
Send me dead flowers to my wedding
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>>5271511
>go on dinner date
>excuse yourself at the very beginning
>***SPOTLIGHT***
>perform this song in drag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4DQd3gemRg
Would this be too over the top for a first date?
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>>5271551
It would work.

In a John Waters movie. Funny as fuck though.
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These are the lone gay hours I guess.
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>>5271486
Yah was fairly surprised. Probably likes me for my age desu. Too bad its gunna be over by monday :c
>>5271493
>>5271508
>>5271511
Basically how I feel about it since he will leave :c
But at least I have a another cute guy interested in me from here <3
>>5271576
Its real nigga hours.
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>>5271530
It's not possible unless you are hideous looking. But then hideous gays will wanna fuck you instead. The power of dick controls all.
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>Be 18
>Meet up with 42 year old
>We watch some tv and talk,
>He finds me extremely attractive
>He starts lightly rubbing
>We make out and cuddle
>Go to his bedroom and switch between cuddling and having sex
>I cum 3 times
>He has a bendy dick and hits the right spot every time
>We order pizza and cuddle while watching TV
>This guy has a shitton of snacks
>I sleep at his place and cuddle while going to sleep
>Wake up with more sex
>Eat breakfast
>He goes to work and I go back home

This is the fucking best, I've never had a this good time or felt this good while being with someone
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>Have straight crush
>He's super touchy feely, always asks how I'm really feeling
>Were in a pub last evening celebrating a friend's birthday
>I'm sort of blank and absent-minded, just me
>Asks what is bothering me
>Tell him nothing and just say I'm tired from work
>Get a ride home together in a friend's car
>Hugs me playfully and pats me on the head and shit
>Feels good man.jpg
>Get dropped off first
>Evening ends
>Never talk about it again

This shit happens all the time. It's common in my circle of friends to be a little more touchy - feely because we're all dudebros. But the way he does it.. he seems genuinely concerned about me, and legitimately pats me on the head and rubs my shoulders as a friendly gesture. It's just hnnng.

How do I deal with this. He is straight, has a grillfriend and doesn't take too well to homosexuals. I've outed myself in front of most close dude friends except for him, pretty much.

Should I tell him to stop, or can I potentially keep it like this without hurting myself too much?
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>>5271614
>don't have any good advice for you on this, sorry. but...
I always wonder about these types. Like if they are actually self-hating/closeted bisexuals. It seems every time that I know someone who behaves like this and they are not over the top homophobic, they always end up being bisexual.

>Not talking about just regular touchy-feely but the ones that seem to go a little further

Anyway, I would lean toward outing yourself if it troubles you so much just so you can get past it all but only if it's that bad for you. Otherwise, I'm more of a "out yourself only when necessary" type guy.
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Body dysmorphic disorder is real guys.
I've lost so much weight now and even my father said in front of a saleswoman that I'm anorexic and that I should stop with my diet.
I still feel fucking fat and ugly when I look in the mirror though and I also hate eating and food and regret it every time I eat something "unhealthy.

/blog
You guys won't change my mind or help me anyways I guess but I just wanted to let some steam off.
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>>5271655
I dunno, he is pretty straight-forward, confident and thinks about a lot of things very often. He's vegan, a humanitarian activist, studying medicine, does a lot of sports... he's just not the type to be questioning about things.

He hasn't outed himself yet, so I doubt he is gay, really.

But maybe I will out myself... I kind of try to push him away and stuff, not because it's uncomfortable. On the contrary, it's too comfortable. If I ever get too used to it, I think I'll end up metaphorically stabbing myself in the dick.

I doubt he'll be unaccepting. It's more of 'I don't get these people' rather than a 'I hate these people'
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>>5271614
It's tricky. Maybe out yourself if you're willing to deal with the possibility of him never talking to you again. But hopefully it wont come to that.

Either way he has a girlfriend and holding on to your feelings for him is unhealthy. It'd be best to make him back off a bit one way or another.
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>>5271669
>doubt.jpg
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>>5271677
Well, you don't have to believe me anyways.
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>>5271669
I just say fuck it eat more cause I know im skinny fuck anyway. Takes determination tbqh and some support. First step is to loving yourself again.
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