What's your favorite thing to put on bread, /mtfg/?
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old >>5244432
this is why I don't wear makeup desu.
Nth for yuri
>tfw happily no anyone
>>5246092
>What's your favorite thing to put on bread, /mtfg/?
EVERYTHING
>>5246092
You know that makes you fat, right?
>>5246098
It's not the makeup on the outside, it's the makeup on the inside.
>>5246093
>I never get gendered male guys!
First for secretly believing cartman is a closet tranny
n+xth for tfw
Top 10 for fighting off depression with gains!
>putting things on bread
but that's impure
>>5246112
>secretly believing
You're all beautiful and gonna make it!
>>5246100
But that's FORBIDDEN LOVE D:
My skills and work experience are all over the place, I don't know where to apply. At least I have a pretty bomb ass resume finished.
>>5246124
im a retard when it comes to wording stuff
>>5246130
awesome! That's half the battle!
>>5246130
Apply literally anywhere that's hiring.
>>5246130
now go get a job
>>5246132
i forgibe you
>>5246130
the only place where they would hire you is at a milk farm as a cow
>tfw no owner
>>5246139
>tfw not qualified
rip dreams
I'm one month in today and I just want to say thanks to everyone for sharing this experience with me.
>>5246141
1. grow udders
2. the job is yours!
>>5246140
People look for pets with pedigree, not mutts off the street.
>>5246147
I tried, I failed. I don't have the genetics for it.
>>5246143
your welcome, man
>>5246143
np loli
>>5246148
u can call me pedigreetgirlgamer420
>>5246148
>mutts off the streets
b-but some owners might be into that
>>5246115
>>5246126
>>5246156
Alas transgendered pets just require too much attention.
>>5246161
u gotta take what u can get tbhon, the economy doesnt support the job seeker being picky
>>5246107
Bread doesn't make you fat, overeating makes you fat. Any normal person with a normal appetite won't get fat from eating bread or carbs or added sugars.
It's only when you start adding in bad habits around food that people get fat. Being a fatty glutton makes you fat. It literally takes more motivation and effort to get fat than it does to be skinny, stopping when you're full is easy, it's a chore to over eat to the point of being overweight.
And in the end carbs is love, carbs is life.
>>5246168
>the economy doesnt support the job seeker being picky
Well will I come off as a weirdo applying with non matching job experience?
>>5246166
this is true desu
>>5246125
y-you too
>>5246169
I wouldn't teach someone that still says "bread makes you fat" anything. This is just the non-fat yogurt episode of Seinfeld all over again...
>>5246161
no. you would be fed grass or whatever cows eat, your udders tied to tubes and milked dry so that millions of americans have milk in their cereal every day
>>5246169
Whatever fatty.
>>5246163
elanna, i...
>>5246177
>Cereal
Disgusting
>>5246170
nope its better to apply for everything, even shit you arent properly qualified for (unless its way out of ur league like a lawyer ect.), you could get lucky and get the job.
>>5246170
at worst, you'll come off as desperate
>>5246178
>fatty
Hon, my BMI is 18 which is borderline underweight. It's literally only fatties who have a fear of carbs and bread.
>>5246185
>BMI 18
>>5246179
Y-you what? o////o;
>>5246189
>>5246185
Most people here are either borderline anorexic or butterballs, not to mention having weird ideas regarding the functioning of human male bodies. In short not the kind of people you ask for dietary advice (not that you ask trannies for any kind of advice but still).
>>5246092
MORE FRESH BREAD
JUST WHAT I LIKE
NOTHING THATS BEEN SITTING OUT FOR AN HOUR
>>5246191
>orange
whoa watch out for all those scary carbs, girl!
>>5246195
no prob it's the least I can do
>>5246195
go back to twitch pls
>>5246194
>tfw a mix of borderline anorexic and butterballs
i have an auschwitz survivor chest, love handles, big thighs and skinny arms
>>5246177
uh
why is this turning me on
>>5246188
>way to take all the fun out of it
you're bad at fetishes
>>5246211
i remember there was a gif that had a spanish boy and the spanish mom combed out all of them out :D
>>5246211
WHAT THE FUJCK
>>5246211
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>5246211
wtf m8
>>5246211
maybe if you weren't a filthy fucking human you wouldn't have parasites like one
>>5246190
i... i just...
>>5246222
yeah u got me nigger, happy?
>>5246225
PLEASE
take your parasite infested heads somewhere else
>>5246226
100%
now transbian love?
>>5246212
I think fetishes are gross so there is that.
![[banana intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/mPqGMva.gif "[banana intensifies].gif")
>>5246245
you can't be 100% vanillla
I want to push Kayla in front of a bus.
>>5246247
woah there nelly,
you can't say that here you cheeky goober. Maybe this accepted in /b/ but not on my board :^)
>>5246246
yep, I just want a guy to cuddle me and I want to treat his cock like a candy cane
>>5246161
You don't have that luxury rn kay
Its take literally Amy job you can get or end up homeless and broke. Get anything you can at first, but while you're working that first one, still look for another one so you can be picky and still keep ur bills paid.
>>5246253
I am sure quite a lot of peeps here share that sentiment regarding Kayler.
>>5246256
you must have one interesting kink
>that feel when no bf to hold me and tell me everything will be alright
>>5246260
reeee
>>5246225
M-me too bexe... >/////<
>>5246259
What's an Amy job ? Jusr put ur resume out there with any job you apply for and do follow up calls till you land something >>5246266
>tfw lonely ugly and just want anyone to like you
>>5246241
oh anon ;3
>>5246266
Bad timing anon. It's transbian hour right now.
>>5246262
Nope, unless missionary is a kink.
>>5246271
>What's an Amy job ?
>literal autism
I was joking because you misspelled any.
>>5246275
I wish transbians kept all their girl on girl talk in /tlg/
>>5246246
she is trying to copy bio women by assuming that women have no fetishes thanks to her misogynist upbringing
>>5246274
they say im smooth with the ladiessss :^)
>>5246283
nail meet head
>plant still hasn't showed up
>starting to get scared she wont show up at all
>>5246283
No, I just think sex and sex related things are fucking gross.
>>5246292
so u just want someone to cum in ur ass and call it a day?
>>5246283
Kayla probably just needs a stern loving
>>5246291
she planned this all along!!! :^)
>>5246292
>talks about dicks all the time
>"sex related things are gross"
Are you a God-fearing pure Christian woman now or are you just a fucking liar?
>>5246280
Have fun living on the streets.
>>5246294
yep
>>5246300
She's just crazy anon.
>>5246303
Either you're lying again or you've managed to be more emotionally broken than everyone
![IMG_5804[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UPCXoNf.jpg "IMG_5804[1].jpg")
>walking home
>two guys pass by
>one bumps into my shoulder
>didn't hear what he said, said sorry
>both start beating the shit out of each other
>wait a minute to ask what happened
>wander off after getting bored of waiting
??????
>>5246300
Well I like cocks, but like when anyone mentions fetishes I think of edgar and want to throw up.
>>5246281
Tlg is so slowwwww
>>5246280
Oh lmao. I didn't even notice
>>5246310
"leave the lady be, foul brute"
>>5246311
What the fuck has Edgar to do with fetishes now?
>>5246311
top fucking kek, go to bed kayla ur tired
>>5246311
Whenever anyone mentions anything I think of caddy
![IMG_5731[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AGVVkKA.jpg "IMG_5731[1].jpg")
>>5246318
this was like round the corner we didn't see each other coming. might have been a previous argument anyways
>tfw will never pass
>tfw even crossdressers who aren't on hormones pass better than you
>>5246092
>all food is bad and full of potassium
>bread is going to make you fat
What the fuck are you supposed to eat
>>5246322
check this out baby gurl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWZwLCKyR1Q
>>5246323
WHAT IS THAT
>>5246312
>you will never watch Elanna sleep
>>5246312
You could shitpost on /gaygen. No different than this place..
>>5246319
Something something BDSM scene culture
>>5246326
Do you think caddy liked this kind of music
>>5246276
it kind of is, by being essentially kink-less, in a world of freaky sex, being a normie, you become the pervert, as perverseness is all about social norms.
i thought i was pretty vanilla but i have an oral fixation and my whole body is sensitive. i'm a bit submissive but i get off on being dominant so long as i'm doing all the things that i enjoy receiving to someone, hopefully making them feel like i feel- sensory stuff, blindfolds, light restraints, mild denial of pleasure, general playing around with sensation, use of toys. not exactly fetishes per say, or are they.
but my greatest fetishes are love, romance, eye contact during missionary and holding hands. i'm a freak desu
So much yuri going on here o////o I-I need to find Umewmew.
>>5246336
You could ask her.
>>5246339
Are you caddy posting as anon
>>5246310
sounds like one was defending your honor
>>5246337
>holding hands
this tbhon
>>5246340
No I am just tired of you whining over her.
>>5246346
I'm going to pretend you are caddy if that's ok with you
Do you like that kind of music caddy
>>5246329
>you will never spend the day with elanna cuddling in bed and posting on /mtfg/ together
>lock computer to go get water
>thumbprint scanner doesn't turn on
>i don't remember my password
>computer locks down
Shikata ga nai, time to reboot the idiot thing
Worst relationship ever
>>5246337
>i thought i was pretty vanilla but i have an oral fixation and my whole body is sensitive. i'm a bit submissive but i get off on being dominant so long as i'm doing all the things that i enjoy receiving to someone, hopefully making them feel like i feel- sensory stuff, blindfolds, light restraints, mild denial of pleasure, general playing around with sensation, use of toys. not exactly fetishes per say, or are they.
It might sound selfish but I want someone to want to do this kind of stuff to me
>>5246348
lmao
this is my favourite type of shitposting.
>>5246338
>>5246332
>posting Yuri on gaygen
Why? o.o
>>5246329
;~; I could live stream it
>>5246362
i'd check out that stream
>tfw epilating your happy trail
death when?
>>5246348
Fuck that's disturbing. May I know your name anon? So I can tell her who asked?
>>5246359
Thank you for the kind words caddy ;_; just like always
![IMG_5787[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zlWeoEa.jpg "IMG_5787[1].jpg")
>>5246336
I think of this song everytime anyone mentions caddy
>>5246328
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>>5246343
n-no... it was probably brothers fighting iktf hehe... ._.
>reboot computer
>account still locked
Baby no don't be like that I need you
>>5246369
this picture makes me feel weird
>>5246365
Story time please, we are all ready.
>>5246366
I dyed my hair blonde and am wearing blue contacts so I can be just like you caddy
The only escape is death
>>5246375
That's what you get for not running as an admin on your computer at all times.
>>5246365
strange, hrt completely killed my happy trail, I guess those T shots are working Jaye.
I'm at the mall looking at girls clothes, swimsuits, pyjamas.
Too bad I'm just hanging with my mom and she doesn't accept I'm trans.
>>5246365
Happy trail?
>>5246350
>viking boypucci
that gave me a girlboner
good morning everyone !
>>5246386
I was too lazy to make myself the real admin I just gave myself admin access because it was easier
>>5246388
im wagering that strip of hair that comes up from your pubes and over ur bellybutton
>>5246362
Forbidden love is best love >////< And she says the sweetest things anyone's ever said to me before, and calls me cute names.
>>5246369
>>5246387
>tfw will never wear girl clothes, swimsuits and pyjamas because my body is too manly
I just saw Edgar on ShemaleYum
>>5246401
same
it hurts to live
>>5246387
same here anon
lets cuddle
>>5246355
until you've been blindfolded and your lover begins to kiss you all over and you start to feel a pattern to it and you reckon they'll kiss a part next and you feel their warmth pass over you, you get so worked up preparing for it, you feel their breath on your flesh... they pause and the wait is torture... then they laugh and move up to kiss your mouth... nothing like it desu senpai, and that's just that. you can spend a whole evening just getting all flustered doing that. and doing it in return, turning the tables... just as good.
scratching and biting in moments of passion, handholding but being pinned spreadeagle with your hands, stroking and tickling (with hands or a feather) while blindfolded is like 10x more sensitive. i have to use toys in a dom role because crippling dysphoria so its a fact of life but different textures and stuff... of course there's nothing like sucking dick, eating pussy, eating ass, having someone sit on your face, exploring someone with your tongue, kissing and sucking nipples (nipple rings are a plus here)
i only just started learning sex is great, it doesn't have to be a disappointing dysphoric cry fest followed by a long shower and escaping out of a window
>>5246386
>hrt completely killed my happy trail
typical passer with the intersex condition
get out ree
>>5246398
Oh. Why not Nair? I use it on my entire body except my face.
>>5246403
say it aint so
>>5246371
Anon, I'm not even the anon who you decided could be Caddy. Let's try and get you her Steam, ok?
>>5246418
It's tru
>>5246381
Fuck anon, that one tickled me
>>5246421
Thank you caddy
>>5246424
post the link
this caddy posting is nice
>>5246429
If you won't add her on Skype, why don't we ask someone on her who has her if she is willing to give you her steam?
>>5246411
The closest I've been to anything like that is my laptop acting like it's going to let me log in, and then not
I'm actually feeling sick, being locked out
This cannot be healthy
I'm going to shut it down again and see what happens
>>5246408
Yes please.
I have the girliest frame, I'm even more body-cute than my sister but just because I have a fucking penis and a man's face I'm not allowed to dress cute.
>>5246436
>I used it on my face once cos my friend convinced me it was fine too, and had a red spot on my face in perfect beard shape for like 4 days ;~:
L O L
O
L
>>5246206
Delish...
>>5246362
>tfw you will never livestream with elanna
who /massivenerd/ here?
Does mtfg have a tinychat group?
>>5246448
/healthyweightnerd/ reporting in
yooooooo i just woke up from a nap n i have a lot to do tonight -_-
>>5246436
not everyone here is a filthy passer like you reeeee
>>5246448
I'm in an unrequited relationship with my laptop at the moment
>>5246445
you mean vomit inducing
my body makes me want to puke every day
>>5246414
Korra you need to hurry and get on estro
>>5246457
lol, you think ginger passes? probably a top 5 bottom hon here.
>>5246460
Not everyone can be like Andreja anon.
>>5246460
Not by my tastes. Post it, anon?
>>5246467
by that logic everyone is a hon
Is it weird if a girl asks a boy out?
>>5246476
Only if the boy is not gay.
>>5246487
Can you get any more popper peeved?
>>5246476
but you must stay pure transbian! dont fall into the hands of evil straight people
>>5246476
it is weird when a boy asks a person with Y chromosome out
don't eat garlic
it will destroy ur estrogen
>>5246510
B-but he's hot ;~;
>>5246487
>t. the latest unsubtle attempt at going "reeeeee passers get out"
>>5246015
Deep set eyes aren't manish tbqh
>>5246476
no ! it's cute :3
>>5246476
"oh no, im gay. sorry, i dont date girls"
p-l-a-n b-a-c-k-f-i-r-e-d
>>5246524
please no i love garlic bread...
>>5246446
>tfwywn livestream with bexe
back
i was already admin though which is weird
>>5246530
>tfw godess amongst mankind
>>5246575
do me bum then
>>5246575
O hi Lil <3
>>5246580
she can't
Also what's the FtM equivalent of a hon? I think my friend is becoming one...
>>5246573
p-pls no bully, ufuflu too strong
>>5246589
lol
bye bye
my laptop and i are going to dinner, then chem lab to do who knows what
>>5246589
lol
>tfw no one to urinate on
I want to break Jormy's legs.
>>5246589
lol
>>5246598
who's Jormy?
there's no Jormys here
>>5246590
Sounds like you have a lot in common, good luck with your FtM boyfriend hon.
>>5246586
hi :3
>>5246589
she can peg me
>>5246590
You know what
I'll give you a special deal m8. I will show how wonderful grill on grill is and bring you back to the one and only pure sexuality transbianism
>>5246612
Lily is a man with a vagina.
>>5246565
>tfw you will never watch livestreams while sharing a blanket with elanna
>>5246590
how far along are they?
>>5246603
Jormy is a male name.
>>5246612
There should be a law about post ops pegging anyone, like they should be arrested and have their fucking vag sewn closed then or made to pay a fine and fund an actual trans persons srs.
>>5246619
i don't know any Jormys
there's a jörmy who posts here if that's who you're looking for
>>5246615
ftms are people too you sick fuck
make it stop
>>5246624
>trans people
>having laws in their favor
Good joke, gurl
>>5246624
"if you want to have fun crowdfund my vag"
-kayla
>>5246476
It isn't weird at all. But when an unpassing tranny with a face and voice like yours does it that will send chills up his spine and cause nightmares.
>>5246624
oh im laffin
>>5246636
Shut the fuck up trust fund axe wound. You're an autistic man with a fetish and make all of our lives harder by existing.
Can bread go with sushi?
>>5246645
how so bud ?
>>5246639
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>>5246618
They started a month before me so..... A year and a bit? They got a mohawk last week and it looks really bad
>>5246648
>bread and sushi
>>5246636
sure, I would do an indie gogo fund to get srs
>>5246626
Jormy is like being named Thor you can't get any more masculine than that gday m8
>>5246654
BTFO
>>5246444
Lol, you should've seen how much concealer I caked on to hide it. It was enough to hide my freckles. I looked like streetwalker.
>>5246449
KYAAAAA~
>>5246457
aww, shucks
>>5246467
Wouldn't bottom hon be good as opposed to top hon?
>>5246476
Not at all! Just be sure to stutter, blush, and look at the ground when you do it. It's how I got my ex bf.
>>5246475
You're a hon! I'm a hon! EVERYONE GETS TO BEE A HON!!!
>OprahBees.gif
>>5246630
This is 95% of the girls I went to school with
>>5246648
wrap it in pita bread instead of seaweed
>>5246658
>95% of the girls I went to school with
what was that like?
>>5246625
Aren't you married?
>>5246661
blasphemy
>>5246652
Compared to your shit unkempt hair?
>>5246636
I wish I could get mine crowdfunded..omg..so pricey.
>>5246617
>tfw you will never pull the blanket up, snuggle closer to bexe and steal a kiss
>>5246683
Get a room you two holy moly
>>5246683
Can you fuck off with this already?
>>5246694
>bexe and elanna being in the same province
heh
>>5246687
>wouldn't it be easier to get a job for you than wait and hope ?
Well you not being and american you don't know how fucked it is to get work here.
>>5246702
I think a fundme works better, if you aren't such an autist to milk redditors for money, they'll throw some bucks your way.
>>5246702
true
