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What is your thanksgiving plans gaygen?
>>5237190
Morning with my father, afternoon at a party w/friends, evening with SO and family.
>>5237190
Go home from school and be accosted by my family about everything going wrong with my life for a week straight.
>>5237190
My family goes out of town for Thanksgiving, and I work. So I will be spending it at home, alone.
>>5237190
Most likely making a turkey and mash potatoes for my family, then party with friends.
>>5237203
True, true.
>>5237177
>>5237203
Don't be such a stick in the mud, Anon.
>>5237197
We kind of look alike when I wear glasses. I'm obviously more of a Quinn though.
>>5237190
I'd like to go to the US and celebrate thanskgiving some day.
Halloween and Christmas too, while we're at it.
Here no one really cares about those holidays, not even Christmas.
And in any case, it's summer here so Christmas doesn't make any sense.
>hey, it's 40°C outside let's decorate everything with reindeer and snowflakes!
>>5237227
your voice is very soothing c:
>>5237227
How old are you?
>>5237233
Where do you live Australia?
>>5237227
man up and stop being a faggot
you ruin the gay community
>>5237190
remember when they had people vote on which two turkeys to be pardoned last year?
>>5237240
>Where do you live Australia?
not really but something like that
>>5237238
21.
>>5237234
ty, some people say I sound like a young Dakota Fanning.
>>5237241
I'm very masculine, I think you're just jealous of how masc I am, sweetie.
>>5237254
Are you a sheep fucker, mate? Don't take kindly to your kind around here, yeah? Glass cunts like you every Fridey, ya fuckin drongo.
>>5237260
I enjoy accents like yours they are just so nice to listen too. <3
>>5237260
Oh. Too young.
Its been nice. But I'll be ignoring you from now on. Goodnight.
>>5237260
>Are you a sheep fucker, mate? Don't take kindly to your kind around here, yeah? Glass cunts like you every Fridey, ya fuckin drongo.
I have no idea what you're trying to say, but no
>>5237277
>Too young
*too old
I think it's about time you went to bed, Mexi. I'm concerned for your health, goodnight.
>>5237270
ty ty
>>5237285
Drivin up my housing prices are ya? Bout time we teach you dumb cunts a lesson, I reckon. Hop back on ya little boat, ya fuckin chink caaaarnt.
>>5237312
I thought you and maki were a thing
>>5237322
I thought he was maki?
What about-?
>>5237322
WE aren't a thing, Maki is MY thing, mate.
He's not here atm, but I really wish he was 2bqh.
Feeling a bit pent up in the willy tbvh, this Mondey arvo.
>>5237335
Anything outside an ear is too tryhard and gross looking tbqh.
>>5237338
Lel last I read he was the one fucking you while you were begging for it
>>5237345
Maki, is that you?
I really do want Maki to fuq me tbqh. It's really silly seeing that incompetent dust bunny try to use his [NON FUNCTIONAL] (2^2)/(8932579^0) inch willy tbch.
>>5237346
Too much effort, and I don't feel like talking at the moment.
>>5237368
Okay thanks man. Ill wait c:
>>5237368
No its not maki but one of his fans.
You know he's better looking than you and better in every single way and hes lowering himself down by being with you.
Is there -any- nonstandard piercing gaygen will like?
Hunting for the funnest piercing (that I also personally like) that I'd get the least amount of shit for.
>>5237381
Nipple piercings look good imo
Only on girls though
>>5237392
.. do mine count?
>>5237376
k, ty ty
>>5237377
Maki is pretty popular. "Just ignore the fans, beautiful," he sometimes tells me when I'm lying in his arms. "They get a little crazy, but doesn't love make everyone a little crazy?" He says while I bury my head in his thick chest fur.
"I love you Myakki.." I coo before drifting off to sleep.
>>5237381
>Is there -any- nonstandard piercing gaygen will like?
no fuck off
>>5237403
You're a faggot
>>5237381
I like pierced eyebrows. Anything more than that is just 2edgy4me
>>5237410
Makis kind of cute
>>5237425
Thats nice. From what ive seen he seems pretty nice. Always fun to talk to like most people here.
Oh fuckin'
That's what I get for hanging out in /soc/
Piercing questions were me
I want to find one.
>>5237484
Don't you already look wild enough with the hair and...you have a lip piercing don't you?
>>5237484
I always loved the belly piercing for some reason. How much wilder can you get circe <3
>>5237490
Two on my left ear lobe, my left eyebrow, left cheekbone, right nostril, spiderbite and both my nipples.
And, I dunno, I like piercings.
The initial wound and long period of care and recovery to make what is essentially a decorated scar. It's, like.. therapuetic.
And plus, also, yes, I love how they look.
It's not about looking wild, though, it's just.. I dunno. It's an intimate thing. Modifying my body.
Wounding, caring and healing.
>>5237493
Even a horizontal one?
>>5237503
Yah gets me flustered for some reason hehe. The're pretty cute but thats only my opinion.
>>5237503
You're a fucking loon, Circe. Off your rocker, a complete fruitloop tbqh.
>Multiple solutions required
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TRUMP 2016
>>5237522
ayyyyyy <3
>>5237522
pls stop your face scares me
This place is literally dead without maki and his erp
will there ever be a more alpha gay than randy kraft
nigga raped+killed us marines for fun
>>5237503
Has all that caused to fear lightening more than you previously did?
DON'T DIE ON ME, GG!
GANBATTE!
>>5237810
Your boyfriend isn't around post cock
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>>5237815
You can't fool me, Myakki.
uh so i knew you guys only want white guys but uh what about eurasians? are we fucked too?
>>5237830
Go shoot up a sorority, hafu scum.
>>5237832
N-no! I have to go buy some din dins, then do my study for an exam tomorrow!
Hey on an unrelated note whats the rarest cloud formation yall have seen? Just a plain ole' cumulus for me.
>>5237856
My heads not up in the clouds gay boy
>>5237855
It's for a pretty standard Biology subject I'm taking this semester, focusing on plants, animals and evolution. Interesting, but not something that's particularly relevant to my degree.
>Why are you flirting with mexi
I'm not. I'm trying to Chris Hansen the stupid salsanigger.
Just keep this between you and me though ;]
>>5237896
Why must say such cruel things? Perhaps there is a bee stuck in your bonnet?
Hey /gaygen/ are there people in gg that consider themselves attractive? Do you think you're a catch?
>>5237413
I agree, eyebrows piercings can be pretty attractive!
>>5237930
absolutely not
>>5237930
Someone needs to make a gaygen tier list
>>5237932
A common normalfag belief is that you have to love yourself before you fall in love with someone else, else your relationship will become cancerous or your partner's attraction will cease.
Can you try to love yourself? Or do you like yourself but simply don't think you're handsome enough to be called a catch?
>>5237936
I wonder how many of the anons are handsome in /gaygen/, or famous : D
>>5237955
>Can you try to love yourself?
im kinda self-deprecating ill try though thanks
>don't think you're handsome enough to be called a catch?
im probably not that bad looking
>>5237932
Post that visage
>>5237965
i dont want anyone to know ive posted here
geez id rather die than anyone know
Am I going to make it?
>tfw handsome
>>5237962
>im kinda self-deprecating ill try though thanks
Ahh, I recognize that. I'm insanely clumsy, the sheer hate I feel for myself when I lose my keys for the [two digits]th time is enough to boil a bowl of eggs with.
>im probably not that bad looking
Don't take /fit/ or datingapps too seriously, or the body dysmorphia will grow :((
>>5237978
>Don't take /fit/ or datingapps too seriously, or the body dysmorphia will grow :((
nah ive never even been on either dont worry
>>5237971
Seems pretty good. Id give just from what im seeing here a solid 7.8/10 and +1 point for you coming equipped with kung fu grip with the no dick slip grasp as evidenced by your right arm.
>>5237971
Maki :3
rip gaygen
>>5238151
Would you rather have dead or erp?
Keep in mind there are other conversarions going besides the erp
>>5238151
r u a boy or a gurl????
askin 4 a friend, she was looking at your bebo nd thinks your well fit
Would you join group fighting against terrorists if it gave you a cute sex slave?
>>5238160
I would if they gave me Hitler as sexslave.
>>5238164
>last time I checked I was a boy
kewl, i think ur pretty fit too
if i send you a friend request, will u accept???
sendin the love
<3
>The erp is pretty bad
Fuck you.
>>5238167
Sorry but new Hitler is ugly woman.
>>5238160
depends on who the terrorists are i guess
also the gender of the sex slave
>>5237084
1. Shaking the Habitual
2. Pet Sounds
3. Illinoise
not super patrician, but probably better taste than 99% of faggots worldwide.
>>5238173
>No thanks
I would cherish every day I get to spend with you. I will love you like no one else would, Hitler.
>>5238173
>what
my friend katie thinks ur well fit, lol
we like emo boys, rawr xx
>>5238176
gay af
i would have known you were a homo from just looking at that list
>>5238179
sorry I don't listen to metal, faggot.
unless it's blackgaze.
>>5238181
i called you gay not a manchild
>>5238184
what would you consider hetero taste faM?
>>5238185
my taste
>>5238177
I feel like you'd murder me
also love is gay, you fag
>>5238187
and your taste is what exactly?
>>5238188
>also love is gay, you fag
Well, I never have fallen in love with anyone, so I guess you're safe after all.
>I feel like you'd murder me
Only if you are a terrorist.
>>5238191
top 3?
Vision Creation Newsun
Liumin
a boy/Natural Gas Webbin 199999
or something like that
its pretty weeby actually
switch something out with Hypermagic Mountain
>>5238195
>weeb music
>straight
top kek
nice try anon. i almost fell for your ebin ruse.
>>5238192
Unless you're a qt twink, I doubt I'm interested
sorry, anon
>>5238206
Well, I'm a twink, but probably not a very cute one.
Just ate like 3 serving of peanut butter
>>5238222
I had a giant bag of Doritos for dinner.
I got about 3/4 of the way through and just thought "fuck it."
Now I'm thirsty.
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>>5238199
alright fine ill make up another one with no jap shit
Pharoah Sanders - Karma
Exuma - s/t
Yuri Gagarin - s/t
good enough for you faglord?
What is your spirit animal gaygen?
>>5238228
>post pics
>I'll r8, m8
Maybe on another day.
I got a few 6s on soc but also a 4.
>>5238232
Wolf probably
>>5237522
>grey hairs
You look near 40 years old. You're so gross.
>>5238239
>You're so gross.
>afraid of being with real men
>>5238244
>afraid of being with real men
maybe hes not a mentally ill homo?
>>5238245
Yeah, sure. Because straight men describe other normal-looking men as gross.
>>5238232
http://www.jerismithready.com/quiz/
>>5238250
yeah?
>>5238253
faget
>>5238256
what was that? i couldnt hear you with all those dicks in your mouth
>>5238245
http://www.adherents.com/misc/hsk.html
>>5238260
yeah i already know homos are sick in the head
what else is new?
>>5238269
yeah considering youre gay i kinda think you do
>>5238262
>using /soc/ to gauge attractiveness
Well, I already know that I'm not the most attractive person. I am happy that I at least wasn't ugly, or ugly enough to become a meme.
Cuddling with guys
>>5238315
Genocide of white Europeans.
is working out while hungry a bad idea?
>>5238321
like homos would be able to reproduce anyway
>>5238327
>is working out while hungry a bad idea?
Eat a banana beforehand, senpai.
>>5238327
>is working out while hungry a bad idea
Only if you're a faggot, so I guess you should eat up, big boi ;]
>>5238345
>especially now that i can't fucking eat anything
Why, puppers? Is it related to being gay?
>>5238350
when i was 17 i got a bunch of allergies out of nowhere, plus lactose and egg intolerance
life is suffering
my allergies are uncommon enough that it's not /that/ much of an issue
but not being able to eat milk or eggs really makes things hard, especially at thanksgiving.
>tfw no deviled eggs, pea salad, potato salad, gravy, cornbread, mashed potatoes
>>5238345
Thanksgiving used to be my favourite holiday, but spending the last three alone has ruined it for me.
>>5238363
it used to be my fave just b/c the food
i don't really care for my family that much
xXxedgepuppyxXx
>>5238361
Oh, I was hoping it was related to your perversions.
We don't celebrate Halloween or Thanksgiving here, but we do have Australia day, where everyone just gets very drunk and eats sausages. Pretty gay tbqh.
How does it feel that women love men more than you homos?
>>5238372
somehow i dont think they mind desu senpai
>>5238373
>why would my perversions give me diet issues
Putting dangerous objects inside your digestive tract. Possibly removing teeth to accommodate [**MORE COCK**].
Homosexuality is the direct cause of many physical defects that can leave one disfigured, particularly in regards to the digestive system. My theory is that homosexuals find a healthy digestive system to be too heteronormative, thus, they rebel. I'm writing a book about it 3bh.
>>5238366
>i don't really care for my family that much
iktf
Only person in my family I actually like being around is my sister. We are essentially the same person.
love is a lie
>>5238392
>i'm innocent desu
I wish you would stop with this lie desu, slutpuppy.
>>5238387
I don't have sisters, only underachieving brothers. We're essentially the same.
>>5238321
cuddling with white femboys
>>5238406
why do u do this
pls cuddle me
>>5238409
Say qtpersian 10 times after midnight and i will appear and tuck you in <3
>>5238417
i fapped to you twice already <3
>>5238405
Everyone in my family, including my first cousins are male.
It's pretty weird, all my cousins only have siblings of the same sex as far as I know.
>>5238411
Didn't your ex have a foot fetish? Or am I thinking of someone else.
>>5238406
I wanna have a pasty cuddling sesh with a white boy rn tbqh.
Do you have a stinky cock? I always imagine sand people to have stinky cocks.
>>5238422
honestly, i really love men
>>5238411
Just imagine a prettier more feminine me with boobs and you have my sister.
It's funny because she recently just had twin sons.
>>5238429
>feminine twinks
>men
sure ...
Looking for my long lost tranny princess rawr
>>5238427
yeah he did
>>5238422
yas hunty
gonna let this gay little of mine shine
>>5238432
idk what you look like but i get you
as we grew up i think my sister definitely got the better looks, but she's a fuckass who doesn't take care of herself so she's got like a rotting tooth n shit like
why couldn't i have been the good looking one i wouldn't have wasted it
>>5238435
actually i'm the feminine twink
i only like masc guys
>>5238440
well at least you guys exist
>>5238444
i do exist
existing is pretty fun
>>5238444
Typically we call them trannies
>>5238470
so because i'm feminine that means i'm deluded and think i'm a woman? womanhood is a biological reality hun
>>5238419
>mfw
>>5238470
No I mean a twink who doesnt go for other twinks, but masculine men
>>5238405
>the only boy in family
Another piece of the puzzle falls into place
>>5238427
>stinky cock
i dont know, all the guy i meet end up volountarily sucking my cock(even though i tell them i just want to cuddle, no homo etc) and swallowing so i guess it tastes like strawbarry
/soc/ was fun.
Shameless pictures and talking about yourself
Nice to do it and not get shit on for it.
>>5238520
we literally couldnt care less, why even post about this here lol
>>5238511
>so i guess it tastes like strawbarry
C-cute!
>>5238520
Really wanna pluck out your eyelashes tonight tbqh.
>>5238497
haha I hear that joke from my family all the time
>>5238511
adorable
>>5238527
hi :3c pls respond
I just masturbated to emo twink porn, but I had a dream this morning about a high test women putting lupe on her thighs and sliding my dick in between them. (I woke up with a raging boner a bit restricted by my boxer shorts, kinda uncomortable).
So am I gay or what?
>>5238539
please leave us alone
>>5238539
lube*
>>5238535
A-are you qt and fem?
>>5238538
Because demonic possession
>>5238539
>high test woman intercrural
yes, that's the first sign
you've begun the transformation into a Gay(TM)
>>5238542
but I am a regular here
>>5238544
yes :3 i love u so much
>>5238548
I know you are
>>5238527
I REALLY wanna berry my dick in your Jewhole tonight, Rabbi.
>>5238539
There's no such thing as gay, only love o3o~
>>5238546
Soon he'll pupate and sprout his spritely wings.
im unironically turning gay...
when will this meme life end?
>>5238520
Circe, why do you take shameless pictures and such?
Doesnt you family/husband have any problems with that?
Im curious
>>5238569
You can quit any time, Anon.
[blog]
I just woke up from a dream in which the guy I'm pretty much in love with came to visit me at my place and I thought it was my chance to make my move.
However, before I could do anything my father showed up and consistently interrupted every attempt I made to talk with him by making homophobic comments.
When I finally got rid of dad this guy was nowhere to be seen. I started looking for him around the house. I found him in the middle room, making out passionately with a guy I really, really dislike because he's always an asshole to me.
So I just crawled, literally, to my room and cried. And then I woke up.
I'm pretty sure that somewhere in the world, a psychiatrist had a wet dream last night.
[/blog]
>>5238556
not into passiv. Sorry anon
>>5238551
Ayyyyyyy
(:
>>5238573
It means you want to have sex with your dad.
>>5238575
>not into passiv
Yes, you are.
>>5238573
I had a dream when I was in 7th grade where my math teacher was trying to murder me. I was inside my house, he never got inside, he'd just smash doors, windows and portions of wall, poke his head through, make some comment, then go to another portion of the house and repeat. It was like an endless loop of the "Here's Johnny" scene from The Shining.
The whole time he was holding an ice cream cone.
>>5238572
how do i get off this ride? i dont want to ride the gay train
>>5238589
You're free to get off at any time, Anon. It's all up to you.
>>5238589
Use the magic portal. It takes but a twist of a rope and a hang upon the stocks.
>>5238587
>let me tell you what you like
lol. I only attracted to girls and fems. Neither of them can be dominant.
>>5238570
We're a swinging couple.
Though we do have our own respective bouts of insecurity every so often- they happen much when something else has us feeling super low, like a depressive period or a personal failure at work or school or something.
We make porn together, and share it. We've done cam shows. We don't really care. As long as we can still snuggle into one another arms, or stay up late with one another when one of us is pent up and needs to talk, or kiss one another and wink and smile and snuggle in bed with both of us tired and exhausted and just want to watch anime. [spoiler]But somehow end up having sex anyways[/spoiler]
He's the one I was to be seen in pictures with, the one who's hand I'm proud to hold, the one I think of every day grateful that I met him, that I try to make myself worthy to be with
I mean.. I didn't mean to gush, but.. yeah! That's how we feel about it, more or less.
>>5238614
>We're a swinging couple.
absolutely disgusting
>>5238614
>We're a swinging couple.
>We're a swinging couple.
>We've done cam shows.
Disgusting degenerate.
>>5238630
i wouldnt want to share my partner
even if i were gay id never want to share my partner
the thought is so unromantic and repulsive
>>5238633
>unromantic and repulsive
Well, did you expect anything else from Circe?
It's not capable of complex emotions, such as love.
>>5238589
all aboard gay train. last stop terminal AiDS
>>5238631
girl......
>>5238630
>You're a disgusting lesbo? Gross.
Men can't be lesbians.
>>5238633
Slutty behavior absolutely repulses me. Call me a prude, but having my "partner" getting his rocks off with other people is just very disgusting.
Anybody on the tiny chat? I'm lonely
>>5238650
>Men can't be lesbians
check your pronouns you shitler
>>5238651
like I said
girl......
>>5238655
I dont see anybody broadcasting, liar
would you rather have a bf or a pizza?
I mean, a really good pizza.
>>5238658
what??? it was a joke lighten up!
>>5238649
You talking shit, tranny? You're making my torture fantasies get even more violent tbqh. Might need to hand myself over 3bh.
>>5238655
Get a haircut, you fucking faggot.
>>5238664
bf
cheeseless pizza is ok
but not ok enough to make me choose it over a bf
>>5238671
makes me wanna not be gay even more then desu
>>5238671
DISGUSTING FAGGOTS, THEY ARE ALL DEGENERATE!
>>5238671
I mean.. we'll probably stop being swingers by our mid 20's.
We're just young and full of, uh, you know. Nature.
>>5238671
>mfw want a bf
>but don't want to stop sleeping around
The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak :c
>>5238657
I'm sorry xir.
http://youtu.be/uD5zFK86S7k
science has gone to far
Stop science 2016
>>5238686
Silly for having morals and not being a nihilist?
>>5238683
>I usually don't involve myself in the MtF shit that goes down around here but...
lmao. that hon is linebacker-tier honage.
>>5238676
>uh, you know. Nature
What? That thing that your very existence makes a mockery of?
Really really sad, yeah? When I eventually release my spores into the atmosphere and produce many little shitpost-kin, I will use you as some sort of anti-role model. "Always do the opposite of what Circe does," I will tell them. "It doesn't even know if it's a boy or a girl, lol".
>>5238686
why would i want to see the person i love being fucked by someone else? itd break my heart
granted its a dude so i wouldnt care but if and only if i were into dudes id imagine id be pretty devestated
im 18 and i have never masturbated correctly in my entire life
i never knew you were supposed to pull back the foreskin
when i did realise it i was to scared to actually do it
what the fuck do i do? how do i pull it back without feeling worried over my dick breaking or something?
>>5238698
You're swedekek. Statistically the girl you will love will get fucked by Somali and sand nigger dick at some point in your relationship
>>5238713
smeg city
>>5238713
oh my god yes it must be so dirty down there
at least do it to clean it
>>5238713
you probably fucked up your penis glands
>>5238717
i thought you saw me as a nigger?
>>5238728
dude gay
thanks for making me hate faggots even more, I wasn't homophobic until I learned more about you. Now I finally get the connection of pedophilia with homosexuality.
>>5238728
If anything I am a pure top, so I will never do that.
>>5238722
freddie go and stay go
>>5238737
fuck off im not your dumb trans black wannabe white whatever freak
>>5238753
That face is so punchable.
>>5238759
its because it reeks of homosexuality
how many people have you had sex with today
third person just left
ive had sex with like up to 20 at once
but thats at parties
3 different people today on 3 separate occasions
and its only 4pm
i wonder if i can make it to 10 by midnight
not counting group sex
>>5238764
is this a freddy post? fuck off freddy you sound dumb af also youre p disgusting
>>5238767
>you all in few years, I really hope people who party all day and take drugs&alcohol age more rapidly
what?
>>5238765
nothing disgusting about sex u hunchback virgin weeb
>>5238771
not literally I mean, but you cant deny their looks deteriorate
>>5238764
Damn son...
is it normal to get a SO and lose your virginity at 15, have a FWB when youre 16, get another SO at 17 and keep that SO until youre 18?
my friend just told me about all this and now i feel autistic and lonely af. Ive never done more than hugged.
:c
>>5238752
freddie pls your niggerness is showing,
Going to uni soon, i want to start with a clean slate and become a Chad - ive had enough of being a NEET.
How do i get invited to parties/make friends during the first week or so?
>>5238781
im a fucking mong
a mong with some white genes in me
>>5238767
>anything more disgusting and sad
yup. someone so bothered by their dick lust that they have to hang out on gay forums and claim that they are not gay or claim they are a twue top.
>>5238779
>im fucking straight dude
well my post is obviously not directed at you
>>5238785
then why did you reply with that post to me??
>>5238779
is there any difference between a black gay trans and a white girl tho
p[retty much the same fucking thing u dumb fucking autistic faggot
i havent even been back long and ur dumb af arse is still here
the fuck is wrong with u
ur gay af
im not even gay
i just like having a destructive lifestyle
u nigga sitting down crying about how u want a bf to cuddle
that shit is gay af and sad af and u should just kill urself
>>5238781
lmao
>>5238791
because you take it too personal, you realize this is an anonymous image board?
>>5238779
>im fucking straight dude
>posting in a gay thread for a week straight about how "straight" he is
nigga u gay af, methinks you doth protest too much, girl.
>>5238778
I got my first bf and lost my virginity at 17.
Back then, I remember I thought I was a bit 'late to the party' because all the other kids at school had already done it when they were 15/16. But, of course, they were straight.
From what I've seen, it's normal for gay guys to have their first time (even first kiss) in their 20s, probably because they have to deal with a lot of stuff during their teenage years.
So, don't worry, anon. And, in any case, there is nothing wrong with being a virgin. Really, I think that having sex just because 'it's about time already' is not the best thing to do.
>>5238764
Freddie pls. Your cock can't handle all that boipussi. Relax a little
>>5238794
>is there any difference between a black gay trans and a white girl tho
yeah?
>p[retty much the same fucking thing u dumb fucking autistic faggot
literal retard
>i havent even been back long and ur dumb af arse is still here
>the fuck is wrong with u
>ur gay af
sure dude IM the homo here
>im not even gay
yeah you are
>i just like having a destructive lifestyle
>u nigga sitting down crying about how u want a bf to cuddle
literally never happened
>that shit is gay af and sad af and u should just kill urself
you first nigga
>>5238797
it confused me sorry
>>5238798
its not been a week dude
also ive never said anything gay or anything
think of it as a test of courage
>>5238776
its not true
freddie is a ghetto skinnyfat 17 year old wih no friends and a mild meth problem.
He barely has sex at all.
>>5238782
If your university is anything like mine, the organized on-campus parties/events will be lame as fuck, don't go.
There's no secret to making friends other than putting yourself in situations where you can meet people and actually converse with them. It will probably happen naturally just as you go to class, or get to know roommates. Almost nobody makes good friends in the first few weeks. I don't even say hi to most of the people I met, nor do I even remember their names.
>>5238804
DONT REPLY TO FREDDIE
>>5238804
>think of it as a test of courage
you know what would be really courageous? If you left your basement and went out and got a girlfriend. But no you won't, you'll just sit here cause you're a huge faggot and a virgin, and you'd rather shitpost to faggots online for 12 hours straight like you did last time about "how not gay you are" instead of picking up girls like a normal hetero male would be doing. Again your faggottry is so blatantly obvious, and you're clearly only here as some form of denial
>>5238800
it depends how long you stay a virgin, non?
>>5238767
what about people who party from friday afternoon after school til monday morning
and take lots of drugs
but dont drink
my friend said its alcohol that makes u look old af
and that taking drugs doesnt
i mean i still look young so its prolly true
>>5238802
i tried to fuck the 1st one but i couldnt
so he did me
second one
he came over in his lunch so he had half an hour and hadnt douched
but hell come back tonight so i can fuck him
nice arse tbf
3rd one got my dick diamond
tanned and smooth huge ass
perfect body
1st guy ive ever been able to fuck without being high af on drugs
legit ive never had good sex like that
im fucking buzzing
>>5238807
fuck u calling skinnyfat
>>5238804
fuck are u here if ur str8
>>5238810
>dont go to the organised events
>put yourself in situations where you'll meet people
???
>>5238800
>it's normal for gay guys to have their first time (even first kiss) in their 20s
fuck, I'm 22 and it hasnt happened yet
I hope I am at least not really gay
>>5238807
also im 18
and ghetto isnt an insult to me i think its cool
so w/e
>>5238817
Dont reply to the bait
literally none of this post is true, dont engage with it
yo so
how comes the democrat debates are so boring compared to the gop ones
fuck the democrats are yawn
trump 2016
This holiday season will be interesting, for sure.
Planning on going to my boyfriend's house and hang out with his family, since mine recently wrote me off for coming out to them. Fucking stupid people, I'm like the sanest, most responsible person in that family. I'm trading up, I guess
>>5238808
hey im doing fine
it was a pretty ordinary day i ended early so i went to the gym where i saw this really old classmate which was really awkward
if he saw me hed def go up to me and do that weird "bro" thing where they laugh and say "hey anon never thought id see you here" so im pretty glad i avoided that
>>5238814
ok sorry
>>5238815
nah you dont get it
theres nothing scary in trying to get a girl
uh plus its good to be sure of my straightness etc and uh well i mean
uh think of it like a horror movie
or like watching gore
you know you shouldnt do it but you do it anyway
well bad example i dont do either but you get my point
>>5238817
>fuck are u here if ur str8
talking to homos
>>5238828
Good to hear man I hope its a good day. Like the dog man <3
>>5238828
how did you meet your bf?
>>5238831
ur a faggot thats why ur here
stop typing like me
ur lame af
also why do ppl think im skinnyfat
im pretty ripped
Hi gaygen, I have a question:
The last few times that I fucked myself with my dildo, no cum has come out of my dick whenever I climax (I suppose that's the appropriate word) and when cum does come out, i doesn't have any velocity.
This only happens when I climax with a dildo in my butt.
does this happen to anyone else? or should I medical attention?
>>5238821
I'm 31 and it hasn't happened yet, there comes a point where you just move beyond it. but if you're 22 go out and live, regret the things you did and not the ones you didn't do.
>>5238838
fuck off faglord im not typing like you
my posting style changes constantly
im not gonna let some tranny nigger faggot stop me
>>5238816
it depends on how much importance you give to it.
Most people won't care as much as you think.
>>5238840
only the top is supposed to cum
turned off the democrat debate
yawn
>>5238843
nigga u need to step the fuck back and swerve
if ur posting style changes
change it back
nigga u aint hyfie dont try and cat my shit
>>5238838
i saw your post on fit from approx 5 months ago asking how to get fit.
you have some gross lovehandles, sonny.
>>5238819
You do realize campus parties organized by your university aren't the only way to meet people?
I met all my friends during class, or by living with them. The couple of freshers events I went to were just full of retarded 18 year olds who were getting drunk for the first time in their lives, or just generally awkward. I honestly don't think I talk to a single person I met at one.
>>5238833
Hey thanks!! Yeah my dog is pretty cool
>>5238834
We met on OkCupid. Head over heels. I'd never have come out of the closet for anyone less than him.
>>5238850
you fucking retard
this was my posting style before i came here
its to make my sentences not look like a jumbled mess since i dont use periods
>>5238840
>does this happen to anyone else? or should I medical attention?
yes
no
orgasms and ejaculation can be separate. it is even possible to orgasm w/o being hard.
>>5238848
Elaborate, pls.
>>5238852
LMFAO
like id ever fucking go on fit for fitness advice
u cray nigga
fit is full of fat af faggots
the only time i post on fit is to make fun of u stupid fat fucks for ur dumb af weeb advice
my body is HOT
i know more about diet and fitness than anyone on fucking fit
since ur all just fucking fat
gtfo basic nigga
>>5238855
well its mine
so change it
cunt
>>5238840
cum never has any velocity when I come, it just dribbles. Always been jealous of guys that can shoot their loads and hit themselves etc.
>>5238862
"no"
is there a demand for bitter nerdy subs with good taste
>>5238860
you let him fuck your boypucci and you keep him straight by not demanding he suck your dick
you can jerk yourself off later
maybe he will briefly touch your dick for a short reach around, but only for a few second no homo
>>5238859
We definitely had an immediate reaction to one another. We had a pretty good laugh before we even spoke because of some third party, ex bf, catfish craziness that had happened a few days before. Yeah I'm in love, for sure
im actually cringing at u sad ugly fucks
who have to fuck urselves with dildos
and fantasize about jizz
like
what is the point of u fucks living
ur creepy af and gross
>>5238865
ppl are just gonna keep thinking ur me
carry on being a groupie
bitch nigga
>>5238817
>sober sex
Good for you mate
>>5238862
>run a 5k every day for 2 weeks while eating 2 breadsticks a day like i did
top fitness advice mate, totally not made up, you must really know your stuff
Dont make me laugh, freddie. I saw it, and i even saw it and mentioned it before anyone knew you were black.
sorry mate, your body is disgusting. Its fixable, but as of right now its grim af
>>5238859
You can try. They might be okay. Mine were really, really shitty, especially if you haven't already met people.
I'm just saying, don't have amazing expectations of freshers parties. They're usually lame as fuck, and you most likely won't meet any long term friends.
>>5238875
if you dont like it here why dont you fuck off and leave?
nobody wants you here, yet youve been posting several hours a day almost every day for 2 years.
Go fucking figure.
>>5238858
what happens is: Dildo is in (sometimes pretty deep) I'm hard af, I fap at the same time, then eventually I ejaculate but no semen comes out of my dick.
sorry if I didn't make that clearer before, because I'm pretty tired.
>>5238877
u dumb cunt
i didnt eat ANYTHING
i drank apple juice and lemonade
that was it
u dumb fat fuck
ive never asked fit for advice
i trolled the fuck out of fit in october and november last year
so swerve u basic motherfucker
5k isnt even a long run
u dumb motherfucker
not that ur fat af self would know that
while u sit on 4chan everyday pretending ur some juiced up athlete
nigga just stop
>>5238876
wasnt totally sober tbf
just not off my rocker
had a couple lines of meph
i realise i just need to find a specific type of dude with a specific type of ass to turn me on enough to get hard and fuck
>tfw no bf to hold me
>tfw no bf to cook for
>tfw no bf to care for
>tfw no bf to fuck me
>tfw no bf to blow me while i'm on molly
>tfw no bf to watch movies with
>tfw no bf to share albums with
>tfw no bf
>tfw no bf
>tfw no bf
yo
does bernie sanders have alzheimers
because he talks like my grandfather who has it
>>5238897
if u were actually fit
tell this basic af /fat/izen that its possible to starve for a week
and run 5k a day while starving
because his fat arse cant comprehend that the body has energy without overeating
>>5238884
lol, this post actually makes less sense.
>I ejaculate but no semen comes out of my dick.
ejaculate: verb
2.to eject (semen).
anyway, I would only worry if nothing EVER comes out of your dick when you cum, like ever when you are just regularly jerking off.
>>5238718
>7 years of dried jizz and smeg
>>5238904
2 weeks. You said that you, a supposed "skinny and hot" guy ran a 5k every day for two weeks without food.
Im not sure if youre a liar or straightup hallucinating, but that is 100% not true.
>>5238906
k thanks.
imma sleep now...
>>5238914
walking 5 miles is approx 4 times easier than running 5 kilometres.
And were you skinny when you did this?
Did you do it every day for two weeks without breaks?
>>5238902
>molly
>>5238925
U NEED LIQUIDS
NOT FOOD
I DRANK APPLE JUICE AND LEMONADE
DO U KNOW HOW MUCH SUGAR IS IN JUICE
THAT IS ALL U NEED FOR ENERGY
u basic motherfucker
plz fuck off and stop polluting gaygen with ur fat sweaty backside
>>5238614
Ha, GAY!
>>5238902
If only you had no standards and lived on another continent.
C'est la vie.
>>5238931
Iknorite~<3 ?
>>5238936
well I do have no standards.
well... being taller than me would be a plus but it's not really a must.
maybe I can move and I can learn French?
I really like Sartre, Dumas, Voltaire, and I liked Albert Camus when I was a child.
Maybe I could get used to it.
>>5238925
Had to walk it for school and since the gym is next to it I would use it as my cardio. I was at 160 back then. So yes 5 days a week 5 miles.
>>5238924
Its really dieting. If you can control your diet better you can improve drastically along with the gym. Just gym and eating like a pig doesn't help anyone.
>>5238940
Hey I dont have one and im just enjoying improving myself.
>>5238946
So you werent skeltal like Freddie claims to be, you had 2 days off, and you did 4 times less work than he did, plus you are actually vaguely healthy, unlike Freddie's addict backside.
Nice job man, but Freddie is still a massive liar
>>5238945
French is a terrible language. No one gets used to it, not even the French.
>>5238958
it really is an awful language. i'll have to agree. not nearly as awful as English though.
my favorite, personally, is german.
maybe Spanish spoken in the Spaniard dialect.
vosotros is important and fun.
>>5238945
I'm not even French, I'm sorry for misleading you.
I'm a striking 5'9/10" for what it matters.
>>5238970
What a french affected Spanish dialect?
>>5238946
/fat/izen fucks dont understand this
they seem to think they can eat like olympians
and achieve nice bodies
which is why fat cunt doesnt get it
>>5238957
ur dumb
when the fuck have i said im skeletal
i am healthy and muscular
i have 6% bodyfat
ur a fat stupid idiot who knows nothing about fitness
just fuck off u stupid fat cunt
>>5238958
i speak french
ive done french vocaroos
id do another one but i dont want to
french is the best language in the world so stfu
What do I do if I am not attracted to anyone but still want a bf?
>>5238970
Ahhh I want to learn German so bad but every time I try to start, I get busy with school and have to discontinue.
That and I'm, like, suuuuuper lazy...
>>5238979
Nah man, as a classical singer I've had to sing in French a lot and it's always a chore, and never sounds good because of the nasality of it all. It's gross.
Although, I do like that song "Papaoutai" by Stromae. French rap sounds p cool desu.
>>5238974
where is it, I have to travel, to be yours, my love?
>>5238977
hardly though. I think Italian was more affected by French tbqh.
>>5238978
yes and the language actually has a decent set of rules regarding pronunciation etc.
>>5238982
same same. i'm actually only fluent in English. but I've attempted learning several languages and just give up due to laziness or stress from other stuff going on.
>>5238979
>6%
HAH
>>5238993
I meant a dialect of spanish with french influence. It's the one I speak.
>>5239002
northern spain? ;~;
I've never heard it spoken. sounds interesting.
>>5238993
>where is it, I have to travel, to be yours, my love?
Don't say things you don't mean.
I live in north west England. About an hour away from Manchester.
>>5239004
>My buddy had 0
how is this even possible?
>>5239005
Circe is Venezuelan
>>5239005
Lol, n'aw.
North western Venezuelan/North Zulian.
>>5238988
it doesnt sound good because you have shit pronunciation
i hate when classical singers and opera singers sing in french who arent french
they always sing the songs in a stupid italian accent
i dont get what u people find so hard about pronouncing r in french
formidable is way way waaay better than papaoutai
hes belgian anyway not french
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_xH7noaqTA
>>5238994
yeah well
if u want to be hot u wont eat like the sticky says
who wants to be a huge disgusting bodybuilder who cant get laid
>>5238995
are u dumb
seriously u have no idea about diet or fitness do u
dumb fuck
pac man has 5% body fat
most pro boxers have less than 8% body fat
god ur stupid af
fuck off back to /fat/
