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>>5224206
I haven't seen Cartman in a few days, are we placing bets on if he's trans or not?
>tfw tfw no
Ufufu is an idiot.
First for purest form of love
>>5225782
nth for where do i make my southpark avatar
>this edition
K E K
QUICK POST WHAT YOU'RE LISTENING TO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iNP-yju6NI
today feels weird. i keep getting this really weird feeling about this weekend as well. like i'm supposed to do worrying about something or doing something? but i'm not doing anything....
also i checked my tinder and got this weird message and idk what it means lmao. how is everyone else's day going?
>>5225801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV8tm-ZPdpE
>inb4 i get chewed out
>people here say I'm cute
>ask the passing thread
>lmao no
this is why I have trust issues desu
Why can't there be some kind of objective way to measure how you look
>>5225806
You don't pass, but you're cute and probably will pass with time and hormones.
Oh boy a new thread.
>>5225803
that's weird but I wouldn't think anything of the message, English prolly isn't his first language
went to /d/ accidentally
holy mother fucking shit
>>5225778
>>5225781
It's ok, I'd honestly rather go transbian for you than Cartman ;~; I just want to give them hope, you know?
>>5225797
W-which one desu~ o.o
>>5225803
got a migraine after a boring day
yay~
>>5225803
>wants and did both r looking for.
he wants you to become a suicide bomber couple with him.
>>5225807
Can I suck your dick?
>>5225802
the majority of us are virgins
>tfw you'd go transbian for Elanna if she would do the same for you
>>5225806
You are cute as a boy, did anyone say otherwise?
I think you'll pass when mones affect your facial fat.
>>5225801
>billy talent
muh high school dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA-ZyXHn-4Y
sometimes i put this EP on loop
>>5225812
Lel, vanilla spotted.
>>5225807
kek, not trans at all
>>5225805
Nothing wrong with club music man, makes me want to go out though
>>5225812
lol is it bad I went to check what was on the front page to see how bad it was and kinda laughed cause it all seems tame to me?
>>5225801
https://soundcloud.com/john00fleming/john-00-fleming-global-28
Set at 1:03:00 x.x
>>5225829
i just came home from the club it was breddy gud
>>5225791
She is. She admitted it earlier.
>>5225801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmG7ihjpHPM
well you asked lol
>>5225807
that rammstein 2.0 band is really cringe.
>>5225806
i mean you don't look like a girl if that's what you were wondering
>>5225811
i guess lmao
if you say it out loud with a french accent it makes slightly more sense
>>5225816
i'm feeling that vibe lol
>>5225818
sounds fun
>>5225801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwQbXrwYZAg
>>5225814
I-I don't want to say..
You probably haven't noticed me...
>>5225840
You said nowadays twice.
>>5225841
>french accent
too soon :/
time to go off myself I guess
>>5225834
Did you dance with qt girls and guys?
>>5225833
now THIS is podracing
Everyone shhhhh
>>5225816
I feel you anon, I got a migraine today today too ;~;
>>5225831
No, it's you in 5 years.
>>5225844
Oh, o-ok ;~;
>>5225848
>gets ridiculed for posting a shitty song
>defends herself by posting another shitty song from the same band
>>5225848
Are you swedish?
>>5225850
see ya later
>>5225848
If you are going to listen to repression music at least do it right you homo, here is something I used to blast when I was lifting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa6cINHLqRc
>>5225848
why is this so awful omg
>>5225849
s-sorry
>>5225848
We should go on a date, I might let you fuck me afterwards if you're lucky.
>>5225857
can't see what it is but I'm guessing it's Cartman posting shitty nazi music and prolly calling literally anything else shit? loooool
>tfw the EP you linked goes unrecognised
>>5225801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_ksyoqH2gA
>>5225801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sWBT90OlA0
>mfw cartman
>>5225867
yup. loll
>>5225803
>men are only worthy if they have a big dick and loads of money
>>5225852
i went with my sister and some of her cronies (8 of us in total) drank and danced alot, made out with one of my sisters friends and now im sitting here shoving a mega greasy burger and fries down my throat from the local burger joint, overall a solid 8/10
>>5225855
S-Sorry!!
I'm really shy...
>>5225872
Ahh so you are the same faggot that shitposted on gaygen for nineteen hours straight last night.
>>5225865
>awful
>listens to rap music
>>5225855
>I feel you anon, I got a migraine today today too ;~;
I know a hug won't fix it but I'd sure love one right now...
>tfw no anyone to hold
;~~;
Lot of hate here tonight
>>5225878
Just trip up when flirting anon. It won't hurt.
>>5225796
Omigosh yes o///o
>>5225872
simmer down Fredrik
>>5225801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr2GYsynCFg
>>5225883
Where did you get that sweet picture of Kayla?
>>5225801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucaCqYMHJVU
>>5225888
It's irony at its finest
I guess I kinda was a fool for misinterpreting compliments now
how 2 fix fucked face
>>5225899
Seriously, we all think you're hot. If you want to pass as a girl then you should get and stay on hormones. It will probably be enough.
>>5225898
so is obsessively commenting about something i said a week ago whilst implying my inferiority
>>5225897
Lies
>>5225883
It's okay I understand we can just hold hands and maybe cuddle under a blanket.
>>5225868
I don't know a lot about rock, but it sounds pretty good to me ^^
>>5225878
;~; but now I really want to know, I've probably flirted with you as an anon but never known
>>5225884
Pic very much related
>>5225801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcTNyNxpdTo
>>5225796
>>5225891
>>5225906
My life is a lie. I threw a tranny fit earlier today and last night about maybe coming out to everyone I know, but I still don't think I'm all that important for such an extravaganza.
Don't make me laugh.
I'm a 3 on the kinsey. This life is torture.
>>5225862
You dont have to do shit. Go talk with someone native to your first language?
>mfw i just saw "that" thread on r9k
>>5225921
>I threw a tranny fit earlier today and last night about maybe coming out to everyone I know, but I still don't think I'm all that important for such an extravaganza.
iktf
why am i in such a bad mood?
>>5225910
I knew I could count on you
>>5225910
>I've probably flirted with you as an anon but never known
n-no, I've never been flirted with while tripping, not yet at least.
are you girls doing ok? I made sandwiches for everyone
>>5225835
Really?
>>5225921
Congrats on your spaz
>>5225903
Yeah, hot
as a dude
that's the issue
>>5225921
>tfw you aren't far enough along to throw tranny fits
;-;
>>5225934
I think you've got a qt girlface
>>5225921
Good smoke?
>>5225929
I'm fasting today again so no sammich for me but I will gaze at it appreciatively
>>5225931
You're an idiot. Like I need your comments.
>>5225928
No I mean with you as an anon and me tripping silly ;~;
>>5225927
>that filename
You just made my night anon ^^ Glad to help
>>5225919
Shhhh, I'm drunk and kind of flexible right now.
>>5225934
No, not as a dude. You've got a pretty andro thing going on. Whatever you decide you want, the proper hormones will get you there.
>>5225924
>open up r9k after reading this
>laugh my ass off
>>5225943
Everyone needs my comments even you, and name calling is a sign of weakness
>>5225940
[spoiler]A large number of them are[/spoiler]
>>5225941
I'lll just get you some orange slices and a bottle of water sweetie, you have fun at your sleepover
>>5225940
>real girls
>>5225944
I'm actually breddy drunk too and starting to tease and tempt my partner into lewd stuff tbqh
>>5225947
Name calling is often reserved for those who want to accentuate the point they are getting across. It's time tested and respected. I also don't care for your staged heroism.
post arms
>>5225960
Butt munch
>>5225959
i went clubbing this evening with my sister and mutual friends i had a little too much to drink and yeah..
>>5225961
>>5225955
I-I'm going to a sleep over?!
>>5225940
You dont seem so bad really.
>>5225943
wtf I've never seen my mario kart have this start screen? also this and a bottle is the best
>>5225940
ur a little faggot desu.
>>5225972
>wtf I've never seen my mario kart have this start screen?
Then you never beat it
>>5225944
oh.. well I'm too shy to make any advances with my trip on.
I think there's a few trips that already have your attention anyways.
>>5225940
ur a little faggot to be honest. this is a response to all your posts itt so far
Hate all around
>>5225998
oink oink
>>5225998
fr fr
fuk dis, I am going to take a warm shower, throw on my new night gown and play new vegas till I pass out
>>5226010
Good luck, babe.
Go find some peace from the world right now. . -.
We could all probably use the same rn
>>5226003
Moo
>>5225977
Can you blame me, I always played it wasted with friends.
>>5226010
>new vegas
>>5226010
Cum fuk dis
Who drunk? Pic related :D
>>5226032
I'm working, so I am not
>>5225773
ur being contradictory just for the sake of it, lol
>For future reference, an organized and cohesive unit doesn't actually mean militarization
an organized, cohesive unit -- probably of a larger group -- that has armed itself for conflict and pulls off multiple attacks does, in fact, indicate militarization ... and even if it didnt its not like u can argue that militarization of organizations ISN'T happening all around the world.
>The only thing radical about it is they, whoever they are, is murderous
we don't know exactly what kind of group it is but i think planning and executing this CERTAINLY indicates that they are a radical group, whoever they are.
ur dumb but i hope ur sis is ok anonypoo
there's a spooky man skeleton inside of you right now
>>5226032
hi
fuck feelings i'm taking a bath and reading a book
>>5226005
I'm sorry, I can't help being shy ;~;
>>5226056
>there's a spooky man skeleton inside of you right now
yeah but have you ever thought of the muscle man that holds him back?
*brofist* muscle man
>>5226045
ufufu youre a dumb ugly bitch
>>5226066
I disagree...she's hot
>>5226066
nah
>>5226074
>not dumb
> has an art degree
>>5226074
dis u
>>5226084
I'm slinging drinks though
>>5226074
Take more pictures of yourself in low lighting. Maybe you can discover a way to make the light so low no one can see your man face
>inb4 more pictures of confused males behind ufufu
>tfw your mom hugboxes you
>>5226084
Good luck guessing
what do trans girls look for in a chaser to where they don't consider him a chaser?
Goodnight twats
>>5226084
>HI maddie! I thought you were studying tonight ^^;
lmao that waas the plan but now im drunk skyping and watching sharknado ._.
>>5226111
is it me?
Ufufu if Nathans hot dog contest was a competition to see how many fat cocks you can put in your mouth they'd have to rename you Ufufu and Roy
>>5226125
>sharknado
drunk maddie is pleb maddie
>>5225773
>They don't actually know who or what is behind the attacks.
Thanks for the laugh. I don't want to spoil the ending for you but it was [spoiler]muslims.[/spoiler]
Keep on living in your online sjw safe space though. Meanwhile theres someone out there planning on killing you without a second thought. Just ask one of the hundreds of innocents that died today if you don't think thats the case.
>>5226122
Willingness to form a relationship with meaning beyond sex
Okay with eventually getting my dick chopped off
>>5226126
nope it's me.
>>5226112
>ya das me
dis also u
I wish I could afford an appartment
>>5226112
Ufufu the only thing lower than your self worth is your potassium intake
>>5226005
thnks, I think I might be drunk enough to not stress so I can actually have some fun tho it's usually the case that that means I'm also drunk enough that I don't rlly remmeber stuff so Idk
>>5226032
I'm drunk like everyday and kinda hate it but I haven't rlly hurt myself in awhile so I count it as a good tradeoff
>>5226056
every vertabrate organism is just a meat-prison trapping a skellington desperate to escape and do skellington things
>>5226122
respect/be attracted to them as an individual person instead of fetishising their medical condition
>>5226141
Are you hangry.....eat a dick
>>5226134
I'd be completely OK with my gf going post-op. I guess that's one way to tell a chaser, is they fetishize the girldick and want it to stay
>>5226146
Why so when I can watch you same fag urself
>>5226143
Yes I do
>>5226152
I can reach mine, can you?
>there's a spooky man skeleton inside of you right now
>have you ever thought of the muscle man that holds him back?
>every vertabrate organism is just a meat-prison trapping a skellington desperate to escape and do skellington things
this is all too spooky for me :<
>>5226143
>Umm, how often do we talk ^^;
not often >.< I told you I'm shy.
>>5226162
>go to talent show fundraiser for the little house my school has that houses the trans group's office and where meetings are held
>get popcorn
>"here ya go sir"
embarrassing, tfw I'm not even andro yet
>>5226162
ebin :^ )
>>5226159
Ufufu youre the nick cage of mtfg and all your roles are left behind you fat ugly turbo bitch. Fucking kill yourself in low light
>>5226159
>u can afford one one day anon i belief in u !!!!!
oh ty
>and yes i did drink some wine tonight hehhehueeu
drunk fufu best fufu
>>5225782
http://southpark.cc.com/clips/ms8uv8/im-transginger
Lmao this is so how most trans people act too.
>>5226167
pic related, me rn
>>5226169
y u do this
>>5226162
sorry I spooked you ;~;
>>5225945
I don't think they will, that's the issue
>>5225937
Other people seem to not think that though
and I believe them
>>5226174
Shut the fuck up ufufu
>>5225796
purest indeed.
>>5226159
>>5226170
>I will never chill with Ufufu and drink and talk about clothes n stuff while amusing myself with 4chan shitposters
Oh yeah. That would be the life.
>>5226176
becuz yu wer being so randum XD
>>5226177
it's ok your dubs and apology both made me feel better
>>5226183
If you keep trying so hard you might suck yourself off ufufu
>>5226179
post face again
>>5226194
Ufufu if you put as much effort into passing as you do sucking yourself off maybe your life would advance beyond tier lists macho man
>>5225801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjC-CLgRs2c
[judging intensifies]
>>5226199
I'm sorry to spook you vivi, please accept this rare pepe ;~;
>>5226181
Stawp, I'm drunk and I don't want to start thinking lewd thoughts about her ;~;
>>5226144
;~; that sucks, but at least you remember you had fun right?
>>5226182
>that have used the ">.<" emoticon before
You're never gonna find me that way
>>5226194
You look like polish holocaust trash
>>5226200
for a flat, non-angled photo, see
>>5225682
I look a lot better with the camera at an angle but I feel like that's cheating
>>5226215
JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN
tbqh that whole album is so silly
>>5226223
You couldnt suck the chaffe off of wheat
>>5226229
>upset
>hurt
>repugnant to normal human beings
Yup sounds like ufufu
>>5226230
I don't know what that means
ugh its been 6 weeks since my last laser and i got another one this week and it looks like loads of beard shadow has grown back in, omg i want to die. can't i use radiation or something faster this is awful. It's grown back thin and soft and why isn't it dead for good
I have been sick all day and all my body hurts
can i at least be a trip ?
>>5226223
peach that is not a bad face for passing
>>5226216
ok I can accept this payment <3
>>5226229
b-but ufu, i like their silly music ;-;
>>5226194
You're the ugliest whsle this side of moby dick
>>5226238
Facial hair removal takes a long time if you have a lot of hair. Honestly probably longer than HRT
>>5226239
>anime avatar
check
>pseudo grilname
check
>clearly european
ah go for it
>>5226243
i-i like it too
it is very enjoyable music
>>5226239
that would be frantastic
>>5226216
not rlly tbqh, moost times when I'm ccomfortable and not-self-concious enough to get in-to sex stuff I like apparently don't remember at all, like some of my partner's favorite sex experiences are when i was so out-of-it that I was able to enjoy stuff without getting upset and I don't even know about it till she tells me the next day
>>5226250
Fucking choke yourself to death you fat ugly bitch
>>5226250
besides the fact that it leaves me feeling a bit hood bitch for a while after listening to it, its great.
also trip because ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>5226219
>.< nuuuuuuuuuu
>>5226247
This hasn't been my experience at all... it's a lot faster than that. One year at the most.
>>5226247
oh its been going fine but making it permanent seems hard. the last time i barely felt a thing because there was hardly anything there. this is gonna sting like a bitch
>having rhinoplasty to correct my main masculine facial feature before my laser is even completed
>fem face, curvy fem body, midlength messy hair, partial beard stubble, teenage boy voice
just ftm me up desu senpai
>>5226250
Fucking admit you were the one that made the trip picture. Too bad you never learned the brightness feature on photoshop you subterranean sack of garbage
>>5226215
this is just...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvlOAAEa1yY
>>5226260
Hey elanna have you ever realized how easy it is to get you all flirty and/or turned on?
>>5226271
w-what about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJrmtN54daQ
>>5226216
Isn't that the best time though?
>>5226272
Implying Aife would drop trip to talk to you lol omg sad
>>5226248
but im not european senpai
i wish i was :(
>>5226283
if you aren't euro why did you put a space before your punctuation that's like a french convention
>>5226288
>that's like a french convention
is it ?
>>5226175
>the cissy
I laughed so hard at this episode and it reminded me of stereotypical trans people.
>>5226282
oop nice confirmation
ur so crazy
>>5225930
Yeah I don't know why no one is saying anything about it.
>>5226274
Yes I have >.< I'm actually really turned on right now. I'm a degenerate, I'm sorry ;~~;
>>5226253
Well at least it still sounds like you and your partner have fun, so that's really what matters ^^
>>5226275
AWOOOOOOOOO!
>>5226281
It might be, it might be, this is cruel and kind of hot o.o;
>>5226298
It's not her, we're busy
>>5226298
Ufufu the only thing anyone would have to drop to talk to you is their standards for sign spinner
>>5226279
sounds pretty presidents of the united states of america
tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYMYE3mj1ws
>>5226293
yeah you must be french deep down inside
prepare to be invaded by mudslimes
http://meta.stackexchange.com/questions/91231/strange-habit-of-putting-spaces-before-punctuation-marks
>>5226303
elanna I feel like you're always horny
is this what happens after SRS?
Everyone, post an eyeball. Only one.
Choose wisely.
>>5226310
That ' s pretty strange ...
I never knew about , this but cool .
Thanks for letting me know .
>>5226314
This is what happens when you don't have a boyfriend for 6 months ;~~~~;
>>5226320
So lonely you couldn't even stay straight. Sad times.
>>5226315
Ok
>>5226320
do you want some masturbation instructions?
>>5226320
I haven't had a bf for almost 25 years and I'm nowhere near that bad .______.
>>5226315
coming right up
>>5226304
i hope that is true, i'd prefer it if it wasn't her.
but if it is her...... pls tell her to stop spamming, its pretty silly
>>5226330
can't miss what you never had bb
>>5226315
whatever you say
>>5226338
Ufufu no one fucking cares about you. Shut your whore mouth
>>5226340
;-------------------------------------;
>>5226315
ok
>>5226338
we're being lewd
>>5226315
>>5226319
No no, you didn't turn me on, I'm just kinda drunk and horny because lonely ;~~~;
>>5226325
>implying I was ever straight
>>5226329
>implying masturbation helps
>>5226330
Ok, I guess it's SRS
being a neet is so fucking boring
>>5226359
get hobbies
>>5226359
Get a job.
>>5226346
wHAT HAVE I DONE!?!?!
I'm in the same boat vv, sorry
>>5226355
well ever since I accepted all this shit I feel so slutty :s I've never wanted cock like I do now
>>5226303
Best pairing desu.
>>5226362
Your picture is 2D too
>mfw pedal falls off my bike on the way to work
ugh, i got to work like 20 minutes late
how's everyone tonight?
