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>>5224206
I haven't seen Cartman in a few days, are we placing bets on if he's trans or not?
>tfw tfw no
Ufufu is an idiot.
First for purest form of love
>>5225782
nth for where do i make my southpark avatar
>this edition
K E K
QUICK POST WHAT YOU'RE LISTENING TO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iNP-yju6NI
today feels weird. i keep getting this really weird feeling about this weekend as well. like i'm supposed to do worrying about something or doing something? but i'm not doing anything....
also i checked my tinder and got this weird message and idk what it means lmao. how is everyone else's day going?
>>5225801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV8tm-ZPdpE
>inb4 i get chewed out
>people here say I'm cute
>ask the passing thread
>lmao no
this is why I have trust issues desu
Why can't there be some kind of objective way to measure how you look
>>5225806
You don't pass, but you're cute and probably will pass with time and hormones.
Oh boy a new thread.
>>5225803
that's weird but I wouldn't think anything of the message, English prolly isn't his first language
went to /d/ accidentally
holy mother fucking shit
>>5225778
>>5225781
It's ok, I'd honestly rather go transbian for you than Cartman ;~; I just want to give them hope, you know?
>>5225797
W-which one desu~ o.o
>>5225803
got a migraine after a boring day
yay~
>>5225803
>wants and did both r looking for.
he wants you to become a suicide bomber couple with him.
>>5225807
Can I suck your dick?
>>5225802
the majority of us are virgins
>tfw you'd go transbian for Elanna if she would do the same for you
>>5225806
You are cute as a boy, did anyone say otherwise?
I think you'll pass when mones affect your facial fat.
>>5225801
>billy talent
muh high school dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA-ZyXHn-4Y
sometimes i put this EP on loop
>>5225812
Lel, vanilla spotted.
>>5225807
kek, not trans at all
>>5225805
Nothing wrong with club music man, makes me want to go out though
>>5225812
lol is it bad I went to check what was on the front page to see how bad it was and kinda laughed cause it all seems tame to me?
>>5225801
https://soundcloud.com/john00fleming/john-00-fleming-global-28
Set at 1:03:00 x.x
>>5225829
i just came home from the club it was breddy gud
>>5225791
She is. She admitted it earlier.
>>5225801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmG7ihjpHPM
well you asked lol
>>5225807
that rammstein 2.0 band is really cringe.
>>5225806
i mean you don't look like a girl if that's what you were wondering
>>5225811
i guess lmao
if you say it out loud with a french accent it makes slightly more sense
>>5225816
i'm feeling that vibe lol
>>5225818
sounds fun
>>5225801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwQbXrwYZAg
>>5225814
I-I don't want to say..
You probably haven't noticed me...
>>5225840
You said nowadays twice.
>>5225841
>french accent
too soon :/
time to go off myself I guess
>>5225834
Did you dance with qt girls and guys?
>>5225833
now THIS is podracing
Everyone shhhhh
>>5225816
I feel you anon, I got a migraine today today too ;~;
>>5225831
No, it's you in 5 years.
>>5225844
Oh, o-ok ;~;
>>5225848
>gets ridiculed for posting a shitty song
>defends herself by posting another shitty song from the same band
>>5225848
Are you swedish?
>>5225850
see ya later
>>5225848
If you are going to listen to repression music at least do it right you homo, here is something I used to blast when I was lifting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa6cINHLqRc
>>5225848
why is this so awful omg
>>5225849
s-sorry
>>5225848
We should go on a date, I might let you fuck me afterwards if you're lucky.
>>5225857
can't see what it is but I'm guessing it's Cartman posting shitty nazi music and prolly calling literally anything else shit? loooool
>tfw the EP you linked goes unrecognised
>>5225801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_ksyoqH2gA
>>5225801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sWBT90OlA0
>mfw cartman
>>5225867
yup. loll
>>5225803
>men are only worthy if they have a big dick and loads of money
>>5225852
i went with my sister and some of her cronies (8 of us in total) drank and danced alot, made out with one of my sisters friends and now im sitting here shoving a mega greasy burger and fries down my throat from the local burger joint, overall a solid 8/10
>>5225855
S-Sorry!!
I'm really shy...
>>5225872
Ahh so you are the same faggot that shitposted on gaygen for nineteen hours straight last night.
>>5225865
>awful
>listens to rap music
>>5225855
>I feel you anon, I got a migraine today today too ;~;
I know a hug won't fix it but I'd sure love one right now...
>tfw no anyone to hold
;~~;
Lot of hate here tonight
>>5225874
>>5225878
Just trip up when flirting anon. It won't hurt.
>>5225796
Omigosh yes o///o
>>5225872
simmer down Fredrik
>>5225801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr2GYsynCFg
>>5225883
Where did you get that sweet picture of Kayla?
>>5225801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucaCqYMHJVU
>>5225888
It's irony at its finest
I guess I kinda was a fool for misinterpreting compliments now
how 2 fix fucked face
>>5225899
Seriously, we all think you're hot. If you want to pass as a girl then you should get and stay on hormones. It will probably be enough.
>>5225898
so is obsessively commenting about something i said a week ago whilst implying my inferiority
>>5225897
Lies
>>5225883
It's okay I understand we can just hold hands and maybe cuddle under a blanket.
>>5225868
I don't know a lot about rock, but it sounds pretty good to me ^^
>>5225878
;~; but now I really want to know, I've probably flirted with you as an anon but never known
>>5225884
Pic very much related
>>5225801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcTNyNxpdTo
>>5225906
My life is a lie. I threw a tranny fit earlier today and last night about maybe coming out to everyone I know, but I still don't think I'm all that important for such an extravaganza.
Don't make me laugh.
I'm a 3 on the kinsey. This life is torture.
>>5225862
You dont have to do shit. Go talk with someone native to your first language?
>mfw i just saw "that" thread on r9k
>>5225921
>I threw a tranny fit earlier today and last night about maybe coming out to everyone I know, but I still don't think I'm all that important for such an extravaganza.
iktf
why am i in such a bad mood?
>>5225910
I knew I could count on you
>>5225910
>I've probably flirted with you as an anon but never known
n-no, I've never been flirted with while tripping, not yet at least.
are you girls doing ok? I made sandwiches for everyone
>>5225835
Really?
>>5225921
Congrats on your spaz
>>5225903
Yeah, hot
as a dude
that's the issue
>>5225921
>tfw you aren't far enough along to throw tranny fits
;-;
>>5225934
I think you've got a qt girlface
>>5225921
Good smoke?
>>5225929
I'm fasting today again so no sammich for me but I will gaze at it appreciatively
>>5225931
You're an idiot. Like I need your comments.
>>5225928
No I mean with you as an anon and me tripping silly ;~;
>>5225927
>that filename
You just made my night anon ^^ Glad to help
>>5225919
Shhhh, I'm drunk and kind of flexible right now.
>>5225934
No, not as a dude. You've got a pretty andro thing going on. Whatever you decide you want, the proper hormones will get you there.
>>5225924
>open up r9k after reading this
>laugh my ass off
>>5225943
Everyone needs my comments even you, and name calling is a sign of weakness
>>5225940
[spoiler]A large number of them are[/spoiler]
>>5225941
I'lll just get you some orange slices and a bottle of water sweetie, you have fun at your sleepover
>>5225940
>real girls
>>5225944
I'm actually breddy drunk too and starting to tease and tempt my partner into lewd stuff tbqh
>>5225947
Name calling is often reserved for those who want to accentuate the point they are getting across. It's time tested and respected. I also don't care for your staged heroism.
post arms
>>5225960
Butt munch
>>5225959
i went clubbing this evening with my sister and mutual friends i had a little too much to drink and yeah..
>>5225955
I-I'm going to a sleep over?!
>>5225940
You dont seem so bad really.
>>5225943
wtf I've never seen my mario kart have this start screen? also this and a bottle is the best
>>5225940
ur a little faggot desu.
>>5225972
>wtf I've never seen my mario kart have this start screen?
Then you never beat it
>>5225944
oh.. well I'm too shy to make any advances with my trip on.
I think there's a few trips that already have your attention anyways.
>>5225940
ur a little faggot to be honest. this is a response to all your posts itt so far
Hate all around
>>5225998
oink oink
>>5225998
fr fr
fuk dis, I am going to take a warm shower, throw on my new night gown and play new vegas till I pass out
>>5226010
Good luck, babe.
Go find some peace from the world right now. . -.
We could all probably use the same rn
>>5226003
Moo
>>5225977
Can you blame me, I always played it wasted with friends.
>>5226010
>new vegas
>>5226010
Cum fuk dis
Who drunk? Pic related :D
>>5226032
I'm working, so I am not
>>5225773
ur being contradictory just for the sake of it, lol
>For future reference, an organized and cohesive unit doesn't actually mean militarization
an organized, cohesive unit -- probably of a larger group -- that has armed itself for conflict and pulls off multiple attacks does, in fact, indicate militarization ... and even if it didnt its not like u can argue that militarization of organizations ISN'T happening all around the world.
>The only thing radical about it is they, whoever they are, is murderous
we don't know exactly what kind of group it is but i think planning and executing this CERTAINLY indicates that they are a radical group, whoever they are.
ur dumb but i hope ur sis is ok anonypoo
there's a spooky man skeleton inside of you right now
>>5226032
hi
fuck feelings i'm taking a bath and reading a book
>>5226005
I'm sorry, I can't help being shy ;~;
>>5226056
>there's a spooky man skeleton inside of you right now
yeah but have you ever thought of the muscle man that holds him back?
*brofist* muscle man
>>5226045
ufufu youre a dumb ugly bitch
>>5226066
I disagree...she's hot
>>5226066
nah
>>5226074
>not dumb
> has an art degree
>>5226074
dis u
>>5226084
I'm slinging drinks though
>>5226074
Take more pictures of yourself in low lighting. Maybe you can discover a way to make the light so low no one can see your man face
>inb4 more pictures of confused males behind ufufu
>tfw your mom hugboxes you
>>5226084
Good luck guessing
what do trans girls look for in a chaser to where they don't consider him a chaser?
Goodnight twats
>>5226084
>HI maddie! I thought you were studying tonight ^^;
lmao that waas the plan but now im drunk skyping and watching sharknado ._.
>>5226111
is it me?
Ufufu if Nathans hot dog contest was a competition to see how many fat cocks you can put in your mouth they'd have to rename you Ufufu and Roy
>>5226125
>sharknado
drunk maddie is pleb maddie
>>5225773
>They don't actually know who or what is behind the attacks.
Thanks for the laugh. I don't want to spoil the ending for you but it was [spoiler]muslims.[/spoiler]
Keep on living in your online sjw safe space though. Meanwhile theres someone out there planning on killing you without a second thought. Just ask one of the hundreds of innocents that died today if you don't think thats the case.
>>5226122
Willingness to form a relationship with meaning beyond sex
Okay with eventually getting my dick chopped off
>>5226126
nope it's me.
>>5226112
>ya das me
dis also u
I wish I could afford an appartment
>>5226112
Ufufu the only thing lower than your self worth is your potassium intake
>>5226005
thnks, I think I might be drunk enough to not stress so I can actually have some fun tho it's usually the case that that means I'm also drunk enough that I don't rlly remmeber stuff so Idk
>>5226032
I'm drunk like everyday and kinda hate it but I haven't rlly hurt myself in awhile so I count it as a good tradeoff
>>5226056
every vertabrate organism is just a meat-prison trapping a skellington desperate to escape and do skellington things
>>5226122
respect/be attracted to them as an individual person instead of fetishising their medical condition
>>5226141
Are you hangry.....eat a dick
>>5226134
I'd be completely OK with my gf going post-op. I guess that's one way to tell a chaser, is they fetishize the girldick and want it to stay
>>5226146
Why so when I can watch you same fag urself
>>5226143
Yes I do
>>5226152
I can reach mine, can you?
>there's a spooky man skeleton inside of you right now
>have you ever thought of the muscle man that holds him back?
>every vertabrate organism is just a meat-prison trapping a skellington desperate to escape and do skellington things
this is all too spooky for me :<
>>5226143
>Umm, how often do we talk ^^;
not often >.< I told you I'm shy.
>go to talent show fundraiser for the little house my school has that houses the trans group's office and where meetings are held
>get popcorn
>"here ya go sir"
embarrassing, tfw I'm not even andro yet
>>5226162
ebin :^ )
>>5226159
Ufufu youre the nick cage of mtfg and all your roles are left behind you fat ugly turbo bitch. Fucking kill yourself in low light
>>5226159
>u can afford one one day anon i belief in u !!!!!
oh ty
>and yes i did drink some wine tonight hehhehueeu
drunk fufu best fufu
>>5225782
http://southpark.cc.com/clips/ms8uv8/im-transginger
Lmao this is so how most trans people act too.
>>5226167
pic related, me rn
>>5226169
y u do this
>>5226162
sorry I spooked you ;~;
>>5225945
I don't think they will, that's the issue
>>5225937
Other people seem to not think that though
and I believe them
>>5226174
Shut the fuck up ufufu
>>5225796
purest indeed.
>>5226159
>>5226170
>I will never chill with Ufufu and drink and talk about clothes n stuff while amusing myself with 4chan shitposters
Oh yeah. That would be the life.
>>5226176
becuz yu wer being so randum XD
>>5226177
it's ok your dubs and apology both made me feel better
>>5226183
If you keep trying so hard you might suck yourself off ufufu
>>5226179
post face again
>>5226194
Ufufu if you put as much effort into passing as you do sucking yourself off maybe your life would advance beyond tier lists macho man
>>5225801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjC-CLgRs2c
[judging intensifies]
>>5226199
I'm sorry to spook you vivi, please accept this rare pepe ;~;
>>5226181
Stawp, I'm drunk and I don't want to start thinking lewd thoughts about her ;~;
>>5226144
;~; that sucks, but at least you remember you had fun right?
>>5226182
>that have used the ">.<" emoticon before
You're never gonna find me that way
>>5226194
You look like polish holocaust trash
>>5226200
for a flat, non-angled photo, see
>>5225682
I look a lot better with the camera at an angle but I feel like that's cheating
>>5226215
JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN
tbqh that whole album is so silly
>>5226223
You couldnt suck the chaffe off of wheat
>>5226229
>upset
>hurt
>repugnant to normal human beings
Yup sounds like ufufu
>>5226230
I don't know what that means
ugh its been 6 weeks since my last laser and i got another one this week and it looks like loads of beard shadow has grown back in, omg i want to die. can't i use radiation or something faster this is awful. It's grown back thin and soft and why isn't it dead for good
I have been sick all day and all my body hurts
can i at least be a trip ?
>>5226223
peach that is not a bad face for passing
>>5226216
ok I can accept this payment <3
>>5226229
b-but ufu, i like their silly music ;-;
>>5226194
You're the ugliest whsle this side of moby dick
>>5226238
Facial hair removal takes a long time if you have a lot of hair. Honestly probably longer than HRT
>>5226239
>anime avatar
check
>pseudo grilname
check
>clearly european
ah go for it
>>5226243
i-i like it too
it is very enjoyable music
>>5226239
that would be frantastic
>>5226216
not rlly tbqh, moost times when I'm ccomfortable and not-self-concious enough to get in-to sex stuff I like apparently don't remember at all, like some of my partner's favorite sex experiences are when i was so out-of-it that I was able to enjoy stuff without getting upset and I don't even know about it till she tells me the next day
>>5226250
Fucking choke yourself to death you fat ugly bitch
>>5226250
besides the fact that it leaves me feeling a bit hood bitch for a while after listening to it, its great.
also trip because ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>5226219
>.< nuuuuuuuuuu
>>5226247
This hasn't been my experience at all... it's a lot faster than that. One year at the most.
>>5226247
oh its been going fine but making it permanent seems hard. the last time i barely felt a thing because there was hardly anything there. this is gonna sting like a bitch
>having rhinoplasty to correct my main masculine facial feature before my laser is even completed
>fem face, curvy fem body, midlength messy hair, partial beard stubble, teenage boy voice
just ftm me up desu senpai
>>5226250
Fucking admit you were the one that made the trip picture. Too bad you never learned the brightness feature on photoshop you subterranean sack of garbage
>>5226215
this is just...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvlOAAEa1yY
>>5226260
Hey elanna have you ever realized how easy it is to get you all flirty and/or turned on?
>>5226260
>>5226271
w-what about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJrmtN54daQ
>>5226216
Isn't that the best time though?
>>5226272
Implying Aife would drop trip to talk to you lol omg sad
>>5226248
but im not european senpai
i wish i was :(
>>5226283
if you aren't euro why did you put a space before your punctuation that's like a french convention
>>5226288
>that's like a french convention
is it ?
>>5226175
>the cissy
I laughed so hard at this episode and it reminded me of stereotypical trans people.
>>5226282
oop nice confirmation
ur so crazy
>>5225930
Yeah I don't know why no one is saying anything about it.
>>5226274
Yes I have >.< I'm actually really turned on right now. I'm a degenerate, I'm sorry ;~~;
>>5226253
Well at least it still sounds like you and your partner have fun, so that's really what matters ^^
>>5226275
AWOOOOOOOOO!
>>5226281
It might be, it might be, this is cruel and kind of hot o.o;
>>5226298
It's not her, we're busy
>>5226298
Ufufu the only thing anyone would have to drop to talk to you is their standards for sign spinner
>>5226279
sounds pretty presidents of the united states of america
tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYMYE3mj1ws
>>5226293
yeah you must be french deep down inside
prepare to be invaded by mudslimes
http://meta.stackexchange.com/questions/91231/strange-habit-of-putting-spaces-before-punctuation-marks
>>5226303
elanna I feel like you're always horny
is this what happens after SRS?
Everyone, post an eyeball. Only one.
Choose wisely.
>>5226310
That ' s pretty strange ...
I never knew about , this but cool .
Thanks for letting me know .
>>5226314
This is what happens when you don't have a boyfriend for 6 months ;~~~~;
>>5226320
So lonely you couldn't even stay straight. Sad times.
>>5226320
do you want some masturbation instructions?
>>5226320
I haven't had a bf for almost 25 years and I'm nowhere near that bad .______.
>>5226315
coming right up
>>5226304
i hope that is true, i'd prefer it if it wasn't her.
but if it is her...... pls tell her to stop spamming, its pretty silly
>>5226330
can't miss what you never had bb
>>5226315
whatever you say
>>5226338
Ufufu no one fucking cares about you. Shut your whore mouth
>>5226340
;-------------------------------------;
>>5226315
ok
>>5226338
we're being lewd
>>5226315
>>5226319
No no, you didn't turn me on, I'm just kinda drunk and horny because lonely ;~~~;
>>5226325
>implying I was ever straight
>>5226329
>implying masturbation helps
>>5226330
Ok, I guess it's SRS
being a neet is so fucking boring
>>5226359
get hobbies
>>5226359
Get a job.
>>5226346
wHAT HAVE I DONE!?!?!
I'm in the same boat vv, sorry
>>5226355
well ever since I accepted all this shit I feel so slutty :s I've never wanted cock like I do now
>>5226303
Best pairing desu.
>>5226362
Your picture is 2D too
>mfw pedal falls off my bike on the way to work
ugh, i got to work like 20 minutes late
how's everyone tonight?
>tfw it costs $600 to hug your senpai
just kill me now
have a teekyu because that was the default image folder for some reason, also have another song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CPcg4mfRic
>>5226362
>discriminating against 2D
i don't even know what to say
>>5226362
>expecting actual responses
although to be fair I do really like my eyes. I'm just too lazy to take a pic, make it look right, put on makeup, etc. etc.
>>5226366
it's fine. It's my own fault. 24 years of repression :^) I sure am a straight cis male past self...
>>5226375
did you get some new pedals?
hi kiwi
>>5226355
I'm lonely too >:
>>5226344
u seem to care a whole lot doe
>>5226384
i just have to get my brother to screw it back on for me in the morning, i found it after it fell off
hi anon
>>5226375
you should post a pic of your bike ; 3;
>>5226391
sorry I read the words
>get my brother to screw
and my mind wandered
its good that you found it again tho
>>5226387
Not as much as you do skank
>>5226392
it's too dark or else i would, it's just a navy mountain bike i had from when i used to bike through the trails at my local park
>>5226246
>mfw ufufu is a metaphor for god/vengeance
>tfw u realise youve been posting all day without ur trip
/mtfg/ how do I fix dry lips? I've been using lip balm but now they're all flaky ;~;
>>5226400
>mfw ufufu cant muster enough resistance for radio shack
>>5226362
Hes a cute kitteh.
>>5226403
I use burts beez lip balm, I find it works really well.
>>5226403
drink more water and use oatmeal-based moisturisers
lip balm is a meme that only divides external and internal moisture
>>5226403
scrub with a toothbrush, re-apply lip balm every time think of your crush and drink more water.
>>5226418
Out of curiosity are you more into guys then girls or just this one girl?
>>5226415
>scrub with a toothbrush, re-apply lip balm
Is this real advice or is it something I'm gonna regret trying?
>>5226428
Have fun at the party :)!
>>5226403
my friend told me she uses brown sugar, just rub a little on your lips then lick it off and it gets rid of dry skin and lets your lips be moist underneath
I haven't tried it cause my lips don't usually get dry but she says it works like a charm
>>5226418
yessss and I got my dosage increased so more e is prolly gonna mean more need for cock o///o
>>5226428
it's just exfoliating to remove the dry skin. use a soft brush and don't use sugar like a lot of people recommend online.
Just moisturize after, I mean... I live in a desert, dry lips are common here and that's what I've always done.
Seriously though, drink more water and fix from within.
>>5226428
probably something ull regret trying
but i dont have any better advice because i have the same problem 90% of the time ;w;
>>5226369
then the sissifaction tapes worked you thank me later, Lahey
>>5226447
I drink tons of water and I have super dry lips. It can just be genetics
>>5226427
I'm more into guys than girls in general I'd say, I actually havn't crushed on a girl in a very long time up until I met this one ;~;
hey new trip here please tell me how good/bad my voice is !!! ~~
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0g82eyn0KBe
>>5226453
>I drink tons of water
With what body of water would you say you most identify with?
>>5226457
ELANNA HAS A CRUSH
my friend sent me this sasha grey gif and its really hot and basically what i want to happen to me all the time
>>5226463
This is a joke right?
>>5226467
I'm trans-atlantic
>>5226483
ah jeepers, is it really that bad? :(
>>5226463
lmao
u sound like an adult version of the kid who goes on ellen and knows a lot about presidents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFismjYRcRM
>>5226490
It kind of sounds like you're trying to imitate the old pedophile from family guy.
>>5226438
Most dicks here aren't cut so they don't dry your lips ou- I-I mean s-shut up I'm pure
>>5226440
No
>>5226446
Mine don't get dry often either but when they do they look like the lips of a zombie
>>5226447
Ohh usually I use a wet tissue or something to wipe it off
>>5226449
;~;
>>5226490
Who is your favorite president
>>5226498
Have you actually sucked a dick before? Are you a virgin jormy?
I can't wait until the layers of flab fall away and reveal just how masculine I am, then there would be nothing for it but suicide.
I hope I continue losing weight fast.
Who /trance/ here!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u4QMkaX8u4
damn can you guys believe the rockets got beat by the nuggets AGAIN. lawson and harden just do not mesh at all
>>5226510
i see that and raise u this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZt7n3gdQ0o
>>5226512
>bernie sanders!
Defenitely best troll. You pass
I feel better now that I've gotten a few hours of sleep
>>5226512
pls. o\"
>>5226520
>caring about basketball
meh
it's all about NFL for me
...plus I'm a Celtics fan so not like I have anything to root for right now...
tonight marks a full week of 4mg progy, 200mg spiro
results reported: none
What's up this fine Friday evening girls?
>>5226534
im a warriors fan so this is like the golden age of basketball for me right now
Post ausgirls you want to fuck.
I will go first; jormy. Best ausgirl.
OK off to bed! Have a good night everyone <3
>>5226539
>Living somewhere it's Friday
>>5226522
I don't have a problem with you. I just hope you don't have a problem with me : /
>>5226549
>i dont have a problem with you
>i just say everyone who attacking me is you
:^)
>>5226537
YAAAAAYYYYYY
HAPPY BRITDAYT :D
>>5226553
I don't think its her. I don't know who it is. I just wish they'd stop.
>>5226556
AGIRATO
>>5226539
>>5226463
>>5226493
OMG
>>5226555
>tech-house
Y E S
i can't resist posting my favorite tech-house song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbEYwHcPWck
>>5226563
Dang it not you too Maddie! I'm considering it more now ;_;
>>5226558
its your birthday?
>>5226571
it's my one week full-dose hormones birthday, i guess
>>5226571
:^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWoQ9SZBhWs
some more horrible taste
>>5226583
such spooky taste
>come to thread
>hons pretending to be anime girls
will mtfg ever change
>>5226555
on the opposite end of the spectrum, we have one of my absolute favorite tracks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSUu32d8b3g
searched it on google to post it, opened the video, heard the opening of it and had to listen to the whole thing its so fucking good
>>5226567
>mau5trap
Mmmm tasty
>>5226587
no
>>5226587
don't forget all anons are runway models
>>5226597
I'm not tall enough for that ;_;
>>5226595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW7-SpJvu9U
i forgot how much i love eekkoo's music
Well I'm gunna go play video games all night have fun mtfg
i drank 10-12 cups of water today and only ate a reasonable fruit salad at like 7pm
i was pretty hungry but it eventually went away and at the end of the day i feel proud of myself and not disgusting so i'm going to stick to this diet
tomorrow i'm going to hardboil 2 eggs to take with me to work, anyone have any other suggestions for a healthy snack?
>>5226622
Stick to pocket eggs, you can't go wrong.
>>5226622
Celery is good, especially with a bit of hummus or something.
>>5226632
Tuck them away inside your cheeks.
is naked filling or no?
>>5226626
i might just hardboil a dozen for the whole week
>>5226629
celery just makes me more hungry desu, i have no idea why
>>5226632
pls
>tfw no dicks shoved in all my orifices right at this very moment
>>5226602
unce unce unce unce
ever have a moment where you step back and realize, "goddamn, i'm actually fucking transgender and this is my life and it's balls"
i wish i could just magically be a girl when i wake up so i don't have to go through this pain
>>5226646
>goddamn, i'm actually fucking transgender and this is my life
All the time. But without the negativity. This is just a bizarre life we live.
>>5226636
>pls
I'm not joking, get like two or three pizzas and freeze the slices individually, then just take two pieces with you to work and reheat in a microwave
>>5226646
No, because I'm still in denial.
>>5226639
>unce unce unce unce
>not cats n boots n cats n boots n
>>5226646
i still consider suicide daily despite HRT solving my cognitive-chemical brain problem
>>5226639
>not just leaving vibrators in your orifices all day
come on elanna I thought you were lewd
>>5226646
Whenever I hear this I can't help but think people shouldn't be transitioning when they think this. What led you there exactly?
>>5226646
All the time, I could have all the surgery in the world and it wouldn't change the fact that I'm a very girly looking male. I just wish I were cis.
>>5226646
Ya but I also get shit on for saying I don't have to take Hrt. I get to if anything
>>5226660
depression and trying to get into reading boku girl but crying a lot (again)
obligatory i'm 51% gay post
>>5226646
Not really desu. Its just another aspect of my life that makes me who I am as a person. I'm not so 1 dimensional where u let the fact that I'm trans be my sole defining character trait. I know I'm not cis and never will be, but I'm gunna strive to get as close to that as I can. Its no reason to become depressed bc different, its just that, different. Differences make the world go round.
>>5226646
no it's more like "my life sux because i live in a shitty place. but i have the money to gtfo cause i'm a whore and all of my problems are caused by myself or are suffered by everyone else."
>>5226667
Well then you're 100% going to Hell, young lady.
oh wow i didn't even realize, today my favorite artist released new music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5koor1j4zwM
today just went from a decent day to an awesome day
>>5226659
My vibrator's batteries are dead ;~;
>>5226667
Wanna bump that percentage up a couple notches? ;D
>tfw no drunk bestie to lie next to me and enjoy the sounds
>>5226646
I'm getting close to going fulltime, out to family and friends and I still wish I wasent trans, fuck these feels, I wanted to be normal, not feel like a freak 24/7 ?~?
10 mins till I finish work, need alcohol and fud for my 2 days off, then play fallout 4 while listening to rainymood in the background and pretending im the cute redhead I'm playing as ;_;
>>5226668
>>5226646
To add to that I'm finally fulfilling a lifelong dream so I find it really difficult to get sad about it.
oh my god
>>5226686
wait until the disappointment sets in
>>5226697
but aren't they like the same thing
https://bdsmtest.org/
What kinks do you have mtfg?
>>5226693
Ummm, maybe some hand holding and cuddling while watching a movie? ^^
>>5226697
>tfw don't have a hitachi ;_;
>>5226646
when i was like 13 i heard of this multiverse theory that there is an alternate universe for every single thing you can think of, like a universe with an earth that has squid as people and people as squid or people that were able to read minds and fly
... i have on many occasions concentrated and imagined a universe that would help me and magically turn me into a cis girl
it didn't work, it made me sad
>>5226698
>tfw u hit stage 4 after 6 months
>>5226702
>What kinks do you have mtfg?
All of them [spoiler]except age stuff[/spoiler]
>>5226696
perfect
>>5226703
>fantasizing about meeting the female version of yourself
>fantasizing about randomly waking up as a girl one day
>>5226699
Imaginary? Yeah.
>>5226702
GET ONE. NOW.
>>5226704
>tfw eternal stage 2
>>5226710
are hitachis really that amazing?
>>5226702
I see answers that weren't possible last time I took this. Guess I have to redo.
>>5226712
Well, mine can always get me off in under 10 minutes. Sometimes under 5.
>>5226702
just, you know, being tied up and stuff ._.
>>5226702
Less kinky than last time I took it I think.
>>5226707
We match
>>5226712
Yes, it is.
>>5226702
I re-took mine after deciding to not hold back in order to appear demure
>all this talk about vibrators
>tfw I've never so much as touched one or a dildo
g-gosh t-t
>>5226726
>rigger
>dominant
I am now 100% gay
>>5226726
what's rigger
>>5226702
I have no idea how to screenshot on linux
https://bdsmtest.org/result.php?id=1018192
== Results from http://bdsmtest.org/ ==
95% Switch
86% Submissive
81% Rope Bunny
76% Rigger
76% Vanilla
69% Dominant
53% Degradee
46% Slave
44% Degrader
41% Master/Mistress
38% Experimentalist
29% Brat Tamer
29% Brat
24% Masochist
20% Owner
20% Pet
18% Sadist
8% Daddy/Mommy
7% Girl/Boy
5% Primal (Prey)
4% Primal (Hunter)
3% Voyeur
2% Exhibitionist
2% Ageplayer
0% Non-monogamist
See my results online at http://bdsmtest.org/result.php?id=1018200
>>5226702
We doing this again?
>tfw no bf to tie me to the bed and lewd me.
Oh my god I am so mad /mtfg/
My doctor has had me on BABY DOSES of estrogen for fucking months now. And I have to wait another whole month before my next appointment where I'll probably get my dose increased to 4mg daily... the dose most people start at.
I'm worried that I'm ruining my chances of getting the most development I can by taking these baby doses. I'd probably have tits by now if I started at a dose that actually did shit all.
I'm thinking of just increasing my dose to 4mg daily myself, but I'm worried that my doctor will be pissed when I tell him I increased the dose on my own.
What should I do
>>5226732
it's when you use a datajack to operate drones remotely with your mind, duh
>>5226738
>4mg daily... the dose most people start at
lol what
>>5226738
How much is a baby dose?
>4mg daily... the dose most people start at.
Most people start at 2 and then increase to 4.
I retook it. Not sure if it's an improvement.
>>5226702
I'm boring :L
>>5226732
a rigger rigs ropes aka you tie people up
>>5226729
Iktf senpai ;_;
>>5226731
that's a very solid percentage c;
>>5226739
I was waiting for someone to go there, chummer.
>>5226744
how soon after do they increase to 4 though?
I was started on 1mg for the first 3 months, and have been on 2mg for almost 4 months now.
>>5226746
I'm more boring
>>5226752
That's what I started at, assuming we're talking 1 mg twice a day
>>5226754
At least we have someone to share feels with c:
>>5226755
no I'm talking about 1 mg once a day.
I am currently taking 2 mg once a day.
So many subs itt
What else can I do to move along in transition without blatantly outing myself? Like, something subtle. I'm slowly starting to adjust my eyebrows already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGwDTozj9AY
favorite song atm
is it typical to lose interest in your usual hobbies after starting hrt? i haven't been able to play video games for a while, like i just can't get back into them for some reason
>>5226760
laser/electro and hrt are the important ones with changes that will stick.
>>5226752
I was started at 2mg for a month, then doubled, and then raised to 6 after a blood test at 3 months.
I saw pookie's gt and now I'm sad
>>5226759
Well we're all girls here what did you expect? I'm a switcher and I still prefer sub
>>5226762
I'm on HRT but it's slow and I've gotta do other stuff.
Should I go ahead and get my ears pierced?
>>5226761
>is it typical to lose interest in your usual hobbies after starting hrt? i haven't been able to play video games for a while, like i just can't get back into them for some reason
I dunno, are you sure that's not just depression?
Also I'm gonna go ahead and sound SJW-y, I think transgirls are often guilty of internalized misogyny, not doing things because they're not "girl things", or thinking they can't drive well or be good at math
>>5226769
>didn't know you were such a slut sheen
but I'm a virgin ;~;
>>5226749
I-it is tbqh ;_;
Way to turn me gay
>>5226765
when and how
>>5226771
idk, i guess it could be just depression, i've been generally happy lately but still have this depression lingering under the surface, it's a weird feeling
that's funny, cause i'm scared out of my mind of driving and math was my worst subject
>>5226774
Damn that long, you definitely need to up it.
Maybe try a new doc?
>>5226771
That's kinda true to an extent. I went full retard a few years ago before I detrans'd and would do exactly that. Only do "girly" stuff that normie girls would do, instead of being the turbo nerd weeb dork that I am.
>>5226772
Me too ;_; p-purity right?
>>5226776
>elanna
>not already degenerate hard gay
>>5226777
It's in the r9k thread
>>5226776
>elanna
>straight
Good one
>>5226781
link?
>>5226780
>>5226782
I'm not gay! >.<
>>5226785
*hugs* I'm only teasing. I know we're both bisucum :3
>tfw want a GF and a BF
(but not at the same time)
>>5226710
== Results from http://bdsmtest.org/ ==
96% Submissive
87% Rope Bunny
64% Slave
59% Degradee
58% Masochist
56% Vanilla
39% Brat
34% Pet
27% Experimentalist
17% Girl/Boy
13% Primal (Prey)
7% Non-monogamist
6% Exhibitionist
5% Voyeur
5% Ageplayer
4% Switch
3% Owner
2% Dominant
2% Sadist
2% Master/Mistress
2% Rigger
2% Degrader
2% Brat Tamer
2% Daddy/Mommy
1% Primal (Hunter)
See my results online at http://bdsmtest.org/result.php?id=1018243
>>5226785
So your not interested in girls then...?
>>5226776
mission complete!
>>5226780
>virgin
nigga you need to work your looks you could be slammin pussy left and right get some fuckin confidence homie stop spendin so much time on the internet sheeit
>>5226791
Well, I am, but I'm not gay! ;___;
>>5226796
i thought i heard 100% or
were you lying to me?
>no dom girl to make me her pet.
this life is suffering.
>tfw elanna doesn't think about you when she masturbates
>>5226795
h-how do you know what I look like? (´⊙o⊙`;)
Also I feel like a complete loser and failure at life. Not only do I not have a job, but I live at home with my parents, my car broke down (and even if it were working it looks like trash), and I'm broke as a bum. Sooooo I don't really have anything to offer to any girls rn. Its a massive confidence killer and quite frankly I don't wanna be a deadbeat in a relationship. I wanna at least contribute something. : Li mean yeah I'm in college and looking for work rn but that only goes so far and the girls around here are almost all into older fattwr career men ;_; I can't compete with that.
>>5226799
I'm not gay!!
But I'm 100% gay...for you o/////o;
Why do you all act like 14 year olds
>>5226779
I don't have any other options for doctors, this one took me months of waiting to get an appointment with.
I'm just going to up my dose. This is really stressing me out I feel like I've wasted 7 months and that my tits aren't ever going to grow because of this.
>>5226810
>I'm not gay!
>but I'm 100% gay
>>5226811
>All
Nah
For those that do, though, it seems to be a self-ironic meme
my results are in
>>5226811
i basically dropped out of life when i was 14 so that'd make sense
>>5226811
most of us are going through puberty again
>>5226807
Well You do have a nice butt
>>5226811
puberty
>>5226810
excellent this is acceptable to me
report in for headpats and for me to practise my knotwork
Thanksgiving is coming up and my mom hasn't seen me in like 3-4 months, basically the entire time I've been on hormones
do you think she'll notice any changes?
>>5226823
I-i get the feeling that headpats are something lewder than I think .___.;
>be at gameshop
>tell 17 year old ftm jailbait I post on 4chan
>he finds pictures of my boobs in like a minute
>he shows me and asks if that's me
>in front of my gf
>my cheeks exploded
>>5226828
Just tell her you're eating better.
>>5226828
You can probably expect
>wow anon your skin looks great
other than that probably not
>>5226829
completely innocent i promise
oh i break my promises purposely sometimes
Do supermarkets/malls sell epilators on their shelves?
I don't have the means to buy one online.
>>5226835
Sometimes. I got mine in a pharmacy.
>tfw someone falls asleep on u on the bus
>>5226835
Yeh
>>5226835
yes, although I'm sure it depends on the store
I got one at walgreens
>>5226765
Hey me too
but why
>>5226835
A department store might have it.
There is a razor store in my local mall which sells them.
>>5226840
>playing Xbox
>pick up ps3 controller
I've lost control of life
>>5226837
>someone falls asleep on u on the bus
was it a cute boy?
>>5226834
H-hailey are you trying to ruse me?
>>5226846
No it was some Chinese girl ;~;
>>5226847
no, never! :^)
My grandfathers birthday is today but I don't want to see people.
>>5226844
>tfw cheat codes don't work irl
>>5226855
you should have leeched her asian passing genes while she was asleep
>>5226859
Don't be selfish
New r h r e a d w h e n?
>>5226858
S-should I let you tie me up? I'm not sure I can trust someone who's going to ruse me ;_________________;
>>5226865
But I don't wanna ;_;.
I really really dun wanna
>>5226867
when you make it, come on korra
>>5226862
Up up down down left right left right works when eating a girl out
>>5226873
Fine jeeze I'll make it ;_;
>>5226864
Asians passing ez is a meme desu
>>5226868
obviously yes! im nice reallyyyy
>>5226877
gripping and also squeezing as well as biting your lip works really well when getting fucked by a boy
>>5226882
It's literally the truest thing ever.
>>5226888
o////o
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