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>straight porn in op
Abandon ship
>>5181482
Ughh straight porn is so gross
What's with this straight shit?
>tfw all the people I have cuddled with told me to get a butt
>tfw I look like a stegosaurus when I bend over
>No bf to read bara doujins with
>>5181502
The one upside to being a chub is that I have a nice round ass.
>>5181482
does she have a dick at least?
>>5181462
yes plz
but i'm not big on coffee
get me a hibiscus refresher instead :*
>>5181439
met first irl bf on okcupid when we were both 19
we chatted a couple weeks, he lived like 90 minutes away in a much bigger city
>we really wanted to meet
>he was totally cool w/ driving to my house
>came over friday night
>hanging in my room, put on cheesy old horror movie
>he brought jaeger and red bull, helped us get comf around each other
>sitting shoulder to shoulder against the wall in my bed
>both kinda bashful w/ each other
>lil bits of footsy here and there, eventually one of our legs is over the other
>look at each other for a sec
>softo kissu
>quickly devolves into sloppy makeouts
>end up naked, blow each other
>spend rest of the night cuddling and making out and getting drunk and watching shitty movies
>next morning showered together, told me he loved me and asked me to be his bf
>said i loved him back and we were bfs
>stayed the rest of the weekend, then proceeded to stay every weekend for the next 3 years
desu it seems a little naive to have jumped right into the l word like that
but honestly, i really did love him so much
he's a gr8 guy
>>5181461
are you my ex-bf
>Meet up with cute twink
>Have car sex with him
>He blows me for a long time
>We make out as well
>Starts fingering me while he blows me
>Never been fingered before
>Doesn't really hurt and actually feels good
>Start moaning after a wall
>After I've cum he pulls down his pajamas
>Massive 9+ inch dick
>Tells me it's his turn
>Think "fair is fair" and start sucking it
>After a while he tells me to bend over
>Not sure about it but do it anyway
>While he's putting on a condom it felt like waiting for a shot
>It's my first time but he fit the entire thing in
>He's ball deep in me
>Bangs me until he cums
>Didn't hurt at all
I thought anal was supposed to hurt
>>5181439
kissless, hugless, virgin of both sexes 4evernever
>tfw 23 y/o but doctor tells you're dead within 5
'no'
>>5181516
>tfw lost enough weight to lose butt, still have love handles
fuuuuuck
>>5181474
it's just bloody toilet paper. It wouldn't stop bleeding that night. I think I sat for about 30min letting it just drip blood before I gave up, took a few pics and wrapped it with gauze again. What looks like brown piss is actually just diluted blood.
>>5181471
still healing. No longer spontaneously bleeding through my pants so I don't have to wear panty shields anymore but still hurts a bit. Thanks for asking :)
>>5181528
Vilken söt katt :3c
>>5181446
Shit taste senpai
>>5181523
Sorry this is bullshit... There's no way some dude fingered you and then fucked you with you having 0 anal experience.
He must have been a brave one to just stick his finger up there
>>5181523
Taking a 9inch cock without ever playing your butt would be uncomfortable, if not painful
>>5181543
the first time my bf doinked me, i was a bit tipsy and he just ate me a little bit and went right to putting it in (slowly)
and it went in p easy, didn't hurt at all, he was like 7.5
funny, literally every time after that first time it was way more difficult and i required a lot of prep
>>5181546
lol, I don't think taking a 9" cock (all of it) would ever feel comfortable.
just spent 2 hours in the shower shaving/waxing
it fucking sucks, but when all the work is done, your skin feels amazing <3
So my ex's birthday is this weekend. Should I text him? Just to wish him a happy birthday.
>>5181533
Then fuck yeah, writer anon
Thick legs are God tier
What sports require thick legs?
>>5181539
hur vet du att jag är nordisk?
>tfw horny and masturbating doesn't do anything for me anymore
;~;
>>5181549
>the first time my bf doinked me, i was a bit tipsy and he just ate me a little bit and went right to putting it in (slowly)
>and it went in p easy, didn't hurt at all, he was like 7.5
>funny, literally every time after that first time it was way more difficult and i required a lot of prep
>the first time my bf doinked me, i was a bit tipsy and he just ate me a little bit and went right to putting it in (slowly)
That's, like.. the prep my mister and I do pretty much every time aside from, you know, general making-sure cleaning of the area.
>>5181549
>ate me
>no prep
What about the poop
>>5181567
why do you dislike being a man?
Does anybody write here?
I write all the time and reinvigorating my interest in writing.
I am just reading and writing everything and studying.
I am not very good and im not sure how to get better but I just love writing.
Ive always loved writing and living in fantasy
I am writing a book on power hunger and learning from mistakes and rising from the ashes of life. Its about a kid growing up to an abusive household and that gave him a god complex and about getting revenge on the onesv that bruised his ego.
Was thinking about putting it into the corporate world maybe
>>5181575
Try fisting yourself
Or stop masturbating for a day you filthy animal
>>5181583
Does poetry count?
>>5181581
I wish I knew, but I don't like it.
>>5181579
>What about the poop
why are you guys so paranoid about the poop.
I never did any of the crazy things you discuss on here as 'prepping' nor did any of the guys I've topped and never had troubles with shit.
You must either have really poor personal hygiene or a really shitty (no pun intended) diet
>>5181583
I have several ideas for novels but I can't fucking write :C
>>5181575
Heather pls
>>5181595
That's what I think every time people talk about it, too
I guess it's just something that varies.
>>5181607
Nah, gotta go for broke
>>5181604
Its not an usual to be cuc ked by anyone
>>5181529
iktf iktf all too well.
>>5181595
I was more referring to an enema. My diet is ok but there might still be a little poo floating around in my rectum.
>>5181595
just because it seems clean doesn't mean it will be. get one of those fucking squirt bulb things. it takes all of like 1 minute to douche out your poopchute. theres no need to do a deep colon cleanse.
>>5181588
Yeah it counts.
Ive never tried writinv poetry. Im writing a book on shitposting :^) that I've put off.
Also a nerdy fantasy one that I wrote at work one day but I hated tart story.
>>5181600
Your posts on gaygen don't count as writing tbqh tbph family :^)
>>5181598
Neither can I
Luckily scholars will be looking at our greetext years down the line
>>5181604
>I douched
Thank god, had me worried for a second there tbqh
>>5181604
>>5181598
The advice I use for myself is what Dan Harmon says on writing
"You want to be a great writer, but your not and everything you write sucks because it's not as good as what you see in your head but you have to grind though it now because you'll slowly become the writer you're able to be"
It's just something to think about esp he's such a depressive guy that he's really relatable
>>5181636
It sucks. I want to draw well but that takes practice, I want to play fourteen different instruments, but those take practice, and I want to write well, but that takes practice. I don't have time to do them all so I just give up and do none of them.
>>5181631
>no need for a deep colon cleanse
B.. but sometimes those feel nice...
>>5181655
I find going too deep with the cleanses is kind of uncomfortable.
>>5181616
it's not an usual to see me cry
check out this mixed brazilian nazi
he's famous in brazil for being anti-gay and incredibly right-wing
>>5181583
I'm writing a cyberpunk thriller with philosophical influence, based off snatcher and policenauts/bladerunner
>>5181666
Damn, I'd be his scandal.
>666
They warned me the devil would be attractive
>>5181660
itll also fuck your electrolyte levels unless you use an isotonic solution since plain water will draw electrolytes from surrounding blood vessels. its best to keep the water in your ass for as short a time as possible.
>>5181666
this is your daily reminder to
VOTO NOVO
O
T
O
>>5181668
But all characters are furries/keks?
>>5181666
Normally, I wouldn't be attracted to dirty spics, but I want to fuck /pol/.
You will never have a relationship like Glen & Gerry..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toFBj9qBLQo
why live?
>>5181675
he loves comparing homosexuality to zoophilia and pedophilia ;-;
>>5181571
All of them.
>tfw squeezing your legs together on machine weights you can lift around 80kg
I feel bad for whoever is inside me when I tense.
>>5181679
:o
>>5181686
>brazilian
>spic
hun...
>>5181701
Nice fancy a game of chess boxing then?
Also gib Skype
>>5181697
he's probably seen too many
>tfw no dog dicked bf
comments from anons.
>>5181697
>I will never have sordid, kinky rp sessions with him
>I will never dress him in diapers and feed him some "milk"
>I will never make him crawl on all fours, while on a leash and stick a thermometer up his butt
>>5181705
Anything south of the border is LITERALLY MEXICAN.
>>5181634
I'll start using a name.
I never, ever write fantasy. I only write for my job. While it could be interesting as a hobby, there are things I don't want on paper. I believe to write good fantasy you need to feel it, and I fear that I'll read what I wrote and discover something about myself I didn't want to discover - or someone else will. Power to you if you enjoy it.
>>5181711
>tfw no werewolf bf
>>5181684
No only one furry character, a guy who spliced his genome with a wolves to better hunt bounties, just a side character.
>>5181720
>side character
A.K.A. Mary-Sue ;)
>>5181716
I get that like the story I'm working on is like a huge metaphor for the shit I went through and its a bit weird actually reading it and getting a better sense of yourself
>>5181720
Yiff in hell sea salt
>>5181712
you're a little creepy
i'd be okay with only drinking a mixture of his cum, piss, spit and sweat
>go to gaygen
>drinking a mixture of his cum, piss, spit and sweat
>fisting yourself
>eating feces
mfw this thread
>>5181716
Yeah i feel you
Im left handed so we have a much higher incidence of mental disorders creativity. The last seven presidents most of them were left handed including obama. I need to write my ideas down or else I just shitpost with them.
Sometimes I take my old bands songs and write lyrics to them since they still make new music without me. I wrote one about betrayal. Betrayal is the worst. But tats all hardcore and punk and grondcore so lyrics aren't really important to me as long as it fits the song and makes it impactful. Word choice rather than order literary devices is the most important tbqh.
Overall writing is expression. I need a new group of people to be with instead of 4chan tbqh.
I've been so fucked up lately.
>>5181668
Id read it tbqh
>>5181754
normally your posts are ugly but this time i agree
>>5181745
I actually found it therapeutic and the only quote "books are there to remind us that we aren't alone, our pain and longings are shared. We belong." -some daft cunt
>>5181754
hey rabbi, whatcu doin?
>>5181737
How's his foot game, bro?
I wanna subject this closet fag to my footfaggotry.
>>5181754
hahahahahahhahha (this is me laughing)
>>5181771
it's a me, cu ckio?
>>5181788
är du efterbliven, eller sjukfall?
>>5181788
Tack detsamma familj skakar mitt huvud för att vara ärlig(favä)
>>5181764
>>5181746
I feel like people would think my premise is too similar to Full Metal Alchemist, which also keeps me from writing it...
It revolves around an apocalyptic event known as "The Rift" opened a couple hundred years prior to the focus story, unleashing terrible beasts upon the world. Humans learned to harness the energy of The Rift to fight the Rift Beasts and re-establish their foothold on the planet, harnessing this energy by way of magic circles called Hexes (for their tendency towards six-sided symmetry) made up of runes which resonate in a particular way with the Rift Energy to produce certain effects like enchantments.
So far I have four schools of (working name) Hexemancy:
-Outfitting (working name): Engraving hexes into tools and weapons in order to give them extra effects, usually changing the tool's shape or effectiveness somehow.
-Elementalism: Pretty self explanatory; Seen as the "purest" form of Hexemancy, gives the wielder control over the four elements (and, one character discovers, lightning).
-Augmentation: Using hexes to alter the body. Any weaponized use of of this school is seen as taboo, and instead users focus on using it to heal themselves and others.
-Arcanism: Crafting hexes on the fly somehow (a main character uses music that resonates with the Rift Energy) to convert Rift Energy into a type of matter, which sort of looks like Green Lantern objects (but it's pink...idk why that's just how it is in my imagination).
I hate that I can work out all these technical details but I can't fucking make it a story.
>>5181785
True I'm just saying it's not so bad to connect with your writing
I can write stuff in a jiff but I like to really slow down and do it "right"
>>5181801
embarrassing lmao
>>5181764
pretending to study. and talking on skype. how are you anon?
(:
>>5181583
I write a lot, but it's usually just catharsis. Somehow, when I have too many things in my head, it helps me to put them on paper (or typing in my computer, for that matter, though this is usually 'less powerful).
I would love to be able to write songs. I've written some lyrics that I think they're at least half decent, but my knowledge of music is poor and I can't really accomodate my voice to the chords I'm playing.
I used to write short stories a couple of years ago. Mostly aiming for psychological horror, but I usually felt I was trying too hard when I read them.
I have a lot of notebooks completely filled with stuff I wrote, and some journals as well. But I started writting those when I was 16, and reading them nowadays makes me cringe.
>>5181811
I don't care, this is anonymous.
>>5181801
Experiment, I'm still not happy with the opening scene of my story but I need one and I'm constantly revising it
It's either too sudden into the action or too slow and long winded to keep a reader
>>5181817
Heeeey, a fellow fantasy writer. Your pitch seems interesting and explorable. I dig it.
But desu, "The Rift" sounds a lot like what happened in Dragon Age, and it also seems reminiscent of what triggered the multiverse-setting of The Witcher.
I would at least rename it, so all copy claims can be removed.
>>5181824
I've never played either o_o
Damn, can't name anything somewhat generically these days.
>>5181814
I'm eating venezuelan beaver cheese and watching Monty.
>>5181830
Yeah, it does indeed suck. Do you rp btw? As in tabletop or plain text-based?
>>5181836
I play D&D with a group of friends but it'd be a travesty to call that RPing. It's mostly metagaming.
>>5181844
Ever tried 1on1 or forum-based text only roleplay? I've been doing it for a few years and find it to be much more fulfilling than writing on my own/just for me.
>>5181844
I was going say you could use it as a unique setting and have the players as like a alpha run though of the story character
Still bring open choice and stuff and then condensing for the book and rewritting, it'd at least give you ideas
>>5181852
I did a little in an MMO actually but it was all tavern RP which is boring as shit, combined with the fact that everyone wants to be a super badass 2D character with a tortured pasts.
>>5181810
I'd rather dissociate myself than connect.
>>5181801
Can I, uh.. share, too?
>>5181862
That ain't a happy life, anon.
>>5181794
I'm Finnish so excuse me for not speaking fluent faggot
I have no idea what "sjukfall" means
>>5181796
det var ingenting :)
>>5181859
Oh lord don't remind me. I've never found a greentext story as relatable as The Ballad of Edgardo.
I've been forum-rping for a while now, and left many because there were people there that were full of shit.
But tl;dr, your idea would work in a forum-type creative writing environment. Quite good even.
What if hell is real and you really are going there?
>>5181868
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12t4dRjo71I
Its a me, (cuc kio)
>>5181870
It means Ei Saa Peitää
>>5181887
That
Is so sad.
That poor girl.
>>5181862
Fair enough I guess
How's things? Good other than pining for someone to rub your thighs and call you stud
>tfw get kicked out of mtfg for being a gay male
>tfw kicked out of gaygen for being feminine
;~; i miss femgen
>>5181603
it's andy, tbqh family.
>>5181868
>That ain't a happy life, anon.
It isn't unhappy either.
>>5181870
>I'm Finnish
ARE YOU A BLOND QT?
PLEASE, LET ME FUCK YOU
>>5181902
if by sad you fucking hilarious, then sure
>>5181907
I guess you're free to make the trade, we're all adults here.
>>5181906
Andy R is that you??
I know u from HS... last i heard you became a girl
>>5181870
finnngol
(:
>>5181906
im fem and im on here every day desu
don't let them intimidate you hun <3
Such a strange day today. I feel bored, but a weird kind of bored, I just want to talk and have no one to talk to. I guess this is what happens when you lose your sanity for 4 months and alienate everyone.
>>5181915
Seriously, the worst, most unproductive points in my life, are when something opens the floodgates. I get hit with emotion I cannot deal with, because like many homos, life has not been particularly kind. The more robotic I am, the more functional.
For a long time I wished I'd find a boyfriend and I'd be able to start letting that stuff out, but that wouldn't be fair, I'd just be making my problems someone else's. And god knows I'm not worth putting up with that shit for what I can offer someone else.
>>5181908
He looks like the Matt Damon Team America doll...
Why do homophobic parents seem to always end up having non straight children?
The biggest homophobe I know has a gay son and a lesbian daughter. He doesn't know anything, and sometimes talks shit about non straight people in front of them. It's really uncomfortable.
>>5181887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byo4zPdC0gU
>>5181927
I feel you anon
>>5181908
I'm blonde hair with green eyes
you want to fuck me? Too bad!
...
>>5181933
I get that, I hope you can find some medium between too little and too much
You seem like a great guy and everyone has equally fucked pasts (your worst and their worst both affect the individual just as much you know)
Today I walked into a room full of men masturbating. They all looked shocked when I didn't stop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwo4I73umF0
<3 :)
>>5181927
d-do you want to talk abe?
>>5181927
[email protected]
Send skype
>4 hours later
>finally finish gundam
>immediately drop it
>>5181927
Would you like-
To talk about it? <3
>>5181933
Aw, babe, that's not healthy.
Love is a weird thing, yeah? You'll get two people feeling like they only want the best for one another. Two people feeling like they want to deserve one another.
And when you find that person that wants to see you smile more than any other person- you're gonna get the guy who wants you to open up, and listen, and feel, and connect.
He'll see the beauty and "offerings" in you that maybe you won't and he'll gladly listen because sometimes, yea- that's what you need to offer. An understanding ear and a warm hug, yeah?
Sorry to get so hallmarky, but, like.. argh, man, that breaks my heart. </3 Ain't no one deserves to feel like they aren't worth helping.
>>5181946
wah wah wah
>>5181934
>Why do homophobic parents seem to always end up having non straight children?
maybe it is some part genetic. there is always some families with gays and they have multiple gays in the family. it is never only one. maybe the father is bisexual and protesting too much.
>>5181967
I'm pretty sure he means, uh
>>5181887
Id be going there for sure. I keep telling myself being religious will help me but it hasnt helped me nothing really has. I can't stop being obnoxious and loud and conflict starting.
>tfw failed extravert
I think I need a break from 4chan or something. Im not depressed just miserable. This is the worst I've been in mentally since I was in my teens. And I shouldn't be either. Just need to find purpose reading figuring shit out coming down ob caffeine so being soft right now.
All I do is read now.
The prince
Books on general patton
Books written by powerful jews
>>5181946
;)
>>5181934
He's probably in the closet really badly.
>>5181933
Use that to be your inspiration
>>5181944
>green eyes
Eh. Green eyes look better with brown hair.
>tfw no perfect, blond hair, blue eyes qt
>>5181973
You should read some robert greene maki, after that you'll have a full list of new material to read.
>>5181976
what is your skype?
>>5181979
Blue eyes white faggot
>>5181979
>blond
Check
>blue eyes
Check
>qt
My mom thinks so
>perfect
If only it was for a blemish on my right thigh, I'd be your type
Jk
>>5181980
Alright will dl now
>>5181991
but you are beautiful irish, and one day you'll make someone very, very happy.
>>5181985
>in the face down position
>>5181975
I only offered to buy you some bedding, it's not really a big deal y'know. Don't worry so much about these things when you need to take more care of yourself.
>>5181973
I have everything planned to write a book. Characters, races, setting, plot. I will never write it.
what would a gaygen meetup look like? Would anyone fuck?
>>5181985
>yfw only whites get blue eyes
>>5181999
Ohhhh I didn't realize you made models.
>>5181993
48 laws of power and art of seduction are good places to start.
What's the most stereotypically gay thing about yourself, gaygen?
Mine is: since I was a kid, most of my friends have been girls
Also in my teens I went through a phase of loving Britney Spears. No regrets desu.
>>5182010
I like men, a lot
>>5182010
that I look like Adolf Hitler.
>>5181997
Aww bless
>>5181998
True but the more I talk to you, the more I like you. I'm not overreacting to one event, bro. I'm just saying if you ever want to talk about something I'm here, I'm a good listener and might be able to help
>>5181999
Oh that's good at least it's not destroyed forever
Also >trips
Flip em
>>5182010
The fact that I'm really broken on the inside
Other than that I'm straight acting as fuck
>>5182010
The amount of dicks I've willingly taken in my mouth and bottom for pleasure
[spoiler]More than none[/spoiler]
>>5182004
tfw most of your siblings have blue or green eyes and you have brown eyes
>>5182022
post vocaroo otherwise you're a liar
>>5181991
Can I be your mummy?
I'd call you qt and spank you if you get out of line. Also give you big, sloppy kisses in front of all your friends while you play xbox.
>>5182010
I've worn panties before, but that's more stereotypically fem gay. pic related
>>5182015
sup
>>5182030
You want proof that I talk like a normal person?
>>5182020
Aww that's sweet, thanks, I didn't want you feeling obligated because I made one offer to do one thing for you.
>>5181979
>tfw blond hair & blue eyes
but then
>tfw overweight and hairy and gross
>>5182029
>tfw your siblings are taller with bigger genitalia and your dads an inch shorter with two times the size of my penis
>>5182020
>I'm not overreacting to one event, bro.
That was
That was me, right
I can never
Fuckin
Got to many feels for this world
>>5182046
maki pls
>>5182035
>tfw no Hitler bf to pin down and tickle while he yells at you angrily
>>5182002
depending on who showed up, i could imagine some fucking happening
>>5182005
i used to be into gundam as a kid, i think the last one i made was when i was like 9 or something
was at the bookstore a couple weeks ago and saw they had a little import section w/ gundams so i picked up pick related and then today i got
http://tinyurl
com/pmvn2rn
it's not v good quality, but it was only 10 bucks
>>5182020
hail satan
>>5182031
If I don't ever have to call or refer to you as mummy or any variant of it, sure otherwise it's pretty weird
Other then that, I actually wouldn't mind some qt guy giving me kisses in front of friends
>>5182037
I get that but yeah if you ever want to talk like about what sports you do or something I'm here
>>5182050
>hail Satan
Is my response to>>5182010
>>5182050
SAIL HATAN
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>>5182010
I often get drunk on white wine and listen to pop divas, like Kylie Minogue.
Alone of course.
Also, like women's fashion and will regularly say things like "yass, she looks fierce" in my head while watching runway shows. Sometimes I even wave my finger at the screen.
In public I'm withdrawn and relatively straight acting.
>>5182059
that's the saddest story I've heard today I think.
>>5182063
he wants to connect with you dum dum.
>>5182063
Well you turned into these fucking mystery
It's not like there's embarrassing sports, so I'm intrigued
>>5182049
gross
stop, anon
>>5182010
I dress up in old time clothes, and walk around abandoned farms pretending I'm at the countryside with the noblemen ca. victorian era.
>>5182063
Where do you live writer anon
>>5182080
If it's any consolation, I probably wouldn't actually do that. I ain't dom enough, I just like teasing you.
You're still goddamn adorable though.
>>5182091
nigga is you serious
>>5182091
That's dope tbqh anon
You look like namasensai a blue eyed degenerate cutie on YouTube
Evenin', /gg/
>>5182010
I sing musicals a lot. My roommate hates it.
>tfw no furry king to worship his nice fat cock
>>5182112
It's okay, I've got a nice secret room above a pawn shop I can take him.
Nobody has to know about me stuffing that prole pussy.
>>5182112
I'm sorry, but that's really cringy
>>5182124
only if you wear this when you do me tbqh
>>5182105
And someone told me my newish hairstyle is super gay too...
>>5182125
So is being gay
>>5182125
I know, which is why I do it alone, and never tell anyone else besides the internet about it, so keep it secret, keep it safe.
>>5182096
it's okay
gay shit just grosses me out
>>5182148
What, like gay affection, or stereotypical shit? Because you were wearing panties in that pic...
>>5182148
i agree. gays need to leave this thread
(:
>>5182150
affectionate gay shit
some stereotypical gay shit grosses me out too though
>>5182159
So are you not into relationships then or would it just have to be a cold, distant relationship?
>break up with ex last spring
>spend the summer being sad and drikning a lot
>do the same thing for the first two months of school
>hang out with him a few times because we want to remain friends
>out of the blue, blocks me on all social media last weekend with out a word
>speak to him in person about it
>apparently his new boyfriend hates my guts, looks through his phone, and fights with him regularly
>ex says he hates it but he still wants to be friends and stay in contact with me
>he acknowledges that the relationship is unhealthy
>admits that he did just to fill a void
>doesn't know what to do
>I hold my tongue and just say that he needs to figure it out for him self
>gonna hang out with friends together this weekend and see spectre
Jesus fuck I dont know guys. I feel bad for hanging out with him behind his bf's back but Jesus is that dude clingy as fuck.
My ex showed me a few texts between them and his bf automatically assumes that he's hanging out with me and gets upset the minute my ex doesn't reply. ITs a fucking shit show and frustrating to see him in a position like this. He doesn't want to break up with him because I guess the fact he travels such a far distance to see him warrants "love" and he doesn't want to lose that "again"
Yeah I know its a fucking blog post, but I don't have a lot of people to talk about this with.
>>5182159
>>5182162
Nah I'm fine with relationships but I'm mainly interested in cute boys who are as emotionally jaded as I am.
>>5182168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ticdtLsTI2Q
>>5182168
How emotionally jaded we talkin' here? Because, I mean, we are on 4chan.
>>5182133
yeah it's pretty gay but it suits you
>>5182165
Okay but the question here is are you honestly over your ex? If not I think you should just stop talking to him all together for your own sake.
>>5182180
His ideal partner is anyone from Mean Girls with a penis, except the gay guy.
>>5182182
Well, at least there's that then lol
..wait, should I be offended?
>>5182168
If I lose about thirty pounds after my bulk and start shaving wanna date?
>>5182165
You two should just get back together. That bf of his sounds crazy
>>5182180
the usual, jaded young adult thinking life is over now that I'm in my twenties, jaded.
>>5182183
Yes. I am.
>>5182185
You should get into some cute panties and let me shove a grapefruit up your ass, blondie.
>>5182165
I'm sorry to say this, anon, but your ex is pretty dumb.
He knows his current relationship is unhealthy and that he's only with the guy to fill a void, yet he doesn't break up with him.
That's a super stupid thing to do.
My advice would be to stay away from both of them, for your own safety. If his new boyfriend is as paranoid as you say, it wouldn't surprise me if he tried to reach out to you in some way and threaten you or even burn your house down.
Really, staying in contact with exes is rarely a good idea.
>>5182193
L-lewd...
>>5182165
your ex just likes attention and he'll cling to whatever person that will give it to him, thus becoming needy.
cut this person out of your life.
>>5182180
Most cute boys I've been involved with have been emotionally unstable and shit.
I just want a cool normal guy who also is a cute twink. A bit of callousness and cynicism is nice too.
Cute boys are always insecure and emotional about shit.
>>5182187
idk what you look like and you seem mildly autistic, so probably not. Thanks for the offer though.
>>5182201
>who also is a cute twink
Damn. So close.
I always say I want a guy who's just as horrible as I am on the inside. Wait for me.
>>5182185
I wasn't trying to be offensive, really.
It's just that most gay guys I know have a similar haircut as yours, so that's why I say it's a gay haircut.
But it suits you in the sense that it looks good on you.
I mean I think you have a bit of a gay face but that's probably because I know you're gay.
>>5182201
Lol im pretty hot senpai imo
Most of the shit I say is just as a joke tbqh but it's all good im too furry and manly for you tbqh
>>5182214
I wanna sit on your chest and jack off over your face maki tbqh
>>5182216
>>5182216
>I wanna shit on your chest and jack off over your face
ftfy
>>5182228
tfw no scat lover bf
>>5182232
>love
gross weirdo
>>5182232
>>5182228
me tbqh
>>5182241
*ejaculates*
>>5182010
my voice, my twink body, the fact that I have a lot of friends who are girls ugggh I listen to pop music on occasion I play video games i post fur shit on a gay general
>>5182232
>tfw no bf to consensually rape and degrade on a nightly basis after
>>5182241
is that captain planet?
>>5182010
I don't like/I'm bad at sports (except swimming)
I have mostly female friends
I have a crush on a straight guy and don't lose hope
I try to act masc but I just can't
>>5182259
lol, no it's me covered with whipped cream mixed with furniture lacquer to get a negative for a cyanotype.
>>5182261
>I try to act masc but I just can't
but anon
>>5182010
I have a gay voice. I repress it as much as I can. It usually comes out when I'm distracted or a varying degree of drunkenness
>>5182269
>be yourself
But I'm not the person that I want to be.
>tfw the official age of gay death will be adjusted down to 24 from 25 effective January 1, 2016
I find it funny that I don't have any female friends.
Just acquaintances.
I exclusively have guy friends. Am I a bad gay?
>>5182285
I'm the same.
>>5182010
that l need a strong emotional connection with someone before I can sleep with them them... or if I sleep with someone I always become emotionally attached to them. I can never separate sex from emotions. Even though I look the total opposite on the outside, on the inside I am some type of ridiculous "uke."
I know this isn't really a gay stereotype but it's what made me stand out as "different" in HS b/c I thought of relationships like how a stereotypical woman would.
I now just hide this aspect by being very emotionally distant and unavailable. I know I will always just end up getting hurt but I try to never show it.
>>5182285
Why the fuck would you even try to form real friendships with women? They're the enemy.
>>5182285
I wish I had guy friends.
I think I've become unable to have guy friends because I've spent too much time with females.
Women rarely speak directly and are usually a lot more subtle about what they want to say, so I had to learn to 'read' them in order to be able to be part of the conversation.
And now I do the same thing with guys, always thinking about what they actually meant and most of the times they meant exactly what they said. And that makes it hard to understand them for me.
>>5182285
I'm kind of jealous
Virtually all of my close friends (except for my brother) are female. I wish I had more of a 50-50 ratio, but it would be nice to have more close guy friends in general.
>>5182280
>But I'm not the person that I want to be.
you can change your body to look better. you can change your health for better. you can change if your attitude if you are not pleasant. but you cant change fundamentally who you are anon
>>5182300
this notorious bum driller knows whats up
>>5182206
>yfw when you melt each others frigid insides with love and both regain your faith in humanity
>>5182310
>honestly since moving and losing all my friends like i have had no interest in making a female friend like at all
Same. I'm pretty sure all the girls in my group of friends from HS don't even talk to each other anymore, despite not even moving away to university.
I only graduated in 2012, so that shows how terrible girls are at maintaining friendships.
>>5182317
That'd be nice, but mostly I'd just like someone to be horrible with. I think it'd be fun.
