bc arms >>>> dicks
old: >>5171240
>tfw no bf to protect you and make you feel safe
explain briefly why you're still a virgin loser nerd
>>5173872
reasons
>>5173872
I died in 2005 and have been haunting the world ever since.
tfw I'm more of an outcast and a loser in college than I used to be in high school
and they said it would get better lmao
>>5173872
missed a year of school, thus im not in any large social groups
no social groups = no parties = no bf = no sex
and im too scared for grindr
>>5173872
Because I think I am ugly, worthless and inferior to everyone, so I cannot even bring myself to look at anyone in the eyes.
>>5173863
wow thanks a lot OP now I have a boner just from looking at a guys arm baka
>>5173888
omg are u me ;_;
>>5173886
You sound autistic. It's not hard to make friends.
>Too scared of grindr
Bitch you sound weak
>>5173898
you sound very tough and sure of yourself
congratulations
>>5173900
awww i didn't know this was a thing ;( i feel wanted
>>5173911
where are you at, faM?
>>5173914
tajikistan
>>5173920
dafuq?
seriously wtf...
>>5173918
I think I'm done with 4chan now that 14yos are posting their nudes on here.
Do you consider this a butterface, gg?
>>5173946
not really...looks masc...most guys have a weird side profile..especially when they have a larger nose
>>5173946
No. Also
>boys in speedos or any skin-tight clothing
Hnng.
>>5173946
I don't, but then again I have many of the same facial features he has so that could just be wishful thinking.
arranging to hook up with this guy and all his kinks sound fun etc.
He then asks me if what age I would RP.
I kinda just brush it off as I think age play is kinda weird and he replies
'mmmm good lad, me too :-) think we both know what that means'
y u gotta b a pedo 4?
Not hooking up now.
gross.
>mfw I realize I've been wearing the same thing for like 3 weeks straight
>>5173497
>Spain hasn't achieved and improved society
>>5174021
I bet your underwear smells of musky balls and that intoxicating delicious B.O. taint smell.
>>5173962
>boys in speedos or any skin-tight clothing
Aye. I should get back into swimming, just for the qts. I'm so weak, pale and skinny these days though, they'll probably just laugh at me.
>>5174021
I can go weeks without washing jumpers and pants in the winter, senpai. It's pretty normal, just remember to wash your socks, undies and t-shirts.
>>5173962
>any skin-tight clothing
careful what you wish for
>tfw finally starting to enjoy your major
It's a good reassuring feel desu
>>5174040
Context, m8. Context.
>closeted
>chatting to friends
>talkimg about this bully who keeps picking on an openly gay kid
>one says "poor *bullied kid*, it was so brave of him to come out"
>other says "yeah, there are only two out gay guys in our year, probably because of *bully*. You know, *bullied kid* and ANON."
>everyone nods and the carry on chatting
WTF??
I thought i was 100% closeted, but apparently everyone thinks im openly gay?
im like half shocked, half relieved. this is so weird. But also i cant blame >tfw no bf on being closeted anymore so... idk. awks
>>5174047
could just be banter anon, straight guys usually joke around like that.
or it could be the classical cliche of not needing to come out because your closet was a glass wardrobe.
>>5174044
>Germanic instead of German
rustled desu
>>5174047
You're just that gay mate
>>5174047
You're like Brendan Jordan tier gay, m8.
>>5174047
If you're in high school and from a town small enough to have been with the same mix of people since kindergarten, they probably all know.
That was my case, I guess. Didn't act overtly faggy in my last 3 or 4 years, but people remember stories from when you were young and less self aware.
Weird part is, the only people who were really shocked by it were people close to me. Maybe from a combination of denial and getting to know me, so they don't just think of you as "that gay kid."
>>5174047
>ANON no longer in closet now
>asks out *bullied kid*
>tfw bf
>tfw gained wonderful boyfriend over Halloween
>tfw already saying how much we love each other (we were online friends long before meeting finally on Halloween)
>tfw long distance relationship though
>>5174064
>>tfw long distance relationship though
Oh you poor, poor thing. Good luck, though.
>>5174064
>>5174063
>I will never have a bf
>>5174069
being on gaygen for a month now has cured me of wanting a bf.
>>5174073
why
>>5174077
Because this is a sample of the dating pool
>>5174079
I wouldn't mind a qt gg bf desu.
>>5174083
only the cute ones post pics. 99% of us are hideous trollcreatures.
>>5174079
not everyone here is a loser or wants to keep being a loser
i've seen losers become normies on here
believe me
>>5174066
he's so qt too it drives me nuts
but he's only 4 hours away by car... We're making plans to get together in December. I finally got a webcam for my PC which I originally thought would have been useless for me but now I use it everyday
>>5174077
because I realized I only fitted pretty faces and beautiful bodies inside a fantasy personality, and the reality of things is that most people are... not boring, but never really measures up with whatever image you have conjured up in your mind.
I know the personality type I'm attracted to, and it's a rare breed. once I stopped putting beauty on a pedestal I also stopped wanting a bf.
>>5174088
example?
ive seen normies become NEETS, but not the other way around.
tfw no swede bf
>>5174102
Chizuru and Kareshi
SP & Jupp
Wiz & his bf
etc, you probably don't even know who i'm talking about, though. search the archives.
>>5174109
i know sp, jupp and wiz.
I always thought they were always normies though.
>>5174086
Can't prove that, Anon. I actually find most of the people here who do post pictures are pretty ugly.
Everyone else is a shy qt who doesn't want to deal with thirst.
>>5174109
>normies
>>5174102
5652 seems one of the most "normie" posters desu
also batshit insane though so maybe not
>>5174137
Normies are pretty batshit insane desu, especially normie gays and women.
>>5174116
see, if you're on 4chan something's wrong with you
>>5174125
it's true though
if i had a bf i'd leave this shit hole in a heart beat. i'd doing fun shit with him
>tfw no bf to go to the gym with
>tfw no bf to play vidya with
>tfw no bf to travel to beautiful places with
>tfw no bf to make love to
etcetcetc
but i guess it was not meant to be. oh well. now im even more depressed. going to do something else, i'll be lurking tho
>>5174137
isnt he a chronic drug addict?
!!!
>>5174145
I want a bf that I can drop out of uni and run away from all current responsibilities with. Just get a comfy job in a cafe somewhere in a small town and live a happy life together.
I wish I could speak to men, but they're the most terrifying creatures in the world.
Why can't I be straight?
>>5174176
Not as terrifying as women. Men a cute!
Literally how do people form platonic relationships with anything but glorious straight men?
>>5174178
is this the one from back home? or in LA?
>>5174193
i haven't had a bf in la
both of my exes were in indiana
(it's the one i always say is a bad person)
(but he's being nice again)
>>5174189
I have never really had a close relationship with a straight man so I have no fucking idea what that is like.
I feel so much more comfortable around females. Apparently women are the ones who are judgemental, shallow and obnoxious, but in my experience, it has always been the opposite. Straight men are unbearable to be around.
With women I can talk about pretty much anything and never feel uncomfortable. It's so great.
I wish I were straight and never had to deal with men.
>>5174201
He's not being nice if he's making you feel like shit ? I think that's how it works
He should know better but my ex is texting the history of our relationship as some guilt trip
>>5174211
i don't feel like shit, i just recognize the situation is stupid af
but it's nice to indulge the lie a little
>>5174203
Friendships with men and women just pan out differently with me.
Women are often easier to form fast friendships with, but straight men are GOAT once you get to the point where you naturally spend a significant amount of your free time together. Often a friendship with a straight men will last longer, it just takes a while for me to drop my guard around them.
Maybe it's because I find them more interesting, relatable and less dramatic. Or I'm just a delusional faggot who wishes they had a straight bf. Probably both.
>>5174189
>just imagined those two fucking each other
Glorious boner.
>>5174225
It's not even a flattering candid shot, but I still find them so much more attractive than I'll ever find a gay man.
Look at Evans' arms, I want him to get all handsy with me.
>>5174221
nah he's trying to be all repentant and whatnot
which i don't believe, but it's kinda nice to pretend
that's what i meant by indulge the lie
honestly it feels a little cathartic, maybe if i can stop focusing on how much i hate him i can finally just get over it
>>5174229
yeah my bad, i meant torment b/c he's hot and sending me lewds and i can't bang him
>>5174224
>lol. didn't finish my thought
*but still, if he is truly a bad person you should just block him, but I know you know this so instead enjoy these gay pride buttons that I have no fucking clue what they mean.
would you a muscleboi?
>>5174241
what is a muscleboi
speaking of which, i didn't realize 'pump' was like an actual thing until last night lol
>>5174245
things ended really abruptly between us at a really involved point in our relationship so honestly i have a lot of unresolved issues about it
which is probably why i insist that i hate him so much and whatnot. i have an issue where i think people are like totally awful or perfect without a lot of in-between. anyway, that's enough blogging for me
>>5174241
do you mean a musclecub? or a twunk? or a hunk?
muscleboi isnt an actual term
>tfw my arms are built like rocks
Also, I'm so stressed /gg/, I have a client that won't stop phoning me. They seem to want to use a different method of contact every time rather than just e-mailing me. It's driving me crazy.
>>5174256
Fair enough
Different strokes I guess, I'm pretty chill and let other people have to much sway in my mood that I just talk to everyone but what I say is different
Like close friends I'll be intimate and nice
And so on
>>5174257
I just assumed muscleboi=twunk. I've seen a few at the gym I was going to. They are a bit off putting imo.
>>5174263
suck his dick (hopefully its a man)
>>5174269
I would rather he stopped phoning me and started using that weird little e-mail thingy that people have started using these days.
>>5174256
>awful or perfect
Iktf. Someday we'll find someone close enough to perfect, sludgey.
>>5174271
ok but why not suck his dick? sucking dicks is always a good thing.
>>5174272
what i meant was i think someone's perfect until they look at my crossways and suddenly they're the devil
it's shitty and i try to remind myself to be like
reasonable and not crazy lol
>>5174272
this actually scares me. I've been in relationships where I could do no wrong at the start and then I could do no right. It sucks.
>>5174291
I get that
It's hard to keep yourself in check so much TbH at least for me
>>5174302
yeah it's rough, but i honestly feel like i've made a lot of progress and stuff and don't have so much of an issue anymore
which is probably why i can handle stuff like this now
>>5174301
hopefully you won't have to go through that again
i'm sure you'll have a more mature relationship eventually (if you haven't already)
>>5174324
what's this?
>>5174324
would suck middle, all else are pretty ugly
Is anyone using Firefox on PC? Is loading the catalog (on any board) really slow for you?
>>5174359
I'm glad your improving hopefully in the future it won't even be a problem
>>5174378
yes. I don't know why but it always freezes up my PC even when I'm running steam games on full speed with no problem
>>5173911
it's okay. I'll be your autistic boyfriend until the thread 404s anon
>>5174386
They fucked it up again. Jesus christ.
It's that and fucking flash that keeps crashing after I watch some porn or youtube vids.
I have to restart the damn browser. Every. Single. Time.
>>5174391
what drugs u do bby
>>5174391
If you do drugs periodically that means you're addicted. You moron.
I dare you to stop doing drugs.
Protip: you can't, because you're a degenerate drug addict.
>>5174240
Did anyone else think of this when they saw that picture
>>5174413
I would post a shitscribble of a "hate powered projector" but I already made a digimon joke
Either way, ease your anger glands, bro, your getting frowny bile all over the place.
>tfw accepted the fact that I'm addicted to marijuana
>>5174429
you dont have to accept it.
Seek help and/or therapy.
>>5174427
>anger = banter
Don't you have strangers' cum to gargle on?
>>5174433
not saying I won't try to change it but recognition is the first step right? I'm worried if I stop smoking completely I'll start drinking or smoking cigs more.
>>5174429
weed is worse than tobacco at reducing your testosterone level..
>>5174439
Sounded pretty hurtful to me!
I never goddamn know when y'alls banting or just being butts.
Also, no, goodness, not at the moment.
Maybe this weekend.
>>5174440
Being sober can suck for a pretty long time.
Just remember millions have done it before you, and millions more after. Its possible.
In case you needed some pep, I dunno, look, it's my default state, sorry if it was unwanted. </3
>>5174445
>Sounded pretty hurtful to me!
It's because girls and girls like you all seem to think that men only say hurtful things. Don't forget to post pics/vids. AND PLEASE MOAN. OMG I CAN'T STRESS THIS ENOUGH.
>>5174457
y u always gotta say such hurtful things to Circe, anon?
>>5174118
I'm not shy
I hope I'm not ugly too
>>5174176
The gods are punishing you for your hubris
>>5174461
Because she's adorable and I love to bully her. :3
>>5174465
nice jumper
>>5174465
Not ugly but that long hair needs to go ASAP. Do that trendy nazi haircut.
>>5174460
>krokodil + paintstripper
choice
as long as it's not weed
weed is literally the shittiest drug I've ever experienced
>>5174475
good, more for me
>>5174474
I'm cutting it all in like February
Uhh yeah arms better than dicks r-
right?
Who needs a top with a big dick when he has nice arms right boys?
>>5174465
i dig it
>>5174484
You're pretty qt but damn son, address the hair thing sooner rather than later
>>5174497
Now those measurements mak nasty can live up to ;)
>>5174485
That means you need your daily dose of manly cum in your tummy and butt. :3
>>5174497
>wtf is a doof?
doof is short for doofus which is a stupid person
I know I often exaggarate and say 'this is the first time I've' but now it really is the first time I've met a guy that I'm attracted to THIS much.
He is fit, has a blond curly hair and truly nice smile. Studies psychology and is very gentle, strong and friendly. I swear I'm not some slut and I don't give into anything easily, (hell it is hard to get me to have sex with somebody either way) but I'd sleep with him.
I'd just feel I'd be satisfied then to have that with him, I wouldn't mind us doing it because I'm attracted to him in such a right way it doesn't seem shady and gross Like sex usually is. Sex is disgusting. (Except when it isn't.)
Man, I thought being gay is about having sex all day, doing your hair and going to the disco. I don't like either of those.
>>5174500
Man Im trying every hair style I can think of so I can have photos of me with a shit ton of different hair styles for when I'm older.
>>5173863
>tfw small arms
>>5174512
>Sorry, sorry, sorry!
>I, uhm.. didn't actually offend you, did I? </3
Sorry sorry.
>>5174473
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2985452/Petrol-drinking-sex-pest-facing-jail-breaching-ASBO-guzzling-unleaded-eight-hours-prison-release.html
me irl
>>5174475
everyone says this to me and i agree entirely
but basically i cant stop smoking dat piff
idk why + idc
>>5174485
ure face is an enigma
desu desu desu
>>5174512
Stop being adorable or I'll have to bully you even more.
>>5174515
i know how you feel. This guy I'm crushing on is so much more than just a crush. He's bright, kind, intelligent and I love spending time with him
I hope we can both make it slav
![1446661197149[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CClqOCH.jpg "1446661197149[1].jpg")
Took this from /pol/
>>5174521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6QA3m58DQw
>>5174533
Needless to say, he is painfully hot.
>tfw at mcdonalds
>realize I haven't gotten this wifi banned here yet
>>5174533
>Took this from /pol/
give it back
So... who is the cutest girl of all of /gaygen/, /gaygen/? I used to think it was senpai... but now I do believe it's Circé.
>tfw met a gay nerd who likes anime and vidya and pot
This is too good to be true, I know there will be some kind of twist but I enjoy it for now
>>5174560
>glad to see rugby has lost some weight finally
my sides, but it's kinda shitty for you to bant about him and he's not here to defend himself.
>>5174554
Me tbqh
>>5174554
teacup anon.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-HDiRfK230
"Big Gay Following"
its pretty funny, this huge guy propositions strangers for gay sex on the street
and also everyone has comedy british accents
>>5174575
why is it the chasers always end up becoming girls?
>>5174575
Your close enough tbqh
>>5174586
Lol yeah you're right sludgey. I drank too much coffee before work and I don't think about what I say. I need to chill.
How was that Halloween party?
>>5174596
when he was only wearing pants and lying assup, facedown on the bed waiting for room service i had to turn it off.
Too awkward, even for me.
>>5174598
Can't fuck em, join em
>kinda shitty for you to bant about him and he's not here to defend himself
>defend himself
rugby is a fat piece of shit and knows it
he and I are friends and I remind him of his obesity every time we talk
he likes being talked down to
>tfw UTI
>>5174586
he's probs too busy having a cute domestic life with his dad boyfriend and getting dicked against walls.
>>5174609
Yeah good coke kinda makes you have to shit and a numb ass doesn't sound look a good combo imo
also I thought swede was into speed, not coke ; ^ )
>>5174579
whos teacup anon?
>>5174611
Are you sexy grill? I thought only women can get this
>>5174611
I can't stop laughing.
>>5174602
that was a couple weeks ago, it was ok i guess
i was bored desu
everyone kept talking about how it was "at a farm in the desert and had a big corn maze"
so, being from farm country, i was except yknow
an actual farm.
it was a house in the burbs in one of those housing additions where all the houses are exactly the same.
and there wasn't even a corn maze, it was a little like show in the backyard
and there was no alcohol because there were like 100 children there
also i didn't know anyone so i sat around and read like 1/3 of frankestein
i looked cute tho
>>5174623
No, it's just more common in women because of the shorter length of the urethra.
I just want to PIIIIIISSSSS.
im sick of rubbing my ladyboybits all day long
i need a daddy asap
>>5174618
yh kk well me and swede never actually saw each other did we
wasnt irl
>>5174638
>expecting rabbi to understand basic biology
He's a literal jew who spends his time reading the torah and leeching off the state.
>>5174621
he posts on here sometimes. some people call him lil anon or angry/angriest anon. he's a 5'2 tsundere.
>>5174633
I hope you are on antibiotics for it.
Also afraid to ask if you got it from condomless anal sex.
>>5174600
say that again faggot see what happens.
>>5174604
>not fucking them
>not joining them to fuck them more
Beat them join them than beat them again :^]]]]]
>>5174636
Hey sweetie
Ill take care of you princess...ill never leave you...im your fucking daddy whore!
>>5174627
Lol thats disapointing. I haven't really been here to check in so I missed it.
So you were literally that meme guy that sits in the corner alone with his feet hurting wishing he was at home reading?
>>5174643
I know, was just jokin' with u bby
>>5174646
5'2"... holy shit that's cute. Did he ever post pics?
>>5174465
Long hair is for children and the unemployed. Buzz it, hippie
>>5174652
p much
i was the only person there my age
it was all people in their 40s and their kids
it was not a fun time
>>5174657
>tfw no long haired, lazy bum bf to chill with all day and be disapproved of by my parents
>>5174652
It's true
What now, miss?
>>5174646
ive been here for like 8 months and i havent heard of him once
>>5174663
you should've looked for biscum married guys to flirt with and made their wives really nervous.
What is everyone listening to /Gaygen/?
This is what I'm listening to
https://youtu.be/x0pSo58K5aY
(This is a surefired way to get replies since everyone here is an attention starved whore desu)
>>5174644
It is more common in women. Like bladder infections. I never heard man have UTI. But I looked information it is not common in men in USA. Uncircumcised men 10-20 times more likely to get UTI
>>5174665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ldCPlMwQbQ
xD xD xD
>>5174684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeLLjJFNKSI&list=WL
>>5174684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRfBqoGVFXc
>>5174684
Lately got back into prog bands I used to listen to a lot in high school, right now Pink Floyd but their newest album sucks and I don't even count it as real Pink Floyd
>>5174703
Pink Floyd is pleb prog anyway
>>5174690
OMG even post-lobotomy Britney just like, gets me, you know?
My crush has medium-long hair though, and he works in a pizza shop and goes to uni with me. It's cute.
>>5174708
As prog, yeah
Otherwise I really like them
Also reminds me of my first love
>>5174684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9L4q-0Pi4E
>>5174713
Why do furries have to make furry versions of everything?
Same question to bronies.
>>5174683
gross
>>5174688
it was my mother's husband's sister's party
which i was obligated to attend
honestly, i need to just sack up and say no
going to san francisco last weekend was a fiasco too, i thought being compliant and going to this stuff would be like
a nice thing for me to do or whatever
>>5174684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJQyTnD74gk
>>5174720
Maybe same reason why anime fans make anime versions of everything
>>5174720
furry is a way of life
bronies are a very advanced form of weeb autism
Know the difference.
>>5174729
Both are strikingly similar and have a large overlap in users.
>>5174684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3NoYyNKSXQ
>>5174728
People only do that because anime is easy as shit to draw and they're lazy.
>>5174684
http://youtu.be/DtAITPpMzWI
>>5174684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN0Xgj3XI70
who else /ronandfez/ here
>>5174684
Banks and Sakamoto.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL9T42SVnN0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcGY0dStHuA
>>5174488
Hey maki
guess me :3c
Did I douche too deep? The shit water just kept coming and coming, and little lumps of shit too.
>>5174760
omg persian stop bullying
>>5174772
RIP in peace
>>5174772
Nah u good senpai
>>5174733
nah senpai furry culture is based around fetishization and community while both anime and ponyshit are based around the idolization of media, two completely different things. Furry aesthetic isn;t strictly defined, while both ponyshit and anime follow the moeshit aesthetic to a point, only divided by western/eastern influence.
>>5174684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EemF_7ShJU0
>>5174767
>im emotionally vulnerable
tfw no like-minded/emotionally jaded bf
why are all cute boys emotionally unstable?
>>5174772
You put too much water in and in went past your rectal cavity, see pic
I am douchmaster supreme
>>5174772
you did it too deep and too much. you will have to lay on your left side for proper bowel movement. Ever notice while laying on your left side you fart more often.
I wanna have crazy prostate orgasms with a vibrator/prostate massager, but I live in a dorm and have roommates n stuff
>dat captcha
Who here emotionally dead inside?
>>5174818
use your finger
>>5174798
They are emotionally unstable they can get away with it tbqh
Who's going to tell a little princess no she can't have sweets when she's crying. Daddies have their soft spots.
>>5174760
Hey persian baby sup
>>5174727
>san franthisco
You're still clean right? :^]
But seriously that all sounds fun you should be more positive about it
I just keep listening to Omar Rodriquez Lopez and Die Antwoord over and over.
What do Perder El Arte de La Razon Sin Mover Un Solo Dedo and Cookie Thumper have in common?
Hm, well, actually I was planning on saying "nothing" but maybe now that I think about it, a lot more than I realized.
>>5174830
Not with my trusty anti-depressants I'm not.
>>5174830
I prefer emotionally vacant
>>5174798
because 5652 is basically a fucking girl
>>5174830
just shut up and go kill yourself. no one likes you
>>5174833
I've tried, it feels good but it's hard to do continuously plus my main concern is finding a private place to do it
>>5174688
Well, we'll see, won't we
>>5174835
it was not fun at all
sf seemed really cool but like
i just watched my mom get blackout drunk and read half of dracula and nothing else
>>5174798
not that guy but how much water should you use?
>>5174846
http://41.media.tumblr.com/b3dad46d3e9aa5104f0743f458721029/tumblr_nw8e18uHtq1raxkq7o1_500.jpg
live alone or find a bf to move in with
>>5174846
What I mean is that my hand/arm gets tired
>>5174842
lol artin pls stop being rude
>>5174837
>anti-depressants
Do they work? I tried many. None worked for me. They only made me less hungry and less sex drive
>>5174837
favorite die antwoord song desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCGbNFFqxS4
>>5174873
your shit is disgusting and so are you
http://33.media.tumblr.com/826cd8d8dcb3ee5980179b637e15f762/tumblr_ng1hozs97t1qmb55go1_400.gif
>>5174857
Just buy fleets, they're like 99 cents for two of them at cvs
fleets are around 4.5 oz but I'm a small guy (5'8) so I use about 2/3. Depending on your size you might use a bit more. Just do it three-four times and you should be good.
>>5174881
>tumblr
>fat hairy balding man
Opinion discarded (:
Have something sexy instead maybe this will cure your mental illness
>>5174899
reeeee straight fag out
>>5174899
it's pretty fucking shitty of you to keep posting these monsters on gaygen
will you ever stop this rabbi
It must take a special kind of narcissism to go on a forum for gay men and post pics of semi-bude attractive women.
>>5174885
you shouldn't be using medicated emenas that often
just buy a squirt bottle for like 50c and use water
or you can get an enema bulb at sex shops/online for like 10 bucks
tho personally i got one and i much prefer just using a bottle
>>5174876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcXNPI-IPPM
this is mine
>>5174925
>you shouldn't be using medicated emenas that often
you empty the fleets out... the saline in it is a laxative and will make you fucking explode
also I have a bulb douche from my sub bottom days but I prefer fleets
>>5174899
degenerate desu.
>>5174873
Well, I also had lots of therapy and, I dunno, also just have a really- I dunno how to say it without coming across like a cesstool.
I focus a lot of making others happy and it makes it easier to bear the fact that, you know, I'm not all that happy myself. Like vicarious relief. I went for a real long time without anti-depressants.
I just take sertraline HCL, desu. A low dose, too. It makes it easier not to feel disgusted with myself and just irritated and bitter all the time.
There's this thing that happens nowadays, that I don't really understand. Physical or tender emotional affection anger me and I've never been able to understand. Or I'd be in the fit of some kind of masochistic fun times and all of the sudden, the pleasure saps away and I'm just cut up and bleeding and bruised and SUPER unhappy and it's not at all the fault of the person I'm with it just.. I don't even know. The pain all turns into reminders of how much I deserve it, rather than how kinky and exhilarating it is.
.. I dunno why my answer got so long, sorry.
>>5174876
I uh wow
Maybe my least favorite, ever?
It's so plain and creamy.
The anti-depressants make it easier to shake that stuff off, or even keep it from happening.
>>5174925
That one might be mine, too.
Or Cookie Thumper.
>>5174934
ah, i thought you were saying to use it as it came
>>5174905
Really the only time I will do this is when people begin to be rude to me. Otherwise I am cool guy. I don't like problem.
(:
>>5174948
agreed
you're really nice and i like you most of the time but when you start posting women i hate you
>>5174948
once you kill yourself none of this will matter so just go kill yourself now.
>>5174945
cookie thumper is good too
forgot about fatty boom boom tho, that's my fave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIXUgtNC4Kc
>>5174948
Rabbi do you want to be my bf?
>>5174947
of course not
I am the self proclaimed "douchmaster supreme"
I mastered the prostate orgasm at 13, goml faggots
>>5174982
That's pretty fucking whorey desu senpai
>>5174966
>blackface
how is that not racist, south african whites are disgusting
>>5174977
back off please
he's mine :/
>>5174991
How is black face racist? Because niggers can't handle banter?
>>5174997
No
>>5175002
then be my bf instead
