Who's your favorite Holy Roman Emperor gg?
kwaa~~
This is pathetic.
Evening gaygen. What'll you have? What's going on in your life?
>>5167420
I'm not tired enough to go to bed but im too tired to do anything
What do
Nero
Also the one I relate with the most
Also because of him the rise of Christianity
Neros a hero
>>5167426
You could chill out and listen to music. Meditate, even, if that's your thing. Read a book.
It's already late at night, though. Don't do anything to exciting or you might not be able to sleep when you need to.
>>5167433
>holy Roman Emperor
>>5167420
Outed at work which is mildly stressful but nbd, really
This daylight savings time change is literally killing me though
No one link this in the old thread, maybe señor hugepost won't follow.
>>5167444
Sorry to hear. Hope the outing goes well, apparently it's no big deal to you. Acclimation might be hard, but you'll make it, man. I believe in you.
Daylight savings is a bitch not gonna lie.
>>5167380
Re OP: Wasn't, should've, pic related
>>5167420
Feeling fat as a recovering ED'er
Shit sucks
Hanging with ae
>>5167420
This. Because I'm a child.
>>5167455
Hey, try to anchor yourself in your recovery. You're a rock. You can do it. Remember how it is to be recovered, the better place you're in now. Don't lose sight of that. Remember too the fallacious and negative thought patterns.
Have a sweet night with bae.
>>5167469
I personally don't like root beer, but hey, nothing wrong with being a bit of a child from time to time.
>>5167453
One of the few perks of corporate jobs, nobody can give you shut for being a fag because you have the nuclear option with HR
Won't stop the undercurrent of shittiness, but whatever
>>5167469
Trim your god damn fingernails omg disgusting
>>5167483
I'm going to tomorrow after my shower calm tf down it's not like they're going inside anything that matters anyway.
>>5167474
C'est la vie or some shit. You deserve some rest man. I know how you feel, with that undercurrent of shittiness. Sincerely hope it gets better for you.
Try to find some good people and stick close to them.
>>5167485
I'd never let a top finger me with fingernails like those. P I G D I S G U S T I N G
>>5167496
Nigger did you read what I just wrote?
>>5167502
Yeah, but I wanted to be dramatic about it kek :3
>>5167496
>Bottom
>Calling anyone else disgusting
You like putting things
>IN
>YOUR
>BUTT
As a "human", you're absolutely repulsive. Nothing but a sex toy for the top master race.
>>5167446
I kek'd.
He's kind of cynical and pragmatic like Craig, but he's blond. He also likes anime, vidya and surprisingly enough, cute animal videos.
>>5167508
>tfw glorious vers master race
>>5167496
>not wanting to lick your anal blood from your top's disgustingly long, haggard fingernails after they've ripped you insides.
What kind of bottom are you?
>>5167514
I WANT TO DO THIS TO SOMEONE
>>5167514
I mean, they're not short enough to finger with but c'mon guys, they're not *that* long. Jesus.
On a related note: how can I keep them shorter without it hurting like a mofo? The nailbed (quick?) gets in the way of cutting very short.
>>5167508
Hey now. Without bottoms there can be no tops. Please don't be bully those fellas.
>also, most good tops are willing to eat ass... so I'm not so sure who is the disgusting one.
What's being with a guy like anyway? Ive only ever been with ciswomen
I have a feeling i might not even like it unless I like them as a person.
I have grindr and a billion responses but they all seem like whores
>tfw falling for straight friend
HELP ME
>>5167473
.. thank you. <3
>>5167567
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DONT LOOK AT THE BRIGHT LIGHT, YOU'LL BURN YOURSELF
>>5167567
How do you not lose attraction when you realize they're straight and it will never happen? I don't understand it.
>>5167565
Homosexual intercourse, being an ungodly act without the sanction of mother church, is corruption of the flesh in its basest form
It's baller as fuck
>>5167576
I don't know, I can't get off of me bones wild ride
>>5167565
It's hot and sweaty and there's lots of movement and muscle and force against one another
It's pretty great
>>5167593
sloot
>>5167380
I only know Charlemagne. So, uh, Charlemagne I guess? Paladins are cool.
>>5167593
>>5167579
Honestly I don't ever care about gender I just want to grab some little bitch and make them mine for about twenty minutes degrading them and making them feel like shit. Than afterwards ill do my own thing and they can feel my body staring at me while I get annoyed because im trying to read. I just want to cum inside of something and have my warmness stay with them for a few hours
How does one get pursued by tops? There seems to always be an influx of bottoms and competition gets deadly. Is it the same irl? I live in a deadbeat town so I'll never know so long as I am there.
>>5167596
>>5167380
>Holy Roman Emperor
Pretender scum have nothing on the legitimate Macedonian and Komnenian east romans.
>>5167676
>That fucking nose ring
It's like he's announcing his poz status, and freak "bf" to the world.
Septum rings are only acceptable if they're small and on hipsters below 25 years of age.
>>5167681
<333
>>5167704
That's nice dear, now eat your tendies then go to bed.
>>5167714
That's not how you use that meme, kiddo.
>>5167719
WHATCHA GON DO BOUT IT PICKLE FUCKER
>>5167727
That escalated quickly...
>>5167737
U AFRAID OF DIS CHOCO SNAKE WHITE BOI
ON YOUR KNEES
IMMA SHOW YOU WHAT OSIRIS DOES DO CIRCÉ WHEN SHE'S IN HEAT
>>5167727
A-anno...
Daijoubu?
>>5167704
>having a septum piercing
>not having a 3rd nose hole
plebe status recognized
>>5167751
>That cute chin
>Those pretty eyes
WHY?
Why do these qts have to ruin themselves like this?
>>5167754
Dude, be grateful. Let the crazy people display their craziness openly for all to see so you know who to avoid.
>>5167751
Uugghh what a heartthrob
people who insist on attaching some kind of vague moral judgement to body mods elude my judgement
dunno whether to feel sorry or understanding
daily
>tfw no tall bf to carry and cuddle me
>>5167779
2qt
>>5167779
I want to carry and cuddle a tall bf.
Being attracted to tall men, but also being a 5'11 top is a silly combo.
>>5167779
>tfw 6'3
>tfw no tall bf to hold me
>tfw no manlet bf to cuddle and tease
>tfw no bf
>>5167790
tfw tall (6'2") and bottom, you don't know the struggle
Im going on my second bulk but it's going to be a short healthy one since I have health problems. Im starting to get my facial aesthetics again and I enjoy being a chubby cub and not a twink.
Diet
Gallon of milk of 2 percent which is 2k calories
One other healthy nutrtitios meal.
I wish being fat was healthy or else id be 250 pounds. I love being fat ._.
>>5167801
I wish I could give you my fat. :V
>>5167797
D-do you also like being dominated by shorter, skinny guys? Nothing too painful or anything.
I want to find a nice, tall, big guy to edge and play with. Do things like tease and laugh at his obscene dick and nipples while he squirms around.
>>5167803
That's a cuddly tummy.
>>5167803
That's not that fat really. You just got a cute little muffin top. Are you sub or dom?
Just watch your calories and you'll be fine
>>5167818
Yeah I'm in the midst of losing :)
I'm vers but personality-wise I guess I'd say I'm pretty sub?
>>5167803
>>5167818
>>5167822
Here's a comparison of where I was. (Oh no, finally explicitly matching my face with my body D:)
>>5167822
Wanna be my little bitch?
I want to degrade someone right now
>>5167829
I'm not into power play like that though :\ sorry. Abuse sorta takes the fun out of that.
>>5167828
is that cinema paradiso back office in the first picture?
>>5167829
I do.
>>5167828
>that transformation
holy fuck that is amazing
>>5167838
Nah just some trashy friend's trashy house.
>>5167828
You can lose all their weight you want, nothing but a surgeon can fix that hairline :^)
Seriously though, I would ram your bp and call you a beta sissy boy until you cried.
>>5167848
>You can lose all their weight you want, nothing but a surgeon can fix that hairline :^)
Mean ;-;
>>5167828
c-cute...!!
>>5167849
>Faggot
What kind of shitty degrader are you? Jesus christ. Tops these days.
>>5167849
Aren't abs made in the kitchen?
No but seriously, I'm actually working on toning my body back up using physical therapy exercises because my muscles were/are actually fucking atrophied from internet addiction and lack of activity. Shit sucks, and is painful, but I'm working on it.
>>5167851
If it makes him feel any better, I am projecting.
>>5167828
For some reason you remind me of Shane Dawson from YouTube.
>>5167872
Weird, some pics are awful and others are like "hm, not bad".
But whatever, I'll take it; better than the dude saying I look too much like some drag queen from RPDR...
>>5167875
I think it's because of the weight loss thing. Shane had a similar hair style while fat.
Anyway, you look hot as fuark face-wise. Any scars? Skin flaps? Anything?
What are you losers listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipbQCT85CDY
>>5167864
Well im just a little tired but that doesn't stop me from grabbing your tight little ass of yours and throwing you on the edge of the couch with your little bp in the air. Ill grab your head and push it down as you try to fight back but my cock rubbing on your ass and my strength is keeping you down. After a while you give in and let me do whatever I want to you.
Im straight so id just be doing this to dominate little faggots like you who deserve to get beaten and berated. You're literally making me burn in hell but it's worth it just to defend my heterosexuality and gods will.
My gfs not going to like this
>>5167866
Imagine this scenario
Instead of just posting your smile you can post your body also with it.
>>5167886
I listen to your dad's moans.
>>5167875
That was me. You seriously do.
>>5167884
There's some very faded stretch marks? Um, I have a chicken pock scar on my neck?? haha.
Look at the mostly-shirtless pic above and see if there's anything you'd judge as a skin flap I guess.
>>5167895
pls no
>>5167890
I mean...?
There are no mirrors in the house that go down low enough for my full manlet glory to be seen, which makes it rather difficult to get a pic with both.
who /drunkandalone/ here?
>>5167907
>alcoholism
>>5167904
Oh. I was going to post a stupid pic with that which the "I mean" was referring to but forgot so just disregard pls.
>>5167910
>
shut up
>>5167890
>not spitting in my face/mouth
>not covering my mouth
>not grabbing my arms behid my back
>not saying stuff like "this is what you deserve you weak faggot"
>"your dick serves no purpose"
>"you live only to serve me"
>no ass to mouth
>not buttplugging me after you cum inside me
Shitty degrader, would not let you rape me/10
>>5167907
That'll be me tonight, breh.
Gonna buy some nachos for dinner, drink a whole bottle of wine, and put off studying for my exams all day tomorrow.
What are some fun things to do when drunk and alone? I usually just sit here and watch Youtube videos, since Vidya is too hard when drunk.
dang i didnt know you where this gay adelaide-chan
>>5167804
I'm not into flamboyant guys really. If I can obviously tell, its a turn off for me. Sorry anon :<
>>5167917
Im just warming you up though.
I am a great degrader. I think im just feeling nice tonight -: )
>>5167918
>What are some fun things to do when drunk and alone?
tetris, watch tv,review every mistake youve made in your life, shitpost on your board of choice
>>5167930
only three of those things are fun to do
Decided to lurk gaygen late night edition and holy fuck..... Is this when all the loser manic depressive weebs get on now?
>>5167929
Pfft. I'm not impressed.
>>5167937
>that image
Apparently.
take my fat
>>5167936
ya shitposting gets boring after a while, especially when these homos dont take your b8
>>5167939
Im leaving this coffee shop now still no internet. Ill treat you like shit next week
>>5167937
Let he who is without furfaggotry cast the first stone
>>5167951
> Ill treat you like shit next week
I doubt that. Pfft.
>>5167917
The only degrading thing there is ass to mouth, the rest is normal treatment that all bottoms should receive
song lyrics that give you feels?
>i took his hand in mine for a little while everything was alright
perfume genius always gets me
>>5167987
>You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
She just, like, speaks to my soul.
>>5167987
너무 너무 멋져 눈이 눈이 부셔 숨을 못 쉬겠어 떨리는 걸
Who is Osiris? Is that Circe's husband?
Please don't make me read the thread.
>>5167997
NEOMU BANJJAK BANJJAK NUNI BUSYEO
NO NO NO NO NO
>>5167987
>I used to be such a burning example,
>I used to be so original.
>I used to care, I was being cared for.
>Made sure I showed it to those that I love.
>>5168000
You know I actually think Circe and I could get along if he didn't blatantly attentionwhore, its a real shame though.
>>5167997
>ching chong ding dong
>mfw
>>5167521
cut them just above the quick and use a nail file to get it closer without going past. The most important thing is that it's not sharp/jagged.
>>5167930
watch old favorite movies or hilariously shitty movies, cook something crazy, sing guilty pleasure songs at the top of your lungs, shit post, cry
>>5167508
true desu
>tfw the urge to take dick is returning
H..help.
>>5168047
I'll help you, but it involves my dick being inside you.
>>5168053
Only if you're not too big and gentle.
>>5168060
I sometimes feel like I'm the only person on this board who would top without the need to humiliate or rough up the bottom haha
>>5168047
KEK
FAGGOT
I'M GOING TO BED RIGHT AFTER THIS POST BUT I HAD TO SAY I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN
>>5168047
Buttslut, how are you? How's the gf? Have you finally got that butt wrecked by a man or not?
>>5168099
Newfriend detected.
>>5168110
Let's see, I've been on this board a month now? So yeah, fair enough.
>>5168124
Oh, did you mean not gentle then? Welp.
>>5168114
Oh boy. That's a lot of catching up to do.
Long story short: a virgin guy shows up on gaygen, starts posting his butt while wearing a jockstrap, loves the attention and the idea of being taken by a guy but is so deep in the closet (because he's afraid of losing friends and family) that he decided to get a gf. He got a gf, couldn't get an erection then tried to convince her to peg him. I believe she refused.
And that's where we're at. I think nothing changed much even after I've been off for awhile.
I am omitting some stuff though like the trolls trying to dox him etc.
>>5168124
How about the gf? Still with her?
>>5168141
>like the trolls trying to dox him etc.
Aww, that's sad...
>>5168141
Yes, hows life on your end?
>>5168145
I honestly feel bad for him but at the same time find it a bit funny. Like a tragic comedy, you know.
Kinda like a Mr Magoo of Gay Bottoms. Can barely see what's in front of him and always breaks something. Stuff never goes the way it should.
>>5168146
The usual, suicidal thoughts, depression, etc. Hoping I get some sort of disease, to deny treatment and die off already. Really tired of this shit. I wish I could just give my life so someone could live.
>>5168177
Jesus, on that note I guess I'll hit the sack...I hope you can find a way to feel better, Anon.
>>5168177
What, whats up man? Why do you feel like that? Check out this. I know it looks gay but try it, it really helps and has shown to be as good as medication.
http://www.llttf.com/
>>5168229
I was wondering the same thing...
>>5168236
It's only hopeless when you say it's hopeless. As soon as you sop trying you make it hopeless, it's a self fulfilling prophecy. I know you don't want to but you have to try. Who goes down without a fight.
>>5168253
I've tried. I just don't care anymore. I don't want to talk about it, if you don't mind. I had this convo on here with other people saying the same thing.
What are you doing, right now, /gaygen/?
I'm reading this
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/03/health/death-rates-rising-for-middle-aged-white-americans-study-finds.html
It's pretty sad.
>>5168277
im on the bus, pretending that maybe today ill meet a qt.
i know i wont though.
does anyone else not really know what theyre attracted to? i dont get random boners at guys when im out&about, and most of my masturbatory fantasies involve disembodied dicks/dont really feature the other guys face&body.
it leaves me kind of at a loss when it comes to dating.
>>5168277
Working. Work day is almost over. I made the mistake of smashing leg day with my swolebro before 9 hours of on your feet moving work. So I'm pretty tired.
>>5168047
Hi bb. Sup?
Did you dress up for Halloween?
>>5168317
>getting leg DOMS
DYEL?
>>5168320
Obviously not.
>>5168277
I've started reading this and now I think I'm addicted to it.
http://kaitoshuno.smackjeeves.com/comics/1184396/page-1/
tfw even this guy has better dance moves than you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe8d2W2Ma98
>>5167508
>putting your penis urethra first into a hole full of shit isn't disgusting
Charlemagne.
but my favorite Roman Emperor was Elagabalus, who reigned for four years in the early 3rd Century.
he became emperor at age 14, and he was basically a boyslut. he walked around Rome dressed as a female prostitute, and had sex with as many men as he could.
google him sometime. he was one wild boy.
>>5167380
>Be me
> Feel more mentally fulfilled as a top
> Feel more physically fulfilled as a bottom
What do?
>>5168454
jesus, you werent joking
kinda hot to be honest
>>5168463
be verse and take turns?
>>5167797
I bet you don't even lift
>tfw 220 lb @ 15% bf and a bottom into fem tops
Don't talk to me about the struggle you fucking dyel faggot
>>5167801
>2%
>bulking
COME ON
>>5168464
>what would happen if strict bottom twinks ruled the world.
I surprised he didn't have all the females executed.
>>5168463
POWER
BOTTOM
>>5167567
Usually listening to people is a fast way to get put off
>>5168473
Whole milk makes me unable to eat anything else in the day. I've got a whole schedule lined up and everything. Five months is enough time to get my deadlift and squat where it needs to be
Damn, time for college. What's going down in your lives, guys?
>>5168549
got another 8th from some guy for free
>>5168551
Sexy, do you smoke during the day too or only in the evening?
I haven't done pot in about a year now.
>>5168554
I meant coke lol
I don't smoke weed, only cigarettes
>>5168555
Eh, destroys your nasal cavities. Hope you stop one day :/
Heard it's just like a strong Dosis of caffeine.
>>5168559
Damage to the sinuses only occurs when heavy daily use is present over a long period of time.
And coke isn't like an all day every day kind of thing. Alcohol is a drug too and responsible use of alcohol is possible just like all other drugs.
And coke is nothing like caffeine lol
>>5168563
Well then. Have fun with it Are you gonna save it for partying or do you just occasionally do it to make regular life a bit easier?
>>5168569
I don't "party". I save it for when I have nights off and just do a little here and there.
I don't ever pay for coke so I only have it when other people offer me some so it's like a special occasion type thing.
>>5168575
Gl to you, anon.
>>5168482
>tfw sub top with power bottom bf
he scolds me for not fucking him harder, but I just don't want to hurt him
also he rides me 95% of the time because he likes being on top of the top .__.
>>5168622
>sub top
Sub Tops Don't Exist
>>5168622
liar liar pants on fire
I had the best dream ever. This guy who I keep telling myself I hate but actually have the most ridiculous crush on cuddled me during our calculus class. We were lying on the floor for some reason, but god, I felt so many great things.
Waking up was devastating. In real life, he would never even come close to me.
>>5168670
>tfw no beefy sludgepuppy powerbottom bf yet
Soon.
>>5168464
you weren't kidding.
that IS hot.
>>5168728
he was 14 you fucking pedo
I want to go to the gym to lose my belly and make my ass bigger but I don't want to gain muscle because I want to be a proper twink
Is it possible?
>>5168745
ageist scum
check ur adult privilege, prick
>>5167565
if he doesn't like video games its a really bad sign I'll say that much
>>5168745
yeah but you gotta admit.......your dick got a little hard.
>>5168781
i mean i'm a lil jealous of him but thats it
>>5168754
The word you're looking for is femboy, twinks are young fit guys with moderatively defined muscles.
Try squats and general fitness workouts maybe?
Im sure theres certain diets wich suits you but i cant help you on that matter, id redirect you to femgen but its kill.
>>5168800
femboys are degenerate faggots
anybody who "identifies" as a "femboy" should be gassed
>>5168464
>tfw I will never be the commander of the preatorian guard during the reign of Elagabalus
>I will never dominate him sexually and through that slowly start to control the goverment as well
>I will never marry him and through that emerge as the de-facto emperor of the Roman Empire
>I will never have the opportunity to tell him that fact in his face, when I cum into his boypussy
He would actually like that, wouldn't he? I don't want to assassinate such cute femboy as him.
>>5168800
>twinks are young fit guys with moderatively defined muscles
are you sure? will masc tops like me if i have a little muscle? :/
>>5168825
>will _____ like me?
With that level of confidence, no.
>>5168840
well desu i don't think I would be comfortable being muscular
then again I'm not comfortable with the term 'femboy'. I thought twinks were just smaller, skinny, hairless young guys? since when is having muscles a requirement?
>>5168851
what exactly do you think having muscles looks like?
you dont need to be a hulk to be considered muscular
>>5168891
doesn't even matter. pls stop changing the meaning of the word 'twink' because it doesn't belong to you. ty.
Augustus, first emperor of rome. had a wild repressed boner for his bff agrippa
>>5168851
/fit/ here
If you don't eat big, you wont ever get big.
Count your calories and your TDEE (daily calorie intake) and set how much you want to go over or under that.
Also you have to realize that a lot of fitness models you see in media, etc, use roids.
It's still very much an open secret.
>>5168900
You can alternatively call yourself a cumslut sissy bitch if you want, or whatever makes you comfortable.
But not a proper twink, twinks arent small and skinny they have visible defined muscles be them small or large it doesnt matter you stupid cunt.
>>5168917
HOLY ROMAN EMPEROR
NOT THE SCRUBLORD ROMAN EMPERORS
>>5168932
I'm not really familar with these terms, I always thought twinks meant they were in their 20s, looked like it and were attractive.
(and not too manly)
>>5168934
>augustus
>scrublord
okay this guy then
>>5168935
Attractive could be interpreted in different ways, i agree with twinks not being entirely manly but they could just aswell be the opposite.
They key about being a twink lies alot with how old you look.
>>5168960
Well I'm 21, does that mean I am a twink?
>>5168968
fuck you and your poop semantics
>>5168969
>They key about being a twink lies alot with how old you look
>how old you look
>look
>>5168978
hey tough boy
can you cut it out?
>>5168978
>with how old you look
>how old you look
>look
I still look the part, I actually wish I was older so testosterone can do it's work and make me more manly.
>>5168983
ok
do you want to talk about LoL or dicks?
>tfw no cute bald guy who likes German Rap & instrumental metal to meet to cuddle with in Ruhrpott
>tfw I will never get to experience leftist banter on a daily basis
>>5169065
Hello. Are you baiting me out? Are you the guy I talked to yesterday before sleep?
>>5169070
it is a little bit of bait, but I'm actually the same guy
>>5168960
a p p a re n t l y i look like im 16yo
or like.. people keep telling me recently
prob looking like a 16yo turns u on u filthy paedo
>>5169076
Your internalized Islamophobia still getting the better of you?
You also never commented on Shokran - Sands of Time. Who are Russian, despite the name.
>>5169082
>Shokran - Sands of Time
Quite good, I added it to my playlist.
Thanks btw, will look more into them.
>Your internalized Islamophobia still getting the better of you?
I still only want white guys, that makes me racist, yes?
>>5169080
you don't look 16
you do however look like a massive faggot if memory serves
>>5169080
you don't look 16 fiddy, you do however look like an average brit.
if I were your age however, our dicks would be in each others throats all day.
>>5169089
>Added it to my playlist
Neato. Any bands you dig? Fingers crossed: Animals As Leaders.
>that makes me racist, yes?
Of course. Especially because Arab people are pretty hot. But do tell, are you half or fully descended from a near-eastern people?
>>5169110
>btw im less of a faggot than you
I mean 4chan has never seen /my/ asshole but I distinctly recall seeing yours c;
>>5169113
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
SNAP
BTFO
>>5169102
>Especially because Arab people are pretty hot.
You like makeup, don't you? :^)
>are you half or fully descended from a near-eastern people
I don't think so. My father has brown eyes, dark curly hair, but certainly doesn't look like a southern/eastern european, he and his mother are also quite tanned/naturally a shade darker than me.
I am more like my mother with pale white skin and blue eyes with a strain of yellow.
I know of some jews in my family, but I'm not sure if they are ancestors of mine or a seperate branch. If you really want we could both look at my ancestry on my father's side. There is a whole folder, if you really need to have prove of my aryan ancestry.
>Any bands you dig? Fingers crossed: Animals As Leaders.
I have to admit I'm pretty pleb tier when it comes to music.
>>5169119
Interesting is that my brother has brown, but a bit more curly hair than me, but not as much as my father, but his eyes are more grey-ish blue. Interesting how genetics work out.
>>5169129
(Not that anon)
Your father was probably coocked.
>>5169119
>Makeup
A lot of them have natural gay face. It's kinda cute.
And dw, I just wanna rustle your Jimmies with leftist banter. I trust you are Aryan masterrace.
>pleb about music
Finally someone I could school super hard. Also, you gotta have some names, songs or otherwise. Hit meeeee.
>>5169143
how about we just agree to agree with me and have sex
I was watching the newest South Park episode and realized how much it sucks to be old. I used to have a pure and platonic loving bromance with a friend from middle school to end of high school. That doesn't happen in adulthood anymore. I hate getting older.
>>5169134
No. Believe me there are enough similarities between us, that I know for certain that he wasn't being keked.
Though I sometimes wonder if my family has a strong strain of southern european genes that somehow survived in Germany.
For example, I have red nipples, but they can go quite dark brown if they contract/it gets cold.
Oily skin, though maybe that's because I no longer use accutane and my skin is overcompensating?
Penis sometimes acts like a flesh penis and is casually long.
But I still get sunburnt easily. And my grandma and father always want me to tan and banter ensues.
>>5169145
>>5169170
breh
>>5169170
I wish they went "full homo" with the concept.
They really only dealt with it on a surface level.
>>5169161
lol
>>5169179
I prefer it being left ambiguous
>>5169181
>Don't "breh" me and leave me oblivious.
Oh sorry, it's just I wrote up such a long post and I still have a workout I want to do today, kinda have low energy atm.
I really get now why you want to use a pre-workout.
Anyway, I don't really know much about music. As I said, pretty pleb, mate. You didn't do anything wrong.
http://rent-a-dildo.com/
>>5169161
>>5169182
hitlerx5652 2k15<3
I've been edging for like 3 hours a day for the past 4 days.
I'm so fucking horny I can't think straight. There has to be something more to jacking off, something hotter and more extreme to do
help me gaygen
>>5169253
Jerk off in public. Cum on someone's car hood. Stick something upyour ass and thrust it like if your life depended on it.
>>5169161
das so ghey mang
>>5169253
Going to public place like buying groceries with a sex toy on you
Post orgasm torture when you're finished, but you need to ask someone else to do it
>>5169263
I want this shirt to be real more than you could ever know.
>>5169261
...
I hate knowing that you have done this. You seem like the sexually deviant type.
>>5169253
Come to Germany, I'll fuck you in the airport building. We have at least 5 rounds to go btw.
>>5169273
Surprisingly, no, I never done that.
I'm the sexually deviant type, yes, but closeted and shy.
What's the most lewd/disgusting/hurtful/illegal thing you've done?
>>5169304
got a blowjob in a gaybar while other guys were blowing each other in a small basement area
>>5169284
>A big, blond German man will never let me pleasure his thick wurst in a seedy airport bathroom
>>5169304
lewd: fucked in a park on universtiy premises
disgusting: see lewd i guess
hurtful: broke up with my bf shortly after saying a loved him (like a week or two) or literally beat up people before
illegal: assault
there ya go
>>5169192
>workout
Such a tease.
>tfw no multicultural right-oriented, musically-pleb bf to show music to, politically banter and do workouts with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWfeaccy68s
>>5169304
>lewd
Online camshows (still a virgin)
>disgusting
See above
>hurtful
Ignoring people who love me
>Illegal
Trespassing
>>5169304
When I was 16 I got in a night club with my friend's ID, got really drunk, lied to a guy I'm 18 and then he took me to his place and let me try pot and that's how I lost my virginity
When I left in the morning I stole his cigarettes
Now I'm boring good boy
Just said awkward "hello" to a guy i briefly dated
feels awkward. im never dating anyone ever again
