>tfw no redheaded gf
Fuck redheads, posting my future wife in the hope the thread talks about her and confirms the ping
My gf has chestnut hair
>>5161987
I want a strong and powerful woman by my side.
>>5158313
If you are still interested, my kik: CrimsonGrill.
I hooked up with a bislut dressed as Scully last night and cut my on her vagina piercing.
Pink hair is practically red hair, right?
>>5162031
fuk, she's got crazy in those eyes
>it's kinda hot
>>5162442
Super tall chicks are just really hot for me. She also has a pretty sexy voice IMO. My literal waifu
>>5161987
I know that feel
Redhead became pretty basic desu. I only like the ones who are naturally ginger, because nowadays every "lol so random xD" pseudo-nerdy chick is a redhead. Too bad people with natural red hair are so rare and usually ugly.
>>5162713
She's pretty [spoiler]nutty[/spoiler] if that's what you mean.
>>5162713
I-I didn't know.
Teach me your ways luvbian friend.
my first crush in highschool was a redhead, and a cheerleader too
>>5162753
Did you join the cheerleading team just so you can see her in the shower? Did you ever pretend to not get the routine just so you had an excuse to meet her at the school after hours to practice privately with the team member you trust the most? Afterwards when you were changing in the locker room, alone with her, did you comment on how fit she looked while moving real close to her? Did you pin her down on the wet tile floor and confess your crush? When she was in shock and trying to figure out what to say or do did you go in for the kiss and place your hand on her tight teen stomach? Did you run your finger around her freckled belly button right before you..................hnnnnnnnnnng
>>5162796
Please euthanize me and use any of my organs how you see fit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUplbTOuFGk
>>5161987
I like red-dyed hair but I don't really include it in the redhead category. Ginger or bust.
>>5161987
Why yes, I was just listening to blonde redhead, how did you know?
>>5162431
yup
https://youtu.be/lxirSvHZfXk
This obviously isn't a lesbian exclusive issue but I'd like your guys' thoughts. I'll sound 12 years old, but I swear I am 18. I'm just a pretty late bloomer. Why haven't I orgasmed? I have once in my sleep (it had to happen when I got a roommate, hmph), it woke me up. Ever since then I've been masturbating a lot more. Before I never did because I honestly just wasn't interested. It makes me feel good, warm, relaxed and it helps me fall asleep, but I can't orgasm. Last night I felt I was so close, but it takes forever and I just can't keep going even when I want to. It might have been because the roommate was there, but I dunno, I didn't feel that anxious about it. How long does it take you guys?
>>5165033
You're gonna have to get a bit more graphic with us if you want info.
Are you using a dildo or touching your clit? Do you touch your nips? Are you looking at porn? Are you thinking about your waifu?
I had trouble with my first orgasm too, I kept thinking I had but then I actually had one and it was really obvious what it was.
>>5165033
Where do you live? I'll give you an orgasm :^)
>>5165033
Legit the first time I orgasmed it was with a vibrating toothbrush on my clit, got the idea from some forum somewhere long long ago. And then from that I figured that I just had to have my finger really fast on my clit and I was good to go. I got better after watching a lot of porn of other girls just masturbating (which kinda led to me realizing the whole gayness).
But before that I must've tried like every night for months and nothing. It was mostly frustrating because whenever I'd feel close my hands would spaz/shake too much or cramp and I wasn't able to continue. Then I'd worry I was gonna actually pee instead of cum and so I'd run to the bathroom and that'd just ruin my mood. But I was a determined kid.
Basically try different shit, try say a finger in you and one on your clit, switch hands, get a vibe, use a shower head, poke your asshole, play with your tits first, imagine a qt girl playing with your ear, whatever. Practice makes perfect and when in doubt watch some other girls rub it out.
>>5165059
>>5165098
I kind of put my pillow pet between my legs and just start straddling/humping it while I'm laying on my side if that makes sense, it stimulates my clit well and its hands free so I can play with my nipples. Or I'll just rub my clit really hard and fast (through my panties) with my hands which feels good but not as good so I don't do that as often. I don't watch porn and I usually don't think about anything besides how it good it feels, but last night I was thinking about a waifu.
Thanks for the tips guys, I think I will try to watch other girls do it so that maybe I'll learn something, but none of you answered my question about how long it takes to orgasm after you start masturbating? Like, maybe I'm just lazy??
>>5165066
I'm in California. I really wish, but I'd be way too shy. ;_;
>>5165119
I said it took me months after trying. And other girls say that it took them a while to get the hang of it. There are straight married girls out there right now that have never orgasmed because they legit don't know they can masturbate and think sex is just for procreation.
Hell even talking with guys one dude told me for like a year he'd just scrub at his dick with a shower sponge every time it got hard and it just itched his dick to a kinda orgasm until he realized he could use his hand.
Masturbating takes a while to get right is my point.
I'd say def put your fingers on your clit directly, use some of that natural vagina lube you got in you. Like even looking at
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you see most girls have a hand on their clit. That's why they call it "flicking the bean".
>>5165119
Oh wait you mean like does it take an hour after starting masturbating or 10 minutes?
On average it'll take me 5 or more minutes, sometimes less. Unless I drag it out to 20 or more.
But when I was just starting it took me longer.
>>5165173
Yes that's what I mean. Thanks! That's helpful. Yeah I think it's taking a bit too long for me.
>>5165166
I can't touch mine directly at all, it overstimulates my clit to the point of being painful, I have to rub it through the hood.
>>5165166
>There are straight married girls out there right now that have never orgasmed because they legit don't know they can masturbate and think sex is just for procreation.
lol do people actually believe this myth?
>>5165705
My friend isn't religious but she's actually like that. She didn't even know what masturbation was until I told her what it was.
>>5165705
I'm literally talking about my straight married friend that's been married for half a decade and was like that. She said she'd never orgasmed and thinks it's just impossible for her or a lie over exaggerated by the media. I tried to explain masturbation but she said she wasn't gonna bother looking around her vagina for the clit or anything because she's not obsessed like me and other lesbians. She also has 3 babies and says her sex life is fine since her and her hub fuck at least once a couple times a month otherwise she just gives head or anal since fuck bc.
btw texas so wutchu gonna do
Man now that I think about it she really fucked up my idea of sex when we were in high school. Like I had all these gay thoughts and she always made sex with guys seem like something you didn't want/enjoy but something you did to get shit from guys. She also told me I wasn't a virgin cause I wore tampons but she was even though she gave head. Thank god I had a decent biology teacher and the internet.
>>5165705
You underestimate how crazy repressed some people's sexuality is.
>be redhead
>tfw no gf
>>5165772
I feel like that attitude towards dating/having sex with dudes is really common for repressed lesbians.
Like if you have no attraction towards dudes at all, you're probably hella gay.
>>5166004
Nah I feel like she's def attracted to guys (or at least she def isn't attracted to girls). She just liked to act like a hard ass bitch about it. Plus christianity.
I just think she doesn't know how to enjoy sex and doesn't wanna learn. So asex? Or low sex drive. Whatever.
But her shit did pour over to me for a bit in high school. Except I didn't fuck around and just used guys without the sex. Like I could make r9k cry with how bitchy I was. Until I was reformed by girl love.
Funny how being a lesbian made me empathize with and be nicer to guys than trying to be straight.
>>5166073
>you have to do this thing you hate that does nothing for you forever
vs.
>you actually don't have to do this at all and can date people you are actually attracted to
kinda makes sense desu senpai
>ldr gf has been busy moving
>said shed talk to me on sunday
>hasnt said anything midway thru monday
>about to go crazy
>go to gym
>qt weightlifter there
>try to talk to her
>sperg out and lose my nerve
>she asks me if I'm using a set of hand weights
>say no and spill spaghetti
>realize I'm actually using them
>shit the fuck do I do now?
>spaghetti intensifies
>start doing a fuck ton of curls because I panicked and couldn't think of anything else
>get the weights and finish what I was going to do
>go to do cable crossovers
>she's doing them
>panic and start doing curls again until the machine is free
>lather, rinse repeat
I should just give up, get a body pillow and make my transition to social recluse complete.
>masturbation talk
I don't masturbate a lot and it's usually not intense, but damn there's this girl in one of my new classes, I want to fuck her so badly I already fapped like four times to her today.
I want to have an older sister in my next life.
>>5166473
>>5166473
Why tho
>>5166499
>1MB
>those borders
Pls.
>>5166550
Because older sisters are love.
>>5166473
I want to be an older sister in my next life
>>5166579
Being an older sister is shit, at least to a little brother.
-2/10 wouldn't recommend.
if quints, lesbians are just straight girls trying to seem interesting
>>5166664
Nice failed quints, faglord.
>>5166664
Too bad, now all girls are lesbians and it's all your fault.
>>5166636
I'm sorry your little brother is shit, mine is awesome.
>>5166725
Really? Is he cute, quiet and feminine? My little brother is a fucking savage, he might have videogames-induced autism.
>>5166473
>tfw have older sister by two years
>one of her friends is perfectly your type
>straighter than a titanium rod
>>5167013
Ask you sister to drug her in a sleepover and then you return her the favour eating both out.
>>5167019
But that's weird, anon. And there was just a sleepover last weekend, so I've missed my chance anyway.
>>5166741
Mine is a fuckboy like our older brothers. He literally just hurt himself today after falling down a ditch trying to flirt with some ms girl.
I really do find some truth in that gay gene theory that gay dudes come from families of women that like a lot of dick and gay girls come from families of guys that like a lot of pussy and shit just gets crossed but the gay gene carries on recessive in our whore siblings.. Cause goddamn all my brothers, my dad, and all my uncles are just man whores.
>>5166473
Mine is really cool but she's 15 years older. Still the best since she was the most accepting and has great fashion sense. Plus I'm told I look like her and have most of her features, def her hair and skin. So by observing how she ages I can figure if I'll age badly or not and so far I'll probably do pretty good.
>>5166741
Nah he's a bear, but he's hilarious and super fun to hang out with.
>>5167013
That must have been suffering growing up.
>>5167207
It was eh until now. I hadn't really come to terms with being gay as fuck until a year or two ago, and then her friend sort of unintentionally swept me off my feet.
Now I just hide the crush and settle for being friends. It's better than nothing.
>>5166335
lmao when I thought I was into men I was just like "yeah I guess I don't like sex much" and I almost never fapped and nothing got me going and then I realized I was fucking gay as shit and now I'm masturbating so frequently that my fucking bicep is sore and gets schlicking knots in it.
Fucking multi-hour-long fap sessions. I need to get laid, like, immediately.
>>5167265
Fucking pointless though, it takes ages to burn that shit out solo and if you confess it can be super painful.
Go fixate on a new actually gay girl, this is the cure.
>>5167275
Working on it, anon. I'm not very social on my own, and it's not like I can just look at a girl and tell if she's a lesbo. Everyone's sporting boy cuts and flannel now.
>>5167323
Just look at the LGBT shit in your area. I get you might be rural but if you're in L O N D O N for example there's no excuse.
>>5167013
It is a weird metal.
Just gonna put this here.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ID8WD8T.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
quickly on my way to being a wizard because I can't find another lesbian, bi slut, or drunk straight girl to do it with, for 100 miles.
>>5167809
How many years/months/days/hours/minutes left til you enter wizardom?
>>5167782
Thank you.
>>5163639
Fucking awesome band
the funny part is how no one in the band is blonde or a redhead
>>5167809
>>5167957
I'm looking forward to learning some cool spells.
Any kissing advice, lesgen?
I'm going on a date with qt this weekend and I want to give her a mind-blowing kiss which she will never forget. Sadly, I have only kissed like four times in my whole life and I have no idea if I am good at it or not.
Pic unrelated, some cool painting I found.
>>5168238
The setting is important to this. What do you plan on doing for your date?
>>5167782
Why are they always so fucking tall? I just want a redhead gf who isn't a gangly 6'3" woman that will make a physical relationship awkward.
>>5168275
We're going to see a band play in a local pub. Also, it is important for me to mention that she is not into beer, so I think we shall have some wine. Fact is that she gets dizzy from it very fast, she is conscious but dizzy after a glass.
>>5168311
Go somewhere secluded after she gets a little buzz. Make certain you make plenty of physical contact beforehand. Don't just go for broke and try sticking your tongue in her mouth at first. Make her want it. Give her a very soft kiss first to see what she does.
>>5168340
Ookay, but is it right to act when someone is inebriated? I mean, yes, she is conscious, but some may still call it abuse.
>>5168350
i was in that situation. i hung out with a girl i fancied a lot and she got pretty drunk while i was sober. i couldn't hold it in much longer cause i really wanted to kiss her so i just asked. she said yes and when we talked about it some time later she said that nobody has ever asked her if they can kiss her and it was really surprising and nice.
So can a lesbian get an IUD or will they reserve those for whores?
>>5167050
>gay girls come from families of guys that like a lot of pussy
>tfw father actually has been hunting for vagina throughout all his life
O-Oh.
>>5168599
Homo here. Accept this as proofs.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pQMbggKWjsM
Help how do I get over the fear of abandonment?
I met this really cute girl earlier and we added each-other on Skype and talked a bit too much and it got really late, but it's been 2 days now and she's yet to come back. ;-;
>>5167809
>mfw fellow YGO fan my age on lesgen
