Halloween can be pretty scary, so you should all make sure to have a big strong dad close by to snuggle for comfort.
Last thread: >>5153860
Just because it's halloween doesn't mean that my cock will get any bigger
Im going to lay in bed all day and shitpost and read the bible.
>tfw no dom top conservative /pol/ daddy bf (to hate fuck me from time to time)
Why live ;~;
IF YOU ARE SITTING AT HOME MOPING ON HALLOWEEN
>twitch DOT tv/bobross
IT WILL MAKE YOU HAPPIER I PROMISE!!!
Let's say hypothetically i had a friend who was thinking about what something up his butt would feel like and wanted to maybe try something. What would be a good thing for this hypothetical friend to put in his pooper?
I'm just relaxing enjoying the fireworks
How about everyone else
>>5155028
>tfw no boiterus to impregnate
>>5155030
Daddies are for lovefucking
>>5155034
STOP SPAMMING THAT CRAP HOLY SHIT
>>5155044
watch it and you'll understand why i spam it!
its the greatest!
>>5155042
daddy sex might be fun, but daddy relationships are impossible
imagine trying to tell your mom about that shit
>>5155030
>tfw fuck faggots and trannies just to prove to them I am straight and not a faggot
>>5155042
That's why I said from time to time. I like variety.
Sometimes I want to feel like a huge filthy cheap whore, other times I want to feel loved. :3
>>5155039
Offer him your dick
>>5155021
what happened with your gf maki, doesn't she like your ling long?
>>5155056
>imagine trying to tell your mom about that shit
People with daddy issues probably don't have a great relationship with their parents.
Or they have whore mothers who know they have no right to judge their child's sick preferences.
>>5155061
He means his "friend" wants to know.
>>5155039
a finger
eletric toothbrush
if you have one of those kiddie plastic lightsabers or swords that might work
Or just go and buy a dildo, they can be pretty cheap.
>>5155056
>not being proud of landing a hot dad
>>5155060
Daddies still don't hatefuck though
Only punishfuck when you've been a bad boy
I'm an expert on dads and this is 100% truth
>not a Halloween edition
>daddy edition #5643
There's potential to be had and yall dont wanna take it.
>>5155076
Punishfuck, hatefuck - the bottomline is that I want to get my butt wrecked.
Will you be my daddy?
>>5155076
That dude looks no older than 30.
Daddy age is more 35+
Porn has ruined this by making every buff man with some facial hair a "daddy"
>Watching daddy son porn
>Dad is clearly only about 5 years older than the "son"
>Only real difference is that one's clean shaven and perhaps skinnier
>>5155076
>read all this shit about daddies on 4chan
>see all these hot daddy pics
"Hmm maybe i could get into this, lemme just load up grindr"
THERE ARE NO CUTE DADDIES IRL, ITS A TRICK BY THE JEW MEDIA
ALL GUYS OVER 30 ARE UGLY AND FAT DONT BELIEVE SENPAI'S LIES
>>5155077
Yeah I wanted to make fireworks edition but I got here too late
WAIT A MINUTE
IS T.B.H.
TO BE HONEST WORDFILTEREDTO DESU?
desu
>>5154979
I do
but I'll always have Panda Bear I guess...
>>5154991
Yeah, close enough
I was going to go hang out with friends
but then I found out that this one bitch is gonna be there
and I would've sucked it up and gone anyways because I want to hang out with my friends
but then one guy's like "you may not want to come" because he knows I fucking loathe her so now I can't go because I'm expected not to because she's there
>>5155088
>search "daddybear"
>returns somewhat-hairy, slim men in their mid/late 20s
I just want to see a twink get his ass wrecked by a burly 40+ guy, is that too much to ask?
>>5155091
yeah also s m h, f a m, and c u c k
>>5155087
Idk are you qt
>>5155088
Nah
>>5155089
Nah
There are lots of hot dads irl
>>5155097
I really wanna get my ass rekt by a daddy but im too scared b/c I know that IRL anyone over 35 on hookup sites is either ugly or posting fake pics in an attempt to lure kids into their murder dungeon.
:s
>>5155104
Where
I cant find any on grindr
And also the guy in that pic is like 28 max
>>5155066
Doesnt matter what she likes.
Im going to break up with her probably I don't trust her.
This is like my fifth relationship in the past three months.
>>5155109
S A U N A
A
U
N
A
>>5155117
Good way to get raped and infected with an STI from what i hear...
>>5155104
Post Skype pls
>>5155109
That's when you meet him in a public place first. Don't be a dummy with these things.
>>5155121
>raped
nope, never been raped here
>STI
>what are condoms
>>5155130
would you recommend daddysex to a virgin?
pls respond
>>5155116
Stop moping maki, it doesn't suit you.
Where are the needy cute bottoms with no standards?
>>5155143
i have no standards but if you want to meet up or do anything remotely sexual i will panic and block you and never talk to you again out of sheer anxiety
>>5155142
Yeah I know
Im bored and I never mope or whine.
Thanks for posting that im going to quit being a faggot and get myself a burger
>>5155140
It's actually probably a good idea, logically, as it comes to being with someone experienced
>>5155141
>senoai
Is that a typo?
>>5155140
I would say yes. They have the experience and if you tell them you're a virgin they'd go easy on you.
Maybe.
>>5155070
>tfw live with your mom
>tfw if she looked at your computer she'd find you on fetlife looking for someone to call mommy
i'm glad my parents are tech illiterate
>>5155090
I would've thought potato edition but ok.
>>5155158
ive spooned with a guy
but i havent done anything else because after like half an hour he got cold feet and left. I think he was confused about his sexuality.
>>5155155
>Build my first computer
>Great, Anon! Now we can have your old one, since we bought it anyway!
>O-okay, mum
>DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING
>FRESH INSTALL THAT SHIT
>Had nearly all my porn on an external drive anyway
>Still worry about them finding something
Thankfully, they literally only use the computer for Netflix.
>>5155013
>tfw no daddy husband
:CC
>tfw no zombii to turn his life around and make him a happy femboy
;~;
>>5155177
sweet baby jesus
>>5155177
Is there a name for the symmetrical greying of the beard like that?
It's a serious attraction thing for me
Also greying chest hair
Help me
>>5155184
Some of them dooooooooo
I see them every day with their ugly wives and kids :c
>go to party with classmates a week back
>not interested in the girls there
>get asked if im gay or what
>not gonna lie so just get it over with and admit it
>mfw now the fattest guy in class keeps checking me out
what do I do
>>5155190
>symmetrical greying of the beard
what do you think about this hot alpha stud?
>>5155197
fuck his boypussy ofc
>>5155197
Do nothing until he openly hits on you, then just say "sorry, but im not interested"
>>5155184
I remember being a kid and finding my brother's Hentai and fake celebrity porn just stashed away in the My Documents folder.
Good times. Once, he accidentally set the background to a picture of Tifa and Aeris yuri and my mother was pissed.
This was in like, 2001, when internet porn was still a pretty foreign concept to most parents. Well, here at least.
>>5155199
Do not sexualize the Bob Ross.
>>5155185
I don't know about all that... but I do hope he does something to feel better about himself. He's a sweet kid.
>>5155211
its not my fault if he leaves his shirt hanging open like that...
>>5155197
Go to the gym with him and make him lose his weight. Give him encouragement. You'll have an obedient and loyal bitch boy all for yourself. If he skips his training or overeats don't sex him. Etc.
>>5155219
DELETE THIS
Who the fuck is Bob Ross anyway?
>>5155185
>tfw you'll never fix all of gaygen's problems and get to see them smile
>>5155163
An edition all about me, aww shucks anon
>>5155235
Thanks. Now that you've said that please stop spamming.
>>5155234
zombii put your trip back on
>>5155235
>DOT
>not DOOT
That's not very spooky of you.
>>5155245
but i want everyone to appreciate how great he was ;_;
imo he is possibly the greatest human to have ever lived and i want him to be remembered...
He had a hard life.
>>5155253
Just stop spamming. Please. ._.
>>5155235
I shit post alot
but i sincerely mean it when i say that when you first reccomended Bob Ross, i laughed at you
Now i watch one every week and it really brings alot of joy.
I just wanted to say thank you and please keep spamming!
>>5155249
I AM ABOVE THE LAW!
>>5155259
>totally not samefagging guise
>>5155265
is that you crumpet :3c?
>>5155264
How do i prove im not samefagging? I can screenshot it but i know those can be faked.
>tfw no qt pro CS:GO bf
>>5155270
not cute imo.
Now Vaasili on the other hand...
>>5155268
hello artin
>>5155270
>tfw no demon bf
>>5155270
>you will never know the feeling of celebration sex after they win
>you will never know the feeling of getting your slut hole pounded when he takes his anger out on you after they lose
>you will never
>>5155276
Fuck
I'm gay
He he.
I just made a trip down to the pharmacy to pick up fiancé's prescription.
Blew the people's mind over my fiancé and I being a gay couple by clarifying that he was the one I was picking up meds for at the time and that the meds he usually picks up at that place are for me.
Qt clerk girl herself didn't seem phased, tho, I was glad.
>>5155286
Nobody cares
>tfw losing all my weight rapidly
>tfw don't even look like I lift
>facial aesthetics are coming back
>look like just the average curlbro
BUYING GALLON OF MILK NOW
I NEED TO LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND TBQH
I don't even look like I lift it was all a waste
>>5155274
What was the point of your question then. Ironically enough, you are as bad as fatties who deny common sense.
Anyway, good luck.
>>5155293
I know that exact feel bro
just gotta eat big
>>5155270
>>5155276
>>5155279
>YOU WILL NEVER BE USED AS A TEAM'S "PERSONAL ASSISTANT"
>YOU WILL NEVER BE GANGBANG'D
>YOU WILL NEVER
>>5155270
>>5155276
>>5155279
>>5155307
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>5155307
Have you ever actually been spitroasted
It sounds really hot in concept, right?
Like REALLY hot?
>>5155294
>What was the point of your question then.
"how do I shoot down his advances in a nice way?", obviously
I'd love to tell him that I fucking hate fatties and he should kill himself, but I see the guy every day so I probably shouldn't do that.
>>5155307
not with that attitude!
>>5155326
Thanks for proving my point.
I thought I'd play Metro 2033 since I'm alone and it's a spooky game but I ran out of filters and now I can't finish the game. Yay.
>>5155336
fucking casual how did you manage that
>>5155338
By leaving my gas mask on when I didn't need it. It's a common problem judging by the amount of people asking how to get past this on google.
>>5155013
No thanks.
I just want a guy my age who's not too muscular and is gentle and sweet and loves cuddling while listening to post-rock
Fuck daddies.
>>5155336
I've only been playing dirty bomb and hearthstone, I'm not into spoopy games
>>5155336
filters.... like... for the gas mask?
>>5155357
Yep
>>5155357
yes. in metro you have to collect them and if you run out the outside atmosphere kills you
>>5155359
isn't there a "restart from checkpoint" option? iirc it starts you back further than the respawn point.
>>5155353
Are you crumpet or else I don't have you on it
>>5155365
It puts me back to where I have no filters.
>>5155367
yep
Do you have skype?
>>5155370
aw geez, im sorry, anon. If its any consolation "last light" plays pretty well. 2033 is a good enough game to play through multiple times, though.
>>5155353
>What
what? is it really that weird that I'm not into overly muscular guys?
>>5155370
If youve ever played resident evil its the same with ammo. I've run around maps trying to find 5 handgun bullets for hours at a time only to load a previous save/restart entirely.
daily reminder that interracial relationships are degenerate and you should feel bad
>>5155401
friendly reminder that you're a depressed gay white kid hiding in his room
>>5155405
projecting
>>5155405
rekt
>>5155401
Wrong
>>5155405
nigger detected
>>5155412
girl thats hardly interracial
>>5155414
true, i am indeed of african descent
>>5155421
stop infecting white boys with hiv, you disgusting person
>>5155401
Friendly reminder that pandas are adorbs
>>5155423
nah, i'm good
>>5155371
Yeah I'm rageork in Skype but I have to help a friend,
>>5155426
you should be in jail, criminal
>>5155430
i am the hero we need
>>5155433
not before i put my little bug inside of you, friendo
then i'll happily go to jail - but i will take you with me
>>5155479
disgusting piece of shit, get that bugchasing fetish bullshit out of here and
DIE
>>5155401
>tfw no black or brown bf
>>5155401
The only reason I would disapprove of this shit is because of the almost unavoidable fetishism that comes with it.
Ron Paul just passed away ;_;7
>>5155495
This makes me SO MAD.
LITERALLY kill yourself.
>>5155495
swede put your trip back on
>>5155500
Source or it didnt happen
>>5155495
tfw no femboy bf that you can make him happy and show him beautiful he is
>>5155495
Guess my trip
>>5155508
Because non whites are gross, that's why.
>cleaning up childhood home room because parents sold the house
>find photos of first bf from a decade ago when I was 15
>now miserable
We were so cute
Why must I grow up
>>5155522
Wrong. All non-whites are gross.
Love is supposed to be between two white men, not one white man and a subhuman.
>>5155525
>1st bf when i was 15
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>5155525
>bf at 15
At least you've even met a gay person.
>>5155522
Yes. All.
>Some gross white people
Sure, but there are lots of beautiful white people. Average white man >>>> "attractive" non-white man.
>>5155532
seconded
you're making me wanna kill myself anon
So, this just happened.
>>>/his/catalog
>>5155525
how did you find a gay guy when you were 15?
how did you meet?
TELL ME HOW THE FUCK YOU MET
>>5155525
>1st bf when i was 15
https://youtu.be/gucVm2CVOrU?t=15s
My bf died because he wasnt pretty enough
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>5155544
Aah, as a counterpoint to the science & math board?
I like it! Hopefully it won't get /pol/
>>5155547
We talked on same IRC channel and started meeting irl
He was bi so you can guess how it ended
>>5155560
>biscum
Not even once.
>>5155554
Too late
>>5155565
You didn't think about these things when you were young and in love
>>5155560
how come you happened to live near each other?
here on gaygen everyone either lives miles away or is like twice my age
>>5155325
Hard to pull off the two times I've tried.
I mean if your top is doing his job it should be pretty hard for you to concentrate on dick sucking
>>5155578
Small country, it took less than 2 hours by train
>>5155565
Calling them scum is extremely rude
If you dont know what youre getting into when you start dating a bi and then get hurt when he leaves, youre the one at fault
>>5155595
>white knighting biscum
>>5155595
>biscum enabler
To the firepit you go.
>>5155595
That anon said he was 15 so I can't really blame him. I did something similar when I was 17.
>>5155597
senpai can i ask you some questions?
>>5155580
Pretty much.
Comical rhythm keeping shenanigans are almost impossible to avoid.
And hurting the guy with his dick in your mouth, I'm terrified of accidentally grazing people.
>>5155602
Sure
>>5155605
1) When did you have your first relationship?
2) How is your relationship with your family?
3) What are you most afraid of?
4) What are you most proud of?
5) What do you want to leave behind when you die?
>>5155613
Real relationship 21
Fine
Nothing
[redacted for doxxing]
Who actually thinks like this lol I want to do a bunch of things now I don't care what I leave behind
>>5155544
Based
I started the Christian thread on there
Now I can learn stuff with pols retardation
>>5155601
I know he genuinely liked me but he was young too
I don't regret it
>>5155620
>retracted for doxxing
SENPAI HAS A LOVECHILD!
>>5155620
Not that anon.
>I want to do a bunch of things
Me too. Like I want to rub and kiss your tummy while I feed you a small strawberry rhubarb pie~ :3
>>5155620
>real relationship
when was youre first "unreal" relationship?
>>5155637
First dated a grill at 14
>>5155638
Then I'll get a small brush dip it in real fruit jam and start slowly and gently brushing your nipples, glans, foreskin (assuming you're uncut), balls, etc... then I'll lick/suck it slowly while I look at your eyes. :3
>>5155647
Pls no
that sounds sticky and horrible
>>5155647
Bob Ross shouldn't be making his way into your sex life, he's too pure for that.
>>5155649
Don't worry, I'll clean up everything~
I dont understand how you people got BFs when yuo were 15 and shit.
I mean, even though im a friendless NEET I can at least see *how* adults get bfs- they can use grindr and stuff to find other gay guys.
But how do people do it when theyre kids????
>>5155661
It's called communication.
>>5155662
I literally met my first openly gay person this week.
nobody was gay in school, nobody.
I want all my gay friends to live in the same area so we could hang out and do stuff instead of just talking over the internet.
>>5155665
this so hard.
>>5155664
There were an estimated 9 non heterosexual kids in my high school that I knew or suspected.
Where do you live?
why don't you have this?
>>5155672
i have something better
Standards
>>5155671
Fucking central london
i went to a posh allboys school, everyone was very uncomfortable with gayness and it was all super homophobic
there was one guy who had the gay lisp and i always thought was gay, but his facebook says he's straight so i guess not.
>>5155674
You killed me with that burn.
>>5155672
I don't know. I keep trying finding a bf but nothing. I should just kill myself.
>>5155679
>but his facebook says he's straight so i guess not
Maybe it's because of the super homophobic environment he grew up in, Anon?
You know, I always found it weird how people trashed all boys schools by saying they were super gay. If they'd ever stepped foot in one, they'd know differently.
But I guess some guys must still get up to some experimenting, despite the homophobic banter.
The Bible clearly and consistently labels any sexual activity outside of marriage or not between a man and a woman as sin, rebellion against God’s plan. But following this realization is good news: sin can be forgiven and lives can be changed through faith in Christ. The Corinthian believers are an example of such a change: “And [homosexuals] is what some of you were. But you were washed, you were sanctified, you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and by the Spirit of our God” (1 Corinthians 6:11). There is hope for all sinners: transsexuals, transgenders, those with gender identity disorder, transvestites and homosexuals, because of God’s forgiveness available in Jesus Christ.
Read that
>>5155674
>all that salt
chaturbate com/thosebrosnextdoor/
they're such a cute couple
Tfw no one would love me because of that tummy.
Tfw too insecure to hit on someone irl.
Tfw i would propably feel unconfortable as fuck during sex because im ashamed of my body.
Halp
>>5155701
>God gives men """""""""""""""""free will""""""""""""""""
>But you have to follow his plan, otherwise you'll be sent to hell
My head hurts.
>>5155661
It was actually easyer to get a Bf while Young and dumb
Everyone was confused, or better yet curious, so sex was on a try it out basis
>>5155715
You need to be 18+ to be on here, m8.
>>5155725
Im way over 18.
>>5155679
>I went to a posh allboys school, everyone was very uncomfortable with gayness and it was all super homophobic.
That would explain why you'd have missed all of them.
That's assuming your gaydar works fine.
Maybe that's an issue.
>>5155728
How old are you?
>>5155701
>There is hope for all sinners: transsexuals, transgenders, those with gender identity disorder, transvestites and homosexuals, because of God’s forgiveness available in Jesus Christ.
Very nice, but what's the meaning of forgiveness when you're buried under a pile of rocks and stones?
>>5155732
You dont
When in teens you fuck around with straights, and never speak of it again
>>5155737
25.
I started daily workout again.
Gotta stick to it now.
>>5155742
i fucked aroudn with a straight guy once.
i didnt go so well and, like you say, we never talked about it again.
>TFW NO FUCKING SAME-AGED BF TO BE CUTE WITH
AAAAAAAAAAARGH
would you like to be my bf?
THE ONE GODDAMN NIGHT OF THE YEAR
Where I'd be caught dead in a skirt and make-up
And I can't find where I stashed either.Grhahgh
>>5155744
Where do you live, cuddly tummy? :3
>>5155756
France :c
>>5155758
f r o g s o u t
go back to your cheese and revolutions and leave us alone
>>5155758
take a showeeeeeer
>>5155758
get out of here baguette stealer
>>5155758
Portugal here~ :3
Are you single and looking for a bf
>>5155430
I'm back now, had to drive with his dad who barely speaks English,
>>5155773
blimey took you a while senpai
play now?
There's nothing more hot than a frenchman calling you "chien" (bitch) or "pute" (whore) while ravaging your butt.
>>5155776
can a french person find me porn of this?
im curious as to how it sounds.
>>5155767
No idea what im looking for honestly, i'm so bad with all thos things :(
Even doing lewd stuff on cam freak me out because i dont wana show my body ><
Guess im a weirdo
>>5155775
Sure, bud
It's was pretty fast for being across town
>>5155782
neat
and also can i just clarify i didnt mean to call you senpai, that was the word filter >.<
>>5155783
Sure, you didn't, kohai
I think senpai should change his name "f a m" without spacing for posterity
>>5155785
I dont know...
I think i like girls too but the only things ive done was with a guy and i liked it.
>Do you want to come over later?
>"No sorry I've got penis cramps"
I don't have an appropriate reaction for this
>>5155823
block him he hads a i d s
>>5155805
not much to tell. it wasnt very sexy at all, it was awkward and dumb.
>be 15
>go camping as part of a school thing
>2 man tents
>get partnered with best friend, massive 6 foot 4 rower dude
>im like 5 foot 7
>as we go to sleep he kinda scoots up to me so we're almost spooning
>he has a boner
>i back up into him also so we're full-on spooning
>we kind of squirm together for like half an hour
>i get kind of bold and reach over to touch him
>he goes "WTF dude thats my dick"
>i wasnt even aiming for his dick i just wanted to hug...
>he backs off to the other side of the tent
>never talk about it again
yeah. it was just awkward and dumb and i regret fucking it up.
also amusingly nowadays he makes tons of homophobic comments 24/7
http://youtu.be/c3JI1ydtq4E
Happy Halloween /gaygen/
http://ellegedly.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/10424266_1.jpg
>>5155840
l-lewd
>>5155843
hawt
>tfw no Toto dog dicked bf
Halloween looks like so much fun
I wish I had friends to go to halloween parties with.
>>5155868
I've only been to one. Was fun as fuck.
I wish I stayed in contact with my friends from high school, even if they were kind of annoying.
>>5155873
I guess yeah but ive thougt about it for years and i just dont know.
Anyway im gonna sleep, have fun guys and thanks.
Just fuck my shit up
My costume was so goddamn nice but I can't find my motherfucking skirt GGRRGG I PLANNED IT SO WELL
>>5155868
"come join us & celebrate Halloween anon..."
http://www.projectq.us/images/galleries/12290/10-27-12_gay_halloween_heretic_rc_18__large.jpg
>>5155897
Jesus, go vent on social media or some shit.
I don't mind people talking about their lives here and there, but don't treat this place like your fucking Twitter feed.
>tfw uber driver is a cute blond girl
I feel things. ;_;
>>5155920
>girl
reeeee etc.
>>5155906
This place is literally a version of twitter and facebook for socially inept gay guys
>>5155927
and you of course.
>>5155924
I think im in love with her dude. Shes so soft-spoken and i didnt let her help me with the luggage cause Im a gentleman
>>5155920
>yes i'm bi lolol don't hit on me you silly boyz
>>5155935
If you want to talk about girls you should go to lesgen
>>5155935
>i didnt let her help me with the luggage cause Im a gentleman
you mean a sexist piece of shit?
>>5155941
No you guys are my friends and i will tell you everything whether you like it or not
>>5155948
how was the burger maki?
>>5155947
I was actually wondering whether id been a misogynist but when i said 'its okay, i got it' she looked at me and said thank you. So i think its fine.
>>5155955
>she looked at me and said thank you.
the patriarchy BRAINWASHED her into believing it is OK for MEN to consider her as a WEAKER SUBHUMAN
>>5155955
>>5155935
>>5155920
Cute girls make me feel things too, Anon. So long as they're not massive fucking bitches.
I guess it's instinctive, chivalry and all that.
Still think we need to gas the femmes though. Straight men are perfection after all, and we'll never have them for ourselves with those succubi around.
>>5155964
Does anyone else feel slightly sick looking at or hearing girls? Just their attitudes and general vanity make me feel ill.
>>5155968
yup
>>5155968
I envy them because they get the best guys and that makes me want to avoid them but I know it's not really their fault, so I try not to be an asshole about it.
>>5155968
I'd only fuck one if it meant being able to lure her boyfriend into a threesome and then slowly lock her out of the sex, but that's just me.
And I want them to love me so I know they desire me but can never have me no matter how hard they try.
>>5155968
Sometimes. Usually it's just intense hatred.
There's this one slag I see around university every now and then who is always bitching about someone when I stand in her vicinity. She strikes me as particularly vile, and that's the type of woman I hate the most. Not even clever about her bitchiness, just a straight up asshole. The couple of times I've had to work with her, I always pretend I've forgotten her name, just because I know it triggers her to see a man not putting her on a pedestal.
Straight men are nearly always okay to get along with, at least by themselves.
>>5155968
>gays
>not having shitty attitudes or problems with vanity in general
huh...
>>5155985
I like your mind.
>>5155833
>tfw share deep childhood trauma
>nobody replies
o-okay
>>5155985
>And I want them to love me so I know they desire me but can never have me no matter how hard they try
This is so much fun, and is partially why I make sure to butch it up a little around strangers.
>tfw you lead her on for months, then tell her you like dudes
>>5155994
I don't see how that's a traumatic experience desu
>>5155998
i did that onetime but by accident - i was astill figuring shit out
it was kinda fun...
>>5156001
i guess im just a pansy, but i have regular nightmares about it
worst experience of my life
>>5156001
>desu
what
since when to be honest changes automatically into desu?
asking because I haven't logged in 4chan in a couple of days because I was banned.
>>5155994
Jesus if you think that was trauma, what the fuck do you consider your parents grounding you? Abuse?
>>5156012
it's a halloween thing senpai
>>5156012
Welcome to 4chan, newfriend. Sometimes, on special occasions, such as Halloween, filters are put in place for the lulz.
>>5156003
>I know straight guys would never have interest in me, so I have no interest in them.
I try to think this way too but some straight guys make it soooo fucking difficult.
Like, I me this straight guy earlier this year and he's super cute and affectionate and always hugging me and stuff.
One time we were studying at his place at there was something I didn't understand and I got mad and he stood behind me, rubbed my shoulders, jockingly kissed my head and said "now, clam down, I'll explain it to you."
AAAAAAAAAAAH
>>5156021
Oh, I see. Started browsing 4chan in december last year so I missed the previous halloween thing.
>>5156026
Oh come on dude he can't be straight. Or he knows you're gay and he's teasing you, I've have someone do that to me before.
>>5156012
try typing
"get c u c k ed, s m h t b h f a m"
>>5156026
A straight boss of mine winked at me once. My reproductive system nearly exploded.
>>5156033
It's not just on Halloween, though. There are other occasions where stuff happens sometimes board-wise or site-wise. This year japmoot (hiroyuki) decided to make it site-wise.
>>5156003
>Fucking a women sounds disgusting to me.
At times you gotta make sacrifices to get the fun stuff.
>>5156035
he is tho
it's just some stupid bro stuff bullshit
they treat each other like that all the time but it's entirely platonic. Kind of a bromance or #nohomo things (although I've never heard him say any of those words, thank god)
and since I'm a dude, I'm a 'bro' as well for him even though I'm gay (yes, he knows it) so he treats me like one.
So, I'm in some sort of brozone.
>>5156056
The brozone layer is shrinking due to climate change so don't worry you'll be out of there in no time.
Who is your pop fave, gaygen?
>inb4 i don't listen to top 40 pop music
>>5156063
>climate change
yeah, if he keeps making me hot he's going to hug me one day and my diamond dick will stab his lower belly, killing him in a matter of minutes.
Then I'll be out.
>>5156078
justin bieber
>>5155998
>then tell her you like dudes
Why not let them think they have a chance if only they tried hard enough?
>>5156078
Is hozier pop? i like him
but i dony really listen to top 40 music :^)
i like kanye west - is he top 40?
My daddy is even orange on top and all over :3
>>5156102
>no body hair
EWWWWWWWW
>>5156112
He does but it's red and doesn't show up on film well
>>5156078
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Hello everyone Saw a Daddy thread so just wanted to pop in and say Happy Halloween. Hope you are all having a good night.
>>5156648
Time stamp or fuck off
>>5156744
Come and make me.
why so dead?? dont tell me all the homos are actually out socializing
>>5155013
Rate potential new bf.
>>5157019
pls no
>>5156997
Everybody's out getting fucked.
God dammit, I was supposed to be spending tonight getting Halloween-shitfaced with my friends, but instead, one of them dragged us to fucking rocky horror picture show, which didn't allow alcohol, so we were all forced to share from two flasks.
Why do people enjoy that bullshit? Worst movie I've ever seen, coupled with people fucking throwing shit at us and yelling rehearsed lines at the screen. Ugh, I'm so pissed off. I don't get to go out with my friends much, and that really ruined tonight.
>>5157110
explain
>>5157148
Alternate wording: ew.
>>5157155
Explain!
Not give synonyms
>>5157159
He looks like he's too fat to even move properly. I knew a guy with his sort of build once, and his main form of locomotion was waddling.
>tfw this really hot guy on Instagram
>he looks very straight
>but never posts pictures of him with a girl
>it's always guy friends
Is he gay?
>>5157170
The only way to tell would be if he only had pictures of him with girls desu. Him with only guys is just too ambiguous.
>>5155968
Nope, I love girls.
I'm incredibly stereotypical when it comes to this. I can only be friends with females, I mostly listen to female musicians (not the shitty pop ones, of course, cause I ain't no pleb) and the vast majority of the people I look up to are females.
i'm a man in my 40's who is an online daddy to several gay boys in their early teens.
and it's a good thing for them........'cause they really need me.
>>5155985
>I'd only fuck one if it meant being able to lure her boyfriend into a threesome and then slowly lock her out of the sex, but that's just me.
i like you alot
