This thing edition.
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▶Makeup Tutorial: http://imgur.com/a/JO33K/
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▶Trans Info Dump: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1d9KKqP9IHa5ZxU84a_Jf0vIoAh7e8nj_lCW27KbYBh0/edit?usp=sharing
▶Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶but some anons, i assume, are good people.
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▶HRT info: https://web.archive.org/web/00000000000000/http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶Minecraft Server: minecraft.is-so.moe
Previous thread
>>5126178
>>5128011
Every girl needs more flats. Much approve +1
HOWEVER
Winter's coming up, so you might want to consider some new boots!
I should have called it vanity edition
i wanna talk about sex
>>5128029
Me too.
>tfw boring normie
All things considered, I guess I should be happy for being reasonably happy with where I am.
>>5128032
c-can I ?
i notice people start feeling some type of way when i say stuff or when i got bored and was posting stuff from /gif/ the other day hahahah
>>5127961
last time I did I got bullied so no :(
>>5127980
well I ignored weight and all that cause I don't want to edit the frames cause I'm bad at art >>
plus I'm losing weight pretty fast so in a month I'll only be 4000 anyway
Also fixed it so it's not as boring
I had a little breakdown though cause I realized I don't want to marry a girl anymore.
Like I think I just am kinda like I want to do lewd with them and maybe have a relationship but never anything super serious
>>5128033
>Black pants
>Button up shirt
>High-cut red shit underneath
Why not shorts and a top that actually shows off some cleavage?
>>5128013
I haven't done one of these before but I saw this submitted before and I thought this was p funny
>>5128033
This is basically me except I was holding the C programming book 5 years ago.
>>5128037
I love talking about sex!
>>5128010
i would rather like to gain weight
my parents are deeaaaddd
>>5128013
here is my thing
again
>>5128033
You don't need to get any skinnier. You're adorable the way you are
>>5128019
Yassss but I already bought winter gear which is why I'm flat broke now. Tons of cute clothes that I can wear in the 300 sq feet of my one bedroom apartment
>>5128052
Lots of processed simple carbs. They do a terrible job of filling ou up.
>>5128042
I don't like showing off skin, and I live far enough north that I don't generally wear shorts at this time of year. Also, that's a red shirt with cardigan, not a button up, I just suck at drawing.
>>5128042
trip on kayla
I have done one of these~
If I bought this jumper would it be like a tranny signifier to other girls?
>>5128059
you are super cute
>>5128033
seems like you looked kinda strange 5 years ago tbh
>>5128059
oh, you beat me to it, but I have 2 black coats that will be making debuts this winter
Should I get this and wear it around the geeky gamer boys?
le repost
>>5128000
oh my god can you not follow the thread of a simple conversation? that's not me
>>5128080
>i really need someone's weight on top of me and in me and holding me down until i orgasm and i want to cry out their name really loudly and scream okay no more sorry bye
>>5128071
I thought you already bought it kiwi
>>5128069
lol cute. i like punk rock you
>>5128073
<3
>>5128085
Star Wars is lame.
>>5128085
You will be getting the D if you do
>>5128080
oh god I know that feel :(
fuuuuuuck :((((((((((((((((
>>5128085
yes and wear your best bra and tell them that you have a dick
>>5128071
That shirt goes on my to-buy list. Love it. Don't really give a damn if it gives me away as tranny, which I'm pretty sure it won't.
>>5128071
post an amazon link please. You've posted that before and it was super cute and I want it.
>>5128097
I love it
And it's amazing beta bait
>>5128056
Awe thanks anon. I really would like to work off the 10 pounds I gained over the past year though ;~;
>>5128049
Yeah, technically I learned C ages ago, I just wanted to throw something in there to just signify where I'm at with my life (ie. at school to program)
>>5128074
I was a rather fucked up individual 5 years ago, and was making some pretty poor decisions, both fashionwise and lifewise. Babytran phase.
>>5128059
Also, that's a really cute jacket ^^
tfw there's only one season where you live and you wear summer clothes all year long
>>5128110
Ohhhh I see.
Yeah good idea. It might be fun to have some guilty-pleasure cuteshoes just for showing off to yourself, but I know how tight money is
>>5128094
Thanks :V
>>5128118
that's what the suede wedges are for :3 (i had to dig into baby's first girl clothes pics for this and jesus they are cringe inducingly awful hon tier shit)
>>5128115
thanks bb :D
>>5128107
fashion police here,
you should not buy that ridiculous top
>>5128107
It's not me who posted it before (I'm not kiwi), but I'm very tempted to buy it. Just not sure if I can spare the cash.
http://infectedco.bigcartel.com/product/loser
>>5128059
Dat jacket, would rock
Why am I an ugly hon who can't pass /mtfg/?
>>5128045
AGP
how do I stop being such a shallow fuck?
looking terrible shouldn't ruin everything else about my life
>>5128140
>taking fashion advice from bb's.
Waiting on this to come in the mail. I think it's really cute in a lame way.
>>5128143
Not as bad or as honnish as rawr tbh
And hey, at least the entire thread doesn't want you dead for being a retarded ugly faggot.
>>5128029
>that moment when you spread peanut butter on your nipples and gt and your dog licks you clean then he takes full control of your butt with his knot
>>5128143
just stop making these retarded faces and you'll be alright
>>5128151
I am still a forever alone hone that doesn't pass though.
melly murdered a 13 year old girl and lives in her room now
>>5128162
Still not as bad as rawr.
>>5128162
you look like an average mestizo
too bad daddies don't want you because of your microcock
>>5128164
#thug lyfe
>>5128143
I really want that painting on the right
hehhehee i found secret halloween cookies and nutella my sis was hiding from me
why won't daddies pay me FFS?
Anyone down to play a steam game or somethin?
hi
im here to talk about cute boys
>>5128156
I really do need to eat better
I know I need general therapy (not just gender therapy) as I'm pretty sure I've inherited OCD from my crazy dad but after how difficult the disability stuff has been to trudge through, and how infamously shitty the UK mental health services are, I'm scared that going and asking for help would just be even more depressing.
>makeup
>working out
working on it but my coordination means I'm unlikely to get better than I am right now; been practising piano for 10 years and still never gotten to Grade 1, for example
It's no wonder my swimming hasn't been doing much for my fitness, I'm so shit at it the lifeguard came over to me today when I was a few lengths in to check on me because he thought I was drowning or something
>>5128154
Would this work with human boys?
>>5128185
>people are just going to see a jersey with loser on it
I can see it working in certain situations but I don't want to pay 50$ especially if I'm going to pay shipping on top of that.
>this fits your personality
I thought so too!
>>5128188
Uhm probably not because boys are pretty fierce but not as fierce as dogs.
>>5128164
i ONLY HAVE LIKE ONE POSTER THAT IS LIKE FROM A 12 YEAR OLD'S ROOM.
i FOR THE MOST PART ONLY PUT WORTHY ART UP IN MY ROOM.
>>5128166
still honish
>>5128168
yeah no chaser want my dick and I am a pure blood Indian.
>>5128175
http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/imagining-creation-starry-night
http://www.allposters.com/-sp/Achilles-Posters_i10620927_.htm
http://www.amazon.com/Genesis-Poster-Print-35x23-Stephens/dp/B000EEH1H2
idk which one you are talking about.
sooooooooooooo fucking uggo
>>5128195
tfw no werewolf boyfriend to combine the best of both
>>5128199
Why do you never show the top of your head like ever
Does anyone want to do a murder/suicide pact? I feel myself reaching the limits of my sanity and I don't know how much more I can take.
>>5128199
Not really. You look fine and quite beautiful, even.
>>5128199
>lolita dress
you are a hon
>>5128201
hot
>>5128209
That's what therapists, suicide helplines and social workers are for.
>>5128199
You look decent enough, but people are probably going to cringe at that dress
>>5128209
I'll make a suicide pact with you, but you're not allowed to do it without me and I'm busy today.
>>5128209
no need to kill myself
i'll just wait for homophobes to kick my face in when i first go out in girl mode
>>5128214
None of those people are typically down for suicide pacts.
>>5128205
>Why do you never show the top of your head like ever
Happy?
>>5128211
then why can't I get a date? That is right because I am a fat ugly hon.
>>5128212
it is a Halloween costume.
>tfw no bf
>>5128199
lies, you are mexican, jewish, japanese and white piggu
>>5128214
Im kinda passed the "hanging on others fake sympathy" for me phase. The therapist I was seeing stopped responding to me the moment she learned I wouldnt be able to schedule any more appointments for a few weeks.
>>5128013
i did it! i did a thing!
>>5128223
says a creepy guy who had a gf
>>5128223
Are you ok with a bf that uses she/her and looks like a girl?
>>5128154
my dog is a straight female
and she doesn't like peanut butter
>>5128223
Seems like a screencap from the wrong anime for that post :^)
>>5128223
i know that feel jormy
>>5128226
rawr is polish too
move to czicago, it's a polish colony
>>5128226
>Right Now
>18
>Five years ago
>11
>>5128236
You've been here for years, so I doubt my saying anything will help, but you're fine. Clean up your hair, do your makeup, fix your posture, and you'll be fine.
Exercise a bit, too.
>>5128236
i am hispanic. bazinga
and this cuntry doesn't belong to you either
it belongs to me
>>5128241
woo there's another 18 year old here! What do you do for fun? Everyone I know only ever goes out to drink at bars
what can i do to improve my body /mtfg/
https://unsee.
cc/garubezo/
>>5128241
>polish math
>>5128247
Caddy is 26 fam
>>5128183
the nose and mouth in that image is 2 dots
>>5128223
tfw no bf/gf
>>5128154
>>5128250
it better not be another shock image courtesy of your genitals, melly
>>5128250
Lose some of that extra weight. Maybe buy some boobs, when you can.
Not bad though.
>>5128257
i'm not melly
Humans are the weakest species
All they do is fight for power with no care for each other
>>5128207
yeah mb.
i realized i am super gross now. like i just can't stop thinking about boys ever it's really gross.
stay away from me everyone
>>5128250
why is your waist like that and why isnt there any fat in your hips?
>tfw no whimpy bf I can ballbust
>>5128243
I been here for years because no one wants me. I am ugly, even when I lose weight and drop money on good make up and hair it doesn't matter. I am just so uggo.
>>5128246
I am pure Indian. The blood of montezuma flows through my veins ffs.
See here is a picture of my dad to prove it.
http://i.imgur.com/uopbcRh.jpg
>>5128250
put one of theses in your mouth
https://unsee
.cc/gomipuza/
>>5128261
i don't know who you are but i assumed from the first letter you are melly. sorry
awkward
>>5128250
>those thighs
>>5128256
>tfw you will never be trained by dogs to be their bitch and learn to be the ultimate knotmaster
why even live
>>5128272
maybe ur ugly inside melly...........? and you need to be beautiful inside........before you can be beautiful outside???
lol idk
hows your aunt btw? did she die yet?
>>5128250
Definitely need to lose a bit of weight around the middle and gain it back so HRT can do its thing, possibly do some leg exercises. Not bad though tbh.
http://strawpoll.me/5834650
>>5128279
What is that?
>>5128274
Those are pretty average thighs. Raise your bar.
>>5128272
shit, he white as fuck
i can't believe how none WASP features were passed down from your dad
>>5128264
why don't you believe I'm 18?
Would you kill your family and/or friends for a chance to have the power of a god?
>>5128250
How many months have you been on HRT again Marina?
You have huge hip dips like me.
>>5128287
Are they? They look pretty floofy to me
>>5128284
Quality Lalalily 2.0 post.
Guys I had my first injection of estradiol valerate from my doctors today in my butt and now the side they injected hurts, is this normal?
>>5128292
Depends on the chance.
If it's like 1/1,000,000, then no.
>>5128292
well, yes ofc i would. Once im god i can just bring them back to life. who wouldnt tbh
>>5128274
guys have thighs like that too tbh
>>5128292
If you were a god couldn't you just bring them back?
>>5128284
>white sauce
>chicken
You think you know a girl and then drop a pizza bomb like that on you... tsk tsk.
>>5128292
I'd kill everyone in mtfg to have god powers tbqh.
how to kill the gross disgusting hip dips?
>>5128298
Yup.
Every time I do my AA shot my bum really hurts for a while after.
>>5128295
can I get an explanation for this meme
>>5128289
Because I think you accidentally outed yourself as 16 with that picture.
>>5128300
But that's the kicker.
You are not allowed to bring them back
>>5128302
It's sore when I move. Someone kiss my boo boo plz. :'(
>>5128305
me too
do you also have to take more E than usual because your metabolism uses it way too quickly?
>>5128269
You're a shit meme that's why you're single.
>>5128309
i would insert my girldick in god's ear
>>5128281
which one? The one who loved me alot, yeah sure did. idk I have a some what okay job now, trying to get a better one. I am just disappointed in the dating market. I lost like 45 pounds in the last three months too.
>>5128285
pretty stamps or ask Jocelyn. I am pretty sure she knows what they are.
>>5128288
nah I got a lot of them. The worst one is my flat white ass.
>>5128305
no, it is cool art.
https://unsee
.cc/dotarupe/
>>5128269
>If it makes you feel any better my first gf looked like a boy
If it makes you feel any better YOU look like a boy.
>>5128320
>kill your family
>become god
>nothing happens
>tfw u were god all along and all god can actually do is experience his universe bit by bit as its infinite fractal structure rotates through itself forever
>>5128318
...wat? I'm an anon. what picture are you talking about?
my dream is to be basic
>>5128306
wat
poopie poopie de da doo!
>>5128334
>the worst one is my flat white ass.
this is worse than holocaust. kill your dad
>>5128327
>>5128335
What did I do?
>>5128337
But what would you do if your friends or family turned against you for their chance to be God?
Would you slay them?
>>5128343
yes 6 months in
how long should i wait?
thanks but it's not my drawing
>>5128312
Nothing gets rid of hip dips other then surgery like fat transfers or silicon injections if your desperate.
Post lewd things tbh.
>>5128342
The battle against the jew nose.
Nice taste in partners btw.
>>5128343
the inheritance thing is in limbo. she was only one of the aunts I was suppose to get something from.
>>5128350
>get stuck with a jewish surname
>flat white ass
>big fat feet
>beard
>huge forehead
>weird skin tone
thanks for the mixing
here is my mom holding me as a baby btw.
http://i.imgur.com/6Dcw8rl.jpg
>>5128352
you're a poo poo face
>>5128343
It's not actually that gendered, at least the love handles aren't entirely so. Like, it's considered a thing for people with KS, for example, if they gain weight.
It can, however, be lost.
>>5128363
mtfg related
>>5128320
but that means you can't possibly have the power of a god, so the deal's off
>>5128365
>The battle against the jew nose.
story of my life, fam. still, nosejob in february
>>5128363
wow that is lewd elanna..!
>>5128379
I like jormy funposts
>>5128373
oh
well
hmmm
idek
Girls is it weird to find Muslim, Arabic religious man reaaaaly sexy?
>>5128363
I had a quick look on /d/ for werewolf porn, but I couldn't find anything. Sorry :/
>>5128373
what's KS ?
>>5128363
You should let me drag you to bed and hold your hand and gently nibble your ear
>>5128352
Consistently act like a dumb twat you shitter. Why don't you go meet that guy that wanted to eat you out if you want a bf?
>>5128363
>>5128366
you think you got it bad but you haven't seen anything yet. dad is a skinny skeleton, mom's a plump goddess. guess what i am like? skinnyfat as fuck
say no to race mixing with white people seriously
also you look like your dad there which is funny because you look like your mom now
>dad comes over to watch the walking dead
>starts going on about halo 5 then goes over to my moms computer and starts blasting dubstep out of it while talking to her
this is my life
>>5128382
How much are they charging you for it again?
I'm planning to get one too.
>>5128395
Kaneki-kun is my husbando.
tfw detrans but don't have the balls to just get it over and kill you'reself
>>5128390
Kleinfelter's Syndrome.
>>5128390
Kleinfelter syndrome aka xxy aka my fucked up body
>>5128386
They're shitposts and incessantly repetitive. Who am I to judge an idiot makes the same unfunny jokes all the time and people still laugh.
>>5128404
dont kill yourself ! <3
>>5128402
b-but Jormy you don't pass.....post another pic on unsee though if you want. Also I ain't oddish or any trips tbqh.
>>5128403
£4,200
>>5128385
Sorry, I know I'm into some kinky shit ;~;
>>5128389
>tfw still go to /d/ when literally nothing else can get me in the mood
>>5128391
W-would you kiss my neck too? o.o
>>5128395
wat
>>5128378
Then you are nothing but a weak human
>>5128406
well, at least you're not as T poisoned as me
but i bet it sucks though
>>5128396
i am just fat lol
I am basically everything. It would be cool if I could be one or two things, not everything outside of Africans and south east Asian.
>>5128404
>tfw I am thinking of detrans since no one wants me.
>>5128406
iktf feel and i iktfw pais grade 3 too.
Oh, I went shopping my costumes and I found out what freaks we are.
>>5128402
Sorry dude you don't pass if people talk to you like a man.
>>5128404
Don't have a bunch of trains and subwaysx where you are at?
Jump in front of one
>>5128382
>nosejob in february
Hey, me too!
>>5128378
idk maybe I'll just be ridiculous and loopy instead but I usually sleep all day Sundays
>>5128388
It's a little unusual and also kind of funny but it's nothing to worry yourself about.
>>5128419
Okay so that before and after does make a pretty good halloween couple's costume I have to admit....
>>5128419
donatello and caitlyn
ready to kick butts
>>5128414
>W-would you kiss my neck too? o.o
Definitely. I'd also hold tightly against me. We would feel each beat of each other's hearts.
>>5128420
>chaser tastes
>>5128408
nice meme
>>5128419
fuck off you cunt. nobody wants you because you're a lazy, mooching, whiny, piece of shit, not because you don't pass or are particularly ugly or whatever
>>5128424
i've got a railway and highway that regularly have trains and trucks coming through at full speed like 600 feet away from my house. i'm just too much of a little fag to take advantage
>>5128420
he also sounds like a dude
Which is least shit: Pizza Hut or Dominos?
>>5128436
even if he was a chaser he would still have some standards not to target gross transbian tech nerd men like jormy
try harder
hey, weird question, but I want to wrap my [spoiler]cock[/spoiler] in a ribbon bow as part of an outfit, and I know I'd fuck it up by getting soft, so how so I get viagra? like do I just go into a pharmacy and ask the lady to give me pills to make my dongo hard?
are we still doing these
>>5128436
Yeah I must be a chaser because she never gets gendered female. Keep up the delusions hon.
>>5128443
Sounds like you're either a jealous hon or a chaser that got turned down by jormy. Which one is it?
>>5128444
fetishist get out
reeeee
>>5128438
I am not lazy nor am I moochy. I am whiny and a piece a shit though.
I just want a career and not to be ugly.
>>5128441
Pizza hut is less shit, but that is like saying what is better, eating human shit or eating dog shit. I am going to go clean my room now. It has been a week and it has gotten messy.
>>5128417
um i willfully T poisoned myself because I thought it would make my parents love me more.
>>5128366
Gonna need to see those feet anon.
>>5128447
>the angry words of a mad hon
>parents went to "Kinky Boots" while they were in New York
>>5128441
Definitely dominos. Pizza hut goes to shit when it gets cold, I don't know why. Probably cause it's so greasy.
When they're both fresh it's pretty even, depends what kind of stuff you like on your pizza.
>>5128455
>nor am I moochy
hahahahahahahaha
ms "here's all the stuff i bought with daddy's money and also how do i pass as a boy so i get some money when my aunt croaks" not moochy?
>>5128451
why would i be jealous of him when there are actually passable girls like ufufu to be jealous of?
>>5128441
Domino's, ideally neither.
>>5128451
So funny. Jormy is a pretty perfect intersex femboy girl uguu.
It's a shame the reality is so jarringly different to your delusions hon.
>>5128465
K I L L Y O U R S E L F
>>5128438
>nice meme
not a meme
i care and i dont want you to kill yourself. and if you really wanted to commit suicide you would actually do it, instead of posting here.
at least thats what i do but im not you so w/e
at any rate, considering checking yourself into a psychiatric hospital or calling a suicide hotline because one or both of those things might help you through this time of need.
>>5128411
Me irl
>>5128420
Anon have you transitioned? People don't automatically treat you different once you pass.
>>5128458
>Whenever people are that close you know that there's generally no clothes on right?
no there'd definitely be clothes on. We'd fall asleep like that, no lewd stuff.
>>5128456
ouch
>>5128013
mine
confession time
i want to rub my girlstick against kayla's girlstick and pinch her big udders
>>5128456
God, I'm really sorry :/
I got lucky that my family doctor was a good person.
Why the hell does the Domino's app have chromecast support? What is the purpose?
Jörmy is intersex and perfect :^)
Will she fuck me yet please?
>>5128482
lmao why do you want to look like a bratz doll
>>5128482
>that ideal partner
The big dick and money crack me up every time you post this
>>5128482
So your dream is to be ufufu? Glad we could unpack that insecurity.
>>5128482
off yourself
>>5128479
People treat you differently when you pass hon. You would get it if you would transition. Alas autism prevents you caring about anything except your DOTA rank.
>>5128482
don't kid yourself
we all know you got the hots for a BBC man
my life until I die
>>5128510
i loled
>tfw want to masturbate but nothing is getting you in the mood enough
related
>tfw no (g/b)f
also holy shit I had to solve like 30 captchas to get it to click
how do people draw good on the thing
>>5128468
>ufufu
>passable
Trip on ufufu he doesn't pass at all the dude is 6 feet tall and built like a linebacker with Steve buscemi eyes
>>5128480
Oh ;~;
>>5128490
Idk, so people can decide on a pizza as a group on the tv? Seems kind of pointless.
>>5128511
TRIP ON ME
REEEEEEE HOW DO I KEEP DOING THIS
Wow cooked dinner and it was like...wut
>Planned on making indian curry with veggies for roommate and I, she gets pork, I get soy churizo
>Pork went bad
>Soy churizo is way too crumbly
ended up making like indian chili but it's still good!
>>5128517
Are you upset honny?
>>5128517
Jormy, beloved of bitter hons.
>>5128510
Fukken saved, I kekked
I got pizza from work with capers, olives, anchovies and buffalo mozzarella on, who will mock me for the superior taste of Napoli, I will fight you
>>5128503
Why would people who knew me pre-transition start treating me like a girl if try don't know I'm transitioning though? People don't go "ohh you look more feminine now you must be a girl"
Where'd all these anon shitters come from?
>>5128517
This
No transgirls here even pass at all
If I was actually in a room with you freaks id just go 360 degrees and walk away
>>5128513
what the fuck is wrong with you? stop playing dumb, your "want to be" is obviously ufufu. you always attacked her but now we know you only did this because you were jealous of her looks
uhhhh so the guy who sent me his life story on okcupid is actually an amazing painter holy fuck i love him
>>5128506
well, at least your body and face weren't fucked up afterwards
i never grew that much beard but my face is 100% manly from slow t poisoning over years
>>5128529
>Olives
Disgusting.
>>5128517
>defending Jormy
>ufufu he doesn't pass at all the dude is 6 feet tall and built like a linebacker with Steve buscemi eyes
>Jormy's defender is Ufufu's /vg/ stalker troll
this is all starting to make sense
>>5128532
Chasers judging us
I don't know what I'm doing with my life. If I sit and do nothing then it feels like I'm just letting it pass me by but if I go out and try to be social then I just feel like a giant fake. There's no winning.
>>5128513
And he's racist. Nice to know you'll be doing the world a favor when you inevitably kill yourself.
>>5128532
>360 degrees and walk away
We meet again, 2006
>>5128529
I'm vegetarian so take off the anchovies and that's perf.
If I wasn't vegetarian I'd have as is. no tomatoes?
>>5128532
>Where'd all these anon shitters come from?
They failed their own transitions/lives and need to take down those with hope or potential.
>>5128520
Awh, you seem upset. Are cuddles alone not good enough for you?
>>5128503
Trip on booger
>>5128530
You wouldn't understand because you don't pass m8.
>>5128536
;-; show his picture please
I am having a love boner right now
>>5128534
what the fuck are you talking about?
>>5128549
be nice
>>5128534
probably why she specificially apologised to ufufu for all the shit that she flung at her
did i do this right
>>5128553
>oh noez the secret is out
>>5128537
my bod isn't but my hairline, nose and brow are fucked. you inject T 16-18 and it warps you into a shitty replica of your dad
>>5128548
O-oh I love cuddles, I just know that when things get to the point that I'm being kissed on the neck, having ears nibbled, and held tightly, the fires are probably stoked ;~;
>>5128556
>sane
>>5128565
>angie
>>5128545
I'm a weak ass vegetarian because I have a thousand years of fishing history in my family. They're cool with trans, but if I stopped eating fish they'd disown me for sure.
yeah tomato base is a given, unless its specified bechemel- bechemel base pizza with mushrooms and truffle oil, unf, get inside me
>>5128560
lmao i can't believe i haven't thought of this before but you made me just realize that since i've never met my real dad i wonder how he would react to me being a tranny
>>5128561
he is a professor of painting actually
>>5128542
lost in translation is seriously my favorite movie ever. i cry every time
>>5128569
Trip on Sonic.
>>5128510
at least you become thin
Secrets #27: Kayla is a failed man who transitioned so that someone would take care of him.
>>5128573
it's all good lol. I'm not one of the shitty HOW DARE YOU vegetarians, I'm only doing it cause diet and don't want extra test.
oh shiiiiiiit yum
I didn't know they had bechemel in Napoli, I figured it was mostly french.
>>5128556
no self-reflection whatsoever
classic sonic
>>5128573
>They're cool with trans, but if I stopped eating fish they'd disown me for sure.
hah
>>5128560
ok, my body isn't the worst tbh
and i have really small hands which is nice
but my face is just fucked beyond repair
i really need full FFS or i have no chance of passing
>big jew nose
>GIANT chin
>jaw is pretty angular (at least not that big)
>forehead goes on for miles and miles
>small lips
>long philtrum
>small eyes
>>5128573
>I have a thousand years of fishing history in my family
ayy you're definitely from East Anglia
they don't call it 'angling' for nothing
that's literally the etymology of the word, Angles (as in Anglo-Saxon), Angeln, Anglia, angling.
>>5128550
Anon are you a chaser? You seem very upset. I'm sorry if I rejected you
honestlay the more weight i lose the better i feel about myself but i still need to find something better to do with my hair lolol
>>5128573
>if I stopped eating fish they'd disown me for sure
My grandparents don't even quite understand the concept. To them vegetarian is just someone who doesn't aet things that live above the sea.
>>5128597
get a buzz cut, get a suporn vagina, go deep stealth, and pass yourself off as a terf so nobody questions your womanhood
>>5128597
see like not hugboxing at all, but I can't believe people shit talk you cause you pass really well.
Also hair looks great to me but I like having messy whatever hair haha
>>5128597
What about something with braids? Although it's probably a lot of work in most cases.
>>5128591
Your chaser is the white knight m8.
I'm sorry you have trouble talking about passing. It must be very hard for you to be over a year on HRT and not get gendered female.
It's a shame you have to make excuses for yourself to keep the delusion up.
>>5128582
bech is french, I'm based in the uk, but my favourite pizza supposedly is based on Napoli ingredients and I'm hungry and want another pizza now.
I love being a devil's advocate vegetarian in that people expect me to get all animal welfare, cruel meat production, wasteful, evil industry etc, where before I'd eat veal, like I give a fuck. Mines to avoid extra test and also meat cooking is boring, vegetarian cooking you have to be creative with. But it's fun to bait people into belting out their anti-veg arguments or eating meat they don't like out of carnivorous principle to actually just not give a fuck. I've made at least three wimps choke down haggis because they loooove meat so much (ps haggis is delicious)
>>5128564
Well maybe there could be uh m-more than just cuddles, but I wouldn't be the one to initiate.
>>5128603
That sounds fun, can it be done without the vag?
>>5128603
>Autism
>>5128597
>tfw never gonna pass as good as ufufu
;__; brb sudoku
>>5128597
Wow, you pass with flying colours.
>>5128614
its true
kayla wants to be the redheaded ufuf
>>5128589
i don't have a jew nose, i have a huge mediterranean one but otherwise this is basically me
>>5128613
>not wanting a suporn vagina
pic related
>>5128611
O-oh that's fine, I've learned to be kind of forward o///o;
I'm not that innocent anymore ;~;
>>5128609
Most of the thread is anon. The trips like you are like our lolcows because of all your dramas.
>>5128622
jew nose isn't really the right thing to describe my nose either
i just have a really broad nose with a big bump on it
>>5128610
ohh ok haha I assumed you were Napoli
Yea, like I don't really care to much about the whole shitstorm behind it honestly, and I hate when vegetarians get all high and mighty and OMG VEGANS. WTF SHUT UP.
But I have to disagree about meat cooking being boring! Like vegetarian cooking is really creative, but I feel that meat cooking can be so multi-dimensional, especially when you combine multiple techniques in order to get a good product! Although one of my fav things is to combine meat and veggie style cooking to make something interesting and unique (like chicken falafel)
And real haggis is banned in burgerland so I'll have to go to britbongastan to try it some time :(
Hello?
>>5128628
It's not shit talking when it's true. Like you not passing dude.
>>5128628
good point. although it's always nice to get a helpful anon, like the one who was here yesterday helping people with voice advice
>>5128639
>wanting to use gt to plow pussy/asspussy
idktf...
>>5128604
he wouldn't pass well without his hair. he'd look like another fat 13 year old boy with steve buscemi eyes who put on his mom's makeup for the first time
>>5128643
but you never know, it could be that same anon that's shittalking people. That's the beauty of being anon, you can be nice and mean at the same time.
>>5128632
that's a slavic/celtic nose, retard
Is FFXIV good? /v/ says it's shit now but they say that about anything that isn't das1.
>>5128651
still looks fine to me.
I feel like you're just over scrutinizing or you just want to talk ill of ufufu. I know I'm new so idk what has happened, but to me, ufufu passes well.
>>5128639
>some trannies like to plow pussy/asspussy
iktf
but only asspussies of other trannies
>>5128627
h-how long would you be able to resist while feeling my hard nips pressing up against you?
>>5128656
nah, that's not quite right either
>>5128651
teh fuck is wrong with you anons?
>inb4 anons are actually trips dissing on each other because they don't pass as well.
what a cancerous place
>>5128665
>not plowing men
are you some sort of faggot?
>>5128663
his midface is too long to pass the female ratio tbh
and of course
>muh lighting (or the absence of it)
>>5128659
I like it, but it's best when you're in a good social free company. All of my fc mates drifted away from playing so now idk what to do. Anyone want to start an mtfg fc?
>>5128669
I am actually a trip but posting as anon is more exciting
are we having fun yet?
>>5128676
Looks like a girl. A girl with a bad hair due in that picture but still a girl.
>>5128667
I-I dunno, I've never been in such a situation o////o;
I have experience in some things but this is outside my domain of experience tbh
Why not find out? ^^
>>5128670
i like being plowed by men better
>>5128681
>bad hair
slavic genes
not even kidding, he's half-polish half-italian
>>5128674
> delusional hon wildly points fingers
It's more fun when you drop your trip.
>>5128663
why don't you post your tier list again so we can know what else you think about everyone you fat piece of shit?
>>5128589
yeah can't wait for February tbh, nosejob then, brow done the year after, and hopefully by year 2 HRT will have sorted out my hairline and I won't need that done. Fucking torture.
![anime-anime-girl-crying-gif-lonely-Favim.com-369569_large[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/X8978MH.gif "anime-anime-girl-crying-gif-lonely-Favim.com-369569 large[1]")
>>5128686
>tfw no top gf
>>5128685
I dream of someday having a switch fuckbuddy. Why limit oneself?
>>5128676
The issues with how she looks in that photo are
>foundation too light
>foundation and lipstick but no eyeliner or mascara just looks bad
>fringe not styled properly (looks like it had straighteners used on it rather than blow drying straight with a comb and drier)
>>5128693
>nose job
I wouldn't risk it, what if it turned out worse?
>>5128693
you do not need a nosejob fam
>>5128694
>tfw not jocelyn's top gf
>>5128689
Why do you keep saying "he"?
If you're a transgirl then you know how much that isn't true and if you're a cis guy/girl then what are you even doing here?
>>5128686
Experiencing difficulties, sir? Don't make me show you the chromosomal composition of your cells.
>>5128702
trip on hönny
>>5128692
well I was saying I felt bad because I honestly didn't post what I honestly though. I only moved the one or two people I knew. Generally though a lot of the people who get shittalked on here pass. Ufufu passes, Kayla passes, (I don't know who else gets shittalked for not passing besides jormy, but idk what jormy looks like :x )
That's the other reason I felt so bad, is I posted something that wasn't what I actually felt. I'm not a person who likes to just out people like that. I'm not hugboxing either, but I feel people get more shit than they deserve
>>5128690
Anon are you ok? Do you need to talk? Lashing out constantly isn't healthy
>>5128693
i can see how a nosejob could help you
but you have a really fem face tbh
>>5128703
>muh chromosomes
>>5128709
Who's honny?
>>5128702
Talking with yourself again Jormy.
>>5128718
But Jormy isn't mean like that. I don't understand.
>>5128702
i am a real woman and lesbian (not from lesgen though) and i come to laugh at you. however it is nothing personal, i call every living organism with a Y chromosome a male, whether he is XY, XYY, XXY, XXXY, XXXXY etc. one drop rule
seems like proof jormie is the biggest mean troll
>>5128597
I want to show you my butt.
>>5128727
![tumblr_mz98p5IbLo1qckkfko1_500[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/0nQs67L.gif "tumblr mz98p5IbLo1qckkfko1 500[1]")
>>5128683
>Why not find out? ^^
t-this is starting to get really l-lewd
Goodnight girls ^^
>>5128732
lmao
>>5128734
good night!
>>5128734
Night-night
>>5128732
nice selfie, bro
how many months on HRT? nice to see those round feminine features appear
Vivi's tier list for posterity quoted below verbatim
"Fixed tierlist (but I don't know what some of you look like so I can't fix the other people ;-;
--Hot and Passing--
Ufufu
SWG
ElfGinger
Dollface
Kuroneko
frenchfry
Lily
Kayla
Circe
Jocelyn
E
alison
moko
Elanna
--Not Hot but Passing--
Caddy
mercury
nycteri
shay
Melly
Kendra
Sheen
angie
--Hot but not passing--
jormy
Faye
Abby
--Not hot and not passing--
Pookie
Anna
Kira
rawr
madison
Shell
oddish
holic
--Boymode tier
Marina
Vivi
Korra
--Gross tier--
frog
bexe
Maki"
>>5128603
oh shit good idea!!!!
actually i saw two different girls at work today with buzz cuts and they both looked great ;_; i could never pull one off tbqh
>>5128604
lol, thanks
its just some bitter person who's been insulting me for literally years here its no big deal
>>5128605
braids are fun and nice but too annoying for me to deal with in the mornings.
>>5128614
kek
>>5128616
sure u will u just gotta baleev
>>5128618
thanks yes
>>5128731
show it to me tbqh
>>5128733
I-I'm sorry anon-chan, am I being 2 lewd? ;~;
Why does sonic give off a typical smelly unkempt /b/ee edgelord dudenymous vibe? It's like he doesn't want to become a woman at all.
>>5128751
it's fine. I just always hate the drama and shitflinging that goes on, but I guess it's cause I feel like /mtfg/ is both my support group and hangout place haha
>>5128597
come over
and i'll give u flat twists on the side of ur head
then u can have a big braid on the other side
or do a braid like ruby rose at the MTV awards in europe
>>5128749
why am i gross
udek me
ive only posted my cooch, u cant rate me off of that
>>5128749
People still do tier lists?
>>5128751
Go on Skype!
>>5128746
Good to see FFS didn't actually do anything for Angie.
>>5128759
its not my list bro, dont ask me
since when this is feminine features? she looks like a dude
>>5128759
yea I know, I talked about it here: >>5128711
I just copied whatever the other anon did and just changed it so there was a boymode tier, and ended up hurting a lot of people cause I was ignorant.
I'm really sorry, I didn't think about what I did and I don't mean to call people names when I don't know them/know what they look like
>>5128767
>angieposting
>>5128764
>bro
wow rude
>>5128772
nah we're cool, i wasn't being serious, i don't post pics
tier lists are dumb
;0
>>5128773
don't make me T-sperg all over you, she's fucking masculine as heck and both look like tween boys
what bad crack were those scientists smoking?
>>5128767
Men are all turning gay, I blame the illuminati
>>5128751
Hey babe I'm getting my cock mutilated soon so you can eat the pus out of it like your tranny boyfriend
>>5128752
no I'm just a little s-scared, is all
>>5128778
ok thank you, I just want to make sure <3
and with dumb stuff like this yea they are.
I like a little banter though so if it's dumb stuff like fav pizza topping or fav type of pet that's fine. But if it's in a way that hurts people they're not right
My voice, body, face passes but my penis doesn't. What should I do?
>>5128749
>kayla
>joycelyn
>moko
Non of these things pass nor are they hot.
I can't even move down to the next tier because of how shit your first tier is.
>>5128785
Put a bow on it
>>5128772
I think you have to be literally retarded to think it's ok to list and rank people on attractiveness and passability and call some of them gross and then try to wringe yours hands with this limp-wristed apology when you get called out for being a piece of shit and I want you to leave this general but that's just me. Like even if you didn't intend to hurt anyone's feelings what the fuck is wrong with you that you would copy and paste a list that literally says gross and then put your tripcode attached to it?
>>5128785
Laser and moisturize. It'll never pass if it's not soft and shadowless.
>>5128781
is that lana wachowski?
>>5128785
if you want to pass as female, srs or really good tucking
if you want to be a memester, get full boner in a short skirt :^)
>>5128793
No, Lana looks lightyears better.
>>5128794
Penis inspections aren't common enough for having one to prevent someone from passing.
>>5128789
But this isn't the 15th century. Where would I find a bow?
>>5128782
O-oh sorry anon, should I stop? ;~;
>>5128772
Jormy is a big shit talker she does it all the time with her friends. She drops her trip to shit talk most of the time.
The list was really weak trolling.
>>5128794
why didn't you put me on your passing list? kinda rude tbh
>>5128749
i would like to be on the list, also i dont think people who are boymode fulltime should really be in the hot/passing teir u know
also i dont pass
also im ugly
frog is the most beautiful tripfaggot tbh
>>5128799
N-not that kind of bow! Get a cute pink ribbon and tie it on and it will pass easily. Everyone knows bows = girl
>>5128790
by being stupid and ignorant. And if you think it's a weak apology I'm sorry then, I'm not expecting everyone to accept that, and I own up to that. I'm not trying to dodge blame or try and defend what I did at all, it was stupid.
I honestly don't know why I didn't change it. I guess I did have a serious autism moment or was just ignorant. And I really do feel bad about it, cause I know I made some people feel really bad. I know bexe and madison and a couple others were really hurt by it and I'll try and apologize for what I did whenever I can. But if they don't want to accept it that's fine to, I just want to take responsibility for it.
i want to dock girlsticks with jörmy
>>5128814
me too tbh
>>5128812
lol dont worry about it, but those lists are usually kind of dumb, which is why they get posted as anon
also you can't really rate everyone like that based on a single or a few pictures lol
>>5128814
>>5128815
>tfw just want to be friends with jormy cause she seems like a nice girl
>>5128811
Weren't bows used by Mongols? Should I ask a kind Mongolian man to help me tie the bow?
>>5128785
If your penis doesn't pass before HRT it never will.
>>5128804
I didn't edit any of the names from the other tierlist that was posted, so that's why. tbh I don't even know what you look like :/
Suffice to say though I'm not going to be doing any tier list or anything ever again because I don't want to hurt people and they are really just cancerous.
>>5128821
>not docking with your friends
prude
Technically today was my cheat day by like 100 cal because lox is pretty nice, yet I've been feeling like I cheated every day in the past week despite never actually hitting my limit. I kinda hate feeling like this tbh.
>>5128785
I'm sorry to tell you but you might need PFS
someone mail me a hug or fly me out a hug or something
i'm dying over here
>>5128812
it's ok i'm not mad at you
>>5128821
>tfw want that sweater in pic except in black V:<
>>5128814
T-that's lewd anon!
>>5128821
W-well you should play dota with me
>>5128822
Yes get a big strong bearded man to help
>>5128800
n-no, maybe I like it
>>5128821
>tfw just want to be enemies with jormy and hate-tickle her girltumor with mine
>>5128823
but hrt affects penis a lot, silly
>>5128823
O-o-okay
>>5128826
i'm not a prude i'm a slut ask the anon that is bullying me.
i think about holding hands with boys ALL THE TIME
>>5128833
nice hair
>>5128832
I'm shy and anxious but i will definately play with you sometime jormy.. I just don't want you to think I'm good o-or anything..!
>>5128829
thank you bexe I was really worried about it <3
also where you at? I'll try to mail you a cute boy (if I can ever find one in Maine)
>tfw no Commander Shepard bf to bang with
>tfw no Mass Effect 4
>>5128832
shhh don't talk *gently touches your gt with the tip of my gt*
>>5128829
if it were possible to hug you in any way in rl rn i would do so bexe ilu ;~;
>>5128829
I wish boys were mailable.
>>5128848
commander shepard should have been a strong transgender heroine just like samus aran and gwendolyne. i can't relate to male and female characters at all
>>5128848
>even knowing what M-Shepard looks like
FETISHIST!
>>5128851
No you're just not AGP
>>5128851
What do you think genius?
>>5128749
I've finally shit posted enough to be remembered by people making lists. This is an achievement in being a shitter. I'm honored
>>5128829
just play another pedo ecchi anime or that weird unfunny hamster one, bro
>>5128854
same tbqh ;-;
someone mail me a hot musician bf with lots of tattoos p-plz
>>5128858
oh ok I can live with that
>>5128863
Its an obvious troll list by someone with no taste so don't be too flattered.
>tfw a femShep would be even hotter
>>5128856
>>>/tumblr/
>>5128857
We'll bang okay?
>>5128869
>implying I read into the tier I was placed on
I was saying I was just giggling about how I'm enough a shitter to be remembered for lists now lol
my co-worker found out i was trans today
do people have a trans radar or something, i'm not even like 3 days on estrogen yet
>>5128860
m-maybe I'll just have to "accidentally" brush my hand against yours to test the waters
>>5128872
>>>>/tumblr/
say that to my face and i'll make you go home in an ambulance
>>5128876
maybe you shouldn't tell them
>>5128876
Have you seen your hair? No one with self respect would go outside with it, therefore trans.
>>5128875
This is something Alison would post. Here's hoping you're next on the meltdown train Lalalily 2.0
>>5128749
Why are these still a thing and why the fuck would Vivi even make this idgi
So stupid to rank people holy fuck
>>5128785
>not having a feminine penis
>>5128833
hey that's me
>>5128876
How'd they find out
>>5128872
Okay. Just no kissing or any other gay shit.
>>5128878
Woah bro, calm your t-rage.
>>62116122
Jesus christ, how did /tv/ become such a shit board? Practically every other thread now is a pleb-grade political debate instead of discussing the correct fucking topic. You never get this bullshit on /mu/ or /lit/. What happened?
>>5128876
no shit
are you one of those delusional crossdressing men who think they pass better than transgender women like jocelyn?
>>5128876
Have you been exercising? How much weight have you lost?
>>5128882
pookie=thegirliwanttodatemosthere
>>5128876
if you're super trutrans they might just figure :x
idk my coworkers never knew but they were also super homophobic
>grew out nails, shaved arms and face so I never had hair
>dropped hints I was looking to get eyebrows, nails, and hair done
>no one suspected a thing
works for me lol
>>5128883
Oh yeah, I'm down for a hatefuck.
We can skip they gay shit.
>>5128884
you wanna go bro? i'll throw down bro
>>5128888
>jocelyn tries to disguise her shitposting as anon
>>5128882
>>5128879
i didn't say anything about it, i was talking about how i might not be working there in 3 months if certain things change too much and he said "why, because you're transgendered?" like out of nowhere, i never brought up trans stuff before with him, i was at a loss for words so he got his answer through my speechlessness
>>5128897
trip on cheska's bf
you ugly omega failed male
Do transgirls like charismatic men?
Where can I learn to be charismatic?
>>5128876
If that pic from when you met Joce is anything to go by it's the hon hair
you should really get that sorted out, I'm not just saying it as an insult, it makes you look like noel fielding
[spoiler]although 3 people said I look like him in the span of a week last week???? I don't see it at all?????[/spoiler]
>>5128901
you can't, maki
>>5128901
Everyone likes charismatic people. That's like asking if transgirls think sexy people are sexy.
>>5128900
>mfw you hate cheska so much because she made it out of this shithole and your still here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BORji-MJ8hI
Some chill.
>>5128896
but bro we'll break our nails bro
our hair will get all fuzzy bro
i just combed mine bro
bro
>>5128902
sweet lord I'm such a hon
I have, like, the perfect 'hon' face
it's disgusting
how can anyone expect me to live with this
>>5128877
l-like this? o.o
>>5128892
But there are much prettier trips that are free
you should date them tbh
>>5128898
M-maybe he was joking.... ?
>>5128902
i'm not presenting yet though, i'm still full boymode and that picture isn't really anything to go by, i haven't had a haircut in like 8 months
>>5128898
suck his dick in the name of sheen
>>5128898
>muh anime
have you recently looked in the mirror, sir? if you weren't a mentally damaged man you would realize it's very easy tell from your appearance you gave up on being a man long time ago
>>5128902
you look girly from the thumbnail and i'm not even hugboxing you
>>5128898
you probably just act noticeably feminine. maybe social media or some pics online gave it away or something.
mtfg pls chill not tonight I wanna chill tonight not do this shit
ok I took a shower
whats goin on
![tumblr_nulcmntuzs1updw00o1_500[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/RxAnh0K.gif "tumblr nulcmntuzs1updw00o1 500[1]")
>>5128912
mhmm and t-then go in for a kiss like this
>>5128913
idk whether or not he was but he got his answer regardless
he was really nice about it though, he said he has other trans friends and it's nothing to worry about and that he'd make sure nothing bad happens to me in the workplace, that didn't stop me from sweating bullets the whole day though, i thought i was having hot flashes all day
>>5128898
>I dropped a huge hint at work
>with lots ominous foreboding about changes
>coworker asked if it was because of trans like in the media
>holy shit I must pass so well after only 3 days on estrogen
Yes hon you already look better than Ufufu and Dollface. :^)
>>5128920
all she needs is laser and hrt she is just being a drama queen
>tfw just spent 2 hrs cuddling flatmate whilst he brushed my hair gently again but he had to go bed for uni tomorrow
;-;
hows mtfg?
>>5128919
>hurrrrrrrrrrrrrr muh favorite neckbeard tastes pleasing hikky enabling cartoon shit
>>5128907
that's real good
here's some more chill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYnmP8HOZ00
>>5128926
suck his dick in the name of making sheen happy
>>5128924
anons are still allowed and it's causing problems again
>>5128922
>>5128933
lol
i want hons like kiwi to leave
mtfg should be a safe space for passers only
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>>5128929
>try to flirt with best friend
>"sorry I don't cuddle with girls"
I'm gonna turn him one day
>>5128929
was it original flatmate or zinger flatmate?
Sigh. Well at least Jurassic World is available on DVD
>>5128940
yeah like me. this. so much
>>5128934
B-but being anonymous is the right thing to be on this website,
>You will never gently cuddle Elanna while under a blanket together, feeling one another's warmth and falling asleep with heads touching. You wake up before her to give her breakfast when she wakes and have to lean up to likely even kiss or pat her head
Why even live.
At least I can shitpost from work
>>5128922
talk about drugs and cocks and food and clothes and stuff
I need to figure out dinner and stuff
>>5128934
look
>>5128945
Wanna Jurassic World and relax?
>>5128926
Was he cute
>>5128929
oh my GOD why aren't you two a thing yet
>>5128956
Iktf
>>5128938
D-did your trip just drop or are you a random stranger that just came up and started making out with me?
http://www.anaface.com/
>>5128943
that's good but I'll listen a bit later cause it's not chill enough and now I want to listen to chill stuffff
like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1JJWbZv8MU
>>5128941
spoilers
fuck you
>>5128963
Yes.
>>5128957
test
I like to smell my own farts and eat poop. Someone come poop in my mouth please. I want to cut my dick off and for someone to shit in the gaping wound.
>>5128959
TIME FOR A NEW TRIP CODE
>>5128966
OH COME ON I HAD NO IDEA WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU ASS OF A HUMAN BEING
>>5128925
O-okay o////o;
>>5128959
kill yourself faggot
>>5128968
LMAO
my name is sonic and I am totes agp lololol
I sekritly am in love with kayla and tahm and angie
>mfw I like Sonic but she posted her trip password.
>>5128965
kendrick <33333
I will never pass ;-(
>>5128961
yeah he's my work crush, a really cute handsome nerdy guy, he has a girlfriend though so it's not like anything will happen
anyway i'm going off for a bit since the /b/ kids haven't gone to bed yet, just wanted to share something interesting that happened to me today
>>5128960
S-s-sure ;_;
>>5128966
GLENN'S DEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAD
L
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D
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E
A
D
>>5128959
>yes its the other one
SLUT
>>5128973
H-how about you come lay in bed with me?
>>5128979
hell yeaaaaa
great lyrics, amazing instrumentals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WfZ7AQOA8c
>>5128959
He's a mess but the closest I can figure is that he's bi
He's also my best friend and I'm pretty sure it was just a convenient excuse he knows I won't refute because I've been trying to date him for a while now
>>5128984
apology for poor english
where were you when glenn dies
i was sat home touching penis in panty when mom ring
'glenn is die'
'no'
>>5128911
What can I say? I'm qualified to talk about it, right?
>>5128946
they certainly won't mind once they get here and experience my hugs firsthand
a-and maybe my kisses too
>>5128964
this shit is fucking busted lmfao
GLEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN
>>5128983
why you want cuddles or why you get them?
you want them cause they're good <3
you get them cause cuddles are great and everyone wants to cuddle <3
>>5128968
>>5128976
>>5128980
>>5128974
>>5128986
lol
>>5128970
ur not me
>>5128971
>>5128983
okay lets see how this pans out
it might not be secure enough. so I might get a new one again after I get dressed and dry my hair and eat dinner.
Well I guess its time to go hide offline for the night so nothing further is spoiled. Jerks.
>>5128984
also wow wtf. fuck you. now im crying butthurt salty tranny tears because i haven't seen it
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
rip bacon12
you lasted over 2 years
>tfw glenn will never pound your bp
>>5129001
>dumb piece of shit starting more drama than before
Hurr durr you sure proved a point about trip superiority.
>>5128987
O-ok lets do that o////o;
>>5128919
I can fedex you some hugs tbh
>>5129020
let me kiss your soft tender lips
>>5129029
i wanna kiss her soft tender gt
i am le real Sunoc
dis is me new trip aight????
who's glenn?
>>5129029
O/////O;
>>5128749
Now I really feel like a literally who times infinity. Probably better that way I guess.
>>5129038
your mom
>Be at work
>Flu is fucking with me again
Send help.
>>5129038
>>5128914
it still looks feminine-but-not-female, the artificial colour doesn't help
I'm just trying to help and be honest, it's not like you're beyond hope like me or anything
>>5128920
two things
1. exposure, webcam makes half or more of my face go whiter, smooths it out when it's actually more box-shaped
2. I have extremely red lips, people ask if I'm wearing make-up literally all the time
I guess I could always stand thirty feet away from everybody so they can't clock me
>>5128929
I need this ;-;
>tfw no physical contact with another human in weeks
at least I have my kinky circle's halloween do coming up, guess I'll go as a slutty schoolgirl hon, it's bound to devolve into a smutfest
>>5128964
when I upload any photo it goes to a white background and my pic doesn't show up like it's supposed to
>>5129038
I'm wondering this too, tbh, although I have a feeling he's a character in The Walking Dead.
>>5129033
>>5129020
I'm gonna wrap my arm around you and pull you in close. My hand is in a closed fist gently resting on-top of your heart. I can feel every beat, and you can feel something gently become hardened upon your back.
>>5129038
He's a character in The Walking Dead
I don't watch it but somebody already leaked it on /tv/ earlier in the week anyway
>>5129049
Oh, I stopped playing that game after season's 2 rushed episodes. Talk about wasted potential.
>>5129051
panties down *bow chicka bow wow*
>>5129009
damn that's really good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9VniwIEvsg
>>5129052
>>5129029
>>5129033
Uh, this might be an awkward time to ask, but how many unique posters am I currently ERPing with? o///o;
>>5129058
You better be good at cunnilingus :^)
>>5129014
be my guest, if there's one thing i'm good at it's hugs and kisses
you too >>5129009
>>5129062
nope, glenn's death is canon even
this is what happens in the comic version:
>While resting for the night, the group is ambushed and captured by The Saviors. Their leader, Negan, lines up the survivors, taunts them and informs them of the 'new world order.' He tells them he will choose one member of the group to kill in retribution for the Saviors that the group had killed. He initially dismisses Glenn, on his insane reasoning of not wanting to be considered racist in his selection of a victim. However, Negan cruelly chooses him after a final random selection. He ignores pleas from Glenn and the others and brutally bludgeons him in front of the survivors with his baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire, which he nicknames "Lucille".
>Glenn manages to survive the first of Negan's blows. But, it did horrific damage, crushing his skull which caused one of his eyes to pop out. He tries to cry out Maggie's name before he eventually succumbs to another violent strike on the face breaking his jaw and teeth. Glenn dies tragically from severe trauma to the head. Once dead, Negan keeps beating the corpse until there is nothing recognizable left of Glenn. Negan departs with a final warning, leaving the survivors to their grief.
>>5129069
9001
>>5129072
yeah and if glenn were to die it will be at the end of lucille not being devoured by walkers
>>5129009
That was obviously me, given I don't even think anyone else in mtfg's heard of them.
>>5129060
Nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snJXiDY1BfI
Also completely unrelated to the music I'm wondering whether I really want to restart dating when the last time I had sex, about a year ago, made me dysphoric as hell for some reason.
Or like, I could wait until after surgery but this probably means another 9 months to a year of no sex on top. It's a stupid dilemma.
>>5128964
Right, got it working.
>"Your face is too long"
no fucking shit
>>5129082
no more hugs and kisses for people
i'm dead now
my lovely cockgirls,
come to daddy
>>5129086
ew no
>tfw got a 24 hour ban for calling mercury a nignog
>>5129069
add me to your ERP
I drag a large vat of butter in to the bedroom, with a wash mitt on one hand, and I begin slathering it onto your body
>>5129088
wtf anon and angie have said lots of racist shit to mercury before.
why did you get banned but not them? why doesn't 4chan ban the entire board of pol?
>>5129088
what the fuck?
are you back on mones
>>5129088
Iktf. I once posted an infograph about violence between blacks and whites and got a 3 day ban.
>>5129093
obviously one of the trips i was also making fun of that night was a janitor... or the janitor doesn't like me specifically. she does it for free...
>>5129077
Well then let's continue it ^^
>>5129089
Oh sonic that's hawt
>>5129093
I'm guessing that some/one of the janitors for this board are all about being PC
>>5129086
Im here daddy. How was dickgirl farming today?
>>5129088
Hey boogs, you're back, what happened exactly?
>>5129098
w-we could move it over to skype if all the anon's are getting confusing
>>5129094
>>5129104
i am off mones and i hate all of the trips.
i hate myself more though and probably will kill myself eventually. i don't want to make coke benders a meme on here but i went on a coke bender tonight... i'm really high on self esteem sort of.. like the physical aspect... because i'm a guy now. but i hate myself because obviously i'm not 100% a guy. so i don't know. i'm going to get off of here before i fuck shit up even more.
>>5129106
but your such a pretty guy and I want to nibble on your nipples
>>5129106
I hope you feel better ;-;
i know we dont ever really talk but yeah
be safe n stuff, if you ever feel down or wanna talk about coke or stuff just add me on skype
>>5129106
Mones are better han cocaine
please don't fam, you will make ricky very sad
>>5129106
>went on a coke binge and shit up everything and everyone
Literally maki 2
Am I girly enough to start hormones or should I stay off?
So p much I have to stay up all day now since it's almost midday unless I want to ruin my sleep cycle even more... ;~;
>>5129088
I gotten banned for worse, although calling someone a nignog is pretty bad. Like I understand it is 4chan too where calling people slurs is the norm, but it isn't very good in a more personal place like /mtfg/
That said I got banned for posting this picture because it was nsfw
http://i.imgur.com/AKS8yPZ.jpg
kek
>>5129080
>>5129009
i have a passing familiarity with shoegaze stuff
i think i heard of them once, but idk if i heard that
that was nice
>>5129088
>>5129093
there is one mod that can be PC but they're not usually in charge of this board
it kind of hurt my feelings that you would say that to me but w/e
btw, see>>5128478
anyway i hope you get better sometime ily xoxo bye
>>5129106
I'm sorry that you're going through such a hard time, and I hope that you can find some sort of balance in life that makes you happy. Please don't kill yourself boogs, you have your whole life ahead of you yet, and it will probably be a lot easier than it is now.
trips post figure
I've now been on spiro for about a month now.
Surely I should be feeling/seeing some difference by now, right? Other than needing to drink and piss all the fucking time?
>>5129092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwBB-vomx4I
Does this work?
>>5129106
should I use they pronouns bcuz I dont wanna call you a girl if you dont wanna but you also said you're not rly a guy. so.
also tfw booger leaves your sekrit skype group and removes you from their contacts
maybe look into DBT or something
>>5129123
on spiro alone ?
because i was on alone for a bit over half a year and it did nothing but a bit of gyno and not making me manlier
>>5129122
Ok
>>5129123
all spiro does is block test
>>5129120
oh are you mercury
hi
its hard to keep track. you've been posting as jupiter for weeks and I didnt even know.
>>5129131
LOL
yes it is me, hahahahahaha
>>5129122
>>5129129
wow
>>5129122
>>5129137
you have nice legs though
>>5129129
post nude hips because this is bullshit
also proportions, i bet you have wide shoulders
>>5129140
Someone's mad
>>5129139
well that's s-sweet anon
>>5129123
Nope, what dose spiro are you on now?
>>5129122
>>5129140
>post nude hips
B-but you'd see my gt
>>5129105
O-oh no I'm not confused I think it's just us now. ^^
>>5129129
Looks quite blocky.
>>5129150
Now these are real hips.
>>5129122
probably going to regret this but im buzzed so ok
https://unsee.c
c/nigusado/
>>5129151
just censor it with a black block, no one wants to see your gt
>>5129164
s-should I censor my keratosis too?
>>5129163
Cis girls aren't allowed to post here.
>>5129176
it's okay
i love a good keratosis
>>5129176
No.
>>5129069
It doesnt matter how many because when I get home you're all mine
>>5129106
Whyyyyyy ; ;
>>5128055
nice drawing skills
![1445804421983[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FnXscOu.jpg "1445804421983[1]")
