MTFG - Cooking with feels edition
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Old bread >>5120418
Pre everything, no make up. Do i have potential.
Sorry for shitty face on photo but cant take any new atm, and wanted a quarter view.
Failed to make new thread so with that failure I sleep. Might see ya tomorrow
>>5121339
Are you part of a british boy band?
>>5121339
Yes, you'll do fine.
>>5121341
I actually was worried I jumped the gun, sorry.
Also good night.
>>5121342
No, not even british. Im polish
>tfw this edition
I've been trying to learn how to cook better this past week incase I ever get a bf ._.;;
>>5121323
>>5121332
hey girls how are you ??
enjoying the weekend?
I feel like I'm running out of time. I look in the mirror and see age catching up to me. I'm alone and have no system of support. I need HRT and I dont know where or how to start.
>>5121354
>did food tech in high school
>after year 10 all we did was theory for the hsc
>tfw never learnt to cook properly
>>5121339
Sure, trim up those brows.
>>5121341
Good night, sir.
>>5121346
You did well.
>>5121350
I dont think people who don't genuinely want to be women should take hormones, call me crazy.
>>5121354
I'm tripping. I might take a second hit but I need to sleep between now and tonight and shouldn't go to a party on hard hallucinogens.
My doctor wants to start me on 1mg estradiol(im assuming per day), I know that's pretty low, but is that what people usually start out with?
>>5121362
Whatd you take?
>>5121362
Tripping you say?
>>5121363
No, they normally start you off on 2mg. Depending on your blood tests that might still be normal though, you might just not need as much estrogen as normal.
>>5121368
yep I am working. Sounds nice!
I feel like it's not the weekend unless I am at work and you are drinkiing cider shell
I hope you have a good night n_n
>>5121360
>tfw never gonna cook food for jormy and invite her over to a dinner party
;~;
>>5121362
please be safe !
>>5121364
LSD, coming down though. Should only last another hour or two, I'm receiving little to no visuals. Feels really awesome though. The reason I might take another hit is because another hour or two isn't enough to finish marathoning Evangelion, and Id really like to watch EoE when Im peaking.
>>5121365
Indeed.
>>5121370
I have around three more hours of Evangelion to go before I head off to bed, anon.
>>5121372
I never got too crazy, I just get extremely paranoid.
>>5121375
Oh, figures. I'm throwing a coughing fit though, I might just head to bed soon myself.
Well, more like my body can't decide between coughing and gagging, it's pretty weird.
Been up for 24h though, so it's really time. And I'd feel guilty if I keep on crying on your shoulder. So, just...thanks for everything.
>>5121354
I pretty much just woke up tbh.
ugh... tfw i'm too tall and built to ever pass my own mental scrutiny
why wasn't I born at least a smaller frame if I couldn't have been a grill. fuck it all
;_;
>>5121383
Whatcha up to?
hello
anyone out there
>>5121388
iktf sis
>>5121390
Heya, how's your day been?
Welp I had my fill of triforce heros.
What garbage
>>5121388
>>5121393
i'm feeling this rn actually
>>5121372
Well... it's not that expensive to go to perth
>go to smash tournament last night
>wear low cut top, w/e
>having fun
>some dude walks in
>he's wearing a shirt that says "Boobies make me smile :)"
>feel awkward for the rest of the night
>>5121394
i jus woke up
>>5121400
idk about but my boobies make me smile in a non-agpmeme way
>>5121400
How was the tournament?
Which smash?
Operation "have internet friends who just think I'm a girl" failed thanks to one asshole I spoke to privately in the past
Make me waffles mtfg
>>5121404
>Make me waffles mtfg
I'm p sure captcha takes care of that or else I would help a girl out.
>>5121382
No worries. Good night.
>>5121393
I am here.
>>5121400
To be fair, you were at a smash tournament.
>>5121405
That's why I want them
ok im off to work again gn everyone please be safe
>>5121399
umm mb we can... s-share recipes sometimes
>>5121408
OH I UH Yeah...
that's why I want pizza rn too...
>>5121402
i like boobs too but i wouldn't wear a shirt that says that because I'm an adult and i have some sense of self-awareness
>>5121403
was fun
it's mainly a Smash4 thing, but I only play Melee so me and a couple other people run a smaller bracket for Melee before the main event
>>5121407
dudes go to events with shirts and attitudes like that and then they wonder why people call gamers trash
>>5121413
>go to smash tournament
I mean... compared to the tourneys I go to, as long as they have good hygiene and don't smell... they Could just wear blank tees but boy do they have to have a funny joke to break the ice since most are awkward as heck.
>h-hey dude I like boobies too!
I really do wish they'd get some self-awareness just so people don't poop on people that play vidya so I agree with you on that.
>>5121412
Must suck to be you then because I have the supplies to make waffles myself
>>5121416
haha yeah, they're so awkward. I'm no better tbh, I'm actually probably worse, my social anxiety absolutely kills me
one time a guy came and introduced himself to me and first he went for a hug while I went for a handshake, and then he tried to tell a joke and fucked it up so he literally ran away from me right then and there and never spoke to me again
post Sm4sh mains
>>5121419
uh excuse you???
I have all the necessary ingredients to make pizza as well.. but like.. you know.
It's 5 AM and even though it's never too early or too late for pizza I would wake the whole house up with the amazing smells that pizza makes.
and... and you know!! I'm trying to diet??? and I'm just joking, I just haven't gone to sleep yet and don't want to fall asleep with a 'za in the oven. :P
>>5121421
>he went for a hug
Uh, nah that's not even cool if you just meet someone. I'm super weirded out by contact and I just smile and keep space between us.
Like, Maybe a fist bump would be cool to not spread germs around.
>>5121423
post Melee mains
>tfw starting hrt on halloween
>>5121423
>>5121427
roys ma boy
>>5121427
Yoshi and Zelda/Shiek
which is funny cause they're both top tier in Sm4sh but I only play Greninja lol
>>5121423
Diddy is top tier
>>5121448
its like an actually fun marth, i play cpt falcon as well
>>5121455
Marth is just so much better though, I find Roy's reverse tippers just so counterintuitive to his actual moveset. but hey, if he's more fun he's more fun, I have no problem with there being one less Marth main in the world
This is how you make waffles right?
So i ummm sort of spent last night with the other flatmate again. And we ended up watching simpsons for 8 hrs, and we were cuddling for like half of that.
>his arms wrapped around me and resting on my shoulder/upper back
>my heads resting on his underarm/sides
>my hands on his chest and his is on top of mine
Hmmmm, no idea where this is going tbh
>tfw when you don't play smash.
>>5121428
Good luck anon.
holy cow it is dead today
>>5121485
D O I T
O
I
T
>>5121485
omg that sounds so cute!
lucky <3
>>5121491
What is it im meant to be doing?
>>5121492
:3 im confused, also i think he may have been turned on cos he like, fiddled with his t-shirt every now and again by like: pulling it down further
>>5121495
Love him
I hate my waffle iron
It beeps constantly and never cooks right
>>5121495
only one way to find out... ;3
>>5121491
What do yall do when it comes down to fucking a guy? Ive got a guy I like, who likes me, but I don't want him to see my dick. He knows Im trans, I just don't want to disgust him if we had sex.
>>5121486
thanks!
>>5121502
If he likes you and knows you have a dick, then he probably won't be disgusted by it.
>>5121498
isnt that a bit of a leap, i mean its only cuddling
>>5121500
see aboves
>>5121502
i dont know, ive not fucked a guy before. but if he knows i'd probably just go for sex anyway. or start off with bj's until i feel comfortable enough
>>5121502
Just tell him its a girl penis, no homo.
#waffles
>>5121505
Do it
>>5121509
Of course the extra batter would turn out perfectly
>>5121505
I never said go all the way, but maybe a little playful [spoilerforlewd]hand holding or kissing[/spoilerforlewd]
>>5121514
but we were hand holding already...
whats going on
>>5121518
I'm trying to corrupt Jenna over breakfast
>>5121518
We are posting butts, join in.
>>5121520
But kissing is such a big jump!! Its like, yeh, i'd have to actually put myself forwards and stuff
>>5120381
Idk, like I consider myself pretty romantic, I just think I have the capacity to love and be romantic with multiple people
>>5120386
I don't rlly have dreams much anymore or at least not that I remember, when I was little I'd get rlly bad nightmares like every night tho
>>5121336
the best tasting food is always the stuff my partner and I make together
>>5121509
pancakes r better
I only rlly like waffles with certain pairings like fried chicken
>>5121523
What is it with you and roommates?
>>5121523
well sometimes you gotta take the plunge ;)
>>5121528
Jenna is a roomiesexual
#Jenna
>>5121524
Waffles are the true expression of love
Anyone can make pancakes
I'm going to enjoy the jack Daniels bbq world festival today.
Eat it nerds
>>5121534
pancakes are love, pancakes are life, anyone can chuck batter in a waffle press
>>5121543
Using a waffle press is a skill not a given
Someone who can't even operate a skillet isn't a person in my world
>>5121528
N-nothing i s-swear
>>5121532
no!?! its just whoever meets me seems to inexplicable like me lots, i dont get it ;-;
>>5121534
he was umm...brushing my hair a little every now and again
>>5121546
More like anyone who can't cook is pretty much useless imo
oh also I should probably ask cause I've been wondering.
My gender therapist put me on a twice daily dose of 50mg Spiro and .5mg Estradiol.
That sounds good for someone just starting HRT, yea?
>>5121547
I'm just teasing you because I like you
I really wish I could cuddle like that with my friend
>>5121551
The as seems a bit low for a starter.
Usually the starte is 2mg
PiB???
DiB????
Why did I wake up,,? Ok bye
>>5121551
I started at 100 and 2
>>5121549
Yeah but how do you know they can't cook unless you make them try to use a skillet?
>>5121522
Thats a terrible butt pic.
>>5121551
I started on 100mg and 2mg e and it was doubled after a month.
>>5121558
sorry heres a better one
>>5121552
but what am i meant to do?!
>>5121553
>>5121556
>>5121558
fug
should I call on Monday and ask why so low?
>>5121556
Well most people don't use a skillet to make waffles because there are easier methods.
I meant cooking in general. Some people can't even cook the simplest of meals.
>>5121560
I don't know I've never had a boyfriend
>>5121562
I would if I was you.
>>5121549
I can cook pretty well unless I get all un-confident and flustered and fuck stuff up
>>5121551
>>5121553
>>5121556
>>5121558
some doctors like to slowly build to the full dose but it should be over the course of weeks more than months and some doctors I've talked to have said it's not rlly necessary for these meds or even in general
>>5121562
Yes. Although it can be to check for allergies it's still p low
>>5121563
yeah like kaylas "water, ketchup and ground turkey chili"
>>5121563
as a brit i have to ask. what the fuck is a skillet?
>>5121565
;-;
>>5121563
It would be an unreasonable amount of work to make waffles in a skillet I'm just saying like if they can't scramble an egg you should probably just end their suffering
>>5121567
yea she planned for me to do 50mg and .5mg for a month before checking.
>>5121568
I have no drug allergies so it shouldn't be a problem. The only thing is maybe because I have high cholesterol, but even so I don't think it would be a big issue. I actually might call now though, I think they're open on Saturday
>>5121569
thank
>>5121571
George foreman grill style thing. In Australia we call them sandwich presses.
>>5121570
>water, ketchup and ground turkey chili
That's not even soup oh my god how can you call that food let alone chili
>>5121574
For a month!?
Call now tbh
Your doc seems inexperienced with HRT
>>5121577
sandwich presses=life
>>5121584
>tfw I don't have one
I just use the oven, grill and stove.
>>5121570
Yeah
>>5121571
A skillet is the pan with slanted sides. To add to the confusion, this pan is also sometimes called a frypan or frying pan. The slanted sides make this pan perfect for stir-frying and quick cooking techniques where you're moving ingredients around a lot in the pan
>>5121572
Pretty much
Just like if you can't make ramen noodles
>>5121583
ok will do
>>5121586
Oh, I totally got it wrong then >~<
>>5121586
So its a wok?
>>5121571
>what the fuck is a skillet
Fancy name for frying pan
>>5121577
That's a cooking iron
>>5121586
Are we talking instant ramen or like real food ramen?
>>5121592
My bad >>
>>5121591
A skillet is flat bottomed and a thick metal for uniform heating. A wok is thinner metal with a smaller bottom and higher sides. It is designed to provide high heat at the bottom (for flash cooking")
>>5121591
A wok is like a bowl almost, it's larger and deeper than a skillet and has less of a flat bottom
>>5121592
That awful instant ramen crap college kids eat all the time
>>5121599
Yeah if you can't boil water you're basically no use
>>5121505
Eh Id probably get more out of giving bjs anyway.
>>5121508
Hmmm, that just doesn't seem like my style.
>>5121534
I can't do either. I'm worthless.
>>5121551
That is a quarter of the starting dosage.
>>5121600
It's not that, it's just that some people overcook that shit
>>5121604
But I like soft noodles
mtfg I just had a bad dream. It was spooky there were like candles and ghosts and stuff. I think my subconscious is getting into the halloween spirit
Fuck, fuck, fuck. I'm 5 months post-op (srs) and after I dilated just now I started bleeding loads, there was blood just constant trickling out. I haven't bled like this since the first few weeks.
Have I broken my fanny?
>>5121602
Fuck that is low. Some people were saying that by day 4 I should feel a lot of extra T production as it tries to counteract the estrogen but I've gotten nothing so that may be why.
I called and she's with a patient so I gotta wait but man that makes me sad :/
Also just cause I'm dumb, when everyone says 100mg and 2mg they mean for one dose right? so daily they take 200mg spiro and 4mg estrogen?
>>5121612
Yes
>>5121611
I really think that's something you should ring your doctor to talk about instead of asking a random vietnamese wood-carving board.
>>5121611
Jeez, ring the surgeon already.
I WANNA
LI LI LI LICK U FROM UR HEAD 2 UR TOOOEES
>>5121618
im flattered
>>5121615
You forgot the "nyoro~n"
>>5121607
All noodles/pasta should be al dente
>>5121621
My bad, am drunk
>>5121620
in 1 big lick .
>>5121626
this is my fetish
>>5121622
Nuh uh
>>5121628
Gross
>>5121624
Already? Oh wait you're aus nm
>>5121628
>no artificial colors
Th-thanks...
>>5121630
Everyone has something they eat because they had it a lot as a kid though
>>5121631
Yeah it's 1:28 am here
>>5121634
It's 9 hours later here
>>5121627
good
also im really happy and excited cuz i got my what.cd account re-enabled finally !!!! so now i can download all the music in the world again. yay
>>5121636
Time zones are annoying
>>5121634
But you grow out of it.
It's like when adults still eat lunchables
>>5121642
Life would suck without time zones
Things couldn't be dictated as "from time a to time b" universally because like we just said, it's 10:30 AM here and if it were also 10:30am there, your day would start at like 3pm
>>5121611
go to the ER
>>5121650
They'd probably do an ultrasound looking for ectopic pregnancy and be like "no womb here boss" and just scratch their heads
>>5121641
Are you still in a bullying mood like yesterday?
>>5121648
Rip anon.
Or you could go to a gp or emergency room...
>>5121660
It would bother things like stores and governments because shit would still end up organized into the exact same time zones we already have except instead of time being relative, like noon is noon is noon, you have some people starting at 6,7,8,9,etc
>>5121614
Ok also I'm waiting for a call-back but what should I say if she asks why I need a bump up?
Would "everyone else I've talked to started at 100mg Spiro and 2 mg estrogen" suffice or do I need some other evidence?
>>5121657
no not really
>>5121666
Just mention that it seems low compared to people you've spoken to
>>5121667
>tfw allergic to cats
I wanna kitten so bad :<
>>5121672
Didn't mean to quote
Who bully themselves here?
>>5121618
and I wanna... move to the bed down to tha down to tha flo
My dress is too tight today and I'm afraid the other librarians are judging me.
>tfw little kit was a stinky little kitten and needed a bath
we rlly gotta pick a name for her, I was thinking something piggy-related cus she gets her food all over her face and curls her tail rlly cutely
>>5121697
wow you're hot
>>5121641
gib what.cd invite
Morning, girls.
>>5121697
>something piggy-related
Babe?
>>5121700
Post butt!
>>5121697
AWWWW <3
Ummmmm name it Charlotte
or Oinkers lol
>>5121700
i dont have any invites lolz
>>5121709
exactly! :D
also why are kittens the best <3
Well I'm at the distillery for the ddr festival. NOW LET'S GET BRICKFACED
gotta pop out to the bank
>>5121716
>ddr
Lel the bbq autoed to ddr.
I kek'd
>cooking with bf
>he does this every day
Life is good.
>>5121641
Why did you get banned lol?
I'm awake, I passed out in my makeup and I feel like I'm dying
>>5121729
how did your date go?
>>5121729
Story time
>>5121729
You are dead and mtfg is hell.
Welcome
>>5121700
I think I have one, are you gonna like seed and stuff? Basically don't be like ufufu
>>5121730
>>5121733
I posted about it a bunch last night and have been attention whoring too much lately but it wasn't great, see >>5120015. It's making me feel like I have been pushing my transition too fast and focusing on it too much at the expense of others stuff tbh
>>5121740
hey my account wasnt disabled for not seeding!! it was for not logging in for a while.
my ratio isnt good tho tbth
>>5121748
Learn to seed
Fluidity ain't the greatest.
Why did my life need a second transition.
I want to be a lady again.
>>5121666
I get my hormones through planned parenthood too and they are really slow with ramping up doses. They dont test your levels either. I'm still at 150 spiro and 1.5 estrogen at 4 months but I seem to be doing ok
>>5121748
Isn't seeding requests usually the best way to keep a good ratio
>>5121666
A lot of people technically start on just spiro, but doctors who ramp up doses don't usually take 4 months to get to a full dose.
>>5121750
i know how to seed
keeping a good ratio is just kind of hard because nobody downloads the shit im seeding because i have oddball tastes
>>5121758
yeah but if u think im gonna pay money to rip some stupid CD to flac with a 100% cue file just to bump my ratio on what up a bit ur crazy
>>5121740
That's awful
He sounds like a terrible date
>>5121754
I think you're pretty great no matter who you are or how long it takes you to figure it out
>>5121755
yea they told me they don't check levels which I found odd. I'm gonna see about convincing them to increase my dose though
hi i have a job interview today at 11
how nice,
I thought yesterday was a dream.
I can't believe I actually went out like that.
>>5121754
Can you just get by with presenting/dressing femme? I could not give up hormones, if nothing else I'm really attached to my new jiggling fat and soft skin even if I have a man face and no tits
How come it seems the average transgirl likes being victimized and gravitates towards situations where they can feel bad about themselves?
One of my friends transitioned and now most of her friends are all mentally ill queer people that seem to actually LIKE keeping themselves locked in a cyclical setting where they try to out do each other with gender tags and complaining about how depressed/schizo/etc they are
>>5121795
Don't back down now!
I would like to take a moment to thank the Buddha that I can still wear thin athletic shirts outside without looking suspicious
#DFC
>>5121795
I'm proud of you
>>5121800
Mom read me my rights the second I woke up. Like she was whaling on the kitchen table with a meat tenderizer and screaming "where did I go wrong?"
>>5121805
kayla can you post your pretty feet again?
>>5121805
Don't let her get you down
I'm already feeling drunk
>>5121797
Because you have shit taste in friends
Pity Parties are the worst, they're poisonous and unproductive
I personally want nothing to do with the whole "woe is me Czech your privilege" mentality that plagues communities of mentally ill "social justice warriors"
>>5121810
no, in fact they are not pretty anymore. Hours of walking in downtown la in heels bruised the fuck out of my feet. I always thought women complaining about heels was a meme but oh did I learn that the hard way.
>>5121786
I have a job interview on Monday! HEYOOOO~
>>5121819
I want to stick my big toe in your butt and wiggle it around, cutie
>>5121820
Get out of this thread. You're the fucking biggest shitstain out of all of /legbutt/
>>5121815
>tfw no Jack Daniel's bbq
>>5121818
>tfw trying to act neutral towards acquaintances who buy into the bunself crap
>>5121814
I know I need to go back to pick up my progesterone on Monday and I have to go in girl mode again but this time a bit less makeup and my normal shoes which look unisex anyway
>>5121825
I-if I post mine, will you post yours?
>>5121805
>Like she was whaling on the kitchen table with a meat tenderizer and screaming "where did I go wrong?"
Let's be honest for a minute
Your mother is not a mentally stable woman, and her opinionated outbursts are to be universally disregarded.
None of this has anything to do with you being trans, and no one is to blame.
You did an amazingly brave thing to stand up to her yesterday and you have to be just as strong today
>>5121818
She's my only friend that's like that and I'm only still her friend because we were friends for nearly a decade before the transition.
It seems she's proud of being unemployed and depressed and gets no end of pleasure in talking with other mentally ill super polyamorous queer folk. What's the appeal?
Why do they all seem proud of being crazy?
>>5121831
Good for you, I really mean that
>>5121832
Post it and find out
>>5121823
you know talking like that is not sexy at all, you just major creeped me out
>>5121837
ok here, p-please no bully.
>>5121829
It caused a lot of tension in my previous relationship but I was never respectful of my ex's tumblrite friends
They're trying too hard to get attention and I think it's kind of pathetic
>>5121838
I live an hour north of la, are you sure you're kreeped out and not turned on?
>>5121835
Victim culture is a real and dangerous thing
>>5121843
das my butte
>>5121824
Lol no.
>*hater blockerz*
>>5121847
Is there anyway I can make her see how ridiculous it is
>>5121849
:3
Whoops.
Post gt!
I feel too hungover to cook and I have never wanted pizza more in my life but I am determined to stick to my diet
>>5121867
diets are for fags, don't you want your tits to fill out?
>>5121846
Post a pic of yourself and we might fuck
>tfw hung over
>tfw this edition
>tfw nobody to cook together with
#JustTriggeredThings
>>5121864
>making you feel like monogamy is perverse
Lol wut
>>5121877
>Hung over
How much did you drink and what
>Nobody to cook with
Do I need to get in the kitchen, cook you some bacon and eggs, and pour you a glass of water?
I wish I had someone to cook for ;_;
how many ppl here are hung over rn
>>5121853
Probably not
>>5121886
does weed hangover count?
>>5121886
Still drunk :>
>>5121876
I tried my hardest to creep you out and all I got was
>Post a pic of yourself and we might fuck
I am disappoint
>>5121876
maybe you're right kayla...
>>5121885
>Do I need to get in the kitchen, cook you some bacon and eggs, and pour you a glass of water?
>I wish I had someone to cook for ;_;
OMG PLS
>>5121886
hi
>>5121895
Post a pic of yourself, if you are not fat, then we can make plans
>>5121867
Oh hey Maddie are you feeling any better this morning? You said your friend came over.
>>5121885
I drank half a 750ml bottle of sake.
If we could make bacon and eggs together that would be amazing tho. ;~;
>>5121892
How much weed does one have to smoke to get a hangover? Also hello are you a new trip? ^^
>>5121906
hi elanna! it's shitty outside here and my apartment is a giant mess. the pizza struggle is real. but i'm doing ok, i think i might need to slow my roll with my transition a little bit. i'm gonna talk to my therapist this week about it
