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old thread >>5115222
>No hugboxing
>No drama
>No *actions*
>No tumblr shit
Let's do our best, girls!
*hugboxes*
i want to punch sonic in the face so bad
>>5116491
Lmao I mean I had a lot of sex before hrt and literally none now so I guess you're half right
>>5116505
>>5116506
No more minecraft server?
It's been down for a few days :(
>>5116506
Punching people in the face is pretty masc. behaviour.
>>5116506
>tfw stoned and watching magic mike with my sisters and corgi sitting on my lap
Life as a girl is fucking excellent.
>>5116520
>Life with a corgi is fucking excellent.
Ftfy <3
if your hand doesn't more resemble the hand on the right then you are just a delusional man who just took the dickgirl fetish too far
>>5116513
it's okay, i'm a big strong man
>>5116523
I'm an agp cis boy ;_;
>>5116523
I'm AGP as fug
It was this or killing myself.
>tfw only transitioned to become a sensual dickgirl just like in my western fetish moving pictures
>still look like a dudely man after 2 years of hormones
>dick doesn't get up anymore
>infertile
what have i done
>>5116523
Well, I guess I'm actually not agp after all.
Interesting.
>>5116523
Yay, I'm TruTrans™!
>>5116523
don't you have that backwards?
>>5116536
hitting .... girls?
hahahahahahahaha hahaha ha
you funny man, i kill you last
fucking passers make my T rise to rage levels
>tfw will never enjoy a succulent chinese meal with the aussie girls
>>5116523
Mine are the same, how fucked am I fam?
>>5116498
You could be Faye's valentine >.>
I actually picked my chat name based on her
>>5116552
Thanks a lot anon, now I want chinese
>>5116555
No, you want korean food nao
>tfw hanging out with ftm's and they and the cis guys constantly make jokes about you not having a penis and rib you for how girly you are
>>5116523
o fug
>>5116552
that requires going outside tho
>>5116557
B-but I cant get korean food, theres a chinese place across the road from me so its tempting
>>5116562
sure am glad you found another avenue to shitpost about
>>5116553
they are not the same, you got the dude pattern. sorry bro
>>5116569
Got to keep it fresh
>tfw no dick
>>5116523
Oh snap forgot you want to do your dominant hand
that's it i am done playing dress up
time to go back to living as a man i truly am
>>5116577
index finger is shorter = 100% high test man
>>5116574
Oh Jesus fam you're right, I'm trans and a fetishist at the same time
>no ones really surprised doh I'm sure
Oh my god guys I took acid earlier
I had a pretty cool day, could have been nicer but it went alright... I played a lot of beautiful music tripping my balls off
>>5116586
is that a small girltinkler?
>>5116583
All the better for an FtM like, umm, her then.
>>5116583
>first shot left hand ring finger is bigger
you're a man
>second shot index finger is bigger
you're a man
>.<
>>5116523
Yay, i'm not a delusional man
>>5116523
If I look at my hands from this side my index fingers are longer but if I look at them from the nail side my ring fingers are longer, what am I?
>tfw I want this to be me and the most I can do is legs because I think anything else would make my shoulders too big
suffering
also
>tfw roomie is masturbating
>right now
>like two feet away from me
fuck
>>5116617
is your roomie cute and or male?
>>5116618
>cute
no
>male
Yes
fuck I'm too neet
>>5116624
it's 1:30AM and he almost definitely thinks I'm asleep
We're in bunk beds so that's why we're so close distance-wise
>>5116625
>bunk beds
more like
spunk beds
>>5116626
Yeah pretty much
>tfw my roommie's jerking off and someone just sent me a booty call
Why is everyone getting so sexual at 1:30AM
Umm everyone wish me luck please I'm going to work now
gngn everyone please be safe all
>>5116630
have a fun night kitty! :3
>>5116617
>tfw you will never be femme-buff
>>5116627
nah.
ego too inflated
>>5116632
I'm not sure if I could pull it off, or even who I'd ask to see if I could. I feel like /fit/ would be the wrong place to go for advice on that.
How many of you started presenting female as soon as you came out?
Because I've come out and I'm about a month on hormones but I still don't present public.
I want to actually look like a woman, not just be a dude in a dress who users female restrooms the day after they say their trans.
Why is it when I use the front facing camera on my phone my chin looks normal and in proportion to the rest of my face, yet when I use the rear facing camera my chin suddenly doubles in size and looks fucking abysmal?
Like which one do I believe?
>>5116636
I feel like any muscle gain will have to be done like 6 months after hormones. Until then you'd have to lose as much weight as healthily possible, I think
>>5116642
why would u do that
>>5116643
It has to do with the camera lenses or something, I know there's a pic out there that shows it
>>5116642
I was some androgynous femboy before I came out and now after, all I do is wear a bra and a little more jewelery. Gonna shift full time in March, I'll be 6 months mones and have my nose done, I don't want to be 'dude in the women's restrooms', doing that without hormones or without anything you can prove to anyone if the police come and try to arrest you seems a bit dodgy to me..
I went out in a dress the other day (bought my first dress) and was out with some friends and no-one gave me a second look except middle aged muslim women but then it was London so what do you expect. 6 weeks mones.
>>5116644
I suppose so, but I'm working on my legs and abs now.
Arms (other than basic biceps) and other shit will have to wait a good long while
I wonder if it's possible to have STRONG abs but also have thigh and butt fat
>>5116633
Jeez, Sonic, think about someone other than yourself for a change!
>>5116644
muscles like that are done with super low bodyfat and then implants so you arent boobless
>>5116553
>you will never be Faye's valentine
>you will never leave love letters on her doorstep
>you will never go shopping for groceries with her and hoard the snacks in the other room before she has a chance to put them away
>>5116659
meh spent 15 years prior to transition trying not to think about myself
>>5116552
which kind of chinese food?
>>5116665
>tfw you will never be a low bf qt with a booty who got ridiculous implants
>>5116672
>pregnant
Triggered
....
You better share the pocky >.<
>>5116692
I thought you were ftm now?
you can get pregnant easy
>>5116681
>tfw you will never have this body
Kill me
>>5116708
you could you would just need to be unnaturally thin for a woman and exercise then get fake boobs
I'm sitting in bed listening to christmas music atm, goodnight mtfg
and remember its only 9 weeks until christmas
Post least favourite trip
>>5116523
im tru trans™
>>5116723
myself
>>5116725
hey kay got the butterlies?
How hard will it be to pursue a career in psychotherapy as a mtf tbh fam? Its honestly the inly thing stopping me from begining transition rn
I'm gonna just stop coming to these 2nd Friday lectures because I can't learn anything in them and my lecturer can't help in any way
>>5116731
>like you could not possibly fathom
you will be fine
>Go to get mones at uni medical centre
>3 other trannies in the waiting room
>First time I've ever seen another one there ever
Weird.
Eh, and they kept looking at me too, why am I so obvious, even in boymode?
>>5116729
Are you gonna become a gender therapist? I think that would be a bad idea, cause bias.
Sipping whiskey at the crack of dawn is the true way to stave through depression.
Morning chumps and chumpettes
>>5116723
Kit because convict slut
>>5116738
>you will be fine
yeah fucking right, I will look totally gross
>>5116744
elaborate
>>5116745
>I will look totally gross
So everything will just be.. normal?
Good luck K.
>>5116745
thats the dysphoria talking
>>5116746
She is a whore what more is there to say?
What class?
>>5116744
>Implying being a convict slut is a bad thing.
>tfw violently ill
>can't keep anything down
>walking from one end of the apartment to the other is difficult
>no one to look after me
>have to go to class
>college is 5k away
>I walk
Could someone just put me out of my misery?
>>5116734
What class?
>>5116755
Probability and statistics
Might make a longer post about it later cause it was pretty bad lol
>>5116758
Are you a math major?
>watching dexter season 7
Watching dexter have like a legitimate relationship with a girl where he can be totally honest with her about himself is pretty amazing.
I would let dexter tell me all about his murders and stuff.
>>5116769
>wanting to date a serial killer
oddish confirmed for cis
GET OUT CIS SCUM!
>>5116762
are you an archaeologist?
>>5116778
No.
I was forced to get a haircut yesterday.
I'm more of a boy now and I'm a sad panda.
>deb tells her foster brother she grew up with that she's in love with him
THIS IS MY FETISH
>>5116774
Wanting to date a serial killer is cis?
>tfw no gay masc top bf
>>5116797
but why would you want a gay bf?
>>5116797
But gay guys dont date girls
>>5116801
jade i'm going to stop respecting your identity if you continue to disrespect mine.
>>5116803
but you are just memeing out of self hatred
>>5116803
I'm getting p tired of it too
I just plucked my eyebrows for the first time. Who invented this misery?
>>5116805
from this point on we'll just have to misgender jade until he stops being a bully and misgender me.
>>5116803
I need you to show me that this is your identity. You're coming to mtfg. You're taking hormones. I still think you're just afraid to admit that you're trans and that maybe you're cute. But i just want the best for you alison.
>>5116803
If you're a bloke then you should be able to handle Jade's sick bantz.
>>5116807
You could ice them down before
>>5116807
>plucking your own eyebrows
girl
pay an asian lady $10 at some fucking nail salon someowhere to get them done
>>5116810
i'm a cuteboy and femgen is dead and gaygen kicked me out for being fem. we've gone over this. mtfg is the only general that comes even close to catering to me. Just fucking stop bullying me you man MAN MAN MAN ODDISH IS A MAN.
>>5116807
Women tbh
So, what's up guys? :)
>>5116815
Ugh. Boys are so immature.
the clinic still has my male name down so they are going to call my guy name when I come up, fuck.
>>5116790
>THIS IS MY FETISH
is it?
>>5116818
Just tell them when you check in to address you with your girl name silly
>>5116818
Most places let you use a preferred name, just ring beforehand.
maybe /lgbt/ is right and everyone in this gen has some sort of sissification fetish trying to convert all the cis males here into girls. fucking gross.
>>5116815
>moans like a bitch
>claims not to be a girl
>>5116814
Kayla actually paying someone?
Hahaha
>>5116818
you know, thats your own fault
maybe call ahead and say you'll be answering to kayla
>>5116817
Just waking up.
Face still feels weird
>>5116825
More like I have a cissyfication fetish turning trans women into fem boys
>>5116825
If that's true then why are you doing it to yourself, voluntarily?
>>5116829
she is just scared of going girlmode in public since she went to the support meeting in late 2013 and got a dose of tumblr to the face
>>5116834
what are you talking about?
>>5116836
She just needs to face it but I doubt she ever will. It's a surprise she started hrt
fuck all of you. i hope every trip here get lynched irl.a
>>5116839
damn
>>5116839
woah what happened?
>>5116839
Trip off Aife
>>5116838
yes she will, and it will help her a lot.
she might even gain the confidence to actually move out and seek therapy to become normal
you're all assholes demanding female pronouns when half of you, probably more, look liek hopeless men. posting your emoticons and *actions*. I ask for male pronouns. It's been weeks and everyone here who I once considered a friend still uses female pronouns.
Fuck off and grow up mtfg.
>>5116847
volunteer work might help
>>5116837
No one is making you be here
>>5116839
Please let Kit die first
>>5116848
we honestly thought you were fayeposting
>>5116853
its cool
>opinion means a lot.
yikes
>>5116848
Ugh Fuck off you cunt
>>5116855
Absolutely
>>5116856
Sorry ;_;
>>5116839
You were trans until like 20 minutes ago, and you already relapsed once. Jeez, don't act like such a martyr because people in male to ***FEMALE*** gen are like "u sure u ain't trans tho?".
>>5116848
this here is what happens when a mind breaks, it can not deal with circumstances so it creates a new reality and then it fights to make that reality an actuality
>>5116861
no no no its cool
>>5116863
It's pretty lonely at 5am. I'm waiting for people to wake up so I can have some fun.
>>5116868
It's lonely here too.
Bf left for work and I don't back to work until sunday
alisons face rn tbh
>>5116867
How have you been
>>5116877
the same: sad and lonely.
>>5116870
That's a shame. What will you be up to, today?
>>5116882
Don't know.
Probably get my bangs trimmed, clean up the house, etc
>>5116881
Hey me too. Come watch tv.
>>5116870
Hey, at least you've got one.
Boy I'm crushing on is crushing on me too, just a little, I can tell.
And I only get to talk to him like twice a week.
>>5116523
My hand is like the one on the right and I am actively troll/harass MTF online and try to get them to kill themselves when they are depressed.
Checkmate /lgbt/
>>5116848
I am 100% just an average guy by appearance
I never asked for any of this
I don't have friends, I don't go out
Fuck, I'm behind Kayla, who just a few weeks ago was screeching and crying about not being able to go outside in "girlmode"
But when I say things like that, it's pointless bitching that no one wants to hear, so I sit back and pretend anything is ok
Just express yourself without resorting to immature behavior and people will typically respect what you say
>>5116889
That t-rage, repression sucks girl just be true to yourself and stop lying to yourself. Don't wait too long hon
>>5116889
My arm is asleep from leaning on it and I can't move my fingers
>>5116848
when I started transition I made a point to not ask for female pronouns until I started getting female pronouns from every random person I met
at which point, obviously asking wasn't really necessary
so I mean
>>5116866
but like all trannies fight to change their reality, we reshape our bodies and places in society and take the reins of our own actuality
geez maybe that's why we got so many nutters
>>5116881
and who could be happy while you're sad?!1?!
we need to get you like a million more cats, maybe a qt cat boy/girl too, so then you'll never be alone and you'll be so drowned in fuzzy love you wont be ABLE to be sad, they'll force you to be happy!
>>5116889
y?
isn't there anything that's more productive to focus on like that you actually like, instead of wasting your time obsessing about stuff you don't like?
>>5116523
>tfw one hand resembles the one on the right, and the other hand resembles the one on the left.
>tfw delusional TruTrans™
anyway, good morning. got my bangs trimmed yesterday, and got some yummy chicken wings after
I have a Melee weekly today, I hope I do just well enough that I don't feel like total shit
>>5116912
good morning how yummy are we talking here
>>5116904
>isn't there anything that's more productive to focus on like that you actually like, instead of wasting your time obsessing about stuff you don't like?
It's my hobby for about a year. Now I haven't had life dreams or goals since 2006. I don't really have anything to enjoy or anyone to talk to, so I've found real enjoyment trying to tear down MTF.
Any ways - off to work! Bye.
>>5116914
easily the best wings in the city, I can say that much with confidence
it's funny though, it's a local joint, and the first time we went there the owner, who was super old, was talking to some other old people about how the government is injecting growth hormones into all our meat and causing our young men to grow breasts
normally, wouldn't want to give my money to a nutcase like that, but the food was so good that we keep coming back
>>5116917
not very much. just took them up to just touching the tops of my eyebrows
also it is pronounced moko
I think alison blocked me.
>>5116912
I need to see about getting at least some upkeep on my hair sometime, what kind of wings ya get?
like you mean like if you don't do well in the game you'll feel like total shit? try not to take stuff so seriously and personally, games are about fun!
>>5116918
have a nice time at work angryanon
I hope you find a dream or something to live and be happy for
>>5116923
I don't know why I bother putting effort into posting here
90% of the time anything I say that I think is important just gets ignored
Just don't worry about it
Anyone up for some deep butt exploration?
>>5116917
Hello ^^ I'm mostly just lurking right now but how are you?
>>5116925
that's because everything you said had nothing to do with what's going on mayna. you missed the point entirely.
>>5116922
I know! I talked to you yesterday, too, you know.
I'd add you on Skype along with Elanna since you both seem like nice gals, but I don't know if you have one.
And that's neat.
I'm probably going to wait to have mine trimmed again since I just recently did. It's weird though, I'd have figured that trimming so much off the front would've not impacted the length of my ponytail but it has.
>>5116922
yeah if the food is good I just politely nod to whatever crazy ramblings they come up with
>>5116932
Well I don't know that unless someone calls me an idiot
>>5116933
>that one anon who thinks she's hot shit but doesn't even trip
>>5116924
jus buffalo wings, they had a new spicier sauce so I tried that but it was a liiiiittle too hot for me haha, I was dying towards the end
and like, yeah, I should just try to have fun, but it is competitive and there comes a point where you practice something so much and devote so much time to getting better that it frustrates me that I almost never have anything to show for it
the problem is that I have a lot of knowledge about the game, but I actually have very poor dexterity and I'm having trouble overcoming that
>>5116925
just do what I do and assume that no one cares what you have to say and then suddenly you won't put as much effort into saying anything
>>5116933
i don't really use skype, sorry :/
>>5116934
amen niqqa
>have a neat and tidy program for my assignment
>go to submit it
>automatic checker wont accept it for dumb reasons
>have to butcher it to get it accepted
Seriously I had to split a if check into 4 methods because anything more than if(a == b) is too complex apparently
>>5116925
I'm sorry, did i miss something?
>>5116936
we dont need more trips pls stop
>>5116941
We certainly don't need you to trip
>>5116941
I agree only the og trips should be allowed to trip
>>5116938
>university charges thousands of dollars for classes
>can't even get a human to look at your code
>uses a broken automatic checker instead
You done goofed with your tuition ;~;
>>5116941
We always need more trips. High turnover rate at mtfg.
>>5116946
Too bad that doesn't include you
>>5116941
yo stinky butt when are you going to wash your butt
>>5116951
I think suicide causes the trips to change so often
>>5116943
wowe rood
>>5116949
I complained to my professor last assignment and he said it was to stop people submitting dumb things like the entire program in one method, once its past the checker he marks them properly. But the checker is way too picky, like you can't have more than 100 characters on a line so you've gotta cut ever mildly long statement in half =/
>>5116944
Because you sound desperate to fit in
>>5116939
Nah not you
>>5116956
Have you been here ever since /lgbt/ was created?
>>5116959
>mtfg
>fitting in
>>5116964
>today like i do every day!!
u better smelly bum
>>5116965
if u wern't on cd before the kayla saga u can FUK OFF
>>5116938
Were you using logical operators correctly?
>>5116964
You make my skin crawl, transbian
>>5116965
yes I have
why am I still here
>>5116967
>I don't buy into being a trip for the sake of being a trip.
its mostly so we can identify eachother easily and help eachother and know eachothers stories and stuff
>>5116971
Hmph. You could at least attempt to replicate my style of communication.
Besides, I'm not mean to people.
>>5116969
-grabs throat- back the fuck off?!!?!?!!
>>5116970
The problem is that you have to check the the positions next to a cell in an array, and if its at the edge you need to loop around. So if you want to check the cell to the left you go cells[(x + cells.GetLength(0) - 1) % cells.GetLength(0), y], but thats too complex for the automatic checker
Kill all Aus sluts
>>5116958
>prevents people from submitting dumb things
That's actually a crap system. If a student is dumb enough to do things like submitting an entire program in one method then the submission system shouldn't be saving them.
Why do programming classes have so many training wheels these days? People need to make mistakes to learn. ._.
Also, even if more than 100 characters a line is bad practice, reality is that coding sometimes requires that you use "bad practice" because the "correct way" is convoluted or runs too slow. /rant
That really sucks about your assignment though.
>>5116976
Nice purple prose, Fitzgerald.
>>5116523
I'm older than 75% of you kiddos and I literally never posted on 4chan or /cd/ or whatever before hanging out in this thread, suck my gt bitches
>>5116969
when was the kayla saga i was on /cd/ but i didn't pay attention to kayla
>>5116975
See, that's not something I find to be... outside of what a trip should be for. The sake of the chan is for anonymity and all, but knowing one another in certain circles is useful.
I just used to trip on /a/ and only for one day, one thread, every week. And there it has a slightly different purpose. It's either for a reason, or you were an attention whore.
>>5116740
When you are a tranny you have a tranny sense. I don't how else to describe it.
>>5116982
I would give you a length of 12", baby ;)
>>5116988
>ok well my bum isnt even smelly so fuck u
yeh prove it then
>>5116986
Get out hon
>>5116985
I don't know what that is, but okay.
>>5116988
I only come here when I'm reallllllly bored
like, once I went fulltime, I stopped being so scared to leave my apartment so I always had stuff to do instead of sit around on 4chan
but I don't live in the city anymore so I have a ton of time to kill every day
>>5116986
Idk why i quoted that post ._.;;
>>5116989
its literally just so we can know who we are, this is like a fucked up support group in the parking lot in a bad neighbourhood in hell but at least it keeps the hons and normies and tumblr away
>>5116964
Trying to preserve your popularity, maam? Less trips, more value.
>>5116985
hahhahahhha
>>5116987
the kayla saga is/was forever tbqh
>>5116994
ok
>>5116998
yeah iktf basically
i only post here in any significant amount on my days off anymore, since i work and do stuff with friends and my gf.
edie and merc and anna and i are on a group text, too, so if i wanna talk to them thats way easier than here lol
>>5117000
Fair, and acceptable.
It's not like I'm arguing against it, it's just something I only ever see on smaller imageboards that I frequent.
>>5116991
Yeah I guess thats true.
Our super power is detecting other lgbt people, how lame.
>>5117002
it's just the same stuff every day here and I feel like I've grown out of the edgy angry babytran phase of my life
but until we move closer to civilization and I can get a job and do stuff, I don't have much else to occupy my time
>>5117008
I'm so proud of you ;')
This makes me glad.
>>5117002
>prose jokes
>appreciated on MTFG
What is this witchcraft
>>5117008
Such is the NEET life, though.
You just kind of do whatever to occupy time.
Were you working when you were in the city?
>>5117008
watch tv and movies or read books or play games
or u could put ur energy into a project like writing or art idk
right now im gonna go read instead of spending time on here
>>5117008
You could occupy yourself with my dick ;)
>>5116987
I do believe it started in either late 2009 or late 2010
>>5117014
Why is everyone so fucking LEWD
>>5117009
thats nothing to be proud of tbh, it's just something that happens with time and actually living life
>>5117011
everyone knows the term purple prose
and the joke was pretty funny tbh
>>5117012
I wasn't working, but I was going to university
dropped out though, couldn't afford to keep going without financial support from my parents
>>5117013
good call tbh
i might just go and practice stuff for tonight
>>5116937
it's so hard for me to find stuff too spicy for me, my partner and I always ask for extra spice with like asian take-out and stuff
what was the spicier sauce like habanero or something? that's a pretty comfy heat level in my book for a balance of spice and flavor
have you tried pok-pok wings? my partner and I have made them and they're like a tangy spicy thai wing
you have fun to show for it! even whoever wins and is the best isn't much different in the big scene of things, not to minimize your hobby or anything
if you have the knowledge then maybe it could actually help to just try to relax and have fun and not worry so you're not all tense and overly focused and critical of yourself and maybe that will help with dexterity, like sometimes I can have kinda better dexterity when I'm a little drunk/high just cus I'm more relaxed
>>5117021
Well, I feel it justifies pride. There are so many people who are having a hard time moving on.
>>5117017
I haven't nutted in a while lol
I need some silky anal walls from a tgirl haha
>>5116987
She acted like she was the manliest man who ever manned for like the past 5 years
>>5117023
Pride shouldn't be anyone's goal.
>>5117027
Who said it was a goal?
I feel like Kayla is the only one still in touch with reality and that causes him to be so unstable and manly.
>>5117022
I just don't have a super high tolerance for spicy things. I really LOVE the taste of spicy things, and I can handle a lil bit more spice than the average white girl, but not much
I'd love to start making different kindsa wings at home, but I always feel bad making them because my gf just doesn't really like wings
i don't like cooking just for myself :/
>>5117023
tbh I think it also has a bit to do with the fact that I got kinda lucky in the looks department. makes a lot of things easier
>going on /cd/ ever
only fetishists do this
