>Tfw sex with guy for first time edition
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previously:
>>5086588
can i be first
>tfw your cis girlfriends dont respond to or acknowledge your body selfie
>reposting since new thread
>>5087489
That's what my sister did so probably going to happen to me too
jk I'm a GoodGirl™ I've never done drugs
>>5087485
Nite !!
>>5087482
I don't either I just think it's so cute ugh
>>5087512
Can I join you ?????
>>5087522
down w/ cis
>>5087525
at least ufufu responded to me hahaha :S
>>5087500
>tfw you will never sex with a guy
>tfw you will die a virgin
>Thinking back at just how good Hey Arnold was.
I'm glad I grew up with such cartoons. Really taught me a lot since I didn't really have anyone else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CVucJBrliI
>>5086847
Oh hey, I got namedropped. I guess I'm not underground anymore.
ALLISON
make me some more vocaroos
so i can listen 2 them while i go to sleep u..u
>>5087557
SEKRETS OUT!!!!!!!!
As in, first time having sex with a new guy, or first time having sex with guys in general?
>tfw can't undo first time
>tfw will probably never experience a sweet or romantic first time with a boy
>>5087558
Fucking weirdo
>>5087564
>what is flirting for $500 alex
put ur trip back on btw
>>5087568
That's not how Jeopardy works...
>>5087568
I don't have a trip I don't need attention. I don't think im important. Im just a trans girl that's better looking than you
>Tfw yet to experience first time with guy
Post guys you want all up on you.
>>5087587
>>5087588
Look jupe
Can I call you jupe?
Anyway
The point is this. I am objectively better looking than 90 percent of the girls here.
I don't post pictures because I don't like to rub it in how sexy I am. I have a boyfriend that loves me and a family.
Something you will never have.
>>5087593
Got no problem stretching your ego though.
>>5087593
jupe is a cute nickname i think thanks
although other people were calling me "jupes" already so ur a little behind the curve, but anyway, what is your point anon???
i dont care that u have a bf or w/e i mean, good for you? but it doesn't really affect me at all......and since i dont know what u or he look like i have no logical reason to get jealous, so idk what u want from me
>>5087593
>Something you will never have.
Something you only have in your fantasies
>>5087587
>guys
Pic not related?
>>5087587
>>5087590
>>5087595
You 2 have good taste.
>>5087603
No it's your fault you're such a cunt. No body gives a shit how great your life is. All you're doing is jacking yourself off. Which really sounds like the only thing you're good for.
>>5087603
oh
well im not feeling that, sorry
and i dont need a man to be fulfilled anyway tbh
>>5087588
>What is flirting
Would've been sufficient, you only answer in the form of a question.
>>5087616
oh
so i didnt mess up that badly then?
>>5087609
Epic retort young man :^)
G go jack yourself off!
Well another thing is that I am post op husband paid for it because he's straight and doesn't like cock.
Im sorry that im just born luckier than you. There's no reason to hate me for it.
>>5087610
Thats what every virgin says than they cry
tfw when no bf
This general is a fucking joke
>>5087621
Nope but it's not the first time in these threads I say something about it. Not just to you, it's a p common mistake.
It's just one of those things you see so often you just can't ignore it anymore.
>>5087622
> 18. Question the sexual habits of anyone who calls you out.
> 20. Cry yourself to sleep at night
>>5087622
i want a romantic/sexual partner, but i CAN live w/o one quite fine, and my personal fulfillment isn't based on having those things is all im saying
i do agree this general is a joke, but u coming here makes you a punchline so idk
Proper beards are so sexy.
>>5087619
>not -really- in to older men
>salt & pepper hair + beard makes me weak
I don't understand
>>5087626
lol
no i understand, it would annoy me too tbh!!!
>>5087630
you'll need to step away from my husband raifu
delete andpicture u have saved of him & i'll let u live
>>5087622
You can project all you want I'm very content kiddo.I could be a self absorbed cunt too but I'm not so insecure that about others I need to go anon on image boards and brag about how great my life is.
>tfw no reason to not kill myself
>>5087603
>Shut up whore
Did I trigger you? I'm so sorry.
>>5087627
>quoting aife
>is anon trashing anon
Youre a faggot
>>5087628
No you can't
Everyday it eats you up inside that you will never experience a great life like I do. Knowing that because of god and genetics you just aren't good enough to live like me. You just went born with. I am a five foot 2 Japanese mixed with white and HAD a two inch penis. I am the perfect transgender girl
>>5087637
How about you show empathy you ugly fuck.
I know you'll never be me but pretend to be me.
Than imagine how you would act when dealing with lower scum likeb yourself
You'd act the same way
>>5087635
Which trip would you marry?
Drop trip if you need to
>>5087643
Empathy? Why would I ever show empathy to an egomaniac. I have no desire to be you, your life sounds dull to me. If I wanted a mundane relationship I could go get one. It's so cute you think you're the only good looking person here. I'd never act the same way cause I don't see people like you do, i'm not a complete piece of human trash.
>>5087651
caddy
2nd option: abby
3rd option: dollface lol just kidding i dont like whores
>>5087652
Shots have been fired
>>5087646
hey!!
stop that!!!!
>>5087643
ewww
i would find being that short absolutely abhorrent actually
being japanese/white is a cute mix! but i personally would not want to have that ethnic combination so eh
>>5087651
honestly
umaruchan or alison
i would say anna
but we're actually the same person
we dont need to be married basically
>>5087651
I'd marry Kayla tbh
>>5087652
You're one dumb son of a bitch. Notice I said son you male. I said I'm prettier than 90 percent of the girls here. That's not everyone but im objectively prettier than you. Im objectively prettier than jupitar
>>5087654
Whoever this fuck is im prettier than.
Not only that but my husband loves me and takes care of me. How much more could I ever want in my life? It makes me feel so much better being greater than the hons here who complain about having no bf while im cuddling with my love of my life right now. I don't even want to get into detail about what he looks like.
Tldr you're ugly im not
I have everything you could ever want
>>5087661
Just shut the fuck up noone is talking to you
hi whats everyone up to rn?
>>5087671
Kit
>>5087671
kit what are you saying on skype?
>>5087671
I just put on silence of the lambs. Haven't seen it in a while. Gonna see if i still like it. I was a huge hannibal lector books fan in middle school. The book hannibal was so. Fucking. Good.
You fam?
>>5087673
Tfw having a bf is hard
he wants attention a lot and wants to talk on skype and i cant do that stuff because then he might hear my voice and not wanna talk to me anymore ;_;
http://www.sephora.com/buxom-full-on-lip-polish-P174213?skuId=1589647
Which color, /mtfg/? I'm thinking Taylor.
>>5087651
>tfw there are no qt boys here anymore
>>5087654
I normally don't think about it either, just seems like certain men can pull of particular traits and it sets off some kind of reaction.
>>5087661
>>5087663
I'm sorry.
>>5087671
Thinkin' bout dick.
>>5087679
!!!!
you have a bf???????????
well good for you!
>>5087680
oh that kinda sucks
but sleeping in is nice though, isn't it?!
im okay, i feel pretty decent rn actually which feels weird but yeah
>>5087681
good
see
my husband is great and all
but i just cant have other people posting his photos on the internet
i liked pink disco and the deeper reds btw
>>5087670
You're pretty bad at this to be honest. You'd be better suited on /b/ trolling a bunch of fucks in their underwear jacking off to shemale porn on 20 different tabs until they come across your shitpost and demand that you stick a sharpie in your pooper.
>>5087670
Neato I couldn't care less. How many times are you gonna fall back on that? You think you look good, that's great kiddo. Frankly I wouldn't give a shit if you were the most cis looking trans girl ever. Your ego is ugly enough it would ruin that alone. I don't get why you obsess with who you're more "prettier" than if you look so good you wouldn't be so insecure about it.. but really I don't give a shit, no one gives a shit but you and your ego. All you're doing is being a cunt. Hope you feel fulfilled I guess. Even though your life is SO gr8888 but I guess it only matters to you if you can rub in the faces of the less fortunate. It's really pathetic.
>>5087683
Dat young lesbo Jodie foster accent
So far its ok. I remember when i watched it the first time it was ok but not especially outstanding in anyway.
Idk. The end was anti climactic somewhat, and the story just isnt really the best in the lecter series.
>>5087685
Yea ldr tho. He's cute and likes me apparently and tells me he totally gets the trans stuff and ensures me there's nothing wrong.
>>5087680
Yaaay thanks kit <3
>decide to try sample of lip balm I got this week
>it smells like thin mints
I hope wearing this doesn't make me fatter.
>>5087685
B-but what about the thousands of people doing that right now?
I kind of want to buy the Amber color because dat orange but at the same time I realize how bad of an idea that probably is.
>tfw orange makeup is shit
>tfw most orange clothes are shit
>tfw your favorite color is mostly worthless
I never feel the need to engage in catty behavior, am I just not trutrans?
>enjoying vanilla liqueur that is 48 proof and easy to drink while listening to the favorite band of your friend who died
>>5087698
There's less than 2 calories in a mint tablet thingy
>>5087702
Eh if I was mad I'd just leave. Talking to shitposters is a hobby. Sleep well anon.
>>5087693
well thats still nice, good for you!
>>5087698
oh, i have a military man (ex-cia, over 1000 confimred kills) tracking those people down one and one and making them stop by any means required u.u
orange lips was actually a thing last spring season iirc
can u get one and try it, then return it if you dont like it?
or you could make some orange lipstick with a crayon to see how it will look before u buy it
>>5087700
WHY CANT I JUST BE THIS IMAGE? WHY COULDN'T I EVEN EXIST ONLY AS THE INK ON THE PAGE THAT CREATES THE ILLUSION OF A CUTE CIS FEMALE GIRL
>>5087700
you will once you're on estrogen kiwi
>>5087707
Maybe you just need to git gud?
>>5087707
lose weight
straighten your hair
get srs
>>5087711
Does that make you a cute pa2dee?
>>5087700
Unless I'm mad at life in general and drunk on whiskey I don't either.
>tfw not a real grill
>>5087701
What liqueur? I love vanilla.
>>5087704
You underestimate how much I love mint.
>>5087706
Using a crayon sounds silly, but almost brilliant.
>>5087707
Just become transdimensional, and go have your third dimension removed. You too can be a 2d animu girl.
>>5087714
https://youtu.be/ZKz0OSF5MNk
>>5087715
Isn't just telling you to git gud working?
>>5087720
>I look awful bad bad bad with straight hair
well straighten it into a wave you would look good with a wave
>>5087707
I can't even look as good as a 2d boy...
>just wake up after a girly dream
>drive to work
>run into ex boss (had/have major crush)
>"hi, boss :3" I say in a very feminine flirty way
>"Hi...Anon :|"
>mfw I realize what just happened
What do I do???
>>5087726
got my phone back from my gf accidentally walking off with it for two days.
also guys treat you amazingly well when they think you're a wannabe guy with a vag rather then a femboy in drag, seriously everyone always wants to do stuff and give me stuff it's rad
Do trannies dream of dickgirl sheep?
>>5087733
Perform dogeza in front of everyone until they start feeling really depressed by your display
>>5087733
you made his dick hard
>>5087739
>dickgirl sheep
Probably shouldn't have googled that.
>>5087747
It was nice knowing you shell ;~;7
>>5087744
No, he was really confused :(
>>5087747
See you on dateline "freakazoids" edition
>>5087747
I'm gonna miss you ;_;
Woah! A match cut in silence of the lambs. I wonder if that was a directors decision or if the editor did the footwork. This was demmes first movie iirc and so usually production companies babysit a director when it's their first.
Maybe not as true in the old wild est tho. Either way, good.
>>5087739
Trannies dream of android sheep.
>>5087750
Are you cute? Dress up on halloween and suck his dick, say it's just a prank since you're a slutty nurse
>>5087735
Whoa, what are you doing up this late?
>got my phone back from my gf accidentally walking off with it for two days.
Good thing I didn't send any lewd pictures of naked men or she'd think something was up.
>also guys treat you amazingly well when they think you're a wannabe guy with a vag rather then a femboy in drag, seriously everyone always wants to do stuff and give me stuff it's rad
Niceeee, I want people to play card games with...
>>5087737
I'll take self-introspective cathartic depression for 500, Alex.
>>5087739
I have nightmares of my ex calling me to tell me she misses me but can never see me again, which she does in real life as well.
All I did was masturbate to a mosaic-less loli video during my parents' funeral....
Reminder to all passable girls. In the coming month we will send inspectors at a random time to check bp condition. Failure to follow instructions will result in waterboarding.
>>5087754
No, I'm full boy mode at work Dx
I can't believe I did that so embarrassing!
my mom just had sex in her room and it was awkward and i cant wait to move. ;~; DUDE DIDN'T EVEN STAY THE NIGHT WTF NO CUDDLES!!!
There's a lot more focus on how clarice is a female in a mans world than i remembered. Its actually really cool and good. It's unfortunate the film also helped to popularize trannyphobia.
>>5087754
Brojob, brojob!!!
>>5087765
how can u tell?
>>5087764
Yeah, but you dress up as a slutty nurse, it'll be funny cause you're a boy, duh.
Then you suck your boss dick because you're such a prabkster and he promotes you for being a real character
>>5087771
they went in her room together and then he went downstairs and left after like 50 minutes which i assume is like decent for a fuck but idk. ;~;
i think he legitimately thought i was a girl because when i said goodnight to him in return he turned to me with a weird look...
>>5087767
>It's unfortunate the film also helped to popularize trannyphobia.
Hmm?
>>5087779
my mom is pretty cool. ;~;
he was like my age too and a lot bigger than me so she has game.
>>5087767
>Brojob, brojob!!!
>>5087772
Fuck fuck fuck, their at the door, I'm done for kit.
Avenge me!!!
>>5087778
oh
maybe they were just talking or something?
and staying the night just bc u have sex seems kinda weird idk
>i think he legitimately thought i was a girl because when i said goodnight to him in return he turned to me with a weird look...
ask your mom if he thinks u look and or sound like a girl
>>5087783
you should have asked him if he could go another round
>>5087763
waterboard me all you like so long as you kiss me afterwards, faggot
>>5087778
>saying good night to the guy who just fucked your mom
Who the fuck does that?
>>5087785
omfg shell I will find you and i will rescue you !
>>5087790
>not saying goodnight to your new daddy
Wtf
>>5087790
lol he said good night to me and i was playing cota so i just said good night and kept playing... ;~;
plus idk i dont really think about it like that. my mom is like her own person you know?
not like it's my gf or something...
>>5087788
LOL he was cute but that's sooo gross.
>>5087787
they definitely fucked. my mom isnt one for long conversations. if i ask my mom if he thought i was a girl she'd hugbox me and say yes no matter what,,,
my mom is the best tbqh...
>>5087794
>not being a cold bitch until he gets tired of it and ravages you
So.
It looks like I lucked out, and my doctor will prescribe hormones. Yay for starting HRT months earlier than anticipated.
Good: he's never even heard of trans people, so I can pretty much set my own dose
Bad: he's never even heard of trans people, so I have no choice but to set my own dose.
Pretty clear on estrogen, but everywhere I look has wildly different information on how much Cypro should be prescribed, and all of them are also very different from the recommendations I recall reading here in the past.
Or, in other words, help me not kill myself (by accident, of all things)!
>>5087799
jesus ricky when did you become so lewd???
>>5087780
Buffalo Bill became a tranny symbol for the prejudiced. We're all just creepy felons-to-be, we want to skin women and wear them.
Lecter says in the film that Bill isnt a real transsexual though, he's devolved by childhood abuse and has wanted to be many things. Actually, scarily comparable to cwc.
ALSO I'm delighted by the amount of ways this film makes conversations interesting. Movies are always just doing a, b shots, just going back and forth between characters one and two. Already tho in this movie I've seen really cool angles, creative blocking, setting the scene in subtle and interesting ways, and my personal favorite, there was a cut where clarice is talking to hannibal and you see his reaction to her in a reflection in the glass of his cell. Demme is a good director.
>>5087783
Does it feel emasculating to hear your mom get fucked by someone your age?
And is that a no on the prison story?
>>5087788
>>5087801
I'm pretty sure weight and age matter...
>asking girls to know things
>>5087801
50mg of cypro should be enough
>>5087797
o-oh
well good on your mom for getting it in then.
idk maybe u could just ask her boyfriend? maybe he just thought u were a weird girl
your mom sounds cool! my mommy isnt like that at all in the slightest, lol
>>5087799
>not being his little girl from the start, clinging to him so hard to he can't control himself one day while you're sitting on his lap
>>5087801
25 mg cypro and 4 mg estrogen daily. Get blood tests and adjust accordingly
>>5087801
start of at 25mg, raise to 50mg a day after a few weeks, stick on that for safe mode until you get a proper clinic/endo. for less safe mode, go up to 75mg and then 100mg. stick on 100mg a day for 6 months, then go down to 50 and stick at that.
congrats, your balls are now shut down pretty much. keep taking it until you get them snipped off.
>>5087811
my mom had me when she was 16 so we're more like sisters.
my aunt is 14 years older than me and i have a uncle 3 years older than me...
being an oops baby has its perks. people love to tall me who wanted my mom to get the abortion and who didnt.
>>5087797
your mother sounds amazing
>tfw no one pays any notice to your quads
>>5087802
Who the heck is Ricky?
>>5087819
ohhhhhhhh i see thats nice then your mom sounds cool, i bet she's fun
my mom didn't have me until she was in her early 30s and i'm her first kid, so yeah
my mom kinda sucks actually, but she's really nice to anyone who isn't me, so thats cool (for everyone else)
>>5087826
This means a lot. Thank you. I'm welling up a little
my mum is cool but it's a bit heartbreaking, she feels like she failed me as a parent because i couldn't tell her i was a girl when i was 6 and waited until i was 25. i used to avoid her but now we have these long chats about all the things i hid from them and she always ends up crying. she blames herself for me being trans because i was conceived straight after she had a miscarriage and blames that for fucking my brain hormone levels up in the womb. it makes me feel like a bad person.
>>5087842
this is shaping up to be one pretty amazing family tbh
>>5087842
u can have a period if u take progesterone
right now im the heaviest i've been in my life i think, so i guess not, but i always feel fat so idk
if we're sister i might need to incest with u so that way i can have a cool fetish like everyone else that isn't dog fucking
>>5087756
its weird how awesome the ftms are and how reallly gross the mtfs are one looks like hes trying to not be trans, and wears sweat pants split up the legs to make a skirt thing and you can see little boobies behind the dirty tight shirt. I want to be like, yo girl it's ok you dont have to talk in falseto and brush it off as a joke, just get you some shorts and a hoodie and you can totes pull it off
The scene where lecter breaks out is golden. This whole movie just depresses me as to how mostly ruined Hannibal was
>tfw no verger sister
>no eel scene
>julianne moore doesnt do as good a clarice as jody would have
>generally just boring direction
;_; i cri
>>5087842
I'm getting adopted? We'll have a big family and i can be your tragic dead sister.
>>5087844
wait my mom blames the hormone shots too, she miscarried like 5 times before me, my mom's terrible though, she told me she didn't think I showed any signs, and I was like, dad kept stealing my girls clothes stash and you didn't even know I was routinely beaten on by him and groups of kids at school for being effeminate for years, what did you honestly know about me
>>5087852
my mum miscarried before she had me...
she was having a girl, the daughter she was supposed to have
>>5087853
look fam, just admit that one night when we're sleeping you're gonna try to sneak into my room and get in the bed with me because its cold or something, and then youre gonna start doing XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX with me, and when we get caught bc i moan really loudly you'll blame it all on me, knowing that the truth is that u instigated it and u like it as much as i
>>5087856
>>5087852
>>5087844
>tfw my mom had a miscarriage before AND after me
shit guys
SHIT
is this why im a tranny?
>>5087853
Remember me...
>tfw flu
>tfw gf made me banana pancakes, tea and a hot water bottle
:3
>>5087860
hey oddish, dont be so (wait for it)
>>5087861
>enjoying bananas
oh yeah, you just lord it all over us any chance you can get!
>>5087860
morbid!
ahahahahahah
oh man i am laffin i hope u are too
>>5087866
?
>>5087853
I want in on all this family business
>>5087868
i-it was a joke
because you dont need an aa anymore so you can have nanas at any time
>>5087870
lol
I was on cypro back then tho so no banana limitations
>>5087858
the way i understand it, miscarrying disrupts the hormone production balance of the uterus and can effect the release of hormones that effect the brain of the developing fetus if a child is conceived too soon after the miscarriage. the hormones released in the first trimester effect baby body development. in the second trimester they effect the sexually dimorphic parts of the brain.
ta da you're a tranny
>>5087853
awww yiisss this fam gonna be cool
also im off to work now so everyone please be safe
>>5087802
lol that ain't me, I just woke up
I prefer soft sex anyway lol.
>>5087877
adopt me into this fucky family, can i be the fugly inbred brit cousin
>>5087882
don't call me an upside down brit i take that highly offensivly also i want to be alisons siter
>>tfw go to doctor for next round of lupron injections
>>casually talking to nurse about to give shot
>>asks if still taking spiro
>>started up again after blood work
>>literally 2months no spiro before bloodwork this time to get idea of just lupron t suppression levels
>>really anon?! that's great. i have to admit i'm getting a lot better at administering these
>>lolwut?
>>anon you were our first to try out this medication on
>>dis is tojil... dafuk
>>tfw when realize i was guinea pig
>>so i'm not a special snowflake? how many others
>>4
>>all in 20's
>>i will find you....
Is meth gonna fuck up my HRT?
>>5087882
Comfy and cozy. Just a bit cold lol.
How's you? :3
>>5087886
nah anon. seems like a great idea
>>5087889
I dont wanna hear "Oh meth is bad 4 u" I know
But is it specifically gonna fuck with my HRT?
>>5087890
depends if you do it often or just once
>>5087886
>drug that fucks with liver,skin,teeth
you'll make one fine drag queen crack whore anon
Recruiting sisters just to have incestuous relationships with them is pretty sick you know. I could write a story about that.
>>5087877
Songs no good. Its no good.
>>5087883
Incest is illegal.
I dont have any tattoos ;_;
>>5087887
Whats with these photos? You're always sitting against a plain wall and you're like always naked. And cis.
>>5087890
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/4040169
>>5087896
I doubt you will but hey your life
>>5087895
@_@
angie has a morbid tatoo
is incest really illegal??
>>5087887
kind of like really into that pic tbqh. like got damn girl. but yeah im good fam... idk life is pretty cyclical here. but i'm making the best of it.
>>5087884
sorry wongor. you can be my sister kk.
>>5087895
THE CHILDREN THAT YOU SPIT ON AS THEY TRY CHANGE THEIR WORLD ARE IMMUNE TO YOUR CONSOLATIONS THEY ARE QUITE AWARE OF WHAT THEY'RE GOING THROUGH!!!
>>5087901
iirc incest is legal but you can't marry or have kids
>>5087900
a-at least someone wants me around...
>>5087896
>I do it a lot >.>
it kinda fucks with growth and stuff, so i think it's not the best for hrt tbh
also bad skin
>>5087905
But everything sucks sober
>>5087892
Take it from Larry, he knows what it means to look like a busted man in woman's clothing
Cool oner at the end here. Then of course the night vision goggles pov stuff. Not a fan of it, but its kinda the perfect fit for the circumstance. Idk, pov is hard. I don't usually like it at all, you have to have the right parts around the shot to make it work and unless you do it smart its usully hideous. Oh well.
>>5087901
What does angie have to do with this
And yea its illegal in america
>>5087902
What
>>5087910
yeah those pictures of you gave me quite a bit of insight into this condition
>>5087883
jupes left you something on skype... im going to bed...
night...
>>5087911
not a bowie fan huh? lyric was in the beginning of the breakfast club.
movie was shot at my friends high school. perks of living in illinois. i also saw the house from home alone... and lived pretty close to uncle bucks apartment at one time...
>>5087895
It's an enclosed room, like those found in a looney bin.
I'm being experimented on by a secret organization at a desperate attempt to turn me into a cis girl.
It has mixed results so far. I'm waiting for further experimentation.
>>5087902
When life gives you lemons throw them back and scream "I wanted oranges you fucking bitch" and refuse to leave until she satisfies your demands.
Srsly tho, life has its ups and downs, what goes around comes around yada yada!
Keep at it alie!
>>5087904
jormy will you ever acknowledge the fact I want to kiss your tummy?
>>5087901
Uh what does it have to do with me?
The last shot of silence of the lambs is good, great. It really adds to the creepy, ominous shit. I stilll think its a good not great movie. For everything good about the fil theres a fuck up to counter it. I respect demme more after watching it this time tho. I hadnt seen the film since i was fourteen, at which time i didnt really know anything about editing and shot types and stuff.
And now I'm gonna watch Laura, a movie I've never seen or heard of before. Released in 44. Had a hunger for older movies lately.
>>5087916
I hate the breakfast club. Bowie is ok. I own a vinyl record copy of station to station, and i love Low and Hunky Dory.
>>5087917
Why cant you be real with me huh?
>>5087927
nothing
i was just making a joke
>>5087925
Go away Jed and stop stalking Jormy please.
Kill me I'm a freak
>>5087932
Um ok
Good morning, erm, afternoon mtfg. Hows everyone doing?
>>5087939
Ty,I'm in Texas pls be fast
>>5087936
nah time will do that
>>5087941
Realizing that the hrt isn't going to help me pass
>>5087925
I don't acknowledge people with terrible taste
>>5087933
This tbh
>tfw the only person who wants to hang out with u is an autistic neckbeard
time 2 cry myself to sleep
>>5087941
sick but gf's taking care of me so alright
wbu ?
>>5087913
lily why do so many people give you a hard time? all i have known you to be is a really nice, beautiful girl. when you talk its usually innocent and not harmful. i dont know why people give you shit. hope you are doing okay. im sure you are.
>sitting eating lunch with family
>make a joke about a magic trick of conjouring jaffa cakes out of my mouth
>mum says go on then, stick your fingers down my throat, vomit up some jaffa cakes u cheeky cunt
>stick fingers down throat, nothing happens
>mum comments i have no gag reflex at all, what's the deal
>everyone else stares, waiting for an answer
>awkward as fuck
>>5087943
Time isn't fast enough. I don't want to be a freak
>>5087909
and it will get worse when you do it regularly
and maybe you could just try to use something not as fucked up as meth at least
>>5087941
Ok I guess.
Saw Crimson Peak last night.
It was decent for a del toro movie
>>5087951
Like... what?
>>5087940
Classic Oddish opinion fit for the trash can.
>>5087945
I'm just another trantran tryin' to cheer u up though...
What are you listening to /lgbt/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBXniiEgmMk
>>5087941
Hi jenna
I have a boyfriend now sorta. He lives slightly too far away from me to have any lewd stories to share with you. And yet still i demand you tell me whatever has happened with your guy most recently
>>5087942
You fucked up
>>5087949
How many dudes have you dissapointed your mother with
>>5087956
Really? Why? I feel like you're just being contrarian and hipster anon.
>>5087945
Suck it in the name of Sheen.
>>5087944
Don't give up, more changes can always occur
>>5087946
got into fight with bf and may have dumped him. however i'm uncertain on that last part.
>>5087952
never saw crimson peak. i really enjoy the hellboy films though. Idk what it is about del toro but he really knows how to do amazing aesthetics in his films.
>>5087959
see aboves. and nice to hear you have a sort of bf. good luck. i cant really do ldr personally.
>>5087959
only two, i'm not a slut, honest
>>5087953
almost everything other than maybe opiates or crack is less fucked up than meth tbh
also overdoing it is always bad
The opening sequence to dexter is sorta genius, even if the rest of the show is whatever.
>>5087962
Given my lack of libido, things probably are better for me ldr right now, especially given my lack of passing currently.
Re your boy: did you give it up to him before yall got into a fight? And whatd you get into a fight about? Whos better at cel shaded shooters?
>>5087964
Sure.
Tell me of your sins, chile.
>>5087959
>I feel like you're just being contrarian and hipster anon.
Really? Seriously?
should i play pokemon or keep watching this parasite eve let's play today
>>5087966
Yeh, its annoying but tbh better do it now before wasted time on him. I dont even care anymore about dating anymore. boy, girl, non-binary. dont care like id say im straight leaning pan but i just dont give any fucks anymore
>>5087967
Just give it a bit more time, some people see some quite stark changes from 1 yr to 2 yrs.
>>5087970
DIdnt give up to him. still virgin. and basically i had a few really bad depressive days and he essentially told me its my own fault, i need to just control my depression and stop wasting time because its nothing but attention seeking on my part.
Tried explaining to him about my depression/dysphoria mixing combo of bad feels and he was like "your just letting it control you and seeking out attention"
So i told him he understands jackshit, will never understand what im dealing with and if thats the case he can fuck off because we're over
>>5087962
The problem with Crimson Peak is that people are expecting a horror story where in fact the move is a gothic romance story.
Visuals are amazing.
Characters are ok.
Story is predictable
>>5087974
true
>>5087965
Was fucking around with ADHD meds, adderall, dexedrine... but they got too expensive so meth it is. I only smoke crack occasionally
>>5087970
it all started when i was 16, i met a girl from the internet and she fucked me in a park and in a field and in a cinema. she's now a poly aromantic genderqueer demitrans strap-on princess or something.
and from there it only got worse. nah for the no gag reflex, all i did was get mouth fucked by a trans guy with a strap-on and get fucked some dude at a party on the floor like a animal, and those were only fairly recently, the no gag reflex is just a gift i guess. i must use it for the power of good.
>>5087590
fuck look at that wildman
>>5087976
im shamed to admit ive not watched pans labyrinth either. heard its a piece of amazing del toro but ive just been putting it off forever.
Dont like horror films as well but love the gothic aesthetics you can find in films. particularly van helsing- i know its a bad film but its a guilty pleasure for me
>>5087971
No, are you stupid? I'm making fun of you.
>>5087974
Sounds like an asshole. Good job getting away while you could. You have no idea how may girls i know won't leave a dude because they cant stand to be alone.
>>5087976
Sounds like del toro tbh
I support him just because he does effects right tho.
>>5087986
Yeh, i dont want to be stuck with someone whos a cunt. And im not alone, i got my flatmate, who i'd date instantly instead of that idiot who thinks depression is the victims fault
also it makes me mad because its factually wrong and its my field of study
I'm watching dexter again because the noir film was boring and I'm lazy and just wanna watch lazy tv.
>Michael c hall speaking spanish
Take me. Tfw my boyfriend is cuban and speaks spanish and i could skype call him and listen to his sexy voice anytime but i would have to talk to him then
>>5087983
Damn. I have a slight gag reflex. I only know because I've blown toys before. How will i satisfy my man if I'm a gross tranny AND im not the perfect sexual demon he desires.
>>5087987
FUCK HIM ALREADY.
My one true pairing is still a possibility.
>>5087991
But how do i just casually bring up him fucking me exactly?
>wake up
>do hair and make up
>feel cute in mirror
>go to take selfie
>look like shit
WHYYYYYYYYYYYY EVERY.MORNING. WHYYYYYYYYYY
>>5087995
Go watch some brit shit on the "tele" with him and talk to him about his dating life and when he confirms he's single but dtf turn around and straddle him and start kissing his nick snd stuff.
I KNOW THESE THINGS BECAUSE I'M A WRITER AND I STUDY ROMANCE SOMETIMES, THIS IS PURELY CINEMATIC INTEREST
>>5088000
only problem is he might be worried about being the rebound
>>5088000
We watching dr who together tonight, put two desk chairs right next to each other, turn out the lights, put it up on his monitor and relax.
And im not just going to start straddling him, how would i even know if hes dtf
Also funny thing, we got a very threatening letter from the tv licensing people yesterday. Threatening in a "gives us money now or we'll fine you £1k, your details are forwarded to our enforcement department and a visit will occur very soon"
pic related we got in the post yesterday
>>5088008
>tv licensing
this is fake right??????
>>5088008
but you dont have an aerial connection right?
guys
today
should i play pokemon soul silver
or keep watching this parasite eve let's play
>>5088014
both
>>5087972
I think the LP is the way to go. I miss that game.
>>5088014
you should jump up and down on a dick tbh
>>5088014
Pe. Who's lp?
>>5088015
>playing a video game while watching someone else play a different video game
god damn when did my life get this exciting
>>5088017
yeah i started watching it while im eating breakfast but i do wanna play the pokemans
>>5088020
? ???????? ?????
>>5088023
agentjr
he has the most reddit-tier le gentleman voice i could ever think of
haha wow thanks to my panic attack last night only I just woke up and it's half 2 in the afternoon
there goes my plans for the day I guess
>>5088008
Don't worry as long as you don't have a tv they probably can't prosecute, they do sometimes send people to inspect houses but I don't think you have to let them in
Also it's completely legal to watch tv on a laptop as long as it's not plugged in which is weird
oh hey i forgot to say hello, it is morning
hello, it is morning
>>5088019
am ignoring it. And i cant just hop on his dick like that. also im way too shy to ask if he wants to fuck. id spaghetti everywhere
>>5088028
Well we all know they cant get into our house unless they have a search warrant. So if they try we just say they cant come in. And yeh can watch iplayer so long as its not live, which is what we do, we wait until its over to watch when its legal.
>>5088030
hi
>>5088008
fffffuck i haven't even caught up with last week's dr who
>>5088031
HIIIIIIIIIII
lovely weather we're having!
>>5088030
whAT up it MORNING!!!!!!!!!!
>>5088038
MOAAAAAAAAAANINNNNNGGGGG hahaha
i gotta wash my hair this morning
i always know when i need to wash it cos part of my bangs always be sticking up like "hey, time to wash up BITCH"
>>5088011
It's real. A lot of countries outside of the US have it. You've got to remember, our state-funded channels (BBC) are by FAR more popular than any of the others, so it's not the same as PBS which is only a tiny fraction of the US television market.
>>5088008
If anyone turns up to inspect your house, do NOT let them into your house. They'll try and intimidate you but unless you allow them to enter they'e not legally allowed to do anything. Normally they don't bother taking it further after that.
>tfw unsure if hairline is receeding
So how does one make one of those exit bags?
>>5088041
Edgar do u have a skype? I need it... for a friend
>>5088041
>our state-funded channels (BBC) are by FAR more popular than any of the others
our state funded channels in germany aren't very popular and their main audience is old people
you still have to pay for it though
>>5088043
calm down
>>5088032
you must watch it!!! It was really good.
>>5088033
Yes, i love torrential rain and strong winds. beautiful weather
>>5088041
Don't worry, we wont.
>>5088043
But i know he's not doing either of those things...and why. He says its because there are no girls who have same interests as him and that he doesnt care to go out looking for anyone and if something happens, it just happens.
>>5088044
Can't get it to work on my laptop, I'm afraid. Or rather it works, but freezes all navigation and other programs open.
>>5088058
Well put some clothes on silly ane
And take a shower probably. Do you sweat in your sleep at all? I used to really really bad, but since hrt not as much.
>>5088060
Probably not. I was expecting something maybe too cinematic out of both of you. Maybe try for a subtle handhold or shoulder to shoulder or something.
>>5088060
its just sunny and cool here
tho word has it by the end of next week we could be seeing some tropical storm type things happening
JUST IN TIME FOR MY BIRTHDAY
>>5088063
im gonna shower as soon as my towels are dry
nah i dont really sweat at all in my sleep. or in most situations. most i ever sweat now is when im driving and its like 90+ outside
oh also
>see coursemates the other day after shaving
>"why did you shave? you look better with facial hair"
>"t-thanks"
and then I locked myself in the disabled toilets for five minutes to cry
>>5088066
yeah i had a friend ask me if i could grow a beard again to be Charles I at his historical re-enactment thing. Laser m8, ps eat a dick, insensitive cunt.
>>5088065
im coming to nola 4 ur bday anna get ready
>>5088069
ARE YOU?
THATS NEXT WEEKEND U KNOW
>>5088072
no i wish i was im sorry i said it i just got excited at the idea and blurted it out im sorry im sorry
>>5088075
its okay. i thought it was a goof anyways.
that would be hellla fun tho.
>>5088077
oh yeah it was a "fun" and "good" game to watch.
also save ur happy bdays 4 next weekend
>>5088079
Why quotation marks
Was it not fun and good?
What's going to happen if I cut my dick off? Can I still piss out of the wound?
>>5088008
All students get those constantly, it's essentially just spam you can ignore if you don't watch live TV.
>>5088041
I'm so grateful for the BBC, they seem to be the only broadcaster capable of making good nature documentaries (which is all the TV i like). I can't imagine having to watch those awful dramatised nature documentaries from America full of guitar music.
thinking about getting electrolysis in a couple of weeks time on the upper lip because that's the area that is still thickest. i had my 3rd laser session a week ago and it takes a couple of weeks for the hair to drop out, this isn't going to be a waste of time, is it? like the hair from the laser laser session will have dropped out and it'll mean less laser sessions. the two therapies working in conjunction with each other, properly spaced out to maximise effectiveness, it'll mean a hairless face faster, right?
i mean this isn't a bad idea, right? this is a good idea?
>>5088093
no, that is not a good idea. wait at least a month or two (full hair cycle) after ur last laser session before going in for electrolysis.
besides, arent u gonna go for more laser sessions? most people do 6-8. doing electrolysis DURING laser treatment is not gonna do anything.
>>5088093
You should give laser some more time. I did switch to electro but only after 8 laser sessions and all that was left was a few sparce hairs here and there making laser pointless.
Morning /mtfg/!
My roommate's cat is really annoying this morning
Also gonna get some nail polish from CVS soon <3
How was all your girls' night?
For everyone who gets bitter and sadder than happier whenever they hear about my fiancé and me being a cutesy couple, rest comforted in knowing there's at least some level of comeuppance. x 3x
We were irresponsible and know my left nipple piercing has a budding infection. . -.
>>5088105
Cuddly and comfy.
Chores and made some stereotypical hispanic breakfast.
My chest is full of itchy lightning, tho. x 3x
>>5088110
>We were irresponsible and know my left nipple piercing has a budding infection
ow :s
and that's good haha I'm prolly just gonna have some tea for breakfast <3 I think my pears went bad which sucks cause I was really looking forward to them...
this discussion tho, reminds me that i need to make an appointment with an electrologist so i can get rid of this shitty regrowth ive had and be smooth 4 life
i feel like id be so much more confident if my skin were better (a lot of my skin problems are caused by over-shaving) and electrolysis will get me on that path!!!
>>5088129
But ufu you are already so gorgeous
>>5088140
that doesn't magically make skin issues go away tho
>>5088128
Yeah. x 3x
I think I should be able to take care of it, though.
I don't even HAVE boobs and we still can resist
There's some kind of dark magic there.
Also!! Try freezing them? Overripe frozen pears make an awesome kind of natural ice cream.
>>5088139
Logic and forethought goes out the window with our pants.
I am sorry for discarding your wise advice, Sage Eri.
tfw i only slept for 5 hours in total and woke up twice during that time
how are you doing mtfg? i need to start getting ready to go meet da boy in like 20 mins
when does hrt make you more girl then guy? I am sick of this waiting game.
>>5088148
yeah like, just not having to plan stuff around it or push it and hurt my skin will be amazing, I mean that's rlly one of the few reminders about trans stuff that I get regularly
>>5088149
oh I'd love to try that "easy overripe icecream" with a black sapote, also just wanna try those in general
also it's not like my partner's nips didn't get infected a bunch when she had piercings, I'm better at giving advice than following it, and that may be a little true of you too
>>5088160
uggghh im the SAME WAY. like on my days off i dont go outside and do stuff because i want to give my skin a break for the days i need to shave, i.e. work... but then i take sick days occasionally to give myself at least one day off & out of the house... i cannever stay out *too* late or sleep over someone elses place ... ugh. i just wanna be done with it already.
>>5088149
I totally understand the temptation though haha...
Also I might but the thing is they're not overripe...they're like...super hard and it's like they never ripened or something it's weird :s I thought maybe I should just wait a bit for them to ripen but they're still as hard as before :/
>>5088170
RUDE ? ??? ?? ? ? ? ?? ? ?
>>5088176
bby
u know me
>>5088157
that's rough
have fun with the boy though <3 I've got tea and Justice
I became an uncle >_>
>>5088185
i want YOUR nude ass in MY face tho...
>>5088157
make sure to wash out your asshole
>>5088185
hopefully, just go for smokey eyes to cover up the eyes of death look <3
And I'm listening to Justice as in the French house music it's sooooo good haha prolly should have clarified a little
>>5088192
MHMMMMM
>>5088167
is it really going to matter? you're not going to look more like a girl no matter what
>>5088186
oo, uh...con..grat...s.......??
>>5088188
i'm coming over bb
>>5088192
are we going to have another sexy party?
>>5088193
i'm not sleeping with him so i'll be ok!!!
>>5088197
ooo that's actually smart lol ty vivi!!
OH i love justice!! the whole ed banger crew really. i miss uffie.
>>5088204
I don't want to be an uncle though
>>5088204
no prob <3
and hell yea last spring/summer I was on a huge house/dnb/europop kick and found so much good shit haha
>>5088213
Can't you be an aunt?
>>5088215
But I'm boymode to family
what is a reasonable price for an orchy?
>>5088219
How long are you planning to be boymode? Have you come out at all?
>>5088223
Hiw much does a scissor, a flush of the toilet, and an ambulance call cost?
just released a raccoon that ate all the food in our trap, it was a reel grumpy tree-bearcat
>>5088167
oh I fucking hate that, makes me feel like my fucking facial hair is running my schedule instead of me and like I can't just shave to feel good about myself or pop out on a whim just in case something comes up and I'm at a bad point for skin for shaving
I can go like 2 days if I really just leave my skin alone and maybe an extra day rlly working makeup but then shaving is usually a lot rougher on my skin than if I'd been like giving my skin attention but getting hairs out quicker
>>5088223
Tree fitty
Is it wise to come out to your boss if you are being bullied at work? I don't really know if it will do anything since I don't want him to out me anyway
>>5088229
Its the ambulance call that's pricey. Usually here its 12,000 a ride without insurance.
>>5088230
>just released a raccoon that ate all the food in our trap, it was a reel grumpy tree-bearcat
:3c
>>5088237
You have a swimming pool, you telling me you don't have insurance?
>>5088245
I have a insurance through a local religious medical group that does not cover any trans stuff at all.
*boop*
>>5088223
Dr Nguyen in Oregeon quoted me ~2700 last year. Done at his clinic with local anesthesia.
>>5088245
This is Kayla, just nod silently and smile.
>>5088256
d'awww <3
>>5088258
Damn, that's actually affordable. Did you get it done?
Also did he require letters of approval?
>>5088245
You don't need to be rich to have a pool.. some places it's the standard
>>5088269
Not with him. Went more expensive but more local to me.
He did need letters. He specifically wanted psych + your hrt prescriber.
>>5088268
<3 :D
How's mtfg this morning?
>People being ultra loud on a Saturday morning
>Accept fate
>5 hours of sleep
>At least I have coffee
...ohayooou -___-
>>5088280
How has it been besides having balls and taking spiro? Any accelerated feminization?
>>5088286
I'm good <3 prolly gonna practice my voice a little before work! I'll prolly post it in the voice thread unless people want to make fun of m...I mean give me criticism here
>>5088294
I had most recently been on cypro so I don't remember spiro very well.
I have enjoyed not dealing with the side effects of antiandrogens. When I came off cypro + finasteride my libido shot through the rough for a while, but now it just feels stable and normal instead of absent.
T levels dropped from bottom of female range to just below female range. I didn't notice any new feminization, but I'd been on hrt for over five years at that point.
>>5088113
it'd be nice to have a no makeup day or just to wake up, look in the mirror and not feel like shit
makeup makes me feel half fake, half tart
I think I have fatal familial insomnia fuck
I havent been able to sleep in 2 days
>>5088305
probably gonna go complain to its baebees
>>5088310
oh okay, well then is the jury out on orchies making transition go faster?
>>5088321
If your T is properly suppressed it shouldn't make much of a difference. If anything cypro might be expected to help things along given it behaves as a weak progestin.
>>5088321
They probably don't make a huge difference. I'd guess the first reports of them giving significant feminization were from patients who were on massive E and no blockers.
>>5088320
o-oh ok ;-;
Highly inadvisable morning sex.
Fun at the time
And then-
x 3x
I took more meth fuck sleep
Post emoji (ゝω・)
p-please no bully
I'm a singer so I've had a good grip on my voice but I've only been practicing femvoice for like 3 weeks...
Male voice:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GCddi66wXn
Female voice:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zJXqyqDoEp
w-what should I work on girls ;-;
i want to die
i don't want to be trans i want the real thing
>>5088312
ok well im just saying, u have options as far as covering ur shadow is concerned.
>>5088230
we gotta do it E we gotta get rid of this facial hair
lets do it
u and me
>>5088346
Fuck cake >:[
But overall for 3 weeks you're doing ok. Your pitch is ok (although possibly falsetto), the next thing to focus on is bringing your voice forward a little bit. It's hard to describe how to do it, but you should do exercises like swallowing to see how you can raise your trachea up closer to your mouth.
>>5088344
It's unlikely you have significant T at that kind of dose, although are you seeing a doctor? That's the kind of dose of spiro I'd want someone looking at my blood potassium for.
>>5088346
decent
hows mine?
https://clyp.it/ushayr3x
>>5088366
100% pass and better than mine. Nice.
i want this bra, too
someone give me a bunch of money pls
Told the guy at work I'm into him and he laughed at me should I kill myself
>>5088320
I don't think it's lack of sleep tbh it's just, idk, today is grey (and rainy with bits of snow just to make things worse). It's just an impressively shitty october morning and it makes me regret getting out of bed.
>>5088371
pretty
reminds me of a local custom place, but twice as expensive
>>5088255
Then it isn't insurance you moron.
If it was insurance, then they would have to follow the mandates of Obama care.
So please keep on with your stupid bullshit.
>>5088255
You realize this is not legal in Cali, yes?
>>5088373
You've been focusing on pitch, your pitch is fine now, now what you need to focus on is the resonance of your voice. A male voice resonates in the throat and chest, a female voice resonates in your head. Right now because of where your vocal chords are located in your throat you still have a lot of masculine characteristic in your voice. If you push your vocal chords higher up in your throat
and bring your voice forward you'll be making progress.
>>5088376
Your voice passes. I've posted my voice here, yours is better than mine. I don't hugbox.
>>5088383
It is insurance, I have medical but you have to have a local provider for it to be active and its not active all over California. I only have health care for a 50 mile radius, and they don't do trans health care because they are a seventh day Adventist church hospital network.
>>5088397
ahhh ok. any videos or info places to go to figure out how to do that?
>>5088398
You truly are dumb.
What they are doing is breaking federal law.
You're lying out your ass. Just stop embarrassing yourself.
>>5088407
No its not, they don't cover trans stuff, show me where its federal law to give trannies hormones
>>5088405
Stick your fingers on your throat, find your adams apple, and then swallow. Notice how your trachea gets raised in your throat. Do this a few times. What you need to do is find a way to control the muscle groups responsible for this while you speak.
I don't have any resources handy (I had professional training), but a good trick is to try and make your voice "smaller" and try to project from the mouth while supporting it with your diaphragm.
>>5088411
>Regardless of metal tier, each qualified health plan must comply with California’s 2006 Insurance Gender Nondiscrimination Act and regulations from the California Department of Managed Health Care and Department of Insurance. In combination, state law and regulations have said that health insurance companies cannot make coverage exclusions that single out medically necessary care for transgender people (this excludes self-insured plans, most common at large organizations, which are regulated at the federal, not state, level.) However, this does not mean that all gender reassignment surgical treatment options are pro-actively covered, as some insurance carriers are still pushing back about whether they have to cover certain types of treatment. For more information about the effects of California law and state regulations, see our FAQ.
http://transgenderlawcenter.org/archives/9145
>>5088411
Google is your friend
>>5088411
Do they fall under DMHC?
>>5088418
That just proves my point. It cool though, my clinic in LA is a pay as you go and they give me SIX months of hormones, blood tests, and everything for $100 bucks a visit.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Toad%27s_Wild_Ride
>Mr Toad's Wild Ride
Jfc this is real?! I always just assumed Mr Bones was a funny name but holy shit its a real fucking ride D:
>>5088442
Hormones aren't surgical treatment options you idiot.
>>5088375
>snow before halloween
Gross. That always really sucks when it happens ;~;
>>5088415
ok! I also found something in the infodump above so I'll try keeping those in mind!
>>5088474
Snow in early november hasn't been normal here for like a century tho :(
>>5088456
So that means they would deny cis women who might need hrt as well?
>>5088466
>Answer this question: which Californian department do they fall under?
They don't its private but supplemented by medical.
>>5088474
>Your health plan has a funny definition of elective.
but like I said its a church based health plan, I didn't fucking want it but it was all I could afford. I could get on Kaisers but I can't because its $1,500 a month for me.
>>5088500
Yeah, my mom needed estrogen for her menopause and she had to get onto Kaiser
>>5088512
Thanks for answering.
You just proved how fucking dumb you really are.
>>5088506
Well... I dont know much about Alberta but at least you guys keep mountain time which is the best timezone obvi~
Our timezone is the tallest elanna! Who would follow time from a lower elevation?! Thats just crazy!
>>5088506
Basically the stretch of it Montreal is in is heated up by lake Ontario. It can get stupidly cold but it's not that common unless it's the dead of winter.
The highland areas around the valley, otoh, are cold as fuck. There's a reason most of the province is only suited for herding and growing berries.
>ask mother to drive me into the city for appointment (HRT assessment, but just tell her it's an appointment)
>she bitches about it being hard to get to but agrees and doesn't ask a single question about what the appointment is for
bet she knows
probably snooped and found some trans related papers I had
>>5088536
cool denko
>>5088512
That's fucked up tbh. Religious institutions need to stay the fuuuuuck away from schools and hospitals.
>>5088527
Best time zone! It has Wyoming in it! Fucking Wyoming!
>>5088529
Yeah that makes sense, I've at least heard of some of the ridiculous weather events some of the other parts of Quebec have had like the ice storms and stuff. It's cold as fuck here too, but at least it's sort of a predictable level of cold, nothing like the ice storms.
>>5088547
>That's fucked up tbh. Religious institutions need to stay the fuuuuuck away from schools and hospitals.
My trans clinic in LA is called St Johns, as in religious as fuck. People assume California is liberal but its actually jam packed with religious conservatives. I want out of this state soo bad.
>>5088547
>believing kayla
Come on elanna, you're better than this
>>5088571
>bay area
That or west hollywood, and both of the areas are shit holes and expensive. I am still going to Seattle.
>>5088571
Kayla has the intelligence of a 10 y/o
>>5088576
>wanting to move to one of the worst cities in America
>>5088581
What? Elaborate please.
>>5088576
The hospital I get my bloodwork done at is called St Mary's, it doesn't mean it's religious, it just means it used to be called that because it was run by nuns 70 years ago.
If this is the St John's clinic I'm thinking of you're full of shit.
>>5088585
Rife with crime and blacks, you will love it
Jesus... one bottle of aftershave balm, one tube of eye-circles cream and one thingy of exfoliating wash = £40... ouch
also
>walking through shopping centre
>feel wetness on my leg
>wtf
>then on the back of my neck
>what the fuck is the roof leaking?
>look up
>see two unaccompanied kids aged ~10 spitting on me from up on the escalator
If the little shitstains' parents were with them I would have raised hell but in the event I had no idea who to bring it up with, fucking kids...
>>5088592
There's black people in Seattle? I figured it was like super white for some reason.
>>5088604
The world is a dangerous place no matter where you go but you can't live a real life without risking death which makes it all the more worth it.
>>5088506
I LOVE YOU
OMG
SO I WENT INTO THE SHOWER THINKING ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID AND STARTED SINGING AND I FOUND IT
Omg I'm so happy cause now I sound less like a fat guy and more of like an actual girl <333333
also here's results, it's Milwaukee by The Both
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UZbRaQKPz0
i took my afternoon dose an hour late
can i still take my later dose at the same time as before or does it have to be the new time?
>29" waist now that i've lost weight
>28" after a few hours of corseting
h*ck yes
rly wanna get down to 26~27" if possible.............
>>5088607
I did hear it was becoming more black and blacks are the largest killers of trans women. Now I have to re plan everything.
>>5088613
>gun control in America
>>5088589
Please pet my head and tell me everythings going to be okay elanna /o\
I actually just had to write an email to a client. Explaining to him how math works and why the 3 USD difference between the profit projection software I would love dearly to never have to see again in my life that I am developing for him and his own figures could not feasibly be caused by a major error... It's a 3 dollar difference at month 32 and clearly caused by rounding variations ;____; *cries*
>>5088620
They do need it though
>>5088617
Great work ufu! Makes it all worthwhile
>>5088617
>tfw 34'' waist
>>5088624
We need bullet control. You can buy fucking hollow point 9mm rounds at walmart for fuck sake.
also this burger tasted really good but over an hour later I still feel so full I might puke
beetroot, pineapple, fried egg, cheese and some other stuff
>>5088612
Yay! That definitely does sound a bit better, if you keep working on it I'm sure you'll get it! ^^
>>5088617
ufufu how do I corset train? Can it make my ribcage stick out slightly less? o.o
>>5088621
Awe, everything's going to be ok :<
Honest question though, did you use floating point types for storing dollar quantities?
>>5088620
You might actually have it already if you didn't have the NRA constantly lobbying for the interests of gun manufacturers.
>>5088624
Won't stop minorities (blacks and Mexicans) from acting like animals
>>5088635
straya burger
>>5088618
...Blacks are the most frequent murderers of trans women because... they murder black trans women : |
>>5088635
That sounds amazing. You have top tier taste in burgers. American approved.
But aren't you dieting?
>>5088640
Canada has tons of blacks and mexicans as well, and yet we don't have the stupidly high rate of gun violence that you do. Your problem isn't minorities.
Your problem is that even petty criminals can buy a fucking handgun and ammunition.
>>5088646
This. I think like 95% of violent crime is within their own individual races. I could be wrong of course.
>>5088635
You are officially banned from sadposting about your waist.
Also, fun fact, I have the face of a man. A man with really tired-looking eyes.
>>5088647
>aren't you dieting?
ssshhhhhh
>>5088642
It's a kiwi chain so close enough yeah, is that a common combination down there?
>>5088636
PHP doesnt really use floats. It looks at decimals and handles them like any other integer unless you specifically pass it as a string. More or less doesn't care/has no problem working with fractions.
Oh and one more horrifying client detail
>Uses Internet Explorer
>Does not give a fuck
>Complains when things dont work properly
>Things dont work because IE has garbage js interpreter
*sobs uncontrollably*
>>5088654
yes it is a normal type of burger here and in new zealand
>>5088654
You've been posting hamburgers all week though! What are ya doing!? Eat veges instead!
>>5088636
>Can it make my ribcage stick out slightly less?
I need to know this too
if anyone has before/after pics and can tell me how long they've been doing it for I need to know
>>5088661
I go there every saturday, once a week, when I go shopping
dw I'm not eating for the rest of the day
I probably will anyway though because I'm a weak-willed miserable fat fuck who couldn't keep under 1500 kcal per day if my life depended on it
>>5088664
Even Microsoft acknowledged IE is garbage
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Edge
;______________;
>>5088616
pls respond
>>5088669
It doesn't chanage a thing
who /Jarre/ here?
so good
this may be the best thing he's done since chronologie IMO
>>5088669
Should be fine. An hour isn't that far off from being regular.
Is there any other treatment to being trans other then transitioning? I want off this ride
Which trip do you want to bully the most
>>5088688
Nothing that's been found to work and lead to a long healthy life.
>>5088688
>>5088689
Jormsy of course.
>>5088689
Jormy
>>5088667
I actually like Edge, I think it's high time that Microsoft abandoned something that's just loaded down with legacy code. Now it just needs plugin support.
>>5088695
I want to bully you shell but you are too nice
>>5088689
erin and kit equally over their esports husbandos
I need to just go full vegetarian to try and lose the rest of my muscle mass which might slim my neck down a bit too.
I want to start calling places about pricing a tracheal shave but all I can think about is them fucking up my voice so I don't even start.
>>5088713
I forgot if I do portrait it goes sideways. Also I love my new sweater.
>>5088693
Bexuuu how are you doing
>>5088717
erin
>>5088706
:3
Thankyou anon, but you can bully me if you want to, I can take it.
>>5088713
>curves
how
>>5088711
>wanting to bully nice english girl and the convict slut
Nice bully taste. But what's esports
>>5088724
Hormones?
>>5088724
It's an illusion like everything I do to try and llook cute
>>5088734
I needed your help earlier but I think it might be too late now.
I'll just say happy birthday.
>>5088725
>But what's esports
>mfw
>>5088734
i'm sorry but it's not my fault mag is the superior husbando, eru
>>5088745
Just be aware that you will have to lose and regain all the weight you want to have redistributed, and it does have limits. It's not magic, although sometimes results can be dramatic. Ymmv
>>5088722
But I want to bully you with shell x kit
>>5088617
I want to try a corset..idk what ones are good though.
>>5088757
Thanks.
Pretending the problem doesn't exist for now.
>>5088759
same tbh
it's really hard to get people to help with this for some reason
sup
>>5088776
Chillin during a slow day at work. sup wichu?
>>5088654
just shave and put on weight after starting HRT and you'll be fine
>>5088773
Yeah lol.
I know difference between a functional and a fashion corset but still tricky to know which ones are decent quality.
>>5088779
I just woke up and my apartment is a huge mess. I ended up buying this coat btw, it was 30% off so only $200 :)
>>5088755
But were straight though, I swear.
>>5088776
o hi friend.
>>5088788
I like it. I just splurged on a peacoat..because I really wanted it. bills can wait..I guess..worth.
>>5088788
>only.$200
>>5088790
heyyy
>>5088792
>>5088795
yeah i feel like its ok because I'm gonna be living in the north forever and it should last
>>5088757
>Weston Dennis
more like Worston Benis tbh
>>5088789
>that pic
Which one are you shell?
Also you two are my aus otp
>>5088800
Why can't bexe x erin be a thing?
>>5088805
bexe x booze is otp
erin x kit
>>5088809
Don't be silly you can't pair pure with slut, that's forbidden
>>5088801
>Which one are you shell?
W-well I am a brunette...
>>5088809
>bexe x booze is otp
Booze is cheating on me!!!!
>erin x kit
I like this combo tbqh.
>>5088818
there's a slut in that list?
>>5088825
Let me give you a hint; it's not Erin.
>>5088823
Memes aside you are my fav trip shell
Please complete my aus otp
>>5088841
Ehh, well I guess I can't disappoint a fan...
>>5088866
>everyone keeps telling me you're really nice, how are we not friends yet
>let's be friends
Oh ok cool, lets be friends then.
[I'm not really that nice though, its just a meme ;) ]
Whatcha up to today anyways?
why am I so lucky ?
>>5088886
Lilly <3
>>5088886
idk, did you sell your soul or somethin?
>>5088892
shay <3
>>5088893
can't sell my soul to myself tho
>>5088878
>its just a meme
And modest too
>>5088897
That's not how it works. You sell your soul to say, the Devil, then the Devil's like "yo, I got your back" and you become a brilliant jazz musician or a lesbian or whatever.
>>5088909
but mummy said I can be anything I want so I became satan
pic related
>>5088911
still sick
gf is making soup for me now later we'll watch a movie
Your libido will go down they said.
THEN WHY DO I WANT SOMEONE TO GET OVER HERE AND FUCK ME SO BAD.
I wish people didn't doubt me so much. My moms car needed 2 very special parts replaced and every shop said it would cost $1,500 and some shops refused to even try. Even my brother refused to do it and said there was no way in hell I could, and he is a mechanic by trade. I ran to auto zone and bought the parts and installed them in under 8 minutes, now magically my mom thinks I am not stupid. I wish I could do more to show people I am not what they think of me.
What could I do to make mtfg stop making fun of me and calling me dumb?
>>5088939
>What could I do to make mtfg stop making fun of me and calling me dumb?
Stop being dumb.
>>5088939
>I ran to auto zone and bought the parts and installed them in under 8 minutes
Is this supposed to not be dumb? Because what you did was pretty dumb
>>5088939
>What could I do to make mtfg stop making fun of me and calling me dumb?
Post Butt!
>>5088939
post more tomatoes
>>5088939
Stop making up bullshit stories like how you bought a car yesterday
>>5088939
I have faith in you Kay ^_^
>>5088966
Yeah I will stop with the bs stories, sorry. Truth is, I am in love with the truck I have and I can't get rid of it. Even Sophie drives the same kind of truck as me.
>>5088967
likewise
>>5088957
hey bexe should I get this tattoo?
>>5088975
,,,
(^w^)
>>5088975
>should I get this tattoo?
yes and holy hell your wrists are tiny
>>5088975
yes, but smaller
>>5088911
Shell and Erin are the most likeable trips tbh
>>5088985
this
>>5088985
fucked up tbh
>>5088983
like small enough to hid it with a watch huh? that would be a better idea
>>5088982
I did get lucky with tiny wrists because I can really pull off some girly bracelets
>tfw the worst trip
>>5089009
I don't like it..
>>5089009
why do you look asian now?
>>5089018
Ok
>>5089024
Well I am part Asian. Always have been.
I look more Eurasian now tbqh
>>5089009
Did you have Facial Asianization Surgery by mistake?
You definitely look good though, congrats.
gf want's to draw me
would have to hold still for an hour
should I dew eet ?
>>5089009
>p-pay attention to me!!!! ;~~~~~~;
>>5089036
fuck off lily
>>5089033
Thanks
I'm still very swelled, especially on the upper lip, jaw/chin area.
>>5089038
<3
also
>tfw hips are wider than gfs
>>5089049
why ?
>>5089036
let her use your menstrual blood as paint
>>5088966
>kayla lied?
there was a pic, how could it have been fake?
>>5089056
>my life is great
>mah girlfriend
>i love pusssssy
you add nothing of value by being here and you never interact with anyone except to talk about your own life. slither back to transbian hell imo
if i dont get up on some fukken dick to ride to night theres gonna be hell to pay i swear to god yall
>>5089066
find a qt guy, anne ^-^
>>5089009
The monkey brow, tiny eyes, wide lips with deep laugh lines aren't helping you much.
>>5089061
if someone has question I gladly answer them but besides that I just enjoy dropping in here and keep peeps updated on my lyfe
>>5089062
>menstrual blood
okay someone is completely insane. SRS does not enable you to have a period.
>>5089048
Oh happy b-day! Doing anything special?
My 20th is a drunken blurry memory, pretty sure nudity was involved though...
>>5089036
Why not? Especially if she's talented, you'll probably like the result.
>>5089071
w-wha???
>tfw virgin for ever
>>5089071
just a prank
>>5089062
Bibleman is the best super hero
>>5089069
No need to be salty there baby
>>5089067
im tryin ;-;
>>5089082
agreed
>>5089078
Are you French? [spoiler]my sympathies if so[/spoiler]
Is there any point to life if you don't pass and never will?
Hi fam I just got FFS how's it hanging?
>>5089090
can you see the future ?
if not, there is hope
>>5089090
Are you pretty, smart, or wealthy?
>>5089094
lookin bad as always angie
>>5089094
I'm laughing way more than I should
>>5089094
You are so salty kayla.
>>5089083
if you go out and see a guy that takes your fancy walk up to him and be all
>okay I havent gotten laid in a long time, I'm trans, dtf?
--List of Fuccbois--
Anna
Ufufu
Dollface
Cheska
Caddy
Abby
Angie
Kayla
Jormy
Jocelyn
Rawr
ElfGinger
all of you should kill yourselves
>>5089088
I am yes..
>my sympathies if so
you too anon ?
>>5089074
Watching Nausicaa with my family atm!!
Otherwise not much lol
>>5089107
whats all this then?
>>5089108
Nope, but I had wanted France to win
>>5089104
I didn't post that. I don't give a fuck about angie, why would I waste my time on that stupid idiot?
>>5089107
But why should I do that anon
>>5089119
oh.. i just watched 5min for the qt boys but i dont care about sports tbh
>>5089121
Kayla, you're predictable
>>5089107
>tfw not on the list
>>5089114
It's just fun to put trips in lists and see what happens. Watch this
--List of people who want someone to suck their GTs--
Aife
Oryx
Kit
bexe
Kayla
Sheen
Faye
Melly
Frenchfry
Moko
Erin
oddish
>>5089139
true tbh..
>>5089139
I'm not a trip but I'd like to be on that list please.
>>5089114
That's the list of people who pass and come here to rub it in everyone else's faces
>>5089139
tfw nobody to suck my GT
-list of trips who refused to donate to the kickstarter for kevin sorbos future funeral funds-
bexe
burpo
booger
brian
bingle
birce
boryx
bedie
banne
bhannon
brenchfry
bupiter
bufufu
bazorple
baye
krinkle
>>5089139
Hey if I could do it, I would
>>5089139
>tfw on the worst list
>>5089150
thank you anna
>>5089150
Where can I donate?
>>5089162
yes but the filename is also manna.png, implying that you are a man
I think I just want to do this.
what do you think mtfg? I wish I could send one to everyone lol
>>5089163
right here at
pleasesupportmyneetlifestyle.com
feel free to donate as much as you would like, $100, $200, a $1000, everything is appreciated :)
>>5089150
>bupiter
>not poopiter
>>5089167
Much originality
>>5089180
that didnt go with the jokes
>>5089172
send me one!
>>5089172
>temporary tattoo
I swear sometimes kayla must be a 13 year old girl
>>5089182
well obviously we can't call you mangie anymore. but you look a lot like the doctor from planet of the apes
>>5089199
she is mentally
and has the wrists of a 13 year old girl
>>5089203
I kekd.
>>5089203
I can clearly see how retarded you really are sir.
My really old coworker just showed up and said she found some mint in the grass out back like wtf this smells awful. Has she gone crazy or does mint look like this and smell like a wet dog?
>>5089225
yea, thats mint. I guess the book you read about them didnt have a scratch and sniff
>>5089233
>the book you read about them
Wha what?
>>5089218
getting misgendered in here means you are relevant so I guess we know who the real hon is, hon
>>5089203
can't unsee
>>5089244
I was making a book joke because you're a librarian hehe.. probabnly thought about it too much XD
>>5089203
>Getting FFS to look like that
what's mtfg eating for lunch?
>>5089271
I had wheat thins with salami and cheese to make adult lunchables
>>5089271
honestly ...... with all u eat what do u weigh?
I finally got a computer :o
>>5089271
two small crumbed cod fillets, a packet of microwave veges and an entire tomanto
>>5089271
the bad lightning makes this look really disgusting.
>>5089271
4:30am
Just had a toastie though.
>>5089271
Soothing healthy and not shitty like you have
>>5089271
what ketchup is madam drinking tonight?
>>5089139
>want someone to suck my gt
>not on the list
Fake list.
>>5089271
potatoes and carrots and coffee about as dark as the lighting in your photo
>tfw you're crying in the shower and the tears blend into the water running down your body but it still doesn't wash away your disgusting narrow hips, broad shoulders, or man face
the feels are getting to be a little much lately tbh
>>5089107
ayy lmao
>>5089299
this
>>5089293
well they are 100% organic all beef from Trader Joes
>tfw u drop your phone and the screen cracks
>>5089322
>image.jpg
at least your phone is still functional
>>5089318
>ayyy passing is so great lemme just pop into the thread to talk about how amazing all my normie friends and my normie life are now. Wow 3 weeks on HRT sure flew by, it's great getting ma'amed by baristas now amirite girrls xDDDDD
>>5089318
>tfw made the fukboi list
What a lovely day
>>5089322
>using a touch screen phone
hey look its the 17 year old typical white girly girl
>>5089332
someones not happy
>>5089332
Why are you so jelly?
>>5089337
Do they even make phones with buttons anymore?
>>5089332
yeah, I hate abby too
>>5089337
more like the majority of people between 12 and 40...
WAIT!!!
Kevin Sorbo's not dead!
>>5089321
>balsamic vinegar
kaylas palette is moving up in the world
>>5089348
>my hon senses are tingling
lmao you are such a cunt. I call you out on being a smug arrogant bitch and you call me a hon.
>>5089353
I hate smart phones, mostly because I never have been able to afford one. I still use a flip phone but its so cheap and I don't have to sign any phone contracts.
>>5089368
>i'll insult her
>hopefully she doesnt insult me back.
>>5089368
Calm down kayla
>tfw ugly extremely narrow horse squareface
>tfw not beautiful round face
>>5089383
I didn't post that you buffoon.
>>5089379
I don't know how I insulted her. I said she passed and bragged about how great her life is, and I paraphrased posts that she actually made in this thread
passers should stop coming to these threads because they only brag about their wonderful lives and passable bodies
get out you normie/elitist scum reeeee
>>5089360
well now i don't feel so bad about not donating to his future funeral kickstarter
>>5089389
>I call you out on being a smug arrogant bitch
are u srs
>>5089393
tbh I think he just needs the money
>>5089392
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! hahaha
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hhhahahaha thats so funny!
>>5089388
Kayla pls
>>5089368
>I call you out on being a smug arrogant bitch
You call out everyone who does what you described? [spoiler]because there are a lot[/spoiler]
>>5089392
Rename this thread to honny central. This is our refuge from the world. Us tru girls can find a safe space here and post about boys, rainbow stockings and how much we love everything pink and girly!
Isn't that right girlssss?? ;))
>>5089406
REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!1
>>5089413
>tfw jormy will never fall on my gt
why live
>tfw you find like fifty hair ties when you clean your desk
o-oh I guess I didn't lost those after all
>>5089413
You are a straight boy now? Congrats!
>>5089406
REEEEE
>>5089426
Your posts are literally
>I pass and its so great
What the fuck is your problem? You already pass, why do you want to come rub it in the faces of people who are way worse off than you? You're fucking garbage.
>>5089434
Your feisty today kayla
I'm the king of this thread tbqh
>>5089426
and you should fuck off to facebook where you belong tbh
>>5089441
No honny that's me.
>>5089406
Aww, I was hoping if I didn't post whatever Anne (formally Anne don't you know) would visit me :(
>>5089423
Because you'll get to experience the jöy of never having the misfortune to be lewd with me
>tfw ur phone autocorrects joy to jöy
>>5089430
N-no
god I hate cis girls
and raifu
>>5089434
>triggered
I only come here for the attention and keep in touch with a few people whom I do like .Idiots like you are only doing exactly what I want by dignifying my position
>>5089426
damn abby you're fuckin catty
hi girls
what is everyone up to rn?
>>5089464
kit
>>5089453
yes you are, you are a heterosexual man
penis in vagina -- that's you, buster
>>5089434
It's like she's just starting transition or something
>>5089467
>not overlady
wut r u doing tbhq fam
>>5089464
kit
>>5089474
>hons
>women
smh fam
>>5089457
>dignifying my position
Ok, so just to be clear, you admit that you only come here for the attention you get from people telling you how envious they are of your great fucking life? Why is everyone shitting on me when you're the one saying all of this crazy bigheaded shit? You called me a hon and said you get off on looking down on other trans girls.
Is it angry jelly hon time?
>>5089469
Even when I was a heterosexual guy I couldn't do that
>>5089482
>implying we are not agp
do you even blanchard m8? donn't make me come over and beat you. you don't want to see my boiling t-rage
>>5089496
whoa s-sorry tbh
>>5089495
now you are a heterosexual girl
>>5089495
yes you could or is your cock all shriveled up from the continuous use of bitchmoans?
>>5089494
dr mangie is here and ready to kick some young passer butt
my T rage is rising
>>5089464
Watching Kung Pow: Enter the Fist and eating pizza. How about you, Kit? ^-^
>>5089509
Please calm your t-rage hon
>>5089514
I can feel it too. I'm so angry!!
The hair on my arms has been growing again UGH!! I'm so mad!! I want to beat the shit out of some of the passers here.
>>5089488
ez katkas tbh, you?
>>5089512
eru
>>5089527
>has a gf
>ever
yep that's a heterosexual man
>>5089454
>and raifu
lol
>>5089534
>i want to beat the shit out of some of the passers here.
me too tbHONest
better get my baseball bat
I AM going to have a very nice bath right now and it's going to be amazing
>>5089536
be
>>5089532
what's wrong, sad ffs failed like you said it would? smh what did you expect, at least you went to a cheap surgeon
>>5089527
You make wanting to like you awkward. I'm surprised you've ever had intimate contact and relationships. Maybe they just didn't know you yet.
>>5089526
oh nice ! i wish i had pizza rn tbh I was supposed to get food on the way home from work but forgot and I don't really have much at home to make ._.'
I am good tho thanks for asking elf! I hope all is well with you!
>>5089512
E R I N
R
I
N
>>5089536
niceu bexe
i am going pretty good tbh tired from work and hungry tho. idk what to do rn tbh
i wish everyone here was a manbodied manfaced hon like me
>TFW you riffle through Erin's stuff while she's bathing
'lotta weeb shit and used condoms.
>>5089491
>said you get off on looking down on other trans girls
not sure where you got that idea from. If I wanted to look down on others I would tell them, I don't look down on anyone here. If I did I would just be insulting others here, might want to look in the mirror. Both literally and figuratively of course
>>5089574
ERINS
>>5089559
>26k
>cheap
Except it didn't hon.
I still get gendered correctly.
It's ok to be mad.
Wanna talk about it?
>>5089540
I just wanted to fit in. I ended up getting bullied at high school, and now here too it seems
>>5089561
Why would you want to like me? That's silly anon
>>5089576
yes
>>5089578
>sure i look like an ape, but at least i look like a female ape!
lmao angie youre the best
>>5089574
Yeah, well, give a couple of months.
>>5089574
>wow calm down kit its only me
>only erin
>only
>erin
you are my fav person tho it's kinda a big deal to me tbqh
>>5089581
no bro, you just wanted to score
get sum pussy
>>5089593
You're so bad at trolling. :/
It makes me sad that you are this upset hon
get me the animal control
there is an ape on the loose here
>>5089581
You're always posting about being lonely and things like that. But I realize that being your friend or significant other would feel lonely for everyone involved.
>>5089611
!!!!!!!!!
>>5089563
It is~ Today seems like a bright and happy day! Thw leaves are changing color and I got a call from one of my brothers that woke me up ^-^ Now I'm just doing some boring job hunting stuff, but I have my baby (black cat) curled up in my lap while I do it.
>>5089623
bye!
[goodbye horses starts playing]
trying something a little gothy today. 2 edgy?
>>5089624
>tfw have a friend with three older brothers
shes a total tomboy and adorable
>>5089629
Would you fuck? I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me so hard.
Done playing with me anon?
>tfw sick as fuck few days before HRT assessment
fucking kill me now i have to blow my nose every 5 minutes and my throat is so scratchy
>>5089633
>post this pic on soc
>If you're a trap I mean pretty good. If you're a female consider some drastic changes.
lmao
>>5089543
she got that bod tbh
>tfw anon says you have a heavy forehead
Tears everywhere
me rn
>>5089727
so you just let your dong dangle?
>>5089727
SAVED
Does anyone here actually pass without ffs or massive amounts of make up? I don't think any of you go out as girls am I correct?
>>5089682
I know, it wasn't ironical
>>5089682
pics
>>5089735
>I don't think any of you go out as girls am I correct?
I don't
>>5089730
yes, I don't wear panties around the house
>>5089735
I got gendered female pre-hrt while I had stubble a few times, normies are dumb, all you need is long hair and a dress tbh
>>5089735
Sure, there are ugly girls too, ya don't gotta be some 11/10 model to pass
>>5089735
I don't pass, but people are nice and I do go outside as a girl.
>>5089734
want to go meet up next week? I have all week off, my aunt gave me the week off because I am going with her and my cousin to Arizona on Friday. So basically Monday through Thursday I will be free to do crap. I am staying in Socal for Halloween too, but going up north the week after.
>>5089744
I doubt that. I am pretty manly looking.
>>5089750
My clinic appointment is the 23, on a friday, I was going to go girl mode. Wanna do something then?
>>5089773
my bfs sleeping on the couch
i am debating if i should walk up to his face and tea bag his face with my nut sack
>>5089776
Absolutely.
>>5089626
>2 pussycats at once
you're an alpha male and a player
>>5089776
Why would you do that? ;-;
>tfw crappy birthday today
Some days aren't worth waking up
>>5089782
because I can and I actually like my penis and balls
maybe he will wake up and suck me off
>>5089776
That's kinda rude tbh !!
>>5089735
I don't go out as one but ppl still call me a girl a lot >>
>>5089773
4 brothers ?? I can barely handle my 2 older sisters. I couldn't imagine 4 !!
>>5089783
; ~ ; Can I bake you a cake
>>5089773
shes really cool, I'm glad im friends with her ^_^
>>5089789
My mom works in a bakery and forgot ;-;
>>5089789
>That's kinda rude tbh !!
i do it all the time, he usually massages my sack with one hand and does an upsidown blow job and kisses my clit head
>>5089735
I haven't had any problems since like 5 months hrt and I don't wear any makeup in like a year
I'm still on the Hiro-tan hype train, he's just too cute
>>5089795
I think that a lot too ; __ ; I've never met my brother but he actually hates my guts, feels bad
>>5089794
O-oh ; __ ;
I'd feel terrible if I forgot my own families birthday....
I hope it gets better though !!
Everyone deserves a nice birthday
>>5089799
L-lewd anon!!
sounds like a keeper though ./////.
>>5089765
Oh, I will be gone for the weekend on that date.
That sucks.
>>5089805
I wish I passed ;_:
also ur all dumb stop making stupid tier lists
>>5089805
haven't* worn* any*
I don't like it
>>5089814
I thought you did
before I left erins group chat, you said you get gendered female by strangers
it's like jormy said, normies are retarded
Haven't shaved in a 3 weeks.
Rate my manly beard
>>5089816
Best anon tier list:
1. Anonymous
2. Anonymous
3. Anonymous
4 (tie). Anonymous
4 (tie). Anonymous
>>5089814
>Oh, I will be gone for the weekend on that date.
>That sucks.
it really really sucks
>>5089823
oh
my
fucking
god
gross angie
>>5089829
Yeah I want to see you in girl mode. We can both be unpassablehons lol.
>>5089820
Yeah then they talk to me for like 30 seconds and realize I am a fucking tranny.
>>5089836
I started growing it out when I was 17 and I am 24 now. Keep in mind I get it cut to get rid of the dead ends. I have to go get it cut again soonish.
>>5089835
>tfw you start to associate certain trips with certain anime girls
i've been here too long
>>5089786
O-oh. Well, w/e you like then. I hope it happens!
>>5089789
Brothers are easy tbh. You just gotta worry about getting beat up until high school, then it's all brotherhood and stuff from then on. It also helps that they all feel really protective of me ^^;
>>5089795
I'm sure they like you too! They just might feel weird about the trans thing. Once they feel more normal about it, I bet things will be better than ever!
>>5089844
Oh gosh, anon, who am I? o.o
>>5089842
>Yeah I want to see you in girl mode. We can both be unpassablehons lol.
...yeah lol... right
well anyway can you go with or not? I want to get my ears pierced that day, we can both get our ears done and go out to lunch
>>5089851
a faggot
>>5089851
rape elf victim #2248
>>5089847
Oh I'm not out to anyone in my family so it's not that, although I heavily suspect my sister has figured it out.
They are all twins tho so I kinda feel left out growing up ;~;
>>5089836
I just had surgery not too long ago anon.
Not suppose to shave for a few weeks.
>>5089853
I told you I am going to Arizona on Friday. Sorry ;_:
>>5089697
I need FFS
>>5089851
>tfw straight male
>think elfs boymode is insanely beautiful so is her girlmode
>>5089844
Which anime girl am I? Can I be this one?
>>5089859
Really?
Looks like I'm never getting FFS then
>>5089847
Oohh are they pretty close to your age? My siblings are all 10+ years older than me, so we didn't really grow up together. I'm the baby child ; ~ ;
>>5089856
Holo best girl <3
>>5089870
Confused anime girl #42069
yall wanna talk about science?
>>5089880
Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer!
>mfw this came out 15 years ago
>mfw used to be interested in skating as a kid but was too uncoordinated etc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCSJzw6QM_Q
>>5089860
I don't want to go in girl mode alone
>>5089874
she is tbqh
>>5089868
iktf ;_;
>>5089664
>>5089870
No because she's very feminine.
>>5089892
Well I already made a commitment to my cousin that I would go with her. I am sorry Kayla.
Also, don't ask your don't for benzos. You will get addicted to that shit so fast and I heard it is harder to come off than opis.
>>5089880
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boötes_void
Every fucking time
>>5089892
Take me I'll pretend to be your daughter
>>5089896
Oohh okay, gl !!
So it still hurts then? I really know nothing about surgery sorry
>>5089895
I still need to watch it,
Only read the Light novels during SSR in high school
Those nudeish pictures of holo were pretty awkward >.>
>>5089916
What game anon
>>5089916
>being shit at games
>>5089922
SF V
>tfw you walk down the stairs and your chest bounces slightly and every bounce hurts a little
>>5089929
>bounces
i wish
>>5089929
aww bexe's growing up :3
>>5089927
Just Haduken : ' )
>>5089929
>tfw you go running for the first time in months and your chest bounces with each leap you take
>>5089926
what's wrong
>>5089929
sounds amazing tbh
bobs when
>>5089922
>Take me I'll pretend to be your daughter
are you in cali?
im only 26 anyway
Would you do it girls?
>>5089735
Some of us have full time jobs as grills.
>>5089941
>sounds amazing tbh
It's not
>>5089938
this is more my tempo
>>5089929
Bexe becoming all grown up.
Also yeah, you might want a sports bra.
>>5089929
>tfw idktf
boobs were a lie
http://strawpoll.me/5762037
http://strawpoll.me/5762037
http://strawpoll.me/5762037
http://strawpoll.me/5762037
>>5089947
hi jorms are you still mad at me bc i didn't play dota with u that one time? ;~;
>>5089960
are you living as a grill yet? near LA?
>>5089941
God no. I mean it's one of these "omg puberty is happening" moments, but 3-4 flights of stairs in uni with shitty elevators made me appreciate bras.
Also hey kit.
>>5089959
No I'm just sad
>>5089938
stop stop stop this is exactly the sort of thing that gives me panic attacks
>mfw I like science
>mfw it doesn't like me back
>>5089963
Nope, never presented before except for cosplay. Usually dress andro.
Also I'm in Bay Area
Rip our roadtrip.......
>>5089975
>Bay Area
san fag sisco?
>>5089980
I'm fairly good, had a busy, grey day, but otherwise it was good.
>>5089938
Sorry but you could never comprehend my mass.
>>5089955
i have one but i never use it tbh
i've also read bras can increase sagginess and i really want to avoid that
>>5090003
They can but like, there's situations where it's still preferable.
Don't wear them to sleep or like, 24/7 even at home and you should be mostly okay.
