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>tfw no anyone
>>5070131
What can I do though?
I look like Max Payne.
Anyone looked at this episode? >>5067125
It makes me depressed.
I don't want to end up like that, and with men like that.
A-at least there's no one else here at the women's center today
The desk nurse recognized me though and I'm mildly upset
im ded
everyone post fav trip
>>5070155
bexe
Guinness and making out with gf after university is best
>>5070155
shaniqua
>tfw compulsively bite my nails
>>5070160
sounds gr8 tbh
Lol I'm eating lunch and some girl just came up to me and invited my tranny ass to bible study
>>5070152
Arent you from Germany? Why are you upset?
>>5070167
are you fulltime now?
>post response
>new thread
>>5070111
I'm going through Planned Parenthood to get them, plus I'm seeing a therapist.
I might see about that? And should I try with a toy first or what? I've never even tried anything anal before.
>>5070112
ok. yea, I'm currently working on losing weight and have dropped 14 in 2 weeks and going strong from there.
I'll have to check both those places out! That sounds great haha. And I only had po boys and pickles once but it was way too salty for me
>>5070167
I wonder where Sandra went..
>>5070160
You better be drinking it in a pint glass and eating salty food with it tbqh.
>>5070171
No I'm American and I don't like being noticed
>>5070174
No but I'm sitting in a corner in a building on campus by myself so I took off my vest and I'm not wearing a bra so my tits are poking out
>tfw classes cancelled
>tfw 2 hrs early to uni
[screams internally]
>>5070167
I've been to bible study a few times it can be p fun
>>5070185
Last time I went to youth group I had a panic attack
>>5070182
>don't notice me s-senpai...
>>5070189
It's really difficult because someone always notices me and I hate it
>>5070175
>And should I try with a toy first or what? I've never even tried anything anal before.
W-well if you plan to have sex with a boy then yes. I trainded first with a 4 inch thick toy and it helped a lot. My first and current bf is coke can thick and despite the training it hurt a lot, after 2-3 minutes pain it started to feel realy good but i bleeded a bit and he started to get worried because i didnt told him that i am a virgin. So yes if you plan to have sex with someone want it to be enyoable train with a toy. Start low and go higher.
>>5070183
I once had a girl go out of her way to walk over to me and ask a question
I was in full fem mode
I couldn't say anything :(
>>5070194
Ugh that sucks =/ I had to walk across campus once in girl mode, carrying a purse and full face of makeup because of unforseen reasons and I was absolutely fucking mortified that someone I knew would see me or something like that would happen
>>5070188
o-oh. Any reason why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFpz0N2lpwc
How far can you make it mtfg?
>fapping for the first time in a while
>cum
>is watery, shoots out but more "squirty" than cum shot
Is this being a woman?
>>5070201
I jokingly blamed my lack of a soul but churches make me for real anxious
>>5070205
I've watched through the whole episode, but skipped past the part where the documentary person got a drag make over.
At here >>5070148
Basically, that episode is just too depressing.
I don't want some faggot beta. Like that fat 30 year old, holy shit.
Maybe it's just the autistic losers that wanted to be on the show? So maybe there are non autistic betas that are interested?
>>5070209
O-oh I get whatcha mean now! Yeaah I remember that feeling all too well before I started goin regularly. ~_~ but it became really comfy after goin a few times
>>5070200
I avoid the busy areas too
fem clothing should make you unrecognizable, right? (and sunglasses helps)
>>5070193
oh god so now I have to buy a toy haha....
uh any recommendations on starting size and where to get them?
Cause I do know I'm gonna want sex...
Hey Baes. What's new/good?
>>5070213
I grew up going to church
>>5070170
>>5070175
congrats on the weight-loss! ya already cut out soda and shit? make sure to moisturize and take care of your skin to help prevent stretchmarks with rapid weight changes
what did you try at po'boys&pickles? the dirty bird is pretty good for something more basic tho it's like from a full roast chicken so there's a chance of bones and although it's kinda intense my fave is the surf and turf with the fried shrimp replaced with fried oysters cus I can be picky about shrimp texture/quality, I just also have a kinda high-salt diet from health stuff
also there're a few stores in portland if you're looking for a toy, I've gotten a few nice things from nomia
>>5070205
well, I've made it 3 mins in and am feeling like this is a documentary about chasers exclusively
>really bad face
>tall as fuck
>gross shoulders
>old
;_;
It feels weird that I get no more dysphoria from my face.
Guess ffs did its thing
>>5070223
Same story here but I stopped for a while and fell outta faith before I came back to it. I def got a lot happier and nicer to everyone once I started goin back.
>>5070003
>thinking about call afterwards
>realise she mentioned there were two clinics, one regular and one a youth clinic
>didn't really think anything of it because didn't think it mattered which one I went to
>everything online said youth clinic though
>go to find the other clinics address
>literally does not exist
>all I can find is information on the youth clinic
Man I was so nervous calling and phone calls give me so much anxiety. Now I have to call back and figure everything out. I'll hold that off until tomorrow though because I'm tired.
/blog
>>5070211
Yeah it's unfortunate that the only alright person in there is an older transitioner.
But yeah the whole episode's so cringe-worthy.
>>5070225
You'd be right about that, it is indeed mostly about chasers.
>>5070219
Best starting size is your fingers after that try 3, 3.5, 4 inch ones from amazon. Dont know if you like silicone jelly or glass, you have to try but silicone are the cheaper ones. also i recommend vaseline as lube.
>>5070224
>>5070224
thank you! I pretty much changed my whole diet and started going to the gym. I used to eat shitty and now just eat healthy stuff and salads and stay away from sodas and condiments and empty calories. And I'll keep that in mind, I normally moisturize anyway so that should be fine.
I had the gravy fries and a surf and turf po boy I believe. The gravy is just so super salty
And ok although idk how many weird looks I'll get for going in there...a know there's also Treasure Chest II but idk
>man hands
>man feet
>man fingers
>huge nose
>man lips
>caveman brow
>started to late to get any real changes
>>5070236
That first guy, the foreigner with the perfum collection, he looked like creepy chaser David Mitchell.
Also "admirer" oh god I forgot they call themselves that.
>>5070240
How old?
>>5070249
Well they keep posting anime so I can't take anyone seriously after what kiwi did.
>>5070252
I have trouble believing someone who thinks 5'10" is too tall and 20 is too late.
>>5070246
>David Mitchell
Oh boy now I can see it. Though the personality is also similar to Robert Webb's. Just a bit. That awkwardly executed "pretend to be alpha male" thing.
ohayou
>>5070254
I have trouble believing anything anymore after the drama. Is everyone on this board insane?
>at uni waiting g for class to start
>end up talking about farming and raising horses with classmates
God bless the south
>>5070261
Hi angie, hope you are recovering well!
>>5070256
>Though the personality is also similar to Robert Webb
LOL If they had a love child, it would be an abomination.
>>5070240
>daily repetitive shitposting
>>5070257
Ohayou gozaimasu
>>5070256
>47th most handsome man in the world by vote
>pretend
He is a pretentious asshole though, mitchell carries all the genius
>>5070248
22, started at 20.
>>5070249
I did start too late though ;_;
>>5070273
I must share my feels.
>>5070268
>if you didn't pass before hrt...
Please define this sentiment.
>>5070277
>I did start too late though ;_;
No
>I must share my feels.
Go share them to a shrink
>>5070238
lol well of course the gravy is gonna up the salt level and fried seafood isn't usually too mild
my partner and I recently had the poutine at duckfat and that was pretty fucking salty/intense but pretty great
the treasure chest is the one I haven't gone to tho I think they may focus more on videos, condom sense and nomia are down in the oldport,
condom sense has a bit less sex-toy selection in my opinion but more lube and condoms and novelty stuff like dick candy and it's right next to this cute little candy shop with homemade fudge and all sorts of local and vintage candy tho my partner and I often just get the violet gum cus it's a great palate cleanser,
nomia is nearby kinda across from the holy donut and stuff and it's pretty private because you go up this stairway with other businesses up there and it's nice and quiet and a women-owned/for-women type place with a pretty big toy selection and some cool antique toys on display and they're super friendly and helpful
>tfw disgusting man eyes
>>5070281
I only meet my shrink once a month, its not enough to truly share feels.
>>5070283
That sucks anon but it's all the same after 20 really.
>>5070287
>That sucks anon but it's all the same after 20 really.
Do you have the slightest clue how things work?
Are you even trying?
hi girls what are we talkin about in this thread rn?
>>5070287
Yeah but I had ffs and passed before that, so honestly age is bullshit really.
>>5070287
hey i have disgusting man eyes aswell lets be friends
>came out to mom two days ago
>she tells me everyday not to do it
>"not everyone gets to be completely happy. just don't think about it."
>"it's just the devil's work. pray harder!"
>"you're going to be an ugly girl. why even try"
part of me is kinda frustrated but internally i just kek now
>>5070291
I think so ;_;
>tfw face didn't get more feminine so no way I could pass
>>5070295
>just get ffs :)
>>5070296
heavely sharing feels*
I have two shrinks already!
>>5070303
>tfw mom wants me to pass but I can't
>>5070303
Did you start hrt or anything yet?
>>5070205
cringe
>>5070306
Post pics or stop your incessant whining. At this point it's getting absurd. You'd have to be a massive outlier or well past your 20s for HRT to not do anything in 2 years.
>mfw the only other patient today was also trans
>>5070266
You're the one who's studying welding, right?
As a fellow Avatar fan, I feel like if I were learning to weld then I would spend a lot of time pretending in my head that I'm an earth-bender who's learning to metal-bend.
Have you ever done something similar, or am I just a dork?
>>5070266
I'd really like to live out on the country. To bad the rural communities are going extinct here...
>>5070308
Not yet. Going the legit gatekeeper route
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pUSIjdvTIY
>>5070313
It's true though, 20 is a really bad age to start at.
Is anyone on 4chan intelligent
I've came to the conclusion that every tranny except me and one of you is fucking retarded
>>5070329
No, it's not. 20 is a perfectly acceptable age to start at, and the vast majority of people start older than that. Unless you get very shit luck, HRT will still do a lot at 20.
>>5070329
No it's literally the opposite of a bad age to start at you meme spouting retard
>>5070313
It's true though, hrt won't make a masculine face, body passable
>>5070319
Ha-ha yeah I do the same thing but with edgy FIREBENDING since it involves alot of flames too. I guess we're both dorks anon Cx
>>5070322
Its boring AF most of the time and everybody knows everybody else but that can be p cool too.
>>5070323
Im pre hrt too. We can share feels fam.
>>5070328
Farming is super popular here. I was just talking about harvesting crops not to lo g ago lmao
>>5070329
Not really you still have plenty of time ^,^
>>5070341
>tfw no qt edgy manlet airbending anarchist bf
>>5070340
>face
I beg to differ, within reason it can help.
>body
Fam, I have hips now. I did not have hips before HRT. HRT isn't magic but it still can do a lot at 20.
>>5070347
hahaha
Yeah, he was all hot and all, then you got to see how much of a manlet he was.
>>5070346
There is still nothing to convince me that you're anything but a cringeworthy meme.
>>5070333
I am intelligent. I know a bit about everything and yeah I also feel like 90% of trans girls are kinda stupid.
>>5070354
How can I convince you?
I'm not delusional or anything, it's all true ;_;
>>5070333
There's a lot of misinformation and dogma here, but I wouldn't say people are stupid.
>>5070357
Post before and after face.
Elannas really pretty tbh
>>5070328
>>5070341
>fire instead of earth
I suppose that makes more sense, but the only instances of "using bending to manipulate metal" that we've seen were by earth-benders.
Although now I'm wondering if the Avatar universe has any fire-bender welders or if it's all metal-bending and/or "mundane" tools.
>>5070347
>tfw you can't shoot explosion beams out of your forehead
P'li was living the life.
>>5070350
I'm really really hoping my genetics allows for hrt to do something like that even tho I'm almost 26 @_@;; keeping my fingers crossed
>>5070347
>Tfw no qt femboi bf
I know she's a girl but I want a bf with a look like this so bad arfh andro drives me BONKERS m8
>>5070350
You are the only one w hips and I'm willing to bet those hips were partly there pre hrt
Same goes for your face bc we see it in every qt girl's timeline. They essentially looked the same pre hrt
Not being negative, just realistic
>tfw taking the long bus routes so i can sit onnthe bus for hours and zone out to music
>tfw sat in a pub on my own just so i can drink alcohol and be out of the house
What is this life? At least i look like a gril
>>5070333
i study physics at an ivy league college
but i'm socially retarded
so there's that
>>5070377
What are you looking for anon?
>>5070369
Probably so. I mean in season one mako was an electrician with his lightning bending so it isn't a stretch to assume there are welders.
>>5070376
That's why I'm studying makeup fam! Even if hrt doesn't do much for my fugly face I'm gonna make on makeup in layers till I get it looking halfway decent!
>>5070362
It looks the same except long hair.
Hello friends! What's going on today?
>>5070381
Someone to talk to maybe, maybe to just feel like im socialising in some weird way. But i have people who wanna be my friend, I just don't like friendships, i prefer just speaking to randomers on a night and then never seeing them again
I wish i wasnt this broken and could have normal friends and stuff
>>5070396
Like, I've been broken too but being around people and seeing them for a few days, then weeks, and months is nice you become familiar with things and can understand yourself better instead of sitting inside and shunning people because of stuff or whatevr happened in the past.... ._.
>>5070389
Fuug the 28th not eds to hurry up so I can at least order a supply. D:
>>5070389
I don't think its working well but it makes me feel better that you would say that.
>>5070404
I'd be ecstatic if my transition went as well as yours tbh.
>>5070341
it's pretty big here too, heck up north where my mom's from they still have a school holiday for potato harvest tho few kids still work on farms
my partner was also reading about how a large portion of farmers are going to be retiring and looking to sell and pass on their farms in the near future just with the age demographics
it's kinda my partner's and my dream to have a little specialty farm like there are already some of around here and for my partner to supplement money with computer work from home so she can also be around a lot when we have kids
>>5070369
I always thought it was kinda implied that the fire nation used their firebending to build all the crazy metal war machines with welding and stuff since metal bending was unknown at that point and most of the more sophisticated tech advancements seen in the second series aren't around in the first besides more primitive seeds of stuff
>>5070403
Invent a time machine tbqh. Or go into a 2 week coma. It's functionally the same.
>>5070404
Idk, you post before and after stuff pretty frequently and you have pretty dramatic results for 8 months.
>>5070363
t-thanks
Sometimes I wonder why I even come here lol.
Which avatarfaggot has the best pictures?
>>5070413
same tbh
>>5070413
Why 4chan at all?
>>5070413
Boredom tbh
>>5070419
well /co/ is one of the best places to get new episodes of that sort of stuff
>>5070400
I have one group of friends who i see like every month or 2, i like them but never speak to them outside of when we go out. I just wish i desired to see people more, I get lonely but dont wanna speak to anyone on anything other than a no strings level so they dont get mad when i never speak to them again, or for weeks or something
>>5070391
I got my blood drawn by a community college student
Motherfucker was nervous as hell, his hands were shaking while he held the needle in my arm and it hurt
>>5070420
Same. Glad I don't work today but man I get bored.
>>5070408
I hope so for you too.
>>5070410
You think so? I could look better though and that's what really hinders my progress. I do want to get into therapy but I don't have the funds at the moment and I want to finally like settle somewhere so I can get the same shrink and kinda start the process of actually accepting myself. I accepted I am trans, and that I have to transition but so far I haven't embraced my femininity. So many years of hiding my true feelings as a girl and I find it so hard to feel good again being feminine. I still keep the act of being a man up.
>>5070409
That does sound pretty dang swanky if y'all can pull it off. But how near you talking? Like 10 years or so? Ugh I want kids but I'll have to give up the dream since I'm gonna be sterile :<
>>5070410
TIME MACHINE HOOOO!
>>5070413
Social interaction!
>>5070413
Habit whenever I check another board.
>>5070429
>To make posts to elevate the quality of the place
lol. all I do is shitpost here though.
>>5070426
I was gonna meet some Italian lady for coffee but spent the day with my ex-bf instead. She seems kinda bitchy and unstable anyways but it could have been nice and I wasn't ready or something to feel comfortable as am I now but whatever its not worth my time even if it was my fault but ah well shoulda coulda would. ^_^
>>5070413
Same here kuro
>>5070440
So kayla passes better than ufufu and anna?
>>5070409
Oh yeah!
I was thinking in terms of just LoK before so I overlooked that entirely, but yeah, they definitely had to have been using firebending for that.
>>5070440
>The nicest trip now is Oryx and the most passing trip is tied between Kayla and Lalalily.
kek.
>>5070447
Both of them are manfaced while Kayla and Lily have perfectly feminine faces
>>5070447
Closet fetishist vs 2 employed fulltimers
That's poor b8 m8
>>5070434
You're your own worst critic. There's a lot of people here who would be very happy to be in your position.
That said, embracing who you are is a really hard thing to do, and it takes a long time to rebuild a sense of identity. To give a sense of how long that can take, I'm still in the process of trying to let go of things and rebuild a sense of self, and I transitioned 5 years ago.
>>5070454
>le ebin ufufu has a manface maymay
>>5070446
>I thought I was the nicest
I thought I was at least nice
>>5070447
Fuck off hon.
>>5070462
Yeah. Fuck you. You're mean. Give me your money.
>>5070435
however long it takes us to get there, my partner is really starting to focus on her education again with computer and business stuff to get us started and I need to sort out my health stuff
I'm probably already sterile and my partner can't have kids either but we still want them,
I lean towards adoption but my partner likes the idea of some kind of "designer baby" and most of her sisters have offered to surogate
>>5070450
yeah firebending forging and welding and captured earth kindom labor and engineering, and that kinda set the seeds for most of the newer technologies
>>5070454
Bad b8 m8, no 8/8 for you
>>5070464
can't believe this was rawr.. right? I think she has a bright future tbh. ^_^
>>5070462
Iktf. Then I realized that I'm a closeted bitch and go off on people from time to time.
>>5070471
Top kek
>>5070467
I don't have any money
>>5070475
I have hope and would never wish anyone to suffer in this cold empty void of reality..
post a picture of yourself to see who is the most passing
>tfw dysphoria too strong to live
>tfw face is ruined by puberty
;_;
>>5070473
Oh I know I'm a bitch but I try to hide it with being cute
>>5070469
I wish all the best for y'all! adoption is prolly gonna be the only real option for me tbh. But isn't it hella expensive?
>>5070483
If I did all you'd see is an ugly guy so I'll spare the thread
>>5070440
well she's not around as much but circe is the nicest
>>5070465
>what can I do to be considered more nice? I haven't blown my top in a month so I am getting better
and you just need to keep that up until it outweighs past shit because a lot of people have been burned by your past crazy flip-flopping and there's no easy quick way to undo that
>>5070484
>tfw you wanted to kill yourself last night for the first time in years
BOO BLARGH
I AM HERE FOR YOUR GIRLTINKLERS RAWR
DON'T LOOK UNDER YOUR BED I'M THERE AND DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO BEING SEEN
>>5070493
shoo shoo goyim goblin
>>5070489
lots of stuff is rlly expensive but when it rlly matters you find a way, I mean I think a lot of us can get that from transition stuff
>>5070465
You just drop trip and shit it up, faggot
>>5070491
>tfw you want to kill yourself all day every day
Got the DVD of this today, just came out. Joshua Oppenheimer is such an incredible filmmaker. One tidbit that especially struck me was a 1965 US news report shown talking, perhaps predictably, about what great news it was that communists being killed (it was a Death And The Maiden-style scenario, you know, "Don't like your neighbour? Say he's a communist", a dictator- Suharto- labelling every intellectual and artist as a commie, etc. etc.), but then showing the Goodyear tire company, amongst others, using slave labour from the death camps on their plantations- as a good thing. This was literally only 20 years after the end of WWII and they were doing the exact same thing as German companies like Hugo Boss and Siemens infamously did with regards to Auschwitz.
>>5070211
>I don't want some faggot beta.
Beggars can't be choosers.
>>5070285
I've heard so much really good stuff about duckfat. I should have gone before I went vegetarian! haha
And ok. Yea I've seen condom sense (cause I used to go to the candy shop all the time <3) but I always thought it was more of a novelty place. I'll check out nomia though cause I like buying my girl stuff from Earthbound which is right next to there!
Also on an unrelated note to whoever was talking about lewd earlier, I had some fun in the shower just now. Good news and bad news:
>Good news
I'm totally gay. Yup. It felt really good. I need a dick in my butt now.
>Bad news
I'm totally gay. Yup. It felt really good. I need a dick in my butt now. ;-;
>tfw no cute bf to give an amazing blowjob to until they're just about to cum and then you start edging them so long they beg you to make them cum until they get so sexually frustrated the through you on the bed and revenge fuck you until they cum buckets in your girly butt ;-;
>>5070501
You said you haven't been clocked in months recently
So You just like posting pic of yourself
>>5070501
Caddy a cute. CUTE!
>>5070490
>circe is the nicest
Circé is the best
>>5070503
I don't drop my trip. I said this before, what I say means a lot to me, I don't weasel out of anything buy going anon. I mean what I say when I say it, I keep it real.
>>5070490
I never really "burned" anyone, but I can tell I rubbed many people the wrong way and I apologize for that, consider it the last vestiges of T rage.
>>5070483
Okay.
>>5070429
Is this a joke?
>>5070522
i hate you
>>5070520
But you've been caught numerous times posting as anon
>>5070527
Only once and i was cheering myself up. I only did that once and I haven't done it again. I know everyone here has done that once at least.
>>5070513
>being trans
>calling it gay to take a dick in the butt
Vivi pls ;~;
>>5070522
I now feel like a hon
>>5070483
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>>5070522
i guess that's why you come here
>>5070520
The recent all expenses paid weekend getaway trip was some good trolling
>>5070541
I miss DollFace
>>5070535
I'm sorry fam ;-;
so I guess it's straight to want dick in your butt for me now...yay?
>tfw will never be an army girl
>will never serve my country and make my mom and pop proud
>will never get some character drilled into me
>will never get shipped off to fight ISIS
I fucking hate my life choices tbh fam.
>>5070483
Mostly everyone here is passing and those who aren't just aren't on HRT yet or haven't discovered their full potential.
But okay, here you go.
>>5070483
#ForeverHon
>>5070483
okays
>>5070547
Don't know why any would want to join the army.
>>5070516
I haven't been misgendered, no... idk if that counts as not being clocked. If people stare or even look at me I have to convince myself they're not clocking me.
Idk. I really am just looking for advice. I feel like I've plateaued and that freaks me out.
>>5070518
I used to get frustrated when people don't believe others when they're told they're cute or pretty or passing but now I totally get it which is sad. Idk what I need to get confident but maybe it'll happen soon enough.
>>5070513
oh they have vegetarian stuff too duckfat.com they can be rlly busy sometimes tho and don't take reservations
yeah condom sense is pretty novelty tho they have a few toys in the corner and at the counter, I go to the candy shop more than there,
nomia is definitely better
>>5070520
I mean "burned" not as in you directly insulted them, although you have done that too, but as in people believed that you we're done with your bs and then you suddenly switched around and for many it's happened enough times that they don't believe you wont do it again and there's no easy way to win back their faith besides actually sticking to stuff and not freaking out for however long it takes
>>5070546
Yes. It's very straight. Now go, be free and find awesome penises tbh
>>5070483
Master hon race reporting in
I feel so trapped and hopeless
I feel if I tell my parents I'm trans I think they would end up having a divorce. I don't want my family to hate me or blame me.
I already hate myself enough.
[A] !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GUSTAV! GUSTAV!
BEXE GET IN HERE
>>5070561
Hey you're healing!
>>5070555
I'll stop :<
>>5070555
unless you get assaulted or talken down to don't worry about it. ^_^
>>5070564
WHERE'S BEXE RIGHT NOW
IF SHE DIDNT SEE THAT IM GOING TO KILL HER
>>5070570
Oh no no no you didn't do anything wrong. It's not your fault I have poor self esteem.
>>5070554
>Don't know why any would want to join the army.
I just mentioned a bunch.
You look cute btw.
>>5070577
please don't kill bexe
>>5070566
Yep :)
>>5070483
never passing tbh. not now. not ever
gomen for being so fat too. im working on it.
Serious question.
Would you want to be fucked in these shoes? How much?
>>5070586
>>5070595
dont worry she has buyback
>>5070598
Yes? Those shoes look nice. $500.
>>5070598
nah i'd rather get fucked in there tbh.
>>5070547
/mtfg/ tank battalion when!?
>>5070602
Oh, does she.
>>5070616
are you Feefs?
>>5070603
They fight alot, it would probably be easier to come out if they did
>>5070598
Not at all. Sex is only good naked. Keeping even the socks on feels really stupid.
>>5070611
When the US integrates its new transgender policy.
>>5070616
those are rick owens springblade boots. they are schway as fuck.
>>5070598
Yes! Very much so! It makes my heart go doki doki just looking at them >\\\<
>>5070616
I read that whole thing wrong....
>>5070535
>being str8
>it's not gay if you're practicing for boys
is kissing hard b/c I worry my bugs teeth will get in the way too
hip
I've had a headache for like two days, hopefully its an aneurysm forming
>>5070635
ok, that's ironic,
now for a funny joke to make your daily quota
mtfg how was your first time? I've been thinking about it lately.
>tfw no transgender girl or femboi twinky boy to fug while keeping it a secret from my navy buddies because forbidden love
Why is forbidden love best love?
Btw job tomorrow so sadly youll be seeing me less
>>5070641
oh where are you working
![08d5a5160f56db72b82f863b1329ef996d8aefa3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LEAcTvR.jpg "08d5a5160f56db72b82f863b1329ef996d8aefa3[1]")
I think it would be too much of a cliche if i did this for my Halloween costume. The only problem is i am not as dark as her and my hair isn't as long. I think hers would be about three or four inches longer than mine since my barely touches below my ass crack by about an inch. I hate having sort hair.
>>5070640
I got stuffed and cummed inside.
>>5070626
>schway
I got wet just thinking about Terry
Good lord, I'm going to go watch some Batman
>>5070639
my life
>>5070643
I liked Brave New World a lot more.
>>5070598
yes, being bent over onto the top of something and being fucked while wearing high heels feels awesome. Also, I would wear those anyways.
>>5070646
sorry, try again but w some creativity
>>5070645
nahh, go re-read neruomancer.
>>5070465
Change your personality in every way possible.
>>5070640
sucked, was with a cis girl and she was fat, smelly, and laid there and did nothing as I fucked her.
Constant regret
>>5070652
That would only work if I could ever go full time. I would love to have a cheery demeanor but I look like a fucking monster so that won't happen.
>>5070654
I looove nachos with all of that + beans, and carne asada
>>5070610
DId he just take a pair of those Adidas sneakers of the same name, and replace the uppers?
imo the Adidas springblades are dumb and gimmicky, but those boots actually look kinda cool.
>>5070635
>Sympathy begging for a headache
Take an asprin lel
>>5070662
shit I meant The New World XD
How do I get a boy to ask me out? We're kind of already dating but he hasn't asked.
>>5070669
how old are you btw?
>>5070665
p much, he collabed with addidas on it. i just love the futuristic/ /cyb/ shit that goes on in it.
>>5070650
I'm comfy as fug right now so I'll marathon BB but then I'll do that and then play some 2020 this weekend
>>5070673
Almost 24.
>>5070669
1. Look at him
2. Form a circle with your thumb and finger
3. Start fingering the hole
>>5070678
Aaah shit Scorpio? XD
You are now breathing manually.
>>5070679
It would get a laugh at the very least lmao
>>5070669
Set the conversation in that direction. Then sigh and say it would be great if someone asked you out. He will pick up on the hint and think he's like fucking psychic psychotherapist psychologist psychiatrist master of understanding people and picking up on hidden signals. The confidence boost should be enough for him to ask.
>tfw so honnish i manage to make tits look masculine
>>5070687
I dunno.. just looking forward to bday I guess ^_^
oh right shit, why are you here again?
How do you filter on mobile? I can't find it for the life of me . . .
>>5070660
But if you changed everything about your personality you would go fulltime as a result. Don't you see?
>>5070669
umm excuse me kuroneko how did you find a boy tho
>>5070687
Wait... You are having sex regularly and "dating" and you want him to ask you out? What the hell kind of drugs are you smoking?
Your eyes are now moving manually.
>>5070704
ummm sorry if it was a rude question i just want to know how to find a boy ._.
>>5070708
You strut your stuff.
>you will never pass
>you will never be happy
I hate my face so much.
>>5070708
Rub yourself against his crotch. Like a leopard scent marking a tree.
>>5070706
B-but that's forbidden love
>she hasn't pre-ordered Fallout 4
>>5070708
just find another girl instead
>tfw masculine taste in vidya and music
>tfw awful face
>tfw bad body
>tfw giant feet
>tfw people get scared because i'm so masculine
>>5070696
>But if you changed everything about your personality you would go fulltime as a result. Don't you see?
what? full time is judged by how feminine you look, not how feminine you act
>>5070728
What's forbidden about a man and a woman?
Sure im a bad boy who everyone hates but there's nothing forbidden besides you getting hated by literal nobodies on a Japanese imageboard
Our type of love is the most natural yet somehow forbidden...
>>5070737
Why would anyone want to play fallout 4?
It's pretty much a shit game series.
There are basically no good games..
>>5070691
>anonposting because you know people filter you because you know exactly what you're doing when you post
>>5070745
thats not too bad sheen, just keep going at it ^_^
>tfw old man face
What did I do wrong? ;_;
>>5070751
Too late Angie and Sheen are mid thirties.
>>5070737
>ywn play FO4 because dx11+ isnt supported in wine yet
i dont know if codeweavers will actually get the support fully. i don't think it will be the same as dx9 tbh
>>5070760
O?
Why don't we skip the girl stuff and have you practice on a real man ;)
>>5070760
does this really work? ><
>>5070739
n-no i like boys
>>5070721
this sounds stupid does it actually work?
>>5070713
umm >no confidence
but thanks for advice I guess
>tfw your mom wants you to pass but doesn't realize its hopeless
;_;
Rawr is silly.
>>5070774
Warframe?
>>5070737
>she isn't dedicated to Fifa 16 for at least the next 6 months
what. a. loser.
>>5070774
i havent played WF in months. might re install and just say fuck it to midterms
>>5070747
where's your game? you so desparate, it's sad
>>5070782
>Fifa
fetishist pls go
>>5070770
Why do people that sit around and say it's all hopeless start HRT in the first place?
Don't say that you expected a miracle drug because nobody ever advertised HRT like that.
>>5070786
Im just shitposting at this point
>>5070743
>tfw broad taste in vidya and music, including both masc and fem things
>tfw okay with my face
>tfw kind of okay with my body besides feet, shoulders and this fucking sausage between my legs
>tfw feet are really big, enugh to make it impossible to find proper shoes
>tfw people treat me as a girl even after I tell them I'm a boy
>>5070753
pleb taste
>>5070782
>playing FIFA
>>5070767
>this sounds stupid does it actually work?
I am a firm believer that once you've made a guys wang tingle he's basically yours.
>>5070794
how you ever going to improve your brand if you act so beta
>>5070745
This is a blue board.
>>5070669
I'm in sorta the same situation, but i don't think it's really a big deal.
I have a different dilemma altogether. He wants to buy me things. It's a way to show affection in a long distance relationship. And i wanna accept gifts because i want his....a-affection...but i would feel bad.
>>5070792
I used to think I would be okay but then I realized there's no hope so I started just sitting around.
>tfw no longer delusional
>>5070795
:))
>>5070798
I don't want to do ANYTHING like that until i know he likes me
1. it's rude
2. it's lewd
i just want a nice bf to appriciate and care for and mb he can tell me he likes me and stuff (also mb lewd stuff aswell )
Did someone had any luck in Dublin, getting medical care? I moved here recently in hope to bypass months of psychologist but it seems it's all false advertisment ;) If you know, please provide a reference to a good doctor.
>>5070808
oh god that's depressing
>>5070807
>not being lewd
But why?
>nothing makes me feel more like shit then to see transgirls that are happy, well adjusted, and sociable
I hate hugboxing.
>>5070804
How did you get a sugar daddy into cross dressers?
>>5070819
If you changed your personality you wouldn't feel like shit. You would be happy, well adjusted, and sociable instead.
>>5070819
So get happy well adjusted and sociable then? Nothing is gonna change by just bitching about it on a Chinese cartoon board except make you get bitter and depressed
>>5070806
You actually sound incredibly delusional
>>5070832
Why?
I just think i'm very realistic.
hello fam
>>5070834
>sits at home and complains about how life sucks
>not delusional
Pick one
>>5070836
>sits at home complaining about these masculine features I can't do anything about that are very real
>>5070839
>listen to me meeeeeeeeme
>>5070845
helo
>>5070834
>my life sucks, I don't like the way I look
>I know what I'll do, I'll post on a site dedicaed to malaysian tapestries and cantonese ceramics
>I'll remind them about my condition every 5 mins instead of actually working on my appearance or saving up for surgery
woe is you
>>5070842
Get a better brand of delusional narcissism like oddish.
>>5070845
here I am at
camp grenada
>>5070745
>tfw I can't post tits anymore since I am legally female.
>>5070744
go full time
Seriously just go do it.
>>5070804
idk I think your tits are whatever you are legally are.
>>5070819
I drift from full blown hiki to stacy in the same month. It feels weird mang. Right now I am in my hiki stage but in a few days I will be in my stacy mode.My sexual drought may end soon. Most likely not with a partner but a friend at least.
>>5070850
I'm just sharing my feels, I don't have anyone to talk to.
Not like I can do anything about my looks to pass, only hon life for me.
>>5070842
Is there anything that can make you like yourself better? That's gonna be the first hurdle you need to cross if you wanna be a better person. Find some way to like yourself and get comfortable.
>>5070845
No. Korra makes me happy.
>>5070858
dear diary,
today i learned that i look about as good as bethany cosentino does without makeup.
it was a good day.
hey I just got home what a long day hiiii girls. My feet hurt, girl shoes are fucking uncomfortable. I'm gonna go for a jog and then I have to do more work -_-
>>5070819
Just think of it in terms of what you're aiming for.
>>5070860
>I don't have anyone to talk to.
Sounds like you are in desperate need of some socialization.
But hey, that actually requires effort y'know. No pain no gain.
>>5070867
You're seriously the same person
>>5070868
I wonder if they hired a right wing christian cis male to play a transgender woman in that ad
>>5070871
I can't deal with social stuff as a man or hon though.
looks don't matter if you love yourself, really love yourself, and there is no reason not to..
>>5070873
WE LOOK TOTALLY DIFFERENT AHHHHHH
>>5070868
>My feet hurt, girl shoes are fucking uncomfortable.
I want a bf to complain about how my feet hurt from my shoes...
>>5070879
Kill yourself hon
>>5070850
>malaysian tapestries and cantonese ceramics
all the keks
Are 16 inch shoulders too wide
>>5070881
Lolnah u a rockstar
>>5070878
You're going to have to suck it up and do it though. You're not doing anything to help yourself by shutting yourself away.
Welcome to adult life, it's scary and hard, but everyone has to deal with it.
>>5070888
STOP STOP THS IS LITERAL HUGBOXING
>>5070888
Very wide.
>you will never have a decent face
>you will never be gendered correctly
>>5070891
I can't though, I have terrible social anxiety and could never get a job or do school.
Even getting my mail is hard.
>>5070884
I want a bf to worship my feet instead tbqh.
>>5070864
>Is there anything that can make you like yourself better?
>if I was skinnier
>if my boobs were bigger
>if I was shorter
>if my feet were tiny
>if my voice was feminine
>if my face looked cute
>if my hair was longer
>if I had real money
All these things would make me feel better about myself but they are impossible to get, you have to be born with them
lmao
http://imgur.com/a/Vnz7v
>>5070893
lit·er·al
ˈlidərəl,ˈlitrəl/
adjective
1.
taking words in their usual or most basic sense without metaphor or allegory.
"dreadful in its literal sense, full of dread"
2.
(of a translation) representing the exact words of the original text.
synonyms: word-for-word, verbatim, letter-for-letter; More
I can't believe how hard it is for you to google something. Let's review though:
you are misconstruing what "literal" means, since the intent of your statement was to tell others of the negative impression this forum has left on you, and NOT that this forum is somehow a ...rectum? it obviously isn't, it's a forum.
ty for comign to oddish's basic english class. i'll be at a 6th grade near you soon.
>be cute, attractive, 100% passable mtf
>in college, on my way to a class
>suddenly this hideous-looking hon shows up
>he's at least 6'2, with linebacker shoulders and a huge man chin with a bit of beard stubble visible, wearing a patterned skirt with those silly socks hons seem to love
>he's clearly going to the women's restroom
>I step in, look him in the eyes, and say as loudly as I can "Excuse me sir, you're looking for the wrong bathroom"
>proceed to flick my hair back and give him a smug smile
>he looks at me with a murderous look and starts going on about how he's a real womyn
>cut him off mid-sentece and tell him I'll call security if he doesn't use the correct bathroom
>he calls me a bitch and looks as if he's about to slap me
>at this point like 7-8 people have gathered around to gawk
>this cute, nerdyish guy I'm friends with is like how dare you
>I take my phone out as my friend and another dude step in
>they hold the hon down since he's clearly getting violent
>I call security, tell them some creepy pervert in drag is trying to sneak into the women's room and threatened to assault me
>make sure he hears every word, and use as much he/him pronouns as possible
>a few minutes later security arrives and leads him out
>they congratulate and thank me for letting them know a pervert was prowling around women's restrooms
>I sweetly smile and thank them for helping me out in turn
>give a smug little wink at the hon as he's being led out of the building
Why are hons so icky, gross and disgusting, /mtfg/?
>>5070856
>go full time
>Seriously just go do it.
And how in the fuck do you expect me to do that?
What is it like to pass?
What is it like to be happy?
What is it like to have a friend?
;_;
>>5070910
BRUHHHHH
>>5070897
How many people on this general do you think have crippling social anxiety? How many of them have found jobs, gone to school, and actually began to build a life? How many people do you think were bothered by the fact they're an unpassable hon?
If you need to see a doctor then see a doctor, but realise that right now you're literally blaming all of your problems on things that are out of your control, when everyone who has conquered social anxiety knows that it's within your control to start learning to master it. Start loving yourself, and start improving yourself, this is getting you absolutely nowhere.
>>5070913
You just made a thread about that a while ago, at least wait a bit before reposting your shitty pasta. Remember that this is a slow board.
ok im gonna crash fam
please all be safe and have a good day !
>>5070923
I didn't make it
Im on cocaine again
>watching program about FtMs transitioning and stuff
>they're all like 17 and getting T and pretty much passing pre HRT
>tfw i cant stop criticising everything they say and making fun, even though they're happy as they are
What is wrong with me?
>>5070926
Goodnight Kit!
>>5070920
I just don't think life is worth living with this anxiety and hondom, I just can't stand how I look or hearing my disgusting voice and small things like going outside for an hour usually ends with me crying.
I will never have a life if i'm not comfortable with myself.
>start loving yourself
literally impossible
>>5070941
Are you reading my mind? I feel the same way.
>>5070902
>diet and exercise
>implants (once you have a steady income)
>clothes can downplay height
>ditto
>I've heard ur voice its feminine
>saw ur pics I find it face cute and passable
>extensions
>go to school for a job that pays well
Making excuses doesn't do you any favors fam. But we both know I'm wasting my time typing this bc ur just gonna disregard it all and continue to moan about how much you hate yourself and nothing is gonna change and then refuse to take steps toward changing the situation by calling it too hard or impractical. :v such is life in mtfg
>pic related mfw reading a Kayla post
>>5070904
Ayy lmao that pic actually got me to laughy thanks fam
>>5070946
my drummer texted me earlier and was like
>we gotta practice
>we got gigs in november
we aint even got a singer. smdh.
>>5070888
http://www.armaniexchange.com/text/armaniexchange/production/includes/size-finder/size_finder.html?size_finder=
Your shoulders are L or XL sized.
>>5070913
>things that never happened for 200
>>5070948
lmao
didn't you used to be like the biggest kayla supporter here? ahaha i guess everyone gets fed up with her shit sooner or later
>>5070941
Then let yourself cry. Then go outside the day after for an hour and a half. Cry again if you have to. The day after go outside for two hours.
Rinse.
Wash.
Repeat.
It hurts to go outside because you aren't used to it. It causes anxiety because you aren't used to it. Desensitise yourself to it.
The mind only fears what it doesn't know anything about.
https://unsee.
cc/sidutape/
>>5070978
I actually have problems being around people which led me to neet life and what's the point of going outside if I don't pass anyways?
Going outside full hon is a bad idea where I live.
>>5070989
im not gonna be the singer.
i also dont have my keyboard rig together yet so its gonna be weird
>>5070930
You're a bitter hon but don't worry you aren't alone. Most of /mtfg/ are hons in denial that act even more bitter than the average hon to protect their delusions that they're better than other communities.
>>5070975
Oh I still love and support Kayla, but I'm not gonna hugbox and lue about stuff either. That would do more harm than good and I don't like being a shitty superficial friend. I'm legit trying to help (while realistically realizing its most likely a waste of effort)
Sometimes tough love is needed ya know? I can't think of a single time in history sitting around doing nothing but bitching and moaning accomplished anything g of value
>>5070913
You could at least have dropped trip before reposting your stale fedoric pasta
>>5070994
Just have fun.
>>5070989
If you shop at Walmart you could get vanity sized down to size M.
>you will never have a tranny friend who's honnier than you to do things outside with
>you will never have a tranny friend to motivate you and help you transition
>>5070991
You're still likely delusional
>>5070948
Okay you are right, complaing will never get me anywhere.
Also I just made my first call for an apartment in Seattle but there was no answer. I am so nervous and don't want to get yelled at by anyone. I hate using phones.
>>5070982
u g l y
>>5071005
>bands
>fun
YOU'RE FUCKKEN HIGH
>>5070959
Did you have sex with him yet?
Also drummers confirmed for sexiest musicians in a band. Source: I'm a drummer
>>5071009
Delusional about what?
I was delusional when I thought I would have any hope of passing, thanks hugboxing.
>>5071013
transition yet?
>>5070991
You have problems being around people. You're not the only one here who does. The issue is that instead of conquering your fear of being around people, you shut yourself away, and extricated yourself from situations that you're uncomfortable with. Because of this it's safe to say that you have put yourself in a situation of being completely unable to socialize, because you've made human interaction into something unknown and feared.
>what's the point in going outside if I don't pass
I actually don't think you'd be going outside, even if you did pass, because that's how far the rabbit hole you've gone.
You need to go outside. You need to break this cycle.
>>5071018
I'll transition when you bring GG Allin back from the dead so he can poo everywhere again
>>5071007
I think I'll live, but probably won't ever pass.
I'm on five, getting near six months, and as far as i can tell my transition has been textbook. I just started too late, with too little of my features non masculinized.
Inevitably, my boyfriend will come see me and he will break up with me because I'm gonna be a hon the rest of my life.
>>5071012
I alwayd wanted to be in a band because i thought it would be fun...;_;
>>5070982
Jocelyn looks kinda like a dude there
>>5071020
If I passed going outside would be much easier and I could actually start making friends again, there's no point now.
I'm not very shy and stuff just very uncomfortable with myself.
>you need to go outside
And do what?
>>5071010
That's the spirit! Baby steps at a time. When ur in the moment it doesn't seem like much, but after a while you'll look back and see how far you've come. They add up over time! And if they didn't answer try leaving a voicemail with ur number so they call back fam.
>>5071018
Saved. Lmao. Wouldn't mind being in her position tho tbh that was kinda hot.
oh goshness.
You know what would be hot?
To have a really big, strong, and tall guy, have really slow and careful sex with you.
DAYM
>>5071028
>I just started too late, with too little of my features non masculinized.
iktf ;_;
>>5071038
I just left a message. I am so worried about sounding like an idiot though. Also not having a job lined up there might make a land lord worried.
new -tier list- when?
>>5071034
I somehow doubt that. You've fallen off the bandwagon, and even if you did pass, you would never know it. You're currently living in a vacuum where you have no feedback on your appearance, you have no feedback on your passability, and you constantly see the same face every day.
>I'm not very shy, just uncomfortable with myself
Literally everyone here is. It doesn't prevent them from doing the bare minimum necessary to function as human beings.
>and do what?
Literally anything. Go to the park. Go to a movie. Buy groceries. If you're at a point where even leaving the house for more than an hour can make you cry, then you seriously just need to go outside.
>>5071024
okay done
you had better dig him up quickly though he is probably expending his oxygen fast masturbating to the fact he woke up in his own coffin
>>5071040
iktf ;_;
>>5071040
>not a skinny gentle qt geek boy
pleb
>>5071048
Sounds like something he'd do
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1444758534791.webm
>>5071054
literally am crushing on a guy like this rn i dont know what to do
hes SO CUTE
>>5071054
Men need to have some meat on them.
Alpha or bust!
>>5071040
Pls anon I'm at school and I need to pretend to be a guy it making it difficult >\\<
>>5071043
If you do get in contact explain it to them and more likely than not they'll be willing to work with you if you show ur making a real effort
>>5071054
Omg YUS even better if it was a skinny geeky qt slightly feminine andro boy Ahhh !!
[squees internally]
>>5071060
Is he hot?
>>5071054
W-would he play games with me?
>>5071066
hey chelsea!
>>5071073
You need to get on that, missy
>>5071082
>you right now
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1444767257868.webm
>>5071055
now transition and take the throne of best girl in mtfg
>>5071073
Just have fun then. Just do the fun part.
>>5071074
>No, skinny guys have really neat bodies.
They don't... Absolutely not.
They need to be strong, and be able to protect you from the dangers of the world.
>>5071074
Pls andro guys are the absolute best! I mean I get wrak knees just looking at boys like pic related
>>5071079
Hello darling! ^-^
>>5071072
Of course!
Also cuddling while watching anime and keeping each other warm under a blanket, maybe while sipping on coffee or something nice.
>>5071028
I suspect that you're saying that while thinking about how well you will pass later and show everyone up. But then you will post a pic and it will be underwhelming. Better make the most of hondom.
>>5071095
That's nice too.
>tfw no qt boy who gets all blushy and awkward around you
>>5071096
Might as well go for girls lmao
>>5071109
>You have been refused
but I brunged gg allin back from the dead
>>5071090
You're cute tbh no homo
>>5070966
Lol what
>>5071131
those are man shoulders
>>5071131
my shoulders are 17 inches
>>5071130
Serious question, how many billiard balls can you fit in your mouth?
>>5071131
That is false for sure.
>tfw 16" shoulders and they're like twice the size of all womens shoulders.
i'll never be a cis girl
>>5071136
w what kind of question is that?
Zero real men like myself don't do stuff like that tbqh
>>5071152
Jus' drunk and wonderin.
>'ok! I'll go start my laundry and as soon as it's done I'll head to the gym!'
>go to start laundry
>washer is taken by someone else
>drop detergent bottle and it breaks, detergent everywhere
>wait 20 minutes for other person to come cause I didn't want to leave laundry alone
>finally get shit in but have to wait for him to get it out of the dryer before I can dry mine
whyyyyyyy is life so cruel and fucking I haven't been this horny in a long time but all I can think about is getting fucked agggghhhhhhh help me
>>5071148
Stocky older women maybe but young women have like 14" shoulders
>>5071159
I just took some cocaine again tbqh
Going to work tomorrow im excited tbqh
Last day of neetdom
What are you drinking sweet pea?
I want a maaaaaaaaan
>>5071164
can i fuck you on the washing machine
>>5071164
Dead puppies.
Hemmohragic smallpox.
Bosnian genocide mud ditch.
Phil Collins.
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>>5071172
Young cis girls have like 15½ bideltoid or so, usually.
>>5071164
>>5071173
Raspberry ale :3
>>5071122
B-but I like both
>>5071105
They're ambiguous imo :< still hella qt tho!
>>5071192
>I like both
>wants boys to look like girls
no you just like dick
>>5071192
Girl, those guys are not ambiguous or andro, they're girly. If you posted that picture in a passing thread, they would almost certainly be gendered female.
This right here is a textbook androgynous man.
>>5071178
only if you're dominant cause I want to be fucked like a sissy jesus
>>5071179
for some reason, all I can think of is Boston, 'I Can Feel It Coming in the Air Tonight,' and the fact that I can't say 'dead babies' with a straight face. But it didn't help, thanks anyway though
>>5071187
I have been converted and I never realized how bad I want to be dominated
DON'T DO THAT I CAN FEEL YOU JUDGING ME
turns out that place for rent is in a black area
fuck
http://morningafter.gawker.com/straight-men-discuss-their-attraction-to-trans-women-in-1736345495
Huh :V
>>5071196
I like what I like and that particular look drives me crazy cray like no other! And hey now that's not fair! I also like flat chests and abs and boy nipples AND dick tyvm!
>>5071201
He doesn't look very andro to me ;< I like more feminine leaning andro with some male details then I'd go nuts for guys like this!
>you will never be the tsukkomi to one of mtfgs crazy trips
>you will never pass and have a bf
>you will never be able to pass without wearing a mask
;___;
I don't think long hair looks good on me tbh. Should I get a pixie cut?
>>5071209
Having grew up in the ghetto for most of my life I feel qualified to tell you that its a good idea not to live in black areas. Unless it's an upscale suburban one where most of the residents work.
>mfw sjws get mad when I say I hate living near predominantly lie income black areas
Shit sux to have your house broken into and your things stolen
>>5070853
andro
>>5071219
Yes.
>>5071223
YUS more like this pls. Feed my boylust today! C;
https://youtu.be/Nh5R6XRqELs
I'm unsure how to feel
>>5071222
The first thing in the search when I googled the area was "Bloods gang territory." I am so fucked now. I don't know where to look.
>>5071213
I don't think you understand what andro means. Andro doesn't mean guys that look girly, androgynous means having features of both genders/gender chimerism. The biebs is oddly andro.
I think you may just be attracted to femininity, nothing wrong with that.
>>5071219
Long hair looks good on you, pixies are universally bad
>>5070762
>Angie
I'm not close to the mid 30s yet
>"Less chill is 41-year-old Morris, who compares trans women to Ferraris and says trans women are easier to have sex with than cisgender women."
Wtf lol
>>5071131
The average female is also obese.
>>5071234
I can't believe I'm actually posting this with my trip on but he is rly hot now
>tfw u are going thru female puberty in ur 20s but u still crush like a 13 year old girl
>>5071216
Yeah I got out of class early so I'm drankin'
Also
>saying David Bowie isn't andro
Shiggidy diggidy
>>5071226
>Asians
they are not from this planet
>>5071244
I still like you, but I've definitely lost a little respect for you
>>5071203
>want to be fucked like a sissy jesus
L O N D O N
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>>5071219
A pixie would look great and wont get mistaken for being a metal haircut.
>>5071179
>Bosnian Genocide Mud Ditch
I fucking LOVE that band.
>>5071245
Bowie is pretty great absolutely adore his music. Too hard to pick a favorite Bowie era : 3
>>5071253
It might be mistaken for a boys haircut tho
>>5071246
Get a pixie. It will grow back if you don't like it.
>>5071230
Sounds like a retard.
>>5071246
get a mens haircut at a barber unless you are some kind of faggot
>>5071254
I liked Sudan Soul Stench better : <
![f36083864f49119cd26ffde5df34b2e0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jGs1NZL.jpg "f36083864f49119cd26ffde5df34b2e0[1]")
>>5071266
That's not a pixie cut. That's too short. This is a pixie cut.
>>5071266
>posts example of girl that looked better prepixie
Mixed messages
>>5071261
>Are you a grad student?
yeah, I'm like a career student. getting a PhD so I will never be able to afford to afford FFS
>>5071263
It wont be any worse than your current hair and it will be easier to style that way. You face is on the extreme end for feminine, no problems there. Just wear lipstick and eye makeup and you'll pass perfectly with a pixie cut.
>>5071272
>>5071273
What are you smoking she looks great. Short hair is very trendy now.
>>5071282
trip on Lily
>>5071262
>tfw never pass as well as david bowie
>>5071231
Isn't there anywhere else to look?
>>5071234
Fuug but I'm not just attracted to that tho. Here's a good example of the types of guys I go gaga for. I'm not sure what the term is for that look tho.
>>5071247
That's a gud thing c;
>>5071282
Sure, but she went from a 10 to a 7.
>>5071284
is this you?
the face looks just like yours
I ate half a pound of bacon today AMA
>>5071284
>zillions of dollars in debt already
>no jobs
it's a nice thought though, thanks for the encouragement =)
>>5071291
Back to /b/ please.
>>5071294
Fuck you I'm a cat
>>5071251
I don't get this meme
>>5071299
>straight up calling someone /b/ for completely arbitrary differing of opinion.
I think that's a bit excessive
>>5071290
>Isn't there anywhere else to look?
now I am just afraid. And mom is filling my head with nonsense again too
>>5071300
I have the puurfect yarn ball for you bb! :3
>>5071282
Who said she looks bad? I just said it's not a pixie cut. Put your trip back on, dyke.
I want to pass!
>>5071312
>>5071318
GET GANDALFED
>>5071308
>arbitrary numbers and terrible understanding of aesthetics
>not /b/
Pick one.
>>5071309
Your mom is a retard. Pretty much everything she has to say should be put directly in the trash. She's just assmad that you're finally going to be free from her abuse. Keep lookin sis, there must be at least one non ghetto area. If not in Seattle proper what about nearby cities or in the greater area?
>>5071318
Me too. We're all gonna make it anon
>>5071321
Maddi pls STOp being so adorable !
>tfw maki's feet and hands are smaller than yours
>>5071311
Woah maki you can't talk about girls like that. Please check your priviledge clearance level
>>5071318
trip on maki
>>5071330
>implying maki is a real man
>>5071300
Umm, actually, cats are polite.
>>5071330
this is funny, keep it up
>>5071339
Maki is a real man, in fact, I find his boypussy verrrrry attractive
>>5071330
But are they bigger than mine Missy??
>>5071340
>cats are polite
>tfw shit face
>tfw hands are enormous
>>5071311
kek ok thanks
also
>no ruler/measuring tape so I don't know how gross and manly I am
I-I guess that's a g-good thing right g-girls? ;-;
>tfw more masculine face than my dad
;_;
Eastern standards of feminine beauty >>>> western
>>5071377
>tfw wish I could just wear a burqa
>>5071357
you are literally being emasculated here
you won't have any choice but to transition b/c there will be no man left
>>5071386
Middleeastern standards of beauty are pretty great too
>>5071300
Can mew imyagine an imyaginary mewnyagerie myanager imyagining myanaging an imyaginary mewnyagerie?
>>5071406
No
>>5071410
I COULD have posted the clip you know
>tfw the face of a 40 years old man
How did this happen?
>>5071414
>>5071370
Tinytrip lived in London
Tinytrip asked every girl who posted / posted her pics in /fit/ to pls b in London
One day it turned out the girl was a trap (cd or trans idk)
That day it ascended into permanent memehood
>>5071414
Always loved that picture, and it always bugged me the windows wrong.
![[Feeling intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cGMgzoV.jpg "[Feeling intensifies]")
