Have you ever accidentally revealed your /k/ommando power level in front of normies?
> hiding your power
> not leaving Hitler/Swastika out while leaving in the core tenants
You did nothing more than create a target on yourself and ensure they reject you/it/them
>>30443271
I am only careful about my power level around woman. If you are a guy and you get triggered at how many guns I own then you are a cuck and I don't want to get to know you anyways. Woman at least can be rehabilitated and shown that guns are good later on once you know them better.
even my parents dont know my true power level. my gf only knows because she lives with me. normies couldnt handle the truth.
I am vocal of my love of firearms and the Constitution around anyone who will listen. The people who can't deal with it aren't friends with me.
I don't hide it generally, but I try my best not to go all sperg about it.
Doing my best not to mention it at all around my very anti-gun mother in law keeps things smooth though.
>>30443271
I don't normally bring it up unless I'm talking to friends, but I'll join in when the subject comes up. I'm very well respected at work so even people who are antigun will listen, or at least won't start arguing.
However, whenever I actually reveal my power level, it's almost always when I'm around gun people. Protip: the average gun owner is a fucking moron in this country. So much fuddlore that gets taken as fact. I always sound like a sperg if I have to explain the difference between clips and magazines, or shit like that. Lately I just don't say anything.
Had a threesome with this one girl when wife and I were dating (4-5 years ago). Then a year later she got addicted to meth, and steals over 20 guns from her Grandpa for drug money. Guess Gramps didn't press charges, but word of mouth got around.
A year ago she contacts my wife out of blue on Facebook. Asks if she can come stay at our house a while because hard times. Hints it can be like old times (another threesome). Have wife show me her picture out of curiosity. Still looks good but see the day before my wife posted a picture of herself with caption "Me with one of my husband's many rifles! Lol XD".
Fucking figure it's a ploy to get into my house to steal my guns. Fucking druggies, ruining my chances at kinky sex and putting my guns at risk. Yes I told my wife to not post stuff like that anymore.
>>30443726
Hard druggies have no morals
>>30443726
Don't let her stay man.
Not only is it risky for your guns, you risk that druggie entering your home and spreading diseases. Druggies fuck for drugs, and they tend to acquire shit like herpes along the way. it ain't worth it.
>>30443726
This>>30443748
>>30443781
Druggies are scum of the earth.
>>30443851
Wha- what about a little weed?
>Wake the fuck up naked
>Shower the fuck upside down
>Put on tanker boots and tactical c-string
>Time for food huehuehuehuehuehaw
>Masturbate down the stairs masturbationally like a masturbator
>Devour a gallon of cosmoline
>Doorbell rings
>What the poopy
>Open the door, find a package on the step
>FUCK YEAR .357 CHIAPPA RHINO HAS ARRIVED
>Neighbor is a Californian Mexiwoman
>Neighbor sees the package
>Load up the Chiappa
>Lots of fucking dog noises outside
>Kick the door open out of curiosity
>Neighbor is mumbling about criminals and shit
>She's staring at the Chiappa with tiny black eyes
>Her chow chow is running around shrieking
>Ask why it's shrieking in Yiddish
>Chow chow charges
>Open fire with new revolver
>Chow chow's stomach bursts, releasing a battalion of angry puppies
>Flip forward
>Flip backward
>Flip inside out
>Do a 360
>Take a second shot and they splatter
>Neighbor engages aztlan rage
>Tits turn into flamethrowers
>Vagoo levels up and evolves into Vagina Dentata
>No time to reload
>Discard leg hair and enter Righteous Sloth Bear form
>Collide with neighbor in the middle of the street
>Muzzle to muzzle
>Not even at full power
>Activate Gear Second
>Claw her boobs off
>Reload as she bellows
>Djibouti Rehearse a shoryuken to her fanged snatch
>She bursts into treats
>Recoil results in lift-off
>Shockwave from the Ugandan Maneuver rips across the Chesapeake and sinks New Jersey under the Atlantic
>Rage a hole through the ozone layer
>Shed Righteous Sloth Bear form for Galvanized Neckbeard Tank form
>Continue toward the other end of the Milky Way to achieve the Ultimate Form
>>30443898
There's a difference between toking the dragon bong once a week and selling everyone else's shit for a quick hit.
>>30443271
Generally when it comes to small talk with people i ask if the have seen any good movie lately but i had a job awhile back where there a couple of females who tried to join the militairy and for some reason or another. I figured i would try and talk to them about the guns they used. Needless to say they couldnt name a single gun or a feature on it. Then we were in the break room and someone mentioned her brother has converted to islam, and i ask how into it is he? She says he says he is going full swing and my comment back is "they can be good people" and another guy commented "yeah but you never know". Then at tone point they start hating on the south for one reason or another and my only comment is "this is why we hate yankees."
I dont have that job anymore
>>30443271
I keep to to myself, except around the older military dudes here at school. Most, if not all, of the ones I've talked to are gun nuts.
>>30443898
While I support decriminalization of all drugs, there is a very clear, distinct difference between marijuana and meth or heroin.
>>30443946
Bootymath?
>>30443994
I love hearing potheads argue as to why marijuana is somehow less of a drug than "real" drugs. Damn dirty doper.
Thought this would be appropriate
>>30443946
My nigga
>>30443946
I know you tried really hard on that, and I appreciate the effort, but at no time in that entire story did I laugh out loud.
i have been full on /pol/ since i was a kid, i was so thrilled to find 4chan 2 years ago, i had no idea there were so many people with views .ike mine. i have always thought racism was the best type of comedy (its funny cause its true)
>>30444044
30444444 coming up
>>30444013
It's copypasta from a bygone era. Have this picture instead.
>>30444079
Everybody aim for 30444444
>>30444091
This is now a thread trying to get to 30444444
Wut
My power level is 30444444
30444444 or bust
>>30444002
It's not even close to the same tier as meth or heroin, m8. You never hear about shithead pot smokers knocking over a liquor store or stealing someone's TV for their next fix. I don't like pot, but if I had to rate drugs in terms of danger to society (starting from least):
Tobacco/marijuana, cocaine, pain pills, alcohol, everything else.
>>30444112
What the hell I'll try
Everybody completely disregard the topic of this thread. We are now trying to get 30444444
Accident? The only accident that happens around here is me.
>>30444146
He is trolling you m8, only people who actually believe that are 70+ or have the social life of someone who is 70+, otherwise they would have learned otherwise by now.
Roll for 30444444
>>30444174
>>30444146
Why the fuck are you still going on about this shit. It's people like you that make this board cancer. We are trying to get to 30444444 and all you fucking summer fags can talk about is muh weed.
>>30444199
Nice dubs brosef. Not the ones we are waiting on though
>>30444196
Shut up already. You won't get it, and get threads are only allowed on >>>/b/
>>30444196
DUDE WEED GET LMAO
>>30444215
I would NOT recommend you saying that again.
>>30444223
Bet I get 30444243
waiting for 30444444
>>30444215
Hey summer fag
I generally only reveal it to people who are into guns. Occasionally in small talk.
>>30444259
304444444444444444
Soon
>>30443271
No one knows my true power level. My mom had seen some when she was trying to force that common sense gun control shit on me. But no one had seen anything really.
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>>30444289
>>30444444
DUDE WEED GET LMAO
>>30444300
Soooo close man
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>>30443330
>core inhabitants paying rent
I think you mean "tenets"
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>>30444002
Marijuana is obviously not in the same group as heroin or meth.
You're a fucking moron if you think they're even remotely comparable.
t. Someone who doesn't smoke
30444351
DUDE WEED GET LMAO
>>30444146
>>30444002
>Marijuana is known to increase heart rate while decreasing cardiac stroke volume, resulting in diminished peak performance.
>Marijuana use can cause a condition called tachycardia - excessively rapid heartbeat; often defined as one above 100 beats per minute in an adult (also called tachyrythmia).
>Smoking any substance is harmful to your lungs and can reduce the effectiveness of the body’s ability to absorb the required amount of oxygen needed for optimum sports performance.
>Marijuana use can result in reduced sport performance through slowed reaction time, problems with motor coordination, hand-eye coordination, and perceptual accuracy. These effects can last for 24-36 hours after smoking.
>Marijuana reduces maximal exercise capacity resulting in increased fatigability.
>Marijuana use can inhibit sweating and the body's ability to regulate its temperature.
>Marijuana impairs concentration; time appears to move more slowly.
>Marijuana causes short and long-term memory loss, affecting one's ability to learn and retain new information
>Marijuana use increases the time needed to learn new information.
>Marijuana can cause difficulty in thinking and problem-solving, and necessary critical thinking skills
>Marijuana use during pregnancy is linked to increased risk of both brain and behavioral problems in babies.
>Research suggests that 30 percent of users may develop some degree of problem use, which can lead to dependence and in severe cases takes the form of addiction.
>People who begin using marijuana before age 18 are 4 to 7 times more like than adults to develop problem use.
>>30444146
>You never hear about shithead pot smokers knocking over a liquor store or stealing someone's TV for their next fix.
Tell that to Jamal or Tyrone next time they break into someone's home and steal shit to sell for weed money.
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>>30444397
Just.....WHAT
>>30444406
Closer... Closer
>>30444044
Racism is one of the only taboos we have left. It's funny because it's subversive.
>>30443271
I was talking with two girls in a community college class for a group project. We were talking about crime rates in US vs. Europe (don't think guns were mentioned) and I pointed out that Europe's were lower because those countries have more homogeneous societies.
>tfw you used the word homogeneous in casual conversation with a gril
>>30444259
Don't talk to yourself.
Look, im touching myself:
>>30444444
noguns get
>>30444417
>in casual conversation
You obviously need to find better grils if you think that's the highest level of education she can understand
/k/s slow board and you'll all still fail.
>>30444432
Roll roll roll a blunt
30444444
Getting closer.......
You eat all my beans nigga?
>>30444444
(^:
>>30444444
Absolutely cancerous.
>>30444442
FUCK so close
>>30444444
>>30444444
G fucking G
Trump will win in a landslide 50/50 states.
>Nation wide reciprocal concealed carry
>ATF abolished, FBI takes over background checks
>NFA repealed, full auto and suppressors are legal again.
Kek wills it.
Check 'em
>>30443271
No. 3-5 months out of the year I reside in Australia and am paid a decent amount of money working for several Australian companies. Most people I work with have the typical Australian view of guns and in order to keep earning $150k each year, I may mention I have shot a gun to see what it's like if questioned about USA gun culture but seldom say anything else.
>Tfw conceal carrying every day is what makes me feel at home in USA
>Tfw feel naked and vulnerable in Australia
>>30444488
KEK WILLS IT
>>30444444
impressive
>>30444488
kek wills it.
>>30444488
Glorious!
>>30444488
>>30444566
>>30444600
>>30444500
What the fuck
>>30444443
>>30444445
AHAHAHAHA
>>30444616
Meme magic is spreading anon
>>30444655
Kek is rising. Soon a new era will dawn
>>30444488
Somebody screen cap this
>>30444488
Trump cares not for you or your guns.
He will only do what he can to make more money after he is done playing president.
>>30444709
KEK will endure.
Kek will rise
Kek will never end
>>30443726
>posting pics of your guns on social media
holy shit your wife must be pretty at least
divorce soon
>>30444700
Occult board when?
What was it? Why'd the get get deleted?
>>30444002
Idiot confirmed
There are bad drugs, drugs that do neither good or bad, and good drugs.
Eat a mushroom
>>30444488
FBI already does the background check. NICS is their service.
>>30444766
See >>30444387
Then kill yourself. Your repeated drug use has cost you your mind's ability to think objectively about a fucking PSYCHOTROPIC.
>>30444500
Didn't reply with "It is written"
Hillary wins because 4chan faggot can't follow simple directions
>>30444488
>That glorious pubic hair.
Wew, lads... I need help...
>>30444786
Dubz confirmed my truth.
Mushrooms are not bad for you.
>>30444488
I approve of this.
>>30444786
calm down and smoke a joint you faggot
Everything is dangerous shut up and live
>>30444822
not even him but
>hurr if you dont do drugs you arent living man
underage summerfags kys
>>30444822
>chill out brah
>everything will be okay if you put this plant in your mouth and inhale after setting it on fire
No thanks. Kill yourself.
Also the obvious
>getting high goes against all reasonable OPSEC and situational awareness
Makes for a very poor /k/ommando.
>>30444444
>>30444488
Hitler dubs
>>30444835
>>30444843
>hurr durr if you do drugs you must be a scum durr!
Kys fags, you can do more than one thing you know as far as recreation goes.
I can probably out shoot both of you drunk.
>>30444972
Also
>assuming everything is heroin tier
kys
>>30444616
>>30444600
>>30444566
>>30444500
>>30444488
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP!
HOOAH!
KEK WILLS IT. DEUS VULT BROTHERS! GOTT MIT UNS!
>>30444972
>>30444981
>>30444835
How to spot a summer fag. They call everyone summer fag.
>>30444993
Not an argument
pot and mushrooms never killed anybody m8.
Also never said these activities would be appropriate during a bug out situation.
Although it's interesting to note that plenty of drugs were used during Vietnam amongst the soldiers during combat.
"Straight edge for life here. Yes I am better than you."
>>30445026
>pot and mushrooms never killed anybody m8.
>What is poisoning?
>What is lung cancer?
>What is emphysema?
>What is death by police?
You can overdose and die on edible marijuana m8. Look up the statistics in Colorado the past few years.
http://time.com/10372/marijuana-deaths-german-study/
>>30444013
I chuckled at "Gear Second"
>>30445026
Except for all the people who had a bad trip and ran in traffic/jumped/fell off something/etc.
Ir the people with lung cancer/emphysema /COPD or those ODd on edible.
Or those who got shot by their dealer/rival dealer/cops.
Or those who got in a car wreck while high.
>>30443271
>H... how do you know that much about guns anon?
It's happened a few times.
>>30443271
I am a wizard with guns, guess what, my parents don't know I never had a gf nor that I have guns. I hope my few friends are at the same level of information...
>>30445390
your parents know you have never had a girl friend.
>>30444003
normie tier meme
>>30444488
Now i want to fap to a forward white lesbian pushing herself onto a reluctant but not unwilling qt3.14 latina girl.
