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How would centaurs be utilized in a modern military /k/?
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How would centaurs be utilized in a modern military /k/?
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>>30382432
Tactical battle waifu
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>>30382432
Go back to the other shitty furry thread, you cancerous fuck.
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>>30382432

Same way actual horses are utilized in the modern military.

Relegated to funeral parties and for the 7th Cav to jerk themselves off during ceremonies

I hope you're not thinking something the size of a horse could survive on a modern battlefield.
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At best they'd be pack mules who wouldn't need handlers to keep in line
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>>30382466
That's 1st Cav, it says so in your filename.
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>>30382595

Whomever drew that has never seen a pack mule. A flat board across the back wtf!
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10 centaurs vs 10 Mongolian horseback archers.
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>>30383550

I'm certain there's a saddle sort of thing between the flat board and the centaur's back.
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Exactly like horses in the military are used today. mostly relegated to mountains where cars can't travel easily. I imagine it'd cost less in resources because you wouldn't have to train a centaur on how to ride a horse.

though i bet they'd be good soldiers to put in open desert like areas too. as long as you give them enough water.
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>>30382595

This, could also be medical orderlies too.
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>>30382432

>Centaur
>Human rider

What a disgrace to her race, she'll be shunned from her people, if not executed outright.
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Heavy squad weapon platform
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>>30383621
But they'd be even bigger targets.
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>>30382432

Like mongolian horses.
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>>30383585
>you wouldn't have to train a centaur on how to ride a horse
Why not? Have a centaur riding a horse for double horse power
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>>30383618
>Human rider
that's actually her mobile semen receptacle
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>>30383691
>not a centauro manned by centaurs
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>>30383774
>calling a Centauro a tank
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>30383903

Wheeled Gun Carrier?
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>>30383636
they don't have to stand up while shooting, just be able to gallop to a good postion while the enemy is suppressed for bounding overwatch
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>>30382432
The most obvious use for a centaur is carrying ammo and heavy equipment. Ammo is heavy and having someone that could carry the infantries MG/mortar ammo, batteries and extraneous bullshit would be a significant boon.

Of course officers would find some other ways to overload the infantry anyway, replacing 5.56 and 7.62 with 7.62 and 12.7 or something equally dumb.
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>>30384253
OP's pic does have the centuar weilding a ma deuce.
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>>30384282

I like to see it shoulder it and fire.

Centaur's still have simple human shoulders.
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>>30383621
Give em a back mounted TOW launcher
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>>30383621
I think that'd be a better job for a minotauros, think, they can wear ultra heavy armor and wield ultra heavy weapons, literally bipedal tanks
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>>30382466
>>30382595

Vehicles still move faster and carry more.

Centaurs can not prone and make easy targets in open fields.

Centaurs too big and long for urban fighting, can't turn around in hallways or run down stairs.

Can not use much heavier weapons than standard humans that would not be easily done by a vehicle.

Double/triple the logistics cost of armor/food/water for a VASTLY inferior soldier.


Almost as bad an idea as all women units.
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>>30385291
>Vehicles still move faster and carry more.
Vehicles also take fuel and roads of a certain size and capability. They'd be used like pack horses or mules in modern warfare- meaning that they'd be the only thing you could really do in certain situations and areas, but not in most.
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>>30385291
>Vehicles still move faster and carry more.
what if we combine that with the centaur? we have the technology
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>>30385291
Could be used in artillery units to move shells or on foot/hoof based patrols.Supp;y units as well, field medics, wouldn't need 2 people for a stretcher.
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>>30383645
What the fuck?
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>>30385471
That's a good point. A centaur could carry a significantly larger mortar than a human could hump.
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>>30385501
And more at once,
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>>30382432
Besides as horses or pack mules or other support roles, no one has said "morale" yet?
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>>30385542
>morale
you mean this?
that's a given
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>>30385542
>horse pussy
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>>30385291
>Centaurs can not prone

uhhhh

And they can scale sections that vehicles cannot
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>>30382432
Transportation
Beast of burden
Battle buddy
Fuck buddy
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>>30385585
The human part sticks up vertically from the horse shoulders. There's no way to get a low profile without laying on their side, which is useless in a firefight.
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>>30385585
>And they can scale sections that vehicles cannot
goataur can climb better than you!
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>>30382432
Like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tRdBsnX4N4
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>>30385610
Human section could lay back on their horse section
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>>30385495

Shintaro Kago. His military stuff is like Popular Science with porn.

https://hitomi.la/galleries/886509.html#
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>>30385654

It gets better with WW1 stuff
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>>30385681
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By breeding them senseless.
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>>30385610
lay on it's side, lay backwards or forwards, etc

And you'd obviously have a rider with it, so it's not like it's some lone /k/ommando

And support is a thing
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>>30382432
This is /k/ cringe threads belong in /b/
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>>30385720
Can horses lay on their sides? I know many large animals have extreme difficulty breathing when doing so and can suffocate.
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>>30385291
And that is why we don't use pack animals.

Oh wait.
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>>30385724
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>>30385720
They could lay sort of like this
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>>30382432
>tfw side silhouette is the biggest target.
>No flank plate carrier.
You have one job.
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>>30385706
>CURRENT YEAR
>not realizing that hoers pussy is best girl.
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>>30385359
Vehicle could be replaced by centaurs(read: packing mule) at some tricky terrain.
But that's about it.
Centaurs really don't have any advantage in actual fighting situation.
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>>30385826
lmg/gpmg pintle mounted on a sadle on their back mounted by a human soldier during patrols coupled with the ability to wear heavier armor (level iv and up possibly)
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>>30385736
Yes
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>>30385826
They run real quick.
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>>30385772
I'm not disagreeing with you.
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>>30385975
neat.
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>>30385996
I was just making a general statement.
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>>30385615
so, you realize that ladders and rope exist right? which no "goataur" can ascend, rendering point invalid.
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>>30385654
fucking japan...
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>>30386063
You ever seen a mountain goat climbing? On the rough terrain of a battlefield or in afghani mountains they'd be able to get to the highground, then sniping insues.
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>>30385826
They haul ammo for the machine gun, seems like role to me. We already have two dedicated ammunition bearers per weapons squad, having a soldier act as a glorified pack animal is nothing new.
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>>30386063
>goats
>needing ropes or ladders
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>tfw no bro-tier /fit/ centaur girl to cuddle up with
;_;
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>>30386214
Hope shes careful with that at4, or shes gonna backblast her battle buddy right in the face
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>>30382432

a QT3.14 operator with gorgeous mare pussy?

>sign me up
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>>30386214
>girl

I've seen nudes, that's no girl, that's a futa.
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>>30386093
I wouldn't want them near firefight because they'd just get shot thanks to their massive silhouette.
>They haul ammo for the machine gun, seems like role to me.
Sure that's a role for military purposes. You can call it as fighting purposes as well.
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>>30386243
Even better
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>>30386225
That's not an AT4, you dumb cunt. And it goes over her shoulder.
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>>30386243
And an utterly massive one at that.
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>>30383585
>>30385291
These are those two geniuses who never paid attention in English class and failed to learn basic mythology.
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>>30386425
Gonna need a citation on that one.
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>>30385975
Who the fuck takes a horse on holiday to a beach?
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>>30386793
http://img.rule34.xxx//samples/848/sample_d523f6a00946bdbf5f5dcb836773e97f9e375d7b.jpg?847925
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>>30386845
If I remember correctly those are wild horses and they roam the area. Can't quite remember where though.
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>>30386862
Holy Humpty hell in a hand basket, Batman.
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>>30386862
Dude. Just, like, how. Does she even pelvis?
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>>30386933
open your mind and your ass will follow
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>>30386214
Seems pretty comfy
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>>30385691
What Battlefield 1 should have been
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>>30386845
They have horse back rides on the beachs in some tourist trap places.
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>>30386214
sauce?
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>>30382432
Where the fuck would a centaur's organs be? Would it have two sets or would it all be in the horse body?
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>>30387182
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=mikoyan
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>>30387200
We literally just had this discussion in the furfag thread that got deleted.
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>>30386793
It's Mikoyan. The onus is on you to prove that she doesn't have a dick.
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Let me attack this from a scientific and logistics standpoint.

The scientific:
So assuming the Centaur uses a hind gut fermentation gastric system like a horse to support it's large frame, it is going to require high quality forage (carefully grown and harvested hay, certain grasses, certain legumes) and supplemental protein and minerals (soy/corn/mineral/fat mixed ration). Both of these are expensive and difficult to source outside the US.

Logistical:
A safe (very low) estimate for how much forage and mixed ration a working horse needs in a day is about 15-25 pounds of HIGH QUALITY forage and 5 pounds of mixed ration. If we consider the energy necessary to run the human brain, we can imagine they'll need at least double the mixed ration to get the fat and protein just for energy of maintenance.

Therefore, a squad of 6 centaurs would need, at the absolute minimum, 180 pounds of food per day. If they went on a 3 day patrol, they would need to carry with them 540 pounds of food. 360 pounds of which would an in the form of 4 or 5 square bales of hay that are extremely flammable and ruin overnight if they get wet.

>pic related

Tl;dr
Engines are easier to feed so they wouldn't be utilized
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They can run with those swat bullet proof shields
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>>30387758

I mean, sure, but to what end?
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>>30387200
Largely open for debate.

General consensus is human torse hae smaller lung for delicate voice work, a human stomach for digesting meat, and everything else is in the horse. The heart(s) are debatable
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they would be used for sexual release to keep moral up and the solders clean from std's.
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>>30385610

Urban prone
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>>30385654
>>30385681
>>30385691

That's terrifying.
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>>30385706

>Not Cow-Tits

That's what they look like
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>>30388338
That isn't Cathyl.
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>>30388494
Someone call for best Minotaur? Well other than Asterio from 12beast anyway
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>>30385559
>>30385559
What's the original doujin
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>>30382452
This ^
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>>30388527
>>30382452
>Mythological creatures are the same as anthropomorphic animals
Gee, the stupid is strong in these two
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>>30388537
Ugh, you do know what anthropomorphic means right? It is something having human characteristics...and guess what a centaur has...human characteristics!
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>>30388537
>A centaur is a mythological animal, so it belongs on /k/!
>A centaur is a mythological animal, so it isn't anthropomorphic!

Both of these are retarded.

God I hate monster girls, it really gets my heresy boner going.
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>>30388545
And the classification for a centaur would be a different species of its own rather than a personification of a horse with human characteristics (i.e. Bipedal, containing full on characterisics while having the anatomy of a bipedal hominid). Come see me after mythology.
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>>30388573
>M-muh degeneracy
>muh feels!
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>>30388585
>being a species traitor
You're not one of those self-hating human-haters are you?
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>>30388573
See the above
>>30385749
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>>30388573
>anthropomorphic
>giving human traits to inhuman things
>centaur
>half a human on a headless horse

centaur =/= anthropomorphic horse
trust me, i've studied the subject extensively
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>>30388608
>stick your fingers in your ears and ignore shit!
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>>30388618
>take horse
>give it human torso
>this isn't giving human traits to inhuman things
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>>30388618
kids pelvis is crushed, just putting that out there
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>>30382432
Logistics and possibly scouting if you could airdrop them unnoticed.
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>>30388604
No, I'm a breeder putting superior human genetics and fucking up their demographics by cucking them from existance. Their sons and daughters will suffer an inferiority complex and self-hating centuar haters
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>>30388629
no, because it's literally half a human stuck on something
it's like saying those cartel refrigerators are anthropomorphic because they're full of human body parts
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>>30385453
>mfw darpa makes anime real
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>>30388640
Nah, you're just creating more centaurs that need purging. I really doubt your centaur loving ass would be able to get them to hate themselves or other centaurs all that much.

Anyway, this is getting off topic.

Centaurs would work well as slave labor.
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>>30388660
fite me fagit
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>>30388644
Except refrigerators aren't animals and the human parts aren't actually a part of the refrigerator's biology.

You're adding human features to a preexisting animal. That's fucking anthropomorphic as fuck.

I'm going to be saging so I don't needlessly bump this thread.
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>>30388660
Fuck off speciesest.
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>>30388674
>Except refrigerators aren't animals
human traits can be applied to machines
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>>30385975
They are loving that fucking sand. I bet its gonna be a bitch to brush that sand off them.
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>>30384501
Fucking check out some mythology books some time you damn plebian. Centaurs are, according to literally every story ever written on them, superior in every physical aspect to humans. This happens to include physical strength. Holy shit guy. Fucking fix yourself.
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>>30388726
Alright, I'll concede that, however, the human parts aren't part of the refrigerator. Taping on the arms still wouldn't qualify.

If the refrigerator had arms it could use, then sure.

Don't get how it's any different for centaurs.
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>>30388018
>>Welcome to /k/. Now git.
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>>30385706

Hol up nigga who the one on the right?
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>>30389029
seconded
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>>30383645
>>30385654
>>30385681
>>30385691
what
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Just hope you don't need to take shelter from the cold in your centaur's body like Luke Skywalker
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>>30382432
Biomedical research subjects.

Or gear whores.
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>>30386225
Its something with a sliding breach.

Her buddy is her loader.
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>>30389710
if they're large enough you can just crawl inside
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>>30390041
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>>30386863
Assateague/Chincoteague island. If you live in Maryland or Virginia I recommend you go
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>>30388537
Im with you on this one, as long as you know that
<---
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>>30390077
I know that very well famalam
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>>30390064
i have such sights to show you
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>>30386410
Yeah, if you're gay
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>>30386845
a great deal of north carolina beaches / avalon in particular are full of wild horses. most are wary of people but im sure there are plenty who get fed all the time and hang out on the beaches with people
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>>30388545
>Mods ban furfag thread
>Mods didn't ban the centaur thread right next to it
There's your answer, as far as mods are concerned the defining characteristic of a furry is the face.
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>>30388618
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>>30390504
Mods are degenerates.
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>>30388754
The worst part is, you'll hate brushing them, but it's like another session of fun for them.
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>>30387710
You seem to forget the amazing funding the military is capable of putting into compact, high value food stuff for just such occasions (that is to say, highly physically demanding conditions with limited logistical support). Ration bricks and packs for centaurs are probably Already a thing in the form of feed for the limited equestrian assets that do get utilized.
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>>30391225
I remember in Lawence of Arabia's autobiography they just grazed the camels. Would camel-type centaurs be more viable?
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>>30391252
Hmmm. Maybe donkeys or mules. But yeah, something less dependent upon water or food. How are zebras for that?
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Lol bump
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why is nobody underestimating their abilities of infiltration.
they could wear a mask that looks like a horses head. from a few hundred yards you couldn't tell a difference, they could plant mines or booby traps or bombs, they could sneak behind enemy lines and throw grenades or ambush them, etc.
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>>30390427
Yeah, Id be happy too.
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>>30386410
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>>30386943
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>>30391225
>Animal science BS from University of KY
>used to work on one of the largest thoroughbred farms in Kentucky
>worked with the primary exporter for horse quality hay for the Arabian peninsula
>exporting 70,000+ tons per year

It's a multimillion dollar industry already. The best you can do is dehydrated alfalfa cubes but they have significantly less nutritive value than regular forage and it would be near impossible to meet the maintenance requirement for a horse with just those and ration.

You must also realize that removing water from feedstufs means you must add that water back by increasing their water ration for the day, which is already over 10 gallons per animal. Remember that math in my last post? Water for 6 horses for 72 hours would weigh 1440 pounds. So were at a literal, 2000 pound, ton of just food and water.

>>30391252
Both camels and centaurs would be more viable. They both have multi-chambered foreguts and they both ruminate meaning they can extract carbohydrates and dietary protein from low quality forage. This is why cows, goats and camels can survive on shitty pasture and weedy grasses whereas horses require careful forage management.

>>30391372
Donkeys, Mules and Zebras all have the same issue horses do as in they are hind gut fermenters. Granted, they would all be better suited to the environment than a thoroughbred, trail horse or draft horse.
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>>30388604
Being a humanfag, pathetic.
>your in the wrong place, you have no power here!
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>>30392025
after a certain point, pretty sure soldiers will just shoot any horses on sight.
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>>30392449
It's a good way to be.
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>>30389029
>>30389161

Character from a story a writefag wrote in monster girl general

http://pastebin.com/BDMLk9TK
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>>30382432
recreationally.
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>>30385654
>>30385681
>>30385691
I take it as that's what pic related is from.
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>>30388545
Guess what a downy has? Human characteristics!
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>>30388537
Still here on your side
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>>30388620
Stick you thumb in your anus and don't accept anything, good old 4chan way
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>>30388667
Hope you don't mind if I bring my friends!
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>>30394472
Humans can't be anthropomorphic.

One of the qualifications of being anthropomorphic is being a non-human.

Didn't know there were so many downies and furfags on /k/. Well, the more you know I guess. I'll just look at it as a learning experience.
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>>30394528
You've came to the wrong neighborhood
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>>30394485
Right back at ya, buddy
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>>30394562
You need to learn since you seem to be a downy just like the rest of us.
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>>30388537
This argument only works for mythological creatures that aren't a mix of human and some preexisting animal(s).

Unicorn? Yeah, that's not anthropomorphic.

Minotaur? Bipedal oxen. Debatable. You could argue it got bipedal characteristics from apes instead, but probably not.

Centaur? Human x horse combo. Not debatable.
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>>30394562
I beg to differ, the man-taur!
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>>30394641
its a stupid definition anyways. if you cut a mans leg off and put a insertanimalsleghere in its place, is it no longer a human, but an anthropomorphic creature? or some sucker has cancer, and gets a pig intestine to replace some of his cancer infested intestines, hes ALSO no longer human and an anthropomorphic creature with human qualities?
if simply hacking off a part of a human and replacing it with an animal part ISNT anthro, then why would going the next step, removing TWO legs and putting horse legs below suddenly qualify? you take a book out of the library, its still a library...but at what point does it stop being a library? when theres only 1 book left? 2?

and whats data? hes not human. hes got human characteristics. hes anthropomorphic now?
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>>30395094
He's a sexy af robot.
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>>30395316
well, technically, android
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>>30383513
it's also a picture of horses
horses were mentioned in the post
>today on obvious statements: it's someones first day conversing with live people
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>>30382432
Honestly only see them being useful in mountainous terrain where land vehicles struggle to cope, and maybe jungles where it's just too thick for vehicles.
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>>30386141
fucking goats
>can go over any terrain because fuck you
>eats literally anything, including spiky as fuck blackberry bushes
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>>30382432
Jesus fucking christ /k/ this is the most cringiest fucking thread I've seen in a while


you really have to stop for a minute and realise what you're doing sometimes.

" Why am i seriously discuss the tactical effectiveness of anime girl centaurs with guns on the internet? "

Mother of god you faggots are so funny, never change /k/, never change.
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>>30396141
Anime horse girl waifus are serious business anon
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>>30392025
Excuse me fellow human, would you mind telling me where the ammunition dump is? I, a completely normal human, would like to visit it.
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>>30392327
Damn. At least you're legitimately knowledgeable on the subject. I wish there was a logistically feasible solution, but apparently not. So much for sentient cavalry mounts.
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>>30396141
>you dont NEED a reason to have a gun
>my rights shall not be infringed!
>bitch this is freedom!

>h-hey dont actually USE your r-rights and freedom`s men died to protect! we didnt mean THAT

whatever. some of the best threads are when people take dumb ideas seriously and try to expand on it. tactical gardening, loading bullets into shotgun shells. using guns to launch MORE guns, knife guns, 20 mm hand held pistols.

the ONLY thing that went wrong in this thread was people got upset about thing they didnt like, and entered the thread. When i saw this thread i was kinda hoping some serious discussion about how half man half horses could be exploited, just like people exploited the idea of oversized shotguns to launch liberators to allies behind enemy lines but instead /k/ got their knickers in a knot.

if you REALLY wanted this thread to disappear and die, you should of....let it. instead, a good 50% of these posts literally just bumped it up to the top of the catalog
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>>30388522
Called wild horse in a school uniform
http://www.tsumino.com/Book/Info/9967/1/wild-horse-in-a-school-uniform
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>>30382432
In the same manner as men on horses are utilized in a modern military, which is never, great question though.
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>>30397378
Why did I just jack off to that?
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>>30397423
Because you post on 4chan.
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>>30387710
You're making the wrong argument against centaurs ever being used, they're basically a guy on horseback. Which has almost zero place in any modern military.
What the fuck is all of this about a hind gut fermentation gastric system? Its a fucking fictional creature you're literally making all of this "15-25 lbs of HIGH QUALITY FORAGE" shit up.
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>>30397378
Thanks anon, good read
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>>30397313
Threads like this keep /k/ fun besides watching retards sperg about how much they hate these threads is as funny as larping about combat centaur waifus
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Could the military really just say "no centaur allowed" though without massive backlash? I mean women have been bitching for years about "nobody tells me 'dank u 4 yer serbice' :(," I'm sure plenty of centaur would start a massive shitstorm if their proud warrior race was denied the ability to serve.
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>>30398850
They'd be very useful to the police, in outdoor areas anyway.
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of all the mythological creatures people get fixated on the stupidest of them all

thanks anime, as if Upotte wasn't enough of a crime
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>>30398850
If centaurs really existed they would dominate the entire land mass and spend their time burning down any inconvenient human landscaping efforts like forests, farms and towns, much like the Mongols. Elves v dwarves would have nothing on Mankind v centaurs.
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>>30399070

good luck climbing a hill or creating armor you foul quadruped shitbirds
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>>30395094
Lt. Tasha Yar: What I want now is gentleness. And joy... and love. From you, Data; you are fully functional, aren't you?
Lt. Cmdr. Data: Of course, but...
Lt. Tasha Yar: How fully?
Lt. Cmdr. Data: In every way, of course. I am programed in multiple techniques. A broad variety of pleasuring.
Lt. Tasha Yar: Oh! You jewel, that's exactly what I hoped!
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>>30393734
AHHHHHH. I SPENT MY DAMN DAY READING THIS.

ALL OF IT.

Why did you do this to me /k/. Why did you make me yearn for a combat corps of monster girls to do my bidding and satisfy my need to make war on my enemies.

/K/, WHY DO YOU TOY SO LIGHTLY WITH THE HEARTS OF MEN?!

All I wanted was a light story about warhorse pussyfooting. You turned it into an hours long affair of reading about a tortured student exacting his revenge on the monster girls that had hardened his heart against the world?

IT EVEN HAD SEPARATE ENDINGS YOU FUCK.

One of the ENDINGS was easy enough to finish in ten or fifteen minutes, which was nice and relaxing.

AND THE OTHER TOOK HOURS OF OBSERVING THE SLOW DESCENT INTO DARKNESS OF ONE MAN'S BROKEN PERCEPTION OF JUSTICE.

WHY.


You monsters.
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>>30388518
Cathyl is a piece of shit friend.
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>>30401366
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>>30382452
>>30390077
>>30390103
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>>30390504
Be less asshurt already Jesus.
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>>30401440
I loved the thread.

I even loved the stories a bit. I think they should be compiled into an actual book or an e-book because the writing isn't half bad at times.

But it made my heart hurt before I tried to go to sleep.

All I want is to cuddle some sad monster girl and tell her it's ok.

I came here for the logistics of mounted warfare with with firearms. But instead one my own /k/omrades takes a page from the main character's playbook and twists my heart.

How dare you.

I want more.
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>>30401508
More you say?
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>>30382432
A lot of the utility with centaurs in combat dependson if they can digest grass and other roughage like a horse. If not then they'd be too expensive to support in the field.

Now, putting centaurs in the role of mounted police would work well.
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>>30401404
Your just mad you can't lay lengthwise across your waifus assets like the worlds softest waterbed. Followed by being cuddled like a teddybear by an 8-10 monstergirl minotaur.
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>>30401508
>I want more
You asked
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>>30401445
Where do you think you are?
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>>30382432
target practice/reserve food supply
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>>30401686
Those poor girls. They didn't deserve that.
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>>30401508
absolute madman, asking for more
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>>30382432
If they were the mythological centaur then they would be used in upper command for their vastly superior wisdom and probably superior intellect, as well as in training regimes to literally pump out achillies-status warriors every day. aside from that actual battle use of a centaur would probably include ultra-long range sniping capabilities with astoundingly heavy armaments because of their vastly superior speed and strength and anti-vehicle sniping. they are expert marksman, vastly superior to humans in all long range weaponry.
Imagine a fucking horse running a solid 50 miles with a 20mm lahti, taking out a convoy from over 3 miles away, then running away and teaching some fuck straight off of the farm how to be a god of murder all before dinner time.
If they are worth shit all or are actually retarded, then woodland combat pack animal/ 50cal gunner.

...also tactical waifu and company morale officer b/c who the fuck is going to have moral issues after riding a talking horse with J cup tits? faggots that's who. And we have man centaurs with horse dicks for them. so win win all around. just pack more food and its gg isis
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>>30397378
>http://www.tsumino.com/Book/Info/9967/1/wild-horse-in-a-school-uniform
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>>30403961
Have a picture of one of the cheshires from the story.
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>>30382432
Probably not but they seem cool as fuck in modern fantasy stories
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>>30404906
More fanart >>30403961
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>>30385706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0c4-ZV2Ix4
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One of the missed opportunities of Gate was examining this a bit further.

Pic related, Myuute the siren who was also something of an airbender
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>>30405312
One of the missed opportunities was staying true to the style and action of the manga.
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>>30405361
I never understood how japan gets off to a manga about a technologically superior force beating the shit out of a faction of people who are fighting with whats essentially sharp clubs and sticks with sharp points
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>>30405413
They probably got it from some Russian book or the Final Countdown
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>>30405413
They don't want to admit it but they wish they could steamroll mainland asia again but they know they fucked up the only chance they ever got.
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>>30382432
I prefer medieval militaries. Just imagine the force you could generate with a centaur throwing a javelin or using an atl atl at full gallop.
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>>30405413
>I never understood how japan gets off to a manga about a technologically superior force beating the shit out of a faction of people who are fighting with whats essentially sharp clubs and sticks with sharp points
Because it lets them pretend they weren't a vicious band of marauding conquerers in WWII China.
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>>30404030
>>30404906
>>30404971
You have no idea.
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This is the third thread with 200+ replies. Come on why is this still a thing...
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>>30406074
Oh, I do. I've been begging the writer to hurry up and finish the June path.
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>>30406102
Because fuck you, that's why.
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>>30396141
Yeah becuase this is a serious website for serious people that can't ever have fun talking about anything because that would be cringe. Sorry.
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>>30382432
They wouldn't unless SJWs tried to get them let in the military, in which case standards would be drastically lowered.
Too big a target, can't properly take cover, vehicles are much faster and more bullet resistant
I could see pack horse but that'd be some sort of rights violation I could tell.
Riot control would be entirely different and they'd excel at it though. Larger, stronger bodies for blocking, capable of running down people escaping, heck police work in general aside from door to door/room clearing.
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>>30407408
>They wouldn't unless SJWs tried to get them let in the military, in which case standards would be drastically lowered.
You're looking at this in the completely wrong way. Centaurs would have been a significant part of the military for thousands of years, only stopping being in widespread mainline use roughly a hundred years ago. Hell, right up until WW2, the US still believed horse cavalry would be relevant. They were even used to decent effect in the Philippines. Centaurs would be very entrenched in the military. And we all know that the brass doesn't always make rational decisions, especially when it affects them or the things they like and/or identify with. Thus, centaurs would likely have always been in the military.
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>>30407457
Then our weapons and gear would be entirely different from present to accommodate centaurs serving. We'd have equipment we can only predict or imagine. And don't tell me "No it's the exact same as it is now", that's like expecting me to accept a scenario where we didn't give parachutes to paratroopers, we would HAVE to have centaur centered weapons, armor, gear, equipment etc.
Sorry I'm no fun.
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>>30407495
>we would HAVE to have centaur centered weapons, armor, gear, equipment etc.
That's the point. The point is working around this and figuring how they'd still have any use.
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>>30407677
Okay so this isn't as much an issue of how would centaurs operate with modern gear but as much as it is you asking us to make up centaur gear, equipment, weapons etc.? Just checking.
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>>30407226
>if its fun to me it can't possibly be cringe to anyone else because it's fun to me

you could could be jacking off to pony porn and i don't give a shit how fun it is to you, or how many long-winded excuses you make, it's going to be faggy and cringey to me.

Sorry.
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>>30407408

Would centaurs really be a minority for identity-politics liberals to latch onto and feel oppressed on behalf of, though? Centaurs are a central part of Western civilisation and form a key part of the myths of Greece from which we derive so much of our culture. I'd anticipate that they'd have a prominent if not privileged position in society.

Alternatively, centaurs could live an almost entirely separate, isolated life from regular humans - can you imagine how everything around us would need to change to accommodate horse-men - even something as simple as a flight of stairs would need a redesign.
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>>30406197
Tio best gurl
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>>30408080
Centaurs held a very odd position in Greek Mythology. Either they were some pretty great sages and healers who were bro-tier, or they were very aggressive and were known to be out of control rapists. I could honestly see it going either way, in that they'd be another minority for libs to use as identity politics, or be seen as proud western beings.

For military use...what can they really do that we cannot? Maybe better at being scouting? I wouldn't really know, never was in the military. They may have better hearing and a wider field a vision that could help.
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>>30403821
b8 m8
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>>30404913
okay that is pretty awesome
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Fuck that. With an army of trolls you can't go wrong, provided you can teach them the rudiments of firearms. Even then, depending on which lore you're talking about, a bullet to the skull might not be fatal and able to regenerate.

Only sure way would be explosives, and even then they'd drag on stumps to rip enemies to shreds. Tactics would undoubtedly be lost to them, unfortunately.
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>>30388537

monstergirl fags need stop trying to act like they aren't furry. if anything monstergirls are more furry than vanilla furshit since its more animal physiology than human.
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>>30408452
Which sort of trolls are you thinking? Big ugly green ones from D&D? I'd be fine with companies of kobolds. Little fuckers would be great at surprise attacks and good at digging tunnels. However, their tiny size may make things a little complicated, as they'd need tiny little guns as well.
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>>30408452
Troll army? Ingenious! Also remember how big the fuckers are. Slap on some heavy armour and you're golden.

>>30408557
Hey, if they are meant for infiltration and tunelling, why not pistol caliber carbines/smgs or low-load shotguns? Those would go well for tunell fighting and close quarters combat, while not being really punishing.
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>>30408537
Noice Bait
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>>30406197
>Death by Snu Snu
And that ain't necessarily a bad thing
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>>30408452
Ogres, Oni, Trolls, Minotaur, really any large ones could be turned into walking tanks.
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>>30408586

its true though. a regular furry character is basically just a human with fur and an animalish face. a monstergirl is literally half person half creature, so you're getting a lot more exotic features.
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>>30408798
Technicalities, the characteristic of a furry is completely different from a MG. To quote the urban dictionary (since noone else will touch it) " people cannot always agree on just what makes a person a furry or not." What you're getting into is a very grey line that has been in discussion for many years
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>>30408946
You know you want a heavily armoured minotaur waifu to provide heavy weapons fire while you advance, followed by some "leave" time.
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>>30406110
AND?!
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>>30408946
lewd cotton farm fairies are best fairies
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>>30408623
>Update
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>>30408667
>walking tanks
It would be shit version of pic related
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Bullshit, get a monstergirl with enough muscle mass or physical capacity, slap them in class iv or up armour (assume someone would invent them some) give an atgm or heavy machinegun or autocannon and boom, walking tank/tank destroyer/ifv/morale booster
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>>30382432
Cannon fodder. useful for literally nothing else you furfag shithead.
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>>30409647
also see below for another example of the military possibilities

>>30385071
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>>30385706
hoores a shit.

snek a best.
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>>30409720
How would you armour a minotaur enough to be more useful than normal human infantry? Even if it's strong enough to carry full body armour capable of resisting .50 rounds it won't be anywhere near the levels of protection tanks get.
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