What does /k/ look like?
Nice try FBI.
>>30093292
Like a sexy twink
Also post some cool modified guns, ha-ha!
>>30093333
Federal quads, go away ATF man.
>>30093374
good one
Dubs and I shoot your dog.
>>30093399
>33
>99
>>30093399
I don't have a dog officer
>>30093444
Not anymore you don't.
>>30093399
Dog lives matter
>>30093399
>>30093444
WITNESSED
>>30093462
This is a blue board.
But I'd wreck her asshole.
>>30093488
Yeah i fucked up sorry.
Still,i would do unholy things to those cute tits.
>>30093542
She looks a lot like my ex.
Waiting for my ex to show up in some porn that way I can finish drinking myself to death after one last jack, eh?
Lol, I've still got her nudes. Some things I will always keep, darling.
>>30093462
What ethnicity would you guys pin her as?
My first reaction was: jew
But now I'm thinking anglo
>>30093577
Northwest UK
>>30093577
Hard to say with all the freckles.
>>30093482
nice
>>30093327
Hello, mas-uh, sir.
>>30093327
would smash
AUSTRALIA
U
S
T
R
A
L
I
A
>>30093648
What am i looking at here
>>30093682
What ever you want it to be.....baby.
>>30093292
White, skinny, glasses, pimples, long hair.
>>30093682
traps, a cute
>>30093648
Nice frills
>>30093702
>you will never have a qt guntrap
>>30093702
>>30093706
>>30093648
oh.
in that case
>>30093648
>>30093664
Haha, thanks guys. I'm straight-ish, just love this skinny-jacked build.
/k/, as it turns out, are a bunch of closeted faggots.
this shouldnt be a surprise
>>30093746
i feel like im gonna get v& for finding this attractive.
>straight-ish
how so?
>inb4 traps
>inb4 im a faggot
aye, but im not closeted about liking men and women.
>>30093720
DELETE THIS
>>30093769
slavkiller/10
Your odds of guessing my ethnicity: 0%
>>30093790
Polish jew
>>30093790
autist named jack/50
>>30093798
Nein
>>30093779
I'm pretty damn straight, but I'd fuck a passable trap or trans.
Guess my nationality :^)
Also, going to army next year
>>30093808
Ukrainian
Some of you are alright, don't go to the range tomorrow.
>>30093808
Aussie or brit
>>30093807
why, you'd be essentially fucking a man.
at least go for a twink and be honest with yourself, you cute lumberjack.
Don't we take a /k/lass photo for this shit?
>>30093725
I would slay you and your drones, Mr. Bygone. Your days are over.
>>30093818
post tits
>>30093817
Close
>>30093830
Half-Polish, half-Russian
>>30093801
Pfft, I'm not autistic, nor Jack.
guess where i am from :^)
>>30093848
Romania
>>30093818
is that a stick on the right?
good choice of jacket.
what in the fuck is that Cz looking abomination
>>30093826
i would have a beer with you mate
>>30093858
What brand beer
>>30093830
Haha, nah, bro. Not quite gay enough for the whole man.
>>30093818
> Xbox 360
Get out
Take a shot at age, occupation and country, friendos.
what gun would you think i have?
>not a euphemism
>>30093870
buy pants that fit so you dont look like you have a constant erection
>>30093858
its a beretta .25
>>30093889
But I do have a constant semi.
>>30093863
VB, mate
>>30093746
>skinny
>jacked
Pick one hungry skeleton
Btw can I get a zergface version of my pic?
t. >>30093769
>>30093889
I DO have a constant erection.
That's why I'd fuck a passable trap, sometimes ya gotta nut and a butt's a butt.
>>30093889
>not having constant erectrion
What is wrong with you?
>a chance to both shitpost AND attention whore
oh man!!
T. pic related, last nuggetfest
>>30093894
17 year old detected
>>30093818
nice shoes
>>30093898
Opinions are like assholes. Everybody's got one and I nut in some of them.
I'm actually not as small in stature as I look, this house was built for giants or some shit.
>>30093818
Oh god please post bare feet pics
Kissing my wife and newborn goodbye the last time I see them before I deploy.
plz 48, no h8
xoxoxoxoxo
>>30093915
is there no higher purpose?
>>30093818
>fucking girl
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET
THE
FUCK
OUT
FUCKING HATE YOU
HOPE YOU DIE
>>30093934
Why did you sneak home to shitpost?
>>30093938
not really, I also realize I have no "good" pictures of myself in gear where I don't look like im on crack. Fuck man, all the selfies I shitpost on r9k look good though.
>>30093851
Just because the AK is Romanian doesn't mean im Romanian.
Not even close m8, try again
>>30093870
fucking faggot
>>30093953
There's wifi, though it's not the best. I like /k/
>>30093915
I wonder if the sole of my boot is still somewhere in that hillside
>>30093939
Everyone knows theres no girls on interwebs, especially /k/
>>30093934
How many children have you killed
>>30093976
Still hate girls and faggots, 23 lvl wizard here
>>30093977
Is innocence included?
>>30093960
my shit's fucked as well.
only good picture i have is my kikebook profile, and im not stupid enough to post that, so you get this>>30093875
>>30093963
>/k/ on omegle
Ha, i wore this shit for those threads
>>30093975
that was last fest
>"hey dude, you know you just lost your sho- ..dude the bottom of your shoe came off
>"Yeah its cool don't worry haha"[visibly losing spaghetti]
me from the fest where you lost your sole. The ONLY picture of me from that fest. Fuck.
>>30093963
>>30093292
Here's a non homo one
>>30093970
i cant even go on /k/ at the airport, but you can in bumfuckistan?
>>30093934
you are cute anon
>>30094005
fucking boot
>>30093818
This a guy, right?
>>30093996
i will turn you into a new meme
5spooki6me
omegle 4 lyphe, my only interaction with people despite work.
fuck me :(
>>30094005
>rolled up sleeves
Okay, motherfucker, I hope you have this hidden away.
>>30094012
Thanks mang
>>30094008
Every airport I have been to has free wifi lol. Also, if you ever deploy just have your roomates pay for access to the Wifi. Go to the bazaar, buy shit to sell to people at ridiculous prices.
>>30094017
you never know, women keep pretty messy fucking rooms
>>30094003
I was more embarrassed that I slipped and fell, more so cause I was holding someone else's rifle and didn't want to break it.
But man, having that pair of rubber boots in my car was a lifesaver
>>30094025
it's not that there's no wifi, it's that it's blocked for "weapons trading"
total bullshit.
Sydney Airport btw
>>30094032
its ok, I had your back...sorta as you slipped on your ass. At least nobody said anything about it ever again so rest assured nobody made fun of you in the slightest
Anyone else here into caving?
>paint me like one of your french girls
>>30094047
do you like squeeze into small holes too? that shit is terrifying.
>>30094046
that sounds like a lie
>>30094047
would shit myself in the narrowest spaces
>>30094005
WHERE IS YOUR FUCKING COVER, YOU COCK GUZZLING LITTLE FUCKBOY?
>>30093292
An faggot.
>>30094056
it's probably his "im a warrior now, friends from high school" picture, Staff Sargent, sir.
>>30093570
Wow, the way you word things makes me think you are pretty creepy, dude.
>>30094078
i used to know this 23 year old who wore cardigans, spoke like a ponce, and complained about the bourgeoisie who types like that.
he once told me how he wanted to push his ex in front of a train
>>30094093
Someone wants to be in the 75th
>>30094093
What a faggot.
>>30094110
I already deal with enough autists at the recruiting station, don't need to invite more
>>30094053
>>30094055
Funny story, but that picture is from a really small network of wet caves. To get to that spot, you have to walk along the underground stream for about half a mile and then it splits into two sections. The spot the camera man was in was the one split, where you just continue walking along the stream, and the ledge I am on (actually ~20' above the camera) had about a football field of crawling in water. I mean to get to it I had my helmet grinding on the ceiling and in one spot I had to keep my head turned to the side to keep my nose and mouth above the water.
Really though, once you get past the claustrophobia, fear of getting lost, and fear of a cave in; its fucking incredible 10/10 would recommend.
>pic related, the stream we followed.
>>30094131
not american
Aussie Army butterbar here
>>30094146
doesnt seem too bad.
>>30094146
please don't die in a cave /k/omerad
>>30094173
Tits or GTFO
>>30094159
It really wasnt. The various formations were so beautiful that it's well worth the narrow spots.
>>30093746
>skinny-jacked
You're not jacked
>>30093934
Lol what kind of cuck would agree to take that picture
>>30094173
:3
tits plz?
>>30093807
>>30093870
So then you're not straight.
Sexual attractiveness is a sliding scale, you can like boys without liking big hairy bearded men. Nothing wrong with being a fag.
>>30093818
Do you skate?
>>30094046
Thanks M8
>>30094146
>>30094159
>>30094160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS_aMAlAaeU
>>30094182
>>30094198
>>>/b/
>>30094219
>>>/reddit/
>>30094219
Tripfag plz go
>>30094219
>whiteknighting
>>>/reddit/
>>30093292
I look like a 16 year old faggot.
>>30093818
I'll bet $100 you have a dick.
>>30094238
And an ugly one at that.
>4/10 would close my eyes when you blow me
>>30094219
>>>/reddit/
>>30093934
Your wife is fucking Jody right now.
>>30094245
>I'm a 4.5/10 thank you very much.
>>30094257
>US Army
figures
>>30094255
Fucking Jody.
>>30094257
Yeah, but you smoke which is an automatic point reduction. Jesus have you never been on grindr?
>>30094263
Hey, man, at least I didn't DEP into the Air Force.
>>30094238
>>30094257
Get a fuckin haircut hippy and grow a mustache
>>30094257
>>30094275
What mos
Filename relevant
>>30094287
Yeah, I am a bit shaggy right now. I plan on getting a hair cut so I don't go to DEP functions looking like a Marxist activist.
Can't grow a mustache. I look too much like a pedophile.
>>30094292
15Y. I'll be working on Apache Longbows.
Here's what my left foot looks like.
>>30094298
Austin?
>>30094310
y-yes
>>30094294
Fascist
Currently, like i'm gonna go rob someone or like i sleep under a bridge. I'm bundled up wit a fever
>>30094309
Gross.
>>30094321
Ignore Wehrmacht scum, filename more stronk
>>30094317
I know you.
lol.
We haven't talked in a long time though.
Like so
>>30094327
Just don't go around carrying skittles and Arizona tea
>>30094173
>Arms over a possible bulge
Not fooling me faggot.
>>30094349
Faggots get out!!!
Fucking gays
Chubb tub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuM61D8CMUU
>>30094298
>>30094317
Does Troop 162 mean anything to you?
If so, give me something you'd know.
>>30094352
I haven't had Arizona tea in a long ass time..... Now i want one
>>30094410
im just joking, im not even from USA
>>30094329
Don't ever fucking respond to me or my left foot again.
>>30094417
Well you look just like someone I know.
To a fuckin t, seriously.
>>30094356
I'm not hiding a bulge with my arms, my clothes take care of it.
>>30094428
Don't be so fuckin gross and maybe I won't faggot.
dont have other pic, on laptop
>>30094416
Homos will burn in the coming days.
>>30094485
Do you squat on street corners wearing a tracksuit?
>>30094284
>>30094257
>>30094238
you don't look like a 16 year old faggot, you ARE one
>>30094005
You I got a cool book you need to read.
>AR 670-1
>>30094481
I like your pool, but your facial hair makes you look like you sniff bike seats out front of the middle school.
>>30093818
I don't care if you have a dick or not but you've got to clean that room.
>>30094486
>muh day of the rope
>crusaders are so cool guise
could you be any more of a stereotype? It's like instant stormfag just add water over here
>>30094298
>no trigger discipline
>>30094530
When the NCO is away, PFC anon will play.
I'm surprised so many ladybois are in this thread. Needs more Lady-womens.
>>30094523
i actually squat in streets, fuck u nigger
but not in corners, usually in front of drugstores, stores, or banks.
also wear 2 adidas tracksuits in red and blue
>>30094005
>not carrying a fully loaded ruck
0/10 would not deploy with
Me as fat fronk
>>30094609
ill post pics of both when on pc
>>30094608
Tits or gtfo
>>30094608
Are you threatened by them
Obviously coloring over my face and any visible identifying scars
>proof I'm not a shitskin neckbeard
>>30093292
you look like the deliverance banjo kid
whats the fucking point in posting if your not going to show your face?
>>30094623
Lol, it was a one day affair. What do I need 65-95 pounds of shit for?
>>30094561
lol, I don't condone faggotry so I must be a stormfront troll.
Your degeneracy will be dealt with someday.
Whether it's a gun or GRIDS you'll be struck so eventually.
>>30094523
here u go lol
>>30094639
Not really. I just expected like, at least one female post so far. At least that I noticed.
>>30094631
Post cock or get blocked bruh.
>>30094608
>Needs more Lady-womens.
>>30094609
I wasn't hating.
Slavs are preferable to niggers and mudslimes.
>>30094685
i like this track more tho.
You faggots miss me yet.
>>30094689
Start posting what you make in that kitchen.
on a side not, what do people do on weekends when they have nothing else to do? I am so bored I am contemplating suicide in the craziest way possible.
>>30094689
I've actually always been curious about what females think of mtfs.
Also what guns you got
>>30094689
>Post cock or get blocked bruh.
>>>/reddit/
Slut
>>30094706
>suicide
Tannerite up your ass tripfag.
>>30094608
cat ears are cute
Anyone from the Kansas City metropolitan area? This is from last night, the game was incredible.
>>30094811
Oh damn I was there, just vising family for the week though
>>30094706
I get bake all the time. Mostly cakes, or cookies. Occasionally more time consuming dishes like smoking meats.
>>30094710
>mtfs
Eh. I don't care a bunch. It's your body, do whatever.
>guns
going to college right now. Won't be a has-funs for two more years. Maybe three.
>>30094716
I don't see a willy.
>>30094759
And cheap! They're like, 3-5$ a pair for decent ones and you can make all kinds of outfits with them.
>>30094831
So your my new wai/k/u? Have you ever handled a Johnson before?
>>30094831
>noguns
Do you have anything in mind for your first purchase? Have you ever shot before?
Also >>30093818 or >>30094173 which one would you fug? Can't say neither
>>30094831
Cocksmoking slut.
Tits or gtfo.
Or better yet stuff bleach up your ugly twat.
>>30094093
lol fat ass.
>>30094828
I was so amazed that the royals pulled through after the socks pulled a grand slam.
I got into the game for free and my family bought tickets. I'm the the delayed entry program for the military and my recruiter lets us go to games for free in exchange for picking up beer cans between the first 3 innings.
>>30093292
PRIVATE JOKER WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ON THIS BOARD?
>>30094849
Tripfag slut feeder get out!
>>30094428
googled hitchcock 45's height,
>6ft 7in
>>30094877
holy shit he is
>>30094759
>>30094831
Cat ears make a normal girl into rape bait
>>30094925
>Trashy tattoos
>Wife beater
>Lewd bullshit in public
White trash/10
>>30093292
>browsting /k/
>see this on the front page
>>30094849
I am taken by another neckbeard already, Sorry anon. Also no, I have not handled a Johnsom Machine-gun. It's super rare.
>>30094858
I shot a Benelli m4 with slugs once. Nearly fell over. Probably going to get a bolt action eventually.
Also 2. One is kinda plain.
>>30094959
Calm down Cosby.
>>30094831
>I don't see a willy.
Because I don't see tits. Or you want some fine ruski cock without paying the price?
>>30093292
I feel we are all in GP-5s walking around the house with or BOBs
>>30093790
greek
>>30093932
THIS PLEASE
>>30094997
Yay she picked me.
>>30094997
If he doesn't have a giant cock or a lot of money then you're making a big mistake.
Get a successful man while you're still attractive and reasonably slutty.
You'll regret not doing this.
Like a tumblr snowflake.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>30094997
>machinegun
Are you fucking retarded or do you just know nothing about guns? Total fucking trash leave this board.
>>30095033
I sense a dick
>>30095033
http://66.media.tumblr.com/a2e5de2526c94abe736bd54c20edc526/tumblr_nykbyx3DYi1twa7huo1_400.gif
is this you?
>>30095043
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/M1941_Johnson_machine_gun
Are you honestly this stupid?
>>30095051
Seconded but I'd still fuck.
>>30094702
This nigga can't be back.
>>30095068
Clearly thats not what I was fucking talking about you dumb autist. Stop playing semantics when it was obvious I was talking about something entirely different.
This is me, by our homemade camping spot. Built a shelter, a fireplace and a bench.
>>30094997
He wouldn't happen to be a chemistry professor, would he?
>>30095033
>mfw this thing thinks it passes
>>30095059
>http://66.media.tumblr.com/a2e5de2526c94abe736bd54c20edc526/tumblr_nykbyx3DYi1twa7huo1_400.gif
Holy shit, no but I have that same dress and they look just like me.
>>30095133
lol thats a trap pornstar
>>30095145
Well at least I know I could resort to porn now.
>>30093324
This
also, >>>/soc/
This is me, hiking in Colorado. Mount of the Holy Cross is a fantastic climb.
>>30095022
Yup. You're a cutie.
>>30095032
He makes good money and he isn't a microdick.
>>30095114
Nope. But he looks like a nutty professor.
>>30095083
I was talking about the Johnson MG. I would dig shooting the rifle too though.
>>30095074
I'm back wit the crack nigga. But naw these just old pics don't feel like uploading new.
>>30095186
Hope you'll burn alive in that car :з
>>30095186
>He makes good money and he isn't a microdick.
translation: he makes less than 50K and is packing no more than 4 inches.
>>30095188
Hard to look tough when we can see your winter lavender faggot soap and your little queer deodorant.
>>30095226
Thanks anon I'm keepin this one.
>>30095233
You mean my sisters deodorant and soap, I got old spice in the shower.
>>30095250
Hard to look tough when you still live with your parents.
>>30093292
No thanks. I posted a pic of me unedited once in a "show your operating pics" thread. Nobody made fun of me... but nobody told me I was hawt.
>>30095186
>Taking a selfie while driving
>>30094877
SIR I CAME TO SHITPOST SIR
>>30095260
Is this really suppose to be an insult? Or a new meme.
>>30095279
I'll tell you you're hot anon
>>30095186
So deep is your need for male approval and attention, and so shallow is your sense of self worth and value, that you will put the lives of others on the road at risk so you can take a selfie.
You're a disgusting pig of a person.
Fat and sweaty, mostly.
>>30095321
You're a big guy
>>30095321
i bet you can eat two pussies at once
>>30095299
So you're a shitposter, huh?! SHOW ME YOUR MEME FACE
>>30093292
Well, this is me.
>>30095351
Oh wow, what's it like being in the Australian Navy?
Hello /k/
My mama says I'm handsome.
>>30095371
that was great
>>30095354
BULLSHIT YOU DIDN'T CONVINCE ME!
>>30095219
>>30095223
I'm so hurt. Oh no, my feels.
>>30095294
5MPH down the a street full of old people who live in their houses. I'll admit it was dumb but at least I didn't do it on the highway.
>>30095315
Thanks anon. I will take that into consideration.
>>30095371
Niggas sailed too close to Rh'ley.
>>30095384
hello fetal alcohol syndrome.
>straight dude describing himself as a twink
>anons bitching about Grindr
>other anons posting which anons they'd fuck
Threads like this remind me just how queer /k/ really is. I ain't even mad.
>>30095401
>I'll admit it was dumb
Not as dumb as you, bitch.
>>30095414
/k/ worries me sometimes....
>>30095393
SIR?
>>30095414
>Threads like this remind me just how queer /k/ really is.
How queer some of it is.
gets old after awhile.
>>30095431
Meh, it's funny as long as it's not every single day like /k/ humor thread tier of repetitive.
>>30095428
You didn't make me laugh! Work on it!
>>30095116
No u
>>30095072
>>30095051
You two would be correct, what an eye you have for penis, congrats.
>>30095411
Not at all, just using my free time to the fullest.
Anyone got a pic of WWIIguy from the omegle stuff? Qt3.14
>>30095043
Johnson made a fucking machine gun too, you retard.
>>30095452
>scope mounted to the dust cover
make that Down Syndrome.
>>30095467
That was the day I bought the gun, can see the stamp from the gun show on my hand, I have since removed the scope, and aquired many p-mags for it, mostly 20round, because 30round mags just dont fit an sks looks wise, not to say I don't have a few.
>>30095509
>not to say I don't have a few extra chromosomes.
ftfy
>>30095509
>Frozen poster
>mlp
>pink bedsheets
oh okaya little weird but it-
>a second fucking bed
Why do you make others live with your autism?
>>30095520
Damn autism is the onlything you can come up with, I have loved ones that are more insulting than you.
>>30095550
He's not trying to insult you, he's trying to make you aware of your condition.
Your family also sounds like shit.
>>30094238
>>30094257
>>30094284
There is no fucking way you are 18. You look like a middle schooler.
>>30095456
Pls? Anyone?
>>30094481
>>30094538
He looks like a perfectly normal individual.
>>30093292
in the heart of the nogunz beast sporting my desk jockey physique
>>30094308
>"I'll be"
Fucking future soldier faggot
>>30095561
His family doesn't love him, that's why he lives in a dorm during the summer and keeps his guns in a storage unit.
>>30094925
Should have been doing the same facial expression as the moose, dumby
>>30095545
Two words
>Room Inspections
No one wants to spend any extra time in a male room with stuff like that out in the open, never once did I fail a room inspection.
>>30095561
A condition knownas freedom, I do what I want and haters can't stop me.
>>30095588
Actually I'm a member of the U.S. Navy, and I live in barracks, and a storage unit is less hassle than a bass armory, plus I have 24/7 access to my funs that way.
>>30095676
God people like you are defending our country? Man they will take anyone these days.
Nothing wrong with the 92fs slide saftey
>>30095720
Even more so, I'm a mechanic, but not just any mechanic, a nuclear mechanic.
>>30095730
God damn it, phone
Amidoinitrite?
>>30094702
lol.
So have you ever done violence to a non violent person?
>>30094309
Kek that keyboard
>>30094811
Went to High School there for 2.5 years. Mediocre at best. Went back for a reunion only to find my school and neighborhood had devolved into a shithole.
(lived up the hill from the Bannister Federal Complex, Center HS District 58) Fuck their summers. Fuck their winters.
Old picture
>>30095789
That beard is fucking terrible looking dude. Real talk.
You know you love it, slut.
Also a necessary edit.
>>30095867
I didnt feel like braiding today. 10 hr work day in a car, no one to look pretty for
>>30093292
Like your mom
>>30093292
Kinda like you but rounder nose and probably not as tall
>>30093444
did you lose him in a boating accident?
>>30094689
is this one of the chicks flandre is fucking?
>>30094759
>>30094831
>cat ears are cute
I once posted on 4chan how I thought my then-girlfriend would look really cute in cat ears. Someone asked if I had an Amazon wishlist, and a week later I had a pair of high quality nekomimi on my doorstep, courtesy of anon.
Don't have the girl any more but I still have the cat ears. Kawaii operating.
>>30093934
welfare queen detected!
>>30094831
I'll let you smoke my meat... Don't worry it won't be very time consuming at all
>>30094284
Dude...stop putting pictures of yourself up
>>30096292
Nope. I don't know who that is.
>>30096330
Damn. Mine are just cute lil fox ears. I think I got them at a party shack? I can't remember.
>>30096497
If I looked at it I assume you would keel over. Sorry man.
>>30096636
>Lamb Chop
Oh shit my childhood. Here, have a photo of the cake I made.
>>30093648
LONDON
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>>30093292
> What does /k/ look like?
I have a really long torso
This thread is fucking garbage
>>30093848
U2?
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>>30094858
/k/ confirmed thirsty as fuck
>>30093934
That's how your wife kissed my dick last night. She was sooo cock deprived it wasn't even funny.
>>30093292
This is what /k/ really looks like.