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http://www.forbes.com/sites/fernandoalfonso/2016/05/25/the-story-behind-4chans-most-explosive-and-unique-meetup/#34d825666307


Nuggetfest will never last they said.
Nuggetfest will never grow they said.
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>>30064230
>http://www.forbes.com/sites/fernandoalfonso/2016/05/25/the-story-behind-4chans-most-explosive-and-unique-meetup/#34d825666307

next nuggetfest will be 50% Alphabet Soup.
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>>30064269
>next nuggetfest will be 50% Alphabet Soup.
people keep saying shit like this, and the feds/states keep not giving a shit about a bunch of people going out camping and having fun
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>>30064269
Or blm/moms demand anal human chains blocking the road to the place or just them trying to shit it up.


No to mention the influx of normies who haven't seen /k/ will browse here now
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http://www.forbes.com/sites/fernandoalfonso/2016/05/25/the-story-behind-4chans-most-explosively-autistic-meetup-to-date/#34d825666307

>FTFY
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>With the second amendment as its rallying cry, /k/ (where users call themselves “kommandos”) regularly features discussions on women in the armed services, the history of American military uniforms and what knives are the most reliable
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>>30064484
I have to admit, I enjoyed that second amendment part quite a bit.
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>>30064534
Its not a bad article, I just had a chuckle at "discussions" around women in the armed forces being the first example of /k/ culture.
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So what's the plan if CNN shows up to the Virginia Nuggetfest? Are there enough tarps for everyone to hide under?
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>>30064484
/k/ confirmed for friendly board of upstanding citizens with no need to be monitored by the government.
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>>30064593
Who's hiding?

The autismos or CNN? Details.
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>>30064593
Probably not, but there will probably be alot of traps there.
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>>30064593
I'd imagine that you all just bandana it up and ignore them. Unless Virginia nuggetfest is on private property and the media hasn't been given permission to be there. Which would be dank.
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This is why we cant have nice things.
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>>30064230
Hope you get Arkadia Ranch up and running.

Then Senor Fernando and others can make it YUGE.

Bummer there will be loads of feds though now :(.
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>Come meet all your favorite tripfags.

No thanks.
Unless Oppen is there. Then I'd go just to meet him.
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>>30064738
How do you know I haven't?
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>>30064751
Because you're not Oppen, our nuclear lord and saviour, without his trip.
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This shit should be purged from the board like every other would be marketer.
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Weird article
Doubt the guy writing it lurked more than 10 mins. Thought it made whatshisfuck sound like a robot or gayboi
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>While much of /b/’s juvenile language (the word “fag” is everywhere) and antics have infected every other imageboard, /k/ remains different.

I don't have an >implying image of sufficient size
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>>30064733
Worse will be all the normies and fudds showing up with their shitty no fun allowed attitude
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I dont know, i say fag, nigger, kike, whatever else constantly and loud as fuck the entire time so clearly the writer has no idea bu whatever. The bigger issue is that now we are going to have a ton of newfags who know nothing about us lurking and possibly even postiNg about how offended they are. Even worse people who are scared irl and might actually do autistic stupid things to actually fuck with us. Imagine if moms demand anal action set their dogs on us? They would relentlessly give us shit. Imagine any group seeing this and thinking by crusading us they are doing the world a favor. I for one DONT like this.
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>>30065109
Personally I'd love to see Moms Demand Action to show up and harrass us, then get their ass handed to them by the cops.

We just have to remember to stay polite and courteous and record all of our actions with them and their likes.
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Least it's a better article than what happened after saigamarine and those other faggots.

I know after all that shit happened there was a noticeable influx of fuck the police/blacks and how do I kill a nigger?
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>>30064751
Because Oppen was already cocked over by us once, why the fuck would he give us more to fuck his life over with?
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>>30064484
>With the second amendment as its rallying cry

It really is, though.

SHALL
NOT
BE
INFRINGED

Its fun to say!
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Well done anon, or rather, travis.

You are one of the greatest faggots alive, may japmoot give you moderatorship.
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>>30064645
Really weird mix of people on /k/, more than any other board I think.
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>>30064484
>With the second amendment as its rallying cry

I love how they say this like it's some kind of radical, damning thing.
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>>30065383
Depends on who's reading that line. Sounds very positive to me.
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Hello friends I'm new here! Just found this site through the Forbes article! How do I upvote this thread? :-)
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>>30064678
literally keked loudly at work when I read this.
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>>30065433
post your dick.
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Well this looks like as good place as any to ask this question:

Does anybody have any info on the California meet up?
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>>30064230
>turn off your adblocker

archive link?
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>>30064484
>women
forbes doesnt know what a trap is
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>can't visit site w/out turning off ad block
fuck that
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>>30064573
Haha, same here. It was amusing to see someone who isn't entirely well versed in /k/ to give their outside view of it. It helped that the author has done a lot of stories on 4chan and tries to show that it's more than just the home of the "boogey men" of the internet.

>>30064593
>I understood that reference

Nah, I doubt CNN would ever care about NuggetFest.

>>30064733
We'll see what happens brother. I'm not worried about being infiltrated by Federal agents lol. Even if they did show up, they'd probably just hang out, and chill. Then tell their bosses we were clean but they want to go back next time just to make sure we're ok.
>Feds get infinite paid vacations to have fun with us at NuggetFest

>>30064738
Having chatted with him on Skype, he's a really cool dude. Very nice.

>>30064929
Nah, he's written like a dozen articles about 4chan, mostly about /b/ though.

>>30064968
Indeed, I chuckled at that part. We are much more civil by comparison those some of his remarks were overly flattering.

>>30065286
Haha, I don't know what'd I do if he did. Probably for the best that he doesn't. I'm too involved as a poster, conflict of interest or whatever.

>>30065308
Agreed.

>>30065689
Someone transcribed it here >>30063258
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>>30065735
>including several DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE EMPLOYEES
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>>30065804
Way to blow their OPSEC!
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>While much of /b/’s juvenile language (the word “fag” is everywhere) and antics have infected every other imageboard, /k/ remains different.

lolno
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Well done creep and Josh. Look forward to the next nuggetfest. You guys have done a wonderful job bringing some good folks together.
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>>30065804

Hello
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Did they mention the cumcakes?
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What a faggot.
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Just have Flandre handle the press.
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>>30065863
Well technically it's PERSEC and since I didn't name any names I didn't breech Personal Security.
>I ain't no snitch

>>30065904
Thanks man. Glad I was able to make sure I shook your hand last time around.
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>>30065955
They apparently did more due diligence then you did on that particular troll.
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>>30066024
As a DOD intel analyst, not wanting my pic taken is my main reason for not showing up to a NF, even more than the sweaty neckbeards.

>yeah yeah I know China has all my info anyways
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>>30066113
>beard
>fake tan
>turn yourself into your superiors as a suspected terrorist
>get promoted
>also get waterboarded
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>>30065308
I think /fit/ is better represented. Don't forget that /k/ is nearly strictly 100% American (at least those wihguns).
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>>30066113
Burqas were made for a reason.
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>>30065735
I'm not worried feds are coming ala Waco spy mode.

I'm bummed people aren't gonna open up more because there are technically government formal people there. Its just....its slightly harder to shoot the shit and say off color jokes if the guy you talking to is a goverment type who leaves you hanging. At least the first time around.

Man, you ever think about keeping in touch with a lot of local and regional /k/ groups and meets to act like a good 'ambassador' of sorts for more regular local meets for /k/omrades who live near to them? Kind of like an event where people can have after parties or arrange specific events like group hunts or CMP teams. And/or wave lots of flags of a dixie affiliation.

I know you've mentioned you've met some FFLs and stuff too, it be real cool to have like a helicopter hog hunt organized by /k/ tours etc.
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>>30066113
Just wear a guy fawkes mask. Think of it as /b/ camo. I'm dod and would do that if I went.
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>>30064269
>>30064289
FBI already showed up at a /k/ meetup in colorado
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>>30066222
>>30066113

Why? I'm literally in the same boat and I've gone to NF before. Just ask people not to take your picture and stop being a wall-walking autist. Nobody cares what you do and nobody will know if you don't tell them.
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>>30066251
Don't forget the social meet up/hike getting raided because they had a few skses and shouting allauh Akbar in the desert only to be over heard by some hiker who thought they were Isis.

Which resulted in state troopers detaining them and fucking it up but they were let go.
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>>30066345
>Don't forget the social meet up/hike getting raided because they had a few skses and shouting allauh Akbar in the desert only to be over heard by some hiker who thought they were Isis.
The FBI guy was cool and let us shoot his full auto MP5 in 10mm
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>>30066364
No way dude.

I would totally get detained temporarily for that.

>/k/ volunteers as OPFOR for counterterrorist LEO teams because of love for slavshit and allah ackbar remixes.

Perfect.
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>>30066364
Pics or it didn't happen. /K/ wouldn't let that one go in documented along with a string of threads
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God I'm so fucking hyped for Feb when I come over
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>>30064645
it really goes to show you that firearms/weapons are universal items to people
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>>30065725
kek
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>>30064269
>>30065804

>Blacksburg, VA
>literally a 4 hour drive from Quantico
>what is
>fbi academy
>russel-knox building
>usmc
>being a paranoid faggot
Seriously, most gubbers I talk and work with are profuns, like trump - or at least hate hillary, and don't give a shit about monitoring or spying on 4chan events. Do you plan on doing tons of illegal shit? No? Then stop worrying. Realistically speaking, if there was a sincere interest at some point, they would have already checked it out previously.

If you live in VA or MD, or anywhere close by, you've probably been around a DoD employee at some point within the past 30 to 60 days, but didn't realize it because we don't walk around in cheap, black suits flashing a badge every 5 minutes, demanding you to "stand down" while we steal your funs.

>>30066113
see >>30066265
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>>30066446
>>30066386
Everyone got to dump multiple mags.
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>>30065163
>MDA shows up at NuggetFest
>50 /k/ommandoes act with class and dignity
>cops arrive b/c MDA SMs made complaints
>ample video proves SMs lied
>police arrest MDA chapter when they yell at cops
>cops come back when off duty to shoot and become range buddies
>story posted on /k/ next day
>100 responses of "things that never happened"
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Never really cared before, but now I'm somewhat intrigued by NF, I think article did make it sound like a positive and worthwhile event.
How would you guys describe your first time going? Were you nervous, did you find people were/n't judgy, etc?
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i did a double take when i say this pop op on google

sad that i live in VA and can't get time off to go

hope it doesn't get crashed by crazies or soccermoms
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>>30064593
>>30064593


>Virginia nuggetfest
>All I've got is a fucking Px4 & a ghetto fucking compound bow
>Wanted to have either a 6.8 or a .308 so I could start hunting.

Fuck me.
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>>30066113
Fair enough, anyone can opt out of the group photo but sometimes people end up in the background of photos. Some folks feel the same way so they chill with a hat and large sunglasses the whole time or a skimask, shemagh, balaclava, etc.

>>30066205
>Man, you ever think about keeping in touch with a lot of local and regional /k/ groups and meets to act like a good 'ambassador' of sorts for more regular local meets for /k/omrades who live near to them?

Yes.
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>Moist Nugget is /k/'s unofficial gun of choice
>Atheists, Hispanics, Asians, and LGBTQ attendants
They really did their homework about /k/
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I like all the repeated breathless reminders that no really, this is perfectly legal, honest...

On the one hand, they seem to have given it a positive slant. On the other, what a society of gun-illiterate fucking pussies we've become. At least the blue-state blue-chip assholes who are the target audience for Forbes.
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>>30064484
>tfw when you were one of those newfags who posted about yay or nay about allowing women into the army
>tfw when Forbes is stalking you
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Hello everyone- I hope this is the right place to do this. I read the "4chan meetup" article on the Forbes website and found myself here. I am also a fan of the Second Amendment (within reason) and like firearms (primarily the Remington 700 series rifle and Colt revolvers).
Some of the things I've seen here confuse me, what do cartoons have to do with weapons? Why do people call others "fur fa****" (your words, not mine)? Is it an anti hunting phrase?
I look forward to doing some more "lurk" in here.
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>>30066694
If they really did their homework they'd know everyone here is a gay furry
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>>30066593
Son of a bitch
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>>30066575
>Mfw my parents work for DepState
>mfw they both dislike guns to various degrees
>mfw I am missing nuggetfest to visit them at post
The fuck is wrong with me?
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>You get tangled up in a alphabet soup raid
>get nabbed for some firearms infraction
>They also search your PC
>All of your peers now know

What fucked you up more, the guns or your porn?
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>>30066715
The problem is that some degree of pussification is inevitable as long as feminism and its assorted laws exist. If women shrieking nonsense were given a swat on the ass and told to shut up we wouldn't have half as many problems.
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The site for people who use adblock and adblock accessories:

https://web.archive.org/web/20160526005532/http://www.forbes.com/sites/fernandoalfonso/2016/05/25/the-story-behind-4chans-most-explosive-and-unique-meetup/#5dba2c643e74
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>>30064738
>Unless Oppen is there. Then I'd go just to meet him.
You guys are too cool for me. It would look like one of you brought your father.
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>>30066802
Family is family man. We can't change that.

There will always be more NuggetFests and you'll always be welcome there. Cause NuggetFest is family too.

>>30066901
>You guys are too cool for me. It would look like one of you brought your father.

Actually several /k/ommandos have brought their fathers before man. There's no age discrimination, come on down brother. You'd be a welcome story teller around the campfire.
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>>30066901
So...you're 50? Or is it just your countenance?
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I'm not 50. But I am among the oldest of all the ages I have seen mentioned here.
I have been told by others that I have a weird and immature sense of humor, and that is what has kept me here for many years.
You guys are goddamn funny.
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Eh I would attend but the negroes and homos are offputting
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too bad forbes is a shit and doesnt work with adblockers
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>tfw can't wait for nuggetfest so i can get some hot dick

i sucked 2 guys off there last year
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>>30067109
Pics or it didn't happen
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>>30066964

>immature sense of humor

You'd not be the first to be told that man. My coworkers told me I've always been a little "off."

I've always attributed that to a long time in civil service though. Shit makes you weird.
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>>30067062
>>30066864

dumdum
You should never link directly to news sites anyways.
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>>30066730
>what do cartoons have to do with weapons?
some cartoons contain weapons as a central theme, and other cartoons simply happen to be good and also contain weapons. Other cartoons come from Japan, and are shit.
>Why do people call others "fur fa****" (your words, not mine)? Is it an anti hunting phrase?
there are people who like to dress up like animals and have sex with eachother, or who like to jerk it to anthropomorphised (or, in weirder cases, not anthropomorphised) animals. They're called furries, and "furfag" is a denigrating term derived from a portmanteau assembly of the words "furry" and "faggot".This isn't really a problem; In general, nobody's getting hurt, so folks can do whatever behind closed doors as far as I'm concerned. However, Internet communities of furries are pretty terrible and spread into unrelated communities in a way similar to a malignant tumor. People who like to talk about something else are now inundated with posts about how Internet randos want to fug the bunny, and so they lash out at the furries (and rightly so!).

/k/ has more furries than people like to admit, but they mostly refrain from off-topic posting unless someone brings it up (especially if they bring up the furry community in a negative light, an act they call "fursecution").
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>>30067382
You realize you're replying to a troll right?
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>>30067482
As an 11-year veteran of /k/, I feel some degree of obligation to help someone who's new to the board and asking for assistance. I feel like 4chan as a whole could be a significantly better community if we welcomed newcomers, rather than trying to scare them away with hostility and edgy language, berating them as "newfags" and insisting that they simply "lurk moar" instead of offering clarification and guidance.
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>>30067581
i could not care less about 4chan vs reddit and i use both but you should literally go to reddit if you want that experience
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Heads up guys, looks like Nuggetfest is going to be wet. Get ready to go stalker.
Now I can live through the game I translated. Yay.
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>>30064230
>a 12-year-old image sharing site]

thats a more accurate description than he realizes
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>>30067703
>60% chance of rain after 4pm on Friday
>10% chance of rain on Saturday
>20% chance of rain on Sunday

I'll take those odds. We can set up a tarp town around the campfire before the evening on Friday like we've done in the past, in preparation.
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>>30067824
Where are you seeing that? Weather.com says 60% Fri-Sun.
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>>30067847
>using weather.com
Accuweather says it'll be clear.
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>>30067109
Are you a trap?
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>>30067861
Good to know.
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>>30066446
>/K/
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>>30067847
https://weather.com/weather/tenday/l/Blacksburg+VA+24060:4:US

On the plus side the overcast will help cut down on the sun and heat.
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>>30065689
>>30065734
http://pastebin.com/FmJpvYFn
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>>30066755
that is the most humbling video ive seen
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>>30066765
hey, don't call me a furry!
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>>30066146
im glad to be a drop of maple syrup in the bucket of lard.
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>>30068162
>tfw live in Canuckistan and will likely never attend a Nuggetfest unless I move to Montana like I've been thinking of doing
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>>30068264
Clear your weekend, grab SKS/autonugget, come innawoods. I have an AK.
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>>30066575
>If you live in VA or MD, or anywhere close by, you've probably been around a DoD employee at some point within the past 30 to 60 days

Sounds about right in my family, Dad is TRADOC, Granddad worked for DTNR, aunt worked for the NSA, Sisters BF's parents/aunts are CIA and Sister straight up applied for a NSA internship. All of them know I have a obsession with military equipment and guns yet they don't give a shit
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>>30068285
NSA probably is one of the few reasons central MD isn't even more of a leftist shit-hole. The majority of people I know who work there tend to be right wing.
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>>30068281
I could bring any of my guns down if I wanted, but I need ATF permission in order to do so. In that case, I may as well bring my ARs and handgun down.
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>>30066593
FBI

YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE BRO TIER.

GOD DAMN SECRET ALPHA/CHADS ON MUH /k/

Seducing guvament agents to shoot their sweet fully fun rooty tooties. Gawd damn.
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>>30068367
I bet there are lots of govt. agents, even in the ATF, that are pro-gun and want fun shit too.
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>>30065109
Hello I am new to /K/ please tell me more about these moms that demand anal?

-New Guy
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>>30066964
Damn it GIT TO NUGGET FEST.

How will we Outer Haven without our resident nuclear expert?

Lol but seriously if you were worried just go introduce yourself with a nickname and stay on your best behavior.

Boom no problem.
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>>30068376
God damn, I hope one of those ATF /k/ommandos plays his cards right so when Trump wins (hopefully) said /k/omrade can get his name on the short list for the new Head of the ATF and turn it into a pro-gun agency that promotes appleseeds and freely distributes gun schematics and have shooting classes, along with assisting millions of americans to get their FFL so they can get the fun switch, until Trump gets rid of the gun bans assuming he does so.
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>Someone gets paid to browse 4chan
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>>30064230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDS81Ibazdk

/k/ommandos when the ATF shows up
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>>30067861
as someone who has used accuweather to decide if I should ride my motorcycle to work or not, I have to say, weather dot com is usually more accurate. I've had accuweather say 5% chance of rain before and get fucking drenched riding home multiple times...
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>>30066730
>Why do people call others "fur fa****" (your words, not mine)? Is it an anti hunting phrase?

Fuck me, if this isn't real it's some top tier comedy.
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>>30065383
Didn't sound that way to me. Felt more informative to the readers than disparaging to the subject.
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>>30068162
>>30068264
I might just come visit you leafs. Maybe we'll hunt Whitewalkers together.

>>30068395
That's a good point.

>>30068515
Ditto
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>>30066964
HI Oppenheimer, I've always followed you and have a pretty deep collection of your posts archived.
Except for your Doxx. I'm sorry about that
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>>30068596
I live in the Okanagan area of BC, we have the Ogopogo and Bigfoot for cryptids.
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>>30064678

Trap gangbang at nuggetfest confirmed?
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>>30068596
the politically correct term for them is aboriginals ,but yeah that could be fun.
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>>30066446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh0Esj9Zc5I

How about video
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>>30068635
Nice, Canada has some beautiful woods, wouldn't be surprised if something were hiding deep in them.

>>30068738
Actually that term is specific to Australia, but I got the joke lol.
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>>30068395
If he tries to go incognito I'll just talk about nuclear winter until Oppen can't contain himself anymore.
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>>30068635
Whoa, me too. Gone on any good hikes recently?
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>>30068367
The FBI is pretty much the only alphabet soup agency that gets shit done desu.

Still, I would avoid interacting with any federal agents unless I had to. That goes with local LE.
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>>30069180
And doesn't leave golden statues of a middle finger on your counter.
FBI>ATF
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>>30069160
Nah I've just been riding my motorcycle mostly. I've been meaning to get back up the Enderby Cliffs here soon since the view is glorious, as well as Mt Ida in Salmon Arm.
Where are you at if you're comfortable saying?
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>>30065890
>k doesn't say fag
>a shitpile of nicknames end in fag
>newfag
>oldfag
>tripfag
>namefag
>fag

>muh multiculturalism
>main sex orientation appears to be gay/bi
>evidenced by the dildo collection threads of old
>and the jizz brownies
>and the furries
>and the traps
>main race is white
>our closest neighbor board is fucking /pol/
>that or /mlp/

lefties would fucking hate it here, we are hard to manipulate, and due to the large portion of our population that sinks on bar stools, their only effective insult doesn't work on us.

Meanwhile fucking forbes is drawing in a bunch of newfags that will treat this like fucking reddit, and bringing moms demand assrape to our camping trips, where they assume that we will be brutes and flip our shit.

>im not allowed to talk about weapons on a Malaysian sculpting board because lelelel leddit says UUUU KNEED TRIGGA WARNINGS
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>>30069437
>Meanwhile fucking forbes is drawing in a bunch of newfags that will treat this like fucking reddit
Get ready for 3000 new tripcode users who post like we're barfcom
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>>30065735
>Nah, I doubt CNN would ever care about NuggetFest.
We are talking about CNN here who wouldn't shut up about a damn missing plane for months. Just imagine a airline goes missing right above us. They would be already making videos on how our nugget is responsible for missing Flight Dub2's.
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>>30069241
Kelowna, just south of Bernard. I'll be moving up to the bustling metropolis of Valdez AK for a few months after the first week of June, though.
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>>30066806
>a bunch of fudd guns and a glawk in one of the 5 most progun states in the country

>16gb mixture of: hentai, sfm, furry, gay, r34, varied porn gifs, musclegirls, nude pics, xeno, demon, bdsm, erotica, and 3 hentai games
>in a family 3/4 catholic
>with 1/8th joos
>all of which laughed when I briefly thought it might be a good idea to come out
>I realize it is a fucking awful idea and other gays are a bunch of faggots
>people thought i was joking
>they wont think that anymore
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>>30069528
Ah, I'm in Salmon Arm. What would possess you to move up there, work?
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>>30069560
Also
>tfw bifag in a sea of straight dudes
>tfw lecherous too the point of inhuman libido
>wank off 8 times a day
>tfw only dude around who even seems bicurious expressed interest a short bit back but can't tell if hes joking
>tfw 8 with 6 girth so no one without atleast some experience could take it

>tfw surrounded by mix of lefty retards slowly hacking up the bluepill
>tfw everyone else is constitutionalist and its fucking great


>tfw only deterrent from nuggetfest was a 4chan meetup seeming sketchy
>seems vastly less sketchy than before
>might go next time it's in town
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>>30064230
Well fuck, guess I'm not going to NF ever.
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>>30066146
I'm from ze Balkans :^)
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>>30069681
Yeah, I have dual citizenship so I jumped at the chance to make American dollars during the summer.
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>>30064484
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>>30066755
That made me sad...
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>>30065735
>Then tell their bosses we were clean but they want to go back next time just to make sure we're ok.
>>Feds get infinite paid vacations to have fun with us at NuggetFest
As a federal employee in Florida, I see this as a great idea. Post anonymously that there is going to be a meetup. Tell ATF/FBI/Whatever that a team should be sent 'to keep an eye on them'. Suggest all your buddies in other agencies do the same.

>The only people who show up are Gov agents.
>Still getting paid.
>Become a yearly thing, all paid for by the Taxpayer.

Forget welfare queen, bow before me, the WELFARE KING!
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>>30067742

Yeah, in all possible contexts:

The site is 12 years old, the people that browse it are 12 years old and what is this, and we became notorious for sharing images of 12 year olds.
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>>30070279

>what the fuck Jameson? Another one?
>we've sent you to every meet up these assholes have had for the last six years and you haven't made a SINGLE FUCKING ARREST!
>you BETTER bring something useful back this time!
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>>30067581
This is not a hug box. Only the emotionally strong survive. If someone is of such weak character that they can't handle some friendly ribbing, they probably are not responsible enough t own firearms.
(they should still be allowed to, shall not be infringed).
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>>30066964
I'm at least as old as you, I've been to fests ...you should go bud. I wouldn't use your trip there but go. If you don't you're missing an opportunity to meet the best /k/omrades the board has.
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>>30070681
>He comes back with a Galil-chan daki
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>>30066113
>As a DOD intel analyst
>As a giant fucking faggot, I'm insecure about my ego and people's perception of me, so I flaunt my job around on a somlian rape-faishon board to feel good about myself.

You could have just said, "As someone who works in an sensitive industry." but no, you had to mention your job in a faggy attention seeking way.

I hope some foreign agent leverages your validation-seeking behavior against you.

And stop jerking off to Jack Ryan and Jason Borne.
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>>30066755
Vegans be like
>Animals are beautiful!
>Animals have souls!
>Killing animals is equal to murder!
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Fellow DoD employee here. I'd actually love to fucking go but im too afraid because of opsec reasons. its not you guys, its the potential for pictures or media. I work up here in MD just outside baltimore, not a far ride at all for me to go.
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>>30070818

LOL I didn't even read the thread but i just saw the above post. holy shit my sides
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>>30070787
fuck i meant that one. goddamnit im a tard.
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>>30066113
>What do you do?
>I'm a DOD intel analyst plz don't take pics

Obviously not a DOD intel analyst, else you'd know how to answer that question.

>What do you do?
>I'm an electric engineer
>Oh neat.
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>>30066600
trips and dub dubs mean this is what will happen.
>sad day when youneed to record yourself all day because MDA whores will come try to get you arrested by lying
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>>30070842

My answer is always
>what do you do anon?
>security and sanitation
>oh.. those are pretty different jobs.. how are they one thing?
>you'd be surprised..

Or occasionally

>yeah, I'm in public relations
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>>30066755
Animal Farm 2: Equality Boogaloo
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>>30067703
>bad weather

creeps fault
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>>30066901
>>30066918
>You'd be a welcome story teller around the campfire.

I...I want to sit around a campfire reeking spent propellant listening to Oppen tell spoopy stories of nuclear policy.
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i wish nugget fest was closer to my state. But the oregon /k/ommandos never get any love.
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>>30068376
the government has parts that are almost entirely one political persuasion or another, almost all of the law enforcement branches are varying degrees of right ICE, FBI, Marshals, even the IRS and ATF. Also anything that is or historically has been involved with defense is normally right leaning, DoD, DoE, etc...

Law and order types generally do fall right.

most of the humanities departments are
left of center, HUD, DoL, EPA, HHS etc tend to lean left

keep in mind that the upper management gets gutted and replaced with political lackeys with a change in administration, then the sole job of those lackeys is to promote more lackeys while in charge.

a good example is the DoE, which is a right leaning department with an appointed leftist director. So they are currently focusing on leftist agendas like carbon sequestration rather than production
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>>30071015
Arkadia Ranch will be in Nevada this August. I'm planning on making the trip down from WA.
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>>30068418
you dont get appointed to a gov position because you're good at something, you get appointed because Westinghouse wants the new director of energy to be amicable to investing a few billion in a new reactor designsl
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>>30069180
>The FBI is pretty much the only alphabet soup agency that gets shit done desu.

its not always the agencies fault, Obama (and this isnt hyperbole) has literally stopped ICE from getting anything done and stripped the IRS of shitloads of resources right before tax season
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>>30068011
So is Nuggetfest this weekend or next?

Weather is for this weekend.

Nuggetfest website say's next weekend.
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>>30067742
Well said anon
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>>30067861
Brofist for accuweather. Pay atte tion to the radar and you k ow when rain will start and stop with in like fen minutes
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>>30071176
Weekend after this coming, is that confusing enough for you
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>>30066964
I'm 57, I know That Winchester Guy was somewhere in his 70s, and there's a sprinkling of other half-centuries roaming around this board.

Granted, the board demographic leans heavily toward mid-20 something but it's not exactly monolithic
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>>30069457
>>30069527
I sincerely doubt that. Maybe if it had gotten on the front page or printed in the Forbe's magazine, but honestly, how many people interested in firearms are reading Forbe's Tech section?

>>30069758
Why?

>>30070279
I wouldn't be surprised if that's already happened lol.

>>30070818
Go by a nickname and wear large sunglasses and a hat, or a balaclava or shemagh. It's not uncommon for people to do that at NuggetFest and no one cares.

>>30071015
I'm actually planning on trying to do an Oregon/Washington NuggetFest next year. Plus this >>30071095

>>30071176
Summer NuggetFest is June 3-5
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>>30071852
>Go by a nickname

From now on call me, IronLord FoeSlayer
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Can I be a autistic mute who doesn't have to talk? I don't like talking and I'll wear a balaclava and bring my own guns so I won't need to borrow others.
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>There was a pre-meet up in Northern Houston a few months ago
>Didn't go/ had other plans
I'm kind of regretting it now. My girlfriend and I go to her imgur meet ups all of the time, where I have to be politically correct as fuck every time as to avoid her being booted. Bunch of left leaning antis I've learned.
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>>30071874
>pic related

>>30071893
Sure, no one's going to pressure you into a conversation or anything else. There's enough people around the campfire that you can just sit back and relax and listen, or read a book, or roast a marshmallow, or just sit back and appreciate being innawoods with your /k/ommrades.

>>30071915
Yeah, Imgur isn't nearly as bad as Reddit, and I've been noticing more and more gun posts lately, but it's still clear the direction they lean. was amusing when someone did a wallpaper dump that got to the front page awhile back and accidentally put an HD image of the Murder Cube int he first 10pics. Lots of /k/ommandos came out of the woodworks to comment on that lol.
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>>30071964
Can I show everyone how hard I can piss?
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>>30070780
kek
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>>30071366
> Not using the weather site with the rather suspect name.

It's like you want to get caught in the rain unawares.
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>>30071833
Don't forget Vietnam anon, he has to be 65 now and 6 or 7 years ago he posted a lot until the newfaggots started all that stolen valor bullshit.
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>>30065187
>his life over with?

Read that as 'half life over with'

t. armchair physicist
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>>30069758
As if you fat ass can leave the basement with out a crane anyway
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Reading this and keeping up with the Nugget Fest threads makes me wanna have a trip to the US and attend to one, really.

From what I've talked with Travis via email and the stuff he sends me with the Crimson packages, he's a great guy.
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>>30072257
Same here man, I'm considering going to texas to visit family for a while after this whole degree thing is done
tfw all the way at the bottom of Africa
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>>30071974
Can I get some video of that, for purely scientific reasons of course. Maybe a small sample as well.
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>>30072053
As drunk as I am most of the time I'm usually aware of being out inna rain, buddy.
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>>30072226
Haha, quads fail. >>30072257
Make plans for the fest at Arcadi Ranch now.
All you eurofags need to do is get there. So get there eurobro.
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>>30072257
>>30072299
Aw man, I'm still sad I didn't have time to do free /k/ Valentine's Day cards this year. Definitely going to do it again next year.

I certainly know I'd love to see more non-US based /k/ommandos in attendance. I have really big plans for next summer that I think I lot of /k/ommrades will excited for.
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why letting fags, nigs, and womens to a 4chan get together?
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Jesus christ, fuck Forbes.
>Disable your adblocker
It already is disabled on Forbes you cocksuckers.
>No, we mean uninstall that shit. How else are we going to be 100% sure you're annoyed as fuck at all the ads including the invisible audio ads to the point of never coming here again
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>>30067861
>accuweather
>weather.com

Not using weather underground.

Do you fags even hilarious domestic terror group name usurp?
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>>30072378
I'm not euro, I'm a South America guy, so it technically should be easier and a faster travel too.

>>30072385
Hell, I've been planning to have a trip to the US maybe next year, when hopefully dollar exchange lowers with our new president, I really didn't knew where to go besides FL, and my tours would consist of ranges, hunting and buying EDC/Milsurp shit, going to a Fest would totally be a dream.
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>>30072463
Weird, it works for me and all I did was add Forbes to the "exceptions list "

Either way here's a transcribed version

>>30072533
Send me an email man so I can put you in the mass email list for NuggetFest updates so you can better plan your trip in advance.

[email protected]
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>>30064484
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They didn't block my adblocker.
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>>30065187
explain what happened
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>>30064534
So you've been enlisting the free labor of people on this board to help you build your pay-to-shoot range?

I mean part of me thinks you're an unscrupulous dick, part of me is impressed by your ability to swindle these neets out of the only commodity they have
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>>30066755
Sauce?
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>>30065804
>implying we can't enjoy guns and autism too
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>>30067742
I got all of my best pics from here.
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>>30068677
Are you volunteering dat boi puss?
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>>30070983
We all do.
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>>30064593
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>>30072394
Because pasty MGTOW is more /out/ with Euro accents.
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>>30071852
I may or may not get a skrim scarf in in time. Gonna let my inner Irish out. kinda pissed the Easter lily pin wont be here in time.
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>>30072463
uBlockMatrix lets me in, then ghostery & ublock origin blocks their stupid shit. Also hosts file.
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>>30066113


You're a printer repair tech, airman.
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>>30072575
Mail sent, hopefully I should be able to attend August-November next year, depending on the date.
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>>30069437
Fucking this
>Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'm an h/k/fagg and there's no way I'm heading innawoods with anyone but kommandos
GET OUT NORMIES
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>>30072590
some autismo doxed him and his and drove him away from the board for a little while
since then he's been justifiably more wary about any personal details or background
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>>30073628
Excellent man.
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>>30074930
Homo
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Oh no... the flood of newfags... fuck you Creepfinder.

Also "Geil" is a word in german Travis.
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>>30070818
Just go in a giant rubber chicken suit.
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>>30071893
>some say that if you stick a Mosin bolt up his ass and sight down his tailbone he'll hit steel at 700 yards

>all we know is, he's called: The Strelok
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>>30075945
The "Streilok" ate DU. Mosin bolt guy is different. I hope.
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>>30076028
god dammit I knew there was something

been too long since I watched Top Gear, I can't convincingly improvise Stig intros anymore, brb
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>>30075460
I'm German, I'm aware. It's also slang for something else in Scandinavian.
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>>30064230
Vermont Granola Specialist here. I won't be going anymore.
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>>30076116
>that next level attention whoring
What a disservice to the community you allegedly care so much about
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>>30069682
Take the trip to nuggetfest and find some twink to top and offer to share your cushy tent for ass
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>>30070787
The new guy they have playing Jack Ryan is pretty handsome, desu.
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>>30070938
>I do alien dissections
>I'm a combat demonologist.
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>>30066724
>tfw when you were one of those newfags
>when when

Some are more newfag than others
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>>30071893
You can always bring your guitar, sit by campfire and if anyone try to start a conversation with you tell them to get out of here.
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>>30064230

There's a certain sense of irony in the fact that /k/ommandos are among the safest type of channer to meet IRL.
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>>30066765
snaky pls
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>>30076505
Agreed, I get a kick out of it.
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>>30068752
>>30066446
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>>30072610
>hurr durr hurr durrrrrr
t. The 4chan AFL-CIO rep.
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>>30072610
I see it more as collaboration. I mean, the fucker rents/buys land for us to fuck around on, least we can do is dress it up a bit, since we aren't paying to be there.
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>>30077235
Arkadia Ranch is a bit different from NuggetFest. While NuggetFest is and always will be free, Arkadia Ranch does have a ticket fee to help cover building, maintenance, porta potty rentals, and supply costs.

>>30072610
Do you like chess anon? You always have to plan several moves ahead to be successful at chess. The same goes for life. You're watching each move I make as it happens. But you don't know what I have planned, because you can't see beyond each individual action.

I'm not going to try and persuade you that I'm doing the right thing. But I want you to think about what's going on right now as you watch from the sidelines and I pour my heart and soul into something I believe is for the betterment of others. Because I assure you, living with a sense of purpose provides the best sleep a man could ever ask for.

>>30072885
lol
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>>30077495
>Watch this faggot spread himself thin between the ranch (it makes money so he won't abandon that) and nuggetfest (doesn't make alot a money if any)

Come now this will inevitably fall due to being spread to thin or you prioritize the cash cow over the freebie .

Truly the greatest scheme on this site not even the NE bakelite/ Rhodesian camo could shake a stick at
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>>30076367
>I'm a combat demonologist.

Fucking awesome
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>>30069758
And nothing of value was missed
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>>30077625
don't understand why you're mad or nuggetfest is a scam 2bh
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>>30077701
>>30076367
Where the fuck do I become a Combat Demonologist?
Sounds like being an Catholic Exorcist but even cooler (Given I actually get calls and don't sit around doing nothing)
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>>30077701
>>30077864
It sounds like he's making a reference to the Laundry Files series. Think BOFH meets Lovecraft meets Bond.
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>>30077495
Super gay.
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>>30064230
When is the next meet? Im in Ontario but i'd consider driving down
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>>30077864
Join the Ordo Malleus.

Smack demon mooks like Mario with the Mallet.
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>>30066730
I don't know if the troll is too good and I'm just too fucking dumb or if your just a newfag.I will say welcome new friend enjoy your stay, also don't become a slavboo, they are peasant level trash and you should pay no attention to them.
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>>30077864
The MOS code for it in the Marine Corps is 2666. Try talking to a recruiter about it.
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>>30072610
>>30077495
>>30077625

>people are pissed now that they found out Creep has been hiding the fact that it's a business the whole time
>Creep playing damage control

kek
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>>30078345
You're just now figuring this out? We have have online milsurp stores, gunshops, gunsmiths, international weapons-related shipments, and you're just now realizing that everytime Creep posts about Crimson caravan it's his fucking business? Did you know Ivan runs kommandostore? How fucking new are you?
Shut up and lurk more.
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>>30078443
>and you're just now realizing that everytime Creep posts about Crimson caravan it's his fucking business? Did you know Ivan runs kommandostore? How fucking new are you?
> Shut up and lurk more.

No you fucking idiot
I mean the ranch
He's hidden the fact that the RANCH is just his personal business goal and not some cool place to hang out
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>>30078491
If it's fun and enjoyable to go. Well consider me a regular customer.
Welcome to the entertainment industry then.
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>>30078491
Have been to the arkadia website? what the hell did you think the tickets were being SOLD for?
>>
is the term nuggetfest copyrighted?
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>>30077625
We'll just have to wait and see, won't we. Though I don't know if you've noticed, but NuggetFest is growing.

>>30078345
I don't have anything to hide mate. You're the one posting anonymously on a Malaysian tapestry site. Anyone has a question about me or any of my projects they can email me day or night and I'll reply back as soon as I can.

[email protected]

>>30078491
See >>30078577 >>30078593
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>>30078577
>Welcome to the entertainment industry then.

The problem being I handed the man money under the guise that he was building a ranch for everyone to go to
Not just a business

>>30078593
I was under the impression that people could front money so that it could be built
As in donations

The cunt is taking your money to build it, then charging you admission

What the fuck kind of "honest and generous" cunt does stupid shit like that
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>>30064230
>http://www.forbes.com/sites/fernandoalfonso/2016/05/25/the-story-behind-4chans-most-explosive-and-unique-meetup/#34d825666307


holy shit they didn't make us seem like evil bastards
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