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>You have 5 seconds before this things breaks into your home.
What did you grab?
>>29807973
>What did you grab?
My dick.
Dragon Dildo
>>29807973
Muh dick
>>29807973
My 15 lb anvil
>shenanigans ensue
>>29807973
Nothing. They only kill you if you're armed.
>>29807973
Multiple stunguns some nods and a nitrogen fire extinguisher and some large cuffs and rope
>>29807973
It's tits
>>29807973
Definitely not a condom, that's for damn sure. I need to know what our offspring would look like
>>29807973
an engagement ring
>tfw you will never get to hunt and fuck with your own predator wife
>>29808012
ONE OF US
Lube.
>>29808012
that's not true, there have been times when they kill unarmed people
>>29807973
Start jacking off, might as well die hard.
>>29807981
This
Nearest pack of condoms.
Failing that, do anything that makes you look pathetic.
They specifically don't attack you if it would be "dishonorable" such as for the sick or pregnant.
Doesn't apply to all of them since some of them are just total dicks about the whole thing but still, it works.
How can you guys be attracted to this?
She's there to hunt you
>>29808080
she's hunting for a suitable hunting partner.
I will convince her.
>>29808085
How will you prove your worth?
Go on I'll wait.
>>29808080
Until she realizes you're trying to fuck her then the hunter becomes the hunted.
>>29808080
The same way i can be attracted to most women I fuck, don't look her in the face
>>29808080
By keeping her mask on
Also pic related
>>29808079
>Nearest pack of condoms.
Different species. Shouldn't matter, rawdog it all you want.
A bit worried about what their vagina looks like though....might look like a human mouth
>>29808080
And like the males who reward you with a weapon if you best them or hold your own, the females will want your seed for the warrior genetics.
why do i want a fleshlight of this?
Im scared. i dont want to be like those dragon dildo guys.
my cat
>>29807973
It's dick
>>29807973
Muh dick and muh bad dragon Xeno toy.
Alien V Predator
>>29807973
My RECCE 16 with a full mag of M855 and my glock 19 with a full mag of Hornady critical defense
>>29808030
>that space clap burn though.
>>29808159
>not fucking that pussy mouth
>>29808179
you got a problem with dragon dildos son?
My ass cheeks. After i hand her the dragon dildo.
>>29808165
>A bit worried about what their vagina looks like though....might look like a human mouth
Or maybe it looks just like her real (crab) mouth with a moustache???
>>29807981
This. Very much this.
>>29808254
Hitler mustache or 70s porn star?
>>29808031
Problem with marrying her is that it will be quite hard to kiss her.
Same goes for waking up every morning and having your wife face looking at you.
>>29808237
NO SIR!!
SORRY SIR!!
BUYING ONE NOW SIR!!!
>>29808037
Only if you provoke them.
A predator would leave me alone.
>>29808282
70's porn star
I grab my dick and face rape xeno invader
In their warrior creed they must meet force with equal force so Sexual violence must equal Sexual violence on their part
>>29808245
>predator
>pegs your ass with a BD Xeno
sploosh.
>>29808282
70s on the vag hitler on the asshole
>>29808099
By showing her all of the memes I've hunted
>she will be mine
>>29807973
A challenger appears.
>>29808313
And eventually to sex competitions
>>29808288
>kiss her
I have an entirely different use for that orifice anon
>>29808099
by bending over and spreading my supple butt cheeks you faggot
>>29808342
>>29808342
If her blood is acid I don't want to know what her other fluids are
>>29808346
>Not kissing your wife.
Next you're telling me you wouldn't hold hands together either.
>>29808342
Thinking space niggers are attractive
>>29808306
>>29808317
Dealbreaker, I don't like flossing with pubes
>>29808362
Only one way to find out. If I don't make it out of this, you bastards better build me a statue.
/d/ pls go
>>29808370
>xenos
>space niggers
the predators are just a Jamaicans final form.
>>29808364
If your hunting hands are idle long enough to hold hands then you have failed the hunter within
>>29808388
No they are Jamaicans on anti-weed
I have faith my alpha waifu would protect me.
>>29808387
Please this is just a extraterrestrial threat assessment thread
No different from numerous what if posts against possible warring nations
It just happens by chance many of us will use our lower CCW to fight said extraterrestrial intruding upon our beds
>>29808297
Says the prey.
>>29808420
>She's wearing the meme milf sweater.
Ok.
>>29808420
Where does your dick go?
>>29808420
>>29808357
>>29807973
>not having the sexiest, and strongest of both worlds.
>>29808440
Anywhere brah
Those crevices look very nice
>>29808425
Fucking pred waifu
First to comes looses
You win and you get her and all the warrior sons she can birth
You loose then you loose your balls your freedom and all your guns
>>29808431
If I can see the predator, I am not the prey at all. If he's in my house he's obviously hurt and wants to use my plaster to heal or steal my guns. I would allow both.
>>29808442
Bitch looks like a sick tree
Does /k/ actually like the idea of having a predator wife?
>>29808457
>You loose then you loose your balls your freedom and all your guns
Wait if you win she's your wife, if you lose she's still your wife but but you found she's also a libtard?
![eae167474866e80429029ffa735c94c9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/liCimZl.jpg "eae167474866e80429029ffa735c94c9[1].jpg")
>tfw no Aliens Monmusu
>>29808484
>homosapiens
eww
>>29808482
>not want to go innawoods with pred wife
>>29808495
https://e621.net/post/show/394010/16-9-2013-3d_-artwork-abs-alien-alien_-franchise-a
>>29808440
>inner jaw.jpg
like a bioengineered self heating fleshlight. Xenos have a facehugger fetish, duh; so jam your proboscis down the hosts throat and implant your "eggs"
>>29808482
Not going to lie, the kiss is doing things for me
>>29808483
Truly a fate worse than death
>>29808482
>That kiss
Looks very comfy
>>29808484
>Everyday Life With Federation Girls
>>29807973
I have a bowl of two hour old cereal next to me, throw it at it and fuck up it's camo
it can't shoot me or stab me anyway because I don't have any weapons
I also have a plate with three hour old steak and a knife on it over my ferret wall. Pretend to fist fight then be a cheap shit and grab and shank
>>29808587
>ferret wall
What's a ferret wall?
>>29808482
You act like the idea of a pred wife wasn't what made me get fit and become a hunter
>>29807973
My thickening cock as my lips curl in a surly grin. Then when she moves toward me I instinctively flex, my penis achieving an unprecedented hardness.
>I will sheathe my sword in you, noble hunter
>>29808508
By the fucking way, this post's pic related is actual fucking concept art. H.R. Giger wanted to make the aliens "sexy" which should make you wonder what the fuck he had going on in his head. Truly sexual fantasies were on an entirely different, horrifying level than the rest of ours; his erotic dreams the stuff of nightmares to everyone else.
If only 4chan had been invented sooner, he might have shared more with us before death took him.
>>29808598
a wall of ferrets
>>29808598
It's about three 8-10 ft long and 3 ft high wooden walls around my computer area so my ferrets don't get out
>>29808610
Makes sense
>>29808080
That's what makes it so hot.
>>29808012
They only SHOOT you if you're unarmed. If you're able bodied, they will force you to brawl and beat you to death.
The predators think in terms of fun kills, not fair kills.
>>29808482
What does a yautja tongue look like anyhow
>>29808099
If I'm at my family's hunting cabin, there's a big ass brown ear there that I took down when I was 12 with a 30-06. Lots of trophies laying around. I have to assume that a predator of all things can respect that. Of course, that might just make me better prey in a predator's mind. So let's say a 50/50 shot at not being murderized right off to bat.
>>29807973
I would submit to her, and let her cuck me with BPC (big predator cock)
>>29808012
Only if you're a threat or not pregnant.
>>29808662
Forked. There's a brief scene in Predator 2 where the city hunter licks its lips.
>>29808660
And what can be more fun than death by sun snu
>>29808676
Those big brown ears are scary.
>>29808695
>she stabs you in the chest as you orgasm with that preditor pussy clenched around your cock
>>29808707
A life well lived.
>>29808608
I like to think of Giger and Beksiński as two sides of the artistic coin.
Beksiński was deeply disturbed by the sadosexual hellscape nightmares he dreamed and put down to canvas.
Giger stared into the abyss, the abyss stared back, and giger started stroking his dick through his pants until the abyss got uncomfortable and looked away.
>>29808707
Can you think of a better way to die than impregnating a predictor
>>29808707
Worth it
>>29808254
>>29808282
>>29808373
You guys, look at the hairs on the chest and shoulders of the male ones
Their hair is more like tough spikes or proto-feathers since they are reptilian. Imagine the female preds breastfeeding and wonder if they actually have tits.
>>29808725
>Giger stared into the abyss, the abyss stared back, and giger started stroking his dick through his pants until the abyss got uncomfortable and looked away.
Using this
>>29808725
If I remember right giger had horrible night terrors and the only way he could get any sleep was to get the ideas out of his head and on a canvas
>>29808707
Stop.
i can only get so erect.
>>29808753
I wonder about preditor tits all the time
>>29808770
Well, that and opiates.
>>29808751
>those are all her sexual conquests
>>29808707
>years later you tell the story to your friends
>you insist that she truly loved you
>they ask how she have could loved you when she stabbed you in the chest
>you answer:"If she did not, she wouldn't have missed all my major organs"
So. What kind of load out would I need to capture a preditor and keep her as a sex slave and breeder?
>>29808725
>Giger stared into the abyss, the abyss stared back, and giger started stroking his dick through his pants until the abyss got uncomfortable and looked away.
I'm the anon you're replying to and I wish I could fucking save this post so goddamn hard because I have achieved next level keks from the above greentext, but I'm not on my computer.
FUCK
>>29808799
And when the child from each becomes of age they get there fathers scull as there first weapon
>>29808804
You would need more fire power than most countries
>>29808753
I like to think that there hare is some incredible cross between feathers and henti tentacles
>>29808804
A net
A gallon of Everclear
Rope
Ecstasy
>>29808804
Tequila
Bottle of lube. I'm already bent over.
>>29808894
I want to capture her in my sex dungeon not show her a good Friday night
Although I wonder what predators would think of BDSM
>>29808804
If you can kill all the males in her hunting party, and physically make her submit, she will be yours forever.
then make her sample jessica albas voice.
>>29808915
>I want to capture her in my sex dungeon not show her a good Friday night
there's a difference?
>>29808879
That is turning me on and I'm afraid
>>29808805
Learn to take screencaps you fucking jackass
Just search how
>>29808915
I get the distinct impression that predators are into fisting.
>>29808924
Sex dungeon time doesn't end
>>29808725
You're welcome. As payment I demand sexy preditor green text or pictures
>>29808804
Predators are physically superior to humans. No matter how much you train yourself, you cannot pleasure a female predator with just your body.
Your only hope is to somehow come out on top with technological prowess. This is also a nigh-impossible task, as the Predator possesses equipment that modern humanity can only dream of making. But the predator mindset is for hunting - their technological development is towards weapons. This is where you have an advantage. Most likely, the predator will not have seen advanced sexual pleasure toys. Amass an arsenal of sex toys. Invent some crazy shit. Use the normal stash of dragon dildoes and vibrators, but use humanity's lustful mind to bring into creation the kinkiest machines that man has ever seen. Make thermite firebombs shaped into dildoes. Buttplugs that use plasma to heat up rapidly. Hell, even mold plastic explosive for your own devices. There is no limit to how kinky a man can be. Steel your mind and craft your tools.
>>29808933
The right tool for the right job
I bet they like to see who can fit the most skulls in to someone's holes without killing them
>>29808931
>Learn to take screencaps you fucking jackass
Yeah I am well aware of fucking printscreen you dumb son of a bitch, but I can't take the picture from this computer to somewhere else.
Maybe if you had thought for like five fucking seconds you would have figured that out.
inb4 imgur, etc etc
All blocked, by some magic fuckery 4chan and major news sites are the only things not blocked on this network.
>>29808972
>in a spacefaring community, humanity would be known for our prowess in making sex toys
Sounds about right.
>>29808080
Anon you're not thinking clearly. That's obviously the fucking sickest brown paper bag to ever adorn a butterface in the history of the universe.
>>29807973
>you will never be bent over doggie style getting pegged in the ass by a female predator, and right as the fist spurt of cum from yoir hands free orgasm she rips your spine and skull out of your body.
>>29808986
See >>29808957
Someone screen caped your post, now just find this thread or its archive when you get to your computer
>>29808986
>he doesnt use cloud services
>not even doing the old email draft trick
>he doesnt have specific screencap add ons for his browser
Are you someone's dad who's shit at computers and complains that bobby is filling them with viruses from all those dang videogames
>>29809002
Sex drugs and creepy porn will be our legacy among the stars
>>29808725
>>29808986
Can't you just use Google Drive, or even email?
>>29808972
I might even need to create the Zar bomb of automatic prolapse machines
>>29808804
moar
>>29807983
BRB, emailing Bad Dragon LLC. about a possible predator dildo / predator insertable.
>>29808440
>Not having her use her tail to stimulate your prostate
>>29809066
Two insertables, one penis like, one like one of their bumpy gauntlet blades.
>>29808608
You've clearly never been to some parts of e621. Some people are into some truly fucked up shit. And I'm a furfag saying this!
>>29809066
>not predator mandable pocketpussy.
fagget
>>29808972
To truly capture a Predator's respect, you must turn to the Japanese. Their prowess to think of creative sexual torture devices in porn and hentai is unmatched on Earth.
>>29809072
>not taking 18" of her tail and getting that belly buldge going.
>>29808957
>>29808986
Thank you based anon, I suck at sexy greentext though.
>>29809041
Nothing external, no.
I'm probably going to get in trouble for "working late" anyway, considering it's after midnight and nobody is supposed to be in after 10 PM.
>it's 12:33 AM
>idgaf
>>29809142
>>29809135
Even if you suck you must try
>>29809154
That's all I can post. The rest is too lewd for this brood
>>29808080
I'd fuck her and start a beautiful family
>>29807973
.300 Win Mag Weatherby V
> go for the head
Trogan XL Magnum
> go for dat ass
>>29809165
Would you fuck the family?
>>29809162
Do one on /aco/
>>29809178
Does it count as incest if it's an extraterrestrial species?
Jesus, a relationship with a predator would be fucking confusing to deal with in a court.
>>29809175
>Fucking a Edward ayyy up the ass
>feeling the space maggots (pick related) massage your dick and crawl inside
>becoming one with the rot among the stars
>>29809194
>impregnating every one of your female descendent in front of a court to prove that your the father
>>29809178
Don't dick the daughterus
>>29809182
Just look up preditors on e621 that's where I got my stuff from
There is not much tho
>>29809039
>>29808957
>>29808805
>>29808931
>>29808986
>>29809020
>>29809029
>forcing me to do it right
>>29809238
Always dick the daughters and there daughters and there daughters and so on and so forth from the cradle to the grave on your dick and well behav
>>29809154
>be me in office
>working late, shitposting on the only relief available
>security guy walks by with a scowl, I know he wants me gone so he can go sleep or eat cheetos or whatever, I don't care though
>get up to go get another red bull at the machine, I need this
>drop quarters, fuck my life, get down on hands and knees to retrieve quarters
>suddenly there is movement, but it's just in the corner of my eye
>before I can react suddenly I am thrown across the room by an invisible force
>my years of playing BF2142 have prepared me for this moment, I know what I must do
>I take the entire container of powdered sugar and throw it across the room, and my peewee baseball training I received when I was but a boy has not been forgotten
>in front of me is a kneeling figure, the gentle curves indicate it is indeed a female but I can make out the outlines of her powerful muscles, her skimpy armor, and her change in posture that tells me she is ready to strike
>so am I
>I spring across the break room like an eager retard excited by a mound of caramel-coated medicine, just like the school nurse would give him so he stops screaming in mentally disabled pain at a world that doesn't understand him
>my body connects, her cloaking field is disabled and I get a glimpse of her brilliant coloration
>yesicanfaptothis.gif
>we scuffle, she is stronger than me but I am tenacious, and I tear her helmet/mask off and her snarling alien face greets me, but strangely enough I can only think of one course of action
>I hug her tightly and press my face to her toothy maw, and instantly her mandibles dig into my human flesh as our tongues dance a slow waltz
>below my clothes are torn from my body, I fumble at her armor but before I can manage to even undo her armored chestpiece she has rendered me naked
>a hungry glare shines in her eye as she leans back to survey my body, her armor falling around us as her mandibles pull back in what I like to imagine is a grin
>oh yes
Is good?
>>29809276
Stop, my penis can only get so erect
>>29809276
KEEP GOING
>>29809276
>>29809276
Keep it up
>>29807981
first post, best post
>>29809276
Holy shit I am depleted uranium right now
>This whole thread
A 3" diameter obsidian sphere. Might be able to hit it with this, but those things are huge. I am fucked.
>>29809391
>I am fucked.
We know this
Haven't you read the thread?
>>29808660
>If you're able bodied, they will force you to brawl and beat you to death.
Good thing I'm hungry skeleton-tier
I am sorry >>29809311 but >>29809317 included Eustice, this isn't a fucking game. Prepare your penis.
>she locks her eyes on my gaze, I feel myself drawn to her eyes as the claws run up my chest
>as she leans down she growls some guttural moonspeak at me, but I didn't pay attention because no matter the species a woman has nothing important to say
>my hands grip her thighs tightly, I dig my fingers into her reptillian skin as I roll on top of her
>surprise paints her face as she realizes now that she is the hunted
>like a Buk missile fired by autistic Russians my penis finds her Dutch 737 and penetrates deep, "welcome to earf" I whisper softly
>clearly she has never experienced a human before, because instead of appreciating that sick reference her eyes roll back and a soft growl of pleasure rattles from her throat
>I thrust good and hard, her supple thighs wrap around my midsection and her heels lock behind my tight man ass to keep me from escaping
>before I know what's happening she punches me square in the jaw and rolls on top, growling happily
>clever girl
>clearly I am not dealing with a virgin alieness, she's obviously seen more helmets than Hitler and she rides my throbbing cock good and hard
>feeling saucy I reach up and pull her down, her claws against my chest tightens to let me know who's in charge but I ignore it, taking one of those perky nipples into my mouth and rolling it between my teeth
>thispleasesthealien.wav
>her growl of ecstasy is as intense as the shudder that goes down her body, I feel my cock strangled as she thrusts hard against me
cont.
>>29809441
>Dutch 737
It was a 777 you cuck, and it was Malaysian, full of Aussies.
>>29809441
>to gently encourage more nipple teasing she grabs my throat as she fucks me
>my hands lock on her muscular ass to help her try to break my dick off, she shudders with delight at my enthusiasm
>I speed up, I can feel a knot of tension build inside
>she feels it too apparently, thrusting harder and harder against me, her claws tight against my throat as our breaths get ragged
>I erupt into her quivering body, her alien muscles milk my cock with every pulse as she slows down, savoring the climax
>we breathe against each other for a few minutes, I lay back and she collapses on top of me
>not before swatting my face with full claws, but not too hard, more like a loving tap that only draws some blood
>down the hall there is a noise, and with a quick burst of speed she is gone
>I scramble to make it look like I was merely fapping at my desk, the security guy glares as he passes
>I don't give a fuck
>from time to time I see a flash of movement out of the corner of my eye, sometimes it's something that's there, sometimes it's just exhaustion from work
>but sometimes...
>I wonder if she's toying with me before she strikes again
>From that day forward my EDC includes cuffs and lube, I will be ready
>>29809463
Oh my
>>29809463
>From that day forward my EDC includes cuffs and lube, I will be ready
>tfw Predator women hit basically every single one of my fetishes at the same time
>tfw they will never be real
I want a muscular, 8 foot tall waifu with mandibles god dammit!
>>29809492
I want a tall muscular gf in general, so predators always get my benis going :DDDDD
>tfw women want taller men and the ones who want smaller men are bitches or doms
Met one tall qt once who was dating my friend
She was the "shy about her height" type and always complained she was fat for weighing like 180 while also being 6' 5"
>>29809492
Echo that. Tall muscular girls exist at least. No mandibles though.
This thread went from asking about guns to a hot and steamy fanfic
>>29809520
>6'5"
Jesus H. Christ.
>>29809527
Isn't that just a normal day on /k/?
>mfw all this heresy
>>29809524
>tfw 6'1"
>tfw never met a woman taller than me and out of the three I've seen that were my height two of them were borderline anorexic
>>29809520
>180Ibs
>6'5"
Do women not realize that height and weight are directly linked?
I guess that explains why so many tall chicks are hungry skeletons
>>29809089
My mistake, I meant "penetratable," I forgot BD's naming conventions. My idea was always to have the mandibles be articulate, possibly extendable and vibrate in order to massage the testes, perineum, anus, etc.
Different write-fag here. Got a /k/ greentext started about huntin' ayy lmaos with FemPred, but I gotta sleep. I'll post if this thread is still here tomorrow or if there is another predator thread.
>ITT: /k/ makes it clear what "To Catch a Predator" should have really been about
>>29809441
>"as she leans down she growls some guttural moonspeak at me, but I didn't pay attention because no matter the species a woman has nothing important to say"
Fuck anon, you just had to make me spit my coffee...
>>29807981
Yah did good, anon.
Threads like this are the reason I will never leave this place
>>29809576
Ha one Russian amo tin to you
This thread is utter win
>>29809551
>tfw 5'6"
>tfw fat and socially inept
Our situations differ, tovarisch, but we share the same pain.
Fuck you /k/ I have to go to college tomorrow but I don't want to sleep because of this thread
>>29808080
>She's there to hunt you
And I'm there to hunt that tail.
>>29809579
kek
You're all welcome for that greentext, know that I typed it while dodging aggro from the security men. I'll leave them a present though, I have two big bags of doritos and a 6 pack of Dad's Rootbeer.
I will think of this thread on the commute home.
>>29809615
>37 accounts of rape
10/10 movie btw, first time I saw it was when I was 4 and the beginning still triggers pure terror in me.
>>29809604
>tfw never had a single girlfriend in high school because was afraid to ask anyone out
>tfw will probably never have one now because there's not enough forced socialization in my life that puts me in contact with females
J U S T
U
S
T
>>29809615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHgMsvpFm08
Captain Lincoln Sternn: Hero of the Terran empire. Xeno fukkin Shits, they're like ants.
Are we like- not going to show any love to the covenant at all? (Will post pics if I can find folder of elite / jackal / zealot porn)
>>29809534
>Jesus H. Christ.
I needed it but I was young and too chickenshit to take my friend up on the offer of a 3 way
I grab my ghost gun with a 30 caliber clip.
>>29807973
a rip hammer and the biggest knife i can find
>>29809441
>>29809463
I literally came
>>29809722
Hindsight is 20/20 and all that. I wish you luck in finding your dream girl someday.
>>29809604
>>29809551
>be 5' 11"
>decent looking
>socially acceptable
>never see tall girls
>one day see tall girl at bar
>like 6'3" at the minimum MINIMUM
>nice sized titties
>toned as fuck THIK thighs
>great butt
>wearing booty cut jeans
>bending over bar
>sitting there staring like a fucking deer in headlights for like 2 minutes
>boyfriend finally walks over because she had been waiting forever for the bartender
>he's like 6' 7"
I've never been so mad, depressed, and horny at the same time
>>29809665
>tfw will probably never have another [in the near to long term future] now because there's not enough forced socialization in my life that puts me in contact with females
>tfw well spoken, sociable individual when put in a position to interact with others
>tfw terrible taste in women; always go for "artsy" types who invariably are powderkegs of mental illness and drug addiction
I came here to plot the sexual domination of ayys, not to feel anon.
>>29809441
>as she leans down she growls some guttural moonspeak at me, but I didn't pay attention because no matter the species a woman has nothing important to say
>like a Buk missile fired by autistic Russians my penis finds her Dutch 737 and penetrates deep, "welcome to earf" I whisper softly
>before I know what's happening she punches me square in the jaw and rolls on top, growling happily
>clever girl
>>29809751
I'm so sorry anon
>>29809551
>>29809604
>>29809751
>tfw manlet
>tfw want to go from simply athletic to Muscle Dwarve tier
>mfw goal in life is to meet a natural blonde amazonian cardiobunny at the gym to become a walking caricature of a couple and have normal height teutonic children
>mfw I'd be entirely content with this irony
this thread led to some strange places
>>29809714
Get that sperg shit outta here.
>>29809752
Ayy
I guess I can't argue with the experience, but whoever is pulling the strings up there sure is an asshole.
>>29809714
>Impregnating 8' muscled wort worts in a peacetime 2554
MY CUM
>>29809714
>>29809820
>>29809856
Fuck it I can't find my folder of H(ayy)lo porn anywhere but most of it is in this thread anyways. Go fucking nuts. ( >>>/trash/2443963 )
>>29808972
>implying a female yautja would swoon at the shear balls it would it would take for a human to try to fuck a superior species
>>29807981
had to check the thread to be sure this was the first reply
>>29809878
Halo is for the underage&ban.
were talking about reality here.
>>29807973
my dick
>>29808482
>dat kiss
>she can hold you in for a long, wet, deep, mouth probing kiss.
fug man.
>>29809895
Yes because Predator fucking and Alien blow-jobs are *totally* about "reality".
>>29809248
Looks liek you have more mspaint in your future, friend:
>>29809276
>>29809311
>>29809317
>>29809326
>>29809329
>>29809441
>>29809459
>>29809463
>>29809535
>>29809934
>deep throating her tongue as she rides you.
>>29809441
>"welcome to earf"
FUCK ME
>The predators come to earth to hunt people
>Round up manly men and turn em loose to safari the humans
>24 hour head start
>The predators go cloaking, stalking, hunting n shit
>Can't find people
>They look all over
>wtf hard
>Come back to the ship
>Alien wives all knocked up and sucking filthy human cock
HUMANED
>>29809551
Tallest chick I've tried to hit was 6ft 1.
Me being 6ft 5in 235lbs
Her fucking friends cock blocked me though.
Short chicks just can't compete
>>29809387
And?
>>29809276
>>29809441
>>29809463
/tg/ plz go, I don't need this boner right now.
>this thread
>>29808557
i know where this is from and it shames me
>>29809894
Same here. Sole reason for opening it.
Good to know /k/ is keeping its game up.
So smut thread now?
>>29809463
>>29809441
>>29809276
Jesus fuck this is hot
>>29807973
Theory on preditors cloaking (yes, i read the thread, and postes plenty of smut myself)
But it works by "bending light"
So if you hit a cloaked one with a laser, wouldn't it mostly turn that color? Or you could see the laser bend? Or multiple rays bend?
>>29807973
heavy-ass autism cane that I found in a dumpster
>>29810204
>now
>>29810260
>yellow blood
fuck, DC cant do anything right, can they?
>>29807973
>mfw this thread
God damn it, /k/, stop making me want to fuck a Predator
>>29807973
A condom so I can get some alien punani
They are reptilian and wouldn't have tits to begin with. The males never have a bulge and predators, outside of fap bait, don't have tits. They've got a cloaca in all likelihood.
It's one of the few alien species in sci-fi that's humanoid, but so different that fucking would be pretty much impossible. We're not talking Eldar, Vulcans, or other Humans with X feature. But by all means keep posting sexy predators.
>>29810369
>reptilian
They're amphibians you dip
>>29810369
In what bullshit, terrible selling side comic/book are they described as reptilian?
They only time i heard mention of reptilian (well, "serpent") was in AVP in reference to the xenos.
>>29808707
I'll take it.
>>29807973
Would fuck
>>29808179
well, there is the alien brand with the alien mouth and alien vagina
>>29807973
Daily reminder that this could have been the predator.
>it looks like it was repurposed for the B-movie DNA
>>29810384
You can tell by their biology. Except, like the other guy said, given they come from a mostly humid and jungle environment, they'd probably be amphibian rather than a reptile. But the same shit would apply. But they're clearly not mammalian, insectoid, a fish, etc. The only options that'd fit them are reptiles or amphibians. Or some weird hybrid of those.
>>29810369
even if they are reptilian, its not OUR planets reptilians. its not like humans dont modify theirselves. boob jobs, fake six packs ( seriously ), so on
>>29810397
This
>>29810395
They're aliens we don't know what type of orifices they have
>>29810260
Alfred is the fucking best
>Predator shows up
>Blast it with a gun, batman doesn't know shit guns are great
>Fucking Dracula shows up and starts making people into vampires
>Kicks the shit out of batman
>Alfred shoots him with a vampirism cure and turns him into dust with some giant sun spotlight
>>29808804
Well first you disarm the fucking alien bomb everyone seems to have forgotten about.
>>29810428
This, how stupid are we
>>29810422
He also beats the shit out of Superman in Injustice.
>>29810406
>They're aliens we don't know what type of orifices they have
But we know how biology works. And there's a reason why reptiles and amphibians use eggs or spraying out clutches of eggs to reproduce: it's more efficient for them. Given their humanoid form, I don't think predators likely shit out clutches of eggs and make tadpoles, but they wouldn't have a vagina. It'd be more like a cloaca given we never see male predators with bulges under that very limited clothing and females are all typically as flat as the guys.
Cold blooded creatures (the kind you'd find in jungles, and given their skin, it's not mammalian since it's scaly/slimy and not conductive to heat) aren't exactly good for holding an embryo in them. Hence why they don't do that. And if they were warm blooded, their evolutionary predecessors would've died early on for being far too inefficient for the environment and out competed by cold blooded creatures who rapidly reproduced and were more efficient for the environment.
That's not to say we can't fap to sexy preds, but if it was real life there wouldn't be a vagina.
