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Camp cock thread. Post camp cocks.
I've been on /k/ since 2010 and for some reason this thread has confused me more than any other.
>>29370447
sexual assault launcher
>>29370462
yup... same here
>except 2012 don't tell anyone
>>29370462
it appears to be something that Finns do
>>29370462
Leirikyrpä - Camp cock.
Ancient Finnish military tradition.
A wooden dick carved from a single piece of wood by bored recruits. Typically there's sort of a "contest" by NCOs inside the platoon for fresh recruits and whichever squad produces the best camp cock on the first field exercise becomes the favourite and gets the permission to hang the wooden dick above their door.
>tfw Finns are fucking weird
>>29370478
>>29370482
>>29370492
So they carve gigantic dildos in the forest and they have panic attacks when you sit next to them on a bus.
Kudos on your achievement, Finland.
>>29370527
Feels good man.
>>29370556
Didn't you ever play sports growing up?
>>29370492
>by bored recruits
Don't they have anything else to do? I mean our muhreens do some more creative things
>>29370602
>our muhreens do some more creative things
Homosex is out of the question
>never volunteer
>never say that you're good at anything
[especially typing or artistic talent)
>bigger is better, but realism can win the day
>blue Lincoln not recommended, +20 points to Griffindor for multicam
>>29370602
When Marines are bored, they drink when they shouldn't, fight each other, and get a DUI.
>>29370646
don't forget rape everything on two legs
i wish i would have a picture of our '' red devil'' collection
30+ red camp cock's all sizes and shapes...
neva föget 1. combat engineers
well here is just something confusing
>>29370667
And 1, hell, I wouldn't put it past them to fuck a paraplegic.
>>29370602
Those are carved on guard duty. Usually there more than enough things to do.
>>29370492
ah, that explains the one at nuggetefest. probably...
And you wonder why everyone carries a puukko.
>>29370616
And why are Finns making dildos?
>>29371329
It can be used as a weapon.
>>29371329
benis :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
>>29371329
Psychological warfare. You might know about the gay laws of Russia, so it's quite clear Russians are insecure about these things. A forest full of dicks makes it hard for them to fight there.
>>29371353
Yeah, as a weapon against their comrades' anusses ~
>>29371394
What if the Finns get distracted by their own dildos?
>>29371446
>What if the Finns get distracted by their own dildos?
We're not Swedes, you know.
>>29371265
Ah yes, the dong whisperer of Site B
>>29371446
>What if the Finns get distracted by their own dildos?
That's what saunaculture is for, we learn to ignore.
>>29370436
Lol that sounds like a fun, cute tradition, i like it. I would try copy it here, but i would get taken to EO for it ;-;
>>29371474
Och dom sista 10% är norrlänningar
is it possible to serve in the FDF if you move there after your normal age of serving?
>>29372203
We're full.
>>29372203
28 is the cut-off age. Good luck getting pushed around by NCOs a decade younger than you not going strainght into your feelings tho
>>29370602
Firewatch.
They literally have to sit in a tent all night just making sure the wood burning stove they use for heating doesn't set the tent on fire.
Woodcarving is the most popular way to pass the time and stay awake.
>>29370492
I want to be part of your country
Finland.
>>29372271
O god i imagine he was made fun of so bad over that.
>>29372559
Yeah being in the Air Force, poor kid.
>>29372271
>>29372559
I think it's a joke
I think
>>29374498
It's not.
veteranvisionproject.com
>>29374571
What the fuck
>>29375195
fuckin 275 and 276
>>29370436
>>29370459
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>>29370492
>>29370513
Is this the finger box thread of /k/?
>>29374571
>314
I'd actually try to get her number, but she'd probably kick my ass for it
>>29375221
What?
>>29372271
except he's an E-4
>>29375588
...what?
>>29375588
He may not be anymore if the wrong people found out and he got busted down to A1C
>>29377336
i wish my coworkers were more like these finnfags.
I used to whittle and carve shit all day out in the missile field and people looked at me like i was insane or something. Never carved any dicks tho
>>29378623
>not carving cocks
Haha faggot.
>>29379157
I could, just for the hell of it i guess, maybe a cock truncheon to keep it weapons related
>>29374498
>>29374571
>>29375195
>>29375221
alright, which one of you is this?
>>29370436
Our platoon had some great legacy cocks.
Sadly I did my time before this smart phone thing got so popular.
t. old fag
>>29380833
>Our platoon had some great legacy cocks.
and you guys carved some nice ones too
>>29370602
When marines are bored they fuck eachother in the ass.
I don't think Finns are into that.
>>29370492
Is (or was) a thing in swedish amphibious units, and has been for a very long time too.
>>29380851
There were a few good ones but they couldn't really compete with the legacy cocks. Neither in size nor craftsmanship.
>>29377336
>not even paying attention to detail
Atleast he's not a finn.
>>29370482
>>29370492
Fucking eurosissies.
In America we have functioning cockcannons. FUCK
>>29372271
Was a pornstar in case any homos want to fap
>>29380503
He could have gotten real shotgun shells at least.
i love mental retardation when it isnt my own
AND THIS THREAD DELIVERS
God dammit finland, will you ever stop surprising me?
I like dick bullets better.
>>29370436
>>29372271
Also noticed he doesn't have a name tape
>>29375246
Low quality finger box. I like em decorated at least a little. Those look like they're not even properly lined. God I need new finger box my old one is pretty worn out.
>>29371474
We get it. You're finnish. I'd offer you a medal but you obviously would prefer a giant wooden penis, and already seem to posess enough of those already.
>>29387101
I'm guessing that is because he is still in, and he doesn't want people to look him up in the global and get him in trouble. That is a fake name too.
>>29387684
I'd rather take a medal. I have fewer of those.
I carved one and hid it in my closet for the new recruits to find :D
>>29370436
It's truly a glorious tradition. A guy in our platoon was a true artisan with wood. He carried around a log almost half a meter for weeks and the finished product was a masterpiece. The thick veinage, the ever so slight upwards curve, carefully crafted and carved frenulum, all in all the size of your arm. It was glorius and it was regarded an honour to carry that massive man log strapped to your pack. I should really have taken a photo if it.
>>29371863
Post feminine benis
>>29375246
holy shit forgot about this meme
>>29370436
In Sweden we call it a combatcock (stridskuk).
One of my soldiers carved a gigantic one that we strapped to the wirecutter of my Patria. It was glorious, soldiers from other units gave us standing ovations when we rolled past them.
Those where the days.
You can allso use them as a totem and pray to them before battle.
>>29370436
Yummmy tasty cock
