Patchouli is a little soft!
Yes, it's true! I don't care what you say! It just makes too much sense!
My favorite pastime is bullying people whose girlfriends are fat.
>>15482492
That's not fair, anon. The girlfriends need their fair share of bullying too!
>>15482471
>>/d/
>>15482492
Don't! She can't help it!
>>15482492
I wish I had a chubby gf to mating press her soft body.
patty fatty five by four
cannot get through the bathroom door!
How many calories does turning a book page burn.
fat posters should kill themselves
>>15484562
By fat posters you mean posters that are fat or posters that post about fat characters?
How does it feel like to be a Patchy fan and be bombarded by fat posters and other fetish stuff on every Patchy discussion?
>>15484572
Both
No fat patchouli is disgusting sorry. Keep the original one.
I want to fuck fat Patchouli as much as I want to fuck skeletal Patchouli or nice body Patchouli and loli Patchouli.
Patchouli is the greatest no matter what she looks like!
>>15484821
You forgot blackouli and gramchouli.
>>15484821
Too bad she is to weak to fuck.
>>15484667
Paizuri Knowledge
>>15484580
It was annoying at first, but now it's kinda entertaining.
>>15484545
0.1
Patchy has an ass I wish I could eat out with my tongue and pick with my finger.
I love Patchouli.
>>15484580
Terrible.
>>15482471
No pizza in GSK = no sense
>>15484603
Every /jp/sie is beautiful and worthwhile!
>>15484545
Fewer than it takes to rip that book in half.
>>15482471
>Fingers are fat too
No thanks
Skinny Patchy is superior.
>>15486877
That goes without saying, skinny girls are always the best.
Playfully squeezing Patchouli's jellyrolls and making her feel insecure!
>>15482471
FATCHOULI! FATCHOULI! AHAHAHAHA
FAT! FAT! FAT!
>>15484667
>>15485006
+1. Titchouli is the best Chouli.
Does /jp/ like kancolle patchy?
>>15490705
>Does /jp/ like kancolle
No.
I was often curious about what the scent of patchouli was like. Finally found out last weekend when I walked into a little shop downtown, saw a bunch of incense sticks and saw some patchouli ones. I picked up one and gave it a sniff. Holy shit, it was pungent. I'd almost hate to know how strong would be if it was burning. It's been over 24hrs later and it's as though the scent is still stuck in my nose.
Also, I can't imagine Patchouli being too chubby. Too much extra mass would complicate the health problems she has.
>>15490705
>Does /jp like
No.
>>15491044
Small amounts of patchouli are used to give perfumes their punch. I don't know who would want to sell it straight-up.
>>15490705
>Does /jp/
No.
Patchi and her flowers!
>>15496681
I want to do cute things like gardening with the Patche, while she slowly falls in love with me but is too flustered to ask me out!
Teasing Patche about her cute smelly bare feet!
>>15490705
>/jp/
No.
>>15490705
No.
patchy is very cute and soft!
Hourglass-shaped abs Patchy is the best Patchy.
>>15498642
older patchy-neesan is also very good
>>15498668
I also like unemotional sex doujin Patchy. Those beady junkie eyes make me want to ravage her extra hard, as does the lack of response.
>>15498685
that was a very good doujin; i wish i could be patchy's lover
>>15498729
I'm so desperate for Patchy I with I could even be her rapist.
>>15498759
wtf just happened
>>15498628
So are her feets!
Will Zun ever clear up whether Patchy has breasts or not?
they fat
>frail NEET slowly dying of heavy metal poisoning is fat
Cowfuckers can eat a dick
>>15501133
What exactly is /pol/ like about that post
We should all celebrate Patchouli's wideness!
>>15490705
I do
>>15490705
>>15490705
Her name is loli boat Patchy.
>>15501196
Things he doesn't like should go to /v/ or /pol/
>>15503420
Elaborate
>>15484934
I don't mind if she just lays down on the bed like a dead fish while I do all the effort by myself. I'll be sure to bring as many of those asthma things as I can in case she starts having too much trouble breathing too.
>>15482471
Chubby Patchouli is best Patchouli.
>>15498807
Frig off, koishi
Pleasantly plump Patchy!
>>15485706
I would grope the fuck out of her fat body as she asks me to stop groppin' her so hard.
I would leave marks all over that fat whore.
Get on with it, you freak.
>>15507960
Good picture onan'd 3 or 4 times to it.
>>15510389
Glad I could help you anon.
Speaking of onaholes, I'm thinking of getting one. What would you recommend?
She's not Patchouli without cowtits and glasses which are the two vital traits of a bookworm.
>>15510195
It almost sounds like you want it
Are you that eager?
>>15513781
Define cowtits. And glasses are definitely optional. She's not just a bookworm, you know.
>>15513803
Doesn't look very eager to me.
>>15482471
When did she become such a fat pig? She wasn't like that a few years ago.
Princess carrying an all skin and bones patchouli!
Lifting with fitchouli!
Pointing and laughing at fatchouli with the rest of them!
Patchouli!!!
Patchouli is adorable.
>>15514227
Trying to princess carry Fatchy and failing because she's too heavy!
>>15521199
Being princess carried by Fitchouli!
>>15508965
SQUISHY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NS3rPdgjAY
>>15482471
FAT
A
T
remove patch