Hey /jp/!
>>15440526
I like this.
>>15440524
Hey!
>>15440526
What's happening here? Is she getting surprised about what you're thinking of?
>>15440526
She just noticed my thoughts about pandain's doujinshi
Really cute Satorin.
I don't want to listen to Loveless together, fuck off
>>15440526
I want Satori to read my mind!
>>15441099
You tell me
Satorin is objectively the cutest touhou anf the best NEET wife
>>15441164
Substantiate your claim, anon.
>>15441164
She is not a NEET, she works as the manager of the Hell of Blazing Fires. She is just really good at delegating work
>>15441259
Management involves a lot of paperwork and organizing relations with other groups to spread your influence and grow your business.
She's a NEET. Her pets support her life style. Absurd too, because animals absolutely love and obey her just for the ability of understanding them. Utsuho and Kaenbyou are doing all the managing as it's easy to assume that she put those two in charge of actually being the "bosses" of her other pets. She probably doesn't have to care about the onis in Ancient City either because everyone else hates her for the same reason animals love her.
She sits her twig NEET ass on a balcony sipping her tea while her pets go through daily chores and all the local demons are scared of her.
>>15441299
She is still technically employed, and therefore not a NEET
>>15441310
I bet she doesn't even feed her pets.
Satori should be arrested for negligence.
>>15441310
Man, faceless men get all the luck.
It's just not fair.
I want to lovingly rape Satori-chan!
>>15441357
Refrain from posting again
>>15441410
I would love to rape Satori.
>>15441344
Remove your face and you may just have a shot.
So how many pets does she have officially?
Just a dozen? Hundreds? Thousands? Millions?
>>15441436
>>15441436
We are all Satori's pets, deep inside.
>>15441442
But Satorin is MY pet!
>>15440524
>>15441928
Got any 'Weather Report" records and we will, Little Lady!
>>15441310
Posting that picture should be a bannable offense
>>15441442
Wow, Koishi has some strong forearms. I want to do power cleans with her!
>>15442252
Why?
I want Satori to read my mind and become extremely uncomfortable as I fantasize about having sex with her!
>>15442337
Why exactly would a mind reader be uncomfortable with reading someone's thoughts?
>>15442308
It causes weltschmerz like no other
>>15441442
Koishi has no nose!
Satori's always so gloomy. She needs to smile more!
>>15442435
It is a good pain
>>15440524
Wouldn't she just become depressed if she read my mind?
>>15442522
No deal. Gloomy Satori is the best.
>>15442768
Are you saying she doesn't deserve happiness?
>>15442988
She can be happy, just in a wan, subdued way. I'll concede that much, even though satori don't deserve to be happy.
>>15441035
I want Satori to break my mind!
I want to creampie Satori's throat
>>15442500
Found it!
>>15442768
Why do I wanna do drugs with her so bad when I see her gloomy face
>>15441329
hehe fuck that cunt
>>15442252
You should be banned too, posting such an obscene navel in a blue board.
>>15446116
I won't forgive you for lewding Satori
I won't!
>>15446124
There is nothing obscene about Satori's candid, tender, kissable navel
>>15441329
Do NOT slander Satori, she is a good mistress that takes good care of her pets, her only fault being that she leaves them too much freedom so that they end up trying to burn the world to a crisp
>>15444942
That's no good. I want to fill Satori with joy. I want Satori to be so happy she doesn't know what to do.
>>15446116
Lewd Satori is the best Satori.
>>15442435
I prefer this one.
>>15446974
Yeah, her painfully misshapen hand causes me pain
>>15446991
Smoking too much dick is unhealthy and clouds your mind, please think about your health.
>>15447001
I don't smoke dicks, I vape them
>>15447358
Woah, so adult and cool...
>>15446974
That doesn't actually make me feel anything much, the other gives much more of an everyday life feel
>>15447616
Is it just me or is that picture of Satori not anatomically correct?
>>15447712
something something perspective dont worry about it
>>15447712
The cheeks always get me.
>>15447712
I think it's just the combination of foreshortening and Dutch angle giving it a wonky look, I trust Ke-Ta with getting his anatomy right
>>15442084
Birdland is da bes.
>>15447712
I see a head, two arms and two legs.
She even has eyes on her face and a mouth, although she is missing a nose like most recent Japanese art.
She passes my standards.
>>15448969
I want to satiate my lustful needs with Satori, disregarding her well-being as I have my way with her erotic, slender body.
>>15446834
I'll bet you want to fill her with something other than joy too!
Satobutt. http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57592620
I'm too afraid of angry jannies so have a link.
>>15452759
But there is nothing NSFW in this picture, the real issue is that it exceeds the filesize limit
>>15448969
Mods
>>15467462
What about them?
>>15440558
same
>>15467462
No mods, that's a vanilla Satorin.
>>15467844
Oh how much I want to have vanilla sex with the Satorin.
>>15468007
But the Satorin is strictly for rape of the non-consensual variety
>>15473458
This guy gets it, try to prove him wrong I dare you.
>>15473458
>>15473474
I will fight you
>>15473498
As expected of vanillafags, getting violent when confronted with the truth
Play wrestling with Satorin
>>15475083
I'm pretty sure that's not how wrestling works
>>15475083
She should be careful. Those hands look like they're going to slide up under her chin, turn into a camel clutch, and make her humble through submission when she taps out.
Would you be lewd with Satori in the bath?
>>15477741
I would clean and brush her hair
>>15477741
I would do non-consensual stuff with Satori in the bath
>>15479021
I would do non-consensual stuff with Satori almost everywhere
>>15479362
Almost?
>>15479373
Yeah, I wouldn't try it on the stairs, I could trip and wreck myself
>>15477741
I wouldhug her from behind and enjoy the pleasant heat from the bath AND Satori herself.
>>15442435
>weltschmerz
When did /jp/ enter romanticism?
