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What's happening to ZUN? He seems to be getting younger
That's from drinking too much beer.
Looks like he's getting fatter and maybe using lotion.
In both cases, it's probably beer.
>>15293407
He became a dad, this is how it works:
When your kid is born, you feel rejuvenated, fresh and young.
After they get around 5 years, you will start to age very fast, you may even get bald...and you will wish you didn't had that kid in the begining.
Oh and lets not talk how will you look when your kid gets out of school and you have to pay big bucks for his / her study..
He used magic.
He's obviously one of the Pillar Men like Araki.
>>15293407
Historically alcohol has been used as a preserving agent.
>>15293407
ZUN is in possession of the Grimoire of Alice and has used it to unnaturally extend his own life.
>>15293407
He is asian, that is what they do. Must be from eating whale and dolphin.
>>15294143
I eat canned tuna all the time and look pretty young, so you might be on to something.
>>15293535
>>15293569
It's probably a combination of these. If his health goes downhill now there's a lot more he has to lose than the patience of some fat dudes looking for new characters to fap to.
Looks like he's been getting more sleep and eating better too
also lotion
>>15293407
Contract(marriage) with his wife(youkai) and beer(elixir).
>>15294063
>>15294302
I was thinking two sips of Hourai Elixir, but this stuff works too.
>>15294302
Ten bucks says he's gonna appoint Moe Harukawa as his successor to handle Touhou.
>>15294302
>>15293535
By lotion you mean cum right?
>>15295554
But Moe is a manga artist, and Touhou is a video game series. It's more likely that he will give it to the hacks at Tasofro
>>15295683
He drinks Marisa's cum every day
>>15293912
Nah, he doesn't gesticulate enough on interviews for that. He's probably just a regular vampire.
>>15294148
Be careful with mercury poisoning
>>15296279
But ingesting massive amounts of mercury is the key to immortality
>>15296303
Immortality is a curse, not a blessing
>>15293407
Left ZUN is kind of cute.
No homo.
>>15296323
It's debatable.
Who would win a drinking contest, ZUN or Suika?
>>15293407
He's being embalmed from all the alcohol in his body
>>15295795
But Marisa is a girl!
Every hour of your life that you waste on Touhou goes to extend Zun's lifespan.
>>15306163
What if I don't enjoy Touhou that much anymore? Does that mean I'm slowly killing him?
>>15306178
If you are on /jp/, Zun is still draining your life force.
>>15305789
No, it isn't
He feeds on otaku souls.
>>15306432
Yes it is.
Some people might like having infinite time to learn absolutely everything there is about the universe and everything else.
I don't want to die, I want to keep learning, there's so much fascinating and interesting stuff to learn.
>>15293407
This is how youkai's vaginal fluids works.
>>15306640
You're not thinking long term enough anon. One day the world will end and you'll be an immortal floating in the nothingness beyond the end of time with nobody and nothing to interract with, bored out of your mind forever. Immortality is always a bad end, you just have to wait long enough.
>>15316787
Okay, maybe you're right.
>>15317231
Infinity is always infinitely greater than any finite number.
>>15316787
That just means you gotta be an immortal with power. World ends, make a new one, if you're still bored then take a long ass nap somewhere.
ZUN is a youkai, and as it becomes more popular, he gets more belief fed to him.
I want to feed all my belief to ZUN.
>>15319868
It being Touhou. I need to go to bed.
constant direct contact with radioactive loli materials is... changing him
>>15295743
Oh god. Please no. It wouldn't even take Tasofro a single year to ruin Touhou.
>>15320739
You know it's going to happen, hope you bought a PS4!
>>15316787
Someone who has studied his whole life and knows about everything basically becomes a god, he doesnt need company, his mind is enough.Come on anon you should know that, its basic pythagoras/xenophares
>>15320896
Pythagoras also thought that eating beans would make your next life after reincarnation significantly worse, I wouldn't trust his every word
>>15321026
>Mexico gets shittier literally every generation
Pythagoras understood the spics before the new world was ever discovered
>>15316787
If you assume there's nothing after death, no thoughts or anything, I would say it is better to bored forever with nothing but your body and mind. Even if only by a tiny bit.
Also, you could just take up dreaming if that happened.
Zun is immortal, that's it
>>15306152
stop posting dumb fan theories!
>>15346290
>INTERNETEXPLORER
I wouldn't do that if I were you, you might just regret it
>>15346290
MaybeZUN is secretly a youkai.
>>15346290
Jokes on him, he will never make it to Gensokyo.
>>15356817
>>15316787
I'm sure by that time I'd have a gigantic knowledge of perverted memories. That's enough to keep me entertained until something else happens.
>>15356817
Pretty sure he goes there every so often for source material and alcohol fermented from the magical shit growing there.
>>15293407
Its the power of LOVE
>>15335812
Mexico has remained the same actually.
>>15316787
I can make myself laugh for hours merely by conjuring memories of retarded things I've seen and been apart of on 4chan for the past too many years. Pretty sure I'd be able to entertain myself long enough to be satisfied if I were able to spend the next few thousand years being apart of whatever the cyberscape holds.
Being an immortal floating nothingness wouldn't really be an issue, would it? I mean, you've got the entire universe to explore.
>>15366724
Try spending the next week surfing only the archieve of no more recent than 2015. now imagine this for eternity- no new content, no conversastions, just old stuff you already know about till the end of time.
>>15363721
Except that the people who are perverts and have a huge catalog of perverted memories to refer to are still always in-need of new content.
They're all chained to the works other people create, because those people do nothing with their lives.
>>15366843
who created perverted works in the first place?
