Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
http://monstergirlcollection.com/
Reminder that Anubis-senpai cares about you and that you really ought to learn how to masturbate properly.
>Anubis-senpai teaching you how to fap with your hand
>"Here, let's try with your left hand first."
>"Now, wrap your fingers around it, just like that. Put your thumb up along the ridge. No, not like that, hold it like you're cradling it."
>"What did I just say? Not so tense!"
>"Good, that's better. Now try stroking it."
>"What do you mean, 'This is embarrassing?' You wanted my help, didn't you? Just take it wan step at a time."
>"Come on, are you even trying?"
>"Ah, this is hopeless. Okay, stop, come over here."
>"Now sit and lean back against me. Yes, against me. So my breasts are pressing against your back. Just like that. Squeeze in a bit closer, I can't reach unless you're - exactly."
>"See, you're hard now. So what was it? Can you feel my nipples against your back? My fluffy feet rubbing your legs? Or maybe you just like being so close to "Senpai", hmm?"
>"There we go, completely hard. Watch my paw. See how I wrap each finger around it. Then the pad on my thumb, right up against the ridge, on shaft and head. That's where your thumb goes."
>"Then we stroke and milk, over and over."
>"And... You came already. See how easy it is? How nice that feels? You tensed up and got it all over my fur, too.
>"Now you know how to do it when I'm not around. Right?"
First for wights a best
Paid for by Paladins for Humanity PAC.
Anubis senpai is too good for us.
Reminder that anubisfags will shamelessly admit that the biggest reason they like their waifu is that she'll make up for the fact that they're too irresponsible to lead lives of their own.
Remember to trust a tiger's catculations.
>>14892161
I was already turned off the second she said she "had" a first love. Fucking slut.
I miss the Spooky times
>>14892163
>Anu Bis, desu. Yoroshiku
>>14892169
Calvin & Hobbes taught me different.
>>14892161
>There's a part of her womanly heart you'll never have
Unacceptable.
>>14892174What did it teach you about little baby tanukis?
>>14892150
This Anubis is more of an extreme OHOHOHO in my professional opinion.
>>14892166
>implying
I just want a hot, smart senpai gf with a /lit/erate streak and fluffy ears. It's not my fault Anubis waifus are perfect.
You guys do know how Tanukis in mythology have huge testicles, right?
What if the MG Tanukis had huge breasts to reflect that?
>>14892163
that was supposed to be a hellhound actually, someone drew it in response to a greentext.
>>14892181
Not cool man, not cool.
>Finally get your flat high-school hellhound GF to come to your house
>Show her your room for the first time
>She sniffs the air "It smells like...ya know...stuff...you been doin' ecchi things in here?" she averts her eyes and begins to mumble off
>"Uhh" you give tentative kaugh "I guess you caught me? You can smell that?" you're embarrassed, but there's no point in lying
>She mumbles more while looking at the floor
>"What?"
>"...What do you do 'it' to?"
>"What do you mean?"
>"...When you do 'it' what do you use ...for help?"
>"I think of you, I guess."
>Now blushing she continues to not make eye-contact "..That's not, it's, uh, ...come on" you can't make out much before she starts mumbling again
>"Wait, so you'd prefer if I thought about or looked at other girls?"
>"N-No." she sits and buries her head in her knees, hiding her face, as smoke begins to trail from her now hidden eyes
What do?
>>14892208
Show her my Jojo figures.
>>14892208
"Do" "it" "to" her.
>>14892208
Wow, when did I become such a womanizer?
>>14892208
Kiss the fool!
So I read this.
http://pastebin.com/15fwCYAU
I don't mind a story being told form a girl's point of view, but having the story constantly refer to me as [you] and telling me I'm the girl is just fucking Alptastic.
Please don't do it like this.
>>14892208
>Hellhound/werewolf sence of smell
Oh shit. I bet they can tell more than just the fact that you wank. I bet they can tell how often too
>>14892218
This desu. Not exactly a limping sad cunt, but it really breaks my immersion if a YOU isn't a virgin or something along those lines.
Also never realised how right that writefag who wrote the how to write monstergirl fics guide was when he said everyone here thinks they're a fucking cold as ice ninja that would never get caught and raped. I spent half the time reading a story doing mental backflips and shit, it's insanely edgy.
>>14892222
>You don't want to feel his big throbbing cock split your womanly lips. You don't want t bit your lip as he thrusts in to the base
What are you some kinda faggot.Seriously though, I thought not having it second person with a girl MC was common sense
>>14892161
>eating more than 1 man
Sluuuuut!
>>14892163
>>14892204
So OCD Nerdhound that gets mistaken for an Anubis. Poor girl.
>>14892208
>I think of you
That's a lie though and all girls know it. You beat it to porn like the dirty slut you are.
>>14892245
If Shirou faps to Tohsaka's anus, I don't see why anon-kun couldn't fap to Heckhound.
>>14892227
>everyone here thinks they're a fucking cold as ice ninja that would never get caught and raped
I think it's more about them being forced to do something they aren't willing to than it is about them being untouchable ninjas
If you tell someone that they're gonna be raped by a species they dislike, it's fairly normal for them to answer that it wouldn't happen
>>14892171
Agreed, the thread would benefit from being a bit spookier. I propose killing the paladinfags and having them haunt us.
>>14892259
If you strike them down they will become more powerful than you could ever imagine.
I'm moving and am about to be in between jobs for at least a bit, so this is my last shrine update for awhile
>>14892161
Source?
Reminder that Meer is worst girl and a shit.
>>14892269
But Kenobi fucking died and all he could do after that was spook shit up, how is that powerful?
>>14892274
Who?
>>14892270
But how will you waifufag without a steady income?
>>14892283
Prostitution. Might sell a kidney. You know how addicts get.
>>14892278
He was going around phantom-fucking all the cute imperial girls in the deathstar shower rooms after that, like in those invisible man doujins. It didn't come up in the movie.
>>14892245
Ya got me.
Still doesn't change the fact that I've already punched my ticket and am gonna be riding the express train to Poonsville (population: HER) tonight.
>>14892292
>lying to get Hellpussy
3dpd tier husbando, would not give daughteru
>>14892283
Well, not working 56 hours a week for a bit should give me some time to work on learning to draw better
>>14892310
>56 hours a week
Starting to understand the snakepit
I'm licking a slime!
>>14892317
But you'll get allslimy
>>14892317
You goddamn pervert
What does she tastes like?
Heres a Google Translators Guide to Moonrune
For when your browsing sites like Pixivhttp://pastebin.com/6pwJJWfT
Remember i have suffered to get these
>>14892327
I have seen many terrible things, my mind is tainted, someone save me
>You'll never open a mysterious tome as a kid barely older than a toddler, left to wander around home by your own devices by shitty negligent distant relatives, your real parents killed by the infamous truck-sama
>You'll never knock a whole bunch of shit down, resulting in the book falling open in your lap, your eyes scanning the runes and words your mind is too young to comprehend
>It'll never release a seal on an aeons old demon, summoning her then and there, her usual hellfire, damnation and smug attitude falling completely flat against the uncomprehending gaze of a child
>You'll never entrap her in an eternity of servitude using your superior kiddy wits
>There was a clause that guaranteed submission until the summoner spoke their demand, or greeted the demon. "Oooh." Didn't count.
>Stuck for the moment, she'll never look around and take in your living situation
>She'll never whisk you away to grow up into a fine man and summoner by her side
>You'll never grow up alone with your demon onee-chan
>>14892302
Well, ya know how it goes- You tell one Lilim you don't like her haircut when you're barely old enough to shave, then she curses you to only ever attract outcast girls with big hearts (Nerdhounds, Wheelchair Amazons, etc.) and to die horrifically the minute you actually start to even think you love them back, forced to see the look on their faces as you do, only to wake up back at square one again, over and over, caught in an unending loop of heartbreak and agony until you're nothing but a hollowed shell that once resembled a human being.I just thought she looked better with a ponytail, is all...
New girl after Hakutaku yet?
>>14892341
1) post a better version
2) has anybody heard when the serialization is coming out?
3) An Elder Sister
>Elder
God dammit Charon
>>14892366
Nope.
>>14892224
>you will never make monstergirls pass out with you string aroma when they get within ten feet of you
But that would require some serious masturbation. You just can't win.
>>14892369
It's gonna be my new favorite manga when it does come out. We need more mg romance manga. Just romance, no harem shit
>>14892382
>>14892369
So, seriously? This is actually happening?Anime when?
>>14892381
>But that would require some serious masturbation. You just can't win.
We'll see about that.
>>14892382
>just romance
Bestial wanton lust or bust.
>>14892387
It's catch 22, you're spending all this time doing so something to keep montergirls away from you, everyday, by the time you go out to do something, you're all worn out, and chafing. Plus you're blowing through your income buying aphrodisiacs and lube.
>>14892393
I crave what I've never had, shoot me. If I just wanna fuck something and feel good, I'll use my hand
>>14892401
>I'll use my hand
What skill!
>>14892401
>shoot me
I would.
>>14892405
>>14892369
>something precious
>yfw she takes yourPS4
>>14892386
Not sure how it's going to work considering everything he draws is 300% lewd.
>>14892393
>He doesn't want romance
Faaaaag
>>14892410
You guys are like jehovah's witnesses.
>>14892327
毛娼妓 / 毛倡妓 is for Kejourou
although you won't find much with the first one and the second one has art from a series I'm not familiar with
>>14892418
>he has the hopes of a 1950's old maid
Gaaaaaaaay
>>14892421
Thanks friend, My mind needs rest from the things ive seen
>>14892419
>you guys
What?
>>14892337
Post the one where the guys says he only likes lolis
>>14892421
Random guess, is it Nurarihyon no Mago? Only series I can think of off the top of my head that has a Kejourou in it, and I think her actual name is Kejourou.
>>14892415
>with a thousand young
That boy works fast.
>>14892428
I'm to kind a person
You can't have the romance without the rape, but you can have the rape without the romance
Thus rape > romance
Or you can be a sissy and date a gentle girl who won't rape you but what's the fun in that?
Any day now a new girl will come I can feel it
>>14892435
Of you can date a rape machine and not be a faggot about it when she tries to fuck you. Because its not rape if its consensual.
I'd like to be hugged by a soft Yeti girl.
>>14892433
This is why slimes are the best.And this is the best slime.
>>14892427
Romancefags. If we all ended up in MGE or it came to us preferably, fuck not having indoor plumbing or central air or internet; you'd get sent to Eros' faction. Then you'd go out telling people to fall in love and do lovey dovey stuff with monsters, annoying the hell out of men just looking to get their jimmy wet and monstergirls looking for a quick snack, and getting punched in the face by little timmy for telling him he should pick one girl from his kindergarden harem, you Nazis.
>>14892430
Looks like it.
>>14892435
Can't I get a girl who rapes me and then loves me and is gentle? She can still get all the sex she wants, aslong as she loves me and is nice.
>>14892435
What.
>>14892460
You just wanna whine like a little bitch. And that's fine. But don't use my post as a pretext.
>>14892472
>truth=bitching
Don't piss on my dreams if you don't want to get smacked the fuck up.
>>14892466
Of course you can, as long as you can man up and endure a little bit of rape, you can have all the love and gentleness in the world
>>14892460
You seem upset, Anon. Why don't you take a waifu from the box over on that table, it'll cheer you up.
What about monster girls withbraces?
>>14892480
I didn't. All I said was we need more romance manga without shitty harems. I didn't say we should get rid of all the shitty harem manga. Your shitty harem stuff will still be there. Shitty harem.
>>14892480
Is this post ironic or are you actually 12? I can't tell.
>>14892491
Monster girls with braces deserve to be bullied, especially canine ones
>>14892491
With the size of the fangs on some of them, they're gonna need girders more than braces.
>>14892494
Wasn't talking about manga. Your taste a shit. Yours.
>>14892491
Even worse than glasses. Bin it.
Is 4chan slow for anyone else?
>>14892513
I was. My first post was talking about manga. Can't be helped if you wanna go on a bitch tangent.
>>14892528
Try harder fucboi.
>>14892491
>enthusiastic fellatio followed by a trip to the emergency room
No thanks. Maybe if it wasfrecklesxbraces
>>14892542
At the risk of playing into your hands, I don't understand.
Wish Kimihito liked Dead Space.
>>14892150
I wanna bully Anubis by replacing all her legos with pogs!
>>14892551
Oh, I just didn't have a suitable smug monstergirl face. I need to save more.
Would scratching a kobold's tummy get the same reaction as doing it to a dog?
>THE TIME HAS COMEMayuri Judgement is subbed!Okay, it was a few hours ago, but...
>>14892573
TO PAY THE RENT
>>14892582
Certainly it is a cause for concern for fans who may have spent a wee bit too much pre-ordering the special edition. Such is the life of a Japanese anime fan sometimes.
>>14892449
Yeah? Well I want to be engulfed up to my neck in a slime girl, or wrapped in the coils of a lamia.
Really, I could go for any sort of full-body hug.
>>14892590
A FACT'S A FACT
>>14892593
How about her squeezing you hard enough to make you pop? I mean, like cracking joints, not bodily harm.
>>14892573
You talking about that writing contest announced a few weeks back?
>>14892449
>>14892593
Oh yeah? Well I want a Holstaur to encourage me to sleep on various soft parts of her body like her lap and tits.
>>14892573
Still need to watch S2, but hurrah etc.
Zatoichi lizardman.
How do big meaty paw girls put on clothes without stretching the fabric out?
>>14892593
I want a Flow Kelp to make a sushi out of me
>>14892602
That's like an "instant relaxation" button for me.
>>14892613
That'd also be pretty damn comfy.
>>14892613
>>14892641
Pfft. I want to sit a mantis on my lap and clean her blades while she coos and whines because she can't kiss me.
>>14892626
Chuuni as fuck.
>>14892659
Is that bad?
>>14892649
Well I want cuddle with a Kejourou and be covered up to my neck in her hair
>>14892618Oh, the dub came out a few hours ago as well
>>14892673
Yeah? Well I want to help a ryu shed her scales and bully her exposed, sensitive skin with tender licks and caresses.
Regura finished the Scorpion girl image that got posted awhile back
http://i.imgur.com/8o03SfH.png
>>14892697
I want to pour Dried Slime Concentrate into the local pool!
>>14892724
I wonder how faceless self-insert man feels about his current predicament.
>>14892729
Too far.
>>14892573
I still want to fuck a clock.
>>14892732
> " Shit, this bitch is bugs. "
What would happen if you gave this to an arachne to drink?
>>14892747
Is that even legal?
>>14892729
I want to take out a vampire loli's milk fangs!
>>14892747
She goes full circle, becoming ultra sober.
Also has the possibility of becoming Fry from the futurama episode where he drinks a hundred of them.
>>14892753
why not
its just the same as drinking 2 cups of coffee instead of 1
>>14892760
>imperceptibly fast spiders the size of a buik
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE
I want to give my Arachne waifu a mix of energy drinks, fertility boosters, and aphrodisiacs on a full moon!
Would you force-feed your undead daughter regular human food even tho she wants papa's milk just like her mommy?
>>14892760
What if you give an Ushi-Oni 100 cups of coffee?
>>14892771
Unleashed death.
>>14892782
The rape train is now a rape bullet train.
>>14892780
>undead daughter
That's broad
>not giving her your milk
For what purpose?
>>14892775
Have fun being sexed to death anon, I know I would
>>14892775
You are dangerous boy...
>>14892786
I'm jumping in the kikikhepri pit and I'm never coming out.
>>14892786
>rape bullet train
Now I have the image of an Ushi-Oni with a jet pack in my mind.I also have a stupid idea that involves an Ushi-Oni taking over the Wil E. Coyote cartoons. With a shota who always bests her. But I mean it's a stupid idea.
>>14892806
>Ushi-Oni as Wiyl E. Coyote
I want this so badly now.
>>14892788
>That's broad
Every undead deserves love, especially Ghosts, Mummies and other neglected ones
>>14892782
She'd be half drunk and half psyched up, that's a terrible idea
>>14892491
DENTAL PLAN
>>14892806
> Ushi-Oni taking over the Wil E. Coyote cartoons
Series of the cartoon will be very short.
>>14892775
RIP in resse's piceces Anons pelvis.
>>14892771
>Give an Arachne a sip of the strongest coffee in the world
>From her perspective everything slows down to a crawl
>We're talking that one scene from Days of Future Past here
>Nobody can even react as the Arachne scuttles through the city, producing web at an extreme rate and using it to mummify every man, woman and child around
>From your perspective, you're now suddenly bound in a web cocoon, orgasming and cumming buckets as the sensations of spiderpussy sex to fast to comprehend catch up to you
>>14892415
>high happiness index for when SAN levels are low
I love this.
>>14892837
So basically Fry after a hundred cups?
Any of you ever read The Other Side of the Ceiling byOyster?I want to see that with both men and monstergirls.
>>14892831Not if it plays out like the actual cartoons; Ushi-Oni wants that cute track and field star shota. Ushi-Oni always buys from Lilim Co. And all of the gear she gets blows up in her face.The series would end with Ushi-Oni giving up and going home, and the next day, when the shota realizes he's not being chased anymore, he checks in on the Ushi-Oni and tells her that he loves her for always chasing after him.
>>14892860
Never heard of it, but if we're talking about reading things, I just ordered A Roadside Picnic and after I read it I'm going to cheeki every breeki and demand art of squatting Kikis.
>>14892727
That's a thick, fluffy tail on a cute, huggable wolf girl.
>>14892868
>Lilim Co.
Boo! It should either be Liches Inc. or just keep it Acme for maximum effect.
>>14892877
I thought about Acme, but I went with what I thought would be a good MG substitute for it.I failed. I failed and I brought shame upon my family!
Anon~
>>14892885
What is it Alex?
>>14892885
would make whole/10
>>14892885
Could you... you know... put those claws away?
>>14892885
Nope, I'm getting the plasma cutter. Fuck you.
>>14892904
That's kind of rude, senpai.
>>14892885
I think Jontron said it best:
"Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. SOOOOOO MUCH NOPE."
>>14892868
Stealing this for a quick story blurb.
>>14892869http://g.e-hentai.org/g/837740/605a464f1c/
I don't recommend anything else by him, his stuff is really rough, but I liked this one.
>>14892912
CHILDS!
>>14892912
YOUR EXISTENCE IS RUDE!
>>14892885
I'd make her whole if you know what I'm sayin'.
>>14892912
Man that's guro tier.
>>14892885
>>14892912
Please don't eat me.
>>14892935
I believe that's because it IS guro.
>>14892935
No it isn't, nobody's getting hurt.
>>14892936
Stop bullying abominations!
>>14892912
pls delete guro
>>14892942
I thought she was cute.
>>14892938
You sure? We can, you know?
>>14892951
I deleted it already, jerk!
>>14892955
Nigga if you"re posting shit like that you don't get to yell at anyone. Thank you however.
>>14892963
I saved it from these threads, don't see how I'm at fault here, nobody called it guro back then, buggerit.
breakdancing dragon
Which monstergirl can help me forget horrible things?NO MINDFLAYERS
I read some stuff on Trans people and Body dysmorphia, and I had an interesting thought.
Monster girls with Body dysmorphia that go through magical treatments, chemical cocktails, and extensive surgery to become human girls. Still full of demonic emergy, but their body is of a human woman.
>Manticore girl always felt unconfortable with her body growing up.
>Keep feeling like she should not have wings or tail.
>Shaves off all her fur and has no urge to hunt men like a manticore normally has
>Decides after college to undergo the procedures.
>"Mom, Dad? I need to tell you something. I always felt uncomfortable in my body, and I am Transitioning to become a Human"
>Next on A & E: The brave montergirls and their struggles as they transition to become human.
Bedtime stories, discuss.
>>14892982
Delinquent Alice
>>14892988
>read some stuff on Trans people
WHY
>>14892988
for what purpose
>>14892988
Is this bait?
Echidnawho hates kids
>>14892987
Mindflayers.
>>14892982
>>14892987
Easy, just get a nightmare to help you. They can manipulate dreams to make them more favorable and can help you forget easier.
>>14892988
Anon what the fuck are you doing
>>14892990
>salamader telling her daughter of her greatest battles
>Vampire mother telling her daughter of how her father raided her mansion armed only with a dagger and some garlic
>succubus mother retelling the most non lewd romantic times with her husband
>>14893029
>a dagger and some garlic
So she'll have to wait until she's older to hear the version with the whip?
>>14893015
Stupid cute Mink.
>>14893011
Would make a nice story
would she be unable to bear her own children and thus hates them? or is she one of those vengeful lonely types? or is she just a bitch?
things can be done with this
>>14892988
I wonder who can be behind this post
>>14893055
Just hates kids, you go for what her motivation is. Just cause you got a big dick don't mean you got to do porn, ya dig?
>>14893062
>Just cause you got a big dick don't mean you got to do porn
Does not compute. Dick goes in vagina, video goes online!
Vamp mosquito who's hemophobic
stay at home Valkyrie
>>14893065
But you get paid so little, a legit carrier would be more financially beneficial.
>>14893067
Impossible, DE prevents those issues.
I was honestly inspiried by that Pastebin story of the Kikimora who plucked out her own feathers and cut off her bird legs in an attempt to be more human and catch her masters eye.
Then I thought: what if a monster girl was doing similar stuff because she felt like she was born in the wrong body, and wanted to be a human girl?
Elf who hates herself and her big honking knife ears
Pfft. Nothing personnel... kid.
>>14893074
Do you suck dicks?
>>14893074
ARE YOU A PETER PUFFER?
Kunoichi who just wants a normal life but her sisters are always conspiring for her to use her skills.
>>14893084
Too dark. There. I said it.
Clumsy mantis that can't hunt for shit
demon who doesn't like paper work
>>14893084
SHEEP OF THE EDGE
>>14893099
Racist.
Diabetic Honeybee
>>14893113
Nah there's nothing wrong with a bit of color but she's two shades away from being tar black.
>>14893108
Sounds adorable.
Does she have a fat fanny that gets her stuck in small spaces?
>>14893114
Wilford Brimley please.
I want to teach Anubis-Senpai how to masturbate herself.
>Sitting behind her
>One arm around her shoulders to hug her close to your chest
>Looking over her shoulder, you can smell the flowery spiciness of her hair
>Her paws are clutching at your arm like it's the safety harness on a rollercoaster she's about to ride
>With your right hand, you hike up her skirt and tug down her cute pink panties
>Now the lesson can start
>She tenses the moment the tip of your forefinger touches her lips
>Her tail goes wild, wagging back and forth as much as it can trapped between her back and your chest
>You show her how nice it is to rub like that, just over the surface for a little while
>You both sink into a calm little trance as you rub her, spreading warmth and wetness all over her sex
>Anubis-Senpai's breathing slows, syncing with the rise and fall of your chest
>She relaxes to the steady pulse and rhythm of your heartbeat thrumming through her back
>And when you're sure she's lubricated enough, you tell her to watch as you slip your forefinger and middle finger inside
>She feels so lovely, soft and slick as you slide your fingers in
>Pressing against her upper wall, you rub back and forth, holding her close as she leans back and moans, eyes closed as if howling to the moon
>She's so cute when she moans like that
>Wanting to take things further, you show her how to pleasure her clit, and ensure that she's watching, trembling in excitement, as you ever so gently tease into the hood and folds hiding the little nub
>You know the exact moment you brush against it
>Anubis-Senpai goes rigid and tense like lightning is coursing through her entire being
>She lets out a sound somewhere between a happy whine, a sigh of bliss, and a yelp of surprise
>Before settling on gasping when you continue to rub your fingertip over her hypersensitive pearl
>She loses control of every muscle in her body, only stopped from sinking to the floor in incontinent pleasure by your strong grip across her shoulders
>Your hand is covered in fluid, warm, but quickly cooling in the open air
>You can just about feel the contractions of her inner walls as she climaxes uncontrollably
>Even when it's over, her legs are jelly, to wonderfully weak and wobbly to stand on
>So you sit as you are, letting Anubis-Senpai lean back against you
>It looks like she enjoyed her lesson.
>>14893112
Oh god, now if we had a picture of her posing with kukris or some totally impractical fantasy blades.
>>14893123Both me, what now nigga
>>14893129
Guntana
Pacifist nerdy Hinwzumi
>>14893132
Give me a fat bottomed mantis and get the honeybee some insulin.
>>14893125
This is just plain wrong! You shouldn't joke about Dickless-kouhai's problems!
>>14893140
No, a katana and a revolver, and she plays Russian roulette with the revolver before every battle!
>>14893140
I was thinking more along the lines of completely useless spikes and weird shaped ones.
>>14893153
How about dual-wielding keyblades?
>>14892988
The whole body dysmorphia idea is interesting. Imagine a harpy who thought she was a lizardgirl, and refused to fly, who genuinely thought she had a tail.
Giant Slug Ballroom Dancer
>>14893158
It's funny because birds evolved from dinosaurs!
>>14893156
Works for the useless fronts, but those don't look dangerous enough. Give me a minute.
>>14893170
How about dual wielding gun-keyblades?
>>14893146
>Dickless-kouhai's problems!
Eh?
>>14893171
>gun-keyblades
That's not actually a thing, is it?
>>14893175
That greentext at the start of the thread was written last thread, when someone told us his lifetime of masturbating prone has had serious ramifications for his dick and that he now has to learn how to fap with his hands.
Anubis-senpai likes to help, you know.
>>14893181
No but we can make them a thing.
>>14893171
Ok, yeah that sounds ridiculous enough.
>>14893194
Don't forget that one has to be jet-black and the other has to be pearly white.
>>14892806
>>14893187
Oh, right.I genuinely just want to lovingly finger an anubis to orgasm, though.
>>14893197
You are wonderful Sketch-kun.
>>14893197
Eh, she'll be okay.
>>14893197
Luckily Ushi-Oni are Deadpool-tier indestructible!
>>14893112
am i missing a joke?
>>14893195
Not black and red? She already has white hair. Wool. Fluff, whatever.
>>14893244
You make a good point, but now we can't call them Ebony & Ivory or Yin & Yang.
>You will never take a nip of potent Hellhound milk, straight from the source, and then gently cradle her boob and exclaim: "Now THAT is a spicy meatball!"
The red one could be Sin and the black one Punishment.
>>14893259
No, red is Passion, black is Oblivion. It's not a reference to anything, just something only she understands through her unique suffering.
>>14893264
I am holding my head in shame.
>>14893258
Now that's a depressing thought.
>your Hellhound will never unleash her lust on you after you hook her up to a Holstaurs milking machine
>>14893272
Pfft, it's cool. Not like ANYONE gets her.
