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>>14672408
She's ugly! Ugly!
>>14672408
What is that
Please don't bully the alps.
Kelpgirl needs a better translated name, i think. Good design, though.
I really like her expression.
>>14672411
its aseaweed girl
Kikis are olev.
So I just caught up with the last thread before it archived. Draugrs are super OP, I can't believe Skyrim made them the mookest of the mooks.
Also the new girl is nice. I'm guessing some kind of drowned undead, maybe? I mean, it seems possible, given her coloring.
>>14672411
Kelp
>>14672408
What happens if she falls into a vat filled with the Bacchus orders alcohol?
I want to take my Kobold daughter out for a stroll on a cool autumn morning. I'll let her ride on my shoulders so she can try to pull the colorful leaves off the trees we walk under.
>>14672408
She going to leave a mess in the house!
>>14672411
Flowkelp
>>14672408
>It's an aquatic monstergirl
>But not a shark girl
So close
Posting this again because last thread was on its dying breath
http://pastebin.com/GWUm8pum
Also giev orc grill pictures
>>14672419
She's a plant-type, according to early translation.
Looks pretty good so far too, let me dig up the profile posted last thread
>>14672430
posters like you are really obnoxious
>>14672437
Ah, interesting. Thanks much.
>>14672372
Yep, you're right but for some reasons, she has no difficulty to speak with other girls like Eponine. Most of the avatar's supports suck.
>>14672399
Scary, but I like it.
A yandere March Hare imagining that you want to fuck someone else is creepy.
>>14672431
You could gander through Sca's tumblr.
Nigga has a muscular Orc girl OC.
>>14672440
posters like you are really obnoxious
>>14672442
Not the same anon, but here is the partial translation >>14671005
>>14672459
Thanks. I couldn't find it in the archives for some reason.
>>14672459
Thank you. I like this girl, she's an absolute cuddlebug.
>>14672410
You're ugly! Ugly!
>>14672430
>shark girl
Too easy. Maybe next sea MG.
>it's a yeti hug ambush.
Everyday that passes, and every time I feel the cold sting of betrayal and reality, seeing people I used to like get outed as either horrible people or end up dead, having things I care about ruined or ded, and the ones I love have the worse happen, I learn that Mindflayers really aren't that bad.
I want to move all my stuff into a secluded cabin with her, completely self sufficient, and live there with the Mindflayer wiping out all the bitter memories and making me believe it's still the 90s/2000s, and looping that forever.
>>14672477
People go numb when they learn to see.
>>14672464
>>14672468
You're welcome.
I think that she is one of my favorites even with the partial translation.
>Mandragora and plant girl
>Sea monster
>Slimy
>Sticky sex
>Clingy and loves hugs
>Agressive loli form
>Could be a yandere because of clinginess and eating seaweeds
>can move more easily than Alraunes, other plant girls and water MGs without magic
>>14672477
I think even the Mindflayer would advise you to seek medical attention.
>>14672408
I like the design but the girl itself doesn't do much for me. Who knows though, threadcanon might inject some personality into her.
>>14672473
>Everyone was cuddled
>No one stayed a virgin or single.
>>14672477
I know the feeling anon, I had three "close" friends and without going too far into blog territory they all ended up being terrible pieces of shit.
I'd rather take comfort in a Yeti than a mindflayer though, hugs are reassuring.
>>14672408
What is it about cuddlebugs that are so damn appealing?
>>14672473
>Clubbing yetis like baby seals
I don't even give a shit about them but that's kinda harsh.
>>14672485
she teams up with Cooked Rice Girl and Reverse Mermaid and is the girl that holds the team together
>>14672491
Slimy and sticky cuddles
>>14672479
It's like what Lovecraft wrote about, how Knowledge wasn't inherently a good thing, and sometimes what we know will drive us mad. Obviously not to the same scale, but it's still rings true that we can learn things we don't want to know. Truth is not always the best, but it is still real, and that can make it worse.
>>14672484
Why? It'd just be us. We could live together in the cabin, and enjoy ourselves. We could watch movies and play video games we know are good. Movie has a shit sequel, or video game franchise goes downhill? She can just eliminate that from my mind, I'll always think Jurassic Park was a stand alone movie, that the Gamecube was the last Nintendo console, and so on. She could shape my reality to be perfect. And it'd just be the two of us, if someone else accidentally interrupted she could send them on their way and fix that in my head.
We could live in a happy idealistic paradise, free from the cruel reality outside. No cable, not even Internet access. Just us, the outside world and whatever goes down out there would be its problem, not ours.
>>14672477
I understand completely. At least there's Trump and /mgt/
Smug wife.
>>14672533
Squeaky clean more like it.
>>14672419
>Draugrs are super OP, I can't believe Skyrim made them the mookest of the mooks.
I know, right? They are like liches and wights rolled into one. I really should write about one.
>>14672533
Shiny wife.
>>14672505
As a fellow Mindflayer lover I understand your point of view
But I still think that life would become better by simply embracing insanity and having sex 24/7
Nothing to worry about, just pure pleasure all the time
>>14672555
Wife is always shiny.
>>14672552
I always thought Draugr was like the viking name for zombies, made sense to think like that seeing the skyrim things.
>>14672566
Na, different cultures have similar beings but place a different power level to them. One culture's shambling corpse is another's mist-walking magic super warrior
>>14672560
Do you polish wife?
>>14672569
>mist-walking magic super warrior
KC better add some of those.
>>14672584
Isn't that the Jiang Shi, or however its spelled, already though?
Has he even made those or am I confusing it with the one the crab made?
How would my Flowkelp GF act if she found a half-empty palette of seaweed snacks in my pantry?
>Zipangu is Japan
>Mist continent is China
>Order territory is Europe
>The America equivalent is all but confirmed with American monster girls in future
Will KC ever explore African monster girls? There's probably some really obscure stuff out there he could use and some obvious ones like Lions.
>>14672598
Jiang-Shi are hopping Chinese Vampires that get stronger as they mature.
>>14672604
>Seasoned
You get a milf ara ara flowkelp?
>>14672604
She'd probably throw them all out and start sulking with a pout on her face, to a Flowkelp that's probably only slightly bellow cheating.
>>14672607
>All the Egyptian monstergirls
>Not African
What?
>>14672607
>African monster girls
>Literally chocolate kingdom
Not sure if want.
>>14672607
He's already done Egypt, that's about as far into Africa as anybody wants to go.
>>14672608
Yeah but has KC done a version of them? They'd be in the mist continent so there's your mist walker.
>>14672607
>Melon girls and harpy mcnuggets
>>14672620
>Yeah but has KC done a version of them? They'd be in the mist continent so there's your mist walker.
I suppose so in that regard.
>>14672577
In some definition of the word, yes.
>>14672618
We Afrika Korps now
>>14672620
>Yeah but has KC done a version of them?
How do you forget them when they're only a few releases ago?
>>14672614
>>14672620
Well sure Egypt is in Africa but it's not exactly lions, giraffes and monkeys Africa. KC's version wouldn't strictly have to be a 3rd world shithole either.
>>14672618
>Not sure if want.
You know you want it. He could even get an African tribal theme going with the head dresses, spears and shields.
>>14672607
>American
we already have some though, wendigo for example.
>african
Did you forget that egypt is in africa? Anubis, khepri, and Apophis.
>>14672629
Nobody really talks about them as far as I've seen.
>>14672633
>wendigo
She's Canadian. You should have said Thunderbird, dum-dum.
>>14672505
Bad anon
>>14672533
You too
>>14672636
>Canada isn't America
>Wendigos weren't from tribes in the US too
Full retard.
Guy I was replying to forgot South America which is honestly more ripe for MGs than Africa.
>>14672636
Not him but Wendigo myths were shared by a ton of East Coast tribes. It's not really "Canadian"
>You will never touch Anubis' paw pads
Why live
>>14672636
>A Wendigo is a half-beast creature appearing in the legends of the Algonquian peoples along the Atlantic Coast and Great Lakes Region of both the United States and Canada
>>14672607
>American monster girls
Mothman and Wendingo
Oh and we have Egypt for Africa. But yeah I would like to see more.
>>14672647
They would be all tough and gross with all the work she does.
>>14672656
>with all the work she does
You mean all the work she makes the slaves do.
>>14672661
Fine. All the standing around she does.
>>14672636
You're a fucking idiot.
>>14672664
You mean all the sitting on a certain slave she does.
>>14672656
>implying they wouldn't be polished to a mirror sheen and smooth as silk due to the sbrasiveness of the sand, like using a pumice stone
>>14672671
She can't sit on him all day. he crawls too slowly.
>>14672678
>he crawls too slowly
Piggy back rides.
>>14672638
Anon, escapism is the only reason I'm still here.
>>14672641
The only ones we have for south America are Amazons but they are more known for their greek origins.
KC says in the Q&A that he would Aztec MGs but not in the near future.
>>14672683
He gets tired out from carrying her on his back all day.
>>14672693
Well then maybe she should personally punish him for being so weak, in her own quarters of course.
>>14672671
>>14672678
>Anubis sitting on a slave bench under a palm tree, overseeing the construction of the empire's newest monument
>Pinches the guy's butt every once in awhile to make him crawl to keep up with the changing shade as the sun moves across the sky.
>>14672697
Maybe if she walked more, she wouldn't be so heavy.
>>14672638
Fuck you, Marche. I couldn't care less if being here for my escapist fantasies is unhealthy.
I could be doing a lot worse.
>>14672704
>Flustered and angry Anubis noises
Anon you can't just say that about a lady!
>>14672692
>TFW no Coatlicue GF
Just rip my fucking heart out and then kick me down the long-ass stone stairs of a temple, at the bottom of which my crumpled body will finally come to a rest, in order to appease the gods.
>>14672698
>not having already trained the slave to keep track of the shade automatically
This worthless Anubis doesn't know how to keep things efficient.
>You're waifu's shocked face when you show her your big thickstack of divorce papers
>>14672710
It's true. All the slaves make fun of her when she's not looking. For such a hardass, she's very lazy.
>>14672692
>KC says in the Q&A that he would Aztec MGs but not in the near future.
Didn't he say that a long time ago?
Anyway KC has so many MGs planned along with more world building and lore, and we have no idea about his priorities so trying to guess what's coming next is nearly impossible
>>14672721
>IN TRIPLICATE
>>14672725
Well its not her job to do all the heavy lifting! Its your own fault for getting captured and put to work!
>>14672720
>Taking away an overseer's flirtation perks in the name of efficiency
You monster!
>>14672721
I don't know about her face, but mine would be pretty smug.
>>14672731
The only reason the slaves haven't revolted is because of the guards. Nobody takes a soft Anubis seriously.
>>14672721
This sounds like a great idea if your goal if to get raped senseless until you give up your body, heart and soul to your waifu by pledging absolute loyalty to her
MGs probably don't have any concept of divorce or breakup
>>14672743
Oh great job anon just look at what you've done, you've made her run off and cry.
>>14672726
Yes, he answered that in the first session.
For worldbuilding and predicting, it was easy for the Wonderland ones, since their profiles almost followed.
Same with the Lovecraftian ones like Mindflayer and Shoggoth.
Maybe we'll get more MGs who are Bacchus followers.
I also think that the 200th MG will be something like the Lilim. Maybe one of the goddesses' daughters, a Sephiram or a Lilim/Alice hybrid like the Queen of the hearts.
Besides that, yeah it's hard. I wonder what we'll get next time.
>>14672387
Except the quoted question did not make it clear it was about the breasts growing at will. So its unclear if KC simply thought the person was one of those people who like gigantic breasts and wanted to know the max size KC would accept.
In the actual profile the idea that they can freely control their breast size came from someone who wasn't the usual translator. The usual translator translated the caption as referring to them freely controlling the shape of their breasts to give the man the most pleasure.
I suppose anyone here who knows Japanese and has seen the Japanese caption could clarify though. I can post the latter if need be (would have to remove or censor the art though, because nipples).
>>14672408
>"Mr human? (I wish I knew his name..) Please come out. There's no need to be afraid"
>"I promise I won't hurt you..please?" (I want to hug him so bad..)
>>14672751
*seraphim
>>14672750
Maybe she'll learn a lesson and improve herself.
Flow Kelp actually makes sense as an ultra clingy type, it must be terribly lonely to aimlessly drift about the oceans for so long.
>>14672767
That and seaweed has a tendency to get caught on your leg when swimming and never lets go
At all
>>14672763
I wonder if they still restrain you if you willingly get naked and go near them.
>>14672758
I... never looked at her face. I was just like "Seaweed. Cool" Why is she so cute? What did KC do? She looks sad and lonely, why do i jut wanna hold her? Is it a trap? Is this how they get men?
>>14672776
>>14672767
Obviously meant for that one.
>>14672758
I really love her facial expression, it's different from KC's usual stuff.
I want to hug a kelp so bad.
>>14672778
>>14672782
And two more lost.
>>14672408
if you rip/cut off all the seaweed, she's just a QT gloomy girl underneath, right?
>>14672758
Seaweed a shit.
>>14672782
yeah MGs he draws typically look confident.
>>14672656
Anubis paws are interesting and varied.
Typically, the pawpads on the feet will be rather tough, due to walking and having weight put on them. That's where a real deep, slow massage would come in handy. Really just commit yourself and get some moisturiser, some therapeutic oils, and rub them in, true and deep. Don't stop until your anubis is so melty she looks like a chocolate ice cream girl.
The hands are usually a different matter. Anubi don't usually engage in extremely demanding handiwork, so these paws are normally soft, delicate and sensitive. Maybe even overly so.
Here, a more... stimulating touch is required. Keep things light, but not too light.
Start with giving her those nice little shivers, tracing just the absolute tips of your fingers, though never too many at once, across her centre pawpad in slow, circular motions.
Once you've built her up some, taking a single paw in both hands and using your thumbs for some wholesome massaging will be rather effective. But don't forget that a tender touch will work well between her knuckles, and between her digits too. Playing and toying with (but never truly rubbing against) the grain of her soft, sensitive fur here will definitely make an anubis squirm and sigh in a most delightful manner, too.I may not be Massage Anon, but I'll be damned if I let him outdo me when it comes to Anubis Care and Appreciation.
>>14672776
They love to wrap themselves all around you.
So, you'll just have to go with the Flow. The Kelp can't help herselp... self.
So apparently the lingerie this Cheshire has on is the next keyhole sweater if you know what I mean.
>>14672598
KC made a jiang-shi too. They're noted for super strength, martial arts, physical maintenance, etc.
>>14672758
>>14672408
>>14672604
BULLYABLE
BULLY ABLE
ABLE TO BE BULLIED
>>14672758
>>14672782
I can see it now. She'd definitely be the kind who would cry on your shoulder as you spoon. Tries to shrug it off as her being extra wet, but in reality she's just so happy to have found her one and only.
>>14672814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q39D9d-DKA
Bully the seaweed
>MG Wild West
>Lilim bored of the high fantasy schtick calls out to any man or woman to face her in a quick-draw match
>HFW the Anon she's been watching since birth like a Seraphim would comes out and goes
>"I'm your huckleberry"
>>14672814
Bully!
>>14672789
Sorta. She'd have no feet and possibly no lower arms and hands (all depends on if she has human hands folded behind her back).
Oops, sorry, I misunderstood something in the Kelp's profile.
She doesn't live at the bottom of the sea, she drifts along the sea's surface, just staring at the ocean floor all day.
>>14672833
Monsters watching their husband from birth is lovely.
>>14672844
oh, thats kinda neat
>>14672754
There is also someone asking if Minotaurs can change their breast size.
It implies that Holstaurs can do it.
I don't remember if the people who ask the questions are japs though.
>>14672844
Does that mean one can gander at some fat Kelp ass without issue?
>>14672844
That is so retardedly moe, especially considering her disposition. God damn. Definitely one of my faves all around.
>>14672855
Just don't get too close
>>14672855
It specifically says that they only move fast when a man gets too close, so yeah you can scope dat ass from a far.
>>14672847
It's not.
>>14672862
Yes it is.
>>14672862
How so?
>>14672855
Her ass would be covered in kelp and hair. You probably wouldn't even be able to recognize her.
>>14672844
>She just drifts along all day, watching the sea floor
>'Ah... the Sea Bishop is going at it again with her husband' (I wish I had a man to hug me like that...)
>'I wonder what it's like... to freely move about in the oceans like they do... (It must be fun...)"
>'Maybe some day I'll find my destined beloved... (Ahn... I want to wear that sea stone like an engagement ring)'
>'I'm sorry I can't be like other girls for you (I just want to be loved...)'
>>14672844
Means it's easier to find one and take her home.
I wouldn't mind switching out my carpet for tiles if it meant I could have a cute Kelp wife.
>>14672604
I really liked these when they first came out, but nowadays I don't know what's going on with quality control.
My first batch was figuratively perfect. Nice and crisp, with just a touch of salt to give a nice taste.
Then they added too much salt.
Then after they fixed that, they made them really oily. I could see just green oil at the bottom of my plastic cup/tray.
This made them really soggy, sometimes.
And when that got fixed, the salt issue popped up again.
I just wish they made 'em like they first did.
/blog
>>14672854
This is how that question was answered:
>Like human, each species of mamono can have individual difference. So there can be individuals with large breasts or small ones. Unlike Holstaurs, they can't be milked unless they get pregnant. The quantity and quality of their milk is no match to Holstaurs, but it is still delicious because they are mamonos of cow.
So again it looks like something may have been lost in the translation as KC seemed to think the person was asking about the sizes minotaur breasts could be. He never addressed the idea of them changing sizes.
>>14672859
Aww yeah, now I can only for some art of big Kelp butts in the future.
>>14672868
It's the sign of a very mentally unstable woman that would not make a very good wife.
>>14672872
I know that feel anon, they used to be so good.
I wonder if Mandragora species have some kind of running gimmick of plant parts that you nibble and suck on.
>>14672876
>monstergirl
>mental instability
No need to project 3D stuff onto monstergirls friendo.
>>14672870
>TFW other sea MGs get creeped out by her when they notice her floating while staring at them with full on "JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~" sound effects
>>14672844
She really is just like kelp
>Floating along the surface
>Staring down at the ocean floor
>Watching that nice Kraken lady help a bunch of sailors from a sinking shipWhich she totally didn't sink herself
>Watching another guy unsuspectingly be dragged to 'The Cave' by a group of dolphin mermaids
>Directing a Sea Bishop as to where her lost tablet is
>Saying hi toChulhu
>Waving at a bunch of Barnacle girls who share her loneliness
>Admiring a Crabgirl going off to walk on land
>She wished she could do that
>She'd probably meet a nice guy. They come from the surface
>She just wants to hug something
>She outstretches her arms and embraces the sea
>You can't hug water
>She ends up hugging herself>Underwater, no one can see you cry
>>14672833
>Seraphim
I love that Seraphim MG idea.
>>14672844
She becomes much cuter
>>14672876
But anon, Yuki Onnas and Shirohebis are mentally unstable women and they are known for being good wives.
>>14672880
Except for the kesaran. She wants you to inhale her fluff.
>>14672787
>"No no...please...don't struggle. I wasn't lying when I said I wasn't going to hurt you."
>"Just relax and let me hug you more. Your skin feels so nice..."
>"Please...I don't want to be alone anymore.."
>>14672880
Most MGs species have a gimmick so probably.
>>14672883
>>14672890
Anon, crazy women are not good for you. Have some self respect and go find a normal woman.
>>14672885
I'm sure she''ll wash up on beach someday.
What would a Kelpjob feel like?
I want to tease a flowkelps ears
Official Flowkelp theme-song incoming: https://youtu.be/lAF8D0ugyVk
>>14672902
You may not realize it, but yanderes are love.
Shame that yandere monstergirls are lacking in the art department.
>>14672904
Moist
>>14672844
SKETCH ANON, I NEED YOU Please draw Kelp-chan just floating face down in the water, occasional bubbles rising to the surface.
>>14672911
with limp arms and legs dangling in the water too
>>14672911
They actually don't need to breathe
>>14672914
She does it for fun because floating face down in the water is all she can do all day
>>14672909
Yandere a shit, mentally stable waifus are much better.
>>14672902
Are you kidding me anon?
All the non agressive MGs from Zipangu are considered to be good wives and housewives.
I like other girls like Inaris but yanderes are also good wives and nice as long as you're not an asshole.
>>14672890
There were several people who seemed to like that particular MG idea, but I know it'd be hard to envision one without going full Ilias mode.
>>14672903
>A big wave causes her to wash up on the shore
>So this is sand...
>She can hug it
>She ends up sitting there on the shore hugging the ground, in content to feel something solid she can hug
>Since she barely uses her arms, it's a slow process
>Suddenly, boy spotted!
>This was her moment
>With such speed, such vigour, she begins to crawl towards the unsuspecting man
>She's unsurprisingly not as fast on land then in the sea
>Another wave blows in and begins to pull her back to the sea
>A muffled "Nooooooo" causes the boy to look around in confusion just to miss her
>Back to foating again
>But at least she brought some sand that she could hug
>The flow of the water causes it to break apart in her hands
>[Crying Intensifies]
>>14672917
>Kelp girl blowing bubbles
>They have a tendency to brush her cheeks>It's the closest she'll ever feel of the gentle touch of someone caressing her cheek
>>14672891
>Kesaran Pasaran.
Also known as one of the most forgettable and ignored MGs.
Poor girl.
I just want to fuck the smug right out of a Cheshire!
>>14672925
>That last bit
Fuck you you made me remember the raccoon and cotton candy
>>14672925
silly anon, she doesn't have hands
>>14672932
>She actually doesn't
I've been looking at this picture the wrong way
Serves me right for being mean and bullying
Kelp girl would find a good friend in Tentacle girl.
>>14672925
THIS GIRL NEEDS SOME HEALING
>>14672927
>Kelp blowing bubbled mid -daydream
>The bubble brushes her cheek
>It tickles and she giggles, brushing away an imagined hand
>"Stoop~"
>She freezes, and her face falls.
>She blushes in shame, and for once is thankful of her loneliness. Atleast no one saw that.
>She goes back to floating silently upon the ocean surface
>>14672951
I bet the few Kelps that live on the surface are daki owners.
>>14672944
I agree, as flowkelp and tentacle are my two favorite monster girl species. They would both just hug each other and talk together, waiting to finally find a guy who likes them for who they are.
PLS DON'T BULLY THE KELP
Would a Tentacle want toplay with your prostate?
>>14672914
In still water plants (and algae) will actually build up enough oxygen to create bubbles that eventually rise to the surface if they get big enough to slip off the plant. I've seen it happen in my aquariums.
>>14672948
I volunteer to heal this sweet and lonely girl's heart, by letting her hug me and nuzzle into my chest. I will also be supplying her with my own cuddles and plenty of head pats.
>>14672962
>Kelp girl bumps her head on something
>She looks to see that it's some sort of long, almost tube-like pillow of sorts
>Their seems to be an image on both sides but it's faded
>>She ends up holding onto it before it drifts off
>Pulling it close to her and hugging it
>And hugging it tighter
>And tighter
>And rubbing her head onto the middle part
>Not even noticing she curled her legs up close to it>This is the closest she's ever been to hugging anything that she didn't realize she was moving on her own
>>14672975
I want to bully her with my dick while a Kraken holds her limbs for me.
>>14672980
Huh. The more you know.
>>14672975
Bullying the Kelp is fun.
>>14672924
Yeah I remember it was mentionned in the previous thread.
>Illias mode
Yeah I guess, it could be bad especially if they are Lilims counterparts, they could beat or even kill any monsters without problems.
>>14672975
They like being bullied by your dick, then they bully you in their loli forms.
>>14672981
Just imagine being the guy who decided to hug a Kelp girl when she wasn't expecting it
>She's surprised to feel someone embrace her
>She looks and sees that it's a human and is utterly shocked by this.
>She slowly reaches out and returns the hug, afraid that this is just some kind of dream
>When she realizes that it isn't she hugs more earnestly with everything she has and starts crying, being happiest she's ever been in years.
Was getting raped part of your plan?
>>14672995
yes
>>14672408
I want a... whatever the fuck that is to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want her laugh so hard she can't do whatever those things do!
>>14672995
Of course.
>>14673002
she'd never laugh though, only be immeasurably glad that you have it and it's hers. She'd love and cherish it so much that its size would become utterly inconsequential to her. She'd want to be close to it, and you, all day, so she knows you're real, so she knows she has you, so she knows you won't leave her
>>14673003
Well congratulations you got yourself raped. Now whats the next step in your master plan?
>>14672993
This sir, is my ultimate dream right here. I find the flowkelp appeals to me and making someone you lovely feel happy is one best feelings ever. I want to hold her tight to my chest and have listen to my heartbeat, telling its real and so is my love for her.
>>14673012
To have my pelvis crashed, with survivors.
If monstergirls were actually real, wouldn't you guys be worried they only wanted your spirit energy, and only claimed to love you to keep their food source happy?
I was just thinking, how could you tell they were being sincere?
Seaweed pussy
>>14673026
How can you tell anyone is being sincere?
How do you know somebody really loves you for you, rather than because the simple human need for companionship draws them to you?
>>14673026
You're assuming a monstergirl would want to keep me in the first place.
>>14673026
How can you tell the people in your life really love you and are not using you? Even if they only used you for sex, they would love you and be open about it.
>>14673010
>Anon has his penis laughed at by most if not all MGs
>When he encounters and is caught by a Flowkelp and she sees his penis he expects her to laugh at his penis as usual.
>But instead she smiles and admires it and starts to have sex with him.
>After that she embraces him closely, keeping his penis deep inside her, wanting to enjoy the feeling for as long as possible.
>At long last Anon's quest to have MGs laugh at his penis has come to end.
>>14673026
That's why you go for the one that wants to start a family with you
>>14673041
That one is easy: They don't.
>>14673026
>implying monstergirls would even want me in the first place
>>14673028
While fat cat ass is preferable, seaweed pussy doesn't sound all that bad either.
>>14673026
Dunno, if out of the endless sea of cocks, she chose mine specifically, I'd be pretty stoked
I want to catch a kelp in my fishing net and throw her back into the water after telling her she's not what I wanted
>>14673026
They don't cheat on you anyway so who cares. That's make them better than human women already.
Kelp girl's profile isn't even out in full yet, and already we've imprinted our own desires onto her personality to make her downright sweet and irresistible.
How lovely.
>>14673071
There may not be anymore heroes left in man. But at least there will always be villains.
>>14673077
You must be new here.
>>14673050
Don't cut yourself on that edge.
>>14673081
Nope. I know it's not a particularly odd occurrence; merely pointing it out.
>>14673071
She'll take you with her.
>>14673086
>edgy
I don't think it means what you think it means.
>>14673090
Look, I know that pointing out the obvious is an honored tradition in the fence kingdom, but it's really not appropriate here.
>>14673026
I thought we start that shit during weekends.
>>14673099
Come on now.
>>14673086
He's right.
>>14673086
>pointing out that 3DPD is shit is edgy
Ok.
>>14673099
>fence kingdom
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>14673108
You know you love it.
>>14673026
>Trusting monster girls
>Ever
What a fool.
>>14673026
>implying you could discern that from a normal woman
If nothing else, monsters have the whole feral honesty thing going for them. They may throw you down, break your limbs and pelvis, and ride you till the holstaurs come home (and beyond if they are holstaurs), but for the most part they won't mess with your head solely for the purposes of just causing pain.
Unless, you know, that's your thing.
>>14673026
Change food for money and there you go.
Hnnnngh.
>>14673121
You can leave.
>>14673026
This actually does worry me, I wish I could meet a sincere monster girl that actually wants me for my personality, are these kind of monster girls out their?
>>14673121
Paladin out
>>14673132
>>14673141
Monster girls are only good for a quick fuck, that's all.
>>14673121
>fornicating with monsters
>the year of our lady Illias + 1
Absolutely disgusting.
>>14673129
Lucky motherfucker.
>>14673138
No. They're not real. Monstergirls are works of fiction.
They're about as sincere or disingenuous as the transistors that make up the bytes of storage in a computer the monster girl's profile image is saved on.
>>14673138
Plenty. Some mgs are pickier when choosing a man. All of them come around to loving you anyway.
>>14673138
Are you kidding me anon? Monster girls would only like you for your dick. Everything else about you they'll change to suit their preferences.
>>14673129
This yukionna is so pure.
>>14673155
As pure as driven snow, you might say.
>>14673152
You sure man, how do I tell if their pretending to be nice and like my personality? I just want to find someone fictional I can trust and be safe/comfortable around.
>>14673151
>No. They're not real.
Why do you have to remind me I'm going to die alone
>>14673166
>I just want to find someone fictional I can trust and be safe/comfortable around.
You never will because you have trust issues
>>14673153
Are you that one *dom shitposter from a few days back and beyond?
>inb4 "stop boogeymanning me!"
Your schtick is easy to follow.
>>14673164
Fixing to get plowed like snow, too.
>>14673146
Ilias? Isn't that the insane personification of light that got killed after she plunged the world into war and tried to become a perfect being of absolute power?
>>14673129
Manga?
>>14673166
Read the profiles and the world guide.
>>14673176
She did nothing wrong.
>>14673169
Because life is harsh.
>>14673175
>snow pussy
not sure if want
>>14673170
>not having trust issues
It's like you never met people.
>>14673170
Actually you're quite correct sir. Monster girls can be quite terrifying and finding one to trust can be a daunting task,but nothing get's done sitting around. So I'll head out into the world and see if I can't find a partner I can trust!!
>>14673178
Hell Teacher Nube
>>14673196
I never said I didn't have them too.
>>14673199
Fair enough.
