Introducing the drunken goat Christmas Cake.
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She'd be better if the fur only went up to mid thigh.
Still alright though, I can just headcanon that.
>>14602007
She could just use magic to remove some of the hair down there.
>>14602004
>I missed the reaction to the new girl
Damn it!What's she called and is her profile translated yet?
>>14602012
>What's she called
Satyros
>and is her profile translated yet?
Swiss Momo translated it roughly.
>>14602018
>Swiss Momo translated it roughly.
He gave a translation of the tweet that came with her, not he profile.
>>14602021
Oh.
>>14602004
Think those are real grapes?
Making your daughterus wear lewd, skintight latex outfits is olev.
>>14602027
I don't see why not, especially if it means she can snack on the go.
>>14601973
>She's so horny now that she just pushes you down and hops on your raging hard on.
>She rides you like you're Black Beauty, her cumstuffed belly jiggling wildly with every thrust.
>She milks you all night, the other Saryros cheering her on and fingering themselves.
>Every time you cum you stretch her already distended belly even further with literal gallons of semen.
Yes. So much yes.
>>14602029
Every monster is better with latexand mega holst milk
>>14602007
>Not liking hairy girls
Pleb.
>>14602004
Hornjob a thing when?
>>14602007
I like a girl with some hair on her though
Pubes a best
>>14602037
Looks like impregnation has been guaranteed at that point.
>>14602055
My fellow kin of African descent.
>>14602055
>>14602059
>being wrong
I'm not even mad, just disappointed.
I'm just glad that KC started the year on a good note after the long break and leaving 2015 on a furry.
>>14602004
You should see how she mows my lawn
>>14602091
>cleaning the house with Satyros onee-san
>after some particularly sweaty yard work you decide to refresh with a bottle of honey-dabbed Holstaur milk
>Satyros onee-san wanders in with some empty beer bottles in tow and grins at you>"Ey kiddo, ever wonder what a goats milk tastes like?"'>She says while squeezing a breast and biting her lower lip
Maids are olev
>>14602099
You're late.
>>14602104
Took a wrong turn and wound up in the wrong thread.
>>14602004
I want Satyros onee-san to wake me up everyday and giggle at my morning wood!
>>14602096
>onee-san
I'm was always neutral about that but it's getting overused as fuck lately desu
Why not just a grill without that onee bullshit and other boya/kiddo's stuff?
>>14602117
But it makes my dick hard.
>>14602053
Perhaps with some lube.
>>14602117
Because incest is hot.
>>14602117
Sabbath shill pls go
>>14602021
from the website actually, as its a bit longer
>goat type beastmen who are followers of [Bacchus], deity of alcohol. As they are playboys, or rather playgirls, that love booze, music and men over anything else, these girls will try to persuade men who strike their fancy. They also make moves on women, so they seem to be quite the problem children
they also seem to make some fine "Satyros wine"
>>14602139
>Bacchus confirmed to exist
Oh boy, get ready for Hedonist monstergirls.
Also they're flirts? That's hotter than it should be.Watch out, she'll seduce you, your sister, and your cousin and that'll be an awkward morning after.
>>14602004
Drunken niggers pls.
>>14602145
or just a normal morning in Alabama
>>14602117
This
It's getting to commercial anon-tier obnoxious
>>14602133
You obviously don't have sisters IRL
It's shit
>>14602146
go away mop water thrower
>>14602117
don't listen to her guys, she's just that Baphomet from the last thread who got her heart broken because the guy she liked is now dating her Satyros older sister
I want to play XCOM with a Beagle Kobold!
>>14602150
You say that about everything you don't like.
>>14602150
We get it, you don't like your sister. So no need to project your problems onto the thread again man.
I want a satyros to laugh at my tiny penis!
I want her to continue giggling into her drink for the rest of the evening!
I want her to get shitfaced and shout out to everyone in the bar how small my penis is!
>>14602168
We get it, you're into penis humiliation.
You don't have to post about it in every thread.
>>14602168
hey man I understand that you have a fetish, I have a few too, but could you please take a step back, breathe deeply, and FUCK YOUR OWN FACE
>>14602117
It's shit but at least it seems like transgenders posters died down
Which is strange now that I think about it.
Are alpfags and oneefags the same crowd that latched onto something new?
>>14602150
>commercial anon-tier
No it isn't. To get that bad he's have to post a large number of them every single thread. Commercial's mistakes were flooding the threads with his shit, acting like the annoyance was only from one anon, then giving this fictional stalker a stupid name.
>>14602177
Yes anon it's all a big conspiracy to make the thread literally explode and to make Tumblr win the internet.
>>14602172
And what a stupid fetish it is, holy shit.
>>14602150
>I hate my sister
That's all you have to say anon.
>>14602145
>Satyros gets your human sister drunk and walks her home arm in arm
>She licks your lips when she realises her new catch has a brother
>Your sister is acting funny too and her breath stinks like alcohol
>Before you can figure out what's going on they both force themselves on you while giggling like drunks
>When you wake up the Satyros is nowhere to be seen
>The one that was originally a Satyros anyway
>Your sister pokes her head out from under the blanket with two new horns protruding from her head
>"Anon, be a good brother and fetch me some wine"
Drunken hedonists are right up my alley.
Put'em up humie, this is a robbery!
Hand over all your valuables and maybe we won't drag you back to the Steppes and kept as a slave!
Perhaps sell you to a passing Tanuki...or maybe keep you for ourselves for pleasure!
>>14602150
>You obviously don't have sisters IRL
So by this logic people who like monster girl mothers don't have mothers? Seems legit, no flaws in this argument.
3d =/= 2d.
>>14602212
Just give me to the Tanuki.
>>14602212
>horse pussy thinks she's tough
Oh please, get outa here before you hurt yourself.
Low level chumps.
>>14602212
>Humie
You can't fool me. You're just two orcs in a horse costume.
>>14602207
I'm questioning why the original Satyros wouldn't stay too.
Good drinks, good fun, good sex. It's everything they love.I think we finally found a good drinking buddy for Onis.
>>14602156
I should probably let that game finish downloading so I can actually play it.
>>14602217
I have a sister and the whole incest thing creeps me out.
I'd imagine monstergirls are different though, being desperate for a dwindling supply of potential partners. The whole thing does nothing for me but I can see the logic in the setting for it.
>>14602230
She's in the kitchen checking the beer/wine supplies, an experienced drunkard works fast.
>>14602004
Look at this smug face, this Goat Girl knows her horn-playing is going to get her laid.
>>14602230
Guys guys...Monster Girl drinking contests.
>>14602242
I have a sister and incest doesn't bother me at all, because I'm capable of separating fantasy from reality.
>>14602250
She'd win me over if she could do successful covers of Chuck Mangione stuff.
>>14602250
>"Bet you wish this horn was your penis huh?"
Daily reminder
>Something you like is popular
All is right in the world
>Something you don't like is popular
It's obnoxious chubby alp senpai garbage that's being spammed in the thread
>>14602263
That's how it works, yes.
>>14602242
What >>14602259 said.
>>14602262
Y-Yes ma'am, I do ma'am.
>>14602263
>stating the obvious
Begone, fence dweller.
>>14602212
>horsepussies being so desparate for men that they have to capture them to get dicked
>>14602259
>I'm capable of separating fantasy from reality.
Who said I wasn't? I just don't like the whole incest thing, no need to insult me just because I don't share your fetish.
>>14602212
She looks far too fancy to be a bandit.
>>14602282
One would think that they're more desperate than human women in that setting.
>>14602282
This is how it has always been.
>>14602250
>>14602260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwkwjOd7MCU
>>14602292
I was thinking more Children of Sanchez, but that'll fare nicely.
>>14602262
I'm going to try rubbing her places to see if she grants my wish like a genie.
>>14602004
A not loli Baphomet?
I like her already, much better than the Cu Sith.
>>14602004
I want to pickpocket one of her bottles of wine and see what it tastes like.
>>14602303
You don't need to steal it to do that. Just ask her.Either way, you're waking up in bed with her the next morning.
>>14602224
You'll make some fine booty for the Steppe Bandits coffers.
>>14602282
You'll make some fine booty for the Steppe Bandits. Hoof Pussy Kingdom won't be coming to save you...
>>14602286
Some Bandits come well equipped just like some Undead come well equipped.
>>14602303
No need to step that low, I bet she'd be very happy to serve you if you asked
She might even let you taste her grape earringswithout taking them off
>>14602212
Okay a few things here.
One, I don't think a Tanuki would take you robbing and enslaving a member of the Merchant's Guild well.
Two, I implore you to reconsider becauseMy wife's a Hellhound.
>>14602304
>Waking up in a bed surrounded by lewd goats and empty wine bottles.
Yep, that's one of Bacchus's parties alright.
>>14602303
That was her plan all along.
>>14602332
I thought her plan was to give naive shotas a bottle of her wine and tell them it's 'fruit juice'. Then kidnap them after getting them drunk.
>>14602332
>Satyros walks around with bottles of Not!roofied wine, just waiting for unsuspecting human boys to lift some of her fine product so she can benefit from their foolishness
Dastardly. I like it.
>>14602318
>You'll never wake up in an unfamiliar bed with a busty Satryos and her sisters.
>One clinging your left arm, the other on your right, and the third with your dick in her mouth.
Damn it.
>>14602156Aussie Beagle Kobold losing her shit over chrysalids, holodisks, and a certain drone's ridiculous flank damage bonus.
Remember that kobold greentext some anons made in the last couple threads? I put it in a pastebin for posterity and in case somebody wanted to continue it:
http://pastebin.com/rSjB1ECQ
>>14602349
>spoiler
Hot.
I want a Satyros to start flirting with me, giving me small doses of alcohol and taking advantage of my weakness of compliments!
I want to lead an abstemious kind of life and then laugh at those Satyros that alway get drunk outside of my house!
I want to be a clean abstemious human boy who gets lured to the life of debauchery by a Satyros!
>>14602357
Bless you, anon.
>>14602339
Getting drunk with a Satyros seems like you're guaranteed to get husbando'd at that point.
I want to be tricked and raped by a group of drunken Satyros!
>>14602346
Clever too.
>>14602417
Why does she look so angry?
>>14602421
You aren't balls deep in her yet
>>14602421
From the looks of things you're interrupting dinner without even having the common courtesy of not wearing pants. Even the not-quite feral wolf girl understands that.
>>14602004
>1452439697052.png
name?
>>14602421
She doesn't look that angry to me.
>>14602428
Satyros
>>14602428
Satyros.
>>14602427
Oh, so the one time I do wear pants, I get in shit for it? There's just no winning.
>>14602439
You could've either
a. Come before dinner or
B. Come without pants and BECOME dinner or
C. Come after dinner
and there would be no problem. Luckily it's not too late to drop those pants and take option B; the furry woodland creature can become a post-coital snack. You can still fix your poor timing.
>>14602004
>>14602139
>>14601107
Eh, I'm not much of a drinker personally...prefer just the occasional bit of wine nicely paired with a good meat. But then, I bet she does too!
Well that was bad. But anyway, other than preferring my wine with a meal than at a hard partying orgy, KC's Satyr does look pretty hot; out-right and open bisexuality also a plus in my books. Honestly I just find myself sort of fixating on the Lightning haircut.
>Sitting in a small circle of trampled-down grass is a strange figure, resembling a woman with the legs and horns of a goat - a satyr. She is surrounded by bottles and skins of drinkables and plates of food. Currently playing a set of panpipes, she stops the music to grab a skin and messily guzzles down its contents, spilling purplish liquid across her chest and producing a strong smell of alcoholic liquor. She finishes quenching her thirst, wipes her lips with the back of one gloved hand, and laughs contentedly. Finally noticing you, she beams widely:
>"Welcome! Welcome, friend; please, come! Sit! Drink with me! I rarely have good company to share my meals with these days!" she exhorts you, full of cheer.
>>14602446
Option B it is then. Not like there's much choice anyway.
>>14602454
She sounds lonely.
Ok Anon,
You can get the monster girl of your favorite species, (Roll if you don't have one and re-roll if it's one you dislike), but she comes with one of the following detriments (You pick)
1. Is missing both arms or legs in additon to any wings she may have.
2. Is mute and blind.
3. Hamplanet tier forever
4. Frequently suffers panic attacks if you aren't in sight range.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/mamonoI rolled an Arch Imp, I'd go hamplanet tier just because it seems the least bad.
>>14602454
As long as she doesn't strip naked to mow my lawn.
...on second thought, scratch that.
>>14602461
Kitsune-bi and 4
>>14602461
>Kiki w/ panic attacks
This will probably dig my own grave, but oh well...
>>14602461
Kitsune, option 4.
>>14602461
Vampire, 4 sounds good for a yandere
>>14602465
You really want a ghost fox to always hold your hand don't you?
Probably helps in this case because she's light.
>>14602466
Especially when she has to clean the house, do you want to follow her from room to room or do you want her to rush in every so often with tears in her eyes because she couldn't see you?
>>14602467
I think that you have no choice in this instance.
Welcome to the mofu sphere.
>>14602461
>Panic attack holstaur
She'd probably be physically clingy too. Blessing and a curse, really.
>Monster girl drugs
>One simulates a constant, strong orgasm
>Very addictive
>Available in pill or liquid form
>Extended use causes "discoloration" of the skin, turning it either red, purple or blue
>Continued use beyond that can cause the skin to get darker and darker until it's completely ink black
>Turns hair white/grey
>Turns sclera black
>Withdrawal symptoms include migraines, joint pain, fatigue and extreme hunger
>Skin will slowly return to its original color
>Hair will stay white/grey
>Eyes will stay black
>No danger besides addiction
>Y chromosome incompatible
>>14602461
>wurm
>blind and deaf
this should be an interesting relationship
>>14602471
>Welcome to the mofu sphere.
Just like I always wanted.
>>14602476
>literal dumb wurm
This will never not be funny
>>14602471
Knowing me, we'd end up cleaning house together. I think it would work best for her; me never out of her sight, while she sees me working so hard.Possibly each night ending with some gentle healing spooning...
>>14602461
>Chimera
>is missing both arms/legs and wings
That's sad, an arm-less Chimera who can't cuddle with me and has possibly no tail. Combined with her multiple personalities, this has got make things even worse but I'll love the same include her various personalities as I cuddle with her extra hard to make sure she's the happiest girl in the world.
>>14602461
>Hellhound
>4
I'm fucked aren't I?
>>14602469
You gon git sucked.
Can't leave her if you can't move.
>>14602472
Hope you're ready for her to plant your face in her bosom because she doesn't want you to leave.
>>14602476
Simple wurm will just always wrap around you and smile.
>>14602477
Enjoy.
>>14602480
Good man.
>>14602461
I decided to roll for both and got a Succubus with panic attacks if I'm not near.I want to heal her.
>>14602461
Scylla with 1 would probably be best for her since she still has her tentacles to use and only loses out on movable fingers.
>>14602461
You probably should have expected almost everyone to pick option 4.
Anyways, option 4 Nureonago. At least she's relatively portable.
>>14602461
>Clingy anxious troll
Yesssssssss
>>14602461
Rolled Honey Bee.
I choose option 4.
Cute.
>Crab Man gives us lewd goat girl
>KC releases Satyros
>Satyros indirectly confirms Bacchus in monstergirl world
To hell with the monkey, this is year of the goat now.
>>14602482
Good man.
Expect nuzzling in return.
>>14602483
Yes you are.
You'd leave the room for an instant and she'd take off after you.
>>14602486
Good luck Anon, succubutts with teary eyes are sad.
>>14602488
Yep, you can also use her like a backpack!
>>14602489
Yeah, although that seems like a 'sticky' situation.
>>14602490
She's going to keep you from moving no matter what.
>>14602492
Expect constant handholding.
>>14602485
>your face in her bosom
Oh god, I just had cowtits constantly against my arm or back or chest in mind. I don't know why I didn't see that coming.
>>14602494
Is that a knit bra? I don't know if I should be amused, impressed or both.
>>14602498
Because her tits are always in your face is why.
>>14602461
Crow tengu and option 4. We can work at home , or at least together.
>>14602494
Nice boobs and bra.
>>14602502
>>14602502
Don't forget the wing hugs.
>>14602497
>Expect constant handholding.
Awesome.
>>14602482
Speaking of chimeras, would each personality also want you to like their respective monster parts the most? Would they regularly milk you with those parts to get you to enjoy them more?
>>14602497
>"sticky" situation
Oh god, I can just imagine her covering almost my entire body underneath my clothes so she never has to leave me.
Hopefully she doesn't get everything soaked.
>>14602461
>Dark elf
>1
>>14602515
Arms or legs Anon?
Elf who can't hug or elf who can't walk?
>>14602508
Pervert.
>>14602513
She'll do her best, although one spot may get pretty soaked.
>>14602488
That would have been my choice too but for very different reasons.
>>14602507
Of course.
>>14602497
That succubutt is getting cuddled every night.And I'll even pay for therapy so she can eventually overcome her panic attacks.
>>14602461
A Hamplanet Werewolf
At least she'd be cuddly
>>14602515
>Taking away a dominatrix's arms and legs
>She can't punish her naughty husband anymore
>He revenge fucks her all day as his living onahole
>>14602523
Rin in an impossibly small bin.
>>14602519
this >>14602534
>a big tiddied Satyros will never have you fish a ring from her cleavage and drunkenly propose to you on the spot
>she will never pass out with a look of happiness when you say yes
It hurts.
>>14602528
Good.
>>14602532
Good luck.
>>14602533
True, just watch out if she wants to try cowgirl on a full moon.
Or you make cowgirl jokes.
>>14602540
>>14602534
Oh My.
Do you at least hug her like a body pillow afterwards?
>>14602408
No problem.
>>14602544
of course I'm not heartless
You receive 2 letters
The first is in a small, cute, pink enveloppe.
It takes you a solid 10 minutes to understand the horrible hand writing, it's an invitation to a Black Mass from someone called "Lamie Degoat"
The second comes in a very fancy packaging with a purple wax seal. After breaking the seal your nose is assaulted by the smell of liquor and you find another invitation, this time to a Bacchus Feast from "Elysia Degoat"
Both take place the same day at the same time
Which one do you go to?
>>14602541
>A Satyros will never be too shitfaced to do anything intimate and collapse on the bed
>She will never mumble that it's okay to do what you want to her while she sleeps before going out like a light
>You will never tit fuck her drunken body and blow a huge load in her face
>She will never wake up the next morning trying to figure out what happened the night before with dried semen all over her
Shit's unfair.
>>14602550
Loli Orgy or Drunken Orgy...
I'll take Loli Orgy k thnx
>>14602551
Is Whiskey Cunt a thing?
>>14602550
Bacchus fest all the way.
>>14602550
Let's head to liquor so I can lick 'er.
>>14602554
Even if it was, the primary attribute of a lack of female arousal preventing sex is their natural lubrication; a problem easily solved with an artificial lube.
>>14602551
Better be more than a few creampies. Sleep Sex a fuckin' best.
>>14602549
Very good.
Just watch out for when she gets pregnant andcan't even hold her own child.
>>14602550
Easy. Bacchus Feast.
Sabbath a shit.
>>14602551
I'd rather she be tipsy and tease me by laying back and saying I can be in charge.I want to fuck her tits while she giggles and encourages me.
>>14602550
Is there a return address?
I wish to send a letter back to each, as much as I would like to attend either event, I have made prior commitments for that day.
>>14602542
>True, just watch out if she wants to try cowgirl on a full moon.
>Or you make cowgirl jokes.
Well, I mean if she wants to I guess. She can't be THAT heavy, can she?
>>14602497
I will receive those nuzzles and I will enjoy every second of them as we nuzzle each other before going to bed, my arms warmly wrapped around her.
>>14602550
Bacchus Feast
>>14602550
Elysia Degoat. I'm a light drinker, so I hope nothing bad happens, teehee.
>>14602550
Obviously, the Bacchus Feast.
Sounds like a blast, although I've never really had a whole lot of alcohol before.
>>14602559
>Better be more than a few creampies. Sleep Sex a fuckin' best.
Why of course, the paizuri is just the first load.
>>14602564
>I want to fuck her tits while she giggles and encourages me.
This is perfectly fine too, this goat hits way too many of my fetishes. KC's a genius.
>>14602550
Bacchus Feast.
Sorry Baphomet.
>>14602568
Full hamplanet.
She could pin you just by sitting on you.
>>14602569
Good man, don't forget to tweak her ears.
>>14602550
Neither.
>>14602572
>>14602573
Just make sure you don't put down your drinks. You two are going to get messed up, no point in letting someone slip anything weird into your glass on top of that.
I feel like these new goats would at least be reasonably gentle and not expect you to take responsibility at least.
>>14602550
I ignore both, and go to the festival at the Kitsune Shrine instead.
>>14602463
>>14602458
>Your stomach grumbles at the sight of food and drink, suddenly you feel like you haven't eaten in ages... you eagerly accept the satyr's invitation, taking a seat across her.
>Smiling jubilantly, the satyr wastes no time in offering you the pick of the food around you, handing over a whole bottle of wine so full it reaches to the cork. "Eat! Drink! Make merry! It's not everyday that you find someone who merely wants to enjoy the good things in life, after all." She laughs, then shakes her head with exaggerated sadness. "Such a pity everyone is so impatient these days - all rush-rush, fuck-fuck, rape-rape. No one has time to party anymore." She says, giving a melodramatic sigh of disapproval.
>You barely hear her as you shove as much food inside your mouth as you can and begin drinking from the bottle she offered you. Once the deliciously alcoholic liquid hits your tongue, you feel a wave of warmth sweep through you, spreading all over your body... and focusing on your genitals.
>The satyr laughs heartily. "That's good! Eat up, drink your fill; it does me proud to see someone enjoying themselves." He sighs softly. "Once, we satyrs threw the most riotous parties... but those days are in the past, I guess." He shakes his head and smiles. "Then again, these times have their good sides too."
>You barely register what she's saying, the beverage hits you with such force you immediately stop drinking and start coughing, spilling some of the booze on the floor.
>The satyr bellows with laughter and takes a huge swig of her own bottle of wine. "Looks like you need more practice with your liquor!" she chortles. "Go on, drink up; practice makes perfect."
>It suddenly dawns upon you that this satyr might not have the most noble intentions... you're pretty sure there's some sort of aphrodisiac inside this beverage she offered you, judging by the heat that spreads through your body...
>>14602509
Maybe, I think they would each want you to spend private time with them, so that you come to like each of them in their own special way.
>>14602573
You don't have to drink though. You could just be there for the foodand pussy.
>>14602575
I can't help but feel like Satyros is an apology for the siths.
>>14602576
Baphomet is the Old Busted.
Satyros is the New Hotness.
>>14602550
The Bacchus Feast
>>14602588
The sith were a mistake unless you enjoy furniture.
>>14602586
Continue...
>>14602582
It depends on what they want to flip into my drink. I would be flattered that they wold even try.
>>14602579
Well, I guess I'm lucky I have a femdom fetish. Still, sex is probably gonna be a lot harder than I thought.
>>14602461
>a scylla who can neither see nor speak
shit I might just end up writing a story about taking care of a sightless MG
>>14602588
The furries got their token girls. Hopefully it'll be left at that and there'll be no more pandering to the kemono fanbase.
>>14602550
Unfortunately it's at the same time that I planned that tea party with my Hatter nee-san!
>>14602596
Can always swap to doggy style.
>>14602597
Don't forget to pat her head, and for her towrap you up in a hug as thanks.
>>14602564
>Heeeeey now. *hic* Don't loshe focus yet.
>I've been wash- watching you all night.
>I know you've been eyeing these up, heeheehee.
>Welp, I'm a bit too tip- *hic* hammered to go.
>But I can schee that you're all fired up.
>Tell ya what? Howsabout I just loosh this, and you get to do whatever you want with my tits, ehh?
>You just gotta pr*hic*omise to give me a nice, thick load to chase this wine with,' heeheehee.~
>Hmmmph... Errrg.... Unnnnf... Uh, couldju help me a bit? I can't scheem to work my bra right now.
>>14602588
>You don't have to drink though.
Bullshit you don't. The best thing to do in that situation would be to find one glass of something weak or better yet nonalcholic if such a thing is present and nurse it all night, otherwise someone WILL try to force (several) somethings strong on you.
It's what drunkards do.
>>14602594
And I thought I was a slut.
>>14602586
Aphrodisiac? Her intentions are noble, she just intends to show a man a good time.
>>14602586
>He
>>14602579
Why would I forget to tweak her ears, their so cute and soft to pet, Plus I can also give her headpats while I do it. I'd also scratch her ear for her, which she would love for me to do since it helps her to relax and she can't do it herself, watch as her body relaxes from my ear massages and tweaking.
>>14602587
What sort of private time?
>>14602604
I don't like doggy style. Eh, can't we just chill and watch tv together? I can lay on her, she'd at least make a nice comfy pillow I can cuddle and talk to.
>>14602588
>I can't help but feel like Satyros is an apology for the siths.
That's a nice apology gift. I forgive you KC.
>Baphomet is the Old Busted. Satyros is the New Hotness.
I don't hate Baphomets, they are cute but Satyros looks like an Ara ara one, which is one of my fetishes.
What if Bacchus was the leader of Onee Sabbath ?
>>14602613
Good man.
Don't for get that without armsshe really can't stop you from sitting her in your lap and fingeirng her all day.
Dark elf guy would need to look into that.
>>14602616
You could, it would be good for keeping you warm if you cuddle.
>>14602605
What a lovely girl.
>>14602611
Cut him some slack. I've made errors just like that in the past.
>>14602593
T-There's no continuation.
>>14602611It's a transcript from a CoC sceneI changed the pronouns to.Sorry to disappoint.
Here, have some drunk goats.
>>14602582
Yeah, I've heard about the whole "keep your drink with you" sort of deal. It's good advice to follow.
>>14602588
I feel it would be rude not to at least try their home brewed drinks.
I want to snuggle a baphomet.
>>14602605
I want to fap and there's no porn of drunk goat girls, damn it.
>>14602605
She's getting tenderly loved.And by tenderly loved I mean fucked hard.I wonder how she'll react to waking up the next morning with her "conquest" still cuddling her though?
>>14602606
But aren't Bacchus' followers Hedonists? If it doesn't bring you pleasure what's the point?
>>14602665
>CoC
>/u/ shit
Disgusting.
>>14602665
Are you new, anon?
>>14602665
Wait, are you that guy that wrote Izumi?
>>14602665
Gimme gimme uncensored, please?
>>14602614
Like each personality wanting to tell you more about them and what they like. During sex, this changes to wanting to give their own take on their favorite kind of sex and how doing it makes them happy. They would also want you to show them each a unique kind of physical affection too, the one that they like most in order to show you the more friendly and romantic parts of themselves.
>>14602665
>posting yurishit
>>14602677
>>14602679You were enjoying it so far...
>>14602682
No, but I know he roams these threads.
>>14602683
gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2906397
The world needs more Undead snegs.
>>14602665
>Get invited to Bacchus orgy
>Get too hammered to drive home
>Look around for a room to crash in
>Stumble into one of the bedrooms
>Find to drunk satyrs, naked and feeling each other up
>Try to give them some privacy, but they notice you
>One pulls her mouth away from the others nipple, giggling at the stupefied human in the doorway
>She gestures for you to come in
>'Well, sweetie? We're all warmed up for you.~'
>>14602677
To be fair, satyrs are canonically bi.
>>14602688
Yeah but now I know you're just a huge faggot and now I cannot enjoy your work anymore.
>>14602688
God, ever since some anon redlined the left liliraune's thighs I just can't unsee it
>>14602676
Eating food doesn't bring you pleasure? Remembering the girl you fucked the next day doesn't bring you pleasure? Hell, sex doesn't bring you pleasure? I mean, I we're talking about MG here but there's still more than one type of pleasure.
The bigger problem is that they worship a booze diety, so I guess you'd better fake it reaaalllly well.
>>14602692
To be fair, you're a fucking faggot.
>>14602692
>satyrs are canonically bi
No more bi than a succubus, don't fucking lie >>14601263
>>14602461
>Holst
I would go with Hamplanet, mainly because that seems least of the evils. And hey, some of that fat is bound to go to her chest.
>>14602689
Still glad I had that done.
>>14602696
What're you talking abou-Oh wow that is pretty bad...
Dammit anon.
>>14602698
I'm saying that if drinking doesn't bring you pleasure, then what's the point?
Eat something, play some games, find a nice busty Satryros chat her up and then go fuck her until your balls are empty. It's a Bacchus feast, live a little!
>>14602461
I'd have a Mantis who suffers from frequent panic attacks. That really is a recipe for waking up to two eyes watching me sleep.I'd just pull her in an embrace and continue sleeping.
On that note. How would a Mantis with panic attacks even work? Would her antenna's go crazy?
>>14602705
>Eat something, play some games
Could Satyrs be the ultimate NEETs?
>>14602692
>To be fair, satyrs are canonically bi.
Ignore the whiners, they'll cover their ears and scream that it doesn't exist yet use canon facts to back up their view when it suits them.
>>14602704
>Still glad I had that done.
So that was done by Maniacpaint was it not? I never knew he browsed 4chan.
>>14602658
Of course, since she can't masturbate easily, I will gladly help her out with that problem. I will also massage and kiss every part of her body to make her as relaxed and happy as can be. I'll also make sure to trace her body with my fingers to make sure she still ticklish for when I perform a tickle attack on her.
>>14602701
>don't fucking lie
I don't see where he's lying, Succubutts enjoy what they do. It's perfectly reasonable for them to enjoy fucking girls yet want to marry guys for their spirit energy.
>>14602699
Damn, you sure showed him.
>>14602714
They fuck girls to corrupt them.
>>14602701
That KC felt the need to point it out at all is noteworthy anon.
Don't worry, the big bad lesbians won't come and steal your waifu from you.
>>14602701
>>14602714
>>14602716
>>14602719
>>14602710
Nip this in the bud right now.
>>14602709
Nah, they're too outgoing.
They'd run some of the best clubs though, dedicated to letting everyone have a good time.
>>14602712
He doesn't (That I know of).
I commissioned him on dA.
>>14602710
>>14602714
>>14602719
Shit the /u/ defense force is already here. That was fast.
>>14602705
>Eat something, play some games, find a nice busty Satryros chat her up and then go fuck her until your balls are empty.
That's entirely what I was proposing. The drink to nurse was only so no one tried to push drink on you if you aren't so inclined. I never said you shouldn't partake in everything else, sitting in the corner like some little emo kid, just that if you didn't want to drink for whatever reason there were things you'd need to do to slip through.
>>14602725
Don't fucking incite.
If you give them attention then it's going to escalate and ruin the good mood we had going.
Does spider have puss puss?
>>14602723
Ah.
>>14602716
>They fuck girls
Yes, and?
>>14602729
>Undertale
Don't start a new shitstorm anon.
>>14602727
I just feel like they'd understand you not wanting to drink. Maybe they'd ask you to at least try a sip, but if you didn't like it they wouldn't make you drink more.
>>14602728
The mood was long gone, we are only anger now.
>>14602722
You don't have to stay all day and night to be a NEET. That would make you a hikkikomori.
They just have to party all day and night, something they are experts at doing.
>>14602741
Nah mate, I ain't feeling it.
>>14602731
To corrupt them.
>>14602729
>mfw she has no gold when you kill her, since she probably donates everything to spiders
>>14602739
I think we'll have to wait until the profile gets completely translated before we can determine how aggressive they are.
>>14602716
>They fuck girls to corrupt them.
And they enjoy it, the two things don't contradict each other.
>>14602708
Face remains stoic, but her eyes are almost imperceptibly wider and she's breathing really fast through her nose.
>>14602742
Well a NEET is someone who doesn't have a job and isn't in school.
I was saying that they could pretty easily get jobs running or working in clubs.
>>14602742
What Monster Girls make the best neets?
>>14602696
redline? what the fuck are you going on about now Jeff?
>>14602750
Give her headpats and tell her everything will be alright until her breathing goes back to normal.
>>14602665
Do you see something here that needs to be corrupted? >>14602748
>>14602744
Doesn't mean they don't enjoy it. Hell, KC's explicitly stated they DO enjoy it. Succubi fucking Elves especially.
Doesn't mean they like it more (Or even as much) as with a guy though; and obviously it's a guy they'll want at the end of the day. But it's not like fucking and corrupting a girl is some kind of chore for them.
>>14602752
Nekomata
