It's a monster eat monster world.
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first for succubutts
Maids are olev
>>14480147
I want to be seduced by a succubutt
>>14480147
Wilmarina a shit.
>no jinko waifu
I got to see tigers yesterday along with a bunch of other big cats at an animal sanctuary. They all had depressing stories as to why they were there.
>>14480157
ur a shit
>>14480150
Kikis are olev.
>Christmas-obsessed yeti waifu
>House is transformed into a proud, awe-inspiring tribute to the holiday
>She insists on sleeping in Christmas-themed 'jammies'
>She has so many Christmas songs stuck in her head that she can't help but sing them during 'intimate times'
>Like when jackin' you off as foreplay. She even coordinates the strokes of her hand to the rhythm. "Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus Laaaaaane!"
>"...Sweetie, I know this is fun for you, but...could you maybe tone it down on the holiday stuff until we finish?"
>She looks at you. Pouts. Her hand doesn't stop moving but the rhythm of her strokes change. "You're a mean one...Mr. Griiiiiiinch."
I want to play pokemon with monster girls.
I want Fushimi-chan to own my house.
>>14480201
Fushimi is a bitch.
>>14480155
Succubi are love.
>>14480198
As in, the actual vidya, or do you mean some weird equivalent where monster girls are the pokemon?
I love monstergirls
>>14480201me tooi also want kemonono to continue that series
>>14480211
no you don't
>>14480147
How about a real Succubus.
http://i.imgur.com/fAwBGnm.png
>>14480210
The second one but for real.
So what do people mean by ManyEyedHydra H-Verse?
>>14480203
YOU'RE a bitch.
Are all Cheshire purple?
>>14480229
Not as much of a bitch as she is, garbage girl from a garbage series.
>>14480225
>passive guy
That's a real succubus but that lucky guy really needs to take some initiative
>>14480228
What is that?
>>14480231
Except the rare shiny ones, they are purple.
>>14480231
Purple is my favorite color
>>14480201
>>14480229
She looks cute.
>>14480201
Flat Yao is a good girl.
Would waifu her just the same as regular Yaoalong with Alma.
>>14480225
RIP straightest shota ;_;
>>14480237
>passive
This is MGQ, m8
He is not passive, he is dead
>>14480231
Cheshires*
>>14480238
Somebody yesterday mentioned ManyEyedHydra H-verse without the soul vore. Was wondering what they meant.
I wanna smoosh my face into some Wurm tiddies
>>14480251
Fushimi is the cutest.
>>14480201
This artist is still alive? Source?
Google failed me.
>>14480225
I don't think that artist can into foreshortening.
>>14480264
>MGQ
>>14480228
I like his eroge's walkthroughs such as the last Violated hero games and Monmusu quest paradox for example.
I like his h-stories too.
>>14480286
>eroge's walkthroughs
...why?
>>14480281
I kind of wish some faggot would get to making a quest called Monster Girl Quest.
G'day Bruce!
>>14480297
Why
>>14480300
That fucking doujin.
>>14480300
Would monster girl land have zoos?
>>14480320
More like heavy petting zoos
>>14480303
To segue out of conversations about MGQ into conversation about a different MGQ with less bullshit. I'm honestly surprised a generic monster girl quest doesn't already fucking exist, you'd think we'd be buried under them at this point.
>>14480245
I want a red and white Cheshire and I want to call her Valentine.
BIG
BOOTY
HELLHOUNDS
>>14480320
Sure, but it'd be more like a housing complex for exotic Monster Girl life. Determining whether they're ready to be introduced or not. Some can be quite dangerous and feral.
>>14480334
FAT BOTTOM HOUNDS.
YOU MAKE THE ROCKIN' WORLD GO 'ROUND.
>>14480300
Fucking terrible doujin.
>>14480337
Yeah, but how do we make this a sex thing?
>>14480334
TOP
BUTTER
FACE
>>14480349
Well, I guess every now and then one would break out.
Like that Giant Cave Ushi-Oni they found in a jungle deep in the Amazon, isolated from society for centuries, who broke out and is still on the loose somewhere.
Pure white fur, pale skin, blood red eyes, shark teeth, sort of hard to miss if you bump into her.
>>14480334
That face is ugly.
>>14480331
Speaking of, does anyone have any good ideas for incorporating MGE's world into the mechanics of an RPG?
>>14480369
Don't forget the sex
>>14480367
Just like yours.
>>14480369
I'm not sure, but one of the starting zones needs to be Maus Hills.
>>14480384
But anon,you never leave the Maus Hills.
>>14480373
Yeah, but like how? Sex in normal systems generally doesn't have nearly the significance it would in any setting with MGs, and if you consider for a moment the fact that MGE is a happy ending type setting, standard combat mechanics don't really fit, but an RPG or quest or whatever without combat mechanics is probably pretty boring.
Do you just replace combat with sex as a mechanic?
>>14480389
Only if you lose to the Cheese Bandits, then they hold you ransom for cheese.
>>14480264
That's not true he's alive and fine.
Lot's of cuties keep you alive.
>>14480369
>>> Anonkun
Just seach monstergirl tag, there's like 20 quests who have modified it for smut and chaste games
>>14480400
Have enemies be robots or some kind of demonic beast, or heck, just make it a fucking Newtype monster if you want combat so much.
>>14480435
>telepathic manticore with the ability to use her barbs like fin funnels
>>14480410
Well it is Alma Elma to be fair.
>>14480400
Yeah, I guess beating the shit out of one another in a waifu simulator wouldn't make much sense
>>14480447
Gundam with monster girls seems like a pretty neat idea.
>Be out in the woods.
>See big tough wolf looking at you.
>Get scared and start running
>She catches up and even gets in front of you.
>You're prepared for rape.
>She just brushes up against you, hugs your and licks you
How do you react?
>>14480463
Whenever I think about GundamXMonsterGirls, one roadblock that always comes up would be controls for girls with significantly non-human body-shapes; such as tauric-types, mermaids, lamiae, etc.
The only thing that really comes to mind is the Mobile Trace ala Funsaiki.
>>14480466
Stab her while her guard is down. I already know were this licking is heading.
>>14480466
Ruffle her hair.
>>14480466
Hug back and pet her head I guess.
>>14480466
Give her the chocolate.
>>14480481
H-how is she gonna eat it with her mouth all taped up?
>>14480466
Stay still hopefully she goes away
>>14480484
That's a secret, Anonymous.
>>14480466
Hug back and scratch behind her ear, but brace myself for the inevitable.
>>14480468
>still waiting on Miia wearing a Trace suit piloting Cobra Gundam
>>14480489
Commission it?
>>14480487
Tell me! I wanna know!
>>14480466
Play coy and make her work for it. I want ear nibbles and her to whisper all the lewd things we're going to do.
>>14480466
Sic the Irish Wolfhound girl on her.
>>14480495I suppose having it colored would be cool, wouldn't it?But who would be willing to take on a commission like that, with a monster girl AND a mecha in the same piece?
I want to give my Kobold daughteru an innocent bellyrub while my waifu and I whisper all sorts of unspeakably dirty things in her ear!
>>14480497
>>14480507
It's going in her butt?
>>14480470
You are placed under arrest for murder and serve 10 years with no parole.
>>14480475
She ruffles your back with her tongue
>>14480479
She continues
>>14480481
She has an upset stomach afterwards
>>14480485
She checks your heart to make sure you're still alive every now and then. Eventually she gets tired and falls asleep curled up in front of you
>>14480488
After she kicks her back leg in joy she mounts you. 9 months later you are now the father of 6 wolf pups.
>>14480500
She goes up to your ear and whispers"Awoo"
What would be the equivalent to shounen anime for MGs?
>>14480466
Share juice box.
>>14480504
Well, if the price is right?
>>14480511
>Now the father of 6 wolf pups.
Good end. Werewolves are love.
>>14480517
Shonen anime with monster girl leads of course.
>>14480517
MGs protecting the smiles of their non-yuri compatriots and protecting the smiles of shotas and bishies.
>>14480504
>But who would be willing to take on a commission like that, with a monster girl AND a mecha in the same piece?
There's one guy I know who happens in specialize in both those fields
http://soft.moe/
>>14480517
Shows likeRapeman.
>>14480511
>stomach ache
This is what happens when one is given a year to prepare.
Absolute victory.
>>14480529
Confirming. Dunno if he's open for commissions right now though. You'd have to email him or ask on twitter.
>>14480511
>She continues
I guess I'll have to immobilize her by rubbing her stomach and playing with her ears. Then when the opportunity shows itself that wolf girl is getting fucked silly.
>>14480410
Not Alma-Elma that's for sure
Even in her ending she turns you into public's cumpump. In all other encounters she kills you
>>14480504
Any artfags that have mecha and anime in their gallery are a good bet..lessmight be able to take it on too if he has commissions open.
>>14480529
>Commission Price: $80-160 for 1 chara and background.
Welp!
Better save up for some good old snake girl art, I guess.
>>14480540
She doesn't kill you in the BJ ending.
>>14480530
>Rapeman
This show is pretty good
>>14480546
What BJ end? I don't remember
>>14480553
>Has the superpower ability to stop women from enjoying the rape if the start to like it
... either the most useful or the most useless superpower in an MGE-based setting.
>>14480511
>In the middle of a forest
>Somehow found and charged with murder after defending myself
I dont think so tim
>>14480555
This one.
Also both Colloseums Luka survives.
More importantly, she would have kept him alive in her Castle sex ending if he hadn't insulted her hardcore.
Luka was being a real fuckhead at that point.
>>14480579
They can smell your crimes
>>14480580
Speaking of Subway,do you think Jared would like Baphomets?
>>14480595
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
>>14480579
>No blood on her hands
>No weapons beside yours
>No injuries on your body
No, it seems pretty clear cut. If your no-witness logic was valid, literally anyone could get away with murder by doing it in private and claiming self-defence every time.
I'm going to verb the noun and there's nothing you can do to verb me.
>>14480598
No one can outrun the law.
>>14480535
Shitty wannabe cow-spider needs to go and stay fucking go.
>>14480507
I wish less drew tailpussies a little better. They just don't look all that appealing.
>>14480187
We need a Christmas-ready Yeti that isn't dressed as Santa
>>14480639
>isn't dressed as Santa
What's even the point if I can't make jokes about going down her chimney, giving her my red-nosed reindeer or guiding her sleigh up and down my dick all night?
>>14480638
Yeah, all orifices need to be drawn as pixelated squares as per nippon tradition.
>>14480627
But she's just like your monstergirls. Don't you want to have sex with her?
>>14480619
I got nothing clever so I'm just going to call you a faggot and end it at that.
dis boat a good boat
>>14480666
No, I don't. Especially because she's related to one of the two Devas.
>>14480671
All Abyssals are cute boats.
>>14480300
sauce?
>>14480663
You know what I mean, anon. They're not very meaty or tight looking. Though cute little lovebulbs are fine too.
>>14480662
>I'm Dreaming of a White (and Fluffy) Christmas
>Rapin' Around the Christmas Tree
>Put a top hat on her and she thinks she's Frosty
>>14480269
sauce?
>>14480228
>>14480266
Hi again. It's the universe one or two of his stories take place (the slime-girl one, the plant girl one, and a certain succubus/holst one, if I remember). Actually referred to as H-Space.
Just think of a portal from our world into a world that seems entirely alien and barren, until you venture in too far and the monstergirls start crawling out of the woodwork in full force, even to the point where they'll invade our world at times.
>>14480673
Oh it's you again. Kindly take your butthurt elsewhere.
Good news, everyone! Monster girls are now real and everyone's getting husbando'd! It's a glorious day for mankind!
Bad news, everyone! Because you're all a bunch of no-good, stinky, shut-in NEETs, the only monsters that are attracted to you are devil bugs! Enjoy losing your virginity to disgusting roach pussy!
>>14480673
But she has lots of legs and is big and strong!
>>14480697
>posting bait
>in 2015
Anon...
>>14480681
>Wanting to be spoon fed.
It's somewhere in the comment chains and their branches. It's already been posted.
>>14480702
But I actually have people come over to my place.
And go to work.
I'm the opposite of a NEET.
>>14480704
Don't bother replying to him. He throws a fit about anything that's related to people he doesn't like and calls it bait when you point this out.
>>14480702
I probably won't get the manticore or hellhound of my dreams, but I'd like to think I'm at least yeti or succubus tier
>>14480702
It's okay. I'm already taken, so-to-speak. I got that dank loli poon.
>>14480704
>>14480697
I don't care if she has lots of legs, neither SHODAN nor AM can make me love her, and my anal crevasse is in tip-top shape thank you.
>>14480689
Oh, -that H-Space-. I thought you just meant the whole shit with Hell being abstract and parallel to Earth over an entire multiverse like in his Succubus series.
Thanks for clearing that up.Sea Anenome a shit.
>>14480702
I doubt that a devil bug would want anything to do with me.
>>14480702
But I have a job you silly anon! I think the very least I could get is a Mousegirl which is 100% okay with me.
>>14480159
>wanting a tiger waifu
ROMANTIC DEGENERACY
"The romantic movement, in art, in literature, and in politics, is bound up with this subjective way of judging men, not as members of a community, but as aesthetically delightful objects of contemplation. Tigers are more beautiful than sheep, but we prefer them behind bars. The typical romantic removes the bars and enjoys the magnificent leaps with which the tiger annihilates the sheep. He exhorts men to imagine themselves tigers, and when he succeeds the results are not wholly pleasant."
>>14480726
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>14480708
>>14480711
>>14480712
>>14480716
>>14480718
Nope! Enjoy being perpetually violated by your weird, subliterate, inbred cockroach rape-daughters for the rest of your miserable lives!
And to think, /jp/, that you could have avoided this by just cleaning your disgusting room every once in a while!
>>14480671
>you will never conquer the seven seas with your harem of albino boats
>>14480726
Haohi a fatty.
>>14480731
It's sad times when there isn't anything more exciting to do than reply to this shit
>>14480639
Just make that bitch into a snow globe.
People love snow globes.
>>14480732
>Wo-tan as Doof
>Pushing boatsluts when they're not even MGs
Anon fucking please, you cannot bribe this one with Angel Combustion.
>>14480731
My room is always clean you double nigger.
>>14480737
Oh my god. She's beautiful.
>>14480709
It's ironic that I can't dislike Mecha Ushi-Oni because of her creator but it's perfectly okay to hate Haohi or Laska when they're not the worst we've had.
Euthanasia-Faggot still exists.
>>14480731
Eh, you got me there. I think it's humid enough here for an Akaname though, and I'd settle for one of them.
>>14480400
Just do it in a system that isn't built around a combat engine. Any of the toolbox systems could suffice. I'd do it in FATE because I don't want to bother spending hours building perfect rape machines in GURPS.
>>14480737
Give a Shoggoth or Mindflayer that sparkle look.
They'll be Cosmos as fuck man.
Some people just can't handle perfection.
Would wolf girls french kiss men as a form of greeting?
>>14480738
>they're not even MGs
Abyssals are just as much MGs as elfs, cyclops, and oni.In fact most of them are just really pale oni.
>>14480759
How would liliwurm react to being offered a pie?
>>14480764
Rape.
>>14480746
Mecha Ushi-Oni exists as art only.
Laska is the spawn of he who ruined the thread for a solid three months and Haohi is a character created by he who sucks the un-namable one's dick.
>>14480702
I've been tainted by the human pussy.
Banishment to the Matango fields is a fitting punishment for the likes of scum like myself.
>>14480766
Then she is no true descendant of the wurm.
She must be shunned and denied headpats.
Everyone knows that wurms and wurm hybrids have a lust for pie.
>>14480764
Turn the pie into a Monster Girl.
>>14480754
>Cosmos
>Not Kos, or Kosm
>>14480767
So basically Bellatrix LeStrange and Voldemort versus art only. I really don'tcare for the guy's art style making her look like an amputee using an artifical abdomen for locomotive purposes rather than a cyborg Ushi-Oni who's more fused to the machinery.
>>14480773
Sounds like someone is asking for another serving of rape.
I want to be awkwardly romanced by a tomboy succubus who is sick of her mother telling her that she has to learn how to seduce men like a real succubus.
I want her to get flustered when I kiss her on the nose, or when I hug her.I want to tenderly give her my virginity as I take hers.
I want her to take me to meet her parents and fluster her mother byshowing up holding my tomboy succubus girlfriend's hand.
>>14480726
Draw more Clare and her delicious bubblebutt
>>14480761
I hope so
>>14480774
Still not a real wurm.
>>14480781
She's still not a real wurm!
She's probably a lamia playing dress up!
>>14480786
More rape? Coming up.
>>14480787
what exactly does she hope to accomplish with all of this?
>>14480789
Rape.
>>14480786
What if Liliwurm split the pie with you, thanked you, and then dragged you to her bedroom to have rough primal sex with you for the rest of the night?And then the next morning she claims you as her husband.
>>14480789
She wants your babies anon!
One thousand babies!
>>14480787
Not a true wurm.
That's good, a true wurm appreciate's pie
I want a Hellhound to make me a poached egg using only her cleavage.
>>14480796
One thousand babies?!
>>14480797
Honestly, it doesn't really matter what you do or say to Liliwurm. It's response to everything it's mate does is rape, or getting rid of things that prevent rape.
>>14480800
That is if it doesn't explode in her cleavage.
>>14480797
>Not a true wurm.
Ironically, this "rape rape rape" is the closest to KC canon a wurm has been yet.
>>14480800
If she could do that to an egg, imagine what Paizuri would feel like.
>>14480801
Wurms are explosive breeders.
Liliwurm is even more so.
>>14480810
I wonder how she'd react to her husband eating the scrambled eggs that are now all over her tits.I should not be this into foodplay, but here I am wishing a Hellhound would tie me up, blindfold me, spray whipped cream onto me, and then lick it off slowly and sensually.
>>14480776
>Insulting Mother Kos by not being able to properly understand her name
Do you not hear the dripping of the lake?
>>14480732
I'd do many things to a harbour.
>>14480814
They should watch out for that.
Explosive pregnancy is a dangerous thing.
One moment you and your damphir waifu are relaxing at the swimming pool and the next moment she looks like she swallowed a beach ball and her tits are leaking milk faster than a holst on cocain.
>>14480762
Please, the only shit you could do with an Abyssal is some silly and contrived story of a former Captain/sailor who goes to the grave site of his ship.
Only to be assaulted by an Abyssal with a chip on her shoulder about being left alone in the cold and the dark.
>>14480814
>Wurms are explosive breeders.
I think KC said something suggesting the opposite: like in the real-world food web, the apex predator type MGs have few babies, but your simpler and smaller creatures like herbivores, insects, and slimes produce much faster.
>>14480726
Drawwhatever you likefriendo.
>>14480837
I thought KC said in some Q&A that mgs actually have low rate fertility and such, which is compensated by the ridiculous amount of time they spend having sex with their husbands.
>>14480835
Since it's implied that sunken shipgirls become Abyssals, you could also do a pseudocorruption thing.
>>14480846
That's basically the idea I was going for. Sort of like a concept fromOne Pisswhere the Klaubautermann of the ship becomes corrupted into an Abyssal.But by MGE logic that'd mean instead of an Oni creature she'd be a Sea Wan Wan due to the Klabautermann in German folklore being a Kobold. Either way, Abyssals a shit. Except for Seaport Hime.
>>14480821
that's not foodplay, that's good taste.
>>14480845
Yes, MGs have a low overall fertility rate, but that doesn't mean all MG have an equal fertility rate. So both can be true.
>>14480873
How big we talking?
Plump but perky or so huge that I could set a glass of water on it without trouble?
>>14480829
Like what?
>>14480878
Many euphemisms pertinent to a battleships anatomy.
>>14480878
Docking his destroyer in her port
>>14480767
>Implying you can't like an art style
>>14480865
What about mgs that breed in litters versus those that are human-like in that aspect?
Man, the setting can be confusing sometimes.
>>14480876
I want to fuck an Anubis with an ass that would make a Kakuen jealous.I want to fuck her hard enough that she starts panting and telling me to thrust harder.
>>14480903
Would you sink your hands deeply into that soft flesh?
Squeezing it while she panted and wiggled her hips, doing her best to fight back pleas for you to stick it in and fill her till she was bursting with pups?
>>14480903
What if she actually tells you tostop.
>>14480898
I don't think any MGs breed in litters, do they? Firstly because they're not really equipped for it (the informal law of animal reproduction is that the average litter size is the number of nipples divided by two, because generally you shouldn't have more kids than you can feed). Secondly KC mentioned even egg-laying MGs will carry around a single large egg in a pregnant-like belly, so even egglayers won't have huge bunches of kids at once.
>>14480846
>>14480856
On that same note I'm open to ideas on how you'd explain the whole Abyssal lovecraft shit appearing without it detracting from the sexy times.
>>14480147
thats a succuchest not a succubutt
>>14480909
keep going because that's not the safe wordand go deeper because I know that's what she really wants
>>14480911
Egg laying MGs don't need to feed their young.
>>14480908
Yes. I want to make her tits and hair bounce with every thrust. I want to feel that soft ass smack against me every time I thrust into her.
I want to hear her cute moans and see her start thrusting her hips against mine too.
>>14480909
Depends.Is she asking me to stop so she can roll over on her back, leglock me inside her, and wrap her arms around me while asking me to at least look her in the eyes while we're doing something so intimate?Because I'll do that for her. I'll kiss her too, with tongue.
>>14480911
Would be kinda weird to have a wolfgirl for example, with all that dog behaviour and shit only give birth to one puppy at a time, i mean what kind of fatheru wouldn't want a litter of puppy daughterus to call his own?
That's the mg setting for us i guess, sometimes i think the whole "build your own fantasy" thing with all the vague information actually confuses more than it actually should.
>>14480930
Would you cuddle her tiny body when you'd filled her up?
Cuddling her tiny, plush body while her tail slowly wagged between you two?
1wife
+bonus
>>14480919
>Needing a safe word
That's pleb-tier anon, real husbands fuck like animals until morning.
>>14480754
I have no idea what I'm doing. But attempts were made using the same base. Which was allegedly snow according to google. So perhaps not so sparkle as one might have wanted.
https://imgur.com/a/ijHEr
>>14480931
Eh, you have a point. The nipple rule is only for real-world biology, but as we know that real-world biology has little relevance in MG-land. So odds are you're right about litter size.
>>14480945
Hey now the last time we didn't have a safe word someone got basted in honey and buried in the desert to be eaten alive by ants. Safe words save lives.
>>14480937
What kind of question is that?
Of course I would.And then the next morning, she'd wake me up by sucking on my dick while staring at me with half lidded eyes.Goddamn I want a shortstack Anubis wife who's 4'5" tall next to my 5'9"
>>14480943
ahuehuehueheuheuheuehuehue
>>14480953
>Safe words save lives
Those also save virginities, don't be a fool, become a sexzerker today.
>>14480955
Good man.just be sure to pat her head when she's acting all serious in her business suit and wearing her glasses.
She needs it before she goes back to work as the head of HR
>>14480943
I don't know what's making me laugh more, her shit eating grin, or the fact that her eye just extended at least a foot and pierced both the gift wrapping and the box.
>>14480940
>>14480943
noice
>>14480946
That's pretty rad.
>>14480943
>Old guy with white beard brings you these for presents on Christmas Eve.
What do?
>>14480961
>>14480943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YlKFtZxWJw&ab_channel=SantiAlasocho
Wow, BenderBending Rodriguez's spanish voice is awesome
>>14480975
Ruffle their hair and cuddle them.
Dickings will come later.
>>14480975
This... seems exactly like something parents would do in MGland.Well, he said I could do whatever, so...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDYJkXktIg4
>>14480975
Train them to be the best superheroes this world has seen.I would give them a really cheesy, bad pun as "Tornado twins" as their superhero nickname.
>>14480989
Thick meaty scylla is going to get put on a diet.a cuddle diet with plenty of hand holding and tender dickings.
>>14480975
Cuddle them lovingly and get married to both of them.
>>14480975
Reveal that they were my gift to him all along!Don't palm your shitty kids off on me you old geezer.
>>14480975
>Getting twin lolis as gifts
Is this a game? if so any source? google gives nothing.
>>14481002
>Shitty
>Literally consider themselves your servants and will do anything you want
Unless you're a diehard femdom lover, I don't see how they could possibly be a bad thing.
>>14481007
Utawarerumono: Itsuwari no Kamen (not to be confused with the first Utawarerumon). The anime for it is airing this season, but they don't appear until the next upcoming episode.
>>14481017
>Unless you're a diehard femdom lover, I don't see how they could possibly be a bad thing.
I have enough trouble looking after myself, I don't wanna look after two sex slaves too. Too much hassle to just get your dick wet, and what is a slave worth anyway? Shitty conversation, unless they're one of those spunky slaves who know how indispensable they are, like those greek scholar slaves the romans used to have to teach their kids. I'd be cool with that, but just another hole isn't indispensable.
What would a Jubjub experiencing her first Christmas outside of Wonderland be like?
>>14481017
Continuing to be a good beastgirl series after over a decade.
I watched the pilot and it seemed to deliberately echo the original across several scenes while being refreshingly original.
Does it continue being good? Do the twins have some of that great molestation vibe Dori and Gura had?
>>14481031
She'd be too busy screwing some guy to notice or care.
>>14481026
>I have enough trouble looking after myself, I don't wanna look after two sex slaves too. Too much hassle...
Uhhh, I hate to break it to you anon, but servants are probably the lowest upkeep waifus you'll ever get. Having a waifu in an equal relationship means you'll do half the work, or a dominant waifu probably means more than half. Unless you're going to be single forever, servant-waifus are your best bet -- hell, they can probably be even less work than living by yourself, since they'll do most of the chores you'd usually need to do.
>>14481033
It's a decent series, imo. Though more slice-of-life and less outright haremy than the first one (main girl acts more like a mother/sister than a crush, so I think loli-twins are the only ones who actively seek the D)
>>14481049
>so I think loli-twins are the only ones who actively seek the D
oh my
>>14481049
So they are actually sex slaves in the game no matter what? by the way the old dude said "cherish or use them" i thought there was a daughteru end implied.
>>14481049
>Uhhh, I hate to break it to you anon, but servants are probably the lowest upkeep waifus you'll ever get
The fact that they have upkeep already makes them shit. They can't do anything without you, you have to look after them. A good waifu can also look after herself.
>half the work
What do you even consider as work? House hold chores? I already have to do it all, a waifu helping me with half is great. Slaves don't do that, they just replace household maintenance with slave maintenance.
>sub/dom
Any waifu who sits back and expects you to do everything is shit, regardless of if she likes to hold you from behind and tease your ears while jerking you off, or if she likes to be bent over and taken dominantly.
>>14480821
>Wake up in bed with your hellhound waifu
>As always, she's still dozing, snoring with a barely audible rumble
>She barely stirs when you wake her, growling and grumbling, wrapping a leg around you
>It takes a few seconds to dislodge yourself
>She protests, but you tell her you'll make her breakfast in bed today
>Something rocks back and forth beneath the covers, making them oscillate
>Whup-whup-whup-whup-whup-whup
>You head downstairs to prepare everything you'll need
>And head back upstairs not even a minute later, carrying two plates, a packet of bacon, a loaf of bread, and two eggs
>Your waifu looks up as you return, and asks why you've just so happened to come back up with all that stuff
>Before she can even finish her sentence, you're straddling her, leaning down and kissing with such furiously loving passion that most of her body warms up until her skin's glowing orange
>It begins
>You break the kiss, backing up so that you sit right atop her crotch, grinding down on her inflamed lips
>Her nipples are glowing like drops of molten iron, and any sweat forming on her skin turns to steam the instant it forms
>So you take out two slices of bread, and, with no small amount of fondling, tweaking and pinching, slot them both between the hellhound's invitingly warm breasts
>Grabbing her paws, you guide them to her breasts, keeping them squeezed together while you ready the bacon
>Remember: Always preheat
>With a single finger, you trace along the slight valleys of her abdominal muscles, travelling up and down, all along her smooth, firm six-pack
>You can feel her clench and spasm as you tease her, and she moans desperately, contracting and bucking, when you gently press into her navel with a fingertip, wriggling it in there just slightly
>Before she has a chance to recover, you take each strip of bacon and lay it down on her abdomen in rows, hearing them sizzle the moment they touch the hellhound's literally incandescent skin
>Judging by her reaction, it looks like she's getting off on the feeling of the meat cooking upon her own body
>Not willing to stop now, you take the eggs, and crack each one over a nipple, letting the nutrious mix of yolk and albumen flow onto her breasts, mixing with just the small amount of spicy milk leaking from her teats
>The sudden introduction of the gooey eggs surrounding her breasts, and your constant teasing drives her over the edge
>She climaxes, bucking her hips so hard you have to actually hold on to her to avoid being thrown completely off the bed
>When she eventually comes back down, you slip both slices of perfectly cooked toast from between her breasts, peeling away the gold-around-the-edges fried eggs in the process
>They join the bacon on the plates, one of which you hand over to her
>She digs in, mind still partially fuzzy and melty from the afterglow, to the point where the taste of breakfast itself seems to send her into another state of bliss
>Just another morning with your hellhound waifu.
>>14481075
>A hellhound so hot with sexual need that you can actually cook on her
Not sure why this blew my mind so much.
>>14481065
>Slaves don't do...household chores.
>Slaves just make more work for you.
I'm...not sure you're grasping the full concept of a servant or slave.
Or the fact that they can, you know, think and interpret what you want rather than be micromanaged 24/7 like RTS units. Particularly since they're willing slaves that don't need to be under guard.
x is best girl
>>14481089
>Slaves don't do...household chores.
Not what I said nor was it my implication. I'm implying that work is work and slaves haven't reduced any of the burden, merely shifted its nature.
>>14481075
Fuck it, I'd do that.
>>14481092
>X
>Not Y
>>14481092
bait
>>14481092
I like X. But Y has some good points too.Z is still obligatory best. Xfags go cri.
>>14481092
[My fetish] with [my waifu] stories/art/content when?!
>>14481111
>He likes Z
To think I share an airspace with such people withterrible taste
