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I want a khepri to throw me into the anubis pits.
>>14334760
>>14334760
>>14334760
There's only so many MG types that could use that anatomy flavor, though.
>>14334928
>Wendigo pit
Not sure what to think about that one.
On one hand, it would be pretty cute. On the other hand, it would be a little awkward, with all of the little Wendigos initially just forming a circle around the guy.
New chapter featuring unnecessary additions.
First for indulgent and fashionable Alps.
>You will never be hunted by an Elven Beast Tamer
>>14334952
A new chapter? After the creator said he got scared?
What bullshit wizardry is this?
>>14334952
>>14334955
http://exhentai.org/g/871576/139c193cc6/
Actually, nevermind, you weren't kidding.
>>14334955
The wizardry of growing a pair.
>>14334953
I'd spoil an alp rotten.
All the headpats it could ever want.
>>14334953
Stop calling whatever you like an alp
>>14334936
At what point in a relationship is it okay to ask a Jinko if i can touch her_abs?
What about licking them?
>>14334914 (You)
>The snuggle pits
>That's a little too stimulating for a first timer anon.
He must be made to pay for his sins.
Monster girls don't love you unless you're absolutely perfect.
>>14334953
>that
>alp
>>14334960
You can't stop me, Alps look just like succubi, so I can literally call any demon girl that looks like a succubi an Alp and there's nothing proving me wrong.
>>14334952
I hope Jin starts a series featuring shenanigans between the DQ hero looking motherfucker and CC witch.
Why do Alps attract the transgender autist audience?
>>14334964
That isn't a head pat
>>14334972
Because that's literally what they cater to.
>>14334969
>Alps look just like succubi
Go away tranny
>Anons actually think monster girls wouldn't unconditionally love them
Some people are fucking dumb as all hell.
>>14334953
That Alp isn't nearly indulgent or fashionable enough anon.
>tfw no biker hellhound in black leather to offer me a ride
x is best girl
>>14334990
>X
>Best anything
>monstergirls don't love you
>every demon girl is an alp
Off to a great start.
I want to have casual sex with monster girls while never committing to any of them!
>>14334990
I'm pretty certain that Ω is best girl.
>>14334995
Can we just start over again?
>>14334995
Fuck it.
Kung Fu Hustle-esque communities in the Mist Continent.
>>14334989
Would she be all Ghost Rider?
>>14334957
Some elf sits her ass on your floor and refuses to move unless you take her virginity. What do?
>>14334995
The doors right there.
I want to be snuggled into a Selkie's furbag with a Wendigo's cloak covering me and my head resting on a Weresheep wool pillow
>>14335008
I'm grabbin' me mallet.
>>14335008
Kick her in the throat and drag her out.
>>14335008
Where exactly? Floor is kind of a general area
>>14334961
Touching comes pretty early, they like to be admired. You had better be pretty comited before you go farther than that though.
>>14335000
I want to be denied sex by my MG waifu while she tells me and shows me how she has sex with other men!
>>14335018
I'm gonna assume it's the living room floor somewhere very noticeable and inconvenient.
>>14335014
>>14335015
What a waste. Toss her to a tentacle plant and come back when she's worth something.
>>14335004
She looks soft.No, not fat soft, fuck off.
>>14335004
>That smug-ass grin
O-Oh my...
>>14335023
Oh
Oh, well I'd just leave her there. Course, feed her so she doesn't die and move her when I have to clean up
But other from that, if she's not going to move I'm not going to force her
>>14334952
Shotacon sorceress is cute.
>>14334955
>scared
Of what?
>>14334964
why would I want to?
>>14335008
Leave and come back with a stage 3 alp that will violate that elf and show her where her place is.
Hows this?
>>14335038
That hip/waist ratio
I'm sorry, I got distracted for a spell. what was the question?
>>14335033
Of being popular. He realised how many people read his stuff, and that it was even being translated for an English-speaking audience.
He didn't want to disappoint people by not living up to their standards, so instead he disappointed people by not doing anything at all.
>>14335008
Princess carry her to the bed and thencuddle her and don't let things escalate until she at least lets me take her to dinner and get to know her.I'd date and fuck a socially awkward NEET elf.
>>14335004
Big fluffy ass paws, I want to hold them.
>>14335047
>he disappointed people by not doing anything at all
Lantern?
>>14335047
That's understandable, coming from a nip.
>>14334964
Dude I like demons, but she fucking deserved it.
>>14335004
I do love monk classes. Naked meditation with a monstergirl, now that will build discipline and focus.
People being shitty over MGs I like make me want to do the same for anytime anyone shows any amount of attraction to monster girls.
>>14335038
Is that Makoto as a Succubus?
>>14335067
Makoto from what?
>>14335061
What monstergirls do you like
>>14335075Mindflayers
>>14335067
Looks like her
I want to marry a monstergirl
>>14335080
Shit taste, Mindflayers are garbage tier and deserve no love, fuck you for liking them.
>>14335056
gone through more cocks than a chicken farm
>>14335080
Meh I have it worse.Vampire
Masochistic MGs a best.
>>14335070
From Idolm@ster.
>>14335080
Mindflayers can be nice. I think there were several examples in the previous thread.
I would imagine that they are on par with nightmares with the ability to stop bad dreams.
>>14334936
That coloration is even better than the basic one.
>>14335080
Mindflayers are wonderful. Just the right mix of alluring and weird for my tastes.
>>14335088
Nothing wrong with having good taste.
>>14335080
At least you didn't say Alps, or I would have called you a shitposting faggot.
Get some sleep anon.
>>14335090
My nigger. Minstergirls who are okay with going to sleep while in tight bondage while I cuddle them lovingly is muh fetish.
>>14335090
Sadistic monstergirls a best.
>>14335102
The only shitposting faggot here is you.
>>14335103
Sleep is for weenies, and for people who don't have papers to write.
>>14335103
No, the alps are gonna eat me.
>>14335103
Okay. But only if a cute succubus visits me in my dreams.
>>14335109>tfw have 3 papers to write but staye in the thread, now it's too late to start
I seriously need a kikimora.
>>14335090
>>14335106
Both are best.As long as it makes them bite their lip.
>>14335080goodtaste
>>14335114
Nah, masochistic a best, that guy can go fuck himself.
Tell me about your headcanon anon. What do you imagine MG culture is like?
>>14335114
This this this thisthisthisthis
>>14335113
Get your shit together, anon-kun.
>>14335119
Anon you don't understand.
You could be spanking a monstergirl's bountiful ass or she could tie you to the bed and ride you while you squirm beneath her, as long as she's doing that aroused lip biting thing it's the best to me.
>>14335124
I'd rather we not have this conversation, considering how much shit gets flung around this topic.
>>14335114
Sadistic monstergirls are better.
>>14335128Becareful there, you are triggering him.
>>14335128
>thinking you can only have one
Anons are real dummies, aren't they?
>>14335131
But anon, that's just the thing.
People here are always arguing about their headcanon for MGE and all that stuff, but we never seem to ever go in depth over what we think MGworld actually looks like outside of relative arguments, which is actually worth discussion.
>>14335128
No, you don't understand, I like what I like and don't need anyone leaving their dick prints all over it.
>>14335124
It might be an illusion of the dress, but that girl appears to have a fairly large ass.
>>14335124
It's probably shit.
>>14335150
You sound like a faggot everytime you say that.
Guys,/monster/ is dying, what are we going to do with all those refugees?
>>14335022
I want to have lots of extra-marital sex with monster girls until I eventually leave my human wife for one!
>>14335155
Don't you have some feet to be licking?
>>14335158
Well that's a scary thought.
What we always do, welcome the like minded, chase the rest out.
>>14335158
The same thing Europe needs to do with it's invaders.
Concentration camps.
>>14335163
>implying
Keep it up, champ.
>>14335171
>The same thing the entire world needs to do with it's invaders.
ftfy
>>14335148
No one wants to talk about things like that, we'd all rather shitpost to high heaven because we don't agree with each other about anything.
>>14335158
We close the door and lock it
I know it's one of you who keeps coming here and forgets to close the damn door behind them.
>>14335158
>/monster/ is dying
You base this on what?
>>14335158
Called it.
>>14335158
>/monster/ is dying
Isn't the site itself collapsing, or do I have that wrong.
>>14335173
What you should be getting form my post, I don't give two shits about your opinion.>>14335104 This guy is like me, great. >>14335106 This one isn't, but at least he has enough balls to say he has the opposite and isn't telling me what I should like, like you >>14335128 because having everything is your thing. Piss off.
>>14335158
Why?
What happened?
>>14335124
I've thought up a whole Dragoon Subculture in my head.
I just need to write it down...
>>14335158
/monster/?
>>14335194
I'm not that guy, this was my first post >>14335155, pls stop being dumb.
>>14335124
Fun
>>14335199
Don't worry about it
>>14335204
I think I need to worry about it anon.
>>14335202
Piss. Off.
>>14335080
So, you one of them freaks who likes to get his brain fondled?
>>14335208
No, it's fine. You're better off not knowing
Trust me
>>14335139
Thing is,I'm a switch. I'd enjoy both.
>>14335158
They can't be as autistic as us
>>14335209
Nah, bitch.
Curry is on it again, it seems.
>>14335208
Everything we despise here, they embrace it, that's all you need to know to see how bad it would be if they migrated here.
>>14335124
Personally my ideal MG world would be similar to ours, but with MG that would genuinely love you.
>>14335212
I really think I need to worry about it. This seems like something to worry about.
>>14335124
Im trying to write a piece thats essentially an in universe dating guide. Sorted into two halves, one for monsters dating humans the other for humans dating monsters. Written by a monster human couple so it has both perspectives.
>>14335217
So I was right in thinking you're just some faggot looking to fight. Wonderful. Can't bait me though. Better luck next time.
>>14335225
These guys >>14335087
>>14335217
Go back on vacation Saltfag.
>>14335216
Exact same shit. Kept more in check by active moderation.
All it would change is the volume of the threads.
>>14335124
That everything is cranked up to eleven.
Stronger than humans on average
Feel emotions more strongly than humans
A whole heaping pile of instinct that can be helpful or hurtful
Many think on a fundamentally different level than humans in terms of priorities and behavior"Ambassador, emissary, negotiator...You think I care about any of that? Come closer handsome and I'll tell you a secret. There's only two titles any monster will risk everything to have, those of wife and mother."
>>14335242
Samefag namecalling? You are on a roll tonight.
>>14335219
She looks excellent with short hair.
>>14335216
You have no idea.
It's more depressing than anything else, seeing what could have been alright stories descend into garbage because the writer intentionally starts writing the main character as some unlikable and/or literally autistic twit.
>>14335216
They're worse
>>14335248
Your picture has distracted me and made everything you just said look like jibberish
>>14335248
Grandmother is probably also one.
>>14335248
>There's only two titles any monster will risk everything to have, those of wife and mother.
hnnng
>>14335248
>muh monsters are the superior beings!
Fucking die.
>>14335124
I'm "No fun allowed". That's everything you need to know.
>>14335256
>>14335272
Jeez man you don't gotta be so upset over a good time
>>14335272
>Superior
>Only physically stronger and ruled by their emotions even more than regular women
Learn to read.
>>14335124
I think that monster culture would be all together not dissimilar to the one generally posited by the thread; generally motivated by sex and pleasure. That said however, I also think that there would be less specific emphasis on sex and sexual pleasure and more on general aestheticism and egocentric indulgence.
A world where everyone is basically overcome by chuunibyou, all living out their disparate fantasies in a world that where you can do that and get away with it, but still looking ridiculous to everyone who isn't living in the same fantasy as you, and yourself all the while, living as according to your own ideal of vanity.
>>14335248
I like it.
>>14335219
>Monoeye in a swallowtail suit
She looks tremendously professional. Would hire as an assistant.
>>14335277
Oh great, so they're even worse than normal women. Wonderful.
>>14335248
Not bad.
>>14335280There's still a lot of Sex & Drugs though right?
>>14335276
Nothing is good about being a bitchboy bootlicker to monster girls.
>>14335298
Why so salty
>>14335298
Put your tits in a freezer and maybe you'll feel better.
>>14335124
They have a larger focus on sex and family then most humans. Most of them try to emulate human culture in order to get closer to them. You've got the more physical ones creating sports teams, monstergirls making their own media and entertainment, and some of them become doctors and ambassadors in order to understand humans more.
>>14335292
Yeah, but with a fair amount of art, music, fashion, and general 'style' to go along with it.
>>14335299
>salty
Please die slowly and painfully.
>>14335298
Nothing wrong with knowing your place.
>>14335087
Anon, if you keep posting guro/snuff on a SFW board, you're going to get a 3-day vacation.
>>14335298
>MONSTERS being strong and wanting to jump your bones = hard femdom
dude, please
>>14335308
Guess we hit the nail on the head then, didn't we guys?
>>14335310
Don't shitstart anon.
>>14335313
It's been that way for hours or even days, or even months.
>>14335313
Yes,but just ignore and report, he's been banned before.
>>14335004
I want to cuddle chubby pudgy monster girls
>>14335312
This. Nobody said anything about them being better either. They're just kind of described as what they are, monstrous creatures that value a man more than anything.
What's interesting is applying those rules to how they actually function. You know how much crime and blood is spilled over stuff like money? Imagine the depths monsters would sink to to gain what they see as the most important thing or to protect it.
>>14335325
Why does he hate Monster Hunter anyway.
Did he get owned by a velociraptor reskin.
GuysMonster Girl Redux is dying. What are we gonna do with all the refuges?
>>14335248
I like it
>>14335328
Why would they even kill each other over men? It's not like men are an endangered species, so they only reason they wold even fight each other is if one girl started to harass another girl's man for some reason.
>>14335326
I want you to get husked.
>>14335280
>>14335307
I kind of want to see a story set in this interpretation of MGE, it seems interesting.
>>14335328
>monstergirls killing each other over you
BABY YES
>>14335343
husk
həsk/
verb
past tense: husked; past participle: husked
1.
remove the husk or husks from.
2.
say something in a husky voice.
"“Help me,” husked Miles"
I'm not sure I understand what you're trying to tell me.
>>14335340
Same reasons as people do stuff. Plenty of folks believe in an honest days work and plenty of people are murdering thieves. Then there's all the ones in-between. Monsters would have that same kind of spectrum of personalities.
>>14335349
I want you to get the life drained out of you and die' looking like a dessicated mummy.
>>14335349
husked
Ref. by Nabokov's Ada in ADA OR ARDOR as "the most extraordinary word in the English language" because it means two opposite things. Husked, as in botany: wrapped in a protective sheathing; and husked, as in common usage: undressed by another.
She was tightly husked by her underwear, but as she was willing, she was easily husked by the amorous youth.
I'm with you, but i think he wants you naked.
>>14335331
>why is this sword so slow
>where's the dash button
>>14335353
>but i think he wants you naked.
So all this time saltfag was just a really bitter alp?
>>14335331
Monster Hunter is tedious repetition made to entertain nobody aside from autistic people.
>>14335124
Not all that different. The obvious emphasis on sex and love (perhaps in that order) and probably a thriving arts culture. With wealth or conflict no longer anyone's primary motivator, I'd imagine far more time being spent on things like music and art.
>>14335344
Well, you might see one if I ever get around to writing it.
>>14335352
A tsundere alp, yes.
>>14335361
Grumpy even?
>>14335351
Seems a bit forced to me.
>>14335357
>>14335364
Well, of course he would be bitter, he lost his best friend.
>>14335365
>being as diverse as we are
>forced
kek
>>14335367
Sounds like she needs something to fill that void
>>14335374
Food?
>>14335374
Ah yes
Chocolates
>>14335374
Maybe apet_?
>>14335374
>>14335375
>>14335376
>>14335379
Come on, let's not probe this alp with stuff. Stick with the basics, don't ask her intrusive questions. Don't jam them in her.
>>14335365
Not at all. All of the differences in human societies are based on different sets of priorities and self-imposed values. We're the same species planetwide.
Monsters being so radically different in their values and priorities from existing human cultures means their own ones would be almost alien. It would be a damn shame not to explore them. Our own world is a strange and varied place. Theirs would be even more so.
>>14335384
So, no chocolates?
But I thought woman loved chocolate. This is what I get for trusting Valentines day commercials
>be working at home
>werecat waifu lays down on your desk and blocks your view of the computer to get your attention
Take a break Y/N
>>14335369
I can understand killing for money, you always need lots of it and it can be hard to get. The same with oil, or land. But monstergirls are designated to seduce and fuck men, and there's plenty of men to go around. I think them taking the hard way and killing each other like cartoon villains is like a man spending money to by a gun so he an rob a grocery store for amount of groceries equivalent to the money he spent of the gun. I guess you cold pull it off, but it seems like a lazy way to add conflict.
I hate all of you.
>>14335375
>>14335376
You know, you can't just keep giving alps food. Then they'll expect to be allowed to stay, and just lounge around your house in stained underwear and get tubby. Is that what you want?
>>14335394
Love you too grump.
>>14335392
Is she waving her ass in my face? Because if so I'm going to take a break to carry her to the bed and pound it until her tongue lolls out.
>>14335397
Eh, I wouldn't mind the company, I'm gone most evenings anyway so she could chill out and snack so long as she doesn't bring anyone else in.
>>14335397
>Stained underwear
No. Go change into clean clothes
Alps I swear
>>14335359
Seems fair. The most important thing for an MG is fucking her husband. After that, I can't imagine them putting a lot of value on wealth. While I'm sure some work would need to be done so society could function, the arts would be a good way to spend time near the family.
>>14335403
she may just want ear scratches and cuddles, but it's not as if she'd be averse to getting booty blasted
>>14335392
Chinese motherfucking dresses.
>>14335397
No. I'd rather have an Alp lounging around my place in clean underwear.
>>14335411
Then she can sit on my lap until I finish what I'm doing.
Then we can cuddle up and watch a movie or something.
>>14335393
The point is those would be outliers. Unless they're all mindless robots, there would be good mgs and bad mgs.
>>14335393
>and there's plenty of men to go around
It could be far enough down the timeline where that's not true anymore. Even if it was, it could simply be a problem of logistics, just like there's bumper crops in the North American great plains enough to feed over half the world but there's still kids starving in the worst parts of Africa. The very nature of having monster specific countries and monster cultures creates a local shortage of men. Imagine having to deal with distant traders for husbands or going beyond the borders of your whole country before single men became really common.
>>14335387
Sex politics in monster society would be so ridiculous, can you imagine the equivalent of what we consider deviant in human culture in MG society?
>>14335421
They'd make free love hippies and nudist colonies look like Mennonites.
>>14335418
There's always sharing.
I want to have a horrible break up with a monster girl, causing her to become my stalker.
>>14334971
Gloomy tittymonster cakes tickle my wiener
>>14334990
x is for faggots
I bet you like skub too you alp
>>14335418
That's why the human realm invasions happen, and why even then, Spherica, effectively Lilim levels of semen demon, has to advertise for a husband.
>>14335418
>shortage of men
It still blows my mind that KC chose to include the whole possible extinction thing.
>>14335426
Even that has it's limits logistically, and with women in the ruling spots, the traditional harem setup wouldn't work very well. Could you imagine? It could even be a public service job.
>Here's the town doctor
>The sheriff
>The judge
>The notary
>The blacksmith
>And the town HUSBANDElected for five terms and running again in November.Vote Richard, a dick you can trust.
>>14335437
Anti-skub nigger please leave.
>>14335417
I that's the point I'm trying to make. Acting like this is a common occurrence wold be plain stupid.
>>14335418
I would think that mg governments would have deals with human countries to prevent this stuff. Monstergirls just existing would open up plenty of jobs because of how unique they are. Doctors could train to become MG specialists. Chefs could learn to cook foods fit for their appetites. Builders and architects wold have to build homes and streets build for many different species. Human countries wold also be expected to encourage tourism and immigration s part as their deals. That's already one good reason for men to keep coming into monstergirl country. Not to mention the freaks that want to put their dicks into them, or people who just want to move way from their country and/or stat a new life.
>>14335439
Yeah, especially considering the fact that it's so slow coming it basically isn't going to ever happen.
Over a thousand years in the making, monsters are still at less than 10% the world population.
>>14334990
>X
>Not Σ
You're not part of the new age, anon.
>>14335090
I love smug masochists
>>14335439
I like it personally. It's a great source of conflict and a good ending needs some creativity instead of just the power of friendship.
>>14335438
Based on that ad alone, I get the feeling that she'd be a loving, if incredibly lewd, wife.Imagine her Elementals getting you prepped up for her and then having her ride you.You'd probably have to cum for all of them too.
>>14335437
>>14335444
Fuck off to [board] skub fags.
>>14335455
That would be pretty shitty.
>>14335453
>smug
I'd say expectant, but yeah, that is fun too.
For when you need your mofu on the go!
>>14335442
>Town husband
I can't help but imagine entire towns being formed from harems, sending their daughters out to find a nice man to form a town with.The sex would probably be insane. Imagine one monstergirl riding your dick while a horde of them surround you, looking at you with lustful eyes.Some of the ones closer to you might pour endurance potions or holst milk into your mouth. Or maybe whisper lewd encouragement into your ears.
>>14335451
>are still at less than 10% the world population
Exponential growth, my friend.
>>14335454
I like conflict, but dislike that the good-ending (everyone getting waifus) is actually going to cause the bad ending (extinction). Nobody likes a lose-lose situation.
>>14335461
Fuck off furry.
Monster girls are only good for casual sex.
>>14335459
Explain why fucking a lewd CC and her elemental summons would be shitty anon.
>>14335461
Too damn cheesy.
>>14335463
Low as fuck birthrate and the forming of harems around the fathers of monster girls allowing what human males we have to go farther than they otherwise would.
Trickster desert catgirls anyone?
>>14335215
You know what that makes you, Anon? A filthy fraternal acquaintance patrician sensibilities.
>>14335468
Elementals and Dark Matters are shitty people and femdom is a shitty fetish which is what almost every monster girl practices.
>>14335449
Nah man. Tourist economies are always nothing but service oriented and the local core industries suffer greatly especially from inflation. Plus you're treating them like they'd exercise some kind of economic leverage based on those things, which didn't even develop until post WWII with the death of imperialism and the US and USSR trying affect their influence that way.
Depending on the culture, they might just have straight up vassal states or colonies to ship in human men. Or establish men as property in the same way you classically had women treated in post-Bronze Age societies until very recently.
What's really ridiculous is that you seem to think they wouldn't be militant or imperialistic, especially when the MGE ones are extremely that way. They just have comically terrible military discipline.
>>14335474
Yes
>>14335216
They're actually worse, believe it or not.
>>14335476
Oh my god fuck off, I'm a dom and even I'm sick of you.
>>14335476
Ah, so you're saltbitch. Okay, now I know you're not worth replying to.
>>14335482
>says while replying to him
lol
>>14335248
That sounds like it'd be a clusterfuck but if I get one of those creatures in your image I'll volunteer to help them organize their administration.
>>14335486
This is why you always put married monsters in positions of power. They need to care about doing their job right to make things better for their family instead of chasing dick.
>>14335463
Yeah, I know population growth mechanics too, but at that rate of growth it'll still be a few thousand years before it becomes a really big problem that anyone would need to actually worry about, and by then, the demon lord will have probably made the necessary progress for monster girls to have sons. I mean, we know that that's how it's supposed to go, with the demon lord eventually solving the problem, but with so much fucking time to do it, there's actually no need to be concerned at all if it's even possible.
>>14335478
I don't know anything about economics, I was just brainstorming ways in which they cold attract men to their territories without being plain antagonistic.
>>14335489
>Putting women in power
>Ever
Have fun when they fuck everything up.
>>14335476Faggot.
>>14335392
Take your dick out and wave it at her a little
