Don't stay up past your bedtime, or a ghost might spook you in the face.
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>>14233490
First for familiars
>>14233490
A silly spook?
First for Egyptians.
>>14233490
i don't want a ghost to spook all over my face
>>14233484
>Devil worshipers not welcome.
Don't you have cowboys to shoot, texan?
Also,
>mg threads on /a/ are full of monsterboys now
guess this is what happens when we leave things.
Undead monstergirls are the best
>>14233497
Define silly.
>>14233501
But all boy like to be spooked, and have ectoplasm gush all over them.
>>14233504
When /v/ tries to talk about monstergirls they get furries complaining about monstergirls having human faces.
>>14233507
>But all boy like to be spooked, and have ectoplasm gush all over them.
It's such a headache to clean it from the carpets though.
Don't move!
>>14233523
>they get furries complaining about monstergirls having human faces.
If god exists, why doesn't he do anything about this? Athiests : 1 Christians : BTFO
>>14233527
Maybe it's your fault for being so easily spooked.
>>14233529
Wait, what? Why? I'm scared now...
>>14233504
>mg threads on /a/ are full of monsterboys now
Funny part is, the discussion they're having now is genuine fanfiction.
Wurms?
>>14233529
No idea what that's from, but it has my attention.
>>14233535
She could at least help me clean it up.
>>14233507
imagining that scene from ghostbusters 2 with the river of evil slime
>>14233504
>on /a/
Who cares?
>Texan
Swing and a miss.
>>14233556
>Swing and a miss.
Your trickery won't fool me, bible belter.
>>14233562
Well enjoy being wrong and go worship satan and his cronies somewhere else.
>>14233553
She has places to be and ghost things to do.
>>14233505
Indeed.
They even have the best Demon/Spirit Realms.
>>14233576
Being a ghost sounds like hard work.
Which monsters are the best and worst to serve as a butler to?
>>14233574
>go worship satan and his cronies somewhere else.
Satan-chan did nothing wrong. Satan a cute. Go and be a christfag somewhere else.
>>14233592
Pretending to be retarded is not and will never be funny.
>>14233589
She has to keep up appearances. Opening doors, moaning at night, disappearing in front of people, and other things. You think she just abuses her powers to do lewd things?
I just saw that one Jabberwock image from last night, is it just me or does she seem to suddenly have a lot more art? She went to having none to having a lot.
Also anyone have that one image from last night of her? The monster one.
>>14233594
>Pretending to be retarded is not and will never be funny.
Seriously though, don't you have some where else to shit up? You realize literally every girl posted and spoken about in these threads is part succubus, right? Or did that one slip you?
>>14233600
Some guy has been commissioning art like mad
>>14233600
Some Anon mad with power has been commishing art for her
>>14233574
K
>>14233590
Best: Vampire, Wight, Amazon, Lilim, Kraken,Pharaoh, any monstergirl you like.
Worst: Beezlebub, Devil Bug, Cu Sith, Orge, Kikimora.
>>14233600
I got you covered.
>>14233609
>>14233611
Really, that's a lot of art, why?
>>14233621
Thank you.
>>14233615
You forgot Cait. It's worse than all of them.
>>14233629
Nigga really likes his Wock.
Not that I can blame him.
>>14233629
>why?
Same reason Miia-fag probably spent upwards of 2k dollars on his snake pit.
>>14233629
I think he's trying to make a calendar or something. Whatever the reason I'm grateful.
>>14233607
I am aware. What you're doing is bringing up the lesser and greater devils of hell, not random creatures form folklore. We may be lonely and horny but act like you have a modicum of sense. And I was here, both this site and threads, long before you, YOU leave.
>>14233614
Fuck you too faggot. Belial is the father of sodomy, you are worshipping faggot prime.
>>14233636
>Same reason Miia-fag probably spent upwards of 2k dollars on his snake pit.
He spent 2k? Jesus why? Isn't one enough? Why are people spending large amounts of money on anime girls?
>>14233646
I think you're taking people on an Indian curry board too seriously.
>>14233629
>why?
Mad. With. Power
>>14233649
Because anime girls are a spotlight in the night.
>>14233649
People are free to spend their hard earned cash however they wish, and those niggas happen to have great taste.
>>14233649
Well that was just a guess going off the price of full size daki commissions and the amount of them he got.
As for reasons, waifus. Spent close to $200 on commissions myself, combined with merchandise it adds up pretty fast.
>>14233646
I'd sodomize that cute Belial
>>14233574
I bet your nun is actually a succubus
>>14233646
>This faggot wouldn't bang the ara ara motherly Princess Seere
top kek. I've argued with you before I think. The whole analanguish over naming actual demons is familiar.
>>14233682
>motherly
>actual demon
>motherly
Enjoy her futa cock reaming you, goetia fool.
>>14233677
You can have Belial, I want to do unspeakable things to Asmodeus.
>>14233677
>sodomizing the father of sodomy
Yeah, good luck with that.
>>14233702
You do know he is "The destroyer of men?"
Angels are out of style.
Demons are radical and awesome.
>>14233699
>Seir (also known as Seire, Seere, or Sear) is a Prince of Hell with 26 legions of demons under his command. He can go to any place on earth in a matter of seconds to accomplish the will of the conjurer, bring abundance, help in finding hidden treasures or in robbery, and is not a demon of evil but good nature, being mostly indifferent to evilness.
>He is depicted as a man riding a winged horse, and is said to be beautiful.
Slap on the KC brand of monstergirl and she's basically demonic titiana.
>futa
That's the best you got? Nothing else, so you just pull dick out of nowhere? Nice try faggot.
>>14233699
Wow, someone's upset.
>>14233716
>You do know he is "The destroyer of men?"
Yes, Asmodeus-chan can destroy my pelvis any day.
>>14233719
>faggot
>says the gender bending twink
Sticks and stones gaybo.
>believing demon propaganda
>>14233723
>>14233732
He's probably just booty blasted his angel girls a shit
>>14233737
>says the gender bending twink
See? He doesn't even know where he is
>>14233716
>The destroyer of men
oh baby
OhmyGod these nerds actually being upset on the internet.
>>14233716
>"The destroyer of men?"
>>14233743
>doesn't know where he is
Oh yeah, cause that fetish and alps are real popular here.
>>14233743
Now now, I wouldn't call Angels completely shit, they're great for spanking, bondage play and humiliation.
>>14233745
Blueberries are the best.
>>14233745
If you're not going to take this seriously, you should stay out of it.
>>14233549
It's from Until Dawn, an interactive QTE game where you stay at a spooky winter cabin and have to avoid Wendigo from killing you
>>14233765
>Oh yeah, cause that fetish and alps are real popular here.
Gee I wonder what gender all the monsters that predate the DL taking power were.
>>14233769
>I wouldn't call Angels completely shit
I would. Wanton harlots and deceivers of men. Demons can't lie, nor can they hide their intentions. Protip: Its your dick.
Remember kids, if an angel appears, she probably wants you to aid in the genocide of the human race. Don't believe her lies! Take this lovely Balrog demon instead.
I want to cuddle an Alp and be her hug buddy!
>>14233646
>but act like you have a modicum of sense
Where do you think we are?
>>14233762
You should read about the things you fap to sometimes, so you know what you SHOULDN'T fap to.
>>14233743
Come on now man, that's uncalled for. I'm not that faggot who's getting all butthurt about demon girls, but angel girls are fucking olev.
>>14233668
>>14233671
>>14233676
I wish I had drawing talent so I could tap into the waifufag market.
>>14233786
>all the monsters were male
I knew devil worshipper were idiots but damn son.
>>14233796
Oh so we have zero sense. Okay, break your hand with a hammer and post pics.
I don't have any issue with Demons or Angels, but please slow down on the image dumps, or at least delete some of the images you've already posted.
You've got a problem, Anon. A problem that just moved in next door.
Your new neighbor is a Gandharva, and the worst kind of Gandharva at that. She's a huge music snob, incredibly pretentious, and never misses an opportunity to critique what you're listening to.
But now, thanks to a friendly wizard creating a magic copy of you to do your day-to-day chores and whatnot, you now have the ability to follow her around 24/7 and blare a single song on repeat to annoy her.
What song do you choose, Anons?
>>14233842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_XjIRuAoqk
>>14233772
>taking discussion in a monster girl thread seriously
>>14233842
>friendly wizard
I do not trust this wizard.
>>14233816
>implying there weren't some who were
Anon, pls.
>>14233842
https://youtu.be/-gPuH1yeZ08
Read the description for it to make more sense.
Also, if any of you can make it through the full 20 minutes: I commend you.
>>14233842
Leek spin.
or green grass and high tides.
>>14233849
>he doesn't know waifus are serious businessI'm fine with the back and froth but we should listen to >>14233837
>>14233855
You said ALL you illiterate mouth breather.
>>14233842
https://youtu.be/PJiZhj6LiAM
>>14233842
>Clones
No. I don't trust clones
>>14233867
>I can only interpret things 100% literally
If I said every monster that was male before being turned into a monstergirl was male, that would be quite redundant now wouldn't it. Now if I just said monsters, its the same as saying all, so what's the big deal. I obviously didn't mean every single one ever, otherwise I would have said that. I can say,
>All the dragons
>All the liches
>Al the holstaur and minotaurus
And a bevvy of others likely.
>>14233885
Why don't you just nip this in the bud now before it gets stupid.
>>14233885
>>14233786
>Gee I wonder what gender all the monsters that predate the DL taking power were.
>all the monsters
Nah, fuck you special ed.
>>14233891
>before it gets stupid.
It started stupid. Who the fuck seriously complains about turning entities into monstergirls? It's literally what we do here.
>>14233842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnZjZWnbuus
If you found out that your waifu hadpierced nipples and a few tattoos in secret placesfrom when she was young and wild, would you still love her?
>>14233903
Guy doesn't like named demons, not monstergirls.
>>14233915
No.
>>14233915
>things only weenies care about
>>14233916
Some one turned a named demon into a monstergirl. Guy should grow a thicker fucking skin.
>>14233842
I FUCK THE MUSIC, I MAKE IT CUM
I FUCK THE MUSIC WITH MY SERPENT TONGUE
>>14233915
>Ushi-Oni with piercings and tattoos
Absolutelyacceptable.
I'm here for my spider and chill so just relax and enjoy the weaving.
>>14233935
Did you not hear him, Anon? He said she's pretentious. She'll love that.
>>14233929
Maybe you shouldn't have shit taste and think solely with your dick.
>>14233947
I wonder if Rocknroll will do all 72.
>>14233842
I wouldn't choose a song, I would replace all the music she owns with Death Grips
>>14233505
>Wight, Lich and Jiang-Shi
>all high-tier in power level>none of them wear underwear
Team undead stronk
>>14233941
That looks pretty cozy.
>You'll never summon the chuuni Duchess Crocell
>You'll never eschew her offers to teach geometry and liberal sciences in favor of making her your maid, making use of her ability to warm waters to have eternally hot coffees and tea
>You'll never make her give you ASMR reminiscent of rushing waters as you go to sleep
I don't know what this other guy is salty about this sounds like heaven.
>>14233947
Creepy multiarm waifus
>>14233948
I hope you don't play any tabletop games, I would kick you out if you were in my party.
>>14233915
>pierced nipples
Not a big fan
>and a few tattoos
depends, I find tattoos like Alice's or her knights to be incredibly fucking hot
>>14233842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V82PKea58M
This. This a thousand times and some.
>>14233967
>Genzoman
Meh. Also, please stop dumping images.
>>14233970
This is giving me feels I didn't think I would feel.Please don't give me a multi-arm fetish, guys.
>>14233948
my taste>yourtaste
>>14233971
>tabletop nerd
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>14233842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRo48zg2iyU
>>14233970
10/10 manga.
>>14233979
More lies?
WHO'S READY FOR MOTHGIRLS?!
>>14233965
>you will never give Duchess Flauros headrubs while sitting in her magic triangle
>>14233970
Great, all I can think of now is multiarm handjobs
>>14233993
Unless that mothgirl can somehow cure my cold that's been lasting for over a week, I'm not.
>>14233993
I'm ready for more MG versions of named demons just to piss off the priest that stumbled in here.
>>14233993
Is there going to be a third part?
Hopefully RS will be able to translate it when it ever comes out.
Speaking of RS. More Through the Floor when?
>>14233997
If she has multiple arms, how would that factor into the algorithm?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-hUV9yhqgY
>>14233965
>>14233996
>>14234000
>you will never watch the prideful and foolish do the hellfire rumba because they wanted to be edgy devil worshipping "cool kids"
>>14233998
She'll cure you, Anon. Just come a little closer...
>>14233996
>You'll never head innawoods with Princess Stolas
>She'll never give you instruction on which plants are poisonous and which are good to eat, or how to easily find precious stones
>You'll never lay with her before the campfire, cocooned in her avian wings, her long legs entwined with your own as you fuck under the open sky
Sucks
>>14234000
You have to be 18 to post here.
>>14233978
It's a great fetish to have, why resist?
>>14233978
http://imgur.com/EpwBirp
>>14234007
FIne, if I start into a coughing fit that's her fault.
Huh, it's warm, and soft. I always liked soft and warm things.
>>14234015
Dammit Anon, what did I tell you not to do?
>>14234008
>tfw no Princess Orobas centaurfu
>>14234002
No time soon, unfortunately. Dragongirl story soon, though.
>>14234008
>she'll never watch you writhe in agony as she tricks you into eating wormwood
>>14234023
>No time soon, unfortunately.
Bummer.
>Dragongirl story soon, though.
Brilliant.
>>14234017
Welcome baaaack....
I want to annoy a demon by putting my own fine print into the contract, and she only finds out after i sign it.
>>14234022
>No Marchioness Forneus to stand beside you as you build your empire, more loyal than a kikimora, shrewder than a tanuki
>Holy shitposting
>Literally "stop liking what I don't like"
Yanno usually you guys are more proactive about this kinda shit.
>>14234032
I want to sign a contract with my delicious brown demon Onee-san!
>>14234037
Would a Queen/Countess Vine be a fusion between a Centaur and a Liongirl?
Or maybe just a tauric Liongirl with a pet snake.
>Wake up
>Get into an accident
>Due to some blood transfer accident you are now infused with Super Soldier serum
What do?
>>14234037
>he will never make you eat the drowned at sea
Aren't you happy?
>>14234045
Thankfully it's just one autist.
>>14234032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9QHak8h1AQ
>>14234051
>Or maybe just a tauric Liongirl with a pet snake.
I like to think they're just sidekicks. Liongirl with a genki lamia that's touchy feely because she likes to be handled and a standoffish midnight black centaur girl
>>14234062
One autist too many
>>14234015
And this is where I take my leave for a few hours. If you need me I'll be in the bathroom.
>>14234059
Probably get drafted, then die, or get drafted and get my blood drained for the serum. Super soldiers don't live happy lives.
>>14234063
I would have posted https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw3HQUYgCsY, personally.
>>14234059
Fight for justice.
>>14234051
>he will never rip off your flesh and add your bones to his palace
>>14234059
Drive an ice cream truck.
>>14234060
>>14234075
Get the stick out of your ass, anon.
>>14234079
That's actually the most dangerous job
>Wurm wants her ice cream
>She doesn't have money
>Oni tells her to just take it
>>14234032
>make it so that she HAS to call you 'Super Kame Guru' every time
>>14234059
Finally rid the world of theeternal jew.
>>14234030
It's you, why do I know it's you? Should I even care? Why should I? Feel better, so why waste my better time questioning it.
>>14234060
>>14234024
>>14234075
I can report this for shitposting right? Just checking because I heard mods can be fickle for what they consider to be legitimate reports. I mean this is just pure 'if I don't like it, no one can' mentality
>>14234090
Tanuki boss woman wants word with you. She finds your, presentation a little disconcerting.
>>14234094
Just wait it out and ignore him.
Ok Anon, whether it's because you want to keep your wizard's tower safe or just need some help around the house, you've decided to pick up a golem to help out. The problem is that you've got 10 magical fun bucks to buy one.
What golem do you buy parts for?
Remember: 10 points
>Frame
Default Frame (Free): Looking like an average human woman, it's the basic body used by most golems and offers nothing out of the ordinary. Has B-cups, some nice hips, and a bit of a behind.
>Child's First Friend Frame (1 point): A loli frame intended to look like, and be friends with, a child. Flat, no real hips, a bit of a rear and child sized.
>Pleasure Model (1 point): Built for...'comfort' and nothing more, this model has an hourglass figure with E-cup breasts, a greatly padded bdehind, and hips that are perfect for holding, average height.
>Matron Model (2): Built to care for children, this model keeps the general shape of the pleasure model but adds a small layer of padding to give it a softer feeling and appearance. Average Height.
>Construction Model (2): A model built to do heavy lifting, it's breasts are only C-cups and it's rear is more compact than the pleasure models but it sports a toned body with a hint at abs and stands an impressive 5 feet, 10 inches.
>War Frame (3): Built for heavy combat, these golems have been granted increased muscle mass and durable bones that can take the heaviest blows. Typically reserved for VIPs or people with too much money. Has a six pack, muscles that look like an oni who's been bulking on protein, D-cup breasts, and a muscled thighs with a tight rear.
Custom Frame (Varies): A new, custom frame not listed here is 3 points, a modified version of an existing one is that frame's cost + 1. NOTE: Do not do inhumane shapes [centaurs, lamia, etc), that's later on)
>Personality Matrices:
1. Default/Emotionless (Free): Built without any real personality, these golems have no true emotions and, instead, operate on cold logic and the slight instincts of their monstrous nature.
1. Kuudere (1): A slight alteration to the default core, this personality matrix adds a hint of true emotion with the ability to express love back, although they largely remain quiet.
2. Deredere (1): A matrix designed to grant the golem a tender, caring personality, it was originally intended for use in matron/CFF golems, although a few have put it in combat models.
3. Tsundere (2): An offshoot of the deredere matrix given a defiant streak, these golems tend to seem resistant to listening to their masters, although they still obey in the end. They do not display physical violence and their resistance is kept to verbal exchanges.
>Dandere (2): Based upon the kuudere matrix, portions of the deredere matrix have been added so that they seem to have a meek, shy demeanor who that seems hungry for praise.
>Yandere (2): Originally based on the deredere matrix, it was an experiment to increase the loyalty factor which, to an extent, they succeeded. Models with these matrices are known to be possessive of their master and jealous of other girls. Although newer models don't have the...'volatility' of the earlier models, they are still known to be quite suspicious of females who are not a member of their master's family.
>Tomboy (3): A full fledged personality matrix that seems more 'masculine', if only just, these matrices are known to grant the golems a tad more up front and brash personality, at the cost of making them a bit less receptive (almost embarrassed) at affection.
>GENKI (3): A model intended for child models, this personality is sweet and energetic, always optimistic and wanting to do things with their charge.
>Himedere (4): As far from the standard as you can get, these princess like personalities are as expensive as the nobles they emulate. Although they make excellent officers or head maids, they often seem to order their masters about, instructing them on how to better themselves and live up to the golems expectations.
Custom Personality (Varies): A new, custom matrix not listed here is 3 points, a modified version of an existing one is that personality's cost + 1.
Extras are next.
>>14234098
>being a wageslave
I kek'd.
>>14234103
Extras:
Maid Routines (1): a upgrade granted to golems, this turns a golem into a master of cleaning and laundry.
Chef Routine (1): Another common upgrade, it makes the golem into a master chef who can cook anything from filet mignon to hot wings.
Lactation enhancer (1): An alteration to the golem's breasts, it induces constant, natural lactation in the golem, although it does increase her spirit energy requirements by a little bit
Spell Memory banks (1): An upgrade that dedicates a portion of the golems memory to maintaining spells and incantations. Needed if one wants their golem to cast spells.
Inbuilt Weapons: (2) Ranging from mana cannons built into their hands, detachable rocket fists, eye lasers, and more, this gives your golem a suit of offensive capabilities.
Medical Expansion (2): Adds medical magic and scanners which let her monitor your current condition and treat injuries/diseases ranging from the common cold to limb loss.
Mana Core Enhancer (2): An upgrade to the golem's power source, this upgrade allows the golem to produce massive amounts of mana which can be siphoned of by their masters for spell casting or harnessed by the golem itself. Needs a memory upgrade to cast spells.
Non-human Frame upgrade (3): Changes the golems frame to take on a nonhuman shape. Allowing centaur frames, lamia frames, or even nano-golem ooze frames.
What do you build anons?
>>14234032
Make it so she has to wear a silly hat during the day.
>>14234103
>War Frame
>Tomboy
>Spell Memory Banks
>Medical Expansion
>Chef Routine (because I'm only good at cooking desserts and I don't want to get fat)
>>14234059
become an artist
>>14234059
Nothing really.
>>14234114
Ooh look at what we have here, self employed man.
>>14234103
>>14234117
>War Frame (3)
>Yandere (2)
>Chef Routine (1)
>Lactation enhancer (1)
>Spell memory banks (1)
>Mana Core Enhancer (2)
The best make-a-waifu a man could have.
>>14234103
>Pleasure Model
>Yandere
>Mana Core enhancer
>Medical Expansion
>Spell Memory Banks
>Lactation Enhancer
>Maid Routines
Yandere pleasurebot that always knows my medical condition and is a perfect spellcaster and maid but fails at cooking sounds adorable.
>You'll never cook for her as she hovers over your shoulder, visibly worried that you'll hurt or cut yourself.
>She'll never treat your food like edible gold
They way to anythings heart is through its stomach.
>>14234103
>>14234117
>Construction model
>Genki
>Maid routines
>Chef routine
>Non-human frame - Wurm
>>14234124
So a big, bulky tomboy golem that memorizes all your spells and plays doctor to you along with cooking?Do you pat her head and watch her squirm.
>>14234145
So, a magical, muscled yandere with lactating tits?
Fine choice.
>>14234147
Oh lordy, that's prime wife material there.
>>14234150
Oh wow, you just built what is essentially a wurm golem.
Only she's probably a bit smarter and is the perfect maid.
>>14234059
Suplex an ushi-oni through the floor.
>>14234103
>War frame
>Kuudere
>Maid routine
>Lactation enhancer
>Chef routine
>Weapons
>>14234103
>>14234117
Oppai loli frame, 2 fun bucks.
Deredere personality, 2 fun bucks
Maid and chef routines, 2 fun bucks
Mana core and spell memory, 3 fun bucks
Having the perfect portable paizuri stand, priceless.
>>14234103
>War frame
>Tomboy
>Inbuilt Weapons
>medical expansion
That should be good for bodyguard work
>>14234165
A nice, bodyguard maid who's there to keep you safe and hasmilky breasts.
>>14234171
Sounds portable.
>>14234176
Do you pat her head whenever she does a good job?
>>14234161
>Only she's probably a bit smarter and is the perfect maid.
That's the plan, take the wonderful package that is a Wurm and give her some specialized knowledge in one or two areas.
Plus who wouldn't like a genki wurm with abs bringing them breakfast in bed?
>>14234103
>Default frame
>Yandere
>Maid routine
Do I get change?
>>14234179
Depends of if she wants one.does inhuman frame include dragons?
>>14234161
>Oh lordy, that's prime wife material there
It's great because with her medical scanners she can modify her milk to have exactly what I need to be able to pump her full of more 'mana'. We're the perfect perpetual machine of snuggles and baka coupleness.
>>14234189
Yes, you keep whatever funbucks you don't spend.
>>14234193
Yes.
Do note that it merely makes her look like one, it doesn't give her the strength/powers of one.
>>14234103
>Pleasure model
>Himedere
>Lactation enhancer
>Inbuilt weapons
>medical expansion
>>14234198
Well what's my change good for?
>>14234201
Does she "OOOOhohohoho!" as she shoots her mana cannons?
>>14234198
Dang
one day, a true dragon golem will be mine,
and i shall have alongside this one
>>14234215
Oh yes, and she can convert her drill hair into actual drills.
>>14234103
>no option for a non-gendered golem
Ugh.
Well, in lieu of my enormous stone lifting machine I guess...
War Frame
Kuudere
Maid routine
spell memory banks
Mana core enhancer
And I guess medical enhancement since I have two extra points.
>>14234227
Seems like a good general purpose assistant right there.
>>14234227
Tumblr pls
>>14234103
>>14234117
>Matron Model modified to be Taller and Chubbier (3)
>Himedere (4)
>Spell Memory Bank (1)
>Mana Core Enhancer (2)
I want to serve my Golem Mistress as her butler! I want to help her with whatever magical schemes she's planning up! I want to spoil her with sweets and treats!
>>14234244
But what if I want a generic genderless golem for my own fun and games? If I want to sex it up I can do it later.
>>14234246
So strange.
She was built to serve, not be served!
Well, if that's what you want then so be it.
>>14234244
I just want an assistant that can pick up very heavy things for me and obeys my every order, anon. I'm just an everyday wizard.
>>14234242
Should be useful around the tower somehow, at least.
>>14234171
i would like to purchase your golem creation plans
>>14234103
>Contruction Model
>Deredere
>Inbuilt weapons
>Medical Expansion
>Spell Memory banks.
>Maid
>Chef
>>14233646
http://i.imgur.com/lnamVUq.jpgBUUUUUUUURN IN THE MAKER'S FIRE
>>14234270
Simple but versatile, I like it.
>>14234253
That's what makes her the best, how many Golems out there can say they're the master in the relationship? I'll polish her up, dress her in the nicest clothes, and make every other Golem wish they were her!
And after a long hard day of serving her, I'll cuddle her while she pouts, happy I have the best Golem mistress in the world!
What are some of the ideas about a chuuni JRPG-esque story ?
I will start.
>Monster girls came to the world several centuries ago for unknown reasons.
>Change mankind forever.
>Bring Magic and shit.
>Current world is similar to your typical MG world with some dash of Magitech and Monster girls and their lovers can use magic fuel by the Power of Love.
>Be an orphan of a rare human mother.
>Got adopted by some extremist Anti-MG organization
>Got trained to become a MG killing machine.
>Wander through the woods in the countryside in one of the training sessions someday
>Meet cute same-age loli vampire waifu, who is a daughter of a MILF vampire knight general.
>Become best friends.
>Sneaking out one night to play with her.
>Your trainer cought that.
>They tried to harm her.
>Try to fight them to buy time for your waifu got away.
>Your waifu escaped, asked her mom and dad to help.
>Two weeks later, both of them and the army came.
>Busting the entire lair of bad guys
>Found you chained in the dungeon, tortured and beaten.
>Weird writing, scripture carved on your back, likely with knife.
>With your hazy consciousness, found your waifu hugging you and vow to
protect you.
>>14234277
Such a strange man.
Well, if that's how you want her than feel free.
>>14234032
>Still no Demon stories outside of the greentexts
>>14234277
But she's not a living person. She can't be a mistress.
>>14234103
>>14234117
>Pleasure Model (1 point)
>GENKI (w/ Tomboy Modification) (4 points)
>Maid Routines (1 Point)
>Chef Routine (1 Point)
>Non-Human Frame Upgrade: Lamia Frame (3 Points)
I'm going to love and cuddle her every night.Is it okay to have the Lamia Frame be a modular part she can take on and off at will?
Which MGs are the best at solving really abstract, convoluted puzzles?
>>14234284
Actually, all our golems come with a free womb and fertility unit built in the frame, allowing pregnancies and children.
>>14234289
Crow Tengu, Lich, Anubis and Wurm.
>>14234284
And somewhere out there, a Wight read this post, crossed her arms and pouted.
>>14234287
Yes, you can allow it to be modular, you'll need to get a leg unit on your own time though.
If you could have one super power to fight crime in mgc what would it be?
I'd pick having balls that are connected to the elemental plane of jizz. They'd never see it coming
>>14234300
She's technically alive.
>>14234280
It is! And there's nothing strange about creating a dominant golem who'll demand you serve her and love you in return!
>>14234284
Don't bully her, she's real, soft, and haughty! She's no different than you or me outside of her creation. She's real and living, and one day I want to have tons of cute babies with her!
>>14234303
Immunity to mamono mana, and mamono mana is repelled from my personal presence of about ten feet.
I'll be unstoppable.
>>14234300
>lying down with laptop on belly shitposting online
>Wight waifu comes in, turns the lights off and sits in the center of the room, brings her knees to her chest like a kid and pouts
>Practically, silently screaming 'come pamper me'
>Sigh, get up, head over, sit behind her and pull her back until her head is resting on your lap
>Let her stew in silence for a bit
>"Hey... I can be a good mistress if I wanted... right?"
How do you respond?
>>14234312
>What are regular poisoned darts
Hey did anyone read the new chapter of EMG?Mero's mom is the worst mom.No wonder the king left her.
>>14234284
More like because they're motionless and have no desires of their own besides your dick. That guy is huffing something, wanting a golem mistress.
>>14234313
Well she's acting more like a child than a mistress. She needs to be more dominant and assertive if she wishes to be a mistress.
>>14234309
>Soft, Himedere golem who's insecure about being a 'real' girl
There goes my heart
>>14234318
HAHAHA! Mermaids a shit. Okayado's monsters are garbage, praise KC.
>>14233842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED_pU2oDnug
>>14234317
>monsters bothering to use anything but mamono mana for anything
Plus, I could just, like, wear armor or something. I get a costume.
>>14234302
Why do I get the feeling that she's going to pester me to save up to buy her all sorts of modular units?I mean I probably will, but I don't know if my heart could take her cuteness while asking me.
>>14234318
>More NTR and 3DPD sluts from crabman
Colour me not surprised.
>>14234320
Hey, sometimes mistresses can be brittle in places. It's up to you to cover for those weaknesses.
>>14234303
The power to turn people good so they stop committing crimes.
>>14234318
This shit makes my blood boil.
>>14234330
>3DPD sluts
Anon I'm not sure what you mean by this.
>>14234328
Yeah, well what do you do if they start spitting darts at you who have their own armored costumes?
>>14234330
Hey, at least Mero realized that being NTR'd is shit and saved Kimihito's life.Though she still seems oddly fixated on having a three way relationship with Kimihito and Miia.
>>14234337
Mgs that act like 3pd
>>14234335
Mero's mom did everything wrong.And almost got her daughter and a human killed over her tragedy fetish.
>>14234278
>Fast forward to the present.
>You are now the attendant of your now late teen vampire knight apprentice waifu.
>Despite your affection for each other, both of you still haven’t get together yet.
>Vampire waifu blamed herself for your suffering.
>You have an inferiority complex, thinking yourself not worthy of your waifu’s love and probably being a danger to her with you being brainwashed with your instructor at the organization.
>Incidents happen all over the country.
>You and your waifu, being apprentice knights, get there to investigate.
>Find out that the culprits are instructor of the organization of your past.
>Team up with other monster girls and their lovers.
>The whole party are couples, except you and your waifu.
>Battle your way through bosses.
>During that, your party members help both of you realize your feeling.
>Get together as lovers just a few days before the final boss event.
>The Primordial Chaos that once forced MGs to abandon their world now appeared.
>Turn out the writing on your back was a chant to summon and control it.
>You and your comrades fight it. Get defeated.
>You sacrificed yourself to save the world, tried to force the Primordial Chaos to self-destruct.
>Your vampire waifu pissed off, went Gurren Lagann with the power of love, slapped the living emo-edge out of you and punched the Primordial Chaos currently consume you.
>The whole party decide to fight it again, the same time, all the other monster girls- humans couples all over the world use their power of love to power up your strongest attack.
>Defeat it.
>Timeskip.
>You are now a middle-aged man telling your dhampir daughteru about the tales of how you and your waifu get together while the whole family on the picnic.
>Finish the story with how important the bond and love between monster girl and human could help overcome all odd.
>The final scene if of your family picture.
>>14234347
To be fair, at no point did they say that Mama Murderfish's actions weren't really fucked up. She nearly killed her daughter and an innocent human just so she could fulfill a tragedy kink that even Junko Enoshima would find a bit excessive.
>>14234326
>He says after KC made Cait Sith and Cu Sith.
>>14234363
Crabman has made just as many if not more furries
>>14234103
>Child frame (1)
>Deredere (1)
>Chef (1)
>Spell Memory (1)
>Inbuilt Weapons (2)
>Medical Expansion (2)
>Mana Core (2)
Battle loli is going toprotect my smile!Just gonna say, I'm really digging the creativity of this one. Good job anon.
>>14234318
>Worst girl
>Expecting her mom to not be shit
>>14234365
Ah Moving Goalposts, the classic tactic of someone with blind faith in someone.
>>14234334
Hope you have a day job.
>>14234350
interesting
>>14234371
He and I are different people I was just pointing out where you were wrong. Holding one above the other on account of furries is neither here nor there as they both fuckin' did it.
>>14234318
>See this
>Open the /a/ thread to see what are they talking about
>Close the thread
>>14234363
Nobody's perfect. At least even his shittiest monsters would never ntr you.
>>14234377
Are they mad or something?
>>14234357
Not to mention she also
>Cheated on her husband so hard he dumped her
>Slandered an innocent Scylla to stir outrage in her people
>Fully intended to use this outrage to forcibly isolate Mermaids from humanity
>All so she could get off to the tragedy of being separated from the man she cheated on her husband with.
>Also she tried to force her daughter to have a fetish she didn't want anymore.
We have a confirmed worst girl in EMG.
>>14234350
>vampire
>affection
>>14234376
Holding one above the other on any basis is stupid, which is why the whole Cait/Cu Sith shit was a massive shit fest, because people here hold KC on such a fucking massive pedestal, and forget he's fucked up plenty of times.
>>14234383
Yeah he just made Matangos who turn you into them, Alps who do the same, and I'm sure there are plenty other shit tier monsters I'm forgetting.
KC is not far superior to Okaydo.
They're both vastly superior to CW's author though, that shit's probably even more drugs and /pol/ than before I bet.
>>14234377
>Opening the /a/ thread
You pool soul, they've really went to shit.
Remember EMG fans hating on us because of "fanfiction"? Well they're doing stories about EMG girls now, hell TF is even doing greentexts. I guess it was always one big case of "stop liking what I don't like."
So since MGE vampires are pretty clearly based off the elegant Dracula-style vampires, what would predatory Nosferatu-style vampires look like?
>>14234396
It wasn't really EMG fans, it was just a few very dedicated shitposters backed up by a shitty mod.Did he get fired or what, I don't keep track of what goes on with moderators.
>>14234329
>"Look at this wings Master! Arm units that look like a wyvern!"
>I dunno..they're kinda-
>Golem pouts at you, a little "Jiiiiii" coming out as she does
>Guess you're getting the wings
>>14234396
>Well they're doing stories about EMG girls now, hell TF is even doing greentexts
No, TF went full fujo and now they're doing greentexts about EMG monsterboys.
>>14234400
Closest thing I can think of, honestly. Orlok was closer to a Strigoi in physical appearance to a normal Dracula-style vampire.
