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Well shit. I messed up.
I need your help /mgt/, have you seen this Yeti?
>>14218060
You had one fucking job, OP.
>>14218060
What's the pay like? How are the hours? Do I get any benefits?
>>14218072
Close enough, "Monster girl" appears in the body so people can find it in the archive
>inb4 All Vampires Act One Way vs. All Vampires Act Another Way faggots keep arguing
If anyone cares, I made one proper.
What just happened?
>>14218072
I did have the title, but I accidentally refreshed and forgot to enter it again. I'm bad at this.
>>14218060
Hi your link isn't working
>>14218085
Welp. Fuck.
We should stick to this one.
>>14218085
>no pastebin or wordpress
>people will clearly be able to find this thread anyways since "monster" is in the body
end yourself holy shit
>>14218069
>this fuckin nigga comin up and askin me where his Yeti is, I don't know your life, what do I look like, Lachesis?
You know what I like? Manticores.
>>14218097
I already put them up.
>>14218107
Me too.
>>14218108
Me too.
The only problem is they're everywhere, and people don't like them because of that. Which is understandable, but it's sad all the same.
>>14218108
Guilty, I love that fluffy mane.
>>14218108
I'll steal John McClane's "I hate niggers" sign, make it say "I hate Manticores" and drop you in MGC Detroit
Remember to never trust golems.
You never know when one may start converting other monster girls into golems or release a mutagenic virus that will effect them, all so they can 'better protect" their husbands
Reminder that vampires a shit and don't love you for you.
>>14218108It's the only thing I still like about .less.
>>14218136
>That one "She doesn't love you!" faggot again
I wonder where these guys keep coming from, really.
>>14218147
>manticore
always a waste
>>14218108
I do too. I think their designs are fantastic.
>>14218147
MOFUCORES ARE CUTE! CUTE! CUUUUTE!
>>14218149
>They are full of pride, considering themselves to be nobility while looking down upon humans as lesser beings
>Due to the pleasure and narcotic effect of sucking blood, most of them feel a large amount of lust towards their prey directly after feeding, but as far as they are concerned, copulation with a human being is a filthy act, so most vampires will probably try to control their lust.
>Men whom they are fond of are taken away to their homes and kept as both servants and food sources, being forced to take care of the vampire herself. On the surface, they are treated as servants, but these captured men are also husband-candidates. Men who live as their servants are infused with magical power every time they feed, eventually transforming into “incubi.” Men who have become incubi are regarded as nobility, the same as themselves, and thus they become treated as husbands.
Deal with it, and it's, "they don't love humans", faggot.
>>14218149
Nah anon. There's the one guy who claims ALL MGs do not, will not, and indeed, cannot love you; and will just trade you in for a new model when you expire.
Then there's this guy who'll go on and on about how all vampires are invariably hateful of humans, and will never show them a shred of affection until they've been transformed into Incubi. Across the board, no variations, they all act in exactly this manner.
>>14218162
Still better then dumbypirs.
>>14218149
>people hating on things
>not /jp/
So the old concept of a Tanuki had huge balls right?
Does that mean that MG Tanukis havethe fattest pussies?
>>14218163
>I'm claiming it
>not the profile
Scornful/contemptuous, sure. I've never used the word hateful.
>>14218166
>one treats you like dirt
>the other like a human being
Guess which is the good one.
>>14218154
Spirit and Demonic Energy, See Mimiru for an example of a human mage and monster mage
>>14218178
>The profiles
>That're repeatedly said to be generalizations not completely indicative of every possible individual
Uhuh.
>>14218172
>people hating on things
>not vampires
>>14218166
>Implying anything is better than Dumbpire
Nope, you better take that back right the fuck now, I ain't playin.
Jabberwock onee-sans are cute!
Cute!
>>14218186
He meant Damphyrs.
>>14218193
It's spelled Dhampir, you dangus.
>>14218166
>stronger than vampires, no sunlight weakness, treat you well, not as a servant or food source
>well vampires are still better
I don't think so Nathan.
Is shitposting about vampires the new trend? I'm seeing it a lot lately, that and the hellhoundhater that always gets banned and "jabberwock mouths are male".
>>14218191
omg /d/ mascot so kawaii!!!!!!
>>14218108
I love them. Fluffy manes and tailpussies are the best.
>>14218202
Is there a reason why you're trying to push that?
>>14218202
Did a Jabberwock touch you as a child? Why are you so hostile to them?
>>14218197
Nope. Still better.
>>14218203
I read that as, fluffy memes.
>>14218184
Yeah like I care about this line, they're generalizations when they suit you and hard inalienable hard facts when they don't. Most glaring example, Kikimoras can be doms but hellhounds can't be subs. So try your generalization line somewhere else.
Does anyone remember that chameleon girl that came from these threads so many moons ago?
>>14218191
>Jabberwock mouth with the gold tooth again
Kek.Jabberwock in a Naval Piranha costume when?
Tie up the Mousegirls! Bondage war now!
>>14218209
TOUCH THE TAIL
IT'LL BE SWELL
>>14218207
No.I just wonder what's it like to be groped by her tentacles.
>>14218208
>LALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Shit eating Cheshire grin.jpg
>>14218200
>people can't have negative opinions on monsters, because that would be shitposting
>>14218218
I just want to have a haughty vampire mistress that does that noblewoman's laugh who at first seems to be cold and uncaring but later warms up to me until I'm her husband.
>>14218219
>bringing maledom out of nowhere when the entire thing is about vamp's treatment towards humans
0/10
>>14218219
>maledomfag
>femdomfag
This is still a thing? For what purpose?
>>14218132
Beast (or some one that was talking to him, i forget) had the idea of a dragon golem.
I really want that as a story
>>14218209
Yes, we have some of those too.
>>14218233
No one cares what you want. Isn't that what you want?
>>14218160
This instantly stops being cute when you realize that finger is going in a vagina.
>>14218211
I do. I also remember how we'll never get a slim version of her.
>>14218239
What's going on in this picture?
>>14218060
I want to watch Reverse Trap Dhampir and her mother fight over how Dhampir has lived her life!
Then when they're finally ready to actually fight I reveal I've been setting up a reality marble spell to trap the room in a realm of sunlight!
>>14218239
What am I looking at?
>>14218247
are you telling me lewd can't be cute?
>>14218243
I want you to stop being so rude about what i want.
>someone forgets to put in the subject field + previous thread
>someone else makes a thread and makes different mistakes
>shitstorm starts about ideas that /mgt/ has been keeping in mind as everyone else can't have fun when other people discuss their ideas
Not sure whether to laugh or cry.
Yourselves, truly your worst enemies.
so hell hounds can never truly be tamed
is there any any stories where A guy has a "even ground sort of relationship?
>>14218219
>wanting to be treated with respect makes him a maledom
>implying femdomfags all want to be treated like thrash
HA HA! Fuck you.
>>14218258
Yes
>>14218216
That doesn't even rhyme.
>>14218210
Well, at least you stopped pretending to be anything other than a shitposter.
>>14218265
First: Jesus fuck anon, learn to type.
Second: Maybe check out Quicksilver_'s Hellpup story.
>>14218271
Well you're lame. Go away.
>>14218253
>you can't use well known facts
>backpedalling
Well guess I found my enemy. So hellhounds can't be tamed right, ever? Profiles are hardlines to every species right? So, I guess all vampires are truly shit and don't love humans., Thanks for agreeing with me.
>>14218276
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Half_rhyme
>>14218278
>he's has a different opinion than me
>he's a shitposter
10/cute
>>14218287
I'm aware of those, I'm just saying he could have done better. For example: Touch the tail, make her wail.
>>14218287
Half Rhymes are just lazy writing excuses for authors who don't know how to write poetry.
>>14218291
Yes very.
>>14218210
You're not that dude who keeps going on about how your waifu kikimora is now a blemished woman because one dude wrote a story where a kiki was a bit dom, are you?
Because that's dumb. That shit is dumb.
I truly hope we get a new magical construct as the next girl.
>>14218259
I want you to stop lying about human loving vamps but looks like you ain't stopping.
>>14218265
I know I'm going to regret this. but the closest thing that come to mind is Orange's hellhound story.
>>14218300
You are cute
>>14218300
Hello, how are you?
How about we all take a break from arguments and enjoy some lounge?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=797zoCtbvps
>>14218296
I'm in the presence of greatness. Lemme get your publish works mate.
>>14218300
Hey, I was wondering if you had any plans tonight. You know, if you were open of course.
>>14218301
>kikimora waifu
>assuming
I simply used the well known conflict as an example of that guy's hypocrisy.
>>14218300
Hey there, little Alp.
>>14218303I thought that was a R63 High Max from MMX6
>>14218291
Not at all. Rather, the evidence that you're a blatant shitposter is that you said
>"I can't think for myself, so here are some other examples of times I couldn't think for myself that induced shitposting!"
>>14218305
Thanks, I think I saw it in his pastebin.
>>14218300
'ey babe, you 'mirin?
>>14218319
That's a Minerva.
>>14218319
>High Max
>High Max
>High
>Max
>>14218320
>the old you can't think for yourself if you don't like my headcanon
You're certainly pulling out all the stops, but you are outmatched.
>>14218309
Man this is some decent music.
http://i.imgur.com/oqXjI0v.jpg
It's no hellhound, but it's still a monster girl
>>14218330
WHAT?! IS HE GONNA USE 'THAT'?
>>14218330
>You're certainly pulling out all the stops, but you are outmatched.
It's over Anon! I have the high ground!
>>14218317
Yes?
>>14218334
She looks cute, good job.
>>14218334
Hey, it does the same reaction to my dick either way, champ
>>14218330
I haven't even said anything about my headcanon.
I've just said how your only argument is how "The profiles are absolut" despite how many times this has been said to be bullshit.
Just quit while you're behind.
>>14218334
I dig it.
>>14218336
>I have zero recourse so now I will pretend to be retarded
You really are precious.
>>14218305
>I know I'm going to regret this
Fuck off, you know damn well what you are doing.
>>14218353
I haven't seen so much ad hominem out of a shitposter in a while.Mostly because I don't pay attention.
>>14218326
That was his name. And he had the best theme in the game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6WTTa9rskc
>>14218211
Yeah. Does anyone have that picture .less drew of her?
>>14218349
Not this thread, you certainly were bullshitting with human loving vampires last one. You're the one saying the profiles are absolute, not once have I said you CAN'T have vampires that love humans, I'm saying selling that as the norm is bullshit and you're a red faced liar.
>>14218358
Calm down please.
>>14218060
I'd apply as fast as possible.
>>14218361
>Implying it wasn't deliberate
It affects the pronunciation of the 'u', in such a way as to mock you.
>>14218366
>shitposter
>again
Keep saying it, maybe it will become true.
>>14218374
Are you sure? It's a demanding job.
Also Granblue waifu
>>14218343
>>14218348
>>14218350
I must keep honing my lewd skills
>>14218370
I warned you bro
>>14218367
Oh no, I know High Max.
I know him all too well.I want him to rot and rust at the bottom of the ocean.
>>14218309
I want to take my Anubis to this place.
>>14218371
Bullshit. Whenever someone talks about a vampire loving a human as of late, you've swooped in to whine about how "Vampires don't do that, evar!"
And I'm not even the guy you've been arguing with. I've been the one claiming that there is variation in individuals, and that attempting to say that vampires never love humans, which is what you have been saying, is just as idiotic as claiming it's the norm.
It doesn't matter how much you backpedal, you're the red faced liar here.
>>14218383
Not him, but I'd at least interview any petite or loli vampires to see if any were adorable enough to put up with.
>>14218385
More like Granbore.
>>14218388
I want an Anubis to take me away from this awful place, and cuddle away all my worries.
>>14218305
>Orange of all people has the closest thing.
surely there's more then just him?
>>14218396
Just like Kancolle, but what matters is the waifus
>>14218391
I've swooped in yes, to correct that error. Vampire do not love humans, they love incubi. I admitted that there could be outliers last thread as well. so I have not lied. If someone said kesarans are vicious killing machines, obviously you're correct them, that's all I've been doing.
>I'm not even the guy you've been arguing with
Then you need to get a life and stop being offended on behalf of other people.
>>14218371
>>14218391
My question to both of you is, if Vampires are so great, then how come Crimson Nobles need to drink my blood to sell me shit off the black market?
>>14218385
I want to shag that sheep.
>>14218383
I am.
>>14218309
I want to perform sexual favors for her backstage.
>>14218405
You've been backpedaling all night long.
Just quit assuming that people are talking about all vampires when they're talking about the special snowflake that loves them regardless of their being an incubi or not.
>>14218401
Outside of >>14218280 I don't know.
I guess were stuck with Orange until somebody else rises above the Domfaggotry.
>All these invisible posts
Those filters are being put to good use.
With which monstergirl would you like to cuddle tonight?
Vampires are lewd. LEWD!
>>14218410
You have to wear a butler outfit with shorts. It's something more out of a fetish video then a work outfit. Of course you'll have to let her drink from you as well, so get used to feeling woozy and tired. Oh, and she might sometimes get a bit frisky and ask you to entertain her.
>>14218425
Kitsune. I'm a sucker for those fluffy tails.
>>14218425
Yeti. Best season approaches
>>14218425
Lamias.
Preferably >>14218309.
>>14218425
All the snakes in the pit!
>>14218423
What was Orange's story?
Unless it's his, I recall one Hellhound story involving a guy getting dragged to hell by one due to an error, and basically wound up in limbo. So he moved in with the Hellhound. No real dom overtones to it...but it never went anywhere.
>>14218419
>still being offended for other people
Or I'll keep doing what I'm been doing and give no fucks about, whatever THIS, is.
>>14218425
Something fluffy, like a Kiki
>>14218425
Yeti and hellhound, inside a wendigo.
>>14218425
>People actually use filters
Jesus how pathetic
>>14218393
Blonde Loli Vampires are a best.
Gothic Lolita Dress preferences optional, but nice.
>>14218432
>Hides the stubs of people fighting over inane stuff
>He's the bad guy
Not him, but I just like monstergirls of all kinds.
No need for pointless talk about who loves you or not.
>>14218441
So you'll continue to get offended at exactly nothing.
Great. Keep up with your shitpostin'.
>>14218454
>STILL being offended for other people
>>14218425
A loli Shirohebi.
>>14218425
Huh, I should use filters too, sounds like a good way of self-moderation.
>>14218430
That's it? No problem.
>And ask you to entertain her
How exactly?
>>14218456
>Don't take part in shitposting or arguments
>You're obnoxious
Like I said, I just like monstergirls.
>>14218461
>people from /a/ never use filters
Ignorance is bliss.
>>14218466
How am I shitposting, faggot?
>>14218425
I'll hug a Yeti until she nuzzles her messy, ruffled hair into my chest
>>14218440
That's not his, though it is good to know there is more.
Orange's story was part of his "roulette" thing, some fucker gets 3 hellhounds in his house and the like him for not being a pussy or something like that. I can't remember and I'm too tired to re-read it.
>>14218456
>>14218454
>>14218466
>le everyone but me is shitposting meme
epin
Is .less still doing his alphabet thing?
>>14218464
Massaging her, molesting the maid while she watches, and if you're lucky she might let you might your tongue to good use.
>>14218477
Maybe he's/they're upset that people will wise up and won't pay attention to his/their funposts.
>>14218475
I did say I'm not that guy, right?
We can contest it may have been obnoxious, but it's not me, certainly.
>>14218476
Not him, but thanks for putting that up.
Got a nice reminder of that talk I had here about what one considers "Evil".
>>14218482
>molesting the maid while she watches
I only have eyes for my misstress. But it's an order from her.
I feel conflicted
>>14218479
>>14218482
>cuckpire
>>14218497
And now, it's time for Echidnas.
>>14218497
SHE'S CUTE~
>>14218497
Because of those straps, the hips look weird, gives the impression they're really thin.
>>14218492
How did you get to talking about that?
>>14218497
Why would Ilothe need to cover her dragon legs when her scales are already tough?
>>14218494
Well if it upsets you, you can always do a private show for her instead.
>>14218514
The MC in Orange's thing had a bitch ex girlfriend that try's to screw him over to progress her carer.
Myself and another anon started talking on how one could determine her actions as evil or not.
>>14218497
I like the direction your art's been going in lately man.
>Come back from work
>Two OPs
>One doesn't even have the title
Is this what it's like when I'm not around? Christ /mgt/ this is not that hard. Get your shit together.
>multiple shitposts
>Beast attention whoring
Its Wednesday as usual.
>>14218425
Hellhound. I want to feel her warm skin pressed against mine while she nuzzles me.
>>14218522
Gladly.
>>14218559
Speaking of which, we getting a new recruit this week?
>>14218497
.less I want to marry you! I want to make you my Alp and lock you in a basement!
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2825156
They're on the hunt for admirals/husbands, and they've spotted you. What do?
>>14218579
Define "husband".
>>14218559
Seriously?
Beast tends to turn up during the "UK dead hours" and that doesn't kick off for another 5 hours.
Are we going to call every conversation about him attention whoring?
>>14218579
I'm already married, thank you very much.
>>14218520
Super heated armor = flamming thighs = better kicks
>>14218586
Until he learns to fuck off and die, then yes I will.
I Don't care about if he's "calmed down" or some of his works are "okay" he needs to fuck himself to death with the oranges he loves so much.
>>14218595
Is there a problem I don't know about?
>>14218579
Act shy. Maybe flex a little.Don't care about that game one way or the other but I'm a slut for abyssal girls.
>>14218603
>Don't care about that game one way or the other but I'm a slut for abyssal girls.
Exactly the same way, if I could play as an abyssal admiral I'd probably actually get it.
>>14218617
Do you enjoy being a faggot or something?
>>14218602
Not to my knowledge. He's just trying to restart shit we dealt with 2 weeks ago.
I feel bad for wanting to fuck a tard sometimes. But then I remember that ass won't quit.
>>14218603
>>14218604
I don't like it becauseI'm a huge history nerd and all of the most badass ships in the pacific war were in the USN, not the IJN, but the game maker is too much of a buttblasted jap to put allied ship girls in the game.
>>14218625
...but they aren't tards. Simple minded != retarded.
>>14218617
You wot?
>>14218625
>>14218628
Oh god no haven't we had enough shitposting for today?! Please don't start with this crap too...
>>14218625
She isn't really a tard. Tards have malfunctioning brains. Her brain isn't very powerful but it works fine.
Like, a tard is a car with bad spark plugs and no radiator.
A wurm is a scooter in good repair.
>>14218602
If its about that orange faggot no leaving, then yes.
>>14218626
Anon that's you're own fault for thinking a Jap wont be extremely nationalistic to the point of retardation.
>>14218635
I know that is how it works. I was just trying to make a bad joke I guess. I would maintain the fuck out of that scooter though.
>>14218633
Right? Simpleton=slow wit=tard
>>14218635
>>14218642
Hey, they're great fun as long as no-one catches you riding it.
>>14218636
Who the fuck is orange?Jeremiah?
>>14218648
So is boning a Wurm the MG equivalent of banging a fat chick?
>>14218586
I wont, I've had nice talks with him and he doesn't push his shit down our throats.
Don't listen to>>14218559 and >>14218595
just let them rot
>>14218653
Banging a retard is way worse than banging a fat chick. Banging a fat retard, by the gods...
>>14218603
same here
Seaport is the only oni type monster girl I've ever actually liked
>>14218651
Iron "look at my shitty work" beast.
that faggot his here everyday posting links to his shit, and then spouts crap about golems and orange juice. People like him need to die inn a fire.
fuck him and the people that like him.
>>14218667
I myself am a large manlarge enough to get "error" on electric scalesand I don't consider myself retarded.
>>14218675
Go away Mono.
>>14218626
Wasn't the Battle of Midway also fucked over heavily in the animu?
>>14218667
>flatchest loving lolitards are retarded
It all makes sense now.
>>14218676
Don't engage this argument. It will never end well for anyone.
>>14218676
Big as in "Crashing this plane" or as in fat?
>>14218675
I'm fattered to have you in my company, anon.
>>14218675
If I pull on your tail will you go "Kyaa~"?
>>14218679
Holy shit I need to watch this.
Wasn't there an upcoming thing that was like Kancolle but with kitchen appliances?
>>14218684
fat
>>14218676
Fuck off fatty. At least I could put my penis in cute fat monster girls. Fat males are the worst.
If you're not skinny or at least muscle then the best girl you could hope for are Alps and Matangos. Maybe a Cait Sith but only a fat house cat one.
>>14218675
Teto, please.
>>14218691
>You will never be the cute skinny boy toy for a chubby tanuki businesswoman
>>14218691
Doesn't MG magic change you into the ideal partner for your waifu? Plus I am sure plenty of MG have fatty fetishes.
Captcha: rude
>>14218668
Calm down, He doesn't deserve the hate.
>>14218696
Good boyim.
>>14218696
I know that pain anon.Now I'm reminded of a doujin that actually had a chubby tanuki. Not a businesswoman, but still. I'm pissed that it's not properly translated either, give me a second to find it.
>>14218697
>Implying I'm mad
Do you take every post seriously? Besides, I'm not the one who gets out of breath walking to the other side of the room, why would I be mad?
>>14218700
>Plus I am sure plenty of MG have fatty fetishes.
Yeah, ones you probably wouldn't like. And besides just because one might have a fat hairy NEET fetish doesn't mean theylike you on a personal level and see you as someone they could build an emotional bond with and spend the rest of their life together with you.
>>14218696
Get the fuck out. Seriously. Enough with this fatshit cancer.
>>14218710
I like your bait, Anon.
>>14218691
Alps don't need to settle for fatties, not when there's people in this thread that want to snatch them up by the truckloads for harems.
>>14218713
>bait
This word has lost all meaning now.
>>14218710
>Spoiler
Das deep anon. And you're right. Monster Girls wouldn't not like me because I'm fat.They'd dislike me because I have self-confidence in the negative values, an inferiority complex, a self-hatred streak a mile wide, and a mentality that is entirely based around blaming myself for whenever anything happens that's bad!
>>14218654
>I'm here to shitpost
Is this was bannable?
>>14218716What if the alps are the fatties?
>>14218709
Found it.http://g.e-hentai.org/g/845587/c41183da7a/
Anyone know if anyone's planning on translating this?
>If you pay for a first-class voyage across the River Styx, Charon is contractually obliged to wear a bunny outfit.
>>14218724
Well, there's at least a certain somebody who's into that, too.
>>14218724
>Be fatass
>Hated by everyone
>Decide to end it all
>Accidentally alp in suicide attempt
>Suddenly get marriage/harem/sex offers
>itsaliving.png
>>14218726
She's going to be covered in so much yogurt.
>>14218679
I didn't watch it so I couldn't say. I'm curious but I know I'll be disappointed.
"Oh... you're going to spend the day outside... in the sunlight. That's... neat. I hope you have lots of fun! No no, it's all right. I'll just wait right here in the mansion for your return. You are... coming back, right? I don't think I could take another one hundred years of loneliness."
>>14218693
That sounds dumb, you're dumb.I'd read it.
>>14218733
It's a living.
>>14218735
Why would I ever go outside?
>>14218735
>and he never returned, fucking off with his superior matango wife
>>14218735
>not calling Shinobu by name
What's wrong, are you scared to bring her in? Or are you just being rude?
>>14218742
Now you're just being silly.
>>14218060
Been a while since OP fucked up.
>>14216632
What about magic robutts? What's the difference between a robutt girl and a golem girl?
>>14218735
I wanna kiss her on the forehead and assure her I'm just going out to buy groceries.I'm gonna cuddle her so hard when I get back.
>>14218740
Charon's the type of girl whose eyes would go really wide if you kissed her isn't she?
Shark teeth?
