>OTTAWA - Russia, the U.S., Mexico, Australia, Taiwan, Israel and the Palestinian Authority have all offered help in fighting the northern Alberta wildfire, but Prime Minister Justin Trudeau says there's no need for international assistance.
>the only legitimate offer for help came from the United States
>the rest came from 3rd world countries looking to suck up to Canada
Cannot make this up. Thanks America for your legit offer.
>>59103629
Australia confirmed for 3rd world
>Israel AND the Palestinian Authority
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /int/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "funny", I guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking funny? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be funny. It's easy to be funny. You just don't have to say anything stupid.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I?
>>59103629
I think this is very kind and adorable from all of them anon
>>59103629
wasn't Russia going to send water bombers? seems pretty legitmate
also
>Russia
>3rd world
what
Strayas are literally better than canadians in every aspect. This makes canadians so butthurt they resort to imitating them in the ancient ways of bantz and funposting, but they fail, so they come across as dumb and unfunny posters.
Add in other factors like le weed man, a fucking leaf, not having a national identity, being overrun by immigrants, lack of international interest, horrible bantz and general try-hardness and you've got some of the pettiest posters in 4chan.
UK is the senile but based old man, USA is the normie, Straya is the lovable idiot, and Canada is the little bitter guy that, jealous of the love the idiot gets, tries to be cool too, but fails miserably and makes everyone hate him.
Canadians will never have an identity.
>>59105235
nice pasta t b h
>send firefighters
>the only legitimate offer for help came from the United States
Y-y-you too
>>59105399
>personification of nations
literal autism
>>59105362
>Russia
>Not third world
Look at some statistics,m8
It's a shithole, by definition it may only be second world but really it sucks cock
>>59105500
by definition they're literally second world, as they were aligned with the Warsaw Pact after World War 2
>Israel and the Palestinian Authority
You clarified that you're trying to put out these fires, right?
>>59106645
kek'd, 8/10
>>59103629
lmao what is the PA going to do to help? threaten to report the fire to the hague? make anti-fire propaganda films telling people to smother the fire by falling on it and kill themselves? fucking cretinous rats
>>59103629
There are a huge amount of wildfire in Russia every year. So we offered our help because of empathy.
But you acting like an arrogant asshole. I hope the fire will be extinguished, but your appartment burnt down.
>>59103629
Weedman is seriously pissing me off here. The whole of the Canadian Shield is dry as hell right now, one carless camper up north doesn't put out his fire right and Canada could have multiple big fucking fires to deal with. Declining aid right now could jeopardize getting aid when the country needs it.
>>59103629
Why is this dumb fag opposing assistance? This guy is legitimetly retarded.
>>59108304
it's true russia gave us very important help when the whole carmel burnt down and we were caught totally unprepared
spasiba russia
>>59105460
>the fire trucks were stolen from the US and filled with illegals that tried putting out the fire with tequila and burritos
Why doesn't he accept aid?
>>59106452
>by definition they're literally second world, as they were aligned with the Warsaw Pact after World War 2
By definition sure, but in practice they're Nigeria-tier by every measurable statistic.
15% fucking inflation, it's like Venezuela-lite
>>59108737
Because he is not a pussy who can't deal with his country's problems without third party's assistance.
>>59108312
HE DIDN'T DECLINE AID.
>>59108846
If his country is literally burning down right now, I don't think he can deal with his own problems
It's like just a fire man, it's like natural.
BLAZE IT
>>59105166
How would the PA help exactly? You can't suicide bomb a fire
>>59106645
hue/10
>>59108919
Apparently the fire is so huge nothing can be done and we just have to wait it out
>>59108601
>the fire trucks were stolen from the US and filled with fat niggers and other rejected races that tried putting out the fire with diet coca-cola and burgers
>>59108737
because he's dumb as fuck. He could have requested help with housing and feeding the 80K people if firefighting help wasn't needed.
>>59109018
actually you can. but you wont understand...
>>59109101
t. Muhammad
>>59103629
Russia, Australia and US were legitimate offers, but in the case of Russia and Australia, by the time help arrives the fire would most likely be under control. If we really really needed help, we could have gotten it from the States within hours.
Mexico is a nice gesture but realistically what kind they send? Not much.
Taiwan, Israel and PA are a fucking joke, and the only reason the offer assistance is because they our "allies" and they want us to keep giving them money. Such blatant pandering.
>>59108601
lol
>>59109146
you literally can fight fire with bombs
>>59109070
>Be Canadian
>Realize dousing the forest in maple syrup isn't stopping the fires
>Mexico sends in firefighters that try to pat out the brushfires with burritos and blankets made in sweatshops
>Canadian PM triggered by xerself needing help
>"It's alright everyone we don't need help, we'll wait it out."
>>59109086
You see this is what you call burthurt counter banting.
>>59109211
>>59109086
>>59108601
Genuinely cringeworthy
>>59109086
wew lad
>If you extinguish the fire, it wins
>>59109150
You're a retard if you think Israel or Taiwan can't help.
>>59109172
So all this time they're just helping us fight fires? Such good guys
>>59103629
>the Palestinian Authority
cute
>>59109382
What can Israel realistically offer Canada here?
>>59109650
Fire insurance
>>59109018
How would Israel help? You would just use our water to put out our fire then charge us.
>>59105460
thx for last year + this years offer Mexico. I like you guys, aside from the shit slinging cartels that give you a bad name.
>>59109780
/thread
>>59107978
Israelis are fucking worthless. Can you not go one thread without shitting on Palestinians?
>>59108304
I truly appreciate the offer, as do most Canadians.
I don't know why Trudeau turned down the offer as of now but I know he has his reasons. I've always liked Russians.
>>59103629
Trudeau is a douchebag, what an idiot, seriously.
>>59109172
One time I caught a tree on fire then put it out with a shotgun.
I mean it's kind of related.
Don't worry I'm on the east coast and it was in the winter, I don't think I caused the fort mac fire.
>>59109650
>>59109335
Underrated
>>59110399
So useful
>>59110339
mix styrofoam and gasoline until it becomes a viscous sludge
then put that into shotgun shells
???
fire
>>59110531
Guys don't do this.
Guys this will most definitely ruin your gun.
Home made napalm and guns are not something you want to mix.
>>59110025
Too much butthurt kek
>>59110658
>Home made napalm and guns are not something you want to mix.
pussy
>>59110658
well obviously dont take out your mossberg or benelli, take your shitty single barrel shotgun that hasn't been used since you've been born.
its very fun, but try to do it outside of town, because it will literally cause a forest fire
>>59110807
I only know one gun I would commit this monstrosity to, but even then it's a bad idea.
I live in New Brunswick, everything is woods and woods is everything, and we're small.
>>59110683
Stop acting like you like Jews you fucking Kraut
>>59105235
>>59105399
I think you had a little too much salt with those shots of tequila, Paco
>>59103629
I thought it was kind of nice for other countries to offer help. The air space in Fort Mac is already too crowded from what I've heard.
I wonder how long it would even take for the Russian air crafts to get over here.
>>59109260
I legit cringe when someone feels the need to call something cringeworthy.
>>59110025
Calm your asshurt, Mahmud.
>>59105362
It was a few military grade bombers that were capable of dropping a few tonnes of water. Their emergency response Minister (or some position like that) offered.
It's to help improve relations after difficulties with Ukraine, but still a nice offer. It's going to be a bad summer for fire, so you never know. If it came down to it we'd probably ask the Americans for help since they're closer though.
>>59103629
>the rest came from 3rd world countries looking to suck up to Canada
feel bad man
Your PM should accept help from the US desu
>>59103629
>3rd world countries looking to suck up to Canada
Mexico always sends help, ungrateful chinks. It's actually one of the few things we are good at, besides NAFTA and shit.
So fuck you.
>>59113848
literally i have never heard of mexico sending any type of aid to canada, ever.
>>59109828
we send firefighting planes and more men. it's simple
>>59113917
You never need it. We send help to countries with natural disasters all the time. Most recently with Ecuador.
>>59103629
Wow that's rude. Hope your shitty meme country burns to the ground and the US annexes you.
>>59113929
It's a disingenuous offer
You're too far away, and would probably charge Canada for the transportation costs to get the planes over, the fuel, the water, the fire retardant, all of it. nice "help"
We don't need any help, we have enough people that are capable of doing the job, and a few provinces are lending a hand, we don't need fucking Russians here, we can handle this just fine.
>>59113963
We aren't talking about other countries, we're talking about Canada.
>>59107978
At least they won't charge the Canadians for the service
>>59114008
>It's a disingenuous offer
I accept help just to see if we can stand for our word desu and test Israel
>>59114057
We just offered you some help.
>>59114163
I would have accept *
Are you people retarded?
Offers like these get turned down all the time by countries experiencing disasters. They are gestures of goodwill more than anything
>>59114188
Don't mind my fellow butthurt countrymen, we don't need your help really, but thanks for the gesture and its nice to know help is there if we do need it in the future.
What's happening? I thought there was some kind of fire in some flyover state fort here I'm the US not Canada
>>59114358
It's not really a fort it's more of a stronghold.
>>59103629
I once wiped my arse into a maple leaf when I had to take a shit in the woods.
I used 5 leaves total.
After my dump I said:
>Thanks Trudeau!
If you want all the forests of Canada to burn to the ground, post:
"Thanks Trudeau" ITT.
>>59109335
>>59113963
Isn't disaster relief basically the only thing the Mexican army is good for? IIRC supposedly it's better than FEMA.
>>59109260
Fuck you, Germany laughed
>>59103629
Kinda rude as fuck lad-bro-due-m8, I think you are using a proxy
>>59109335
someone screenshot this and send it to Trudeau
>>59113963
>Ecuador
But that's Mexico. All Spanish speaking countries are Mexico.
>>59114797
An elderly man with a broom and dust pan is better than FEMA
>>59115154
kek'd
>>59105500
They are literally not, by living standards or the official definition, third world.
there's nothing wrong with accepting help, american firefighters came down to help during one of our bad bush fires and in response a bunch of ours went over to america to marathon across the country to raise money for american firefighters
>>59108814
Inflation is at 6% right now, and their HDI is 60/194.
So pretty good for a former Commie shithole.
In 1998 it was Nigeria-tier though.
>>59115248
feminists think accepting help makes them weak, and the PM there is the biggest cuck soooo
>implying we need help
Nigger, we have fires all the time. Just because it's located on a town doesn't make it any less containable, as we often do.
>>59115276
well its displaced a large amount of Albertans from a very large city n terms of industry
its kind of a big deal compared to fires burning in bumfuck nowhere, BC.
>fire approaches US border
>America has finally had enough
>loads loads of millitary aircraft with fire retardent and makes dropping runs over Canada
>Canada sees this as an act of aggression
>Canadaian-American war 2.0, book no britu edition.
>>59109335
k thats pretty good
>>59115248
thats a nice gesture also shows why australia is way more bro tier than canada
>>59106645
This is a good post and you should feel good.
>>59103629
>offer to hell because we can empathise with bushfires killing civilians and destroying homes
>"thanks America for your legit offer "
Yeah cheers dickhead
>>59103629
I feel proud knowing that I've done all that I can do when nobody else even offered to help.
>>59115276
>Just because it's located on a town doesn't make it any less containable
>"Firefighting officials said the inferno, propelled north-east towards the neighbouring province of Saskatchewan by high winds and fuelled by tinder-dry forests, was set to double in size to 300,000 hectares by the end of Saturday."
Oh yeah, you can totally contain it, its definitely under control. You're just letting it get bigger because if you don't fight it when it's at its strongest, that's fire discrimination and supporting the patriarchy.
>>59120934
>being this retarded
It's already dying down. And Australian faggots would just slow us down with their shitty 'bush fires' as if they know anything about fighting fires. Buncha fags lol
>>59120955
>And Australian faggots would just slow us down with their shitty 'bush fires' as if they know anything about fighting fires
>Canadian wildfires
19
>Australian bushfires
61
>Largest single Canadian fire
Between 1.4 and 1.7 million hectares
>Largest single Australian fire
5 million hectares
Usually when you spew shit like this, you're supposed to get it right.
>>59103629
T. Conservative party of Canada
>>59103629
>kek
>>59121700
Canada on suicide watch
Back to back bushfire champs
>>59120955
m8, when the wildfires in california get bad we have australians come take care of them
If you put out wildfires they win
t. Weedman, 2016
>they tell trudeau to blaze it
>he blazes it
>canadians get upset
>>59124461
We just can't dog our mates.
>>59114219
Nope. I remember the last year and the year before that our planes were sent to some countries. At least there was Israel 100%.
>>59115607
Alberta is a gigantic square meme anyways and Fort Macmury is only in trouble because of the massive growth and building it had due to being meme central
>>59121700
a forest fire here is a much different entity than some burning grass
>>59103629
>Australia
>Taiwan
>third world
>>59126026
Bushfires are put into 2 categories
>Hilly/mountainous fires – Burn in hilly/mountainous areas like the alpines which are heavy with forest. The steepness of the land heightens the intensity of the fires produced and exacerbates the difficulty for firefighters to reach and battle the fire.
And
>Flat/grassland fires – Burn in flat open areas full of grass and shrub. These fires burn a small area but due to the dry and flat nature of the land, these fires can move and spread quickly.
Most bushfires of the heavy forest kind start by fast moving fire spreading from flatland fires. And all of the worst Australian bushfires have hit forests.
>>59109018
You can in fact extinguish a fire by bombing it
You can use a nuke
>>59105235
We didn't want help drum drug dealers who don't know how prisons or governments work.
Sorry we have enough drugs bro, stay in your shit tier excuse for a country where proud Spanish mated with retard Indians.
You are all an embarrassment of a race today, you can keep your joke of a offer of help mexicantz.
>>59108737
people just try to send aid to get some leverage some time later on another issue, maybe some trade deal
this always happens around the world
