call the police of course, there's a criminal in my house offering me drugs

Redpill HIM

>>58773694

>think i'm about to be murdered
>check around me if people are hiding or creeping up on me
>find location of loved ones in dwelling
>get a weapon, consider yelling for help outside or grab phone

>assuming everything is fine, then...

>assume this is a lunatic
>assume this is a prank, gameshow
>get cops or try to remove him from home with weapon

ı know kung fu niga back off

oh shit again some monkey broke into my apartment...

get my gun

>>58773792

>GIVE
BACK
PALESTINE

>>58773694
Ask him if he wants his BBC to be sucked.

take the blue pill

fucking reality will never take my anime away.

>>58773694
>that blue pill didn't work, and I waited for 2 hours for her to pass out

show him my kungfu