Pick a joke in your language, translate it to english and post it here
Why black man has big eyes?
So he can see hunger better :DD
Where cats live?
In cooking pot :DDD
What is brown and flies in sky?
Rusty superman :DDD
What does a lada say when you start its engine?
NIKITANIKITANIKITA HARRRRRRUTSEV
:DDDDDD
aight, let's see...
Injun Chief was on a fancy neighborhood when he suddenly needed to pee. so he takes out his dick, puts his hand and leans on a wall and it's about to get down to business when a cop says
- Ep! what you doing over there Cachique?
- just holding this wall from falling
other day Injun Chief made a trip to the city and went to a clothes shop
- what can we offer you Cachique?
- need a bra for my wife
- what size does she need?
Injun Chief had no idea about bra sizes so the clerk helped a little with hand gestures:
- are her boobs kind of lemon sized? orange sized? or grapefruit sized perhaps?
Injun Chief thinks it over and makes a gesture of the hand going from shoulder to stomach: - kind of this big
- whoa, papaya sized?
- no, more like fried egg size
>>58239695
Kek
on a rented airplane there's a brazilian, an argentinian and a bolivian when the pilots notifies them:
- we're having engine issues and we need to loosen weight in order to keep flying. throw off any surplus you're carrying
the brazilian throws off a banana pack that he was holding
- there's plenty of that in my country, so that's a surplus
the bolivian throws off a coca leave pack that he was holding
- there's plenty of that in my country, so that's a surplus
the argentinian throws the bolivian off the plane
>>58240002
there's a similar joke here but it ends with a texan punting a mexican off a boat
One day Temel visits an otel to stay over night , the day after he proceeds to check out. He asks for the bill and he is suprised when he sees it as he expected pay only about 200₺ for the night but instead the bill says :
POF : 200₺
POTB : 200₺
POS : 200 ₺.
Temel gets confused and ask the reception about what the "POF" is , the reception replies with " it's the price of stay " , Temel understands and asks about what POTB is , the reception replies with " Price of Turkish Bath " , Temel says:
- But I didn't visit the Turkish bath
Receptionist says :
- It was open all night sir , you could have visit it
Temel ask about what the " POS " is
Receptionist says :
- It's the price of sauna , sir. It was open all night.
Temel gets angry and writes " POFMO : -600 ₺ " and when the receptionists asks what the " POFMO " is , Temel says :
- It's the prive of fucking me over
Receptionist says :
- But sir we haven't fucked you
Temel says :
- I was laying down all night , you could have come and fuck me
>>58240339
We have the same but in end head of school throws a teacher from plane
>>58240374
Temel you clever bastard
a black man travelled to china to learn the chinese language and about their culture, arriving there he found the people names very funny, shit like zhi tou fong and ping yaoxian
the black man got interested and wanted to learn how the chinese named their children, he then saw some chinamen sitting next to a lake and asked
- what are you guys doing?
chinese guys reply
- this is the way we name our children, you throw a rock at the lake and the sound produced when the rock hits the water shall be the child's name
one of the chinese men throws a rock at the lake and it bounces three times
"ching xiao shang" is the sound produced
then the black man tries it, he picks up a rock and throws it at the lake
CHIM PAN ZEE
wew
Have you ever tried somalian cuisine ?
No ?
Somalians haven't either.
There comes a Hindu, a Jew and a Peruvian hotel to a small town and ask a room for three people.
"I just left a room, which is for two, but if they are comfortable, have space in the barn for one to sleep there."
The three individuals decide to take the room and says that the Hindu: "If you want, I'll sleep in the barn and you sleep in the room."
Five minutes knock on the door of the room:
> Who is it? "
"I am Hindu, what happens is that there is a cow barn, and as it is for us a sacred animal, can not sleep where you sleep a cow."
At that, the Jew says: "Do not worry, if you will, I sleep in the barn."
Five minutes knock on the door of the room: "
> Who is it? "
"I am the Jew, what happens is that in the stable there is a pig, and is unpleasant for us animal, I can not sleep where you sleep a pig".
In that, the Peruvian says: "Do not worry, I'll go to sleep in the barn."
Five minutes knock on the door: "Who is it?"
"We are the cow and pig, and there are a Peruvian in the stable."
>>58241040
What kenyans eat for breakfast?
Nothing
>>58240911
I know the black guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0C4_88ub_M
>>58241130
What's a grain of rice in a sink ?
A somalian who's been vomiting all night long
>>58240002
>>58239695
>the argentinian throws the bolivian off the plane
>>58241084
>>58241204
>>58241204
Somali, muslim an gypsy are in a car. Who is driving?
Police
Why african kids have big bellies and skinny arms?
Too much food and too litle work
>>58240374
kek that was pretty good
There was this one really """"""good""""" norwegian joke, can anyone post it?
I'm sorry in advance.
A hobo enters a pet store.
>"One turtle please."
He buys a turtle and leaves.
Half an hour later, the hobo comes back.
>"An other turtle please."
He buys an other one and leaves.
30 minutes later, the hobo is back again.
>"I'd like to buy an other turtle."
The shopkeeper becomes wary of the hobo and asks
>"Why do you want to buy an other turtle?"
The hobo answers
>"The fish sandwiches are really tasty."
>>58244128
What
>>58244128
hmmm...
A bear goes in the woods and saw the burning car. He sat in the
>>58239081
A woman walks her dog called Mytits
during the walk the dog gets lost, and the woman looks for it until she meets a policeman
- excuse me have you seen Mytits?
- no, but I would like to seen them
An attractive women is seeking advice from one of her male friends. After explaining her problem she asks the man what he would do if he was her.
He replies "I would take naked pictures of myself and send them to me"
>>58240374
>>58244128
Sasuga german humour !
>>58239081
Attention! Missed a she-dog with out one leg. Special mark is: when she does pee than she does fall on earth.
An Irishman is walking through a field and he sees a man drinking water from a hole.
"Ná ól é, tá a lán cac bó istigh"
(don't drink it, there's a lot of cow shite in it)
The man says "speak English, I'm a Englishman. I don't speak that stupid language"
The Irishman responds "use two hands, you'll get it into you quicker".
Belgium
>>58248351
love this joke
>>58244741
is there some kind of a double entendre here that only works in spanish?
A white man in New York City hails a taxi cab
Upon getting in the cab, he sees that the driver is Indian
As they drive, the cab driver blasts horrible Bollywood music
They reach the white guy's destination, he gets out, and pays the driver
"Oh god, thank goodness that's over" the man mutters to himself
A week later the white guy hails for another cab
The same Indian driver pulls up, blasting his Bollywood music
The white man takes a pair of earplugs out of his pocket and enters the cab
"Ah my friend! It would seem you've come prepared this time!" the cab driver shouts over the loud Bollywood music
"Indeed" says the passenger
He sticks the earplugs in each one of his nostrils
>>58239081
>Finnish postmodern 2016 memes
>>58239081
>Where cats live?
>In cooking pot
Typical Asian
>>58239081
A few good friends are sitting around a bar drinking and telling one another stories about their lives. One man recounts a tale of a time when he was driving, lost control of his car, and hit a pole.
His drunk friend next to him barfs, then says "how did you know he was polish?"
they all just stare at him
We don’t have jokes, only rhymed phrases.
Suck first before you ask for something.
Lifted your ass, you’ve lost your seat.
>>58250833
It’s probably the same exact joke but more subtle because it sounds more like a real name.
>>58244128
I’ve heard this joke, with “crunchy meat pies” instead.
A man offers to pay you $1 everyday for perpetuity. Realizing he is trying to scam you out of 8 cents, you refuse the deal.
3 men walk into a bar
you would have thought one of them would have seen it
>>58239081
We're the Aristocrats.
Finnish, Somali and Russian went to a brothel.
Finnish went to fuck,
Somali went to clean,
The Russian went to pick up his wife from work.
>>58248351
I think this kind of joke exists in every region under pressure from overlapping country, we have a Silesian/Polish variation of it that basically has the same punchline.
>>58241565
An Ethiopian child comes to his mother and right at the door it shouts "Momma! I wanna poo!".
"Okay, but just one slice, dear!"
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a whole minute passes. Donate to charity today so we can stop this.
>>58239081
What was the last pizza order taken at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
THE CAT IS UNDER THE TABLE
JASASJAJJAJS
>>58257530
Schlecht.
>How do you know that no Poles made it to heaven?
The Great Wagon (Big Dipper) is still there.
>Why is viagra banned in Poland?
Everything that stands for more than 5 minutes gets stolen.
>Liberal asks a soldier "What do you have against refugees?"
Pistol, rifle, grenades...
the beggars stops a rich old lady and says "please madam, i havent eaten in 3 days"
she replies "wow such willpower"
>>58257136
You said the joke wrong you dumb cunt, he pays you $1 on day one, $2 on day two and so on for perpetuity. You realize he is trying to scam you out of 8 cents so you refuse the deal
If governments of France, Russia and UK adopt a law, that every Saturday each citizen must be raped in ass for Teh Great Justice, than it would end up with revolution in France, in UK parlament would be reelected immediately, and Russian people would start queing since Friday in order to get off earlier.
>>58239081
Mujo and Haso are talking
Mujo says
-Haso, did you know a nuclear bomb is worth millions of dollars?
Haso says
-Damn, wish one dropped in my back yard
