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"En un lugar de la Mancha, de cuyo nombre no quiero acordarme, no ha mucho tiempo que vivía un hidalgo de los de lanza en astillero, adarga antigua, rocín flaco y galgo corredor. Una olla de algo más vaca que carnero, salpicón las más noches, duelos y quebrantos los sábados, lantejas los viernes, algún palomino de añadidura los domingos, consumían las tres partes de su hacienda. El resto della concluían sayo de velarte, calzas de velludo para las fiestas, con sus pantuflos de lo mesmo, y los días de entresemana se honraba con su vellorí de lo más fino."
Ina fhear óg dó, téann Lú go Teamhrach chun dul isteach i gcúirt ríoga Nuadha, rí Thuatha Dé Danann, agus i gceann tamaill tagann sé isteach mar cheannaire orthu.
do it faggits
Vocaroo this:
Where you tryna go though?
That nigga he’s a dummy, he’s a dodo
I swear to God I’ll never let you go though
And anywhere you wanting, we can go though
Uh, for you a nigga switch it up
Trade the coupe for a range, that’s the family truck
Look, riding ‘round with my shorty with the blinking cut
And she gonna let it go, try to stick me up
I’m like everything we want, make the ground shake
Aye baby got back, that’s a pound cake
Whole squad on the grind like a skateboard
That’s why everywhere we go, niggas make noise
I’m like Silver Surfer baby, you can see me swimming
Batman Benz, that’s how I be dipping
Orange Lamb, that’s what I just rented
Big Benz Wap, my squad winning
>>58021410
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HFpUIWIO7k
>>58021828
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16FzaBC2Jmk
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mMtseCXhwS
>>58024324
oops wrong board !! was mean to be posted on /mu/ vocaroo thread..Sorry !!
>>58022318
That's an odd song ano, what's the name of it?
>>58022318
Ano! Haven't heard you in a while
>>58024324
>>58024690
>This attention whoring
>>58021410
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IXCflLvfRH
>>58024690
>>58024924
My mic stand completely disintegrated and I've been too lazy and stingy to get a new one
t. Ano
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09OvKJj9gTV
>>58021410
I saw many people here saying that Portuguese sounds like Spanish with a a Russian accent. I tried to pronounce it with as strong accent as possible. Does it sound like something Portuguese?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dRp08lnePd
>>58026367
needs more sshh ssh
>>58026367
Needs to be more unclear
who will guess what language is this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16wKb5ZyHBo
>>58026367
sounds pretty spanish still.
Maybe replace some 's' with 'sh' sound. Speak with russian innotation. Stress second to last syllable. Throw in some gluttural r's. Devoice vowels at the end of words
>>58026367
Wew
>>58024781
Madrigal by Yes
waddup bitches?
>>58021410
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Kezb91mtk7
I'm obviously not spanish
>>58021828
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iDohh7sLr2
sheeeeeeit
>>58028052
Sounds like old english
>>58028235
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15AClD6JC8T
>>58029192
well yes indeed
Lord's Prayer to be exact
>>58029612
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0z9iuAx4pRT
>>58029952
almost spot on until you said "potaito" like some midlands rube
>>58030155
>pole telling anglo about anglo accents
You throw around the "midlands" every opportunity you get. Your obsession with that shit hole is fascinating
>>58021607
It's pretty rare anyone tries Gaeilge, I've posted it so many times.
Need some heritagefags to actually try learn it.
>>58030323
whenever I don't know how to describe some accent I use the word "midlands" hoping that my interlocutor won't notice
works 9 times out of 10 as people don't know what the fuck is midlands
>>58024968
>>This attention whoring
(>>58024924)
>Ano! Haven't heard you in a while
Irony is lost on you, huh, Namefag?
>>58029372
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00c5nEI1eMg
>>58030421
not this time, tb h.
>>58030447
it's a little different from accidentally posting your music and then paying more attention to it with a big " ohhh whooopsie" message follow up.
Come on.
>>58030547
I don't even know where to begin with that.
>>58030547
there's this video of a scouse grill ranting about people hating her Instagram which I find so essentially XXI century British
you're the opposite m8
>>58026367
>Russia
Actually, it does (It sounds like Brazilian Portuguese at least, not sure about Portuguese Portuguese)
>>58030906
>scouse
>essentially XXI century British
>>58031060
it is, isn't it? Beatles and Labour and pakis
>>58031159
That one line got me more than any other banter from any other nation ever has.
Nicely done
>>58030680
Is this more like the way you talk?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jGykKPyZqe
>>58031681
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jGykKPyZqe
it hurts that you get the "posh" accent so wrong, still funny though
>>58031812
Let's hear your attempt at a posh accent, Sir Nigel.
>>58032074
He doesn't even have to try
>>58032254
nigga so posh Queen Elizabeth is like "cheeky nandos init"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EZ43kYkfC6
this is my attempt at icelandic
>>58030376
>people only trying languages they have some familiarity with
what dry shites tbqh
>>58021410
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1weQMvRAXFW
>>58021607
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ntF1jZvMQ1
Post more stuff to read lads
>>58027999
>Needs to be more unclear
Kek, and I though we have blurred pronunciation...
>>58032782
Ripuli kyrpä kusi pillu perse muna smegma kommunisti vittu paska pissa siitin anaali natsi haarukka-hitler uloste pukama kalle havumäki kim jong-il perkele homo svedupelle hinuri Hitler vagina saatana sukka-stalin jumalauta saatana pedofiili Afrikka Alexander stubb anime Adolf pohjois-korea kusi kyrpä paska
>>58023577
v nice
>>58033696
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01ECzTjSVUG
>>58033518
Fæder ure þu þe eart on heofonum
si þin nama gehalgod
tobecume þin rice
gewurþe þin willa
on eorðan swa swa on heofonum
urne gedæghwamlican hlaf syle us to dæg
and forgyf us ure gyltas
swa swa we forgyfað urum gyltendum
and ne gelæd þu us on costnunge
ac alys us of yfele.
accent falls on the first syllable, most people like to read it sing-songy (similar to Scandinavian languages)
pretty much self-explanatory writing, except few parts
þ-soft th
ð-hard th
whenever "ge" appears, read "ye", also at the end of words (dæg is pretty much pronounced like modern day, means the same)
whenever "ce" appears, read "che"
gh - Dutch or Ukrainian g
y - German ü
f and s between vowels are v and z
>>58034007
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oqxojVN7Zf
How was it?
>>58034341
some errors
forgot to tell you that ge- prefix is never stressed (as in German)
>>58021607
>ına ær o:ɡ do: tʲen lu: ɡɔ tʲæwrax xʊn dʊl Jʃtʲæx ı ɡu:rʲtʲ rʲi:əɡa nʊəɣa rʲi: hʊəha dʲe danan aɡʊs J ɡʲæn tamalʲ taɡan ʃe Jʃtʲæx mar çænarʲɛ ɔrhʊ
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06daBVQ1mXq
>i vs ı vs e vs ɛ
>u vs ʊ vs o vs o
Geez, that's imposiburu
>>58031812
mate i couldn't sound posh if i tried
>>58035590
>impossibru
ee in been, i in tin
RP pet vs. casual pet
oo in doom, u in put
I assume the last pair would be a in law, o in row
>>58036926
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y3tvzl3nMG
>>58037233
tad fairy m8
>>58036926
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wuvSoxpSPX
>>58037462
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05P5aJNVGMs
>>58037481
wee pissed init
>>58021828
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WYxokIPpVR
>>58037556
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Vs49RaGdrc
>>58037548
Do you like bread, Nigel?
>>58037731
Can't say no tb h, why?
>>58037799
I've got some pain for you. :^)
>>58037988
>canadian jokes
I'd blame it on the 420 blaze man but tb h at this point I just think you're shit.
>>58038092
I worked really hard on that one. :'(
>>58038544
im sure that's what your mum says as she quietly sobs into her hands and thinks about you
>>58038882
Shit banter.
>>58038929
don't even need to try with the canadians.
Bump give Scandi or south slavic
>>58038997
Good thing you didn't.
>>58039578
>Good thing you didn't.
>>58039578
Have some scandi
O at være en hone,
ingen kan finde, hvor er.
Gemme sig dybt i en have,
pikke et rodhudet bær.
O at være en tojhund,
kysse en blankojet dreng,
bo i hans venlige arme,
sove sig mæt i hans seng.
O at være et æble,
svulme i rigdom og mag.
Suge begærligt i stilken,
slippe en sensommerdag.
O at være en stodder
stedt på den regnvåde vej.
Ensom, fordrukken og solle.
Sådan en stodder er jeg.
"Tusind år frem"
Vi bor måske om tusind år
på oen Endelave,
o du har fået heksehår,
og jeg har foldet mave.
Så mange born, du vil og kan,
er spredt for alle blæste.
De gynger på det dybe vand,
de går bag stærke heste.
Jeg ser mig selv i tidens spejl
som fiskere og bonder.
Men pigerne har dine fejl
og alle dine ynder.
Om dagen har vi ikke spor
at skulle eller ville.
Men du må ikke robe, hvor
vi fandt vor ungdomskilde.
Med mindekranse fromt man står
ved vore tomme grave.
Den stær, som varsler evig vår,
har hjemme i vor have.
>>58039888
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UjcjeNIeMn
>>58040165
All right even if a bit Swedish sounding / 10
>>58035590
Not him but gg looking up the IPA. In practice most vowels are not stressed/are pronounced as schwas. Rule of thumb is to only stress the syllable with a long vowel or the first syllable in words without them. Schwas are not pronounced next to other vowels as well.
>>58040259
Even when I spoke to a Norwegian girl she said I sounded like a hick Swede. How the fuck do I change this?
>>58040741
>I spoke to a Norwegian girl
humble brag
>>58040741
Listen a lot to the accent or dialect you want to end up with and also practice. A lot of practice.
r8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aiVUTvOVMY
Пycтoe вы cepдeчным ты
Oнa, oбмoлвяcь, зaмeнилa
И вce cчacтливыe мeчты
B дyшe влюблeннoй вoзбyдилa.
Пpeд нeй зaдyмчивo cтoю,
Cвecти oчeй c нee нeт cилы;
И гoвopю eй: кaк вы милы!
И мыcлю: кaк тeбя люблю!
>>58040909
No it was the only person who'd listen to me speak in fucking Norwegian, despite being in a Norwegian chat or asking in /norgetråden/ a few times.
>>58040936
>Listen a lot to the accent
I watch Lillehammer and Okkupert but I can't really point out any real differences :(
>>58030421
>whenever I don't know how to describe some accent I use the word "midlands" hoping that my interlocutor won't notice
>works 9 times out of 10 as people don't know what the fuck is midlands
I'm going start doing this
>>58021410
http://vocaroo.com/i/s108rUAPyuKY
>>58041058
Pretty good.
9.2/10
The only issues are that the /ы/-sound sounds like /и/, and the word "тeбя" sounds like "тeбйa."
Here are some tips
The Russian /ы/-sound is more or less like a deep-sounding version of the /J/-sound as in "bit."
As for the second one, you can try to pronounce "тeбя" as /ti'bæ/ with /æ/ as in "bat."
>>58043978
>short /i/-sound as in "bit."
fix
>>58044069
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lfBh0cxSla
how is my y
>>58043978
>>58044069
thanks. i struggle with ы the most -_-
>>58041717
Sounds too chicano to forgive that "vellori"[sic]
>>58044373
10/10 but it's hard to accurately assess the authenticity of a single sound
>>58045782
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1va1BjsKfbT
>>58021828
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cAwRDTaQfj
Liedeken
Ik minde u zo teder, ik minde u
Zo teder met heel mijn ziel,
Wanneer door deze armen omwingerd
Uw hoofd mij ten boezem viel...
Ik aêmde op uw lippen mijn leven,
Ik smolt in een kus aan uw mond;
Ik smachtte om een hemel te geven...
Ai, ’k gaf maar mijzelve in die stond!
Er flikkerde een vlamme in uw blikken,
Waar de flonkrendste starre voor taan’...
Ik minde u zo teder, ik minde u...
Hoe ziet ge zo koud nu mij aan?
make me laugh boys
>>58047640
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fPKga8p8H9
>>58049845
i laughed ty
somehow flikkerde was perfect
if u want i can tell you how to improve
>>58039888
Oi, where the fuck is that from? Its fucken beautiful.
>>58050482
sure!
>>58050766
first of all, don't read it like you're having a stroke
>ch/g
pronounced the same, like some guttural sound, see link
>ei/ij
also pronounced the same
no real english equivalent
kind of like the word 'I', but not quite
>final d
pronounced t
>final n
not pronounced often
>oe
kind of like oo
this is dumb and hard, just listen:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SYSQ75s0Zg
Anyone still at the Vocaroo poker table?
>>58051703
POST GERMAN
>>58051703
I BEG YOU
>>58052336
O Sachsen, Perle der Natur!
Du Land von Quirl und Neiße!
Welch bitter Unrecht tut man nur
dir wegen Faschoscheiße
von ein paar Ochsen. Doch man glaubt,
daß jeder dieser Stiere
mit seinem Haß im dummen Haupt
dich ganz repräsentiere.
So ist das schöne Sachsen nicht,
hier lebt Kultur und Fortschritt!
Die Hightech-Uhr wie das Gedicht
sind beide ein Exporthit.
Das Land frisch auf und unverzagt
soll blühen und soll wachsen!
Es hat nur ein, Gott sei’s geklagt,
Problem am Arsch: die Sachsen.
>>58052501
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HYfcOC3UIi
now tell me whether im good
wie spricht man denn quirl richtig aus???
>>58052501
i can't do german r so i dont bother trying
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Aao1Nqp57h
>>58052734
Oh hey! I haven't seen you here for a long time. How've you been?
>inb4 "almost native"
>>58052734
Actually, your pronunciation of "quirl" was spot-on. Overall really good, the only thing I noticed was your "sch" in "Faschoscheiße", which sounded more like "ss". Really nicely done, anon - I wish I was any good at Dutch, but I'd probably sound like I was having a seizure reading it.
>>58052780
Love it! Your ü/ue is really good considering this particular sound doesn't exist in English.
>>58052996
i was mostly working on not getting kicked out of uni and now that's cleared i dont feel as bad messing around and staying up until 3am on a school night. im fine. fine fine fine.
so how are you????
IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>>58053070
i accidentally said faso
i do that in dutch too
not in english too
fun stuff.
try dutch anyway!!! i even did it so you can just copy me
>>58053233
>i was mostly working on not getting kicked out of uni
:DD You gotta elaborate!
>so how are you????
Ah I'm alright. Just about to leave or work right now. So I bid you goodnight, aufwiederhoeren.
>>58053498
>hoeren
haha that means whores in dutch.
first year has 12 courses
need to pass 9/12 the first year to not get kicked out
i passed all 9 up till now 3 to go
cannot get kicked out
safe.
can now dick around safely
>>58053070
im disappointed in you
>>58053233
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00lUzDTJ14O
Here you go, sorry for butchering your language. Also, my mic is shit. Next time, I should record this as voice memos from my smartphone instead.
>>58053860
pretty good! better than australian
ij (dutch) = ei (german)
ei (dutch) also = ei (german)
ch and g are the same sound
so even though ge- is written the same as in german it's different
u = ü
ou = au
>>58047640
Never spoken a lick of Dutch before but you asked me to make you laugh. sorry for shitty mic btw.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jSyLgDjbiW
>>58054315
>smachtte
heh
that was pretty good
better than australian, but worse than german
thanks for BUZZ
>>58054404
haha thanks. I listen to a lot of Heidevolk so I worked off of that
>>58039888
Jeg kan godt lide det.
Please someone attempt this.
>>58055185
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16dz9QPsGZ4
>>58055185
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H7a3YOqGBj
i expect an answer
>>58055972
Amazing
>>58056233
danke!
du bist aber kein englisch muttersprachler... (denk ich)
>>58056310
Nnnnnnope.
>>58056495
dead thread
:(
>>58057072
Bummer the American who posted that poem never replied >:|
>>58057233
yeah what a fucking asshole
>please do this
>never responds
motherfucker.
>>58057366
Everyone knows you're native tier already, pls.
>>58057448
ANOTHER PERSON NEEDS TO TELL ME
>>58057517
Do you feel like giving this a shot?
Giáo hoàng Francis cầu phúc và hôn chân của những người tỵ nạn Công giáo, Ấn giáo và Hồi giáo hồi tuần vừa qua. Trong các bức hình về nghi thức này, Kelly Grovier thấy sự phản chiếu của một bức tranh của Palestine năm 1925.
>>58057741
n o
i don't speak ching chong chinaman
i only do language i know : ^)
>>58058027
that's no fun desu
>>58058406
excuuuuse me?
im trying to become good at all facets of a few languages
not ok at pronouncing languages ill never bother studying
>>58021828
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11T5qDgDjKE
Here's a reading of (part of) the Wikipedia article on Galileo's paradox.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0le3lI7bG8V
Rate my accent, tell me how to improve it, etc.
>>58060880
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0le3lI7bG8V
que voz de trolo que tenes
el buliado seniores >>58060880
