don't care if good or bad
be honest for once
>>58013906
Perkele
>New Zealand
Just politer versions of us. They're adorable.
>Indonesia
F*#KING F*#$KC FU*^FUF&*CKK
>Papua New Guinea
Literal uncontacted cannibal tribes decapitating each other in the jungle
>East Timor
Our 後輩 (kouhai), we bully them and take their oil deposits
>Nauru
We dump all our illegal immigrants here
>Fiji
Nice for holidays, although will probably be submerged in the Pacific within the next 10-20 years.
>China
shit
>Korea
poo
>Taiwan
#1
>Russia
Kuril islands are our rightful clay
>Belgium
Dutch in denial
>Germany
I like you better in the '70s
>UK
Annoying and should sink 2bh
>Poland
Pretty good, they provide us with Pr*ssian butthurt
>Austria
Total bros, we should've formed the Austro-Bavarian state a long time ago
>Denmark
qt women, but fairly assblasted most of the time
>Netherlands
KANKER
>Switzerland
Decent, but sort of uppity
>Luxembourg
Who?
>Belgium
Meme country
>France
Based as fuck, our second best neighbor behind Austria
>Czech Republic
The best beer in Europe, qt women, Prague is nice but the rest of the country is commie-tier
>china
fat, arrogant kid that bullies everyone
>japan
rich kid who likes to lie a lot
>north korea
broke kid trying to get noticed by senpaitachi
>russia
foreign exchange student that notices north korea
>>58014332
Why the hate?
>america
Love and hate
>China
Love and hate
>korea
Despise and hate
>Canada
America Jr.
>Mexico
Hot women, good food, poor :^(
>Cuba
???
>Russia
Big and scary, also funny
>Japan
Good cartoons, better food than China
>Texas
Mexico Jr. with a lot more money and blonde women
>China
Big shit
>Japan
Earthquake and Nuke
>North korea
annoying
>Russia
my friend from here, nice guy :)
>Taiwan
why they hate us? I can't understand.
>USA
ally?
Kasakhstan onelove
>Norway
Decent human beings
>Swedes
Uptight assholes
>Åland
Uptight slaves
>Russia
Criminals and bullies
>Estonia
Half criminals, half decent
>>58019894
N-no! We hate you, b-baka!
>>58019944
Don't be tsun-tsun!
>>58013906
>Estonia
I always get along with Estonians and find them easy to understand.
>Sweden
I go there frequently and think it's a pretty nice place. Swedes have some outdated stereotypes of us and make some strange assumptions of how we do things. Sometimes I correct them but mostly I just humor them or ignore it.
>Norway
I only ever meet them when I go fjord fishing. Expensive beer.
>Russia
Difficult country in a sensitive state of development. Russians are nice enough, if you meet the educated ones and not bydlos.
>>58019900
this
>Portugal
Good lads
>France
good lads but arrogant as fuck and they get angry easily
>United Burger Land
Absolute shit tbqh.
>nz
basically an australian state
>indonesia
no opinion 2bh
>T*rkey
Shit
>Albania
Shit
>Bulgaria
Shit
>Fyrom
Shit
>Italy
Based
>Latvia
Nuke
>Belarus
Soon to be part of grand duchy again we will make Grybauskaite marry Lukashenka
>Russia
Nuke
>Poland
They pretend to hate us but they actually love us
>Germany
autists
>England
gross inbreed alcoholics trying to be cool
>Belgium
what?
>Italy
best art, best cucina, but shitskins
>Spain
shitskins
>>58013906
finland - boring as fuck, ugly timid people who are impossible to talk to unless they are drunk
sweden - even more boring than finland, the faggotry level is off the chart, i'm glad niggers will replace them during my lifetime
russia - complete clusterfuck, too absurd to describe
latvia - estonia, with a weird language, really the best neighbor we have
>>58013906
>China
Dangerous place for investments, awful people
>Korea
Good place for high tech industrial investments, don't put anything else there.
>Russia
The place to go if you like to play Russian roulette with your money
>Taiwan
Not as good for Industrial placements as SEA
>>58020887
What do you think of your own country then?
Sweden: Most of it is banter. Saying all of it is banter would be a mistake.
Norway: Danes with oil. Boring lot. A significant part of their popular culture is making fun of the danish popular culture.
Germany: Half of Europes problems would have been solved if northen germany (Pomeria Schleswig etc was scandinavian) had been a part of scandinavia. Germany is powerful enought to mess up EU and powerful enough to devastate the continent while losing a war.
>>58021180
i think it's like a poor version of czech republic
>>58013906
Everyone is fine except Beijing's policy of bullying us.
This thread makes me understand that it is normal to hate neighbor cunts
>>58021413
You dont have neighbours you fucking island
>Russia
The world would be a safer place without them.
>Germany
Self-righteous pricks with a superiority complex. They pretend to be nice now, but it's only a matter of time till they go back to doing what they always did, except this time it will probably be under the mudslime flag.
>Ukraine
I have mixed feelings towards them. Worshippers of a war criminal on one hand, immigrating white qts on the other.
>Belarus
Currently they're a bunch of cucked putinbots, but in the future we might become good allies.
>Lithuania
Tsundere ex-girlfriend. Still loves us, but pretends to hate us.
>Czechia
They're like our libtarded younger sister. A little bit silly, but qt.
>Slovakia
Same as Czechia, but with slight nazi tendencies.
>Hungary
... ;_;
spen? i leik spen
>Estonia
Pretty chill, more nationalist then us, also more proud of the Livonian period then we are for some reason.
>Lithuania
Strongest Baltic, most stubborn, comes form the Dutchy. Wouldn't mind if they had better relations with Poland, would benefit the region
>Belaruse
If you imagine what Russia would if it the decent people hadn't all been shot, you get Belarus
>Russia
JUST
Their history is JUST, foreign relations are JUST, bordering them is JUST, current forecast is JUST.
>>58021413
It's natural desu. If you haven't had at least five wars with neighbouring countries it just means your culture is selfhating.
>Norway
Good people
>Sweden
Mostly good and nice people. I think southern swedes are more dicks than northern swedes.
>Estonia
Have no idea. I think they are nice.
>Russia
I want to think nice about them but they are usually loud as fuck. And the rich tourists are assholes.
>Ireland
Nice place despite the memes
>France
Breddy good
>Switzerland
Mafia bank accounts heaven, needs to be dismantled and nuked for being slimy jews.
>Malta
My city is bigger than the whole country, but it's a nice vacation place.
>Vatican City
Should not exist
>San Marino
Should not exist
>>58021648
>rich tourists are assholes
i bet these are the only russian tourists everyone has. Regular russians can't afford a trip to another country.
>>58021889
We have around 300 thousand on permanent stay here
>Canada
Lame
>Mexico
it alright
>Cuba
Disregardable
>Russia
Rad dudes
>Japan
Good automobiles
Americans in general are fat and retarded. However the ones that hate their country and acknowledge the brain dead cult they call patriotism are some very good friends of mine
I have no opinion about any countries. Of course Japan as well.
I wanna tell you why you have?
>>58022064
do you realize that you were part of ussr? of course you have many russians there.
>>58021710
I completely forgot about Austria and Slovakia, but that kinda describes my opinion of them
>>58022412
You border Slovenia though
>>58022480
Oh do we? Can't really tell them apart sometimes. Thanks for the correction my austrian friend
gooks
>>58013906
>Mexico
The people are hard-working and nice, but also dishonest and two-faced overall. The country itself is a total shithole (though tbf a lot of that is our fault).
>Canada
A lot like us but... less so I guess, though they do have a higher quality of life, more reasonable laws, and much better healthcare. Friendly, polite, pleasant to live in, yet boring and bland. They're kind of like Diet America -- better for you, with all the unhealthy stuff taken out, but boring and bland -- or like our nerdy brother.
China>Commie panda
Both Kore>Dipshit
USA>Fat but Great
Russia>Commie Bitch
Taiwan>Nice
i wish europeans were our neighbors
I love my neighbors. Everywhere is better than fake freedom land.
Correct, I love this country, but I hate everyone in.
>Ireland
Niggers of Western Europe
>France
My favourite enemy. God bless France, despite our culture differences, I'm glad you exist.
>Norway
Pretty based and irrelevant to be quite perfectly honest with you my family member
>Canada
Boring and kinda snobbish
>Mexico
Rude, immigrate here and then claims to love Mexico more than us
>Russia
We could've had better relations.
>Cuba
We're working towards better relations.
>Bahamas
Tourism
>Canada
A bunch of smug cunts. I have never met one of you I liked.
>Mexico
I like a lot of you. Like all countries, some of you are honest hardworkers, but some are the assholes shooting each other on the shitty part of town. Stop having so many kids, too. But overall I like you and it's hard to support Trump for his "deport em" schtick.
>Portugal
Bro tier
>Morocco
shithole and poor people, pls don´t come here
>France
meh , niggas and i hate so much this country
>>58014487
But Japan is an island.
>>58023527
go back to mexico pedro
>Denmark
Based younger brother. Does crazy shit all the time, smokes, drinks and rages over shit they don't like all the time. Nobody listens though cause they're too smal and unknown.
>Norway
Slow, mellow and always happy. Can't get angry over anything. Doesn't know what to do in unusual situations. Just shrugs and goes home.
>Finland
The bullied kid who only we talk to
>Netherlands
Dumb accents, otherwise great
>Germany
Please feed our economy senpai
>Luxembourg
Good for cheap groceries, nothing else really happens here
>France
Sometimes a bully but otherwise okay
>UK
Please sink into the ocean
Ukraine-shithole
Hungary-good food
Poland-former shithole
Austria-alpes resorts
Germany-our masters
>Scotland
Labour-voting hippies.
>Wales
Alright I suppose, but they don't really *do* anything for me to comment on.
>Ireland
Again, OK other than whining about potatoes all the time.
>France
Socialist wierdos.
>Spain
A modern day Australia, except instead of sending criminals, we're sending old people.
every european seems to hate british people
why the hate for island people
>>58023672
delete this
>>58024742
Success breeds jealousy.
>China
FUCK OFF FUCKING FUCK
>Korea
feel a pity that it has to be suffering with your terrible geopolitical position. but we won't help you next time.
>South East Aasia nations
geinunely sorry for the past. one more time, let's be united to be against China!
>Australia
Please deport Chinese and let's make an alliance!
>>58024742
Butthurt. Plain and simple. We're not part of their little German Fan Club.
Argentina is a nice place.
Uruguay is nicer.
Venezuela is a commie shithole.
Bolivia is an Indian shithole.
Peru is the bane of Dota. Is a shithole as well.
Paraguay is good for cheap electronics, otherwise also a shithole.
The rest, I don't care.
>U.S
Annoying but in a semi-bearable way
>Greenland
What out natives could have been
>Thailand
We can claim some of their territories when the time is right
>Indonesia
We can claim some of their territories when the time is right
>Philippines
We can claim some of their territories when the time is right
>Singapore
Potential annexation when the time is right
>Brunei
Potential annexation when the time is right
>>58025169
But when will the time be right?
>>58023237
Are you BAKA? They will impose one's trouble and refugees upon Japan, look at EU now.
>>58013906
Absolute shit
All of them
Unless Italy counts as neighbor
Italy is nice
>>58025255
When the time comes, we'll know
>>58024742
Same reason the mainland hates the Japanese.
Superiority.
>>58024742
Just a shit country all round.
>Canada
Arrogant, conceited, self-important. The disparity between how much your average American likes Canada and vice-versa. Being just slightly north of such a large country has made them insecure about their own existence. With no unique culture of their own besides fucking syrup, they rely on the fact that they're not the United States as their "culture". Basically just another state with more liberal tendencies and less money.
>Mexico
Shithole that dumps its brown people on us. Shame too, given that relationship that could exist between us.
>>58025303
But NK refugees will come in 10~20 years
>>58024742
Britain was evil but so powerful master race like Japan, so other Europe getting buttmad like China and S. Korea.
>Norway
Rich successful brother. Very nice and bros when you meet norweigans abroad
>Denmark
The more chilled brother. Doesn't give a fuck about others opinion. Based.
>Finland
Retarded sand eating cousin that you still love.
>>58024742
It is same to Asia.
Mainland is always jealous of islands such as Singapore,Hongkong and us.
Feel good man
>>58025763
>hong kong
>singapore
>island
>>58025763
>tfw when literally thousands of islands in Canada
>90% of the are uninhabitable
I just want to live in a comfy island nation.
Vancouver Island is nice though.
>Canada
I lived close to the border and have been there so many times I have a hard time seeing it as a separate country
>Mexico
Actually like Mexicans, the country wasn't so bad when I visited. Please control your border though.
>Russia
RUSSIA STRONKKKKKKKKKKKKKK VERY CLOSE TO CRUSING US PIGDOG AMERICANS IF YOUR FRAGILE COUNTRY DOESNT COLLAPSE FIRST
>>58025843
Yes.
>>58025478
we will accept them :(
>>58025958
good for you
you wanted united korea
>belarus
Based brothers
>ukraine
We have differences now, but it'll be k soon enough
>kazakhstan
Based brothers
>georgia
They're k
>azerbaijan
They're bretty k
>latvia and lithuania
Silly geese. They think we dream about conquering them, yet we give little to zero fucks
>estonia
Rabid animals
>poland
They're k, i think
>norway
Too much tolerant bullshit, not based
>mongolia
Eh, they exist.
>china
They're k, but we're on lookout
>north korea
Hilarious lulz deliver
>japan
Too nazi for me
>usa
They're funny
>>58025913
Most of Hong Kong is attached and parts of Singapore are as well.
Hard to call something that only has a tiny bit of water separating it from the mainland and Island.
>>58025958
lmao
Doninant leftist party.
>Mexico
Poor and brown, yet 10x more nationalistic than us. Don't mind them as immigrants just speak fucking English please (seriously it doesn't even have to be good). Has potential for investment in the future. They have an opportunity to leech off their neighbor's economic success and repeat their economic success of the 70's but have been unable to do so thus far.
>Canada
America light. Crossing the border, the only time you feel like you're in a different country is when you pay with monopoly money. Better healthcare if you're poor, but ultimately an increasingly liberal nannystate- condemned to economic and cultural mediocrity. For the worse side see: >>58025455
>Puerto Rico
Basically already a state in everything but name and the taxes they pay. Puerto Ricans can already move anywhere they please in the US.
>Cuba
About to be Mickey Mouse'd against the government's will. The last battle of the cold war.
>China
Thx for air pollution and intefering in our matters
>Japan
Thx for radiation and Abe
>Russia
Thx for siding with NK
>Taiwan
Thx for 24/7 inferiority complex
>NK
Thx for...
Wow!! We have so many neighbors to thank for :)))
At least we've got USA
>Great-Britain
Friendly eternal rivals.
>Belgium
Cute, in a weird way. Conjoined twins that hate each other.
>Luxembourg
Why does it exist ?
>Germany
Former last true boss, eternal ennemy, now a shadow of it's former self.
>Switzerland
Mountain Jews. Based.
>Italy
Romance bro. God-tier culture, food, History, women. Zidane did nothing wrong, though.
>Monaco
Tiny less mountainous Jews
>Andorra
Why does it even exist.
>Spain
Romance bro. Good culture, good food.
Alright, that's it for Metropolitan France. Now the overseas territories.
>Canada
Vive le Québec libre !
>Montserrat, Dominica, Saint-Lucià
???
>Suriname
???
>Brazil
Nice people, kind of a shithole.
>everything neighboring French Polynesia and Wallis et Futuna
???
>Australia
Nice people. Evrything else wants to kill you.
>New Zealand
The Rainbow Warrior deserved it. God tier Rugby.
>Madagascar
Freaky fauna
>Mauritius
???
>Comoros
How's that independence working out for you ?
>>58026250
Singapore is 100% an island
>>58025958
Fight
Abe will pretend to have nothing to do with if he still continue to be president.
>England
Lads but we can't admit it
>Northern Ireland
They're descendants but they ride our cock
>Republic of Ireland
Cunts desu
>Wales
Basically England x Scotland with more sheep shagging
>Norway
Cool, I guess. Bergen is ours btw
>Iceland
Inbreds
>>58026451
Imo China will take 90% of North Korean refugees
They need cheap labor forces and North Koreans do favor China so I think it's win-win
> 'Murica
Free, Fat & ignorant fucks, but i've met lot of nice muricans
> Guatemala >Belice >El Salvador
Mara salvatrucha, don't even go close
> Canada
Nice gentle people, even thpu they don't trust us
>>58026516
lmao human rights salesman coming
>>58026390
What have we done?
Use you guys as springboards for our geopolitics?
>>58026408
That's like calling the mound in my backyard an Island, but I'll give you that.
Hong Kong definitely is not.
>Finland
They're alright.
>Latvia
Don't have an opinion.
>Russia
Hate them, but the women are nice.
>>58013906
>France
Special people.They can seem arrogant, but very charmant when you get used to them.
>Portugal
Cute as fuck, like a tsundere little brother.
>Morocco
Wall. Nothing personnel.
>UK
Admiration. Love them in general.
>Andorra and Gibraltar
Cheap tobacco dispensers.
>Italy
Latin cousin. Top tier culture, food, history and everything.
>>58026516
>30 million third world farmers and true commies
>good for anyone
Even Chinese commies aren't that idealistic.
>>58026898
>Use you guys as springboards for our geopolitics?
yes
america put a lot money on them
and forced us support them financially too
it made their country develop
>France
Bros, still too many mudslims
>Austria
Based version of Germany
>Slovenia
Sometimes I forget we border them
>croatia
Based
>Switzerland
Mountain jews helping criminals hiding their money
>Monaco
Jews
>San Marino
Meh
>Vatican City
Kill it with fire
>Malta
Half good, half Gaza
>>58026548
You met the Americans who don't have to live with your "brothers" every single day.
Canada needs to stick up for itself and Mexico needs to deal with its government corruption.
>>58027094
*tips €2*
>scotland
why vote snp, i thought we were family
>wales
sheeplel
>ireland
probably the most loveable people, shame for the troubles
>rest of europe
stay buttmad, i wouldnt want you any other way
>>58027132
There is literally nothing wrong with Mexicans. They once transported a piano I bought for free but I tipped them anyways.
>>58027298
t. "Edward" McDonell
>everyone hates swiss for being mountain jews
>they don't give a fuck
how can they get away with it
>>58027274
Kek. In our country we hardly tip people, so when we do it we make it on tard mode.
>>58027448
They just jelly of those Swiss riches.
>Canada
Bros
>Mexico
Landscaper
>Russia
Cyka Blyat Desu
>Bahamas
Cheap vocation
>>58013906
I like my neighbours, couldn't ask for anyone better 2bh
>>58013906
>Germany
6/10. They can be bros, they dont cry too loud about their former clay etc., but on the other hand they are responsible for the crisis in which EU is right now, and they want to export tons of refugees to us.
>Czechia
7/10. They probably think we are rednecks, but overall we are bros.
>Slovakia
8/10. Best neighbor.
>Ukraine
5/10. Good hardworking immigrants BUT the country is corrupted and unstable. Also, they like Bandera too much - they need to get rid of that 'we dindu nuffin' syndrome.
>Belarus,
5/10. For a soviet country ruled by the last dictator in Europe, i think our relations are acceptable.
>Lithuania
6/10. Tsundere relationship.
>Russia
Bwahah
>>58027623
why nobody annex them
italy germany france are there
why
>>58027930
Top tier diplomacy. Natural mountain fortress.
>Norway
Pretty Sweet. Our biggest source of jealousy since Norway is pretty much just Sweden but with better nature and more money.
>Denmark
Considering we have been rivals for most of our history, they are now pretty good bros. Also not as big pussies as we are.
>Finland
A lot of sibling rivalry, and we fight a lot, but you just can't hate Finland. We need them to tell us when we are being fags and to remember when Sweden used to be something.
>Russia
I hate them more than Indians.
The rest I never think about. Overall, I really like our Nordic Neighbors.
>Lebanon
5/10
About as good as you can expect Arabs to be, too bad they don't like us
>Jordan
4/10
On good terms with us politically, hate us culturally. Still high tier among Arabs.
>Egypt
2/10
Dumb Arabs, shit country
>Syria
N/A
Can't really say right now, but with the present climate it's a definite 1/10
>America
They're okay.
>>58028509
>I hate them more than Indians.
Care to list some reasons?
>>58013906
I like USA, you guys are nice people.
>>58028748
>Care to list some reasons?
Well, firstly historically they pretty much fucked up our entire empire (well, us trying to invade them did), so I'm still very salty about that, bit they are also to imperialistic, fuck around to much in the Baltic and being too third worldy in general. Stuff like that.
It's just easy to hate them. Like Indians and Arabs.
>>58028817
Or I atleast thought so...
>>58022191
>>58023493
>>58023527
>>58025455
>>58029190
I like you Canada. You seem pretty chill. Like America but down to earth and well, more European.
>>58028817
Are you that FBI agent from /pol/?
>>58026400
>now a shadow of it's former self
>>58029179
Oh, okay.
>Uruguay
A brazilian state that speaks spanish.
>Argentina
We love to hate you, boludos de mierda. Nice place, though.
>Bolivia
Indian shithole. The south american Mexico.
>Peru
Another indian shithole.
>Paraguay
Cheap stuff and prostitutes.
>Colombia
Drugs and nice people.
>Venezuela
Socialist shithole. The people there are stupid and poor enough to consider us a first world country.
>French Guiana, Suriname and Guyana
Irrelevant.
>Chile
Probably the Best place in south america behind us. Actualy we don't border them.
