ITT: We greentext stories of when we traveled to distant lands.
>Be 17
>Go to Animeland
>Sneak edibles for getting high
>Don't get found out
>Walk along the train lines and check out all that I can in Tokyo.
>see the tokyo tower, imperial castle, gundam
>Meet a few gaijin, first was a British man who had a JP waifu, gave me money for the train and showed me how to get back when I got lost on a run in the middle of summer, the japs wouldn't even give me water, kek
>Second was a guy who showed me Yokohama bay, a pretty chill mall area with the Honda place, taught me about onigiri, was bretty gud
>Third and fourth were some stern ass Russians, I asked them if they knew where I could find any bicycles to rent
>They just stood there for a while staring me down until one said, Nyet, and we parted ways
>I also saw a lot of different foreigners in the shops and what not but I didn't talk to them, whenever one saw me they looked super surprised, their eyes were popping out of their heads, everyone in Japan looks so similar it gets boring quick
>most of the people I saw there had blond(e) hair and blue eyes for some reason, except the weeb who was staying at the home I was, learning Japanese, died hair freaky looking British guy I didn't talk to at all
>Met some guys from Iceland and they told me about the Northern tribesman to the North of Russia
(cont.)
>Went to the beach with some other gaijin, English teachers they be, saw a bunch of temples
>checked out China town, too
>Bought some traditional gita from an old Japanese guy
>This was before I was redpilled, I would have liked to complement their nation on how uncucked they are
>was always playing my 3DS on the train, baked AF beat Zelda OOT
>went to some parks and took pictures, the zoo, an old museum
Oh man, what a blast!
>Be 19
>Be peruvian
>Be poor
>Can´t travel
>>57349694
>be 17
>doing a conservation/ forestry internship in Costa Rica one summer
>out in an abandoned farm field teaching local kids about botany while we plant rainforest trees
>one day we're teaching/planting as usual in an area with tall grass
>one of our native guide's eyes go wide
>we hear a rustling in the grass
>mother fucked draws his machete
>screams "DIABLO DIABLO DIABLO" as he hacks away at the grass
>blood everywhere
>everyone rushes over
>8ft long venomous bushmaster viper/constrictor writhing on the ground
>7th deadliest venomous snake in the world
>the thing is still moving even though the crazy Tico bastard cut off its head
Later on I saw the same guy wearing a belt he'd made from a section of the same snake's pelt. BasedaRica strikes again.
this happened really recently
>go on vacation to denmark, sweden and funland
>denmark is really nice country
>seriously its a fucking utopia
>go to malmo, sweden
>not YES tier, but much worse than denmark
>in subway station
>lots of beggars
>something off about them
>realize that there are patterns to their begging
>it's fucking ORGANIZED BEGGING
>spend my entire swedish vacation watching beggars
>get to funland
>in helsinki
>everyone is autistic, nobody ever interacts with each other
>decide to mention Spurdo to a girl in coffee shop
>she gets it
>shouts "HAHA BENIS!" then some finnish shit i didnt understand
>everyone else in the shop starts laughing
>>57351248
>shouts "HAHA BENIS!" then some finnish shit i didnt understand
this cant be real
>>57354286
It's Finland though so who can tell.
>>57351248
I hope this is real. Beautiful.
>>57351248
>"HAHA BENIS! Hey everyone, this is the height of American humor. Look how happy this gaijin is that I said it, isn't it pathetic?"
>>57354286
Do you understand how in normal countries, reddit-tier normie memes are known by most people? But they don't make a huge impact on actual culture? In Finland, spurdo is one of those memes.
>>57355307
You're a meme
>>57351248
Awesome, I have ancestors from Denmark. I'd love to visit all those countries someday. I want to go back to Japan and see their Mountains, I had a dream about them.
>Be 10
>Family is visiting relatives in Arizona
>We decide to go to a small Mexican town across the border for an afternoon
>Everything is old and dirty
>Poor-looking people are just around on the sidewalks
>Small Mexican kids follow us asking for money (at least that's what I think; they didn't speak English)
>Mexican shopkeepers try to sell us stuff everywhere we go
>My parents buy a couple of statues
>It's hot as fuck and my parents wouldn't let me drink the water so I was miserable the whole time
Not very interesting but it's the only time I've been outside the US
>>57355692
>*are just sitting around on the sidewalks
>>57355692
You a gringo?
>>57355881
Yeah
>>57355951
Did you feel safe?
>>57355692
It also had a yellow filter?
>>57355989
I guess so. I was only 10 though so maybe I just didn't know any better
>>57351248
Really hope that's true,cause it is beautiful
>Visit family in south Limburg
>Don't understand shit what these locals are saying in their weird ass Limburgish "Dutch"
>Go for bike rides, check out the local area, shoot some pictures
>Decide to go off-road
>Explore more
>Come across a small provincial road, follow it to a village
>Enter a small shop to get something to eat and drink, speaks some gibberish dialect that I couldn't understand fully
>Say I'm not from around here but from The Hague
>Starts laughing and shouting "OI OI WE 'AVE A HOLLANDER HERE"
>Turns out I missed the border proper and accidentally into Belgium during the offroad part
And the best part is, I did it again a few days later when I accidentally into Germany.
>>57356027
Bet your parents had a gat or 2 just in case.
>12 years go
>go to Florida Disneyland
>in the villa pool
>need to shit
>poo in the pool
>have marshmallow cereal next day
>>57356021
Yes!!! Why the fuck does Mexico have a fucking yellow filter???????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>>57356021
I don't know what you mean exactly
>>57350575
Can't you go on foot or bike to Chile? You could hike around in the Mountains and hunt rabbits, catch fish, collect roots and berries, or just bring lots of food. That would be quite the adventure. Just save up for a water filter and hammock.
>be 16
>working in Costa Rica
>swim across the Yorkin river
>sit on the shore of Panama
>take a piss in the jungle
>swim back to Costa Rica
Panama was ok I guess
>>57356197
Did something like this when I was 5, my favorite part as a kid was the hotel monorail and wild kingdom safari park with all the cool African animals. I was a boring child.
>go to France thinking it is white people paradise
>everyone is a nigger
>darker than Brazil
>go back to Switzerland where I was staying at a street of fetishist whorehouse in Zurich but at least people were white
>>57356838
That's because all the whites left. Were the buildings all decaying? Eventually they will run out of resources and starve.
>be white, blue-eyed, fair-haired young man
>go to Afghanistan
>be hit on by at least 50% of Afghan men
>Travel to the UK on deployment
>hit up a casino on our last night
>put up 20 pounds and sit at blackjack for a few hours
>turn it into 400 pounds by the time I figured I should head back
>on the way back pass the same homeless dude I've seen every other day just chillin there
>give him all 400 pounds and ask him to say "NATO pride world wide" for a picture
>he fucks up and says "NAVAL" instead
>good enough
>still get a picture
>looks like shit because I'm drunk, it's cold, and I barely started lifting
good port tho
>>57356700
We don't want those shitskins here
>go to Japan
>go to a store in Akihabara
>me: クレジットカード大丈夫ですか?
>jp guy: I can't speak engrish
>mfw
I went to Australia when I was 7 and saw a cane toad
>be me
>never been outside the US
>the end
