post yfw american "patriots" rewrite european tales into pro-gun fan fiction.
http://www.nrafamily.org/articles/2016/1/13/little-red-riding-hood-has-a-gun/
>The wolf leaned in, jaws open wide, then stopped suddenly. Those big ears heard the unmistakable sound of a shotgun’s safety being clicked off. Those big eyes looked down and saw that grandma had a scattergun aimed right at him. He realized that Grandmother hadn’t been backing away from him; she had been moving towards her shotgun to protect herself and her home.
>Americans will actually defend giving firearms to children and 90 years old grannies
>>57081266
2bh unless you are leaving out details that doesn't sound really far out from a potential result of a situation where a wolf enters an old gunowner's house
>>57081555
desu I find it cringeworthy that the NRA even tries to reach primary school children to sell them this carry a weapon 24/7 and stand your ground bullshit
>>57081855
Because you don't live in America. All the bad guys have gotten their guns long ago.
I don't think kids should have guns. But adults, the same people that carry guns as law enforcement and are expected to kill people overseas in the military, should be allowed to defend themselves.
And they should be able to defend themselves equally against the power of a gun. No pepper spray or taser shit.
If people could learn to telepathically kill each other, shouldn't everyone know how to do it in case a loved one or themselves is attacked?
http://gawker.com/blind-florida-man-gets-guns-back-after-shooting-friend-1529497232
in b4 gawker
>>57081266
Nice dubs
Excerpt from "Red Dead Riding Hood"
>Those big ears heard the unmistakable sound of a shotgun’s safety being clicked off
Then the granny blows off her head on accident and the wolf eats her body. Then the wolf steals the shotgun and hunts down the woodsman who killed his brother.
>Those big ears heard the unmistakable sound of a shotgun’s safety being clicked off
As the wolf blows the woodsmans knees out from behind. The legless woodsman crawls to his axe as the wolf reloads the shotgun.
>Those big ears heard the unmistakable sound of a shotgun’s safety being clicked off
And the woodsman throws the ax, as the wolf fires the gun. The woodsmans head explodes, while the ax flies past the wolfs head and strikes a little girl in a white hood walking past, chopping off her head. Her hood turns red, as the wolf runs over and picks up her head and carries it into the sunset. Dinner for the pups.
They read this to me ever night as a child.
>America
>higher culture
>literature
pls
I like McElroy
Not all that comes from /lit/ is bad
>Eurocucks ITT are scared of big bad gunz
I honestly can't wait until Islam consumes your entire continent. Maybe then y'all won't be such massive pussies.
So, does Humpty Dumpty have a great fall, because he couldn't take the pressure any longer and shot himself in the yolk?
>>57081266
>>57083462
>the bad guys
>the good guys
Why are americans so obsessed with this kind of infantile dichotomy?
USA
>Thomas Pynchon
>William Gass
>John Ashberry
>Cormac McCarthy
>Don DeLillo
>John Cheever
>Hart Crane
>Phillip Roth
>Vladimir Nabokov
>Saul Bellow
>Tennessee Williams
>John Updike
>Ernest Hemingway
>William Gaddis
>Flannery O'Connor
>A.R. Ammons
>Elizabeth Bishop
>T. S. Eliot
>Joseph Brodsky
>Raymond Carver
France
>drug-addled goblins who complain about immigrants
>pseudointellectual Marxists
>obscurantist gibberish and gimmicky word salad
Just a reminder than the ever since WWII, American literature has been artistically superior to French literature. This trend shows no indication of slowing.
Gun ownership is ok. It has to be restricted to responsible users though. Which means "Do not hand out guns to children, mental patients and criminals".
>>57084769
>infantile dichotomy
Good guys: Me and my own, people that help others and do good in the world.
Bad guys: people that will do evil unto me and my own, or other good guys.
I guess American infants understand this, but Finnish adults don't?
>>57084769
thanks Hollywood
>>57085136
>I can name my own country's authors but not another country's
>>57085380
Jesus Christ, grow up.
>>57085380
>world is black and white
You can't possibly be this retarded
>>57085456
He is right though. I don't think it's hard to understand the difference between criminals and law abiding citizens.
Weapons will always be the mst efficient weapon to defend yourself.
>>57085136
>I copy and paste Wikipedia lists
>Surely, now people on the internet will understand that I'm real smart
>>57085407
I named all the authors relevant to world literature. It isn't my fault that France has only churned our pseuds for the past seventy + years
>>57085538
Germany is another country USA has surpassed since WWII.
>muh grave moral failures
It gets old, Hans.
>>57085549
I could name Houellebecq, and I'm not into the world of litterature.Do your researcj.
>>57085514
Why do you bring the law in this situation.
We're talking about good and evil, not law.
People that mix morality and law are retarded.
>>57085136
>>pseudointellectual Marxists
We have some god tier nationalist intellectuals. You just don't hear about them because liberal media don't find them trendy
>>57085634
>reacting like a hissy kid when somebody calls you out
Never change, college kids.
>>57085661
Of course. When I say law abdiding citizens, I implied people with decent morals.
>>57085636
I did mention drug-addled goblins who complain about immigrants in my original post though
>>57085787
I'm sure you could understand one word of what he's saying, right ?
Houellebecq isn't only about shitting on people who deserve it. He wrote about the loneliness in our current society, the values/morals falling apart... You could check it out yourself, if you could speak french.
>>57085456
>Tells me to grow up
>Posts video of man-child game
I wish I lived in a place where I didn't have my life threatened and could walk around drunk all day. But I don't.
As we see in South America, the "bad guys" you think only exist in movies will not simply vanish. They will influence younger generations and create more crime. They must be pushed back by the good guys.
All this coming from a guy in a country being invaded by muslim extremists. You'll get smart soon, when you see that evil doesn't care about gun laws.
>>57085499
M'Kay Mussolini
You look pretty black and white yourself.
>>57085970
Have you ever left your state?
>>57085380
U being a bit dense ther m8?
Literally you just proved my point.
>>57086190
Yeah, I once went to Germany and shat down your mom's throat. She thanks me for my hot American feces, rubbed her stomach, and asked me to send more Hollywood films. Nine months later you were born
>>57085136
>pinecone top of the list
>no Ezra Pound
>nabakov
That's like calling Beckett French.
>>57086517
Same with Brodsky.
>>57086259
And you proved mine.
What does your bountiful Finnish intellect want to prove, that living in a shitty country makes you a nihilist?
Does it suck not knowing the difference between good and bad?
>>57086190
My state? America has more than one state.
I've left the country, and travel between states often.
Have you ever left your village? You obviously haven't been to Amerikay
fuck off pinko
>>57086699
>being this buttblasted
Time to stop posting.
>>57085136
>there are Americans on /int/ RIGHT NOW who think American literature has anything on French
goldestlel.webm
also
>Eliot
>Brodsky
>Nabokov
>Americans need a Brit to write great poetry and Russians to write great prose
>>57087384
No
Go Finnish your milk, asshole
>>57086699
>What does your bountiful Finnish intellect want to prove, that living in a shitty country makes you a nihilist?
My point: Most Americans tend to be obsessed in labelling and simplifying things to the extreme, rather than ever trying to understand any of the complexities behind something like human behaviour.
Great way of never getting to the root of the problem.
Simplifying things isn't always bad. But the world isn't a fucking children's tale.
Can you understand my point now? Or are you still thick as pigshit?
>>57081266
Why don't you love your grandmere and enfants, anon?
The eternal struggle, so much the better to raise a race of fierce warriors, you say?
But how can this be?
>it's a euros get triggered by guns thread
>>57085380
Sounds pretty spooky.
