Why german history is so shit?
What the fuck means Prussia after all? And why the holy roman empire is called like that if they are not romans?
>"""""""""""""""""""""holy"""""""""""""""""""""
>"""""""""""""""""""""roman"""""""""""""""""""""
>"""""""""""""""""""""empire"""""""""""""""""""""
>holy
>roman
>empire
I know this Russian guy called Roman. I don't think he is a Roman either.
>holy
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>roman
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>empire
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>"""""""""""""""""""holy"""""""""""""""""""""
>"""""""""""""""""""roman"""""""""""""""""""""
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>>57364822
hes probably a fuggin gyppo cunt :DDDD
>German history
>>57365025
Eastern europe is de facto german colonial territory kek
>holy
>roman
>empire
>>57364738
White people, especially Germans, are culturally and genetically inferior to the stronger races to the south. White people have no history and deserve to be destroyed. Their only use is to serve the higher races.
>greentexting the HRE
>not realizing we literally cucked the pope into crowning a barbarian Emperor
top lel
>>57365128
Now tell us a story about the one that came on his knees to the Pope.
>>57365128
we wuz romans n sheit
>>57365079
>implying Germany isn't de facto immigrant colonial territory.
>>57364738
>Why german history is so shit?
Because Germans are sub humans. We have accepted that and now help more valuable people to rule the world and spread over the world.
>>57365122
t. Ahmad Al-abdullah Dindu
>>57365163
No that's wrong
It's
WE WUZ KANT N BEETHOVEN N SHEIT
>>57365156
>Poles
>not just allowed to exist temporarily by us and Based Ruskiebros
Just you wait Zbigniew. We'll send those tanks soon.
>>57365175
Oh, so we accepted 1/80th of foreign immigrants last year, most of which will leave anyway.
Meanwhile, I couldn't even tell which slavshit shithole you're from without hovering over your flag.
>>57365175
And this is bad? Why exactly?
Finally Germany will die.
>holy
>roman
>empire
>>57365242
I don't blame you, I hear education is failing as result of too much immigration to Germany.
>>57365203
Well you've sold us quite a lot, arfe we buying more? I mean by now we got more then even you have.
Besides, I'm still waiting for that story about the
>holy
>roman
>emperor
traveling to the pope on his knees to apologize
>>57365362
>cherrypicked pictures
I'm done with you, crypto-Austrian.
>>57365370
*are
typo
>>57365370
Gang nach Canossa you mean right? That was important for separation of church and state.
Afterwards however, >we were the most important people in mainland Europe. Poles had a right to exist and still have but you are constantly butthurt against us so I was just meming in return
>>57365440
I'm not butthurt I like the
>holy
>roman
>empire's
history, but if you're cherrypicking then I'll do that as well, dear offended German.
>>57365362
>succssesful and probably well integrated people who identify with this country are somehow bad
You should post different people.
>>57365473
Except I'm not offended.
Yes Heinrich crawled to the pope. Rightfully so, since church and state should be separated and he had no right to introduce bishops and such into their office.
Yes, we got BTFO by Napoleon within a few years but we had a good run of ruling Europe.
Also, the HRE wasn'T German. There were many different people within its borders.
>>57365525
I never mentioned Napoleon etc. I don't like that period of history.
>>57365381
>I-I've got nothing so I'll just call him a word, yeah that's what I'll do!
Maybe you need a beer to calm your nerves. Prost, my (most likely mixed) friend.
>>57364738
The good prussia was split between Poland,Russia and Lithuania
>>57365505
I agree, I've never understood this meme
>your immigrants are proud of their adopted country, h-haha!
>>57365559
>>57365505
Again. Do you realize how dumb you're making yourself looking?
>>57365581
t. old German
>>57365559
>immigrants assimilating is a Bad thing
I liked you better when you were a part of Austria.
>>57365541
Why not?
Also, what is your honest opinion on the Teutonic Order and Prussia?
>>57364738
Inferiority complex towards their neighbours. First Poles later French.
Special-persecution book, A-B aktion, Teutonic massacre of Polish civilians in Gdańsk, Inteligenzaktion, Generalplanost, Partitions, Ribbentrop-Molotov.
>Frederick had despised Polish people since his youth, and numerous statements are known in which he expressed anti-Polish prejudice,[77] calling Polish society "stupid" and stating that "all these people with surnames ending with -ski, deserve only contempt"[78] He passionately hated everything associated with Poland, while justifying his hatred with ideas of Enlightenment.[79] He described Poles as "slovenly Polish trash".[80][81]
>Frederick undertook the conquest of Polish territory as an enlightened and civilizing mission, particularly given his negative perceptions about Poland and the traditions of its ruling elite, all of which merely provided a convenient path for the "sanguine ameliorism" of the Enlightenment and heightened assurance in the "distinctive merits of the 'Prussian way'".[82][83] He prepared the ground for the partition of Poland-Lithuania in 1752 at the latest, hoping to gain territorial bridge between Pomerania, Brandenburg and East Prussian provinces.[84] Frederick was himself partly responsible for the weakness of the Polish government, having inflated its currency with Polish coin dies obtained during the conquest of Saxony in 1756. The profits exceeded twice the peacetime national budget of Prussia.[85] He opposed attempts of political reform in Poland, and his troops bombarded customs ports on the Vistula, thwarting Polish efforts to create a modern fiscal system.[86] As early as 1731 Frederick had suggested that the country would be well-served by annexing Polish Prussia in order to join the separated territories of the Kingdom of Prussia.[87]
That was before partitions.
>>57365576
New Zealand greatest ally.
Sorry about the clueless backpacking cunts we're sending your way.
>>57365717
>>57365581
>>57365505
>I-It's okay if immigrants replace us Germans, as long as they speak (broken) German and watch football!
>>57365775
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danzig_law
> "us Prussians ... are the Poles equal brothers or their servants"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Polish_sentiment
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kulturkampf
Bismarck
>Hit the Poles so hard that they despair of their life; I have full sympathy with their condition, but if we want to survive, we can only exterminate them; the wolf, too, cannot help having been created by God as he is, but people shoot him for it if they can.
That's not even tip of the iceberg. They're just inferior creatures that felt superior because of slaughter.
Killing civilians is their tradition. But what can you expect from a fucking Militaristic order that spent too much time in Byzantine/Arab lands killing civilians. They were soaked in Byzantine/Arab filth culture.
>>57365775
The story of Western Poland is a clusterfuck though. It's constantly German vs Slav.
Also, Friedrich took your land.
>>57365825
Back to /pol/ with you
>>57365843
>The story of Western Poland is a clusterfuck though. It's constantly German vs Slav.
Same with Eastern Germany.
That's why there shouldn't be any fighting between Western Slavs and later called "Germans".
You were used by Vaticanshits against us.
>>57365784
us germanics got to look out for each other :^)
>>57365843
>Friedrich
He did, along with 2 other countries. We had no chances at that moment since even our economoy was shit because Prussians falisified our money en masse.
>>57365933
Also, Western Poland is home and the begining of Poland.
We didn't come out of the Ukrainian swamps like german and jewish "scientists" tried to claim.
>>57365871
I don't really mind it all, really. Germany won't be terrorising us anymore after that because you'll be terrorised by daily ficki gangs.
>>57365933
I agree. Prussians actually came from Western Germany and took your land which was fucked up.
t. Bayern
>>57365959
Nazi scientists claimed we came from Jutland.
>>57365961
>be Slovenia
>constantly reminded of Germanic superiority by way of Austria
Must be hard.
>>57365989
kek, so why were we so high in Generalplanost since coming from Jutland would mean germanic origin?
History is such a clusterfuck.
>>57365954
I thought you were Anglo. Anglos rejected the Germanic label a long time ago
>>57366039
we're germanic when it suits us (^:
>>57366036
History is a shitty science. It's all retrospective.
>>57366036
Dunno, I've just read it in some history book.
Also according to focus a statistical ethnic Pole and German have 2 to 12 common ancestors in the last 1500 years.
>>57366002
What superiority? The superior number of Arabs they take in? I'd rather we stayed inferior.
>Must be hard.
The only things hard are non-white dicks on German streets.
>>57366100
Interesting. I've read that Western Slavs, mainly Poles shared a lot of "wives" with Scandinavians.
Also, something about Ascomani that could mean Popielid dynasty.
>>57366152
http://www.focus.pl/sekrety-nauki/czy-wszyscy-europejczycy-sa-blisko-spokrewnieni-10925
Well it's what's the Germans say because it's Focus.
>This agglomeration which was called and which still calls itself the Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire. -Voltaire
Germany was the most failed empire in history probably.
>>57366176
Wonder what's the purpose of this now.
They could have easily fueled the medieval meme about Poles being Vandals and yet they fought it. Now it's useless to even try convince people that they're someone else.
>holy
>roman
>empire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY
>>57365362
Bottom right is kinda cute.
>>57366184
We did suck compared to the Brits.
German Empire from 1871 onwards wasn't so bad though.
>>57366397
>German Empire from 1871 onwards wasn't so bad though.
We literally spent the last one and a half centuries pissing off our neighbors as a unified country.
>>57366397
>>57366447
Also pissing off "minorities"
If not for that, it might have been still alive.
>>57366447
Only after Wilhelm came to power though.
Also Jews lived a decent life compared to the rest of Europe.
>>57366397
You put work in. Rekt basically anyone and everything that had a land army in yurop 1 on 1
still the strongest country in europe desu and if you actually had a real army you'd edge out russia with ease and maybe they'd fuck off for once
>>57366272
can you tell me who the Patron Saint of the HRE was?
>>57364738
Germany is an only good guy in pandemonium of Europe where traitorous and poisonous snakes everywhere.
They have endured so much pains like Guts in Berserk.
>>57366599
Well Otto was the first Kaiser so perhaps him.
>>57366591
Thank you sweden.
>>57366622
We did betray too though. Ask the Poles
>>57366699
>Ask the Poles
Holy fuck this thread is autistic
>>57366746
Now it's even more autistic.
>>57366769
Nice
>>57364822
I know a guy called stanislav
he looks like a gook
>>57367536
is it you
>>57367555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2rTafbQepg
>>57366184
It lasted about 1000 years. Only ancient Egypt, Rome and China are comparable.
>>57366622
just like japan is the only good guy in the far eastern jungle of dragons and pandas
What? German history is pretty interesting, at least pre-Merkel.
https://youtu.be/4ztOV2wrrkY
Obligatory
>>57367929
whats up with all these south american latrinos kissing germanys ass?
You realize modern germany is nothing like nazi germany
nor will it will never go back to functioning that way either.
if you want the nazi reich back youre just going to have to go full fascisto yourselves....pedro
>Destroyed Rome
>Destroyed Christianity with Protestantism.
>On their third try of ruining Europe
German History
>>57368082
Third
HA! HA! If only we were that lucky
>Destroyed Rome
>Destroyed Christianity with Protestantism
>Destroyed a possible restoration of Rome and a unified Europe under liberal values at Leipzig (not by being the better warriors, mind you, but through betrayal!)
>Destroyed Europe in WW1
>Destroyed Europe in WW2
This is their sixth attempt at ruining the continent that spawned most of modern civilization.
>>57368064
I like poland history too
>HRE
>German history
LOL.
>>57368144
Nero setting rome on fire didnt help the preserve roman empire, did it?
I think most real germans realize theyre too much of cold blooded heartless totalitarians to ever create a long lasting and successful empire like most other yuropean empires have succeeded in creating.
So they choose to deliberately sabotage and set fire from within.
HRE = Czechia not Germany.
Germans had nothing to do with it besides being Czech slaves.
>>57368284
are you dense or just baiting?
>>57368310
No pomysl kurwa.
>>57368082
>>57368144
>destroyed invaders into their country
>exposed the catholic church's huge medieval corruption scheme around indulgence trade
>developed basically everything that is music
>lead the Free World in Enlightenment and Humanism
fixed
>>57368904
>lead the Free World in Enlightenment and Humanism
We wuz that in 1500-1700 and yet you killed us.
>>57368904
kool save jerry
>>57369005
whatever you say, Pavel
>>57369132
Roughly speaking Poland had parliament in the age of kingdoms and empires, was tolerant in the age of religious wars and dared to cultivate its own specific Slavic culture. For these crimes against humanity it was erased by three Serious Respectable Powers TM, which said it was good, just and wise to do so. Yet nowadays Western culture is all about parliaments, tolerance and respect paid to other cultures. We are being told it is progressive; maybe it is, or maybe it's not. But this would mean Poles were the most advanced civilization of 16th-17th century Europe, erased from the map by Westerners driven by savagery and primal greed. And this is barely acceptable for whiteys, who apparently want to feel warm and comfy with their myth of being the most advanced civilization of this planet, always and ever. This is why Poles must bow their necks and knees and learn their place in the great picture of the History of White Man, the place which was designated for them without asking them for their opinion.
>>57369005
Poland's eternal fault was we didnt strike first before we were striken
The moment goymoney was set up with the tech and equipment from their budies in the west.
They tried their luck
>>57369216
I don't think you know what the words Enlightenment and Humanism mean.
>>57369304
I dont think you know what it means either.
because they're just meaningless buzz words to make idiots sounds smart.
>>57369304
oh yeah, Kulturkampf was such a fucking Enlightenment and Humanism kek.
Also, nice religious tolerance where Protestants were shitting on catholics and orthodox.
>>57369345
>>57369409
q.e.d.
Holy shit poles can get butthurt about stuff that happened centuries ago.
>>57369667
This very thread is proof of Germs getting butthurt about current stuff.
>>57369701
>a thread by a Brazilian about parts of German history in which everybody who has a beef with Germany spergs autism is proof of Germans getting butthurt about current stuff.
oookay
>>57365246
This
I don't want to be German anymore, I wish I was born Dutch or French so I'd at least have some sort of proud national identity
>>57364738
Prussia was a meme country. It always was a rightfull polish clay. Jebać niemców.
>>57365246
We love Germany, but stop be an emperial faggots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQXzV9Rzh-4
and just deal with the fact that you aren't whiter than us
>>57366103
I'd rather be enriched by arabs than my Slav subumans. Nobody gives a fuck about you people, fucking hell at least 20 Million Slavic civilians died in WW2 and literally nobody gives a shit. Go work your 4 jobs to get your low wage money and drink yourself to death while pretending that "WE WUZ WHITE AND CHRISTIAN AND SHIET", every slavic country is Africa tier, Hitler shouldn'r have focused on the Jews but on the fucking slavic subhumans more
>>57370328
>Jebać niemców.
good lad
>>57364738
Pre world war Germany was based, imagine if they won WWI we'd live in an Germanic-world; and Germany would be like a second USA (at the time) where perhaps most of the great innovation of the time would happen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dF1IjU0Njc
It would be even better if there was no war but that was bound to happen in all scenarios anyway.
