Rolling for Alex edition
>>57214795
fuck shitstralia
rolling for IU
That's it. I'm sick of all this "Dex Fighter with 2-hander" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Landsknechten deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself inherited 10 square kilometers of farmland (that's about 2500 acres) and the 3000 German serfs (that's about 30 human beings) that came with it and have been ordering them around for almost 2 years now. I can even assault the Prince-Archbishop of Trier's palace with my Landsknechten.
German wenches spend years working on giving birth to a single Landsknecht-to-be and beat them up to a million times to produce the thoughest beings known to mankind.
Landsknechten are thrice as strong as üntermenschen and thrice as fast for that matter too. Anything a Jew can lift, a Landsknecht can lift better. I'm pretty sure a Landsknecht could easily bisect a Jew wearing ill-aquired full plate with a simple vertical slash of his bare hand.
Ever wonder why medieval Israel never bothered conquering the Holy Roman Empire? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined feudal lords and their Landsknechten of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with retinues first because their killing power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Landsknechten are simply the best warriors that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Landsknechten:
28 STR
28 DEX
49 CON
16 INT
16 WIS
50 CHA
DEX modifier as a bonus to to-hit and damage
CHA modifier as a bonus to to-hit and damage
Gains Power Attack, Cleave, Weapon Focus (all), Weapon specialization (all), Greater Weapon Focus (all), Greater Weapon Specialization (all) as bonus feats.
Now that seems a lot more representative of the fighting power of Landsknechten in real life, don't you think?
tl;dr = Landsknechten need to be stronger in d20, see my new stat block.
This is a Communism free zone.
ANIBE
xth for Alex
>>57214860
DIE COMMIE
>>57214859
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
who wants to see my boipussy
soudane anime
>>57214919
here here
>>57214902
Slavtvians calling others commies
lmao
slav name pls
>>57214919
Francine I..
albert barbos
>>57214860
>>57214961
LEAVE YOU FUCKING COMMIES
alex
>>57215039
အဘယ်သူမျှမ
Alex here.
AMA
>>57214859
Alri Premier Zhang
>>57215098
are you a girl?
Who the fuck is alex
I am the one and only Alex
>>57214919
me ples
>>57215203
You were damn fucking close to ruining this entire general lad. It's best you just leave now.
>>57215203
MEXICANO UNA VELA
>>57215098
Where have you been since the 21st of February?
>>57215203
You called?
>>57215203
I'm Alex(tacus)!
H e l l o
. R e d d i t
H e l l o
. R e d d i t
H e l l o
. R e d d i t
H e l l o
. R e d d i t
H e l l o
. R e d d i t
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11CwZl3xhok
wait a sec is this anime?
>>57215295
>>57215280
>>57215233
>>57215230
look here motherfuckiers there is only one Alexander here and thats me you got that you sons of bitches.
>>57215366
t. alex wannabe
>>57215203
You are El mejicANO
>all these namefigs
>>57215366
Good post, but im Alex
>>57215338
>>57215338
No it's communism.
>>57215338
Yes this is anime thread
>>57215454
oh nice
>>57215313
Nice voice, you sound sick
>>57215313
>Trying this hard to hide your Sovjet accent
test
I'm almost certain the Alex get is going to be from some fag who isn't even of the faith
pixlex
>>57215104
t.Alexis
i am alex and i mean the world to you
>>57215636
>>57214967
Said the commie
>>57215524
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qY8zhGtamn
>You will NEVER get to fuck Alex's boipucci
You think this is a fucking game
there is only 1 alex here
Fuck the rest alex im real alex
>>57215724
Ill fuck your girllpucci, Adriana
So what does this mean, is this a prank and what's it got to do with Google, I keep hearing it being mentioned
Please +(You) this post.
I shall give my (You)s back, okay?
>>57215693
You want to sound American but your accent is still slipping through Nikita
>>57215785
Trading
>>57215818
Thanks.
Daily reminder Alex is NOT a communist.
So if you post anime you will NOT get the name Alex.
>>57215785
Mitchell is a great host and an extremely talented, uh, masseuse. I would certainly recommend him to my friends and, indeed, everyone reading this. I was able to haggle $10 off the final price so don't be afraid to ask!
5/5 stars
>>57215687
>muh riflemen
hahahahah
>>57215793
Post your faggot accent, faggot >:^(
>>57215890
fucking jews
:^)
>>57215881
>>57215915
Thank you,
Okay I'm done guys I don't fucking wanna do this anymore. Sick of all you retards and your awful asinine comments. Sick of these stupid fucking "memes" that are literally the tier zero of humor and just consist of repeating the same shit over and over again like a fucking baby. Sick of all you dumb fucks sending me shit replies trying to be funny. I did my time. I quit. Bye assholes. You fuckers won't be missed.
>>57215687
Said the Slavtvian
>>57215950
You won't be missed either you fucking slant-eyed cunt
>>57215942
LOL chink. Have a (You) anyway)))
>>57215203
I LOVE YOU MEXICAN ALEX, YOU MEAN THE WORLD TO ME.
>>57215995
Zuniga sounds like Zoo Nigga :DDDD
>>57215950
t. Huang
>>57215995
>zuniga
>niga
LOL
>>57215944
Yeah, we fucked Jews over quite well LMAO
I'm drinking Jack and coke , and then getting comfy watching Star Wars (never seen it, don't spoil) what's going on with you guys
>>57216276
im fondling my alex
>>57216276
>Jack and Coke
Degenerate detected
>>57216276
I never seen any of the star wars movies.
>>57216084
>>57216038
we wuz senpaitachi and sheet
Alex?
>>57216374
>Janis
hehe /balt/ get achieved
do you have six toes and horse head?
>>57216374
>Janis
Noice
>>57216414
>Holland
nice
>>57216492
>>57216276
Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father.
Leia is Luke's sister.
Chancellor Palpatine is Darth Sidious.
Han Solo is killed by his son.
>>57216316
Cool..
>>57216330
It's great, plus Jack isn't that great to begin with, if it were good whisky I wouldn't mix
>>57216342
You should see the old ones. Classics
are the names completely random or are they supposed to be fitting the nationality?
>>57216650
Why buy Jack then? Just get some cheat whiskey or something. That shit costs more that Four Roses
>>57214795
>Named after a McDonalds french fry
>>57216492
Holland is a country :)
>>57216670
100% random
just like you're mum in bed
>>57216670
Then every american would be called Burger
head still hurts
>>57216750
Which one?
>>57216670
Mooks meme game is so bad, there were so many opportunities like making Canadians have only Chinese names and so forth. The low quality put into this makes me ashamed to be a daily user of 4chan.
>>57216689
Was in a hurry
kingz
kings
kangz
>>57216732
t. JEWel
>all these dog starving lithuanian commies
Disgusting
post things that make you happy
>>57216793
shut up soulless subhuman ginger
>>57216771
It's not /int/ specific, it's site wide, and most boards on this site don't have flags. It's making fun of how moot got a job at google.
>>57216793
they may not have food
but they have soul
>>57216640
I was talking bout the new one, but I know the Kylo ren spoiler so don't care
>>57216902
thank you Bo McCalebb
rolling fort Bo McCalebb
>>57216830
How so? What's the joke, did moot name people
>>57216830
I thought about that and it would still be funny on non-flag boards if they understood the meme.
oi, ya want some pingas?
What the fuck is with this layout lads. Just finished work and came home to this.
>>57216987
>moot
>>57217029
we google now
i wanna die
>>57216811
binkas bunkis binkis
FUCK
>>57217046
>Bertha
Does anyone actually like chocolate t*rkish delights? They're like black licorice-tier
why is estonia such a meme country lads? they have literally become a SAAS https://countryos.com/
Janny?
>>57217207
Rhodes Scholar?
>>57217161
I don't know what that is lmao
>>57217161
delicious! yum yumms!
>>57217197
>This is bigger than Skype — Toomas Hendrik Ilves, the President of Estonia
jewstonia
........
>>57217197
This is, Uhm B-bravo eesti
>>57217367
Alex, it is I
People with spic and asian names: GET OUT!
>>57217433
Then get out Jackie Chan
Hello boys
What's going on here
>>57217468
N-no! I am 1/32th European! I belong in this thread!
>>57217494
Ok, Tomas, I'll trust you on this.
>>57217494
>Tomas
Nice, lithuanian name get
>>57217296
saying estonians made skype is like saying hindus made Windows 7.
>>57217528
This now the official thread song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF4w-Rxsiv4
>>57217528
>Margarita
Nice, pizza name get
>their name isnt alex
Tough luck, cunts
good morning bantz
>>57217600
>Jeannie
>>57217692
bonjour, mr. french
>>57217742
>Alexander
EAT SHIT AUSSIE KEKS
ree ree
I don't like this new format joke on 4chan lads
>>57217742
Χαίρετε Alex
>>57217704
Delet
>>57217742
hello ghetto alex
>>57214830
t. Not a top bloke
>>57217742
Good name
>>57217811
Is it that bad, I'm on phone and don't see a difference
>>57217742
Greetings, Alex
>>57217843
labas Agne(s)
Hello, this is Alex.
>>57217898
>>57217742
>samefagging this hard
>>57217742
I love you Alex, you mean the world to me.
>>57217948
it's not a samefag if i'm roling for names dude
>>57217936
No, it's not
Who /nofapril/ here? Day 6 here since I started in March.
>
>>57218041
>he fell for /nofap/ meme
AGGH! MY FUCKING EYES!
>>57217742
The Madman himself
Yes, hello, this is Binkis
>>57218084
better than old theme desu
>>57218065
Enjoy your broken dick, fucking lithuanian.
>>57218001
Liar
>>57218041
Noice, I haven't wanked in 3 weeks, tryna last till the end of April , I'm going alright, the first week though, That's the worst, was agitated as then
>>57218178
>a fucking kirby
>>57218041
tried to nofap this year.
but then I fapped about 5 minutes after midnight.
>>57218113
Blacked
>>57218210
>a fucking lamb
Alex from le reddit army here
>>57218262
Cut the bullshit, Margie.
>>57218301
>Elena
cyka name desu
>>57218331
What do you mean "Elena"?
I'm Alex.
>>57218231
I think an easier option is to cut the wanking down to once a day, or once every three days, quitting cold turkey is really hard
>>57218371
BLACKED
rolling for alex t.bh lads
>>57218041
I've had some succes doing it before, 9 months is my longest stretch. But I always fall back into it, I've given up trying to quit for the time being.
>>57218394
Hello
>>57218365
well, nowere does it show that your name is "Alex"
>>57218148
/nofap/
>>57218371
>quitting cold turkey is really hard
heh
>>57218406
ALEX
>>57218118
how do i disable this 2bh lad?
>>57218454
Browse on mobile
>>57218454
::stoptheme::
you can thank me later
>>57218406
SAVAGE
A
V
A
G
E
>>57218406
Alex the SAVAGE
>>57218406
OH MY GOOOOD ALEX YOU MEAN THE WORLD TO ME
>>57218436
hey! that's my OC you're posting!
you have to ask my permission first, you know!
>>57218406
DAMN
>>57218406
ALEX
L
E
X
>>57218406
ALEX
HOLY
ITS
REALLY
HIM
>>57218406
Is... is this really you, Alex?
>>57218454
Add
http://s.4cdn.org/css/md2016.651.css
https://s.4cdn.org/css/md2016.651.css
to your ublock filters.
>>57218406
Holy shit
>>57218406
S A V A G E
A
V
A
G
E
>>57218406
Absolute madman
>>57218406
I'll post my nudes to the best alexlord in this thread. Keep posting your Alexmemes - I'll choose the winner.
>>57218406
ALEX
the
SAVAGE
Just got back from work boys
>>57218777
Nice trips
>>57218753
Alex is in this thread right now, slut
>>57218753
t. Zhang
>>57218809
>>57218863
t. Hermans
>>57218777
Me too, time to fix myself a scotch
Where do you work?
>>57218777
checked
>>57218809
Then I'll post my nudes to Alex, Ales pls respond.
>>57218913
does Alexander count?
>>57218913
Here is he >>57218406
pizdec
>>57219002
t. BuchanANO
Is it too late for a beer, lads? I think I need a beer
>>57218902
Just casual work stacking shelves while I'm at Uni. Where does the fancy, civilized, scotch drinking Aussie work?
>>57218556
dam son it worked
>>57219068
Restaurant тbh, it's not so bad. I used to work at Coles stacking shelves too, my boss was a fucking cunt and a half. Some Indian bloke with a stick up his ass.
>>57219082
For you
>>57219048
Richmond supporter?
>>57219148
nah
roling for based Tone Abbott
>>57219200
TONY ABBOTT COME ON
>>57219193
The nearest bottle-o to me that's still open is a fair trek, but trams are running all night so I guess it's doable. They hike the prices over night though which is a bitch. But I need a fucking beer to wind down.
Who's up for some Easter fun?
>>57219111
I'm at IGA and the one I work at is family owned so it's a bit nicer to work at, I just do my own thing and every now and again get told to drop what I'm doing and do a certain job that needs doing. Are you a chef or a waiter?
>>57219148
Over they feel JUST right now
>>57219274
>Snyder
hack director desu
>>57219293
Can someone please photoshop a richmond beanie onto Brendan Fraser?
>>57219280
Sounds laid back, is it in a city or town?
Mainly chef, but we switch around a lot depending on what needs to be down. It's good fun though, it's fast paced enough that the time flies by fairly quickly.
>>57218406
ALEX THE FUCKING SAVAGE I LOVE YOU
why does my 4chan look like shit???????? why does everyone have names REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57219508
APRIL APRIL
>>57219508
What are you talking about
>>57219048
It's only 7pm so no. It's not too late
>want to install something
>windows doesn't let me
fucking piece of shit mother fucker
>>57219586
what jew tricks are you using?
>>57219508
We pranked you, bro xD
>>57219403
It's technically a city but I'd say it's more like a big town that's on the brink of being a small city (South of Perth for reference).
Kind of wish I just took a year before going into Uni and worked full time at a restaurant or something, rented my own place for awhile, tried out being an adult - would've been nice. How many days a week do you work?
>>57215687
>Henry
> not Willy
So sad.
>>57219739
>Kaiser
aren't you a little too yellow to rule Germany?
imma bust a nut f a m
>>57219941
i nut in ur mum
Anyone here think getting the new Tesla car would be a good investment? Looks nice, packing some new technology, actually an affordable price - as far as new cars go that is. https://www.teslamotors.com/model3
eesti vittu
1:09 AM
LOL
>>57220013
APRIL APRIL
>>57219989
>Jennings
irish leftard get desu
>>57218406
topkek
Whats up with this sodomite design though?
>>57219650
Yea I wanna do some of that myself, I'm still in with my folks at the moment. But rent is so fucking expensive here that it kind of makes sense to stick with them, especially because I'm trying to save.
>>57220163
Actually like the new design t bh
>>57220200
me too mr. Jew Butler
>>57220200
dirty jew tell me how to get rid of it
